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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,792 On that heady morning, 2 00:00:35,959 --> 00:00:38,626 where from my privileged position 3 00:00:38,792 --> 00:00:43,084 I could hear the birdsong preceding the sounds of the city, 4 00:00:43,417 --> 00:00:47,084 I reflected upon the fortune, the audacity 5 00:00:47,251 --> 00:00:52,417 and, dare I say it, the ingenuity that had led to my being there, 6 00:00:52,626 --> 00:00:55,876 a place where my imagination, albeit colourful, 7 00:00:56,167 --> 00:00:59,001 could never have brought me alone. 8 00:01:05,001 --> 00:01:06,917 Six weeks earlier I had been 9 00:01:07,084 --> 00:01:08,584 a strictly one-woman man 10 00:01:08,751 --> 00:01:11,834 contentedly enamoured of family and homeland, 11 00:01:12,209 --> 00:01:14,917 a man whose gaze was never averted 12 00:01:15,084 --> 00:01:17,001 by female passers-by... 13 00:02:12,167 --> 00:02:13,209 Sixth floor. 14 00:02:13,542 --> 00:02:14,959 Me too. 15 00:02:41,001 --> 00:02:44,334 - The lights are on a time switch. - You think so? 16 00:02:46,084 --> 00:02:49,459 Sorry. Excuse me. Please forgive me. 17 00:03:02,959 --> 00:03:05,417 Pick me up. I'll leave my car here. 18 00:03:06,709 --> 00:03:08,209 That's right. 19 00:03:08,626 --> 00:03:11,209 Me too, yes. 20 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:14,001 Do you love me? 21 00:03:14,584 --> 00:03:16,042 Undeniably. 22 00:03:17,334 --> 00:03:19,126 Yes. indisputably. 23 00:03:19,417 --> 00:03:22,584 Marthe, I don't have time for this... 24 00:03:25,626 --> 00:03:26,792 Pintard! 25 00:03:27,001 --> 00:03:31,167 That's twice this week you've stuck Le Priouret in the minister's file. 26 00:03:31,376 --> 00:03:32,667 Are you ill? 27 00:03:32,876 --> 00:03:35,876 The minister specifically asked for another copy. 28 00:03:36,001 --> 00:03:38,834 Really? I'm sorry. Don't worry, love. 29 00:03:39,792 --> 00:03:41,667 Are you afraid of me? 30 00:03:43,001 --> 00:03:44,126 Bastard! 31 00:03:48,292 --> 00:03:51,417 Information Office Manager 32 00:04:48,001 --> 00:04:49,626 How about dinner? 33 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:51,834 What? 34 00:04:56,084 --> 00:04:58,959 Tonight at the Recamier, Rue Recamier. 35 00:05:00,626 --> 00:05:02,834 I recognise your voice you know. 36 00:05:05,709 --> 00:05:07,001 At nine o'clock? 37 00:05:08,292 --> 00:05:09,584 Why? 38 00:05:11,459 --> 00:05:12,501 Because. 39 00:05:13,626 --> 00:05:15,376 I can't at nine. 40 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:18,751 Ten past nine. 41 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:44,042 Why are you speaking English? 42 00:05:44,334 --> 00:05:46,792 Aren't you... 43 00:05:47,876 --> 00:05:50,876 I'd understood you were British. 44 00:05:51,001 --> 00:05:52,084 Not at all. 45 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:56,084 I'll check. I'd be surprised though because... 46 00:05:57,542 --> 00:06:00,126 Wait... what time is it? 47 00:06:00,792 --> 00:06:01,834 What am I doing? 48 00:06:35,334 --> 00:06:38,209 Why do you do that at passing cars? 49 00:06:38,376 --> 00:06:40,501 So I can see them. 50 00:06:42,876 --> 00:06:45,459 Why are you staring? How do I look? 51 00:06:47,334 --> 00:06:48,751 Very elegant. 52 00:06:49,084 --> 00:06:52,209 What? I'm off to work in Rue Saint-Jacques. 53 00:06:53,209 --> 00:06:55,001 These are hurting. 54 00:06:55,167 --> 00:06:57,834 - Here, I haven't got a bag. - Careful! 55 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:02,209 Off to school with the teachers at 41 years old. 56 00:07:02,376 --> 00:07:05,084 - When are the exams? - Silly! 57 00:07:05,251 --> 00:07:07,126 In 23 days' time. 22. 58 00:07:07,292 --> 00:07:09,834 Wearing your little shoes? 59 00:07:24,626 --> 00:07:26,376 I meant to tell you. 60 00:07:26,584 --> 00:07:31,001 Tonight, I think I'll give your bearded classmates a miss. 61 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:33,126 Where's the cinema programme? 62 00:07:33,542 --> 00:07:35,792 I thought I'd catch a movie. 63 00:07:35,959 --> 00:07:38,084 It's all been organised. 64 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:41,001 You're going to the 8-o'clock show with the girls. 65 00:07:41,167 --> 00:07:45,084 They're a bit fed up so I promised them. Is that OK? 66 00:07:45,792 --> 00:07:47,001 Fantastic! 67 00:07:56,834 --> 00:07:59,167 Mind my earrings! 68 00:08:10,251 --> 00:08:12,334 Good serve! Thirty all. 69 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:21,584 - Out! - Out! Thirty-forty. 70 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,542 - Out? - Just 71 00:08:23,709 --> 00:08:26,209 Get on your bike and see for yourself. 72 00:08:26,376 --> 00:08:28,084 You're putting me off! 73 00:08:28,251 --> 00:08:30,001 Sorry, darling! 74 00:08:30,792 --> 00:08:32,001 Ready? 75 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:39,001 Go on! 76 00:08:39,709 --> 00:08:42,001 PARDON MON AFFAIRE 77 00:08:45,667 --> 00:08:49,292 I was wrong-footed. They talk too much. 78 00:08:50,292 --> 00:08:52,459 Very funny. It's distracting! 79 00:08:52,667 --> 00:08:54,209 I keep my mouth shut. 80 00:08:55,751 --> 00:08:57,459 How's it going otherwise? 81 00:08:58,001 --> 00:08:59,251 How about you? 82 00:09:00,042 --> 00:09:01,709 Awful. Don't ask. 83 00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:02,917 Hey' guys... 84 00:09:04,709 --> 00:09:07,001 Can we have our ball back, miss? 85 00:09:07,209 --> 00:09:08,459 Thanks a lot. 86 00:09:11,292 --> 00:09:12,959 She missed! 87 00:09:13,292 --> 00:09:15,167 Check out the legs! 88 00:09:17,001 --> 00:09:18,334 There you go! 89 00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:22,417 Like the short and curlies, guys? 90 00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:25,709 Cut it out, it's embarrassing. I don't like it. 91 00:09:25,917 --> 00:09:29,584 Haven't I seen you around? 92 00:09:29,834 --> 00:09:33,459 If they attack, aim for their feet. Don't lob. 93 00:09:33,709 --> 00:09:36,917 - Why not? - You leave them short. 94 00:09:37,084 --> 00:09:40,167 - Are those Peugeot rackets? - They're Montana! 95 00:09:40,376 --> 00:09:42,209 They're so irritating. 96 00:09:42,584 --> 00:09:45,542 I think I must have pulled a muscle. 97 00:09:45,709 --> 00:09:46,959 Come on, Simon! 98 00:09:50,126 --> 00:09:52,126 And mind the foot faults. 99 00:09:52,751 --> 00:09:54,876 Are you losing your socks? 100 00:09:55,292 --> 00:09:56,126 Foot faults! 101 00:10:00,501 --> 00:10:01,584 An ace! 102 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:04,209 Fifteen-love. Go, Mr Bouly! 103 00:10:04,376 --> 00:10:06,209 Well played. 104 00:10:06,876 --> 00:10:07,917 Ready! 105 00:10:14,001 --> 00:10:15,626 What a passing shot! 106 00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:18,251 Well played, Mr Bouly! 107 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,334 It's so easy. He doesn't even need me. 108 00:10:21,542 --> 00:10:23,542 Got a cigarette, Simon? 109 00:10:24,001 --> 00:10:26,459 - Ready? - Thirty-love. Keep 'em peeled! 110 00:10:31,126 --> 00:10:33,084 Quick, quick! 