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[WOMAN ON RADIO]:
IT'S TRYING TO SNOW
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IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST,
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BUT IT'S GOING TO WARM UP
LATER TODAY.
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NEWS AND TRAFFIC
COMING UP AT 7:00.
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HAVE A GREAT DAY.
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WAITER, THIS COFFEE
IS HOT AS BLAZES.
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WOULD YOU BRING ME
AN ICE CUBE?
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LET IT COOL, DEAR.
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I HAVEN'T GOT TIME
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FOR ANY "LET IT COOL"
NONSENSE.
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I'VE GOT TO PUT UP
THE DECORATIONS.
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LOU, IT'S
ALMOST CHRISTMAS.
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I KNOW, MOM.
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WELL, OF COURSE
IT IS.
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I LOVE
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.
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WHERE'S THAT
DAMN WAITER?
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THAT'S NOT A WAITER,
CARL, DEAR.
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THAT'S LOU.
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HE'S OUR SON.
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IF HE'S NOT
THE WAITER,
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WHY THE HELL
DID HE BRING ME ICE?
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EVERYBODY'S LIGHTS
ARE UP ALREADY.
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MOM, THE STORE
IS SO CRAZY,
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I TAKE A DEEP BREATH
BEFORE I GO IN,
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AND I DON'T EXHALE
UNTIL I LEAVE.
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BREATHING IS
GOOD FOR YOU, LOUIS.
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I HIGHLY
RECOMMEND IT.
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WELL, I'LL ASK
MR. CROUCH
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FOR PERMISSION.
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WILL HE MAKE YOU WORK
ALL WEEKEND?
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NO, NOT ALL OF IT.
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DON'T WORRY,
I'LL PUT THEM UP.
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DO-- DO I LIKE
PANCAKES?
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YOU LOVE THEM, POP.
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I'VE GOT TO GO.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[SNIFFS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK LIVELY, FOLKS.
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GATHER AROUND.
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NOW, SOMEBODY ASK ME,
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"IS THE GREAT AMERICAN STORE
REALLY VISIBLE FROM SPACE?"
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HEY, SANTA, WAKE UP.
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MOVE.
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IS THE GREAT AMERICAN STORE
REALLY VISIBLE FROM SPACE?
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WHO THE HELL KNOWS?
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WHO THE HELL CARES?
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IT SOUNDS GOOD.
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SOUNDS BIG.
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IT'S MARKETING,
AND THAT MEANS SALES.
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YEAH.
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NOW, SOMEBODY ASK ME
HOW MUCH MONEY WE'LL MAKE
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IN THE TWO WEEKS
BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
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[QUIETLY]: OH,
THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
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TODAY.
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HOW MUCH MONEY
ARE WE GOING TO MAKE
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IN THE TWO WEEKS BEFORE
CHRISTMAS, MR. CROUCH?
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A HELL OF A LOT.
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MR. CROUCH...
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BOYD?
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ARE YOU GOING TO
WANT US TO WORK
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ON CHRISTMAS DAY THIS YEAR?
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WHAT?
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WHAT?
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HEY, FOLKS,
THIS IS AL T. CROUCH
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OF THE GREAT AMERICAN STORE,
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AND I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY
ON BEHALF OF MY FAMILY
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TO YOUR FAMILY,
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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BUT HEY,
IT'S STILL NOT TOO LATE
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TO COME DOWN AND DO
SOME LAST-MINUTE SHOPPING.
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WE'VE GOT SOME SMOKIN' DEALS
FOR YOU.
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SO COME ON DOWN
TO THE GREAT AMERICAN STORE.
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THE BIGGEST, BEST,
AND BRIGHTEST STORE
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IN THE TOWN OF PINENUT.
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HEY, YOU CAN SEE US FROM SPACE!
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THE HEATHER LOCKLEAR DOLLS
HAVEN'T ARRIVED YET.
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OH, WHAT A TRAGEDY.
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CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!
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WE HAVE TO
CALL THEM.
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WHY DON'T WE
CALL HEATHER,
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BECAUSE
GUESS WHAT--
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SHE'S STILL SINGLE.
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MS. LOCKLEAR
CAN WAIT.
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IT'S CHRISTMAS.
RETAIL.
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NO TIME FOR
CHIT-CHAT, BOYS.
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CAN I HELP YOU?
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I SURE HOPE SO.
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I-I'M LOU BOYD,
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MANAGER
OF THE ORDERING DEPARTMENT.
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DIANNE CROUCH.
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I'M THE OWNER
AFTER MY FATHER RETIRES.
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DO YOU KNOW
HOW MANY ITEMS
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YOU'RE TRACKING
FOR US, MR. BOYD?
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FOR-- FOR THE WHOLE STORE?
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YES.
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A LOT?
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94,672--
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CORRECTION, 71,
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BEING THAT
THE HEATHER LOCKLEAR DOLLS
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HAVEN'T COME IN.
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SEE?
THAT'S A LOT.
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I WOULD LIKE A REPORT
ON MY DESK AFTER LUNCH
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DETAILING YOUR
INVENTORY SYSTEMS,
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DEPARTMENT
BY DEPARTMENT,
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CROSS-REFERENCING
ALL VENDOR COMMONALITY,
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OF COURSE,
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AND ANY INTERFACING
ANALYSIS
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AND PARALLEL
BACKUP.
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WE'RE GOING TO
STREAMLINE THE SYSTEM
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AND STABILIZE THE FOUNDATIONS
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AND SHIFT THIS STORE
INTO A HIGHER GEAR.
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HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?
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HMM.
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45 MINUTES.
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I WAS IN SCHOOL.
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JUST GRADUATED.
AH...
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UH, I JUST
GRADUATED.
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THE BERGEN
COMMUNITY COLLEGE.
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GOT A BUSINESS
CERTIFICATE
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IN 14 WEEKS.
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WHAT KIND OF DEGREE
HAVE YOU GOT?
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I'M A CORNELL ATTORNEY,
HARVARD MBA,
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WHARTON CPA, COLUMBIA PH.D,
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AND AN NYU MFA.
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MFA?
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I THINK
A WELL-ROUNDED CHARACTER
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IS IMPORTANT FOR A PERSON
IN A LEADERSHIP POSITION.
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[LAUGHS]
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IF I WANTED
A ROUNDED CHARACTER,
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I'D JUST
KEEP EATING.
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THE FUTURE OF
THE GREAT AMERICAN STORE
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IS IN MY HANDS.
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I HAVE PLANS.
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BIG PLANS.
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WE NEED TO
SET THIS HOUSE IN ORDER,
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SO I WANT THAT REPORT ON MY DESK
AFTER LUNCH.
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THANK YOU.
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HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS SO CAREFUL.
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WELL, I THOUGHT
I WAS SO CAREFUL.
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HOW MANY ARE THERE?
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6,000 CASES.
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HOW MANY
SHOULD THERE BE?
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YOU KNOW, 60.
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OH, RON!
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6,000 CASES
OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS?
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NO, WE HAD PLENTY,
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BUT TWO WEEKS TO CHRISTMAS,
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SALES DECIDED THEY
WANTED A LITTLE CUSHION,
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SO I FIGURED, BETTER SAFE,
BETTER SAFE, RIGHT?
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WELL, CAN'T WE
SEND THEM BACK?
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IT'S LIQUIDATION
STOCK.
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THE COMPANY'S GONE.
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PERFECT.
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JANEY'S A SOPHOMORE
AT RUTGERS.
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ERIC'S A JUNIOR
AT LEHIGH.
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THE TWINS ARE STARTING
GLASSBORO IN THE FALL.
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I TOOK A SECOND
MORTGAGE OUT
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ON THE HOUSE,
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AND I'M BEHIND ALREADY.
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GOD, MY CREDIT CARDS
ARE MAXED.
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THE BANK'S AFTER ME.
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I'M RUINED, LOU.
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CHRISTMAS
HAS RUINED ME!
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IT'S OKAY, RON.
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IT'S NOT PERSONAL, MR. BOYD.
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IT'S BUSINESS.
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INTERNAL POLICY.
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MR. EISELY PAYS
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FOR HIS
OVERSTOCK MISTAKE.
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PAYCHECKS ARE REDUCED
ON A SLIDING SCALE
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AS OR UNTIL
OVERSTOCK IS SOLD.
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YOU SIGNED
THE SAME CONTRACT.
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DAMN RIGHT
YOU DID,
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AND FOR THREE TRUCKLOADS.
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THREE DAMN
TRUCKLOADS!
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THE CONTRACT WASN'T MEANT
TO INCLUDE SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
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REGARDLESS
OF SCOPE,
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THE FINANCIAL
RESPONSIBILITY
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IS MR. EISELY'S.
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EISELY PAYS, BOYD.
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MAN, THAT'S A CRAPLOAD
OF LIGHTS.
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IT WAS--
IT WAS MY MISTAKE, NOT RON'S.
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I'M RESPONSIBLE.
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I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL
WAS HE THINKING?
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I MEAN,
THAT'S ENOUGH LIGHTS
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TO DECORATE
THE WHOLE DAMN TOWN.
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IT'S HIS SIGNATURE
ON THE ORDER FORM.
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HIS AUTHORIZATION.
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HE DID THAT FOR ME, YOU SEE.
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UM, IT WAS MY ORDER, AND, UH...
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I FORGOT TO SIGN IT.
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AND HE REMEMBERED.
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TOO BAD FOR HIM.
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HE SHOULD'VE
CHECKED THE ORDER.
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I MEAN, COME ON!
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6,000 CASES
OF LIGHTS?
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IT'S ENOUGH LIGHTS
TO DECORATE
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THE WHOLE DAMN
COUNTY!
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I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TRYING TO DO, MR. BOYD,
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AND WE CAN'T
ALLOW IT.
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HE'S A SINGLE FATHER.
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HE'S GOT FOUR KIDS
GOING TO COLLEGE NEXT YEAR.
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HE'S MORTGAGED EVERYTHING.
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HE'S COUNTING PENNIES AS IT IS.
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IF HE HAS TO PAY FOR THIS,
HE WILL LOSE HIS HOUSE.
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OH, WHERE'S
MY VIOLIN?
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EISELY PAYS!
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THAT'S THE END!
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[SIGHS]
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IF RON LOSES HIS HOUSE,
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AND IT GETS OUT
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THAT THE GREAT AMERICAN STORE
HAD NO HEART DURING CHRISTMAS,
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HOW DO YOU THINK
THAT'S GOING TO AFFECT SALES?
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WE HAVE A BULL'S EYE
ON OUR BACK ALREADY.
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WE GOT REPORTERS
WAITING IN THE WINGS
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TO TAKE A SHOT AT US.
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THERE IS A LOT MORE
AT STAKE HERE, MR. CROUCH,
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THAN JUST A FEW CASES OF LIGHTS.
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I DON'T LIKE YOU, BOYD.
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I NEVER LIKED YOU.
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WHAT IF IT'S NOT A MISTAKE?
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NOT A MISTAKE?
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AN EXTRA 5,940 CASES
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OF CHRISTMAS
LIGHTS?
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WHAT IF...
WHAT IF IT'S AN EVENT?
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YOU SAID YOURSELF, MR. CROUCH,
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THAT WE HAVE ENOUGH LIGHTS
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TO LIGHT EVERY HOUSE
ON EVERY STREET.
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EVERY DAMN HOUSE
FOR MILES.
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WELL, THAT'S
A START.
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IT'S A HELL
OF A LOT OF HOUSES.
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OKAY, I ADMIT
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THAT IT'S GOING TO TAKE
SOME IMAGINATION--
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IT'S A HECK
OF A LOT OF PEOPLE.
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I HAVE AN MFA IN ART HISTORY.
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I HAVE AN IMAGINATION.
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THEN WHY AREN'T
THOSE LIGHTS OVERSTOCK,
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MS. CROUCH?
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HELL OF A LOT
OF CUSTOMERS...
245
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,728
BECAUSE THEY'RE PART
OF A STRATEGY.
246
00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,597
RIGHT, A STRATEGIC EVENT.
247
00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,165
WE'VE GOT TO
MAKE 'EM WANT LIGHTS.
248
00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,567
DESIGNED TO BRING PEOPLE
INTO THE STORE.
249
00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,134
TO BUY LIGHTS.
250
00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,136
WE GOT TO MAKE 'EM
NEED LIGHTS.
251
00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,237
OKAY, WHAT ABOUT--
252
00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:25,606
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
I'VE GOT IT.
253
00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:27,941
A CONTEST!
A CONTEST!
A CONTEST!
254
00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:29,209
WE'LL HAVE
THE BIGGEST DAMN
255
00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,211
CHRISTMAS LIGHT CONTEST
IN THE COUNTRY.
256
00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,846
WE'LL CALL IT
"LIGHT THE NIGHT."
257
00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,782
LIGHT THE NIGHT...
258
00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,750
LIGHT THE NIGHT.
I'M BRILLIANT!
259
00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:37,885
[LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY]
260
00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:40,020
LIGHT THE NIGHT...
261
00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,221
YES...
262
00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:48,896
NO, NO, WE NEED THE BIG BOX
ON THE LEFT.
263
00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,030
NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE,
THE OTHER ONE.
264
00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,031
THIS ONE?
265
00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,165
YES.
266
00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,134
THAT'S THE RIGHT, POP.
RIGHT. LEFT.
267
00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,669
CAREFUL WITH THOSE.
268
00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,605
THESE DECORATIONS
HAVE BEEN IN MY FAMILY
269
00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:58,839
FOR A HUNDRED YEARS.
270
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,641
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDAD
EDWARD BOYD
271
00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:01,909
STARTED
THE WHOLE THING.
272
00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,611
PASSED THEM DOWN
ALL THE WAY TO YOU.
273
00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:04,612
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
274
00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:06,847
YEAH, I KNOW THAT.
275
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,015
ALL RIGHT.
276
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,783
WHICH BOX
DO YOU WANT NEXT?
277
00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:17,324
THOSE WERE THE DAYS, EH, POP?
278
00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:19,159
YOU SOLD
A LOT OF SHOES.
279
00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:22,229
I GUESS I-I'M JUST LOOKING
280
00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:23,931
TO BOSS SOMEBODY AROUND.
281
00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:26,066
YOU SPEND
YOUR WHOLE LIFE
282
00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,100
BEING THE BOSS,
283
00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:28,969
YOU CAN'T JUST TURN IT OFF.
284
00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,070
[CHUCKLES]
285
00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,239
YOU WANT TO
KEEP ON BOSSING.
286
00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:33,373
THAT'S OKAY, POP.
287
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,609
YOU CAN BOSS ME AROUND.
288
00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:37,077
YOU'RE A GOOD BOY.
289
00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:41,581
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD BOY.
290
00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:47,921
SAY...
291
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,191
I HAD CHILDREN,
292
00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,292
DIDN'T I?
293
00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,229
YEAH, UH...
294
00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,398
YEAH, THREE OF THEM.
295
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,969
TWO GIRLS AND ONE BOY.
296
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,070
COME ON.
297
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,105
LET'S FINISH THIS UP
BEFORE LUNCH, POP.
298
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,173
I'VE GOT TO WORK
THIS AFTERNOON.
299
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,975
WE'VE GOT THIS
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS CONTEST
300
00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:08,742
STARTING ON MONDAY,
301
00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,878
AND I'M ON
THE PLANNING COMMITTEE.
302
00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,212
HEY, LOU!
303
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,246
CARL...
304
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,414
GOT A MINUTE?
305
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,383
HEY, GARY.
WHAT'S UP?
306
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,985
I WANT TO ASK YOU
ABOUT THIS CONTEST,
307
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,386
"LIGHT THE NIGHT"?
308
00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,587
WHEN CROUCH SAYS,
309
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,690
"ONE HOUR OF FREE SHOPPING,"
WHAT DOES HE MEAN, EXACTLY?
310
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:23,724
WELL, IT SAYS--
311
00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:24,725
I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS.
312
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:25,993
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
313
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,061
IT MEANS THAT CROUCH
IS GOING TO OPEN THE STORE
314
00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:29,196
ON CHRISTMAS DAY,
315
00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,799
AND THE WINNER GETS ONE HOUR
TO FILL A SHOPPING SKID
316
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,867
WITH ANYTHING IN THE STORE.
317
00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:36,003
HOW ABOUT
A WASHING MACHINE?
318
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,070
ANYTHING IN THE STORE, GARY.
319
00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:38,872
HOW ABOUT
A BIG-SCREEN TV?
320
00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,273
ANYTHING IN THE--
321
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:43,376
HOW ABOUT A JOHN DEERE
LX-289 PREMIUM LAWN TRACTOR
322
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,413
WITH CRUISE CONTROL,
AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION,
323
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,381
LIQUID-COOLED
TWIN CYLINDER ENGINE,
324
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,050
AND A THREE-BLADE 48-INCH DECK
325
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,785
THAT'LL MULCH, BAG,
AND DISCHARGE?
326
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,954
ANYTHING, GARY,
327
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,088
EXCEPT FOR THAT.
328
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,926
I'M JOKING, GARY.
329
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,193
ANYTHING.
330
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,461
NOT BAD.
331
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,863
ARE YOU
GOING TO ENTER?
332
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:03,764
ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT THE CONTEST?
333
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:04,932
HEY, EILEEN.
334
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,066
IT DOESN'T SAY
ANYTHING HERE
335
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,434
ABOUT JEWS ENTERING.
336
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,170
IT'S A CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
CONTEST, EILEEN.
337
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,271
SO? HANUKKAH HAS LIGHTS.
338
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:12,339
IT'S THE FESTIVAL
OF LIGHTS.
339
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,007
THE JEWS INVENTED THE WHOLE
HOLIDAY LIGHT THING
340
00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,075
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
341
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,143
YOU WANT TO ENTER
THE CONTEST?
342
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,144
I'M AN ACCOUNTANT,
GARY.
343
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,211
I FIGURED OUT
WHAT IT'S WORTH.
344
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,981
LOW FIVE FIGURES IS NOT
AN OUTRAGEOUS ESTIMATE.
345
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,149
YOU GET AN HOUR
WITH ONE OF THOSE
346
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,283
ROLLING SHOPPING
PLATFORMS.
347
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,918
LOT OF
BIG-TICKET ITEMS.
348
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,019
YOU COULD REALLY
DO SOME DAMAGE.
349
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:26,920
THIS IS
WHAT I'M SAYING.
350
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,722
LOU, YOU'VE GOT TO
TALK TO MR. CROUCH.
351
00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:31,725
IF JEWS CAN'T ENTER,
THAT'S A PROBLEM.
352
00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:32,993
A LAWSUIT
WAITING TO HAPPEN.
353
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,427
THE ONLY REQUIREMENT
354
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,329
IS THAT YOU BE
A RESIDENT OF THE COUNTY.
355
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,165
JEWS CAN DEFINITELY ENTER,
EILEEN.
356
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,067
GOOD. I'M ENTERING.
357
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,168
I SEE THEY GOT A SALE GOING
358
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,070
WITH THE LIGHTS, TOO,
YOU KNOW.
359
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,371
THAT CROUCH
IS NO DUMMY.
360
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,807
DAD...
361
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,943
YOU PUT EVERYTHING AWAY.
362
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:51,278
WE WERE TAKING THIS STUFF OUT.
363
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,379
COME ON.
364
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,782
HERE.
365
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,383
THERE YOU GO.
366
00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,087
TWO WEEKS TO CHRISTMAS.
367
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,321
OH, MAN, IT'S COLD.
368
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,256
YOU'D THINK IT WOULD SNOW.
369
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,327
MY NEIGHBORS
ARE ALL ENTERING.
370
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,096
YEAH, SO ARE MINE.
371
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,530
MAYBE IT'LL WORK.
372
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,865
YEAH, IF WE CAN SELL
JUST ONE TRUCKLOAD
373
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:12,900
BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
374
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:13,934
THAT'S ALL I ASK.
375
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,235
I'M ENTERING.
376
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,403
YOU ARE?
377
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,504
EMPLOYEES CAN ENTER.
378
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:18,505
I'M AN EMPLOYEE.
379
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:19,840
I HAVE A HOUSE.
380
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,308
I HAVE DECORATIONS.
381
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,342
I LIKE
FREE SHOPPING.
382
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,377
ALL RIGHT.
383
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,346
GOOD MORNING.
384
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,848
FIRST DAY
OF THE CONTEST.
385
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:28,882
YEAH,
RON'S ENTERING.
386
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:29,749
EXCELLENT.
387
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,151
WELL, WE HAVE ENOUGH
LIGHTS FOR EVERYONE,
388
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,486
DON'T WE,
MR. EISELY?
389
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,355
COULD I SEE YOU
FOR A MINUTE, MR. BOYD?
390
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:37,490
I HAVE GOOD NEWS.
391
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:38,859
OH?
392
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:39,927
I'M TAKING YOU OFF
393
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:40,928
THE CONTEST
PLANNING COMMITTEE.
394
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,229
THAT IS GOOD NEWS.
395
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,363
THAT'S NOT IT.
396
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,898
IT GETS BETTER?
397
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,499
YOU'RE ENTERING
THE CONTEST INSTEAD.
398
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,400
I AM?
399
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,535
YES, YOU ARE.
400
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,137
NO, I MEANT,
"NO, I'M NOT."
401
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,504
"I AM?" WAS
A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
402
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,206
THEY DIDN'T TEACH YOU
RHETORIC AT HARVARD?
403
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,307
YOU'RE ENTERING
THE CONTEST,
404
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,575
AND YOU
ARE GOING TO WIN.
405
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,877
IT'S RIGGED?
406
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:57,878
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
407
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,246
YOU'RE GOING TO WIN
408
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,247
BECAUSE YOUR HOUSE IS
GOING TO BE THE BEST,
409
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,015
AND BECAUSE I AM
DESIGNING YOUR DECORATIONS.
410
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,117
OH, YOU GOT AN MFA
IN THE ART HISTORY
411
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,285
OF CHRISTMAS
LIGHTS DESIGN?
412
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,419
AND WHEN YOU WIN,
413
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,222
YOU'LL AGREE TO ACCEPT
THE SHOPPING SPREE
414
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:10,457
AS LONG AS YOU CAN
DONATE THE TIME
415
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,859
TO CHARITY
416
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,226
SO THAT WE CAN TAKE
THE DEDUCTION.
417
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,294
SHOPPING FOR CHARITY.
418
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,428
AN EVENT STRATEGY.
419
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,463
EXACTLY.
420
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:17,564
UH-HUH. NO.
421
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:18,932
MY PARENTS, YOU SEE,
IT'S THEIR HOUSE.
422
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,433
AND THEY HAVE
THEIR OWN DECORATIONS.
423
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,902
THEY WON'T LIKE IT.
424
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,571
WELL, I'LL TALK TO THEM.
425
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,439
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THERE WAS GOOD NEWS.
426
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,908
OH, YES, WE'RE GIVING
HOLIDAY CONSIDERATION
427
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,042
TO MR. EISELY.
428
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,043
HE'S OFF THE HOOK.
429
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,079
OH, THAT-- THAT'S GREAT NEWS.
430
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,347
AND IF THIS CONTEST FAILS,
WE'RE GARNISHING YOUR WAGES.
431
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,852
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
432
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:42,055
[JAZZY "DECK THE HALLS" PLAYS
ON HEADPHONES]
433
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,523
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
434
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,531
[RINGING]
435
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,436
LOU...
436
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,338
OH, GOD...
437
00:13:58,371 --> 00:13:59,339
LOU!
438
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,573
LINE FIVE.
439
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,076
LOU BOYD.
440
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,244
[WOMAN]: MR. BOYD?
441
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,645
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
442
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,114
IT'S COMPLETELY
OUT OF HAND UP HERE.
443
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,249
LOU, IT'S CRAZY
UP IN CHRISTMAS!
444
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,850
OKAY, I'LL BE
RIGHT THERE.
445
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,321
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING?
446
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,455
WATCH IT.
447
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:16,323
I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD BE
448
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,091
THROWING IN THIS STORE,
NOW, PEOPLE.
449
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,126
DON'T WORRY,
THERE'S PLENTY FOR EVERYONE.
450
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,427
HOW YOU DOING?
CAN I HELP YOU?