111 00:10:35,376 --> 00:10:37,167 Excuse him, miss. 112 00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:41,167 They have no manners. 113 00:10:41,334 --> 00:10:43,917 You're a good player. Are you ranked? 114 00:10:44,209 --> 00:10:45,834 What was that? 115 00:10:46,001 --> 00:10:47,251 A topspin lob. 116 00:10:47,459 --> 00:10:50,751 You're useless at topspin. I asked you not to lob! 117 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,584 What do you expect? My shoulder hurts. 118 00:10:53,792 --> 00:10:56,084 I love playing mixed doubles. 119 00:10:56,334 --> 00:10:57,751 We'll lose. 120 00:10:57,959 --> 00:11:00,001 - How many? - Forty-love, match point. 121 00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:05,709 Leave it! Go on! 122 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,459 - Sorry. - You're just a bit off form. 123 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:13,209 Wait till Sunday. 124 00:11:14,001 --> 00:11:16,209 I didn't know she had a sister. 125 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,667 She turned up at the factory yesterday 126 00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:21,917 and said, "Meet Carmen." You should have seen her! 127 00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:24,751 Are they really Spanish? 128 00:11:25,376 --> 00:11:29,126 I don't know, I didn't ask for their passports. 129 00:11:30,376 --> 00:11:33,459 I doubt it. The big one's called Esther. 130 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:37,001 - Esther doesn't sound very... - Iberian! 131 00:11:37,126 --> 00:11:40,501 - Is she good? - I'd give the big one 6 out of 10. 132 00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:42,459 Ask me about the other tomorrow. 133 00:11:42,709 --> 00:11:45,001 I'm taking her out tonight. Simon! 134 00:11:46,459 --> 00:11:50,001 Simon! I bet he's forgotten his towel. 135 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:53,001 Come on, the shower's yours! 136 00:11:55,334 --> 00:11:56,376 Simon! 137 00:11:57,209 --> 00:11:59,209 I can't, I don't have a towel. 138 00:11:59,376 --> 00:12:01,917 Always the same, guys! 139 00:12:06,751 --> 00:12:08,751 Mr Boulifet? Telephone! 140 00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:10,001 Wait. 141 00:12:11,626 --> 00:12:13,709 Bouly, you're wanted on the phone. 142 00:12:13,876 --> 00:12:16,876 Can't you take the call for me? Sorry but... 143 00:12:17,001 --> 00:12:19,792 If it's SEITA, say I'll call back. 144 00:12:20,001 --> 00:12:22,001 Problems with corn paper. 145 00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:24,917 - Serious? - An orchestra conductor died. 146 00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:28,042 - He smoked corn. - That's not how he died, idiot! 147 00:12:28,292 --> 00:12:29,834 The family attacks but... 148 00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:31,959 What about Marie-Ange? 149 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:35,042 Hasn't she ever picked up on any of this? 150 00:12:35,209 --> 00:12:39,167 Carmen... That girl from the chemist's... 151 00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:41,417 - Snow White. - No, the chemist. 152 00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:42,709 Jocelyne. 153 00:12:43,334 --> 00:12:47,126 Marie-Ange... the kids, the home, her radio... 154 00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:50,834 38 years old. I don't want to stereotype but... 155 00:12:51,084 --> 00:12:52,959 She's a happy woman. 156 00:12:53,084 --> 00:12:54,709 What about her? 157 00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:56,876 What? 158 00:12:58,167 --> 00:13:00,584 Don't her ears ever prick up? 159 00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:04,084 Marie-Ange's? 160 00:13:06,001 --> 00:13:07,751 Now hang on... 161 00:13:09,334 --> 00:13:10,959 The guy's stupid! 162 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,001 Marie-Ange... 163 00:13:16,042 --> 00:13:17,876 Staying for lunch, doctor? 164 00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:39,001 Bloody hell! 165 00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:01,167 I don't believe it. 166 00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:12,251 I don't believe it! 167 00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:14,792 What else did she say? 168 00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:16,751 Who? Mrs Philippot? 169 00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:21,126 She'd come to do the ironing and passed them on the stairs. 170 00:14:21,292 --> 00:14:24,959 Marie-Ange, the kids, the furniture... 171 00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:27,001 Why did you bring your bag? 172 00:14:27,126 --> 00:14:29,126 It'd get stolen. His car's unlocked. 173 00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:32,501 I don't believe it! 174 00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:43,167 I don't believe it, guys. She's taken everything. 175 00:14:43,334 --> 00:14:47,959 This is where the tapestry was. 176 00:14:48,084 --> 00:14:50,501 With the two shepherdesses and that idiot... 177 00:14:51,876 --> 00:14:54,417 Did you have a premarital agreement? 178 00:14:54,626 --> 00:14:55,667 Oh, come on! 179 00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:58,834 Did she have the right to take the furniture? 180 00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:00,584 Can I make a call? 181 00:15:06,501 --> 00:15:08,876 There's a note. 182 00:15:10,792 --> 00:15:13,459 - What? Where? - Over there. Look. 183 00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:15,292 That's a note, isn't it? 184 00:15:15,584 --> 00:15:17,334 It's a note, but... 185 00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:22,876 Mouchy? 186 00:15:24,584 --> 00:15:28,209 I couldn't call from the club. I'll explain later. 187 00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:31,001 No Mouchy, I... 188 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:32,709 What? 189 00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:35,584 He told you what? 190 00:15:36,459 --> 00:15:38,126 Well, that's great! 191 00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:41,959 Doesn't sound like Charles. 192 00:15:42,251 --> 00:15:44,751 No, I can't speak to him now. 193 00:15:45,251 --> 00:15:49,376 Who did you say would be well rid of you when you're in hospital? 194 00:15:51,126 --> 00:15:53,167 Does she say where they went? 195 00:15:57,959 --> 00:15:59,917 Didn't she say why? 196 00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:03,959 Yes. 197 00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:07,917 She found a photo... 198 00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:11,709 The one of me with that old bird. 199 00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:14,001 Naked? 200 00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:18,251 No, in a nightclub. 201 00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:28,917 My kids... 202 00:16:31,209 --> 00:16:32,709 What did he say? 203 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,917 My kids... 204 00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:36,834 You said they were stupid. 205 00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:40,667 He only said that because he was tired. 206 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,876 He adored his children. 207 00:16:43,042 --> 00:16:44,792 I don't believe it. 208 00:16:45,001 --> 00:16:47,251 Shit, I don't believe it! 209 00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:07,167 I've cut myself. What a pillock! 210 00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:21,667 Maybe the kids are at school. 211 00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:24,167 No, it's the Whitsun holidays. 212 00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:28,209 Marie-Ange... 213 00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:30,334 She'll come back. 214 00:17:30,584 --> 00:17:33,542 Don't you believe it. They never come back. 215 00:17:33,709 --> 00:17:36,626 A woman leaves you after 15 years of marriage. 216 00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:39,542 Before you know it you're a stranger to her. 217 00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:40,709 It depends. 218 00:17:41,084 --> 00:17:44,251 Bouly has been overdoing it for the last few years. 219 00:17:44,459 --> 00:17:46,376 But supposing, for example, 220 00:17:46,626 --> 00:17:49,917 a chap has a one-off dinner with another woman. 221 00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:54,876 Maybe they start an affair, maybe not. 222 00:17:55,001 --> 00:17:58,917 His wife doesn't just take off with the furniture and kids. 223 00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:01,626 Yes! They're capable of anything. 224 00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:13,209 - What about Mrs Luberon? - Same. 225 00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:14,709 Who's that? 226 00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:16,917 This was while you were in Iran. 227 00:18:17,084 --> 00:18:20,584 The wife of the professor. His boss! 228 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,334 I can only see her nights. 229 00:18:23,542 --> 00:18:26,459 Even then only when the professor's called out! 230 00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:29,917 Depends on the seriousness of the operation. 231 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,667 If it's appendicitis I don't bother. 232 00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:36,126 But let's say it's peritonitis... 233 00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:38,959 Then she calls me. 234 00:18:40,334 --> 00:18:44,084 It's a 25-minute round trip in a car. 235 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:49,251 So by the time he's carefully washed his hands, 236 00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:51,251 slipped on the gloves... 237 00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:53,834 "Hi, babe. He's got two legs to amputate." 238 00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:56,001 "Don't move, I'm on my way!" 239 00:19:00,292 --> 00:19:02,334 Dr Simon Messina General Practitioner 240 00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:15,167 Will you be in this afternoon? 241 00:19:15,334 --> 00:19:17,417 Yes, I'm consulting. 242 00:19:17,626 --> 00:19:19,626 - Can I drop by? - What's wrong? 243 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,084 I wanted to ask a favour of you. 244 00:19:22,251 --> 00:19:24,709 But it's... personal. 245 00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:29,459 Do you mind hurrying up? I have to get the car back by 3. 246 00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:48,751 Jean! 247 00:19:49,251 --> 00:19:51,792 - Is the customer here for the Rolls? - Not yet. 248 00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:53,209 I'll wait... 249 00:20:14,292 --> 00:20:17,417 That afternoon I was back at work as is only natural 250 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:20,459 for a man whose destiny is suddenly shaken. 251 00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:26,751 I was perfectly aware that I was planning for the first time 252 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:30,292 to betray Marthe and the thought of it appalled me. 253 00:20:30,876 --> 00:20:33,042 The stares from colleagues, 254 00:20:33,251 --> 00:20:35,542 oblivious to the drama now unfolding, 255 00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:39,001 devoted to their stupid work, nevertheless pierced me. 256 00:20:40,126 --> 00:20:42,167 I interpreted them as disapproval. 257 00:20:42,334 --> 00:20:45,751 Although challenging a society whose morality I respected, 258 00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:48,334 I must confess that the young lady in red 259 00:20:48,501 --> 00:20:50,959 had set my conscience ablaze... 260 00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:19,001 Now that's enough, Lucien! I've had it up to here! 261 00:21:19,209 --> 00:21:21,126 Why won't you answer my letters? 262 00:21:21,334 --> 00:21:23,292 What letters? I didn't get them. 263 00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:26,792 I've never heard of 14 letters going astray before. 264 00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:28,917 - Lucien! - I love your breasts. 265 00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:31,792 - I can't live without them. - My breasts? 266 00:21:32,001 --> 00:21:35,876 I saw them in the window when I gave Fats Waller to Delphine. 267 00:21:36,001 --> 00:21:37,834 - The window? - Of your room. 268 00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:40,292 I love your breasts. Especially the left one. 269 00:21:40,501 --> 00:21:43,626 - I'll tell your parents! - I already did. 270 00:21:43,834 --> 00:21:46,751 I said I was going to marry a married woman. 271 00:21:48,792 --> 00:21:50,834 You're completely crazy! 272 00:21:52,292 --> 00:21:53,376 What did they say? 273 00:21:53,584 --> 00:21:56,334 The old fools can't accept it. 274 00:21:56,501 --> 00:21:59,417 But we don't need their permission, my love. 275 00:22:03,709 --> 00:22:06,167 Simon, you're the only man I can ask. 276 00:22:08,084 --> 00:22:11,251 What are you going to say back to me? 277 00:22:12,209 --> 00:22:15,167 "Can't you sort it out, Deschanel?" 278 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:19,459 "Do you want me to come over? Deschanel, you're a nuisance." 279 00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:20,917 Who's Deschanel? 280 00:22:21,042 --> 00:22:23,917 A chap who works with me at the Ministry. 281 00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:27,626 Come on... Goodbye, doctor. And thanks. 282 00:22:33,459 --> 00:22:36,501 At nine. Don't do anything stupid. 283 00:22:38,001 --> 00:22:39,542 Will you be home? 284 00:22:39,751 --> 00:22:43,001 Daniel and I are taking Bouly out. Without you it seems. 285 00:22:43,126 --> 00:22:44,001 Mr Daoud... 286 00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:52,501 Come in, Mr Jouglen. I'll see you right away. 287 00:22:58,042 --> 00:22:59,959 Is it another woman? 