451
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,628
DO YOU NEED MORE?
452
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,596
HI. DO YOU...
453
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:24,965
WE'RE ALL
OUT OF ANGELS,
454
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:25,966
BUT WE HAVE
PLENTY OF LIGHTS.
455
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,034
I'M JUST SAYING,
456
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,101
IF YOU RUN OUT
OF STOCK
457
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,236
WHILE YOU'RE
SIMULTANEOUSLY
458
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,904
RUNNING A CONTEST
AND A SALE,
459
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,239
SOMEONE'S
GOING TO SUE.
460
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,540
NOT THAT IT'S
GOING TO HAPPEN.
461
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,375
I'M JUST SAYING.
462
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,110
OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO
NEED MORE DECORATIONS,
463
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,112
MORE-- MORE STUFF.
464
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,113
ORDER ANYTHING YOU CAN.
465
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,214
GO.
466
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,282
WE'RE ALL
OUT OF STARS.
467
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,417
CAN I HELP YOU
GET ANYTHING?
468
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,953
OH, HEY...
I'M GOING TO GET
MORE STUFF, OKAY?
469
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,354
I'M GOING TO GET MORE STUFF,
470
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,922
AND I'M GOING TO GET SOMEBODY
TO HELP ME GET IT, OKAY?
471
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,290
OKAY, WELL, GO,
GO, GO, GO, GO!
472
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,491
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT!
473
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,061
OKAY, NO THROWING,
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE?
474
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,562
THERE'S PLENTY FOR EVERYBODY.
475
00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:58,999
IT'S GOOD.
476
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,935
HMM?
477
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,611
[***]
478
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,035
IT'S PERFECT.
479
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:38,038
YOU'LL CALL IT
"A PERFECT CHRISTMAS."
480
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,372
OF COURSE I WILL.
481
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,641
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
482
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,112
I LOVE IT.
483
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,015
OH!
484
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,282
HELLO, HELLO!
485
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,383
HELLO.
486
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,484
WELCOME.
487
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,120
UH, MOM,
THIS IS DIANNE CROUCH.
488
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,188
DIANNE, THIS IS MY MOTHER,
JULIETTE BOYD.
489
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,189
VERY NICE
TO MEET YOU.
490
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,324
IT'S A PLEASURE.
491
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,325
CAN I TAKE
YOUR COAT?
492
00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,359
OH, YES.
493
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,593
CARL... CARL?
494
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,295
YES?
495
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,197
LOU'S BROUGHT
A GIRL HOME.
496
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,265
DIANNE CROUCH.
497
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,699
MR. CROUCH'S
DAUGHTER.
498
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,135
HE OWNS THE STORE
WHERE LOU WORKS.
499
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,502
SHE'S GOING TO
TELL US
500
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,338
ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS
LIGHTS CONTEST.
501
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,605
OH, GOOD.
502
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,074
VERY NICE
TO MEET YOU.
503
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:14,907
HELLO.
504
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,543
IT'S VERY NICE
TO MEET YOU AS WELL.
505
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,710
COME ON IN.
506
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,152
WHO'S LOU?
507
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,287
PARTICIPATING
IN THE CONTEST
508
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,488
IS AN IMPORTANT
CAREER MOVE
509
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,756
FOR MR. BOYD,
510
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,125
AND IT DEMONSTRATES
COMPANY LOYALTY,
511
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,061
AND HIS WILLINGNESS
TO GO THE EXTRA MILE.
512
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,329
PLUS, IT IS
A GREAT EXAMPLE
513
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,498
FOR OUR STAFF
TO EMULATE.
514
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,334
WILL WE BE ABLE TO USE
OUR OWN DECORATIONS?
515
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:42,502
HONESTLY,
MRS. BOYD,
516
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,304
I DON'T THINK SO.
517
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,472
YOU SEE,
YOUR HOUSE
518
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,040
CAN'T JUST
WIN THE CONTEST.
519
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,809
YOUR HOUSE HAS TO WIN
CLEARLY AND EASILY.
520
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,045
THERE CAN'T BE ANY QUESTION
521
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,780
THAT THE DECORATIONS
IN THIS HOUSE
522
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,516
AREN'T BY FAR THE VERY BEST.
523
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,686
BUT OUR DECORATIONS
ARE SPECIAL.
524
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,121
OH, YES, NO,
525
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,123
ABSOLUTELY, THEY ARE.
526
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,125
IT'S JUST THAT...
527
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,226
AS AN ARTIST,
528
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,494
TO CREATE
THE STRONGEST
529
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,163
AND MOST COHESIVE THEME,
530
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,265
I FEEL THAT IT IS CRITICAL
531
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:15,368
THAT I START
WITH A CLEAN CANVAS,
532
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,469
BUT THANK YOU
533
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,205
FOR PUTTING IT
ON THE TABLE,
534
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,672
SO TO SPEAK.
535
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:24,111
I'M GLAD
WE WERE ABLE TO TALK.
536
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,079
IS THAT YOU IN THAT PICTURE?
537
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,314
YES.
538
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,381
THAT'S OUR
WEDDING PICTURE.
539
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,183
CARL AND I
HAVE BEEN MARRIED
540
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,684
52 YEARS.
541
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,086
OH...
542
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,587
I STILL
THINK OF MYSELF
543
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,423
LIKE THIS.
544
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,158
I'M ALWAYS STARTLED
545
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,059
WHEN I LOOK
IN THE MIRROR.
546
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,296
ARE YOU MARRIED?
547
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,298
NOT YET,
548
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,599
BUT MY STRATEGY WAS,
549
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,700
AND STILL IS,
550
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,236
TO FINISH SCHOOL,
SPEND TWO YEARS,
551
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,238
AND MAYBE THE FIRST QUARTER
OF THE THIRD YEAR,
552
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,306
SETTLING
INTO STORE MANAGEMENT,
553
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,741
FINISH OUT YEAR'S END,
GET ENGAGED,
554
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,843
THEN SPEND
TWO QUARTERS
555
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:57,744
PLANNING THE WEDDING,
556
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,579
AND GET MARRIED IN JUNE
OF YEAR FOUR.
557
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:00,713
I'LL BE 38.
558
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,215
IS IT GOING WELL?
559
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,483
MM.
560
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,185
RIGHT ON SCHEDULE,
561
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,154
AS IT SHOULD BE.
562
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,188
OH...
563
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,190
IS THAT MR. BOYD?
564
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,224
THAT'S LOUIS,
YES,
565
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,725
AND HIS SISTERS.
566
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,395
HE WAS A BIT OF A SURPRISE.
567
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,465
ARE, UH, CHILDREN
PART OF YOUR STRATEGY?
568
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,532
MM-HMM. TWO.
569
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:20,600
GIRLS.
570
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,302
ONE AT 40, THE OTHER AT 42,
571
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:25,672
AND I'M VERY FLEXIBLE
ABOUT THEIR NAMES.
572
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,507
ACTUALLY, I'M NOT.
573
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,576
I HAVE SEVERAL
UNDER CONSIDERATION.
574
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,578
WELL, I'M SORRY, DEAR.
575
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,479
I MUST HAVE MISSED IT,
576
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,481
BUT, UM, AT WHAT POINT
IN THE SCHEDULE
577
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,649
DO YOU MEET THE MAN
YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY?
578
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,351
BY MY
CALCULATIONS,
579
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:39,819
YOU'VE ONLY LEFT
THE SECOND QUARTER
580
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,354
OF THE THIRD YEAR
581
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:42,722
TO PLAY THE FIELD.
582
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,757
NOW, ASSUMING IT TAKES
THE THIRD QUARTER
583
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,360
TO DATE AND DETERMINE
WHETHER OR NOT HE'S THE ONE,
584
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,595
YOU'VE ONLY LEFT
THE FOURTH QUARTER
585
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,729
TO FALL IN LOVE
586
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,598
BEFORE
THE ENGAGEMENT.
587
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,633
DO YOU THINK THAT'S ENOUGH TIME?
588
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:57,404
OH, YES, MORE THAN ENOUGH.
589
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,638
DON'T YOU?
590
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:01,808
YOU CAN'T PLAN
A RELATIONSHIP
591
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,576
IN YOUR DAY-TIMER,
MS. CROUCH.
592
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,245
"FOURTH QUARTER,
FALL IN LOVE,
593
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,579
GET ENGAGED."
594
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,515
IT'S NOT
A SCHEDULING ISSUE.
595
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,916
NO, IT'S NOT.
596
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,418
IT'S A MANAGEMENT ISSUE.
597
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,653
IT'S NOT
A MANAGEMENT ISSUE.
598
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:14,721
WOULD YOU SAY
599
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,223
THAT ALL BROKEN
RELATIONSHIPS
600
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,290
SUFFER FROM SOME FORM
OF MISMANAGEMENT?
601
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,491
NO.
602
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,227
FINANCIAL ISSUES,
603
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,294
TIMING ISSUES,
604
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,495
COMMITMENT ISSUES,
605
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,896
LOYALTY ISSUES?
606
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,399
OKAY, I GUESS
YOU COULD LOOK AT IT THAT WAY,
607
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,769
BUT LOVE IS SO MUCH MORE
THAN THAT.
608
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,304
THEN IT
LOGICALLY FOLLOWS
609
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,705
THAT ALL
GOOD RELATIONSHIPS,
610
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,574
INCLUDING THE CREATION
OF GOOD RELATIONSHIPS,
611
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,343
BENEFIT GREATLY FROM,
AND ARE, IN FACT,
612
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,944
A DIRECT FUNCTION
OF GOOD MANAGEMENT,
613
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:41,681
PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE,
MS. CROUCH.
614
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,716
THEY DON'T MANAGE THEMSELVES
INTO LOVE.
615
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,385
THEY DO IF THEY'RE SMART.
616
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,419
[LAUGHS]
617
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,854
WHAT ABOUT
THE INTANGIBLES?
618
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,290
FATE, CHEMISTRY, ROMANCE?
619
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:51,558
FLOWERS, CHOCOLATES?
620
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:54,561
NO, ALL MANAGEABLE
LINE ITEM DETAILS.
621
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:55,862
[SCOFFS]
622
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,330
I'M NOT SAYING
THAT LOVE ISN'T REAL,
623
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,632
OR IMPORTANT,
624
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:02,769
OR THE END GAME OBJECTIVE.
625
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,572
I'M JUST SAYING,
THE BETTER THE MANAGEMENT,
626
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:06,573
THE FASTER THE SUCCESS.
627
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:07,674
YOU CAN'T MANAGE
628
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,642
A FOURTH QUARTER
ENGAGEMENT, MS. CROUCH.
629
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,679
WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN,
BUT I COULDN'T.
630
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,846
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A MORE
ACCOMPLISHED MANAGER
631
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,914
THAN YOU ARE.
632
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:15,915
[SIGHS]
633
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,285
THE FOURTH QUARTER'S
ALL THE TIME I'LL NEED.
634
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,319
WELL, REMIND ME
635
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,453
NOT TO SHOW UP
AT YOUR DOOR
636
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,322
WITH A DOZEN ROSES
AND A BOX OF TRUFFLES.
637
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,590
FINE.
638
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,024
DON'T SHOW UP AT MY DOOR
WITH A DOZEN ROSES
639
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,493
AND A BOX OF
CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES.
640
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,694
FINE!
641
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,528
FINE!
642
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,630
YOU CAN'T MANAGE LOVE,
MS. CROUCH.
643
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,966
WATCH ME, MR. BOYD.
644
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,603
[***]
645
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:41,974
HOLD THE LADDER HERE?
646
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:44,744
YEAH, I GOT IT,
I GOT IT.
647
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,713
NOW, SOMEBODY ASK ME,
648
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:50,350
"WHAT IS WRONG
WITH THIS PICTURE?"
649
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,484
MR. CROUCH,
650
00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:52,819
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
651
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,020
WELL, LOOK AROUND YOU, PEOPLE.
652
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,955
THE ANSWER'S ON THE SHELVES,
653
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,758
OR WHAT'S NOT ON THEM,
IS WHAT I'M GETTING AT.
654
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,794
IN THE WHOLE HISTORY
OF CHRISTMAS LIGHT SALES,
655
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:05,432
WE HAVE NEVER, EVER SOLD
TWO TRUCKLOADS OF LIGHTS.
656
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,667
NOW, THAT'S GOT
TO BE A RECORD.
657
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,502
NOW, LET'S TALK
TOYS,
658
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,304
AND OTHER
KINDS OF GIFTS.
659
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,072
ADD IN
THE ANCILLARIES,
660
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,842
LIKE FOOD, CLOTHING,
ALL THE REST...
661
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,544
THE BOTTOM LINE, PEOPLE,
662
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,513
IS THAT SALES ARE WAY UP
ALL ACROSS THE STORE,
663
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,315
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
664
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:23,916
WE CAN SELL MORE.
665
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:24,951
YESTERDAY
666
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,719
WAS THE LARGEST
GROSSING DAY
667
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:29,922
IN THE HISTORY OF
THE GREAT AMERICAN STORE.
668
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:30,957
OH, YEAH!
669
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,559
[APPLAUSE]
670
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:33,460
AND WE'RE
GOING TO RIDE
671
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:34,661
THAT HOT HORSE,
PEOPLE!
672
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:35,862
IT'S NO ACCIDENT
673
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,597
THAT THIS STORE CAN BE SEEN
FROM SPACE.
674
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,065
BOYD, I WANT YOU TO ORDER
THREE MORE TRUCKLOADS OF LIGHTS,
675
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,400
AND I'M UPPING
THE ANTE.
676
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,601
AS OF TODAY,
677
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:45,572
THE PRIZE WILL BE NOT ONE
BUT TWO FREE HOURS OF SHOPPING.
678
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:46,906
LET'S SHOW 'EM
679
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:50,042
WHAT "DOUBLE THE FUN"
REALLY MEANS, HUH?
680
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:50,877
WHAT?
681
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,011
SO YOU REALLY CAN
682
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:52,979
SEE THE STORE
FROM SPACE?
683
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,714
OH, ABSOLUTELY.
684
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:58,785
HEY, SANTA,
YOU'RE LATE.
685
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,052
LOOK SHARP, PEOPLE.
686
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,421
LOOK SHARP.
687
00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:02,689
COME ON!
688
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,324
HO, HO, HO!
689
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:08,761
HO, HO, HO!
690
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:10,997
HO, HO...
691
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,965
OH...
692
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:17,103
[GRUNTS SLEEPILY]
693
00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:19,138
WHERE ARE YOU
PUTTING IT, HONEY?
694
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,807
UH, TURRET ONE
OR TURRET TWO.
695
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:21,841
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
696
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,643
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
697
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:24,977
OKAY,
THAT HELPS.
698
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:31,117
WORKING
OVERTIME, GARY?
699
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,420
KEEP THE KID HOME
FROM SCHOOL, EILEEN?
700
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:34,721
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I DID.
701
00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:35,722
DIDN'T EVEN
HAVE TO ASK TWICE.
702
00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:37,690
HE VOLUNTEERED.
703
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:40,026
HOW MANY LIGHTS
YOU GOT GOING UP?
704
00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:42,361
ENOUGH. UH...
705
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,467
ARE THOSE JUMBO LEDs?
706
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,902
THEY MIGHT BE.
707
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:56,075
WHAT DOES HE THINK
HE'S DOING?
708
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,144
OH, THAT
ISN'T RIGHT.
709
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:04,150
FANTASTIQUE.
710
00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:05,418
WHAT THE HELL, JACK?
711
00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:08,621
IT IS JACQUES, NOT JACK.
712
00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:10,757
EASTERN STAR ELECTRIC'S
OUT OF THE COUNTY.
713
00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:11,824
YOU CAN'T USE THEM.
714
00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:13,826
I DID NOT READ THAT
IN THE RULES.
715
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:14,894
DID YOU READ THAT, EILEEN?
716
00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:16,429
YOU HIRED A DESIGNER?
717
00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:18,498
YOU CAN'T USE
EASTER STAR ELECTRICS.
718
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:19,566
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU HIRED A DESIGNER.
719
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:20,633
WHO IS SHE?
720
00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:21,468
WHO'S
THE DESIGNER?
721
00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:22,502
SHE IS FRENCH.
722
00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:23,470
SHE WORKS FOR PIERRE DOME,
723
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:25,638
BUT FOR ME,
SHE IS DOING ME A SPECIAL FAVOR.
724
00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:26,873
YOU CAN'T CHEAT, JACK.
725
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,107
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
726
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,642
I AM NOT CHEATING.
727
00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:30,777
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU HIRED
728
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,512
A PROFESSIONAL
DESIGNER.
729
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,180
AND ELECTRICIANS
FROM OUT OF THE COUNTY.
730
00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,182
IT IS ALL
WITHIN THE RULES, HUH?
731
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:38,885
YOU HAVE AN ESKIMO HOUSE
ON YOUR LAWN.
732
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,787
AN ESKIMO HOUSE
IS NOT FAIR.
733
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:41,821
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
734
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:42,822
WINTER, SNOW?
735
00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:43,890
WE'RE BEING
INVENTIVE.
736
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:44,924
AT LEAST
IT'S OUR OWN IDEA.
737
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:48,495
IT IS
A LIGHTS COMPETITION,
738
00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:49,896
A CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
COMPETITION,
739
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,130
NOT A THEME PARK.
740
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:52,632
READ THE FINE PRINT,
MON AMI.
741
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,534
"LIGHTS,
DECORATIVE LIGHTS,
742
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:55,635
"SPECIALTY LIGHTS,
743
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:56,969
AND OTHER
DECORATIONS."
744
00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:58,070
THE ESKIMO IS IN.
745
00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:59,438
NORTH POLE,
GET IT?
746
00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:02,542
WHAT ABOUT THE JEWS?
747
00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:05,177
DON'T YOU HAVE
A LIGHTED MACCABEE OR SOMETHING?
748
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:07,747
HA, HA.
VERY FUNNY.
749
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,182
YOU KNOW,
I THINK THIS ESKIMO HOUSE
750
00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:11,484
IS RIDICULOUS,
751
00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:12,519
STUPID!
752
00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:13,553
GOOFY, HUH, GARY?
753
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:15,154
TOO BAD!
754
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:17,857
YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO HATE
THE POLAR BEAR ON MY GARAGE.
755
00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,025
OH, RELAX!
756
00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:21,027
IT'S A FRIENDLY
NEIGHBORHOOD CONTEST!
757
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,695
AMERICANS...
758
00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:24,130
SO COMPETITIVE!
759
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:26,633
CHERIE! CHERIE, HUH?
760
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:27,967
WHAT, DO I HAVE TO DO IT ALL
MYSELF?
761
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,168
LIKE USUAL!
762
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,109
JUST DON'T
SCREW THIS UP.
763
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,578
THIS COULD REALLY
COST ME.
764
00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,279
I MEAN, WE'RE GETTING
A LOT OF ATTENTION HERE.
765
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,514
ALL EYES ARE ON ME.
766
00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:42,649
IT'S MY STORE,
MY CONTEST.
767
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:43,482
YES, DADDY.
768
00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:44,817
IF THERE'S EVEN A HINT
OF IMPROPRIETY,
769
00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:45,918
SALES WILL BE
ADVERSELY AFFECTED.
770
00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:46,819
HUH!
771
00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:47,987
WE'D BE THE GREAT
AMERICAN GHOST TOWN
772
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,822
IN FIVE SECONDS FLAT.
773
00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:50,990
I MEAN, AS MUCH
AS YOU WANT YOU,
774
00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:52,625
YOU CAN'T CRAP
ON CHRISTMAS.
775
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,093
HEY, THAT'S GOT A NICE
RING TO IT, MR. CROUCH.
776
00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:56,262
YOU SHOULD CALL
HALLMARK.
777
00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:57,597
I DON'T
LIKE YOU, BOYD.
778
00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:58,598
HAVE I
TOLD YOU THAT?
779
00:24:58,631 --> 00:24:59,766
YES, SIR.
780
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:00,833
GOOD, BECAUSE
THE POINT IS,
781
00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:02,234
YOU CAN'T
JUST WIN.
782
00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:04,003
YOU'VE GOT TO
WIN BIG.
783
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:05,137
IT'S GOT TO BE
CLEAR AS DAY
784
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:07,039
THAT YOUR LIGHTS
ARE NUMBER ONE.
785
00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:08,741
NO MATTER WHAT,
WHATEVER IT TAKES.
786
00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:10,710
YOU KEEP AN EYE
ON THE COMPETITION.
787
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:12,545
WHATEVER THEY DO,
YOU DO IT BETTER.
788
00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:14,013
YOU JUST
BLOW 'EM AWAY.
789
00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:15,181
YOU KNOW WHY?
790
00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:17,750
UH, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T
CRAP ON CHRISTMAS?
791
00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:19,619
BINGO.
792
00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:20,653
BE CAREFUL WITH THAT.
793
00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:21,721
IT'S FRAGILE.
794
00:25:21,754 --> 00:25:22,755
[CRASHING]
795
00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:23,723
AW...
796
00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:25,758
HEY, FOLKS,
AL T. CROUCH HERE,
797
00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:27,159
AND I GOT
SOME GREAT NEWS FOR YOU
798
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,861
FROM THE GREAT AMERICAN STORE.
799
00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:31,764
RIGHT NOW, IF YOU COME DOWN
AND MAKE A PURCHASE,
800
00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:34,801
YOU ARE ELIGIBLE TO ENTER
OUR "LIGHT THE NIGHT" CONTEST
801
00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:36,769
WHERE COULD WIN A GRAND PRIZE
802
00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:39,972
OF TWO FREE HOURS OF SHOPPING
IN THE STORE.
803
00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:41,841
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU HEARD IT RIGHT, FOLKS.
804
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:45,845
TWO FREE HOURS OF SHOPPING
IN THE GREAT AMERICAN STORE,
805
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:48,615
THE BIGGEST,
BUSIEST STORE IN TOWN.
806
00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,817
HEY, YOU CAN SEE US FROM SPACE!
807
00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:53,820
[JULIETTE HUMMING SOFTLY]
808
00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:56,255
[DIANNE BARKING ORDERS
OUTSIDE]
809
00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:57,289
CAREFUL.
810
00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:58,357
ALL RIGHT,
BRING IT OVER HERE.
811
00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,792
ALL RIGHT,
812
00:25:59,826 --> 00:26:00,660
AND I'LL TELL YOU
WHERE TO PUT IT.
813
00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:02,729
CAREFUL.
CAREFUL, I SAID.
814
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,068
[LOU GRUNTING
WITH EFFORT]
815
00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:16,709
[GRUNTING]
816
00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:17,910
I THOUGHT WE WERE
CALLING THIS
817
00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:19,278
"THE PERFECT
CHRISTMAS"?
818
00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:20,813
YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND.
819
00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:22,214
NOW YOU'RE CALLING IT...
820
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:25,051
"SANTA'S WORKSHOP."
821
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:28,220
AND THIS PLAN INVOLVES
LIGHTS AT SOME POINT?
822
00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:30,289
YOU DON'T BUILD
BEFORE YOU DESIGN.
823
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:33,092
OH, WELL, EVERYBODY ELSE
IS PUTTING UP LIGHTS.
824
00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:34,961
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
CONTEST STRATEGY, DO YOU?
825
00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:36,696
YOU KNOW WHAT?
826
00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:38,164
I'M GOING TO NEED YOU
TO MOVE HIM TO YOUR LEFT
827
00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:39,231
ABOUT FOUR FEET.
828
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:43,202
I KNOW THAT IF WE DON'T START
PUTTING UP LIGHTS,
829
00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:44,236
WE'RE NOT GOING TO WIN.
830
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,005
IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE LIGHTS,
831
00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:47,974
AND SO YOU KNOW, I HIRED
A CONSTRUCTION CREW,
832
00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:49,308
AND THEY'RE GOING TO
PUT UP THE HOUSE LIGHTS,
833
00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:50,977
THE GARAGE LIGHTS,
834
00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:52,745
AND ALL THE YARD LIGHTS
IN ONE DAY,
835
00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:55,147
SO THEN WE CAN JUST FOCUS
ON CENTER STAGE.
836
00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:56,849
SANTA'S WORKSHOP.
837
00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:57,684
YES.
838
00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:59,051
OKAY.
839
00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:03,255
I'M GOING TO NEED YOU
TO BRING HIM FORWARD.
840
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:04,891
WHEN I WAS A KID,
841
00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:06,693
MY DAD TOLD ME
842
00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:07,927
THAT ALL THE PRESENTS
UNDER THE TREE WERE...
843
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,696
[GRUNTING]
844
00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:11,931
MADE BY ELVES
IN SANTA'S WORKSHOP
845
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:12,932
IN THE NORTH POLE.
846
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,000
HUH.
847
00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:15,301
WE'D SPEND ALL MORNING
848
00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:16,769
UNWRAPPING CHRISTMAS PRESENTS,
849
00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:19,038
AND THEN WE'D EAT PANCAKES.
850
00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:22,308
ONCE, WE RENTED THE BALLROOM
AT THE CARLYLE,
851
00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:24,276
AND WE HAD A WINTER BANQUET.
852
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:25,411
WE TURNED DOWN THE HEAT
853
00:27:25,444 --> 00:27:27,279
SO THAT WE COULD ALL WEAR
HATS AND COATS
854
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,916
AND MITTENS AND SCARVES.
855
00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:31,083
THERE WAS A HUGE TREE.
856
00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:32,952
AH...
857
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:36,155
ONE-- ONE CHRISTMAS,
WE HAD FRENCH TOAST.
858
00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:39,058
OKAY, HE NEEDS TO GO
BACK FURTHER
859
00:27:39,091 --> 00:27:40,860
AND TO YOUR LEFT.
860
00:27:41,794 --> 00:27:42,995
ONE YEAR,
861
00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:44,296
WE WENT TO RADIO CITY
MUSIC HALL,
862
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,332
AND WE HAD A PRIVATE SHOWING
OF THE ROCKETTES.
863
00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:48,034
OH.
864
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:49,101
ALL RIGHT, TO THE LEFT.
865
00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:51,270
MORE TO THE LEFT.
866
00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:52,705
AND ONE YEAR,
867
00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:53,873
WE RENTED
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
868
00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:57,343
AND RINGLING BROTHERS
DID A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS CIRCUS.
869
00:27:57,376 --> 00:28:00,112
THAT WAS JUST
YOU AND YOUR FAMILY?
870
00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:01,047
YEAH, IT WAS ME AND MY DAD,
871
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,482
AND ABOUT 1,300
OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS.
872
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:04,917
[CHUCKLES]
873
00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:05,952
OH, OKAY.
874
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:07,019
NOW, I'M SURE
875
00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:10,222
THAT YOUR CHRISTMASES
WERE VERY NICE AND QUAINT.
876
00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:14,794
WELL, I BET YOUR CHRISTMASES
WERE VERY...
877
00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:15,962
NOT SO QUAINT.
878
00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:19,098
AND I'M SURE YOURS HAD
HOT CHOCOLATE BY THE FIREPLACE.
879
00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:22,101
AND I'LL BET
YOU HAD EGGNOG IN THE LIMOUSINE.
880
00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:23,502
AND I'M SURE THAT YOURS
HAD CHRISTMAS CAROLS
881
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,071
PLAYING ON THE STEREO.
882
00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:27,907
AND I BET YOU HAD
THE MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR
883
00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:29,141
SINGING IN YOUR LIVING ROOM.
884
00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:30,176
AND I'M SURE
THAT YOU HAD
885
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:31,343
A BRAND NEW
RED BICYCLE
886
00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:32,879
WITH A BELL ON IT,
887
00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:34,914
AND YOU DROVE
UP AND DOWN THE STREET,
888
00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:36,448
RINGING THE BELL
AND RINGING THE BELL,
889
00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:38,050
JUST SO EVERYONE WOULD NOTICE.
890
00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:39,952
OF COURSE I RANG THAT BELL!
891
00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:41,220
IT WAS CHRISTMAS,
AND I LOVED THAT BIKE,
892
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:43,322
AND I WANTED
EVERYBODY TO SEE IT,
893
00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:45,357
AND IF YOU'D EVER GOTTEN
A RED BIKE,
894
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:46,425
YOU'D UNDERSTAND THAT.
895
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:48,360
MAYBE.
896
00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:49,395
YEAH.
897
00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:57,804
SO, UH...
898
00:28:57,837 --> 00:28:59,138
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
899
00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:00,406
ABOUT?
900
00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:02,842
SANTA.
901
00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:05,812
SHOULD WE
TURN HIM ON?
902
00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:07,513
TRY HIM OUT?
903
00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:13,119
NOT YET.
904
00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:15,754
IT'S-- IT'S NOT THE RIGHT TIME.
905
00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:25,064
[CLAMORING]
906
00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:30,369
ALL RIGHT, MORNING, FOLKS.
907
00:29:30,402 --> 00:29:31,370
TAKE IT EASY.
908
00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:33,139
NO NEED TO PUSH.
909
00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:34,540
PLENTY OF TIME.
910
00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:35,507
GOOD MORNING.
911
00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:36,575
WELCOME.
912
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,911
BOYD, I HAVE MADE MORE MONEY
IN THE LAST TWO DAYS
913
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:40,379
THAN I'VE MADE
IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS,
914
00:29:40,412 --> 00:29:42,181
AND I HAVE MADE
PLENTY OF MONEY
915
00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:44,216
IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS,
SO BELIEVE ME,
916
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:45,985
ONE PERSON SHOPPING
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS
917
00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:46,919
IS A DROP IN THE BUCKET.
918
00:29:46,953 --> 00:29:48,520
A FLEA ON MY BACK.
919
00:29:48,554 --> 00:29:49,822
NO RISK, NO GLORY, BOYD!
920
00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:50,923
YOU GOT TO GRAB
EVERY OPPORTUNITY
921
00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:51,991
WHILE YOU CAN.
922
00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:52,892
OOF!
923
00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:54,460
WE HAVE HOOKED 'EM.
924
00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:56,462
THIS IS PROBABLY
THE GREATEST IDEA
925
00:29:56,495 --> 00:29:58,030
I HAVE EVER HAD.
926
00:29:58,064 --> 00:29:59,331
MAYBE WE SHOULD
RAISE THE STAKES.
927
00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:00,399
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
928
00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:01,901
OH, GO BIG
OR GO HOME.
929
00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:03,002
LIFE IS SHORT.
930
00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:03,802
GRAB WHAT YOU CAN,
LIKE YOU SAY.
931
00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:07,106
I DON'T WANT YOU
DATING MY DAUGHTER.
932
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,174
YOU'RE NOT,
ARE YOU?
933
00:30:08,207 --> 00:30:09,275
NO!
934
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:10,542
NO, DEFINITELY
NOT DATING.
935
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:11,443
WELL, THAT'S GOOD,
936
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:13,145
BECAUSE SHE IS WAY
OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.
937
00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:14,280
IT'S BUSINESS.
938
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,314
LET'S KEEP IT
THAT WAY.
939
00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:16,849
SHE IS NOT
OUT OF MY LEAGUE.
940
00:30:16,883 --> 00:30:18,017
YOU'RE FUNNY.
941
00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:19,018
I NEVER KNEW THAT
ABOUT YOU.
942
00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,186
YOU'RE A REAL COMEDIAN.
943
00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:21,620
NO, SHE IS NOT
OUT OF MY LEAGUE.
944
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,522
WHO'S NOT
OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE?
945
00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:24,523
YOU.
946
00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:25,557
I WANT
TO MAKE SURE
947
00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:26,625
THAT YOU'RE NOT
DATING HIM.
948
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:27,626
ME?
949
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:28,627
I'M NOT DATING MR. BOYD.
950
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,528
WE ARE NOT DATING.
951
00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:31,597
NO, BECAUSE I'M WAY
OUT OF HIS LEAGUE.
952
00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:32,932
OH, NOT EVEN CLOSE!
953
00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:34,200
IF ANYTHING,
YOU'RE OUT OF MY LEAGUE.
954
00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:35,567
OH, THAT'S A JOKE.
955
00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:37,069
HE'S A COMEDIAN,
I'M TELLING YOU.
956
00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:38,137
I KNOW.
957
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,138
I AM SO FAR
OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE,
958
00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:40,206
IT'S NOT...
959
00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:41,273
I'M IN AN ENTIRELY
DIFFERENT...
960
00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:42,274
[HONKS]
961
00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:43,342
IT'S IMMEASURABLE.
962
00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:44,310
YOU CAN MEASURE IT.
963
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:45,344
HOW?
964
00:30:45,377 --> 00:30:46,245
GO ON A DATE.
965
00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:48,280
OH, NO, I AM NOT GOING
ON A DATE WITH YOU.
966
00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:49,581
WHY NOT?
YOU SCARED?
967
00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:50,917
NO! NO--
968
00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:51,951
YOU SOUND LIKE IT.
969
00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:53,886
I'M NOT SCARED.
970
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,187
YOU KNOW WHAT?
971
00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:56,222
YOU AND ME,
972
00:30:56,255 --> 00:30:57,589
WE ARE GOING
ON A DATE.
973
00:30:57,623 --> 00:30:59,225
OKAY,
FINE, FINE.
974
00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:00,259
HOW ABOUT TONIGHT?
975
00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:01,360
THE SOONER
THE BETTER.
976
00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:02,561
GREAT.
977
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:04,030
COME ON, DIANNE,
LET'S GO.
978
00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:06,332
ALL RIGHT, I'VE DECIDED.
979
00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:10,002
THE WINNER NOW GETS
THREE HOURS OF SHOPPING.
980
00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:11,637
THREE FREE HOURS, BOYD.
981
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:13,105
THREE HOURS?
982
00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:14,573
HEY, HEY,
GO BIG OR GO HOME!
983
00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:15,908
UH, SIR, DO YOU
HAVE ANY IDEA
984
00:31:15,942 --> 00:31:17,343
HOW MUCH MERCHANDISE
985
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:18,610
SOMEBODY CAN PULL
OFF THE SHELVES
986
00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:20,579
IN THREE HOURS
OF SHOPPING?
987
00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:22,414
LA MAISON! LA MAISON!
988
00:31:22,448 --> 00:31:24,183
HUH?
989
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:25,217
ET LES...
990
00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:27,553
LES DRUM.
991
00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:29,055
AH, OUI, OUI, OUI.
992
00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:30,923
ALORS, LE NEIGE, LE NEIGE!
993
00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:32,058
LE NEIGE, HUH?
994
00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:33,225
YEAH, THERE'S ONE
BURNED OUT--
995
00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:34,460
OKAY, I'LL GET THAT.
I'LL GET THAT.
996
00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:35,461
OVER HERE. COME HERE.
997
00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:37,196
AFTER LUNCH, OKAY?
998
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,564
OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.
999
00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:39,999
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
1000
00:31:40,032 --> 00:31:41,133
OH, YEAH, NICE.
1001
00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,401
THAT'S GREAT.
WITH THE MENORAH...
1002
00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:43,402
OOH, NICE.
1003
00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:44,370
[GROANING]
ALL RIGHT,
READY?
1004
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:46,472
HEAVY!
HELP! HELP ME!
1005
00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:48,207
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
WHOA, HONEY!
1006
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,308
HEAVY!
1007
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:54,313
[***]
1008
00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:14,666
MORE OF THE WHITE
SHEETING!
1009
00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:18,037
[***]
1010
00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:27,379
A LITTLE BIT
MORE ICE!
1011
00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:28,981
A LITTLE BIT MORE ICE.
1012
00:32:29,015 --> 00:32:30,682
[***]
1013
00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:45,331
[PANTING]
1014
00:32:45,364 --> 00:32:46,732
NO, WE NEED
MORE GACK.
1015
00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:48,200
WE NEED
MORE ANIMALS.
1016
00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:49,601
NOBODY ELSE
IS DOING ANIMALS.
1017
00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:51,237
NUTCRACKER, HUH?
1018
00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:53,139
OUI, OUI!
1019
00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:54,506
"CANDYLAND."
1020
00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:55,541
THAT'S WHAT
HE'S CALLING IT.
1021
00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:56,675
WHAT?
"CANDYLAND"?
1022
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:58,077
HAS A FRIEND
IN SHOWBIZ.
1023
00:32:58,110 --> 00:32:59,211
HE'S SHIPPING IN
PARTS OF A SET.
1024
00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:00,479
EVEN FLEW
TO LOS ANGELES.
1025
00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:01,480
L.A.?
MM-HMM.
1026
00:33:01,513 --> 00:33:03,015
OH, THAT'S
GOING TOO FAR.
1027
00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:05,017
BLEU ET ROUGE, BLEU ET ROUGE,
BLEU...
1028
00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:06,318
AH! C'EST BON.
1029
00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:07,719
EQUIPE! EQUIPE!
1030
00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:08,687
LOOK AT WHAT
THEY'RE DOING OVER THERE.
1031
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,688
FORGET ABOUT THE COST.
1032
00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:10,689
WE CAN'T
LET THEM WIN.
1033
00:33:10,722 --> 00:33:12,091
WE CAN'T
LET ANYBODY WIN.
1034
00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:14,293
YEAH, BUT THEY
DON'T HAVE A THEME.
1035
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:15,661
HOW ABOUT
GARY'S PLACE?
1036
00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:16,662
OH, YEAH.
1037
00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:18,430
NO, WE HAVE
"WINTER WONDERLAND."
1038
00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:20,432
IGLOOS? PENGUINS?
1039
00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:23,235
I MEAN-- I TELL YOU,
THESE GOYIM.
1040
00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:24,770
OY VEY.
1041
00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:26,238
YEAH,
IT DOESN'T MATTER
1042
00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:27,306
WHAT THEY DO.
1043
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,275
THEY DON'T
STAND A CHANCE.
1044
00:33:29,308 --> 00:33:31,377
IT'S BOYD
I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
1045
00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:32,511
YEAH, WHAT'S HE
WAITING FOR, ANYWAY?
1046
00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:35,247
WELL, LOU'S PATIENT,
I'LL GIVE HIM THAT.
1047
00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:37,116
HE'S LIKE
A RATTLESNAKE,
1048
00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:39,251
BIDING HIS TIME,
LULLING YOU TO SLEEP,
1049
00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:40,819
THEN BITING YOU
ON THE ASS
1050
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,488
AND TAKING
YOUR FREE SHOPPING.
1051
00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:44,423
WE GOT TO KEEP
OUR EYE ON HIM.
1052
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:45,324
OH, THAT LOU,
1053
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:46,792
HE'S A SECRETIVE
SON OF A BITCH, ISN'T HE?
1054
00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:47,793
AND LOOK AT
OUR FRENCH GUY
1055
00:33:47,826 --> 00:33:48,827
OVER THERE, HUH?
1056
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,829
OH, YEAH, LOOK
AT ALL THOSE LIGHTS.
1057
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,264
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT
HE'S DOING WITH THEM.
1058
00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:53,399
HE'S SNEAKY.
NEVER LIKED HIM.
1059
00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:56,402
YEAH, WE'VE GOT TO
WATCH THEM.
1060
00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:58,770
YEAH, WE'VE GOT TO
WATCH ALL OF THEM.
1061
00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:01,173
YEAH...
YEAH.
1062
00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:03,175
OKAY. LET'S GO.
1063
00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:06,712
WE'VE GOT MORE DECORATIONS
IN THE BASEMENT.
1064
00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:07,746
IN THE BASEMENT.
1065
00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:09,081
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
1066
00:34:09,115 --> 00:34:10,782
MAGIC TIME!
1067
00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:13,352
OKAY.
BREAK'S OVER.
1068
00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:15,554
WHAT,
ARE YOU NAPPING?
1069
00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:16,522
COME ON, BOY.
1070
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:17,556
COME ON.
1071
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,597
I'M STILL UNCOMFORTABLE
1072
00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:27,633
WITH ENTERING THE CONTEST
MYSELF.
1073
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:29,535
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK
SOMETHING'S FISHY IF I WIN.
1074
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,803
WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS,
YOU KNOW,
1075
00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:33,672
AND QUITE FRANKLY,
I'M GETTING OFFENDED.
1076
00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:35,774
YOU'VE PREDETERMINED
THAT I'M GOING TO WIN,
1077
00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:37,209
AND YOU'RE OFFENDED?
1078
00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:38,009
NO, NOTHING
IS PREDETERMINED.
1079
00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:38,844
YOU'RE GOING TO WIN
THIS CONTEST
1080
00:34:38,877 --> 00:34:40,446
BECAUSE YOUR HOUSE
1081
00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:42,181
IS GOING TO BE
THE STRONGEST COMPETITOR.
1082
00:34:42,214 --> 00:34:43,782
"SOMETHING FISHY"
1083
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:46,385
IMPLIES THAT MY FATHER
IS A CHEATER.
1084
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:47,386
WELL, ISN'T HE?
1085
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:48,254
NO.
1086
00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:49,621
YOU DON'T BUILD
THE GREAT AMERICAN STORE
1087
00:34:49,655 --> 00:34:51,223
FROM THE GROUND UP
BY BEING DISHONEST.
1088
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:52,090
YOU DO IT BY BEING
1089
00:34:52,124 --> 00:34:53,725
A STUBBORN, RELENTLESS,
KNOW-IT-ALL,
1090
00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,727
DIFFICULT
WORKAHOLIC.
1091
00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:57,196
YEAH, WELL,
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
1092
00:34:57,229 --> 00:34:59,231
AND BY BEING
HONEST.
1093
00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:01,467
HE'S YOUR BOSS
AND MY FATHER,
1094
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,701
AND I WOULD
APPRECIATE IT
1095
00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:03,869
IF YOU WOULD
STOP INSINUATING
1096
00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:05,604
THAT THIS CONTEST
ISN'T FAIR.
1097
00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:07,873
OH, SO IT'S OKAY
IF I DON'T WIN?
1098
00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:09,608
NO, IT'S CRITICAL
THAT YOU DO WIN.
1099
00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:10,809
YOUR WINNING
IS THE LINCHPIN
1100
00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:12,744
OF MY OVERALL
MARKETING STRATEGY.
1101
00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:14,180
UH-HUH.
1102
00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:15,747
WHY DO YOU THINK
I'M PERSONALLY
1103
00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:17,883
OVERSEEING
THE DECORATIONS?
1104
00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:19,285
[TOOTS]
1105
00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:20,486
BECAUSE
YOU LIKE ME?
1106
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:21,920
TRUST ME,
MR. BOYD,
1107
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:22,921
THAT IS NOT IT.
1108
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,590
UH-HUH.
1109
00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:27,326
[PLAYING BLUESY TUNE]
1110
00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:35,634
[CONTINUES PLAYING]
1111
00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:47,313
SO, WHEN DID YOU
MOVE BACK HOME?
1112
00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:48,680
EIGHT YEARS AGO.
1113
00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:50,616
I WAS LIVING IN CHICAGO,
RUNNING A JAZZ CLUB,
1114
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:51,917
AND MY DAD GOT SICK.
1115
00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:54,586
MY MOM COULDN'T
LOOK AFTER HIM ALONE.
1116
00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:55,954
THERE WAS NOBODY ELSE.
1117
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:58,290
WHAT ABOUT
YOUR SISTERS?
1118
00:35:58,324 --> 00:36:00,592
THEY'RE MUCH OLDER
THAN I AM.
1119
00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:02,494
I WAS THE ONLY ONE
WHO WASN'T MARRIED
1120
00:36:02,528 --> 00:36:03,729
AND DIDN'T HAVE KIDS,
1121
00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:06,865
SO I PACKED UP
AND I MOVED HOME.
1122
00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:09,235
AND WENT TO WORK
FOR MY FATHER.
1123
00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:11,203
YEAH, STARTED
ON THE LOADING DOCK.
1124
00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:12,571
EIGHT YEARS LATER,
HERE I AM--
1125
00:36:12,604 --> 00:36:14,273
ORDERING DEPARTMENT
MANAGER.
1126
00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:16,408
WERE YOU
EVER MARRIED?
1127
00:36:16,442 --> 00:36:17,509
ALMOST.
1128
00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:20,279
SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP
AT THE CHURCH.
1129
00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:21,447
EVERYONE ELSE
WAS THERE BUT HER.
1130
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,881
WHEN WAS THAT?
1131
00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:23,915
LONG TIME AGO,
1132
00:36:23,949 --> 00:36:24,950
BEFORE I MOVED
TO CHICAGO.
1133
00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:26,652
SO INSTEAD OF
DUSTING YOURSELF OFF,
1134
00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:28,287
GETTING BACK UP
ON THAT HORSE,
1135
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,555
AND CHARGING INTO BATTLE
WITH YOUR CHIN HELD HIGH,
1136
00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:30,789
YELLING,
"YOU CAN'T STOP ME,
1137
00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:32,291
HERE I COME AGAIN,"
1138
00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:32,891
YOU SPENT MOST OF
YOUR ADULT LIFE
1139
00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:33,992
BUILDING A WALL
1140
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:34,960
AROUND
YOUR BROKEN HEART
1141
00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:35,894
SO THAT YOU WOULDN'T
FALL IN LOVE
1142
00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:36,895
AND GET HURT AGAIN?
1143
00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:38,364
PROBABLY NOT
SUCH A GOOD IDEA
1144
00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:39,865
IN THE END,
MR. BOYD.
1145
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,835
IT'S CHILLY OUT HERE,
ISN'T IT?
1146
00:36:56,515 --> 00:36:58,350
[EXHALING]
1147
00:36:58,384 --> 00:37:00,352
YOU'RE NOT REALLY
A PEOPLE PERSON, ARE YOU?
1148
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,455
I'M RIGHT, AREN'T I?
1149
00:37:03,489 --> 00:37:05,491
[ENGINE TURNS OVER]
1150
00:37:07,293 --> 00:37:09,628
IT'LL, UH...
1151
00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:10,962
IT'LL TAKE A MINUTE TO WARM UP.
1152
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:13,732
SO...
1153
00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:15,501
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
1154
00:37:17,035 --> 00:37:18,737
ONE OF A KIND.
1155
00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:22,341
DAD SAID THEY BROKE THE MOLD.
1156
00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:24,343
MY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED
WHEN I WAS THREE,
1157
00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:26,545
AND I HAVEN'T SEEN MY MOTHER
SINCE.
1158
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,280
I'M SORRY.
1159
00:37:28,314 --> 00:37:28,980
DON'T BE.
1160
00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:31,049
DAD HAD THOUSANDS OF FRIENDS.
1161
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,484
IT'S FINE.
1162
00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:40,692
NICE CAR.
1163
00:37:40,726 --> 00:37:43,395
AM I STILL OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE?
1164
00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:44,730
DEFINITELY.
1165
00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,064
DON'T GET ALL CONFIDENT
1166
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,699
JUST BECAUSE
WE'RE ON YOUR TURF.
1167
00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:48,767
IT'S NOT FAIR.
1168
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,637
TONIGHT WAS NOT A DATE.
1169
00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:55,474
YOU COMMITTED TO A DATE.
1170
00:37:55,507 --> 00:37:57,909
FINE.
1171
00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:59,511
WE'LL HAVE LUNCH TOMORROW.
1172
00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:00,546
FINE.
1173
00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:01,713
FINE.
1174
00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:03,349
THIS TIME I'LL DRIVE.
1175
00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:04,616
ALL RIGHT.
1176
00:38:12,023 --> 00:38:15,026
[***]
1177
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,106
[SHIVERING]
1178
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:29,541
[CAR APPROACHING]
1179
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,419
IT'S KIND OF LATE
TO BE OUT IN PAJAMAS.
1180
00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:42,388
YOUR FATHER WANTED ME
TO INTRODUCE HIM
1181
00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:43,955
TO THE BIG MAN
IN OUR YARD.
1182
00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:45,457
HE'S NOT REAL.
1183
00:38:45,491 --> 00:38:46,758
NO, POP.
1184
00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:51,730
NO, NO, I MEAN
SANTA CLAUS IS NOT REAL.
1185
00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:53,565
DOES EVERYBODY KNOW THAT?
1186
00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:54,700
I-I THINK
THEY DO.
1187
00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:55,701
HOW WAS YOUR DATE?
1188
00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:56,768
WHAT DATE?