288 00:23:00,084 --> 00:23:01,751 Are you mad? 289 00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:03,834 Political? 290 00:23:04,376 --> 00:23:05,917 Goodbye, dear boy. 291 00:23:09,376 --> 00:23:11,834 Did you get the results? 292 00:23:15,209 --> 00:23:16,292 Thanks. 293 00:23:16,459 --> 00:23:19,251 Didn't the lab call you about them? 294 00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:21,209 No. 295 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,126 That's not right. 296 00:23:24,709 --> 00:23:26,209 No, it isn't right. 297 00:23:27,126 --> 00:23:28,167 Well? 298 00:23:30,584 --> 00:23:33,167 Last time I came, you frightened me. 299 00:23:37,126 --> 00:23:39,542 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 300 00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:41,792 So why did you go... 301 00:23:44,834 --> 00:23:48,167 Call the lab and make sure they haven't made a mistake 302 00:23:48,334 --> 00:23:52,459 with Mr Jouglen's triglyceride and cholesterol levels. 303 00:23:52,751 --> 00:23:54,792 Because if they're correct... 304 00:24:00,709 --> 00:24:03,834 I don't know what's wrong with me. It really throbs. 305 00:24:05,084 --> 00:24:07,709 Maybe I've pulled a muscle. 306 00:24:08,042 --> 00:24:09,167 It's hellish! 307 00:24:11,459 --> 00:24:15,751 Barney Bigard on the clarinet, Cozy Cole on drums. 308 00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:18,876 Not Cozy Cole. Gene Krupa on drums. 309 00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:22,334 Bet you anything you like. That's Cozy Cole's sound. 310 00:24:22,501 --> 00:24:24,584 Recorded April 20, 1950. 311 00:24:24,751 --> 00:24:27,751 Gene Krupa left Benny Goodman in '39... 312 00:24:27,917 --> 00:24:30,376 You're so annoying with your clarinets! 313 00:24:30,584 --> 00:24:33,334 Lucien, get off my bed. I've got work to do. 314 00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:35,626 In bed? No wonder you're crap. 315 00:24:35,834 --> 00:24:38,584 Yeah, right. Now get out. 316 00:24:40,501 --> 00:24:42,126 Got a cigarette, Lucien? 317 00:24:42,292 --> 00:24:45,001 Stop pretending you smoke. You do it wrong. 318 00:24:45,167 --> 00:24:47,209 She can't exhale through her nose. 319 00:24:47,376 --> 00:24:50,667 I've given up smoking. It stops you getting a tan. 320 00:24:50,834 --> 00:24:53,001 What the hell do you care? 321 00:24:53,251 --> 00:24:55,834 I'm taking care of my body. 322 00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:58,584 - Haven't you got your keys? - Yes but... 323 00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:02,042 Didn't they come about the lift? 324 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,417 I always take the stairs. Is it broken? 325 00:25:04,626 --> 00:25:06,376 It doesn't stop at our floor. 326 00:25:06,626 --> 00:25:09,751 You have to go to the top then walk down. 327 00:25:11,417 --> 00:25:13,459 Hello, Lucien. 328 00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:16,376 Delphine tells me you've been accepted.That's great! 329 00:25:16,626 --> 00:25:18,834 - How old are you? - 17. 330 00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:21,876 I'm really motivated this year. 331 00:25:23,334 --> 00:25:24,834 What time are we going? 332 00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:26,834 - Where? - To the movies. 333 00:25:27,751 --> 00:25:29,584 We'll have to cancel, love. 334 00:25:29,751 --> 00:25:33,084 I've been lumbered with this. I have to go out again. 335 00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:34,709 Naturally! 336 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:37,001 And don't make that face. 337 00:25:37,167 --> 00:25:39,376 I'm in a bad mood as it is! 338 00:25:40,501 --> 00:25:43,251 I wanted to talk to you about... 339 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:44,626 Hello, everyone. 340 00:25:45,959 --> 00:25:49,042 A contract isn't just a professional commitment. 341 00:25:49,209 --> 00:25:52,126 Today, I wanted to discuss a case... 342 00:25:56,584 --> 00:25:58,001 Hi, old fella. 343 00:25:58,459 --> 00:26:00,167 Fetch me a beer, would you? 344 00:26:00,334 --> 00:26:03,001 Can it wait till I've put my stuff down? 345 00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:04,917 Thanks awfully. 346 00:26:14,292 --> 00:26:15,334 Well! 347 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:18,376 Going through my pockets now? 348 00:26:18,626 --> 00:26:20,792 I need 1,000 francs for Catulle. 349 00:26:21,001 --> 00:26:23,001 - With the hair? - That's him. 350 00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,834 I think they need more drinks. 351 00:26:31,042 --> 00:26:34,001 - What's wrong? - Nothing, nothing. 352 00:26:35,251 --> 00:26:36,334 Nothing. 353 00:26:37,001 --> 00:26:40,042 I was just leaving. With Deschanel. 354 00:26:40,209 --> 00:26:43,126 Who should I meet in the lift? Old beady-eyes. 355 00:26:43,292 --> 00:26:46,126 "Hello, Minister." "Hello, Dorsay." 356 00:26:46,292 --> 00:26:50,084 "Going home? Good. Go through this with a toothcomb." 357 00:26:50,667 --> 00:26:53,584 The way he talks! Treats me like his lackey! 358 00:26:53,751 --> 00:26:56,751 The one night you were taking the girls out. 359 00:26:56,917 --> 00:26:59,751 Tell me about it! I feel awful. 360 00:27:00,167 --> 00:27:02,001 Will it take long? 361 00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:06,001 Oh no! I have to read 600 pages and pick out 12. 362 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:09,542 I've delegated half of them to Deschanel. 363 00:27:09,709 --> 00:27:12,584 Let's just hope Deschanel can manage. 364 00:27:14,709 --> 00:27:18,001 - Fancy a drink? - Yes. Maybe. 365 00:27:19,667 --> 00:27:21,959 No, right now I'm... 366 00:27:24,751 --> 00:27:26,001 worn out. 367 00:27:26,251 --> 00:27:29,834 - Who fancies a movie? - No-one! Let's go to my place. 368 00:27:30,042 --> 00:27:31,334 I can't... 369 00:28:08,834 --> 00:28:10,709 Why are you shaving? 370 00:28:15,334 --> 00:28:17,209 Why am I shaving? 371 00:28:22,792 --> 00:28:24,376 What's all this? 372 00:28:24,584 --> 00:28:28,417 What? Well, it's Bouly's kid. 373 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:31,417 I know that but what's he doing here? 374 00:28:33,209 --> 00:28:37,126 Haven't you... heard? 375 00:28:49,334 --> 00:28:51,209 I was asking you where she is. 376 00:28:51,376 --> 00:28:53,459 I understood. But I don't know. 377 00:28:54,417 --> 00:28:55,459 I swear. 378 00:29:07,334 --> 00:29:10,001 - Gentlemen... - What'll you have, Andre? 379 00:29:10,126 --> 00:29:11,626 A pastis. 380 00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:13,001 Two pastis. 381 00:29:14,084 --> 00:29:15,126 Rene! 382 00:29:17,417 --> 00:29:19,126 I feel good. 383 00:29:26,084 --> 00:29:27,667 I'll be right back... 384 00:29:28,042 --> 00:29:30,001 Want one? What was that? 385 00:29:30,167 --> 00:29:32,584 Nothing, sir. I'll get you a Ricard. 386 00:29:35,001 --> 00:29:37,709 - Rene! - He'll be right back. 387 00:29:39,876 --> 00:29:40,917 Rene! 388 00:29:49,459 --> 00:29:51,292 - Enjoying it? " oh yes! 389 00:29:56,459 --> 00:29:57,959 What a prick! 