1189
00:38:56,802 --> 00:38:58,570
LOU WENT ON A DATE
WITH DIANNE CROUCH.
1190
00:38:58,604 --> 00:38:59,605
MR. CROUCH'S
DAUGHTER--
1191
00:38:59,638 --> 00:39:00,772
NO, IT WASN'T
REALLY A DATE.
1192
00:39:00,806 --> 00:39:02,040
WE JUST STAYED
AND WORKED OVERTIME.
1193
00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:03,108
WHO IS SHE?
1194
00:39:03,141 --> 00:39:04,443
DOES SHE HAVE
A FAMILY?
1195
00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:05,644
HER PARENTS
DIVORCED
1196
00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:06,678
WHEN SHE WAS
LITTLE.
1197
00:39:06,712 --> 00:39:08,480
HER MOM LEFT
AND NEVER CAME BACK.
1198
00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:09,848
SHE DOESN'T REALLY
HAVE A FAMILY.
1199
00:39:09,881 --> 00:39:10,882
JUST HER DAD
1200
00:39:10,916 --> 00:39:12,584
AND A THOUSAND
STRANGERS.
1201
00:39:12,618 --> 00:39:15,120
FIND A GIRL
THAT'S FEISTY.
1202
00:39:15,153 --> 00:39:16,822
[CHUCKLING]
1203
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:17,989
MY GIRL WAS FEISTY.
1204
00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:19,591
I'M STILL FEISTY.
1205
00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:20,959
LIKE A FAST TRAIN!
1206
00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:22,027
[CHUCKLING]
1207
00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:24,696
AND YOU'D BETTER BE
ON YOUR TOES.
1208
00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:26,532
THESE WOMEN,
1209
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:28,867
IF YOU'RE NOT ON YOUR TOES,
1210
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:32,571
THE TRAIN WILL
LEAVE THE STATION WITHOUT YOU,
1211
00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:35,607
AND YOU'LL BE
STANDING THERE
1212
00:39:35,641 --> 00:39:39,044
WITH YOUR HOT DOG AND A SODA,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1213
00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:42,948
COME ON.
1214
00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:50,188
IT'S SAD.
1215
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,424
WHAT'S THAT, POP?
1216
00:39:57,095 --> 00:40:00,131
IF THERE REALLY WAS
A SANTA CLAUS,
1217
00:40:00,165 --> 00:40:01,500
WE WOULD ALL
HAVE BEEN
1218
00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:04,402
A LOT HAPPIER
ABOUT THINGS.
1219
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:09,575
COME ON,
LET'S GET YOU INSIDE.
1220
00:40:12,678 --> 00:40:13,712
OKAY, UP, UP, OVER.
1221
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:14,746
OVER.
1222
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:15,747
OKAY, THERE YOU GO.
1223
00:40:15,781 --> 00:40:16,948
I GOT IT.
1224
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,186
OKAY, WHERE...
OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.
1225
00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:22,187
YEAH,
RIGHT THERE.
1226
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:23,689
[LAUGHING]
1227
00:40:26,825 --> 00:40:28,059
WHOA...
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
1228
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:31,597
ALL RIGHT,
BRING THIS UP HERE.
1229
00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:32,698
OKAY, LET'S MOVE IT...
1230
00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:33,832
WHERE?
1231
00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:34,833
THE OTHER WAY.
1232
00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:35,867
HUH?
1233
00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:39,204
YES.
1234
00:40:40,706 --> 00:40:43,074
GO PUT THIS
ON THE SLEIGH.
1235
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,510
ALL RIGHT.
1236
00:40:44,543 --> 00:40:45,544
WHOA! HEY!
1237
00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:46,645
AH, ALL RIGHT.
1238
00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:48,113
TWO, THREE,
ALL RIGHT...
1239
00:40:50,148 --> 00:40:52,217
OKAY, JUST LIFT.
1240
00:40:56,722 --> 00:40:57,689
WHO IS THAT?
1241
00:40:57,723 --> 00:40:58,690
MY NEIGHBOR.
1242
00:40:58,724 --> 00:41:00,025
I KNOW THAT.
1243
00:41:00,058 --> 00:41:01,793
WHO'S THE BIG GUY
WITH THE SWORD?
1244
00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:04,129
HEY, GOLDBERG!
1245
00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:05,230
WHO IS THAT?
1246
00:41:05,263 --> 00:41:06,665
IT'S MATTATHIAS.
1247
00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:08,033
HASMONEAN.
1248
00:41:08,066 --> 00:41:09,635
HE WAS A MACCABEE.
1249
00:41:09,668 --> 00:41:10,669
OF COURSE.
1250
00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:12,771
CHECK IT OUT.
1251
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,274
TESTING, TESTING.
1252
00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:17,676
AHEM.
1253
00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:20,145
[DEEP VOICE]:
MY NAME IS MATTATHIAS.
1254
00:41:20,178 --> 00:41:22,581
I STAND UPON MOUNT MORIAH.
1255
00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:24,683
MY LAMP IS BRIGHT!
1256
00:41:24,716 --> 00:41:26,284
YOU'VE WRITTEN
A WHOLE SCRIPT?
1257
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:28,119
AREN'T YOU SMART, LOU.
1258
00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:30,221
I ALWAYS KNEW THAT
ABOUT YOU.
1259
00:41:30,255 --> 00:41:33,525
HEY, GOLDBERG!
1260
00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:35,627
WHO SAID YOU COULD
GO STEREO?
1261
00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:36,995
IT'S TOO LOUD.
I GOT MUSIC.
1262
00:41:37,028 --> 00:41:38,697
I WANT TO HEAR
MY MUSIC.
YEAH!
1263
00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,732
I'M SICK TO DEATH
OF CHRISTMAS MUSIC.
1264
00:41:40,766 --> 00:41:43,034
THIS IS
WITHIN THE RULES.
1265
00:41:44,903 --> 00:41:47,272
[TERRIFIED SHRIEKING]
1266
00:41:47,305 --> 00:41:50,709
[AIR HISSING]
1267
00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:52,010
HOMME NEIGE!
HOMME NEIGE!
1268
00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:53,211
MON DIEU!
1269
00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:55,013
[CACKLING]
1270
00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:56,615
WHERE IS YOUR LEAK?
1271
00:41:56,648 --> 00:41:58,249
AH, MON HOMME
DE NEIGE!
1272
00:41:58,283 --> 00:41:59,885
WHAT IS HAPPENING
TO YOU?
1273
00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:00,952
HOMME...
1274
00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:02,688
OH, MON DIEU, MON DIEU!
1275
00:42:02,721 --> 00:42:03,789
AH...
1276
00:42:03,822 --> 00:42:05,290
AHA!
1277
00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:07,292
THERE IS A HALF-INCH SLICE
1278
00:42:07,325 --> 00:42:08,627
JUST BELOW
THE LEFT SHOULDER BLADE
1279
00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:09,761
OF MON HOMME DE NEIGE.
1280
00:42:09,795 --> 00:42:11,930
IT IS SMOOTH,
1281
00:42:11,963 --> 00:42:12,964
NOT JAGGED!
1282
00:42:12,998 --> 00:42:16,134
THE SMOOTH, DELIBERATE
THRUST OF A BLADE, HUH?
1283
00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:18,637
I KNOW THIS.
I AM A CHEF!
1284
00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,639
IT IS SABOTAGE!
1285
00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:21,773
THE QUESTION IS...
1286
00:42:21,807 --> 00:42:23,008
WHO?
1287
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:25,276
WHICH ONE OF YOU COWARDS
DID THIS, HUH?
1288
00:42:25,310 --> 00:42:27,045
WELL, DID YOU?
1289
00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:28,647
HOW ABOUT YOU,
AARON, HUH?
1290
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,817
DID YOU SEND YOUR WARRIOR
WITH HIS SWORD
1291
00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:33,184
DOWN TO A MIDNIGHT
ASSASSINATION, EH?
1292
00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:34,352
COME ON, JACQUES.
1293
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:36,321
OR WHAT ABOUT YOU, GARY, HUH?
1294
00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:38,657
THINGS NOT
SO WONDERFUL
1295
00:42:38,690 --> 00:42:39,791
IN WINTER WONDERLAND, HUH?
1296
00:42:39,825 --> 00:42:41,927
YOU'RE A LAWYER, GARY.
1297
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,763
HUH? BACK-STABBING
IS RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY!
1298
00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:45,797
HEY!
HEY, HEY, HEY!
1299
00:42:45,831 --> 00:42:47,666
OR MAYBE IT WAS LOU.
1300
00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:48,934
YEAH,
THAT'S RIGHT.
1301
00:42:48,967 --> 00:42:50,301
SWEET LOU BOYD,
1302
00:42:50,335 --> 00:42:52,037
WHO NEVER HURT A SOUL
HIS WHOLE LIFE, HUH?
1303
00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:54,840
THINGS A LITTLE QUIET
IN THE WORKSHOP?
1304
00:42:54,873 --> 00:42:56,642
COME ON, JACQUES,
YOU'RE A CHEF.
1305
00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:57,843
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST SEW HIM UP
1306
00:42:57,876 --> 00:42:58,877
LIKE A TURKEY?
1307
00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:01,212
[ALL SNICKERING]
1308
00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:03,348
I WILL FIX HIM.
1309
00:43:03,381 --> 00:43:05,083
DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT.
1310
00:43:05,116 --> 00:43:07,085
HE WILL BE AS GOOD AS NEW,
1311
00:43:07,118 --> 00:43:08,987
WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY
FOR THE REST OF YOU!
1312
00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:11,156
WHAT THE HELL'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN, JACK?
1313
00:43:11,189 --> 00:43:12,958
IT IS JACQUES!
1314
00:43:12,991 --> 00:43:13,959
OH, MON HOMME.
1315
00:43:13,992 --> 00:43:15,794
MON HOMME!
1316
00:43:15,827 --> 00:43:17,028
THAT'S WEIRD.
1317
00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:18,096
I WILL FIX YOU.
1318
00:43:18,129 --> 00:43:19,097
YOU WILL BE
AS NEW.
1319
00:43:19,130 --> 00:43:20,098
NO ONE
WILL EVER KNOW.
1320
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:21,366
COME ON.
1321
00:43:21,399 --> 00:43:22,400
WE WILL FIND OUT
WHO DID THIS.
1322
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,702
WELL, WE HAVE TO
GET BACK TO WORK.
1323
00:43:23,735 --> 00:43:24,736
YEAH,
YOU'RE THE BOSS.
1324
00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:25,871
AAH!
1325
00:43:25,904 --> 00:43:27,172
MORON.
1326
00:43:27,205 --> 00:43:28,239
WHOOP!
OW.
1327
00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:29,675
SORRY.
1328
00:43:29,708 --> 00:43:30,842
POKED ME IN THE HEAD,
YOU GOOF.
1329
00:43:35,747 --> 00:43:37,048
WE'RE IN THE PAPER EVERY DAY.
1330
00:43:37,082 --> 00:43:39,985
I LIKE THE BALLOON MAN.
1331
00:43:40,018 --> 00:43:41,953
YOU GOT TO LOVE
INFLATABLES.
1332
00:43:41,987 --> 00:43:43,755
HE WON'T WIN.
1333
00:43:43,789 --> 00:43:45,223
OH, YOU THINK
BOYD WILL?
1334
00:43:45,256 --> 00:43:48,093
HE HAS TO, SO HE WILL.
1335
00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,761
YOU TRUST HIM,
DO YOU?
1336
00:43:49,795 --> 00:43:52,297
YES.
1337
00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:53,765
WELL, I DON'T.
1338
00:43:53,799 --> 00:43:55,701
I DON'T LIKE HIM,
EITHER.
1339
00:43:57,936 --> 00:43:59,270
YOU DON'T
KNOW HIM, DADDY.
1340
00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:01,406
OH, YOU DO, HUH?
1341
00:44:01,439 --> 00:44:03,241
I KNEW HIS FATHER,
YOU KNOW.
1342
00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:05,911
HAD A SHOE FACTORY
UP IN PATTERSON.
1343
00:44:05,944 --> 00:44:07,012
THERE WAS A TIME
1344
00:44:07,045 --> 00:44:08,146
I USED TO BUY
FROM HIM DIRECTLY.
1345
00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:09,881
[CHUCKLING]
1346
00:44:09,915 --> 00:44:12,017
STUBBORN OLD COOT.
1347
00:44:12,050 --> 00:44:14,853
SOLD IT YEARS AGO,
MADE A PILE OF MONEY.
1348
00:44:14,886 --> 00:44:17,022
HE'S LOSING HIS MARBLES
NOW, I HEARD.
1349
00:44:17,055 --> 00:44:20,358
WELL, THAT'S WHY LOU--
1350
00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:22,193
I MEAN, MR. BOYD--
MOVED HOME,
1351
00:44:22,227 --> 00:44:24,229
TO TAKE CARE
OF HIS PARENTS.
1352
00:44:24,262 --> 00:44:25,897
YOU KNOW,
HE WAS ENGAGED.
1353
00:44:25,931 --> 00:44:27,098
SHE LEFT HIM
AT THE ALTAR.
1354
00:44:27,132 --> 00:44:27,999
JUST DIDN'T SHOW UP.
1355
00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:29,901
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
1356
00:44:31,937 --> 00:44:34,706
YOU GOT TO KEEP
A LEVEL HEAD, DIANNE.
1357
00:44:34,740 --> 00:44:36,775
I MEAN, COME ON,
YOU'RE ON A JET PLANE
1358
00:44:36,808 --> 00:44:37,876
TO THE TOP OF THE WORLD.
1359
00:44:37,909 --> 00:44:39,945
BOYD'S ON A SLOW BOAT
TO NOWHERE.
1360
00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:41,780
HE'S AN EMPLOYEE.
1361
00:44:41,813 --> 00:44:43,448
YOU'RE HIS BOSS.
1362
00:44:43,481 --> 00:44:45,450
NOW, THIS CONTEST
IS ONE THING,
1363
00:44:45,483 --> 00:44:46,818
AND ONE THING ONLY.
1364
00:44:46,852 --> 00:44:48,787
YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT IS, DON'T YOU?
1365
00:44:48,820 --> 00:44:50,155
YES, DADDY.
1366
00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:51,289
BUSINESS.
1367
00:44:51,322 --> 00:44:52,457
THAT'S MY GIRL.
1368
00:44:59,230 --> 00:45:00,732
HEY, DON'T WE NEED
MORE SNOW?
1369
00:45:00,766 --> 00:45:01,767
OOH, YEAH.
1370
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:02,834
A LITTLE BIT
MORE SNOW.
1371
00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:05,971
HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY!
1372
00:45:06,004 --> 00:45:07,338
HEY, THAT'S MINE!
1373
00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:08,339
I SAW IT FIRST!
1374
00:45:08,373 --> 00:45:09,140
OH, PROVE IT!
1375
00:45:09,174 --> 00:45:10,876
SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO
PROVE IT, GARY.
1376
00:45:10,909 --> 00:45:12,043
IT'S A FACT,
LIKE THE AIR.
1377
00:45:12,077 --> 00:45:13,511
DROP THE SNOW!
YEAH!
1378
00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:14,746
NOT TODAY!
1379
00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:15,680
I'VE HAD IT
1380
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:17,315
WITH YOUR IDIOSYNCRATIC
LEGALESE DOGMA.
1381
00:45:17,348 --> 00:45:19,017
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE
IN A COURT OF LAW
1382
00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:20,385
FOR THE FERTILIZER
ON THE GRASS
1383
00:45:20,418 --> 00:45:21,452
BETWEEN THE DRIVEWAYS...
YEAH!
1384
00:45:21,486 --> 00:45:22,487
WHO'S LIABLE
FOR WHAT TREES
1385
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,489
HANG OVER WHOSE
PROPERTY LINE,
1386
00:45:24,522 --> 00:45:26,091
OR THE LEGALLY
INCURRED COSTS
1387
00:45:26,124 --> 00:45:27,325
OF CRABAPPLE CLEANUP!
1388
00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:29,227
I'M SICK OF IT,
AND I'M SICK OF YOU!
1389
00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:30,295
I'M SICK OF YOU!
1390
00:45:30,328 --> 00:45:31,162
FOR YEARS AND YEARS,
1391
00:45:31,196 --> 00:45:32,964
I'VE LISTENED TO YOU
DRONE ON AND ON
1392
00:45:32,998 --> 00:45:35,500
ABOUT WHAT'S DEDUCTIBLE
AND WHAT'S TAXABLE
1393
00:45:35,533 --> 00:45:37,035
WHILE DRINKING
YOUR WATERED-DOWN COCKTAILS
1394
00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:38,336
AT YOUR STUPID BARBECUES!
1395
00:45:38,369 --> 00:45:39,971
STUPID?
1396
00:45:40,005 --> 00:45:41,172
NOBODY SERVES LATKAS
AT A BARBECUE!
1397
00:45:41,206 --> 00:45:42,140
THEY ARE DELICIOUS
ON THE GRILL.
1398
00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:43,775
THEY ARE WRONG
AND STUPID!
1399
00:45:43,809 --> 00:45:45,276
NOW, LET GO OF THE SNOW!
1400
00:45:45,310 --> 00:45:46,377
NO, YOU DROP IT!
1401
00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:47,879
YOU SHOULD BOTH
DROP IT, HUH?
1402
00:45:47,913 --> 00:45:49,447
OH, MIND YOUR OWN
BUSINESS, JACQUES!
1403
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,916
WHY DON'T YOU, HUH?
1404
00:45:50,949 --> 00:45:52,117
AFTER ALL,
IT WAS MY BONHOMME DE NEIGE
1405
00:45:52,150 --> 00:45:53,251
WHICH WAS SABOTAGED--
1406
00:45:53,284 --> 00:45:54,452
AW, SHUT UP!
1407
00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:57,122
HEY, THERE'S NO REASON FOR YOU
TO BE SO MEAN TO ME, GARY.
1408
00:45:57,155 --> 00:45:58,256
SCREW IT, JACK!
1409
00:45:58,289 --> 00:45:59,457
COME ON!
GET IT!
1410
00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:00,859
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE.
1411
00:46:00,892 --> 00:46:02,861
YOUR VERBAL ABUSE
WILL HOLD UP IN COURT.
1412
00:46:02,894 --> 00:46:04,129
OH, UP YOURS, JACK.
1413
00:46:04,162 --> 00:46:06,097
WHAT THE HECK
IS THE DESIGNER FOR, HUH?
1414
00:46:06,131 --> 00:46:07,866
THE WHOLE THING'S A COMPLETE
FRAUD, JUST LIKE YOU ARE--
1415
00:46:07,899 --> 00:46:08,867
[SCREAMS]
1416
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:09,868
YOU BIT HIM!
1417
00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:11,369
THAT'S SELF-DEFENSE!
1418
00:46:11,402 --> 00:46:12,904
LET GO OF IT,
YOU IMBECILES!
1419
00:46:12,938 --> 00:46:14,205
IT'S MINE!
1420
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:15,273
SEE HOW IT FEELS,
JACQUES?
1421
00:46:15,306 --> 00:46:16,541
JUST LIKE ANTS
AT A PICNIC!
1422
00:46:16,574 --> 00:46:19,978
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THAT MEANS.
1423
00:46:20,011 --> 00:46:21,546
GET IT, GET IT,
GET IT!
1424
00:46:21,579 --> 00:46:22,580
GET IT, GET IT!
GET IT!
1425
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:24,549
STOP IT, YOU GUYS!
STOP IT!
1426
00:46:24,582 --> 00:46:25,884
NOW, COME ON!
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!
1427
00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:26,985
I WORK HERE!
1428
00:46:27,018 --> 00:46:28,253
YEAH, WE KNOW
YOU WORK HERE, LOU.
1429
00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:29,454
THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS GET
THE BEST LIGHTS FIRST.
1430
00:46:29,487 --> 00:46:31,923
AT A BIG,
FAT DISCOUNT.
1431
00:46:31,957 --> 00:46:34,092
I PAY THE SAME
AS EVERYBODY ELSE.
1432
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:35,093
[ALL SCOFFING]
1433
00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:36,094
PROVE IT!
1434
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:37,162
LET'S SEE
YOUR RECEIPTS!
1435
00:46:37,195 --> 00:46:38,163
SHOVE IT, GARY.
1436
00:46:38,196 --> 00:46:39,364
NO, YOU SHOVE IT,
LOU.
1437
00:46:39,397 --> 00:46:40,398
NO, YOU SHOVE IT--
YOU SHOVE IT.
1438
00:46:40,431 --> 00:46:41,833
OH, THAT'S IT, BALDY.
1439
00:46:41,867 --> 00:46:42,567
HEY!
1440
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,302
[ALL SHOUTING]
1441
00:46:44,335 --> 00:46:45,570
OOF!
1442
00:46:45,603 --> 00:46:46,838
AH!
1443
00:46:46,872 --> 00:46:48,874
[GRUNTS]
1444
00:46:48,907 --> 00:46:50,575
OW! OW!
1445
00:46:50,608 --> 00:46:52,243
COME ON, GARY.
1446
00:46:53,578 --> 00:46:55,413
LET ME OUT OF...
1447
00:46:55,446 --> 00:46:58,183
[GROANING]
1448
00:47:01,119 --> 00:47:02,287
AH-HA-HA!
1449
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,488
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
1450
00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:05,056
HA, HA!
1451
00:47:05,090 --> 00:47:06,091
GO, BABY!
GO, BABY!
1452
00:47:06,124 --> 00:47:07,993
YOU BIT MY LEG!
1453
00:47:08,026 --> 00:47:10,228
WHERE'S THE SNOW?
I WANT THE SNOW!
1454
00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:11,329
STOP IT!
STOP IT!
1455
00:47:13,231 --> 00:47:14,199
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
1456
00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:15,466
THE SNOW!
1457
00:47:18,303 --> 00:47:20,405
I'M GOING TO SUE YOU,
YOU SON OF A...
1458
00:47:22,507 --> 00:47:25,210
[ONLOOKERS APPLAUDING]
1459
00:47:25,243 --> 00:47:26,311
HI!
1460
00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:27,445
WOW.
1461
00:47:27,478 --> 00:47:29,514
[GASPING]
1462
00:47:29,547 --> 00:47:30,949
IT'S STILL BLEEDING.
1463
00:47:30,982 --> 00:47:32,083
I HAVEN'T HAD
A BLEEDING NOSE
1464
00:47:32,117 --> 00:47:33,518
SINCE I WAS
IN GRADE SIX.
1465
00:47:33,551 --> 00:47:35,186
OKAY, STOP
COMPLAINING.
1466
00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:36,421
SIT DOWN.
1467
00:47:36,454 --> 00:47:38,023
LEAN BACK
AND PINCH IT.
1468
00:47:38,056 --> 00:47:39,925
NO, NO,
IT'S LEAN FORWARD,
1469
00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:41,359
AND HEAD
BETWEEN THE KNEES.
1470
00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:43,028
NO, IT'S LEAN BACK.
1471
00:47:43,061 --> 00:47:44,229
NO, NO,
I'M SURE OF IT.
1472
00:47:44,262 --> 00:47:45,496
IT'S LEAN FORWARD.
1473
00:47:45,530 --> 00:47:48,533
LEAN BACK,
AND BREATHE INTO THIS.
1474
00:47:48,566 --> 00:47:50,635
THAT'S A CURE
FOR THE HICCUPS.
1475
00:47:50,668 --> 00:47:52,637
YES, AND IT'S ALSO A CURE
FOR LOTS OF THINGS.
1476
00:47:52,670 --> 00:47:55,073
BLOODY NOSES
AND HYPERVENTILATION.
1477
00:47:55,106 --> 00:47:56,374
OH...
1478
00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:58,243
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY WERE ARGUING
1479
00:47:58,276 --> 00:47:59,577
OVER CHRISTMAS
DECORATIONS.
1480
00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:00,611
I KNOW,
THEY WERE LIKE
1481
00:48:00,645 --> 00:48:02,013
HOCKEY PLAYERS
OFF THE BENCH.
1482
00:48:02,047 --> 00:48:03,314
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1483
00:48:03,348 --> 00:48:04,249
THEY'RE GOING TO
LICK THEIR WOUNDS
1484
00:48:04,282 --> 00:48:05,316
AND THEN
THEY'RE GOING TO
1485
00:48:05,350 --> 00:48:06,317
COME BACK STRONGER
AND MEANER.
1486
00:48:06,351 --> 00:48:07,418
AND HUNGRIER.
1487
00:48:07,452 --> 00:48:08,219
WE CAN'T
LET THEM WIN.
1488
00:48:08,253 --> 00:48:09,587
WE GOT TO KEEP
OUR EYE ON THE PRIZE.
1489
00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:11,122
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE HAVE TO FIGHT BACK.
1490
00:48:11,156 --> 00:48:12,991
WHATEVER THEY DO,
WE'LL DO MORE.
1491
00:48:13,024 --> 00:48:16,061
YEAH. OH, UH, RON
WANTS TO JOIN OUR TEAM.
1492
00:48:16,094 --> 00:48:19,030
HE'S GOING TO GIVE US HIS LIGHTS
AND HIS CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS,
1493
00:48:19,064 --> 00:48:20,631
AND I'LL DO SOME SHOPPING
FOR HIM,
1494
00:48:20,665 --> 00:48:23,168
AND WE'LL GIVE THE REST
TO CHARITY WHEN WE WIN.
1495
00:48:23,201 --> 00:48:25,303
TELL HIM TO MAKE A LIST,
AND WE'LL RECONVENE LATER.
1496
00:48:25,336 --> 00:48:26,604
SIT DOWN.
1497
00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:27,738
I LIKE THIS TEAM-BUILDING,
1498
00:48:27,772 --> 00:48:31,309
AND IT'S LESS EXPENSIVE
THAN A WILDERNESS ADVENTURE.
1499
00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:33,444
[CHUCKLES]
1500
00:48:33,478 --> 00:48:35,346
OH, LOOK AT YOU.
1501
00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:37,949
OH, HEY, IT STOPPED BLEEDING.
1502
00:48:37,983 --> 00:48:40,685
OW.
1503
00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:44,055
OW! AH...
1504
00:48:44,089 --> 00:48:45,556
YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.
1505
00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:47,092
I GAVE BACK AS GOOD AS I GOT.
1506
00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:49,294
I SAW YOU.
1507
00:48:49,327 --> 00:48:52,030
IT WAS RECKLESS BEHAVIOR,
1508
00:48:52,063 --> 00:48:54,132
AND IT WAS IMMATURE
AND RIDICULOUSLY MACHO,
1509
00:48:54,165 --> 00:48:55,433
WHICH IS REDUNDANT,
I KNOW, BUT...
1510
00:48:55,466 --> 00:48:58,103
YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN HURT.
1511
00:48:58,136 --> 00:49:00,738
I DID GET HURT.
1512
00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:03,241
YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION
TO COMPETE IN THIS CONTEST,
1513
00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:05,977
AND I CAN'T HAVE YOU
IN TRACTION
1514
00:49:06,011 --> 00:49:07,378
IN SOME HOSPITAL
1515
00:49:07,412 --> 00:49:10,415
IN CHILLYBROOK.
1516
00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:13,484
THIS WASN'T PART
OF YOUR STRATEGY, WAS IT?
1517
00:49:13,518 --> 00:49:14,719
WHAT?
1518
00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:16,587
FALLING FOR ME.
1519
00:49:16,621 --> 00:49:20,325
I'M NOT FALLING FOR YOU,
MR. BOYD.
1520
00:49:20,358 --> 00:49:22,427
CALL ME LOU.
1521
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:27,598
WELL, I'M NOT FALLING
FOR YOU, LOU.
1522
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:30,301
YOU SURE ABOUT THAT...
DIANNE?
1523
00:49:30,335 --> 00:49:34,172
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES
AM I FALLING FOR YOU.
1524
00:49:34,205 --> 00:49:35,273
OH, WELL, GOOD,
BECAUSE I'M NOT FALLING FOR YOU.
1525
00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:36,607
YOU'RE...
1526
00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:39,144
PERFECT.
1527
00:49:39,177 --> 00:49:41,146
WELL, WE'RE NOT
BEING SUED!
1528
00:49:41,179 --> 00:49:43,048
THAT'S
THE GOOD NEWS.
1529
00:49:44,382 --> 00:49:48,753
I TOOK 15% OFF ALL SALE ITEMS
ON THE FLOOR,
1530
00:49:48,786 --> 00:49:51,489
AND PEOPLE ARE GOING HOME
HAPPY AS PIGS IN MUD.
1531
00:49:51,522 --> 00:49:52,657
WHAT'S
THE BAD NEWS?
1532
00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:53,491
BAD NEWS?
1533
00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:54,725
THERE IS NO BAD NEWS.
1534
00:49:54,759 --> 00:49:56,161
IT'S NOT BAD
THAT YOU TOOK 15%
1535
00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:57,462
OFF YOUR SALES PRICE?
1536
00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:59,230
THE MARK-UP'S
OFF THE CHARTS.
1537
00:49:59,264 --> 00:50:00,398
WE MADE A FORTUNE
OFF THAT FIGHT.
1538
00:50:00,431 --> 00:50:01,766
I MEAN, TALK ABOUT
GETTING INTO
1539
00:50:01,799 --> 00:50:03,034
YOUR CHRISTMAS
SPIRIT, HUH?
1540
00:50:03,068 --> 00:50:04,502
THAT WASN'T
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
1541
00:50:04,535 --> 00:50:06,804
THAT WAS MORE LIKE
A BARROOM BRAWL.
1542
00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:07,738
WRONG-O, BOYD.
1543
00:50:07,772 --> 00:50:10,441
THAT WAS THE MOTHER
OF ALL CLEARANCE SALES.
1544
00:50:10,475 --> 00:50:11,609
NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
1545
00:50:11,642 --> 00:50:12,810
I WANT YOU TO ORDER
MORE LIGHTS.
1546
00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:13,811
MORE DECORATIONS.
1547
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,480
MORE EVERYTHING!
1548
00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:17,382
I WANT TO SEE TRUCKS HERE
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING,
1549
00:50:17,415 --> 00:50:18,683
BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE
A MADHOUSE
1550
00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:20,051
WHEN I ANNOUNCE ANOTHER HOUR.
1551
00:50:20,085 --> 00:50:21,686
UH, SORRY, SIR.
1552
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,454
I JUST HAD MY BELL RUNG.
1553
00:50:23,488 --> 00:50:24,689
UH...
1554
00:50:24,722 --> 00:50:26,791
YOU SAID YOU'RE GOING TO
ANNOUNCE ANOTHER HOUR?
1555
00:50:26,824 --> 00:50:28,459
FOUR FREE HOURS
OF SHOPPING.
1556
00:50:28,493 --> 00:50:29,527
HEY, WHEN YOU'RE
IN THE TURN,
1557
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:30,561
YOU GOT TO
HIT THE GAS.
1558
00:50:30,595 --> 00:50:31,696
YOU'RE USING
A DRIVING ANALOGY?
1559
00:50:31,729 --> 00:50:33,331
I WANT FULL PAGE ADS.
1560
00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:34,365
GET THE WORD OUT.
1561
00:50:34,399 --> 00:50:35,766
YOU CAN'T USE
A DRIVING ANALOGY.
1562
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,802
TV, RADIO, FLYERS,
MAGAZINES.
1563
00:50:37,835 --> 00:50:39,404
YOU DRIVE
WITH YOUR KNEES.
1564
00:50:39,437 --> 00:50:41,072
HEY!
1565
00:50:41,106 --> 00:50:42,640
IF THREE HOURS ARE GOOD,
FOUR HOURS HAVE GOTTA BE BETTER.
1566
00:50:42,673 --> 00:50:44,142
NOW, COME ON, DIANNE.
PEDAL TO THE METAL.
1567
00:50:44,175 --> 00:50:45,276
LET'S GO!
1568
00:50:45,310 --> 00:50:46,544
I'M GOING, DADDY.
1569
00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:54,285
OH, BOYD...
1570
00:50:55,686 --> 00:50:58,689
I SAW YOU AND DIANNE
WHEN I WALKED IN HERE.
1571
00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:00,491
NOW, THAT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE
STORE BUSINESS TO ME.
1572
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:03,528
NOW, THE BOTTOM
LINE IS,
1573
00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:05,730
I GOT JUST TWO THINGS
TO SAY TO YOU--
1574
00:51:05,763 --> 00:51:08,633
YOU DON'T LIKE ME,
AND YOU NEVER HAVE.
1575
00:51:19,810 --> 00:51:20,845
I WANT TRUCKS HERE
1576
00:51:20,878 --> 00:51:23,314
FIRST THING
MONDAY MORNING, OKAY?
1577
00:51:23,348 --> 00:51:24,782
Y-YEAH. YES, SIR.
1578
00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:26,384
GOOD BOY.
1579
00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:28,353
AND COMB THAT HAIR.
1580
00:51:32,257 --> 00:51:33,324
[POPS BAG]
1581
00:51:41,366 --> 00:51:43,201
READY?
1582
00:51:43,234 --> 00:51:45,436
ABSOLUTELY.
1583
00:51:45,470 --> 00:51:47,505
WELL, GET IN.
1584
00:51:53,811 --> 00:51:55,713
I KNOW I PROMISED YOU
AN EXPENSIVE LUNCH
1585
00:51:55,746 --> 00:51:56,781
AT A FANCY RESTAURANT
1586
00:51:56,814 --> 00:51:58,149
TO PROVE THAT I AM
1587
00:51:58,183 --> 00:51:59,417
WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE,
1588
00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:00,785
BUT THERE IS SOMETHING
THAT YOU HAVE TO SEE.
1589
00:52:00,818 --> 00:52:02,787
I GOT YOU A, UH...
1590
00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:05,356
PASTRAMI ON RYE...
1591
00:52:05,390 --> 00:52:07,358
AND A LEMONADE.
1592
00:52:07,392 --> 00:52:10,461
I'M SURE
YOU'RE USED TO THAT.
1593
00:52:10,495 --> 00:52:12,663
YOU... YOU DRIVE
WITH YOUR KNEES?
1594
00:52:12,697 --> 00:52:13,764
YEAH,
MY DAD TAUGHT ME.
1595
00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:17,168
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
1596
00:52:17,202 --> 00:52:18,569
[TIRES SQUEAL]
1597
00:52:18,603 --> 00:52:19,604
LISTEN TO THIS.
1598
00:52:19,637 --> 00:52:20,705
"IN ONE WEEK,
1599
00:52:20,738 --> 00:52:21,706
"THE FAMILIES
OF CHESTNUT STREET
1600
00:52:21,739 --> 00:52:23,374
"IN THE TOWNSHIP
OF PINENUT
1601
00:52:23,408 --> 00:52:25,543
"HAVE TAKEN THE CONTEST
TO UNCHARTED WATERS.
1602
00:52:25,576 --> 00:52:26,777
"ADD UP THE ADDITION
1603
00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:28,379
"OF ANOTHER HOUR
OF FREE SHOPPING,
1604
00:52:28,413 --> 00:52:31,516
"THE DOCUMENTED REPORT
OF SABOTAGE,
1605
00:52:31,549 --> 00:52:32,883
"AND THE HOLIDAY
AISLE BRAWL,
1606
00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:34,785
"AND THERE'S NO TELLING
WHAT KIND OF EXPLOSIONS
1607
00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:36,454
ARE STILL TO COME
FROM CHESTNUT STREET."
1608
00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:37,455
THERE'S...
1609
00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:38,689
"THE HARD TRUTH IS
1610
00:52:38,723 --> 00:52:39,690
"THAT THIS FOUR-HOUR
FREE SHOPPING SPREE...
1611
00:52:39,724 --> 00:52:40,825
[TIRES SQUEALING]
1612
00:52:40,858 --> 00:52:42,227
"MIGHT JUST HAVE
ALREADY HAVE SAILED.
1613
00:52:42,260 --> 00:52:43,328
"IT SEEMS CLEAR
1614
00:52:43,361 --> 00:52:45,330
"THAT SOMEONE
ON CHESTNUT STREET
1615
00:52:45,363 --> 00:52:47,665
"IS POISED
TO CLAIM VICTORY.
1616
00:52:47,698 --> 00:52:50,668
THE ONLY QUESTION LEFT,
WHO WILL IT BE?"
1617
00:52:50,701 --> 00:52:52,737
[BRAKES SCREECH]
1618
00:52:52,770 --> 00:52:54,272
THERE THEY ARE.
1619
00:52:54,305 --> 00:52:56,507
HOW'S THE NOSE, LOU?
1620
00:52:56,541 --> 00:52:57,742
FINE, GARY.
1621
00:52:57,775 --> 00:52:58,843
HOW'S THE JAW?
1622
00:52:59,977 --> 00:53:01,246
IS THAT A MAP
YOU HAVE THERE?
1623
00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:02,413
JUST GETTING
ORGANIZED.
1624
00:53:02,447 --> 00:53:03,481
IT'S A BIG STORE,
1625
00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:04,315
AND GARY'S GOING TO BE
SHOPPING
1626
00:53:04,349 --> 00:53:05,182
FOUR STRAIGHT HOURS.
1627
00:53:05,216 --> 00:53:07,552
WE HAVE TO MAKE
EVERY MILLISECOND COUNT.
1628
00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:09,287
THIS YOUR LITTLE,
UH...
1629
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:10,321
YOUR, UH, FAN CLUB?
1630
00:53:10,355 --> 00:53:11,822
THEY'RE MEMBERS
OF THE TEAM.
1631
00:53:11,856 --> 00:53:13,791
THEY KNOW A WINNER
WHEN THEY SEE ONE.
1632
00:53:13,824 --> 00:53:14,692
THEY THREW THEIR HATS,
1633
00:53:14,725 --> 00:53:15,960
NOT TO MENTION
LIGHTS AND DECORATIONS,
1634
00:53:15,993 --> 00:53:17,362
INTO MY RING.
1635
00:53:17,395 --> 00:53:18,429
NOT TOO LATE
FOR YOU, LOU.
1636
00:53:18,463 --> 00:53:19,264
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
1637
00:53:19,297 --> 00:53:20,431
DO YOU WANT TO JOIN
1638
00:53:20,465 --> 00:53:21,799
THE WINTER WONDERLAND
EXPRESS?
1639
00:53:21,832 --> 00:53:23,534
CHUGGA-CHUGGA, CHUGGA-CHUGGA...
WHOO! WHOO!
1640
00:53:24,735 --> 00:53:25,936
[CHUCKLES]
1641
00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:27,004
ALL ABOARD.
1642
00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:30,308
WE'RE GOING TO
MAKE A KILLING.
1643
00:53:30,341 --> 00:53:31,376
[TIRES SQUEALING]
1644
00:53:31,409 --> 00:53:32,610
WHOA! CAREFUL!
1645
00:53:32,643 --> 00:53:33,611
PUTZ.
1646
00:53:33,644 --> 00:53:34,879
NEW STRATEGIES.
1647
00:53:34,912 --> 00:53:36,481
SURPRISE TACTICS.
1648
00:53:36,514 --> 00:53:39,517
A TAKE-NO-PRISONERS APPROACH
FROM AN UNEXPECTED ANGLE.
1649
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,719
SOMETHING WITH PANACHE,
FINESSE.
1650
00:53:41,752 --> 00:53:43,721
A LEVEL OF EXPERTISE
1651
00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:46,724
THAT YOUR NEIGHBORS
CAN'T COMPREHEND.
1652
00:53:46,757 --> 00:53:47,958
ARE YOU STILL FEELING NAUSEOUS?
1653
00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:49,427
NO. I'M BETTER.
1654
00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:52,463
IT WAS IMPORTANT
SEEING THEM OUT THERE,
1655
00:53:52,497 --> 00:53:53,998
PLANNING AND TRAINING.
1656
00:53:54,031 --> 00:53:56,734
TURNED OUT TO BE
A VERY NICE LUNCH.
1657
00:53:56,767 --> 00:53:58,469
I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO EAT.
1658
00:53:58,503 --> 00:54:00,338
WELL, WHO CAN EAT?
1659
00:54:00,371 --> 00:54:01,472
BUT IT, UH, LOOKS LIKE
1660
00:54:01,506 --> 00:54:02,507
YOUR SHIRT
HAD A GOOD TIME.
1661
00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:03,641
YOU MADE ITS DAY.
1662
00:54:03,674 --> 00:54:04,875
SO I GUESS WE KNOW
1663
00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:07,545
WHO'S IN AND OUT
OF WHOSE LEAGUE.
1664
00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:09,580
OH, THAT WAS NOT A DATE.
1665
00:54:09,614 --> 00:54:11,616
OH, IT WAS A DATE.
1666
00:54:11,649 --> 00:54:13,017
I ASKED YOU TO LUNCH.
1667
00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,619
IT WAS A DATE.
1668
00:54:14,652 --> 00:54:15,653
BUT THAT WASN'T FAIR.
1669
00:54:15,686 --> 00:54:16,754
WE WERE ON YOUR TURF.
1670
00:54:16,787 --> 00:54:18,889
IT'S YOUR TURF, TOO.
1671
00:54:18,923 --> 00:54:20,758
WELL, YEAH, BUT YOU DRIVE
WITH YOUR KNEES.
1672
00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:22,493
YOU LOOKING
FOR A TIEBREAKER?
1673
00:54:22,527 --> 00:54:25,330
ANYTIME, ANYWHERE.
1674
00:54:25,363 --> 00:54:26,497
HUH...
1675
00:54:26,531 --> 00:54:27,565
GAME ON.
1676
00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:29,334
[GRUNTS]
1677
00:54:33,538 --> 00:54:35,005
THEY'RE OUT THERE
RIGHT NOW,
1678
00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:36,341
CRUISING THE AISLES,
1679
00:54:36,374 --> 00:54:39,344
DRAWING MAPS,
PLANNING STRATEGIES.
1680
00:54:39,377 --> 00:54:41,579
AND MAXIMIZING THEIR FOUR HOURS
OF SHOPPING
1681
00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:43,781
AS A LOGISTICAL
CONTEST TACTIC.
1682
00:54:43,814 --> 00:54:45,450
WE SHOULD HAVE
SEEN IT COMING.
1683
00:54:45,483 --> 00:54:46,484
I DID.
1684
00:54:46,517 --> 00:54:47,818
YOU DID?
1685
00:54:47,852 --> 00:54:49,387
OH, YEAH, I'VE GOT SPIES
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
1686
00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:50,321
LOOK AT THIS.
1687
00:54:50,355 --> 00:54:52,990
IT'S A PROJECTION CHART
OF THE DROPOUT RATE.
1688
00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:54,792
GO TO THE SUMMARY.
1689
00:54:54,825 --> 00:54:56,627
ACTUARIAL DID THIS?
1690
00:54:56,661 --> 00:54:58,095
YEAH, I PUT
JOHNSON ON IT.
1691
00:54:58,128 --> 00:54:59,096
[CHUCKLING]:
GUY'S AN ABSOLUTE WHIZ
1692
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,398
WITH NUMBERS.
1693
00:55:00,431 --> 00:55:01,532
"CURRENT RATE
OF ATTRITION,
1694
00:55:01,566 --> 00:55:04,101
"DUE IN EQUAL PARTS
TO CONTEST FATIGUE,
1695
00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:05,870
"FINANCIAL LIMITATIONS--
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
1696
00:55:05,903 --> 00:55:06,871
CUT TO THE CHASE.
1697
00:55:06,904 --> 00:55:08,072
OKAY, DAH, DAH,
DAH, DAH, DAH...
1698
00:55:08,105 --> 00:55:10,375
"CONTESTANTS WILL
MOST LIKELY BE LIMITED
1699
00:55:10,408 --> 00:55:13,344
"TO CHESTNUT STREET
IN PINENUT
1700
00:55:13,378 --> 00:55:14,745
"WITH NON-COMPETITIVE
POCKETS
1701
00:55:14,779 --> 00:55:15,813
"IN BUBBLETON,
CHILLYBROOK,
1702
00:55:15,846 --> 00:55:17,515
AND FITZBERG."
1703
00:55:17,548 --> 00:55:18,649
YOU SEE?
1704
00:55:18,683 --> 00:55:19,817
WE SOLD 'EM
ALL THOSE LIGHTS,
1705
00:55:19,850 --> 00:55:21,619
AND THEY'RE DROPPING
LIKE FLIES.
1706
00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:23,554
RETAIL EQUALS IRONY,
DIANNE.
1707
00:55:23,588 --> 00:55:24,555
GREED.
1708
00:55:24,589 --> 00:55:26,857
NEVER FORGET IT.
1709
00:55:26,891 --> 00:55:28,959
I HAVE TO TELL LOU.
1710
00:55:28,993 --> 00:55:30,561
YOU'RE WASTING
YOUR TIME.
1711
00:55:30,595 --> 00:55:31,796
ONLY A HANDFUL
OF FAMILIES
1712
00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:33,531
WILL BE LEFT AT THE END
OF THE CONTEST.
1713
00:55:33,564 --> 00:55:35,700
THE WINNER WILL BE
SHOPPING FOR HIS TEAM,
1714
00:55:35,733 --> 00:55:36,934
NOT JUST HIS FAMILY.
1715
00:55:36,967 --> 00:55:39,670
ONE PLASMA SCREEN TV
WILL NOT BE ENOUGH.
1716
00:55:39,704 --> 00:55:42,740
SOON, THEY'LL WANT
SIX, EIGHT, A DOZEN.
1717
00:55:42,773 --> 00:55:45,443
MULTIPLY THAT OVER A HOST
OF HIGH-END PRODUCTS,
1718
00:55:45,476 --> 00:55:48,112
LIKE PHONES, CAMERAS,
JEWELRY...
1719
00:55:48,145 --> 00:55:49,947
AND FOUR HOURS
OF FREE SHOPPING
1720
00:55:49,980 --> 00:55:51,782
LOSES
ITS SMALL-TOWN CHARM.
1721
00:55:51,816 --> 00:55:53,618
MORE THAN EVER,
1722
00:55:53,651 --> 00:55:55,052
WE NEED TO WIN
THIS CONTEST.
1723
00:55:55,085 --> 00:55:56,654
IT'S NOT ABOUT
THE CONTEST.
1724
00:55:56,687 --> 00:55:58,423
I'M TALKING
ABOUT BOYD.
1725
00:55:58,456 --> 00:55:59,490
HE'S SOFT.
1726
00:55:59,524 --> 00:56:01,592
SOFT?
1727
00:56:01,626 --> 00:56:03,160
WELL, HE'S GOT
NO DRIVE, NO EDGE.
1728
00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:04,495
HE'S JUST NOT
LIKE YOU.
1729
00:56:04,529 --> 00:56:06,564
LIKE ME?
1730
00:56:06,597 --> 00:56:07,832
OH, COME ON, DIANNE.
1731
00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:08,766
IT'S NO ACCIDENT
1732
00:56:08,799 --> 00:56:10,601
YOU'RE AN EXECUTIVE
HIGH-POWERED SUPERSTAR.
1733
00:56:10,635 --> 00:56:11,836
I MEAN,
LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
1734
00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:12,970
YOU DON'T SEE
1735
00:56:13,003 --> 00:56:15,039
PICKET FENCES
AND BLOCK PARTIES,
1736
00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:16,807
DO YOU?
1737
00:56:17,975 --> 00:56:18,943
NO.
1738
00:56:18,976 --> 00:56:19,910
NEITHER DO I.
1739
00:56:19,944 --> 00:56:21,446
I SEE EMPIRES,
1740
00:56:21,479 --> 00:56:22,880
I SEE EXECUTIVE
BOARDROOMS,
1741
00:56:22,913 --> 00:56:25,082
EMPLOYEES
ALL OVER THE WORLD,
1742
00:56:25,115 --> 00:56:26,851
AND BOYD IS JUST...
1743
00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:28,753
AH, HE'LL
LET YOU DOWN.
1744
00:56:28,786 --> 00:56:31,155
YOU DON'T
KNOW HIM, DADDY.
1745
00:56:31,188 --> 00:56:33,057
DOES HE SHOP?
1746
00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:34,525
YES, HE SHOPS.