390 00:29:58,126 --> 00:29:59,334 Where's Rene? 391 00:30:01,251 --> 00:30:02,334 Not this way! 392 00:30:02,584 --> 00:30:03,834 Not this way! 393 00:30:04,167 --> 00:30:06,126 Please, follow me. 394 00:30:06,584 --> 00:30:08,709 There's a table in the corner. 395 00:30:08,876 --> 00:30:10,334 I want Rene. 396 00:30:12,292 --> 00:30:13,917 What's this? Rene! 397 00:30:15,751 --> 00:30:16,917 Where's Rene? 398 00:30:17,584 --> 00:30:19,417 He's so stupid. 399 00:30:19,626 --> 00:30:21,542 Maybe but it's funny! 400 00:30:30,709 --> 00:30:32,001 I'd better get back. 401 00:30:36,626 --> 00:30:38,167 Well, Andre? 402 00:30:39,001 --> 00:30:41,417 There you are. Why did you leave me? 403 00:30:41,626 --> 00:30:43,376 Don't ever leave me. 404 00:30:43,959 --> 00:30:45,626 Come on, let's go. 405 00:30:49,001 --> 00:30:51,084 You'll have to excuse him, he's... 406 00:31:06,042 --> 00:31:08,084 You know, you're crazy! 407 00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:11,751 It was better last time at La Coupole. 408 00:31:14,001 --> 00:31:16,917 I prefer telephone tricks. Nobody sees you. 409 00:31:19,917 --> 00:31:24,667 I called her family in Arcachon. They don't know where she is. 410 00:31:24,834 --> 00:31:28,626 - Don't think about it. - I can't help it. 411 00:31:28,792 --> 00:31:33,001 Want me to play the cop? Just give me a policeman's helmet. 412 00:31:34,417 --> 00:31:36,792 Thanks, it's nice of you but... 413 00:31:36,959 --> 00:31:39,084 Come on, let's go to a brothel. 414 00:31:39,709 --> 00:31:41,792 It's not as if we know of any. 415 00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:43,376 Bedtime! 416 00:31:44,751 --> 00:31:48,001 Mummy will come for you in the morning. 417 00:31:49,584 --> 00:31:51,084 Goodnight, little man. 418 00:31:51,584 --> 00:31:54,792 I hear you do lousy smashes at tennis! 419 00:31:54,959 --> 00:31:56,292 What did he say? 420 00:31:56,751 --> 00:31:57,709 Nothing. 421 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:01,834 Best get some sleep. It's late. 422 00:32:02,209 --> 00:32:05,084 Apparently, you always want to smash 423 00:32:05,334 --> 00:32:07,667 but you're awful at it. 424 00:32:07,834 --> 00:32:09,292 Who told you that? 425 00:32:09,626 --> 00:32:13,126 My dad. He can beat you any time. 426 00:32:13,626 --> 00:32:16,209 Ridiculous! Give him a kiss. 427 00:32:20,001 --> 00:32:21,001 Creep! 428 00:32:22,792 --> 00:32:23,834 Great! 429 00:32:24,251 --> 00:32:27,626 She takes off after 13 years and we get the ugly one! 430 00:32:27,792 --> 00:32:32,167 Look, she asked me to have him for one night. What could I say? 431 00:32:32,376 --> 00:32:34,584 - What do we tell Bouly? - Nothing! 432 00:32:34,792 --> 00:32:37,042 She forbids it. So do I. 433 00:32:37,251 --> 00:32:39,709 You too? Does she need a manager now? 434 00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:42,001 She doesn't need anyone. 435 00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:44,251 Especially not him. 436 00:32:46,334 --> 00:32:48,251 The guy's a bastard. 437 00:32:48,626 --> 00:32:52,334 It's been going on for ages. If I were her, I'd... 438 00:32:52,834 --> 00:32:53,959 You'd what? 439 00:32:56,501 --> 00:32:58,584 I warn you, Etienne... 440 00:32:59,084 --> 00:33:03,459 were anything to happen to us, there'd be no holds barred. 441 00:33:04,834 --> 00:33:07,001 Anyway, let's not... 442 00:33:08,042 --> 00:33:10,667 Yes, let's! Since we've started... 443 00:33:13,001 --> 00:33:14,959 You have to protect me. 444 00:33:15,084 --> 00:33:19,376 I may look strong but you know that deep down I'm... 445 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:25,167 - Not all the time. - Why are you telling me this? 446 00:33:25,334 --> 00:33:28,126 - Because you asked. - Look, Marthe... 447 00:33:28,292 --> 00:33:30,501 - Now where is it? - What? 448 00:33:33,167 --> 00:33:36,751 Are you off your rocker? Who gave you that? 449 00:33:37,167 --> 00:33:39,751 - Mum. Ages ago. - When? 450 00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:43,126 When she moved. She gives her kids everything. 451 00:33:44,584 --> 00:33:46,209 What if you'd shot me? 452 00:33:47,001 --> 00:33:50,001 I wouldn't have, since you wouldn't hurt me. 453 00:33:50,334 --> 00:33:51,584 You're not Bouly. 454 00:33:52,376 --> 00:33:56,709 Guess what he did to Marie-Ange last Thursday, right in front of me. 455 00:33:57,334 --> 00:33:59,209 The secretary calls at ten 456 00:33:59,417 --> 00:34:01,834 to say he's working late at the office. 457 00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:06,501 He did that? Do such ruses still work? 458 00:34:06,751 --> 00:34:08,876 That's just it, they don't. 459 00:34:09,001 --> 00:34:10,251 What was that bang? 460 00:34:10,459 --> 00:34:12,042 Nothing. 461 00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:15,001 You could have knocked. 462 00:34:15,292 --> 00:34:16,876 The door was open. 463 00:34:17,042 --> 00:34:20,126 Right, I'll get back to work. 464 00:34:20,709 --> 00:34:23,042 Will you go to sleep! 465 00:34:23,834 --> 00:34:25,917 Instead of patrolling the hallways! 466 00:34:26,042 --> 00:34:27,459 It's too early. 467 00:34:27,709 --> 00:34:29,292 What time is it? 468 00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:39,542 Yes... Deschanel! 469 00:34:51,626 --> 00:34:52,751 What? 470 00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:58,209 What's wrong with you? Calling me at home! 471 00:34:59,042 --> 00:35:01,876 I told you... I told you! 472 00:35:02,626 --> 00:35:04,917 I said nothing of the sort! 473 00:35:06,084 --> 00:35:08,084 No. I don't want to go out! 474 00:35:10,209 --> 00:35:12,376 No, Deschanel. I'm not going out! 475 00:35:12,959 --> 00:35:15,001 No, Deschanel... 476 00:35:15,126 --> 00:35:18,792 Right. Goodbye. My regards to Maude. 477 00:35:20,376 --> 00:35:22,667 That really takes the biscuit! 478 00:35:32,209 --> 00:35:35,376 What's the matter now? 479 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:39,834 This is stupid. Shake hands. 480 00:36:14,001 --> 00:36:16,667 You're sure it's a haemorrhage? 481 00:36:17,042 --> 00:36:18,834 I'm on my way, sugar. 482 00:36:28,167 --> 00:36:29,626 Where are you going? 483 00:36:30,876 --> 00:36:33,917 Never you mind. Won't be long. 484 00:36:34,042 --> 00:36:35,917 It's twenty past one. 485 00:36:36,459 --> 00:36:39,042 Who called? Was it Marie-Ange? 486 00:38:07,751 --> 00:38:09,251 Esperanza! 487 00:38:09,542 --> 00:38:12,042 - Hello, Mrs Esperanza. - Hello, Mr Deschanel. 488 00:38:12,209 --> 00:38:13,251 Hello, Dorsay. 489 00:38:15,292 --> 00:38:17,084 Incidentally... 490 00:38:17,292 --> 00:38:20,626 Shouldn't that list for Mauritania be here by now? 491 00:38:20,792 --> 00:38:23,626 The photocopier's broken down. But I've got it. 492 00:38:23,792 --> 00:38:25,959 Oh no, I don't have the time. 493 00:38:29,834 --> 00:38:31,542 Thank you, Mr Deschanel. 494 00:38:31,876 --> 00:38:33,459 Hey, Esperanza, 495 00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:36,667 what did they say at your medical last month? 496 00:38:36,834 --> 00:38:39,042 Hurry, we're starting 15 minutes early. 