1747
00:56:34,559 --> 00:56:36,827
THEN I KNOW HIM.
1748
00:56:40,965 --> 00:56:42,767
OH...
1749
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,435
THIS IS HALF-NAKED.
1750
00:56:44,469 --> 00:56:45,603
I NEED MORE LIGHTS.
1751
00:56:45,636 --> 00:56:46,637
MORE SNOW.
1752
00:56:46,671 --> 00:56:47,872
[SHRIEKS]
1753
00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:49,640
OH!
1754
00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:54,144
OH, NO.
1755
00:56:54,178 --> 00:56:56,046
THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN.
1756
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:56,747
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
1757
00:56:56,781 --> 00:56:59,416
YOU WON'T BE LUCKY TWICE, HUH?
1758
00:57:02,553 --> 00:57:04,088
[TRAIN WHISTLE TOOTS]
1759
00:57:09,727 --> 00:57:12,129
WHAT DO YOU
THINK, DEAR?
1760
00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:14,064
WHAT THE HELL IS IT?
1761
00:57:14,098 --> 00:57:16,433
IT'S SANTA'S
WORKSHOP.
1762
00:57:18,536 --> 00:57:21,539
THOSE ARE ELVES
FIXING TOYS,
1763
00:57:21,572 --> 00:57:23,774
AND THAT'S SANTA.
1764
00:57:23,808 --> 00:57:25,510
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
1765
00:57:25,543 --> 00:57:27,778
NOT TO ME.
1766
00:57:27,812 --> 00:57:29,814
WELL, WE HAVEN'T FINISHED YET.
1767
00:57:31,181 --> 00:57:32,583
SOMETHING'S CHANGED.
1768
00:57:32,617 --> 00:57:34,018
I CAN FEEL IT.
1769
00:57:34,051 --> 00:57:35,720
WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1770
00:57:35,753 --> 00:57:39,089
THIS ISN'T
ABOUT CHRISTMAS.
1771
00:57:39,123 --> 00:57:40,257
[LAUGHING]
1772
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,526
THERE YOU GO.
1773
00:57:41,559 --> 00:57:42,259
IT'S GOOD AS NEW, HUH?
1774
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:45,095
AH, C'EST BON, C'EST BON.
1775
00:57:45,129 --> 00:57:47,031
[CHORTLING]
1776
00:57:47,064 --> 00:57:48,566
HE CALLS IT
"WONDERLAND"?
1777
00:57:48,599 --> 00:57:49,734
HA!
1778
00:57:49,767 --> 00:57:50,968
WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
1779
00:57:51,001 --> 00:57:52,469
WAR.
1780
00:57:55,039 --> 00:57:56,574
[SCOFFS]
1781
00:57:56,607 --> 00:57:59,076
AH, LA MAISON DE GINGEMBRE.
1782
00:57:59,109 --> 00:58:00,978
ALL RIGHT,
THESE GO TO HOUSEWARES.
1783
00:58:01,011 --> 00:58:02,813
THESE TWO BICYCLES,
THEY GO TO LINENS, YEAH?
1784
00:58:02,847 --> 00:58:03,981
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1785
00:58:04,014 --> 00:58:05,650
I'M GETTING READY
FOR SPRING.
1786
00:58:05,683 --> 00:58:07,718
BUT IT'S STILL
CHRISTMAS.
1787
00:58:07,752 --> 00:58:09,253
CHRISTMAS
IS OVER.
1788
00:58:09,286 --> 00:58:10,955
WHAT, ARE YOU GOING TO
MOVE EVERYTHING?
1789
00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:12,189
WELL...
1790
00:58:12,222 --> 00:58:12,923
EXCEPT FOOD.
1791
00:58:12,957 --> 00:58:14,725
I MEAN,
FOOD IS STILL FOOD.
1792
00:58:14,759 --> 00:58:15,826
YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE CONTEST?
1793
00:58:15,860 --> 00:58:17,595
THE FOUR FREE HOURS
OF SHOPPING?
1794
00:58:17,628 --> 00:58:18,929
YEAH, I KNOW,
BAD TIMING
1795
00:58:18,963 --> 00:58:20,565
FOR THE WINNER,
BUT, HEY,
1796
00:58:20,598 --> 00:58:22,199
WE MOVE EVERYTHING
IN THE STORE EVERY YEAR,
1797
00:58:22,232 --> 00:58:23,701
SO PEOPLE HAVE TO GO THROUGH
THE WHOLE STORE
1798
00:58:23,734 --> 00:58:25,235
TO FIND OUT WHAT'S WHERE.
1799
00:58:25,269 --> 00:58:27,572
I MEAN, IMPULSE SHOPPING
IS UP 32%.
1800
00:58:27,605 --> 00:58:29,039
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,
ASK JOHNSON.
1801
00:58:29,073 --> 00:58:30,040
HE'S GOT THE NUMBERS.
1802
00:58:30,074 --> 00:58:32,042
THIS ISN'T ABOUT
NUMBERS, DADDY.
1803
00:58:32,076 --> 00:58:34,044
YOU ARE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME
WITH BOYD.
1804
00:58:34,078 --> 00:58:35,279
NO, SHE'S NOT.
1805
00:58:35,312 --> 00:58:36,714
I'M NOT?
1806
00:58:36,747 --> 00:58:38,115
ARE YOU?
1807
00:58:38,148 --> 00:58:39,650
NO, I'M NOT.
1808
00:58:39,684 --> 00:58:40,751
NO, I'M NOT.
1809
00:58:40,785 --> 00:58:42,853
I TOLD YOU TWO
NOT TO GET INVOLVED.
1810
00:58:42,887 --> 00:58:43,988
WELL, IT'S TOO LATE
FOR THAT, DADDY.
1811
00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:44,822
WE ARE INVOLVED.
1812
00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:47,892
THESE PEOPLE AREN'T
JUST CONTESTANTS,
1813
00:58:47,925 --> 00:58:48,893
THEY'RE SHOPPERS.
1814
00:58:48,926 --> 00:58:49,894
THEY'VE DRAWN MAPS.
1815
00:58:49,927 --> 00:58:50,695
THEY'VE PLANNED
STRATEGIES.
1816
00:58:50,728 --> 00:58:52,997
THEY'LL BE DISAPPOINTED,
EVEN ANGRY.
1817
00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:54,298
THEY MIGHT NOT
SHOP HERE ANYMORE.
1818
00:58:54,331 --> 00:58:56,867
WE'LL GET 'EM OFF THAT DIME,
NO PROBLEM.
1819
00:58:56,901 --> 00:58:58,035
WHEN I ANNOUNCE THE WINNER,
1820
00:58:58,068 --> 00:58:59,704
I'LL ANNOUNCE
THE NEXT CONTEST.
1821
00:58:59,737 --> 00:59:01,806
THE NEXT CONTEST?
1822
00:59:01,839 --> 00:59:04,308
THE GREAT AMERICAN STORE
EASTER EGG HUNT.
1823
00:59:04,341 --> 00:59:05,610
I MEAN, PICTURE IT.
1824
00:59:05,643 --> 00:59:08,913
BASKETS AND BONNETS,
AND BUNNIES
1825
00:59:08,946 --> 00:59:10,715
AND DRESSES AND HATS
1826
00:59:10,748 --> 00:59:12,082
AND TRUCKLOADS OF EGGS.
1827
00:59:12,116 --> 00:59:14,151
GREEN GRASS, HOUSE PAINT,
NEW SHRUBS...
1828
00:59:14,184 --> 00:59:16,253
I'M TELLING YOU,
IT'S GOING TO BE A GRAND SLAM.
1829
00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:18,956
THEY WON'T
FORGET CHRISTMAS.
1830
00:59:18,989 --> 00:59:20,090
OH, DIANNE,
1831
00:59:20,124 --> 00:59:21,358
RETAIL HAS NO MEMORY.
1832
00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:22,660
NO FEELINGS.
1833
00:59:22,693 --> 00:59:24,294
IT'S LIKE A GREAT WHITE SHARK
1834
00:59:24,328 --> 00:59:26,030
MOVING THROUGH
THE DEEP, DARK OCEAN.
1835
00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:27,231
NOTHING BEHIND IT.
1836
00:59:27,264 --> 00:59:29,800
NOTHING ON ITS MIND
BUT ITS NEXT MEAL,
1837
00:59:29,834 --> 00:59:30,668
AND ITS
NEXT MEAL ONLY.
1838
00:59:30,701 --> 00:59:32,236
WHAT ABOUT
THE PEOPLE?
1839
00:59:32,269 --> 00:59:34,338
LITTLE FISH.
1840
00:59:34,371 --> 00:59:35,773
FIND OUT WHAT,
WHERE, AND WHEN
1841
00:59:35,806 --> 00:59:36,807
THEY LIKE TO EAT,
1842
00:59:36,841 --> 00:59:38,042
AND FEED 'EM TO THE SHARK.
1843
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:39,910
IT'S THE SHARK
YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT.
1844
00:59:39,944 --> 00:59:41,812
NOW, YOU TWO BETTER FIGURE OUT
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
1845
00:59:41,846 --> 00:59:43,948
BECAUSE ONCE THIS CONTEST ENDS
1846
00:59:43,981 --> 00:59:46,717
YOU GET UNINVOLVED.
1847
00:59:49,186 --> 00:59:52,790
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
1848
00:59:52,823 --> 00:59:55,960
AND YOU CALL THESE SANTA BOOTS?
1849
01:00:00,330 --> 01:00:01,966
CAN YOU RE-STOCK THE TINSEL?
1850
01:00:01,999 --> 01:00:03,033
AISLE FIVE, PLEASE.
1851
01:00:03,067 --> 01:00:04,034
AH!
SORRY.
1852
01:00:04,068 --> 01:00:05,903
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
BUDDY BOY.
1853
01:00:12,176 --> 01:00:13,844
WE'LL DO A WALK-THROUGH
THIS AFTERNOON.
1854
01:00:13,878 --> 01:00:15,646
TOMORROW,
WE'LL DO A DRESS REHEARSAL,
1855
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,915
AND THEN, ON SUNDAY,
SHOWTIME.
1856
01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:19,316
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO
BE FABULOUS.
1857
01:00:19,349 --> 01:00:20,785
FOR A SECOND THERE,
1858
01:00:20,818 --> 01:00:22,219
I THOUGHT THAT
SANTA CLAUS WAS REAL.
1859
01:00:22,252 --> 01:00:24,655
I WAS GOING OVER
RON'S LISTS.
1860
01:00:24,689 --> 01:00:25,723
"LISTS"? PLURAL?
1861
01:00:25,756 --> 01:00:26,757
YES,
HE'S TEAMED UP
1862
01:00:26,791 --> 01:00:27,858
WITH SOME
OF HIS NEIGHBORS,
1863
01:00:27,892 --> 01:00:28,859
AND NOW THEY'RE PART
1864
01:00:28,893 --> 01:00:29,994
OF OUR SUBSET
SHOPPING STRATEGY.
1865
01:00:30,027 --> 01:00:31,161
DO THEY UNDERSTAND
1866
01:00:31,195 --> 01:00:32,697
THAT MOST OF IT
IS GOING TO CHARITY?
1867
01:00:32,730 --> 01:00:34,164
RON HAS FRIENDS
FROM ALL OVER THE PLACE
1868
01:00:34,198 --> 01:00:35,332
AND THEY'VE KICKED IN
DECORATIONS.
1869
01:00:35,365 --> 01:00:37,134
MOSTLY LOWER-TIER--
CLOTHES, TOOLS--
1870
01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:39,136
BUT THEY'RE DEFINITELY
ON THE LIST.
1871
01:00:39,169 --> 01:00:40,370
UH, I'D REALLY
LOVE TO DISCUSS
1872
01:00:40,404 --> 01:00:43,741
THE UNDERLYING COMPLEXITIES
IN CONTEST SHOPPING STRATEGY,
1873
01:00:43,774 --> 01:00:47,011
BUT I'M CONCERNED
ABOUT DWARVES RIGHT NOW.
1874
01:00:47,044 --> 01:00:48,779
HOW MUCH DO THEY COST,
AND WHO'S GOING TO PAY?
1875
01:00:48,813 --> 01:00:49,880
DO YOU EVEN KNOW
1876
01:00:49,914 --> 01:00:50,948
WHAT YOUR NEIGHBORS
HAVE BEEN UP TO
1877
01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:52,016
FOR THE LAST
FOUR DAYS?
1878
01:00:52,049 --> 01:00:52,983
NO. DO YOU?
1879
01:00:53,017 --> 01:00:54,151
YES, EILEEN
AND HER HUSBAND
1880
01:00:54,184 --> 01:00:55,085
WERE IN LOS ANGELES.
1881
01:00:55,119 --> 01:00:56,987
WHO KNOWS WHAT DEALS
THEY'VE BEEN MAKING.
1882
01:00:57,021 --> 01:00:58,789
LIVE ORCHESTRA?
1883
01:00:58,823 --> 01:01:00,090
WE'RE SPYING
ON THEM?
1884
01:01:00,124 --> 01:01:02,292
DON'T YOU THINK
THEY'RE SPYING ON US?
1885
01:01:02,326 --> 01:01:04,194
AND THE CHEF,
1886
01:01:04,228 --> 01:01:05,996
HE CHARTERED
A FLIGHT FROM EUROPE.
1887
01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:06,997
ON THE 24th,
IT'S ARRIVING.
1888
01:01:07,031 --> 01:01:07,998
WHAT DO YOU THINK
1889
01:01:08,032 --> 01:01:08,999
IS GOING TO BE
ON THAT FLIGHT?
1890
01:01:09,033 --> 01:01:10,034
I DON'T KNOW.
1891
01:01:10,067 --> 01:01:11,301
A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE?
1892
01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:12,770
AND THE LAWYER'S WIFE
WAS IN NEW YORK
1893
01:01:12,803 --> 01:01:14,038
AND HAD
A LUNCH MEETING
1894
01:01:14,071 --> 01:01:15,439
WITH THE PEOPLE FROM
THE MACY'S DAY PARADE,
1895
01:01:15,472 --> 01:01:16,774
AND ON HER WAY HOME
1896
01:01:16,807 --> 01:01:17,574
WENT TO
CIRQUE DE SOLEIL.
1897
01:01:17,607 --> 01:01:18,408
OH, WELL, YOU SEE,
THAT MAKES SENSE,
1898
01:01:18,442 --> 01:01:21,045
BECAUSE RUMOR HAS IT
THEY'RE SWINGERS.
1899
01:01:21,078 --> 01:01:23,080
IF YOU WANT TO RUN
WITH THE BIG DOGS,
1900
01:01:23,113 --> 01:01:24,782
YOU'VE GOT TO GET UP
OFF THE PORCH.
1901
01:01:24,815 --> 01:01:25,983
BECAUSE IT'S
A DOG-EAT-DOG WORLD?
1902
01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:27,351
[GROANING]:
YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE.
1903
01:01:27,384 --> 01:01:28,318
DO YOU WANT TO WIN
THIS THING
1904
01:01:28,352 --> 01:01:29,319
OR NOT?
1905
01:01:29,353 --> 01:01:30,888
SURE.
1906
01:01:34,892 --> 01:01:38,763
[***]
1907
01:01:38,796 --> 01:01:41,131
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
GET READY, HUH?
1908
01:01:41,165 --> 01:01:42,199
SHALL WE HAVE A LOOK?
1909
01:01:42,232 --> 01:01:43,333
OH, GARY,
THE BIG MOMENT!
1910
01:01:43,367 --> 01:01:45,069
OKAY, BABY,
READY?
1911
01:01:45,102 --> 01:01:46,303
THE LIGHTS!
1912
01:01:46,336 --> 01:01:47,805
UN!
1913
01:01:47,838 --> 01:01:49,206
ONE!
1914
01:01:49,239 --> 01:01:50,340
OH!
1915
01:01:50,374 --> 01:01:51,275
DEUX!
1916
01:01:51,308 --> 01:01:52,943
TWO!
1917
01:01:52,977 --> 01:01:54,945
BEAUTIFUL!
1918
01:01:54,979 --> 01:01:55,913
TROIS!
1919
01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:59,483
THREE!
OH, GARY!
1920
01:01:59,516 --> 01:02:00,985
FANTASTIC!
1921
01:02:01,018 --> 01:02:03,821
GORGEOUS.
1922
01:02:03,854 --> 01:02:04,955
C'EST FANTASTIQUE!
1923
01:02:04,989 --> 01:02:05,956
OH, OKAY.
1924
01:02:05,990 --> 01:02:08,893
NO, I-I DON'T WANT YOU
TO THINK THAT EITHER.
1925
01:02:08,926 --> 01:02:09,960
OH, WELL, GOOD--
1926
01:02:09,994 --> 01:02:11,095
[MUFFLED CRY]
1927
01:02:11,128 --> 01:02:11,996
ARE YOU OKAY
IN THERE, AL?
1928
01:02:12,029 --> 01:02:13,230
DON'T CALL ME AL!
1929
01:02:13,263 --> 01:02:14,431
CALL ME SANTA!
1930
01:02:14,464 --> 01:02:16,967
I PUT ON THE RED SUIT,
I BECOME THE MAN!
1931
01:02:17,001 --> 01:02:18,335
WELL, ARE YOU OKAY
IN THERE, SANTA?
1932
01:02:18,368 --> 01:02:19,904
NO, I'M GOING TO HAVE
A HEART ATTACK
1933
01:02:19,937 --> 01:02:21,071
AND DIE OUT THERE!
1934
01:02:21,105 --> 01:02:22,773
PLEASE DON'T
DO THAT!
1935
01:02:22,807 --> 01:02:23,941
I'LL ADMIT,
1936
01:02:23,974 --> 01:02:25,409
THIS IS WAY AHEAD
OF SCHEDULE FOR ME.
1937
01:02:25,442 --> 01:02:26,510
WELL, AND I WAS SO FAR
BEHIND SCHEDULE,
1938
01:02:26,543 --> 01:02:27,845
I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D GET BACK.
1939
01:02:27,878 --> 01:02:28,913
SECOND HALF
OF THE THIRD YEAR,
1940
01:02:28,946 --> 01:02:29,914
I WAS THINKING,
1941
01:02:29,947 --> 01:02:30,948
AND HERE I AM,
1942
01:02:30,981 --> 01:02:32,249
NOT EVEN SETTLED
INTO MANAGEMENT,
1943
01:02:32,282 --> 01:02:34,318
AND I'VE ALREADY
MET SOMEONE.
1944
01:02:34,351 --> 01:02:35,552
YOU-- YOU'VE
MET SOMEONE?
1945
01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:37,421
NO, NOT SOMEONE.
1946
01:02:37,454 --> 01:02:38,889
YOU. I MET YOU.
1947
01:02:38,923 --> 01:02:39,924
I WANT TO
RENEGOTIATE
1948
01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:40,958
MY CONTRACT.
1949
01:02:40,991 --> 01:02:42,159
AND I'VE MET YOU.
1950
01:02:42,192 --> 01:02:43,293
CAN WE TALK
LATER, SANTA?
1951
01:02:43,327 --> 01:02:44,428
ANYTIME
YOU WANT,
1952
01:02:44,461 --> 01:02:45,629
BUT NO DOUGH,
NO SHOW.
1953
01:02:45,662 --> 01:02:47,798
MAYBE THAT'S THE WAY THEY DO IT
IN THE NORTH POLE, SANTA,
1954
01:02:47,832 --> 01:02:49,366
BUT HERE IN PINENUT
IT'S "NO SHOW, NO DOUGH!"
1955
01:02:49,399 --> 01:02:51,268
I HATE PINENUT!
1956
01:02:51,301 --> 01:02:52,870
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
1957
01:02:52,903 --> 01:02:54,104
I DIDN'T EVEN MANAGE ANYTHING.
1958
01:02:54,138 --> 01:02:55,906
IT JUST HAPPENED.
1959
01:02:55,940 --> 01:02:57,107
LISTEN,
1960
01:02:57,141 --> 01:02:58,909
I GOT BAD ASTHMA.
DID I TELL YOU THAT?
1961
01:02:58,943 --> 01:03:00,044
YEAH, ONLY ABOUT
A HUNDRED TIMES
1962
01:03:00,077 --> 01:03:01,111
SINCE WE FIRST MET.
1963
01:03:01,145 --> 01:03:02,379
YOU KNOW, I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
1964
01:03:02,412 --> 01:03:04,081
I NEVER THOUGHT
THIS WOULD HAPPEN AGAIN.
1965
01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:05,282
IT TURNS OUT,
1966
01:03:05,315 --> 01:03:06,550
YOU CAN'T MANAGE
THE INTANGIBLES,
1967
01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:08,118
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
1968
01:03:08,152 --> 01:03:09,553
THE INTANGIBLES
ARE THE BEST PART.
1969
01:03:09,586 --> 01:03:11,021
[GIGGLING]
1970
01:03:11,055 --> 01:03:12,089
SO, WHAT
ABOUT LUNCH?
1971
01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:13,190
I'M ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS
AND SHELLFISH.
1972
01:03:13,223 --> 01:03:14,358
YOU'RE NOT SERVING
SHRIMP, ARE YOU?
1973
01:03:14,391 --> 01:03:16,193
YEAH, SHRIMP STIR-FRY
WITH PEANUTS.
1974
01:03:16,226 --> 01:03:17,361
I LOVE THE INTANGIBLES.
1975
01:03:17,394 --> 01:03:18,595
YOU WANT ME
TO TURN GREEN,
1976
01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:20,297
DIE RIGHT IN FRONT
OF THE LITTLE KIDS?
1977
01:03:20,330 --> 01:03:21,365
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1978
01:03:21,398 --> 01:03:22,432
WE'LL WORK IT
INTO THE ACT, SANTA.
1979
01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:23,433
WHAT, IS THAT A JOKE?
1980
01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:24,534
YEAH, HO, HO, HO, AL.
1981
01:03:24,568 --> 01:03:25,369
I TOLD YOU.
1982
01:03:25,402 --> 01:03:28,072
WHEN I'M IN COSTUME,
YOU CALL ME SANTA!
1983
01:03:28,105 --> 01:03:30,040
I LOVE THEM, TOO.
1984
01:03:30,074 --> 01:03:32,076
YOU KNOW, LIKE
THE SOUND OF YOUR LAUGHTER,
1985
01:03:32,109 --> 01:03:37,181
AND LIKE THE COLOR
OF YOUR EYES...
1986
01:03:37,214 --> 01:03:38,582
I MEAN, WHO KNEW?
1987
01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:42,552
FORGET WHAT I SAID
ABOUT FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATES.
1988
01:03:42,586 --> 01:03:43,620
MORE THAN ANYTHING,
1989
01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:46,056
I WANT YOU TO
SHOW UP AT MY DOOR
1990
01:03:46,090 --> 01:03:49,059
WITH A DOZEN ROSES
AND A BOX OF TRUFFLES.
1991
01:03:49,093 --> 01:03:50,060
I'LL BE THERE.
1992
01:03:50,094 --> 01:03:51,261
PROMISE?
1993
01:03:51,295 --> 01:03:52,429
[SANTA CHUCKLES]
1994
01:03:53,964 --> 01:03:56,200
SEE YOU
ON SET, SANTA.
1995
01:03:56,233 --> 01:03:57,367
ALL RIGHT,
THINK JOLLY.
1996
01:03:57,401 --> 01:03:58,602
BREAK A LEG.
1997
01:03:59,603 --> 01:04:03,207
FREAKIN' BOOTS ARE SO TIGHT,
I'M SURE I WILL!
1998
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,142
I HOPE YOU'RE INSURED!
1999
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:11,215
OH, GOD,
I'M WORRIED.
2000
01:04:20,090 --> 01:04:22,026
SO, UH...
2001
01:04:22,059 --> 01:04:23,928
DOES THIS MEAN
THAT YOU AND ME...
2002
01:04:23,961 --> 01:04:25,095
WE'RE OFFICIAL?
2003
01:04:25,129 --> 01:04:27,164
WELL, DO WE HAVE TO
PUT A LABEL ON IT?
2004
01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:28,966
I LIKE THINGS TO BE OFFICIAL.