497 00:38:39,209 --> 00:38:43,292 Why 15 minutes early? They never tell me anything! 498 00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:15,584 It's like an oven in there. No air-conditioning. 499 00:39:15,751 --> 00:39:18,751 If anyone can explain why, drop us a line. 500 00:39:20,834 --> 00:39:23,959 - What's that? - The mock-up for the loan campaign. 501 00:39:27,667 --> 00:39:28,834 Who's that? 502 00:39:29,376 --> 00:39:30,501 Who? 503 00:39:35,376 --> 00:39:36,417 Her. 504 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:39,667 Ask the minister. He found her. 505 00:39:40,251 --> 00:39:41,834 Where? 506 00:39:42,001 --> 00:39:45,001 On a horse in Saint-Germain. He goes every Thursday. 507 00:39:45,126 --> 00:39:49,709 And what did old beady-eyes spot galloping through the mist? 508 00:39:50,584 --> 00:39:51,751 Money! 509 00:39:53,834 --> 00:39:54,876 She isn't... 510 00:39:56,001 --> 00:39:57,042 No. 511 00:40:10,001 --> 00:40:11,042 Next day... 512 00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:12,959 Hello, godmother. 513 00:40:13,709 --> 00:40:16,209 It was Thursday. Braving Marthe's questions, 514 00:40:16,376 --> 00:40:20,417 I removed my riding boots from the bag which had been their home 515 00:40:20,667 --> 00:40:24,126 since 1958, the year of De Gaulle's return to power, 516 00:40:24,292 --> 00:40:28,001 although the two events were entirely unconnected. 517 00:40:30,209 --> 00:40:31,876 That summer on lle d'Oleron, 518 00:40:32,042 --> 00:40:34,084 having been trained by enthusiasts, 519 00:40:34,292 --> 00:40:36,959 my riding activities were curtailed 520 00:40:37,126 --> 00:40:40,667 by a falling-out between horseflesh and my good self. 521 00:40:41,667 --> 00:40:44,459 As Marthe was quick to point out. 522 00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:50,251 I countered tartly that she had gone back to college 523 00:40:50,459 --> 00:40:52,167 20 years after her last failure. 524 00:40:56,959 --> 00:41:00,501 Then I kissed her, censuring myself for my fit of anger. 525 00:41:08,251 --> 00:41:12,334 Thus attired, I sallied forth on the arm of my godmother 526 00:41:12,584 --> 00:41:15,751 with whom I lunched or dined alone 527 00:41:15,959 --> 00:41:17,917 every Thursday of my life. 528 00:41:18,584 --> 00:41:20,584 I gave no backward glance 529 00:41:20,751 --> 00:41:23,876 but I could feel Marthe's eyes following me closely. 530 00:41:24,084 --> 00:41:26,459 She was still puzzled... 531 00:41:27,542 --> 00:41:30,626 As was the horse that had to contend with me. 532 00:41:40,417 --> 00:41:42,126 I set off at a sedate pace 533 00:41:42,292 --> 00:41:45,001 so that my mount would stay the distance. 534 00:41:46,209 --> 00:41:48,001 But its happy-go-lucky nature 535 00:41:48,209 --> 00:41:50,501 soon led me astray. 536 00:41:52,001 --> 00:41:53,834 And thus did it dawn on me that, 537 00:41:54,001 --> 00:41:55,584 desirable as women are, 538 00:41:55,792 --> 00:41:59,667 horses are high and forests deep... 539 00:42:01,167 --> 00:42:02,876 It's personal. 540 00:42:05,876 --> 00:42:08,292 Would you like to make peace? 541 00:42:09,459 --> 00:42:11,584 What do you mean, "Who's that"? 542 00:42:11,959 --> 00:42:15,792 Someone who had supper alone. At the Recamier. 543 00:42:17,084 --> 00:42:18,917 Rue Recamier. 544 00:42:19,917 --> 00:42:21,167 Is that you? 545 00:42:22,167 --> 00:42:25,792 It is you. My mother had an attack at about 8 pm. 546 00:42:25,959 --> 00:42:28,584 I spent the night at Ambroise Pare. 547 00:42:28,751 --> 00:42:31,292 Obviously you had no way of knowing. 548 00:42:31,459 --> 00:42:33,792 Much better, thank you. 549 00:42:34,792 --> 00:42:36,501 She's up and about. 550 00:42:37,626 --> 00:42:39,376 Do you know the Ascot? 551 00:42:39,626 --> 00:42:42,917 An American bar on the Champs-Elysees. 552 00:42:46,001 --> 00:42:47,334 Six o'clock. 553 00:42:49,459 --> 00:42:50,709 You will? 554 00:42:53,334 --> 00:42:55,917 Pavillon du Regent? 555 00:42:56,667 --> 00:43:01,376 I'd like to book a table for two for this evening. 556 00:43:02,334 --> 00:43:05,001 Nine o'clock. 557 00:43:09,334 --> 00:43:10,709 Blomet. 558 00:43:11,584 --> 00:43:13,251 Mr Blomet. 559 00:43:15,376 --> 00:43:18,917 I hear you also have some... 560 00:43:19,042 --> 00:43:21,167 small bungalows. 561 00:43:21,459 --> 00:43:23,834 Now where did I read that? 562 00:43:24,334 --> 00:43:27,834 The girls are out, Lucien. What do you want? 563 00:43:29,584 --> 00:43:31,251 Don't come in, there's no point. 564 00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:33,542 And what's with the skis? 565 00:43:33,709 --> 00:43:37,167 I'm selling them to a friend. We'll need the money. 566 00:43:37,334 --> 00:43:39,626 I told you not to come in! 567 00:43:39,792 --> 00:43:42,126 Have you had a smallpox jab? 568 00:43:42,501 --> 00:43:45,834 Why do you ask? Just leave me alone! 569 00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:48,417 If we go to Mexico with Friends of the Louvre 570 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:51,917 as I said in my letter, you'll need a jab. 571 00:43:52,792 --> 00:43:56,376 I'm not going to Mexico with you, Lucien! 572 00:43:56,959 --> 00:43:59,834 Otherwise it's southern Morocco. 573 00:44:00,001 --> 00:44:01,834 No... No! 574 00:44:03,751 --> 00:44:06,042 I'm married with children. 575 00:44:06,209 --> 00:44:09,126 To you it may seem stupid and conventional. 576 00:44:09,292 --> 00:44:11,917 - I must say... - That's just the way it is! 577 00:44:12,042 --> 00:44:15,584 You're only 17, I'm 41. Poor fool! 578 00:44:15,792 --> 00:44:18,376 - You know, society... - Go away! 579 00:44:19,001 --> 00:44:21,376 Have you had a smallpox jab? 580 00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:24,292 It's you who's small and poxy! 581 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:32,959 I've been running. It was ringing as I arrived. 582 00:44:33,084 --> 00:44:34,376 No. Go ahead. 583 00:44:36,584 --> 00:44:38,959 Really? At the Ministry or his place? 584 00:44:39,126 --> 00:44:42,709 Don't worry about me. There'll be fifteen of us here 585 00:44:42,876 --> 00:44:45,167 and I don't know how long... What? 586 00:44:45,334 --> 00:44:49,876 You know it wasn't very smart to call me "small and poxy". 587 00:44:50,042 --> 00:44:52,376 You must be unhappy to resort to that. 588 00:44:53,126 --> 00:44:55,917 Why are you giving me all these details? 589 00:44:56,292 --> 00:44:58,626 Because you're explaining everything: 590 00:44:58,834 --> 00:45:02,001 the phone, the Germans, the schedule... 591 00:45:05,209 --> 00:45:06,334 I'll scream. 592 00:45:06,501 --> 00:45:08,959 So will I. You'll be more embarrassed. 593 00:45:09,126 --> 00:45:11,792 You'd better call Simon though. 594 00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:15,959 He's expecting you to dinner. I told him I wasn't free. 595 00:45:16,126 --> 00:45:18,001 I didn't know you were... 596 00:45:20,042 --> 00:45:23,167 Yes. I suppose it's for Bouly's kid. 597 00:45:23,959 --> 00:45:24,876 She came... 598 00:45:25,709 --> 00:45:27,126 How come you're here? 599 00:45:27,292 --> 00:45:31,584 You mother's hairdryer was playing up. It's the fuse. 600 00:46:54,084 --> 00:46:55,751 It worked this summer 601 00:46:55,959 --> 00:46:58,834 when me and Mouchy did the Massif Central. 602 00:46:59,459 --> 00:47:01,251 I won't be cooking souffles... 603 00:47:01,417 --> 00:47:02,917 Mind your backs! 604 00:47:03,292 --> 00:47:05,917 Come on, you scouts. It's ready. 605 00:47:08,042 --> 00:47:10,876 Don't you have anything for stoning olives? 606 00:47:12,001 --> 00:47:15,459 It's all in the bag: plates, bowls... 607 00:47:15,667 --> 00:47:17,084 camping table... 608 00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:20,501 What's that? What time is it? 609 00:47:20,709 --> 00:47:22,417 Come and sit down. 610 00:47:23,126 --> 00:47:24,626 Help yourself. 611 00:47:25,084 --> 00:47:26,709 What was your totem? 612 00:47:26,876 --> 00:47:29,709 Don't wind me up. I was never a scout. 613 00:47:32,792 --> 00:47:35,751 Do you want to know how I stoned the olives? 614 00:47:39,917 --> 00:47:40,917 There! 615 00:47:41,876 --> 00:47:43,126 Artistic, isn't it? 616 00:47:43,751 --> 00:47:45,251 You're disgusting. 617 00:47:45,584 --> 00:47:48,167 So you made it. How are you? 618 00:47:48,417 --> 00:47:52,001 Just imagine, that idiot went and... 619 00:47:52,751 --> 00:47:55,167 Anyway, he didn't turn up. 620 00:47:55,834 --> 00:47:57,542 We waited and waited. 621 00:47:57,751 --> 00:48:01,167 To employ a rather bold image, we are but pawns. 622 00:48:01,542 --> 00:48:02,501 Have you eaten? 623 00:48:02,709 --> 00:48:06,376 I hate anyone going through my things! You did it again! 624 00:48:06,584 --> 00:48:07,834 Yes, I did! 625 00:48:09,626 --> 00:48:13,209 My sister advised me to get a bailiff's report. 626 00:48:13,376 --> 00:48:16,001 What does your sister know? 627 00:48:16,126 --> 00:48:19,376 She's going to be a lawyer I'll have you know. 628 00:48:20,834 --> 00:48:23,251 It's nothing to do with bailiffs. 629 00:48:24,876 --> 00:48:27,917 Surely you don't expect her to pay you alimony. 630 00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:34,126 Sorry but he makes me laugh. 631 00:48:36,084 --> 00:48:38,001 Go and have a word with him. 632 00:48:38,167 --> 00:48:39,876 Mouchy, can't you see... 633 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:44,001 Talk to him, I say! Or would you rather I put the gas on? 634 00:48:44,209 --> 00:48:45,459 Then say so now! 635 00:48:45,709 --> 00:48:48,792 Hello, Etienne. Don't get up. 636 00:48:50,042 --> 00:48:51,959 Hello, my poor Bouly. 637 00:48:53,251 --> 00:48:57,542 Simon told me. You're living alone? I envy you, believe me. 638 00:48:57,751 --> 00:48:59,417 You've had a haircut! 639 00:49:00,001 --> 00:49:01,751 - Want some? - No, thanks. 640 00:49:02,209 --> 00:49:04,792 - Still as beautiful as ever. - Flatterer! 641 00:49:05,084 --> 00:49:07,459 I get a letter. Perfectly innocent. 642 00:49:07,667 --> 00:49:09,376 Nothing improper. 643 00:49:09,584 --> 00:49:12,292 You can read it. A boy I met at some friends'. 644 00:49:12,459 --> 00:49:15,126 It's a free country. He can write, can't he? 645 00:49:15,376 --> 00:49:16,834 Mum! 646 00:49:17,001 --> 00:49:17,959 Well, him... 647 00:49:18,126 --> 00:49:21,001 He makes a fuss! By what right? 648 00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:24,917 I said, "Until we're married, keep your comments to yourself." 649 00:49:25,042 --> 00:49:28,292 - Know what he said? - Why are you telling us this? 650 00:49:28,459 --> 00:49:32,001 If I can't even get a warm welcome at my son's... 651 00:49:32,126 --> 00:49:33,584 You want me out too! 652 00:49:33,792 --> 00:49:37,376 No, but you just turn up like a tornado! 653 00:49:37,584 --> 00:49:40,084 Everything was nice and peaceful... 654 00:49:40,251 --> 00:49:42,876 So you expect me to write before visiting? 655 00:49:43,001 --> 00:49:46,751 I live next door but I need an appointment. Like a patient! 656 00:49:46,917 --> 00:49:51,126 Look at these men here. They're staring at you. 657 00:49:51,334 --> 00:49:52,917 Have you no shame? 658 00:49:53,084 --> 00:49:56,792 No shame! Are you talking to your mother or Mrs Luberon? 659 00:49:56,959 --> 00:49:59,001 - Mrs Luberon? - No shame! 660 00:49:59,126 --> 00:50:01,459 What's Mrs Luberon got to do with it? 661 00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:10,792 I know what you're up to with Mrs Luberon! 662 00:50:12,459 --> 00:50:16,209 Women liked Simon but they had to like him discretely. 663 00:50:16,376 --> 00:50:18,042 For 35 years he'd had 664 00:50:18,251 --> 00:50:20,001 this love affair with his mother. 665 00:50:20,459 --> 00:50:23,542 She was his sunshine and his bane. 666 00:50:23,751 --> 00:50:27,209 The man who lived with her was called Charles du Tillet. 667 00:50:27,376 --> 00:50:31,001 His playful stoicism commanded our respect. 668 00:50:32,001 --> 00:50:36,584 Mouchy liked to claim he was an "international sports shoe boss". 669 00:50:36,834 --> 00:50:39,376 He looked a lot older than he was. 670 00:50:39,626 --> 00:50:41,542 He had his reasons. 671 00:50:42,709 --> 00:50:46,626 Consumed by problems which, with hindsight, were academic, 672 00:50:46,792 --> 00:50:51,167 my friends failed to realise that, despite my missed rendezvous, 673 00:50:51,542 --> 00:50:56,084 I was setting sail for a strange land populated by just one woman. 674 00:50:56,709 --> 00:51:00,417 In matters equestrian, my progress stuttered somewhat. 675 00:51:00,626 --> 00:51:03,917 Oddly, the animal seemed to sympathise with my predicament, 676 00:51:04,084 --> 00:51:06,876 even keeping lookout behind the locker room 677 00:51:07,001 --> 00:51:11,626 from where - alas! - we saw no sign of a woman in red. 678 00:51:14,001 --> 00:51:18,334 At the Ministry, my sporting development went unnoticed. 679 00:51:19,459 --> 00:51:22,792 Still, Mrs Epseranza's behaviour towards me 680 00:51:23,167 --> 00:51:25,209 remained inexplicably shady. 681 00:51:29,292 --> 00:51:32,959 I was racked by questions I dared not ask her. 682 00:51:33,084 --> 00:51:36,501 The advantage their intuition affords women over men 683 00:51:36,709 --> 00:51:40,584 had maybe alerted her to an intrigue the day I was mad enough 684 00:51:40,792 --> 00:51:43,959 to call the young lady in red in her office. 685 00:51:44,251 --> 00:51:49,001 It all suggested that Mrs Esperanza, a wife and mother, 686 00:51:49,126 --> 00:51:52,042 was siding with Marthe whom she had never met. 687 00:51:54,334 --> 00:51:56,834 Whatever the reason, after much thought, 688 00:51:57,001 --> 00:52:00,042 I opted to ignore her, despite the provocation. 689 00:52:01,876 --> 00:52:05,417 I did suffer, however, a short period of depression... 690 00:52:10,042 --> 00:52:13,209 Come on! Forwards! Hey! 691 00:52:13,376 --> 00:52:15,001 Forwards! Come on! 692 00:52:23,042 --> 00:52:26,251 However futile my search, I was as patient as ever. 693 00:52:26,667 --> 00:52:29,584 But it was taking its toll physically. 694 00:52:29,876 --> 00:52:32,626 Especially as I had to keep up tennis 695 00:52:33,251 --> 00:52:36,001 which Marthe knew I was so keen on. 696 00:52:39,084 --> 00:52:42,417 Nevertheless, I likened my predicament to happiness 697 00:52:42,751 --> 00:52:45,334 when compared to the misfortune of a friend 698 00:52:45,584 --> 00:52:47,917 who always put on a brave face for us 699 00:52:48,084 --> 00:52:49,584 despite his anxiety. 