2005
01:04:28,999 --> 01:04:30,034
YEAH, I KNOW,
2006
01:04:30,067 --> 01:04:32,102
BUT MAYBE
THIS TIME WE CAN--
2007
01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:40,644
MMM...
2008
01:04:42,679 --> 01:04:45,082
OKAY, YOU WIN.
2009
01:04:45,115 --> 01:04:46,550
IT'S OFFICIAL.
2010
01:04:46,583 --> 01:04:48,118
WE'RE TOGETHER.
2011
01:04:49,686 --> 01:04:51,588
WHAT TIME IS IT
EXACTLY?
2012
01:04:51,621 --> 01:04:53,457
I WANT TO REMEMBER
THIS MOMENT FOREVER.
2013
01:04:53,490 --> 01:04:55,125
MM...
2014
01:04:55,159 --> 01:04:56,193
[SIGHS]
2015
01:04:58,628 --> 01:05:00,397
HERE THEY COME.
2016
01:05:00,430 --> 01:05:04,168
[JACQUES]: GET UP YOUR LADDER,
FOR THE SNOW!
2017
01:05:04,201 --> 01:05:06,170
OKAY, HERE COMES
THE JUDGES.
2018
01:05:06,203 --> 01:05:10,007
ALL RIGHT, FIX MY HAT,
PUT THIS ON, GET THE LIGHTS.
2019
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,075
COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
2020
01:05:11,108 --> 01:05:12,109
OH, YEAH.
2021
01:05:12,142 --> 01:05:13,143
LET'S GO.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
2022
01:05:13,177 --> 01:05:16,613
THAT LOOKS GREAT.
I LOVE THAT.
2023
01:05:16,646 --> 01:05:18,015
OKAY, FORGOT TO TURN ON
THIS STRING.
2024
01:05:18,048 --> 01:05:19,016
ARE THEY COMING?
2025
01:05:19,049 --> 01:05:20,150
HERE WE GO.
2026
01:05:20,184 --> 01:05:21,185
HOW'S EVERYTHING?
IS IT GOOD?
2027
01:05:21,218 --> 01:05:23,520
YEAH?
OH, FANTASTIC.
2028
01:05:23,553 --> 01:05:25,022
ALL RIGHT,
JACK-IN-THE-BOX.
2029
01:05:25,055 --> 01:05:26,156
OH, I GOT IT.
2030
01:05:26,190 --> 01:05:28,058
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
2031
01:05:28,092 --> 01:05:28,692
WHERE'S SANTA GOING?
2032
01:05:28,725 --> 01:05:29,693
SANTA?
HE CAN'T GO.
2033
01:05:29,726 --> 01:05:30,694
GO GET HIM
AND BRING HIM BACK.
2034
01:05:30,727 --> 01:05:31,728
SANTA! SANTA!
2035
01:05:31,761 --> 01:05:33,263
LE MUSIQUE!
2036
01:05:33,297 --> 01:05:34,598
[CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING]
2037
01:05:34,631 --> 01:05:36,466
C'EST TRES BON.
C'EST SWEET, SWEET.
2038
01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:38,135
ALL RIGHT,
SMILE, SMILE!
2039
01:05:38,168 --> 01:05:40,037
HAPPY! HAPPY!
OUI...
2040
01:05:40,070 --> 01:05:41,271
TRES, TRES BON.
2041
01:05:41,305 --> 01:05:43,473
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
2042
01:05:43,507 --> 01:05:46,176
[SNARE DRUM BEATING]
2043
01:05:47,311 --> 01:05:48,979
HURRY, HURRY,
GET THEM LIT.
OKAY, OKAY.
2044
01:05:49,013 --> 01:05:50,247
SHOWTIME.
LET'S TURN IT ON.
2045
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,315
LET'S GO!
2046
01:05:51,348 --> 01:05:52,282
OKAY, COME ON.
2047
01:05:52,316 --> 01:05:53,617
OKAY, GET BACK,
GET BACK.
2048
01:05:53,650 --> 01:05:56,553
MY NAME IS MATTATHIAS,
AND I WILL DEFEND OUR FAITH...
2049
01:05:56,586 --> 01:05:57,587
AH...
2050
01:05:57,621 --> 01:05:58,588
LOOK AT THAT.
2051
01:05:58,622 --> 01:05:59,623
OH, THAT LOOKS NICE.
2052
01:05:59,656 --> 01:06:00,724
ALL RIGHT, WHERE IS--
2053
01:06:00,757 --> 01:06:02,459
SANTA'S NOT READY.
2054
01:06:02,492 --> 01:06:03,493
NOT READY?
2055
01:06:03,527 --> 01:06:04,561
WELL, HE'S IN
THE BATHROOM.
2056
01:06:04,594 --> 01:06:05,595
HE'S GOT, UM...
2057
01:06:05,629 --> 01:06:08,065
COMPLICATIONS.
2058
01:06:10,067 --> 01:06:11,468
SANTA IS A WHINER.
2059
01:06:11,501 --> 01:06:13,070
OKAY...
2060
01:06:13,103 --> 01:06:14,338
LOOK AT
THE OTHER HOUSES.
2061
01:06:14,371 --> 01:06:15,639
WE HAVE TO
MAKE IT BIGGER,
2062
01:06:15,672 --> 01:06:17,141
BUT WE JUST NEED TO GET
ON THE SHORT LIST
2063
01:06:17,174 --> 01:06:19,109
SO THAT WE CAN
MAKE THE FINALS, OKAY?
2064
01:06:19,143 --> 01:06:20,777
BUT, YOU KNOW,
TO DO THAT, WE NEED...
2065
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:21,778
SANTA.
SANTA.
2066
01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:22,779
OKAY, THE SNOW!
2067
01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:24,081
MORE SNOW!
2068
01:06:24,114 --> 01:06:25,549
FALLING SNOW, HUH?
2069
01:06:25,582 --> 01:06:27,251
HAPPY, HAPPY! STAY HAPPY!
2070
01:06:27,284 --> 01:06:29,319
SMILE A LITTLE,
GINGERBREAD PEOPLE, HUH?
2071
01:06:29,353 --> 01:06:30,354
ALL RIGHT...
2072
01:06:34,624 --> 01:06:35,592
NO, I MEAN,
LOOK AT...
2073
01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:36,493
NO, YOURS IS BETTER,
REALLY--
2074
01:06:36,526 --> 01:06:39,096
OH, I GOT
A TUMMY ACHE.
2075
01:06:39,129 --> 01:06:40,597
YEAH, WELL,
IT'S CHRISTMAS, SANTA.
2076
01:06:40,630 --> 01:06:41,631
EVERYBODY GETS
A TUMMY ACHE.
2077
01:06:41,665 --> 01:06:43,467
NO TUMMY ACHES FOR SANTA.
2078
01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:45,235
JUST STAND THERE
LIKE WE REHEARSED,
2079
01:06:45,269 --> 01:06:47,504
FILL UP THE SLEIGH
WITH THE GIFTS,
2080
01:06:47,537 --> 01:06:50,507
BOX BY BOX,
REMEMBER?
2081
01:06:50,540 --> 01:06:52,309
OKAY, AND...
2082
01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:54,444
ACTION!
2083
01:06:54,478 --> 01:06:55,512
[WHISPERING]: NOT YOU.
2084
01:06:55,545 --> 01:06:56,680
YOU, COME ON,
GET OUT OF THE WAY.
2085
01:06:56,713 --> 01:06:58,282
THEY'RE COMING.
2086
01:06:58,315 --> 01:06:59,783
OKAY, MORE SNOW!
2087
01:06:59,816 --> 01:07:01,418
MORE SNOW,
YES.
2088
01:07:02,686 --> 01:07:05,021
[WOLVES HOWL]
2089
01:07:07,191 --> 01:07:09,126
...AND WILL DEFEND
THE TEMPLE...
2090
01:07:09,159 --> 01:07:10,827
OW!
2091
01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:13,397
OH, I THINK I PULLED SOMETHING.
2092
01:07:13,430 --> 01:07:14,664
NO...
2093
01:07:14,698 --> 01:07:15,665
NO, NO, NO,
YOU DIDN'T PULL ANYTHING.
2094
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:16,733
NO, NO, NO.
2095
01:07:16,766 --> 01:07:17,834
ACTION, ACTION!
2096
01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:19,103
OW!
2097
01:07:21,805 --> 01:07:23,640
[WOLVES HOWL]
2098
01:07:27,244 --> 01:07:28,478
I LIKE THE IGLOO
WITH THE SNOWMAN.
2099
01:07:28,512 --> 01:07:31,381
OH, HOW WONDERFUL.
2100
01:07:34,151 --> 01:07:37,087
VERY NICE,
VERY NICE.
2101
01:07:37,121 --> 01:07:39,756
AND IT WILL
COME TO PASS...
2102
01:07:39,789 --> 01:07:42,359
THIS ONE IS A JEWISH THEME.
2103
01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:43,760
OH...
2104
01:07:43,793 --> 01:07:46,763
...MY SON, JUDAS,
WILL RETURN TO THIS PLACE
2105
01:07:46,796 --> 01:07:48,798
AND REDEDICATE IT
TO OUR GOD...
2106
01:07:48,832 --> 01:07:52,269
TRES BON, TRES BON, HUH?
2107
01:07:52,302 --> 01:07:53,537
GOOD, GOOD.
WHAT'S NEXT?
2108
01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:56,273
THE FRENCH GUY'S HOUSE
LOOKS GREAT.
2109
01:07:56,306 --> 01:07:57,374
YOU KNOW WHAT?
2110
01:07:57,407 --> 01:07:59,443
WE JUST NEED TO HAVE
MORE ACTION.
2111
01:07:59,476 --> 01:08:00,644
MORE LIGHTS,
MORE...
2112
01:08:00,677 --> 01:08:01,711
MORE STUFF.
2113
01:08:01,745 --> 01:08:02,812
M-MORE?
MORE.
2114
01:08:02,846 --> 01:08:04,214
JUST MORE.
2115
01:08:04,248 --> 01:08:05,582
MORE, EXACTLY.
MORE.
2116
01:08:05,615 --> 01:08:06,850
OH, HERE THEY COME.
2117
01:08:06,883 --> 01:08:10,287
OH, LOOK AT THIS.
LOTS OF ACTIVITY.
2118
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:11,321
VERY GOOD.
2119
01:08:11,355 --> 01:08:12,556
SANTA WITH ELVES.
2120
01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:14,224
[PEOPLE MURMURING]
2121
01:08:14,258 --> 01:08:16,126
OH, THAT'S
GORGEOUS, YEAH.
2122
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:17,394
VERY NICE, VERY NICE.
2123
01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:18,528
NO, NO.
WHERE ARE THEY GOING?
2124
01:08:18,562 --> 01:08:19,529
THEY CAN'T GO--
2125
01:08:19,563 --> 01:08:21,531
DON'T DROP
THE PRESENTS, SANTA!
2126
01:08:21,565 --> 01:08:22,766
WHERE DID THEY GO?
THEY CAN'T GO.
2127
01:08:22,799 --> 01:08:23,833
ARE THEY LEAVING?
2128
01:08:23,867 --> 01:08:24,868
I MEAN, ARE THEY JUST
GOING TO LOOK
2129
01:08:24,901 --> 01:08:25,869
AT ANOTHER HOUSE?
2130
01:08:25,902 --> 01:08:27,103
I DON'T KNOW.
2131
01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:31,541
LES BON-BON.
2132
01:08:31,575 --> 01:08:32,776
LES BON-BON, AH...
2133
01:08:32,809 --> 01:08:34,578
VITE, VITE, VITE, VITE.
2134
01:08:35,379 --> 01:08:37,614
BON-BON...
2135
01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:39,183
MERCI BEAUCOUP.
2136
01:08:39,216 --> 01:08:40,817
AH... AH...
2137
01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:44,254
[CHUCKLING GLEEFULLY]
2138
01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:48,225
...AND THOUGH THE FIGHT
WILL BE LONG AND HARD
2139
01:08:48,258 --> 01:08:51,395
OKAY, THEY GOT IT.
LET'S GO.
2140
01:08:51,428 --> 01:08:52,929
GOOD.
2141
01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:54,198
WHAT'S JACK DOING
OVER THERE?
2142
01:08:54,231 --> 01:08:55,199
I DON'T KNOW.
2143
01:08:55,232 --> 01:08:57,834
WHAT IS THAT?
2144
01:09:00,937 --> 01:09:02,239
MERCI BEAUCOUP.
2145
01:09:02,272 --> 01:09:03,507
FOR YOU, MONSIEUR?
2146
01:09:03,540 --> 01:09:04,641
A LOLLIPOP, HUH?
2147
01:09:04,674 --> 01:09:05,542
A LITTLE CANDY FOR YOU?
2148
01:09:05,575 --> 01:09:06,776
FOR YOU, MONSIEUR?
2149
01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:07,844
[MAN]: THANKS.
I LOVE LOLLIPOPS.
2150
01:09:07,877 --> 01:09:08,878
WHAT'S HE DOING?
2151
01:09:08,912 --> 01:09:09,913
HE'S GIVING OUT
CANDIES.
2152
01:09:09,946 --> 01:09:10,914
THAT'S AGAINST
THE RULES.
2153
01:09:10,947 --> 01:09:11,915
HE SHOULD BE
DISQUALIFIED.
2154
01:09:11,948 --> 01:09:13,250
HE CAN'T DO
CANDIES!
2155
01:09:13,283 --> 01:09:14,251
JACQUES...
2156
01:09:14,284 --> 01:09:15,219
FORGET HIM.
2157
01:09:15,252 --> 01:09:17,621
YES!
2158
01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:19,189
YES! YES!
2159
01:09:19,223 --> 01:09:20,490
YES, YES, YES!
2160
01:09:20,524 --> 01:09:21,558
NO PROBLEM.
2161
01:09:21,591 --> 01:09:22,826
NO PROBLEM.
2162
01:09:22,859 --> 01:09:23,760
LET'S GET SOME
MORE DECORATIONS.
2163
01:09:23,793 --> 01:09:26,230
THIS IS
MY HOUSE!
2164
01:09:26,263 --> 01:09:27,231
I OWN IT!
2165
01:09:27,264 --> 01:09:28,365
EVERYBODY OUT!
2166
01:09:28,398 --> 01:09:29,399
OKAY, OKAY--
2167
01:09:29,433 --> 01:09:32,436
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
2168
01:09:32,469 --> 01:09:34,471
TAKE THESE LIGHTS DOWN!
2169
01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:35,805
GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
2170
01:09:35,839 --> 01:09:36,940
CARL, PLEASE!
2171
01:09:36,973 --> 01:09:38,708
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
POP, POP, CALM DOWN.
2172
01:09:38,742 --> 01:09:41,345
DON'T YOU TELL ME
TO CALM DOWN!
2173
01:09:41,378 --> 01:09:42,446
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
2174
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:44,348
TO TELL ME
TO CALM DOWN?
2175
01:09:44,381 --> 01:09:45,715
NO, POP, DON'T!
2176
01:09:45,749 --> 01:09:47,284
I DON'T WANT TO CALM DOWN!
2177
01:09:47,317 --> 01:09:48,885
POP...
2178
01:09:48,918 --> 01:09:49,986
POP, NO, DON'T!
2179
01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:51,288
CARL,
PLEASE STOP!
2180
01:09:51,321 --> 01:09:52,522
YOU STOP!
2181
01:09:52,556 --> 01:09:55,992
ALL OF YOU, STOP THIS!
2182
01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:57,427
[DECORATIONS CRASHING]
2183
01:09:57,461 --> 01:09:58,528
IT'S OKAY.
2184
01:09:58,562 --> 01:09:59,563
IT'S OKAY.
2185
01:09:59,596 --> 01:10:00,697
IT'S OKAY.
2186
01:10:00,730 --> 01:10:03,333
IT'S OKAY, POP.
2187
01:10:03,367 --> 01:10:04,834
[SOBBING]
2188
01:10:04,868 --> 01:10:06,836
I DON'T HAVE...
2189
01:10:06,870 --> 01:10:09,339
A LOT OF THINGS THAT I REMEMBER
2190
01:10:09,373 --> 01:10:10,907
ANYMORE.
2191
01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:11,975
OH...
2192
01:10:12,008 --> 01:10:15,011
MOST OF THE TIME,
2193
01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:18,315
I THINK
I DON'T REMEMBER YOU, LOU,
2194
01:10:18,348 --> 01:10:23,420
BUT I REMEMBER
CHRISTMAS!
2195
01:10:23,453 --> 01:10:25,422
WHEN I WAS A BOY,
2196
01:10:25,455 --> 01:10:29,259
WHEN YOU WERE A BOY,
2197
01:10:29,293 --> 01:10:30,860
OUR TRADITIONS,
2198
01:10:30,894 --> 01:10:32,862
THE DECORATIONS,
AND THE...
2199
01:10:32,896 --> 01:10:34,598
THE...
2200
01:10:34,631 --> 01:10:37,334
YOU PLAYING
THE TRUMPET.
2201
01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:42,606
I REMEMBERED THAT!
2202
01:10:42,639 --> 01:10:43,607
I JUST WANT...
2203
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:48,745
ONE MORE CHRISTMAS TO REMEMBER
2204
01:10:48,778 --> 01:10:53,683
BEFORE I DON'T REMEMBER
ANYTHING ANYMORE.
2205
01:10:57,387 --> 01:10:59,356
GO BACK TO YOUR CONTEST, LOUIS.
2206
01:10:59,389 --> 01:11:00,490
THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.
2207
01:11:00,524 --> 01:11:01,558
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
2208
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:03,927
NO, MOM,
IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT.
2209
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:05,495
HE WON'T REMEMBER THIS
IN THE MORNING--
2210
01:11:05,529 --> 01:11:07,731
BUT I WILL.
2211
01:11:10,367 --> 01:11:11,335
THAT'S IT.
2212
01:11:11,368 --> 01:11:12,369
SHOW'S OVER.
2213
01:11:12,402 --> 01:11:13,470
WE'RE OUT.
2214
01:11:13,503 --> 01:11:14,538
WE'RE TAKING EVERYTHING DOWN.
2215
01:11:14,571 --> 01:11:15,572
WHAT?
2216
01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:16,640
WE'RE
TAKING IT DOWN.
2217
01:11:16,673 --> 01:11:17,707
WE HAVE CONTRACTS
2218
01:11:17,741 --> 01:11:19,376
WITH SANTA
AND THE ELVES.
2219
01:11:19,409 --> 01:11:20,644
WELL, WE CAN...
WE CAN...
2220
01:11:20,677 --> 01:11:22,512
PAY THEM
FOR THE DAY.
2221
01:11:22,546 --> 01:11:24,781
YOU CANNOT TAKE THIS DOWN.
2222
01:11:24,814 --> 01:11:25,882
CAN I KEEP
THE BOOTS?
2223
01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:27,384
THEY'RE
GROWING ON ME.
2224
01:11:27,417 --> 01:11:28,618
I'M SORRY, DIANNE,
2225
01:11:28,652 --> 01:11:31,020
BUT WE'RE TAKING IT
ALL DOWN.
2226
01:11:31,054 --> 01:11:32,456
THE LIGHTS, THE TOYS, THE TOOLS,
2227
01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:34,491
EVERYTHING, OKAY?
2228
01:11:34,524 --> 01:11:35,759
TAKE IT ALL DOWN.
2229
01:11:35,792 --> 01:11:36,860
NOW.
2230
01:11:36,893 --> 01:11:40,364
GET IT INTO THE GARAGE
AND OUT OF MY FATHER'S YARD!
2231
01:11:40,397 --> 01:11:41,931
MOM, TAKE HIM INSIDE, OKAY?
2232
01:11:41,965 --> 01:11:43,467
I'LL DEAL WITH THIS.
2233
01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:45,835
YOU DO
WHAT HE SAYS!
2234
01:11:45,869 --> 01:11:47,771
THAT'S MY SON!
2235
01:11:47,804 --> 01:11:49,072
MY SON LOUIS!
2236
01:11:49,105 --> 01:11:50,407
ALL RIGHT, JUST
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
2237
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:52,008
DON'T MOVE.
YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
2238
01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:53,042
THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA
2239
01:11:53,076 --> 01:11:54,411
FROM THE BEGINNING.
2240
01:11:54,444 --> 01:11:55,812
WELL, THEN I CAN
KEEP THE BOOTS?
2241
01:11:55,845 --> 01:11:56,813
HUH?
2242
01:11:56,846 --> 01:11:57,947
THE WORKSHOP?
2243
01:11:57,981 --> 01:11:59,583
NO, THE CONTEST.
2244
01:11:59,616 --> 01:12:00,817
PUTTING ME IN IT,
2245
01:12:00,850 --> 01:12:03,653
IT WAS TOO MUCH
FOR MY FATHER.
2246
01:12:03,687 --> 01:12:05,088
WELL, WE'LL SEND HIM
TO THE BAHAMAS.
2247
01:12:05,121 --> 01:12:06,956
PUT HIM IN A HOTEL.
2248
01:12:06,990 --> 01:12:08,725
HE DOESN'T KNOW
IF HE'S COMING OR GOING
2249
01:12:08,758 --> 01:12:10,594
MOST OF THE TIME.
2250
01:12:10,627 --> 01:12:12,829
DON'T LET HIM DO THIS TO US.
2251
01:12:12,862 --> 01:12:14,698
PLEASE, DO SOMETHING WITH HIM.
2252
01:12:14,731 --> 01:12:16,500
LIKE WHAT?
2253
01:12:16,533 --> 01:12:18,535
HAVE HIM REARRANGE
THE ENTIRE STORE
2254
01:12:18,568 --> 01:12:20,003
TWO DAYS BEFORE
THE WINNER IS ANNOUNCED?
2255
01:12:20,036 --> 01:12:21,037
I THOUGHT
THEY WERE TOO TIGHT,
2256
01:12:21,070 --> 01:12:22,539
BUT THEY'RE
JUST SNUG,
2257
01:12:22,572 --> 01:12:25,575
AND I THINK
THEY'LL STRETCH.
2258
01:12:25,609 --> 01:12:26,710
YOU CAN'T QUIT THE CONTEST.
2259
01:12:26,743 --> 01:12:28,077
YES, I CAN.
2260
01:12:28,111 --> 01:12:29,479
I MEAN,
2261
01:12:29,513 --> 01:12:31,114
I'M NOT GIVING YOU
PERMISSION TO QUIT!
2262
01:12:31,147 --> 01:12:32,416
I THINK IT'LL
LOOK SMART
2263
01:12:32,449 --> 01:12:33,683
WITH LEVIS
AND A FLANNEL SHIRT--
2264
01:12:33,717 --> 01:12:34,851
I DON'T NEED
YOUR PERMISSION.
2265
01:12:34,884 --> 01:12:36,986
YOU DO
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR JOB.
2266
01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:38,688
I DON'T WANT THE JOB.
2267
01:12:41,124 --> 01:12:42,726
IF YOU DO THIS...
2268
01:12:42,759 --> 01:12:43,827
IF YOU DO THIS...
2269
01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:47,397
IF YOU DO THIS,
WE'RE BREAKING UP.
2270
01:12:48,498 --> 01:12:49,733
OFFICIALLY?
2271
01:12:51,835 --> 01:12:54,938
YEAH, OFFICIALLY.
2272
01:12:59,909 --> 01:13:01,878
I'M SORRY, DIANNE.
2273
01:13:04,514 --> 01:13:05,915
[SIGHS]
2274
01:13:07,050 --> 01:13:10,086
SHORTEST OFFICIAL
RELATIONSHIP ON RECORD.
2275
01:13:10,119 --> 01:13:11,187
YOU SHOULD
CALL GUINNESS,
2276
01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:12,656
BECAUSE THEY CAN
HELP WITH THAT.
2277
01:13:12,689 --> 01:13:14,491
[ROARS]
2278
01:13:14,524 --> 01:13:16,726
[CHUCKLING]
2279
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:17,794
WHAT?
2280
01:13:17,827 --> 01:13:18,995
SO ABOUT
THESE BOOTS--
2281
01:13:19,028 --> 01:13:20,430
GO HOME!
2282
01:13:21,531 --> 01:13:22,499
WHAT ABOUT--
2283
01:13:22,532 --> 01:13:23,500
[GROWLS]
2284
01:13:23,533 --> 01:13:24,668
HO, HO, HO.
2285
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:32,742
[WHISPERING]: OKAY.
2286
01:13:44,488 --> 01:13:46,856
SHH, SHH, SHH!
2287
01:13:48,825 --> 01:13:49,926
LET'S GO.
2288
01:13:49,959 --> 01:13:52,228
ALL RIGHT?
2289
01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:53,830
SHH, SHH, SHH!
2290
01:14:09,713 --> 01:14:10,680
[WHISPERING]:
DO YOU NEED SOME HELP?
2291
01:14:10,714 --> 01:14:12,616
NO, I'M FINE.
2292
01:14:13,817 --> 01:14:15,519
YOU PUT THEM-- UGH.
2293
01:14:19,756 --> 01:14:23,593
[PANTING]
2294
01:14:29,866 --> 01:14:30,834
[THUD, SMASH]
2295
01:14:30,867 --> 01:14:31,935
[GROANS QUIETLY]
2296
01:14:42,145 --> 01:14:46,015
WE'RE GOING TO FIRE UP
ALL OF THESE.
2297
01:14:46,049 --> 01:14:50,253
AND THE THING TO REMEMBER
ABOUT THE PIECES
2298
01:14:50,286 --> 01:14:53,790
IS THAT THEY MUSTN'T BE
TOO CLOSE TOGETHER.
2299
01:14:53,823 --> 01:14:55,792
RIGHT,
NOT TOO CLOSE.
2300
01:14:55,825 --> 01:14:58,094
AND THEY CAN'T BE
TOO FAR APART EITHER.
2301
01:14:58,127 --> 01:14:59,896
OKAY, POP,
NOT TOO FAR.
2302
01:15:02,265 --> 01:15:04,734
THERE'S A DRAWING
2303
01:15:04,768 --> 01:15:06,870
IN A LITTLE BOX.
2304
01:15:06,903 --> 01:15:07,904
RIGHT.
2305
01:15:07,937 --> 01:15:10,139
MY GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDFATHER,
2306
01:15:10,173 --> 01:15:11,575
EDWARD BOYD,
2307
01:15:11,608 --> 01:15:12,742
DREW IT HIMSELF.
2308
01:15:12,776 --> 01:15:15,311
IT'S HOW IT'S ALL
TO BE LAID OUT,
2309
01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:18,582
HOW IT HAS TO LOOK.
2310
01:15:18,615 --> 01:15:20,617
HERE IT IS, POP.
2311
01:15:23,653 --> 01:15:25,021
YES.
2312
01:15:25,054 --> 01:15:26,155
YES...
OKAY...
2313
01:15:26,189 --> 01:15:28,892
OH, WE MUSTN'T
FORGET THE SONG.
2314
01:15:28,925 --> 01:15:30,660
NO, I WON'T
FORGET, POP.
2315
01:15:30,694 --> 01:15:33,630
IN THE OLD DAYS,
WE ALL SANG IT TOGETHER.
2316
01:15:33,663 --> 01:15:34,631
YEAH, WE WERE
2317
01:15:34,664 --> 01:15:36,900
THE BOYD FAMILY
CHORUS, HUH?
2318
01:15:41,070 --> 01:15:43,539
MUSIC! MUSIC...
2319
01:15:45,642 --> 01:15:47,176
GET THAT CASE.
2320
01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:48,845
GET THAT CASE.
2321
01:15:51,948 --> 01:15:53,717
NOW WE'RE TALKING.
2322
01:15:55,084 --> 01:15:56,620
YES.
2323
01:15:56,653 --> 01:15:58,888
IN THE OLD DAYS,
I PLAYED THE TRUMPET,
2324
01:15:58,922 --> 01:16:01,991
AND PEOPLE CAME
FROM ALL OVER TOWN
2325
01:16:02,025 --> 01:16:06,029
TO JOIN IN.
2326
01:16:06,062 --> 01:16:07,130
THAT WAS REALLY
CHRISTMAS,
2327
01:16:07,163 --> 01:16:09,065
WASN'T IT, POP?
2328
01:16:10,199 --> 01:16:11,267
OH...
2329
01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:16,606
I DON'T REMEMBER HOW TO PLAY.
2330
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:17,707
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
2331
01:16:17,741 --> 01:16:20,076
WE NEED MUSIC.
2332
01:16:20,109 --> 01:16:21,344
FOR THE SONG.
2333
01:16:21,377 --> 01:16:24,848
CAN YOU PLAY?
2334
01:16:24,881 --> 01:16:27,216
NAH, I DON'T
REMEMBER.
2335
01:16:27,250 --> 01:16:29,953
SURE YOU DO.
2336
01:16:29,986 --> 01:16:32,321
HEY, WHAT...
2337
01:16:32,355 --> 01:16:33,990
WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO THAT NICE GIRL
2338
01:16:34,023 --> 01:16:36,826
YOU HAD HERE?
2339
01:16:36,860 --> 01:16:40,697
THAT WAS
A NICE GIRL.
2340
01:16:40,730 --> 01:16:42,999
DID YOU STAY
ON YOUR TOES?
2341
01:16:43,032 --> 01:16:45,001
DID I TELL YOU
STAY ON YOUR TOES?
2342
01:16:45,034 --> 01:16:46,803
YEAH, YOU DID, DAD,
2343
01:16:46,836 --> 01:16:48,271
BUT, UH...
2344
01:16:48,304 --> 01:16:52,141
THAT TRAIN LEFT THE STATION
WITHOUT ME.
2345
01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:56,145
YOU'RE A GOOD BOY.
2346
01:16:56,179 --> 01:16:59,182
I WISH I HAD A SON LIKE YOU.
2347
01:16:59,215 --> 01:17:02,018
THANKS, POP.
2348
01:17:02,051 --> 01:17:04,187
[LAUGHS]
2349
01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:07,356
I GOT YOU GOOD THERE,
DIDN'T I, SONNY?
2350
01:17:07,390 --> 01:17:08,424
[BOTH LAUGHING]
2351
01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:11,227
YEAH, YOU GOT ME, POP.
2352
01:17:14,898 --> 01:17:18,201
GOOD EVENING, SHOPPERS!
2353
01:17:18,234 --> 01:17:19,869
AND WELCOME TO THE FINAL MOMENTS
2354
01:17:19,903 --> 01:17:24,207
OF THE GREAT AMERICAN STORE
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS CONTEST.
2355
01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:26,776
NOW, I JUST GOT TO
ASK YOU THIS...
2356
01:17:26,810 --> 01:17:28,344
ARE YOU ALL READY FOR CHRISTMAS?
2357
01:17:28,377 --> 01:17:29,679
[CHEERING]
2358
01:17:29,713 --> 01:17:32,015
[CHUCKLING]
2359
01:17:32,048 --> 01:17:33,950
EARLIER TODAY,
2360
01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:36,152
THE JUDGES HAVE DONE
SOME PRELIMINARY REVIEWS
2361
01:17:36,185 --> 01:17:37,220
AND HAVE DETERMINED
2362
01:17:37,253 --> 01:17:38,888
THAT THE FINAL
THREE CONTESTANTS
2363
01:17:38,922 --> 01:17:40,223
FROM FITZBERG
2364
01:17:40,256 --> 01:17:41,424
HAVE DROPPED OUT.
2365
01:17:41,457 --> 01:17:43,860
NOW, I KNOW THAT'S SAD,
2366
01:17:43,893 --> 01:17:45,895
BUT IT GUARANTEES
THAT THE WINNER WILL COME
2367
01:17:45,929 --> 01:17:47,330
FROM THE TOWNSHIP
OF PINENUT,
2368
01:17:47,363 --> 01:17:50,900
RIGHT HERE
ON CHESTNUT STREET,
2369
01:17:50,934 --> 01:17:52,802
WHICH, AS WE ALL KNOW,
2370
01:17:52,836 --> 01:17:54,738
IS VISIBLE FROM SPACE!
2371
01:17:54,771 --> 01:17:55,739
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
2372
01:17:55,772 --> 01:17:57,140
NOW, LOOKIT, FOLKS,
2373
01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:58,708
YOU'VE ALL READ THE PAPERS,
2374
01:17:58,742 --> 01:18:00,877
YOU KNOW ALL THE PLAYERS.
2375
01:18:00,910 --> 01:18:02,812
LET'S COUNT THIS THING DOWN,
2376
01:18:02,846 --> 01:18:04,047
AND FLICK
THE SWITCH,
2377
01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:05,949
AND GET THIS SHOW
ON THE ROAD.
2378
01:18:05,982 --> 01:18:07,283
ARE YOU READY?
2379
01:18:07,316 --> 01:18:08,718
ARE YOU READY?
2380
01:18:08,752 --> 01:18:09,919
ALL RIGHT.
2381
01:18:09,953 --> 01:18:13,056
IN TEN, NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN,
2382
01:18:13,089 --> 01:18:15,324
SIX, FIVE, FOUR,
2383
01:18:15,358 --> 01:18:16,826
THREE...
TROIS!
2384
01:18:16,860 --> 01:18:17,994
TWO...
DEUX!
2385
01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:18,795
ONE!
2386
01:18:18,828 --> 01:18:19,863
UN!
2387
01:18:19,896 --> 01:18:21,364
LET THERE BE LIGHT!
2388
01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:24,100
OH, HO, HO,
LOOK AT THAT!
2389
01:18:24,133 --> 01:18:25,969
MY NAME
IS MATTATHIAS,
2390
01:18:26,002 --> 01:18:29,138
AND I WILL DEFEND OUR FAITH
IN OUR TEMPLE...
2391
01:18:29,172 --> 01:18:30,807
BRAVO!
2392
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:32,108
C'EST MAGNIFIQUE!
2393
01:18:35,244 --> 01:18:36,946
OH...
2394
01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:40,850
WHOA-HO,
LOOK AT THAT.
2395
01:18:51,094 --> 01:18:52,361
WOW, YOU'VE REALLY
OUTDONE YOURSELVES.
2396
01:18:52,395 --> 01:18:54,130
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
2397
01:18:55,031 --> 01:18:56,365
[CROWD GASPS]
2398
01:18:56,399 --> 01:18:58,267
WHOA!
2399
01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:01,871
[ELECTRICITY FIZZLES]
2400
01:19:01,905 --> 01:19:02,939
WHAT?
2401
01:19:06,876 --> 01:19:08,044
[CRACKLING]
2402
01:19:08,077 --> 01:19:09,312
QU'EST-CE QUE SE PASSE?
2403
01:19:09,345 --> 01:19:10,847
[AIR HISSING]
2404
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,916
[CROWD SHOUTING IN PANIC]
2405
01:19:12,949 --> 01:19:14,250
[SPARKING AND FIZZING]
2406
01:19:14,283 --> 01:19:16,152
WHAT
HAPPENED?
2407
01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:19,288
OVER HERE.
2408
01:19:21,124 --> 01:19:22,792
OH!
2409
01:19:22,826 --> 01:19:23,860
MON HOMME DE NEIGE!
2410
01:19:23,893 --> 01:19:25,261
[CROWD MURMURING IN SURPRISE]
2411
01:19:25,294 --> 01:19:27,997
HOLY MOLY...
2412
01:19:28,031 --> 01:19:29,365
OH, UM, UH...
2413
01:19:29,398 --> 01:19:31,534
WELL, UH...
2414
01:19:33,369 --> 01:19:35,538
A POWER SURGE.
2415
01:19:35,571 --> 01:19:38,307
THEY OVERLOADED
THE CITY'S POWER SUPPLY.
2416
01:19:38,341 --> 01:19:39,508
[LAUGHS]
2417
01:19:39,542 --> 01:19:40,576
TALK ABOUT LUCKY.
2418
01:19:40,609 --> 01:19:41,811
HOW LUCKY
CAN WE GET?
2419
01:19:41,845 --> 01:19:42,812
[GIGGLING]
2420
01:19:42,846 --> 01:19:44,047
WHAT?
2421
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:45,548
THE ENTIRE STREET
IS DARK.
2422
01:19:45,581 --> 01:19:46,883
YEAH, BUT DON'T YOU SEE?
THAT'S IT!
2423
01:19:46,916 --> 01:19:48,451
NO WINNER.
2424
01:19:48,484 --> 01:19:50,119
TALK ABOUT A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
2425
01:19:50,153 --> 01:19:51,955
[CHUCKLES]
2426
01:19:51,988 --> 01:19:53,289
[WHISPERING]:
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,
2427
01:19:53,322 --> 01:19:54,390
THERE'LL BE NO WINNER.
2428
01:19:55,591 --> 01:19:59,028
[CLEARS THROAT]
2429
01:19:59,062 --> 01:20:00,296
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
2430
01:20:00,329 --> 01:20:01,998
NOW, THE JUDGES,
2431
01:20:02,031 --> 01:20:04,233
AFTER CONSIDERABLE REVIEW,
2432
01:20:04,267 --> 01:20:06,302
HAVE DETERMINED
THAT THERE, UH...
2433
01:20:06,335 --> 01:20:07,536
[CLEARS THROAT]
2434
01:20:07,570 --> 01:20:09,873
ARE NO HOUSES
LEFT TO JUDGE.
2435
01:20:09,906 --> 01:20:10,974
SO GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.
2436
01:20:11,007 --> 01:20:12,075
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO HEAR FIRST?
2437
01:20:12,108 --> 01:20:14,043
BAD NEWS!
2438
01:20:14,077 --> 01:20:15,144
OKAY, WELL,
2439
01:20:15,178 --> 01:20:16,379
THE BAD NEWS IS...
2440
01:20:16,412 --> 01:20:17,513
[CLEARS THROAT]
2441
01:20:17,546 --> 01:20:18,514
THERE'S NOT
GOING TO BE A WINNER.
2442
01:20:18,547 --> 01:20:19,515
WHAT DID HE SAY?
2443
01:20:19,548 --> 01:20:21,084
[CROWD MURMURING]
2444
01:20:21,117 --> 01:20:23,486
NOW, NOW,
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS...
2445
01:20:23,519 --> 01:20:25,188
WE'RE HAVING
AN EASTER EGG CONTEST!
2446
01:20:25,221 --> 01:20:26,522
RIGHT,
2447
01:20:26,555 --> 01:20:28,224
WHAT ARE THE JEWS
SUPPOSED TO DO?
2448
01:20:28,257 --> 01:20:31,127
SO, UH, AS YOU CAN SEE,
THERE ARE NO MORE LIGHTS.
2449
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:32,962
SO IF YOU WANT TO WRAP IT UP,
WE'LL--
2450
01:20:32,996 --> 01:20:34,197
NOT TRUE.
2451
01:20:34,230 --> 01:20:35,364
WHAT?
2452
01:20:35,398 --> 01:20:38,367
THERE IS ONE MORE HOUSE
WITH A LIGHT.
2453
01:20:38,401 --> 01:20:39,602
WHAT...
2454
01:20:39,635 --> 01:20:41,370
WHOSE?
2455
01:20:41,404 --> 01:20:42,371
LOU BOYD.
2456
01:20:42,405 --> 01:20:43,406
BUT--
2457
01:20:46,375 --> 01:20:47,410
BUT HE QUIT.
2458
01:20:47,443 --> 01:20:49,112
Y-YOU TOLD ME
HE QUIT.
2459
01:20:49,145 --> 01:20:50,279
HE'S A LOSER.
HE QUIT!
2460
01:20:50,313 --> 01:20:51,614
HE DID,
2461
01:20:51,647 --> 01:20:55,184
BUT I NEVER WITHDREW HIS NAME
FROM THE CONTEST,
2462
01:20:55,218 --> 01:20:59,222
AND AS YOU CAN SEE,
THERE IS LIGHT AT HIS HOUSE.
2463
01:21:00,957 --> 01:21:02,491
[WHISPERING]: I TOLD YOU
NOT TO GET INVOLVED WITH HIM.
2464
01:21:02,525 --> 01:21:05,628
YOU KNOW,
YOU CAN'T HELP IT SOMETIMES.
2465
01:21:05,661 --> 01:21:07,396
YOU CAN'T HELP IT,
2466
01:21:07,430 --> 01:21:10,099
AND YOU JUST CAN'T STOP IT.
2467
01:21:10,133 --> 01:21:11,367
IT JUST HAPPENS.
2468
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:12,468
LOVE IS BIGGER THAN RETAIL,
DADDY.
2469
01:21:12,501 --> 01:21:15,905
DON'T YOU
KNOW THAT?
2470
01:21:15,939 --> 01:21:17,440
[TRUMPET PLAYING
"SILENT NIGHT"]
2471
01:21:33,689 --> 01:21:35,191
HERE YOU ARE.
2472
01:21:47,503 --> 01:21:51,007
[CROWD MURMURING]
2473
01:21:52,708 --> 01:21:55,011
PASS THESE
AROUND.
2474
01:21:55,044 --> 01:21:56,145
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
2475
01:21:56,179 --> 01:21:59,515
OH, YEAH...
2476
01:22:04,220 --> 01:22:06,122
[PEOPLE BEGIN TO HUM ALONG]
2477
01:22:15,698 --> 01:22:18,001
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
2478
01:22:18,034 --> 01:22:20,536
YEAH.
NOT BAD.
2479
01:22:20,569 --> 01:22:26,042
* SILENT NIGHT
2480
01:22:26,075 --> 01:22:30,679
* HOLY NIGHT
2481
01:22:30,713 --> 01:22:35,384
* ALL IS CALM
2482
01:22:35,418 --> 01:22:40,623
* ALL IS BRIGHT
2483
01:22:40,656 --> 01:22:45,228
* ROUND YON VIRGIN
2484
01:22:45,261 --> 01:22:51,034
* MOTHER AND CHILD
2485
01:22:51,067 --> 01:22:55,338
* HOLY INFANT
2486
01:22:55,371 --> 01:23:01,077
* SO TENDER AND MILD
2487
01:23:01,110 --> 01:23:11,120
* SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE
2488
01:23:11,154 --> 01:23:19,562
* SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE
2489
01:23:19,595 --> 01:23:21,230
THIS IS CHRISTMAS.
2490
01:23:21,264 --> 01:23:23,166
NOW IT'S CHRISTMAS.
2491
01:23:23,199 --> 01:23:24,633
OF COURSE
IT IS, DEAR.
2492
01:23:24,667 --> 01:23:27,403
YOU PLAY THAT THING
PRETTY DARN GOOD.
2493
01:23:27,436 --> 01:23:29,338
THANKS, POP.
2494
01:23:29,372 --> 01:23:31,607
YOU WERE RIGHT. I REMEMBERED.
2495
01:23:32,741 --> 01:23:34,743
[SNIFFLING]
2496
01:23:39,715 --> 01:23:41,284
YOU WON.
2497
01:23:41,317 --> 01:23:45,388
YOU NEVER TOOK ME
OUT OF THE CONTEST?
2498
01:23:45,421 --> 01:23:46,389
NO.
2499
01:23:46,422 --> 01:23:47,390
I...
2500
01:23:47,423 --> 01:23:49,292
I DIDN'T FIRE YOU, EITHER.
2501
01:23:49,325 --> 01:23:50,693
DID WE BREAK UP?
2502
01:23:52,395 --> 01:23:53,396
OFFICIALLY?
2503
01:23:53,429 --> 01:23:55,298
OF COURSE.
2504
01:23:55,331 --> 01:23:57,400
I DON'T KNOW.
2505
01:23:57,433 --> 01:24:00,536
I DON'T KNOW THE RULES.
2506
01:24:00,569 --> 01:24:01,704
I HOPE NOT.
2507
01:24:03,572 --> 01:24:05,108
ME TOO.
2508
01:24:15,651 --> 01:24:17,086
DON'T STOP FOR US.
2509
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:18,621
WE JUST WANTED TO WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
2510
01:24:20,189 --> 01:24:21,557
[CHUCKLING]
2511
01:24:21,590 --> 01:24:22,758
WE'RE HAVING
PANCAKES
2512
01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:24,293
IN THE MORNING,
2513
01:24:24,327 --> 01:24:26,862
AND IT WOULD BE VERY NICE
IF YOU WOULD JOIN US.
2514
01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:28,297
YEAH.
2515
01:24:28,331 --> 01:24:29,565
THANK YOU.
2516
01:24:29,598 --> 01:24:32,368
THAT'D BE GREAT.
2517
01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:34,237
HOT DOG
AND A SODA, BOY.
2518
01:24:34,270 --> 01:24:35,804
THERE'S NOT MANY STATIONS
2519
01:24:35,838 --> 01:24:37,740
THAT PASS
THROUGH THE TRAIN TWICE.
2520
01:24:37,773 --> 01:24:39,408
[LAUGHS]
2521
01:24:39,442 --> 01:24:43,246
TRY NOT TO MISS IT THIS TIME.
2522
01:24:43,279 --> 01:24:44,347
I WON'T, POP.
2523
01:24:44,380 --> 01:24:46,715
NOT THIS TIME.
2524
01:24:48,551 --> 01:24:49,518
[GROANS]
2525
01:24:49,552 --> 01:24:51,687
OKAY, BOYD...
2526
01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:53,256
YOU WIN.
2527
01:24:53,289 --> 01:24:55,524
FOUR HOURS OF FREE SHOPPING.
2528
01:24:55,558 --> 01:24:59,628
I'M DONATING IT TO CHARITY.
2529
01:25:01,397 --> 01:25:02,498
[CHUCKLES]
2530
01:25:02,531 --> 01:25:04,200
DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE.
2531
01:25:05,601 --> 01:25:06,569
EXCUSE ME.
2532
01:25:06,602 --> 01:25:07,570
GOT TO MAKE
AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
2533
01:25:07,603 --> 01:25:10,206
UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
2534
01:25:10,239 --> 01:25:11,574
I'D LIKE TO MAKE
AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
2535
01:25:11,607 --> 01:25:15,378
I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE
ALL OF THE CONTESTANTS
2536
01:25:15,411 --> 01:25:16,612
AND THEIR FAMILIES
2537
01:25:16,645 --> 01:25:20,449
TO JOIN ME AND MY STAFF
ABOARD THE Q.E. 2
2538
01:25:20,483 --> 01:25:24,220
FOR AN EVENING OF DINING,
DANCING, MUSIC,
2539
01:25:24,253 --> 01:25:25,454
AND FUN!
2540
01:25:25,488 --> 01:25:26,355
[GASPING]
2541
01:25:26,389 --> 01:25:27,523
WOW...
2542
01:25:27,556 --> 01:25:29,892
BECAUSE
AT THE GREAT AMERICAN STORE...
2543
01:25:29,925 --> 01:25:31,860
WE'RE ALL WINNERS.
2544
01:25:31,894 --> 01:25:33,396
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!
2545
01:25:33,429 --> 01:25:34,363
WHOO-HOO!
2546
01:25:34,397 --> 01:25:36,399
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
2547
01:25:36,432 --> 01:25:37,533
[LAUGHING]
2548
01:25:39,335 --> 01:25:41,504
NOW, UH, BOYD...
2549
01:25:41,537 --> 01:25:43,372
LOU...
2550
01:25:43,406 --> 01:25:46,175
YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN US
IF YOU WISH
2551
01:25:46,209 --> 01:25:48,344
AS, UH, PART OF THE FAMILY.
2552
01:25:48,377 --> 01:25:51,614
I'D LIKE THAT,
MR. CROUCH.
2553
01:25:54,283 --> 01:25:55,651
I LOVE YOU, DADDY.
2554
01:25:55,684 --> 01:25:56,819
I LOVE YOU, TOO,
HONEY.
2555
01:25:56,852 --> 01:25:58,521
OKAY, LET'S GO.
2556
01:25:58,554 --> 01:25:59,822
COME ON OVER.
2557
01:26:03,359 --> 01:26:04,393
YOU GUYS
ARE GREAT.
2558
01:26:04,427 --> 01:26:05,494
GREAT NEIGHBORS.
2559
01:26:06,929 --> 01:26:08,297
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
2560
01:26:08,331 --> 01:26:10,766
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
2561
01:26:10,799 --> 01:26:11,767
IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
2562
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:14,203
YEAH, IT DOES.
154654
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