700 00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:52,376 Marie-Ange had vanished. 701 00:52:52,709 --> 00:52:54,834 Bouly was camping out at home 702 00:52:55,001 --> 00:52:57,667 with the equipment lent to him by Simon. 703 00:52:58,001 --> 00:53:01,917 As for myself, just as hope was slipping away, 704 00:53:02,376 --> 00:53:04,459 my life became a fairytale... 705 00:53:47,334 --> 00:53:49,751 Whoa, Morning Glory! 706 00:54:06,751 --> 00:54:09,792 He's exquisite. I know horses. 707 00:54:09,959 --> 00:54:14,042 I'd seen him many times in his stall and he... 708 00:54:14,834 --> 00:54:18,001 He's... Whoa! He's... 709 00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:19,709 He's superb. 710 00:54:19,876 --> 00:54:21,917 Yes, she is beautiful. 711 00:54:37,626 --> 00:54:39,667 We've met before. 712 00:54:42,251 --> 00:54:43,709 Let me see... 713 00:54:44,251 --> 00:54:46,626 The Ministry when I signed my contract. 714 00:54:46,792 --> 00:54:48,251 Are you sure? 715 00:54:49,167 --> 00:54:50,209 Do you ride often? 716 00:54:50,376 --> 00:54:52,626 Every day for years now. And you? 717 00:54:52,792 --> 00:54:55,209 No, only for the last 4 or 5 years. 718 00:54:55,376 --> 00:54:58,001 Then you must have started as a kid. 719 00:55:03,542 --> 00:55:07,834 About the other night. It was cruel, but well played. 720 00:55:08,751 --> 00:55:10,292 The other night? 721 00:55:10,501 --> 00:55:11,834 All right... 722 00:55:13,209 --> 00:55:14,626 oh, my whip! 723 00:55:18,126 --> 00:55:19,792 Apologise, Morning Glory. 724 00:55:20,001 --> 00:55:22,292 When a horse is stupid... 725 00:55:42,834 --> 00:55:44,834 Careful, Morning Glory! 726 00:55:46,001 --> 00:55:48,001 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 727 00:55:54,084 --> 00:55:55,667 Now keep still. 728 00:56:04,001 --> 00:56:05,292 You forgot that! 729 00:56:07,292 --> 00:56:08,334 Sorry? 730 00:56:30,917 --> 00:56:32,209 Excuse me. 731 00:56:46,876 --> 00:56:48,584 - Well then? - About time! 732 00:56:48,751 --> 00:56:50,584 Hey, don't rush! 733 00:56:50,751 --> 00:56:53,334 - Sorry. I had a puncture. - Again? 734 00:56:53,542 --> 00:56:55,334 Your phone was engaged. 735 00:56:55,542 --> 00:56:57,417 Change your tune or your tyres. 736 00:56:57,667 --> 00:57:01,126 - Did a bird bite your knees? - No. Don't you believe me? 737 00:57:01,292 --> 00:57:02,834 - No. - Who plays with who? 738 00:57:03,001 --> 00:57:04,334 This is the decider. 739 00:57:04,501 --> 00:57:06,876 Simon is serving. Come on! 740 00:57:07,001 --> 00:57:09,542 Just a minute! Let him warm up. 741 00:57:09,709 --> 00:57:11,334 He'll warm up as he plays. 742 00:57:11,542 --> 00:57:13,876 Give us a break, will you? 743 00:57:15,042 --> 00:57:16,626 Come on, serve! 744 00:57:18,001 --> 00:57:19,459 I've located the kids. 745 00:57:20,126 --> 00:57:22,001 What? And you just say it... 746 00:57:22,167 --> 00:57:24,251 I could hardly sing it. 747 00:57:24,417 --> 00:57:26,584 - Where? - With their uncle in Dunkirk. 748 00:57:27,626 --> 00:57:30,042 We're not even allowed to warm up. 749 00:57:30,251 --> 00:57:33,084 - And Marie-Ange? - Still underground. 750 00:57:35,917 --> 00:57:36,959 Ready? 751 00:57:37,167 --> 00:57:39,376 If she comes back, do I thrash her? 752 00:57:40,001 --> 00:57:42,667 I think that's up to you to... 753 00:57:42,959 --> 00:57:45,542 Simon! Don't let me interrupt you. 754 00:57:45,751 --> 00:57:47,959 Carry on playing, boys. 755 00:57:48,084 --> 00:57:51,209 Play, Bouly. I just want a word with Simon. 756 00:57:51,542 --> 00:57:53,001 Simon, come here. 757 00:57:53,126 --> 00:57:56,167 - What's with all the fur coats? - I'm leaving. 758 00:57:56,459 --> 00:57:59,459 Do you know what he said? And he woke me, too. 759 00:57:59,667 --> 00:58:01,667 Guess! No hints. 760 00:58:01,876 --> 00:58:04,209 I don't know. Don't tell me this here! 761 00:58:04,417 --> 00:58:07,001 Where then? This morning, that madwoman 762 00:58:07,209 --> 00:58:09,834 stopped me going into your office. 763 00:58:10,001 --> 00:58:11,001 Mrs Paquet? 764 00:58:11,209 --> 00:58:13,209 But I was with Mr Simoni! 765 00:58:13,376 --> 00:58:17,251 You lock yourself up with him when your mum's suicidal? 766 00:58:17,417 --> 00:58:20,792 - Mum! - There's nothing wrong with him. 767 00:58:20,959 --> 00:58:25,167 Nothing wrong? Shall I show you his X-rays? 768 00:58:25,334 --> 00:58:27,959 Nothing at all. Ask Mrs Paquet! 769 00:58:28,084 --> 00:58:30,959 But he pays you, so he can just stroll in. 770 00:58:31,084 --> 00:58:34,667 Do I have to pay money to see you? How much? 771 00:58:34,834 --> 00:58:37,626 Stop it! Stop it! 772 00:58:37,834 --> 00:58:41,584 Simon, don't use that tone of voice. I'm still your mother! 773 00:58:41,751 --> 00:58:44,084 I can slap you in front of your friends! 774 00:58:44,251 --> 00:58:48,167 What have I done to deserve this? Mum, must you? 775 00:58:48,376 --> 00:58:50,834 Goodbye, Etienne. Goodbye or farewell! 776 00:58:51,001 --> 00:58:53,584 Farewell, Bouly. I've no time for your news. 777 00:58:53,751 --> 00:58:55,459 But where is she going? 778 00:58:55,667 --> 00:58:57,959 Don't worry, I'm leaving no address. 779 00:58:58,084 --> 00:58:59,542 You'll save on stamps! 780 00:58:59,751 --> 00:59:01,834 Stop it... Stop it! 781 00:59:09,209 --> 00:59:10,209 Goodbye. 782 00:59:10,792 --> 00:59:12,626 See you tomorrow, Pintard. 783 00:59:13,459 --> 00:59:15,126 Goodbye, Delpech. 784 00:59:36,959 --> 00:59:39,292 Dorsay! Just the man I... 785 00:59:58,834 --> 01:00:01,334 I came to return your earring. 786 01:00:01,751 --> 01:00:03,126 My What? 787 01:00:03,292 --> 01:00:06,626 I picked it up when your horse had convulsions. 788 01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:11,251 Yes. But... 789 01:00:12,709 --> 01:00:16,001 It isn't mine. I can't imagine where... No. 790 01:00:17,001 --> 01:00:18,084 What else? 791 01:00:18,376 --> 01:00:19,542 Nothing. 792 01:00:20,876 --> 01:00:22,001 Dinner? 793 01:00:22,459 --> 01:00:23,626 - No. - Tomorrow. 794 01:00:23,834 --> 01:00:25,917 I know a Chinese restaurant. 795 01:00:26,084 --> 01:00:27,584 Lunch? 796 01:00:28,209 --> 01:00:31,792 I'm not free for lunch tomorrow. Nor dinner. 797 01:00:32,042 --> 01:00:33,834 How about tea-time? 798 01:00:34,709 --> 01:00:35,917 You're drenched. 799 01:00:36,084 --> 01:00:37,876 And your tone is a bit dry. 800 01:00:39,751 --> 01:00:41,084 Why? 801 01:00:43,959 --> 01:00:45,292 I'm flustered. 802 01:00:46,334 --> 01:00:47,459 I'm sorry. 803 01:00:48,792 --> 01:00:50,584 You were taken in, there! 804 01:00:53,292 --> 01:00:55,584 - Well... I'm late. - No! 805 01:00:55,792 --> 01:00:57,001 Absolutely not! 806 01:00:57,167 --> 01:01:00,417 - That's just not possible! - What's not possible? 807 01:01:00,626 --> 01:01:03,001 I was about to say something. 808 01:01:03,209 --> 01:01:04,876 Your name, perchance? 809 01:01:05,959 --> 01:01:07,542 Etienne Dorsay. 810 01:01:08,584 --> 01:01:10,626 How old are you? 40? 811 01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:12,167 40-Odd. 812 01:01:12,959 --> 01:01:14,834 Tomorrow, 4.30 at La Rhumerie. 813 01:01:15,001 --> 01:01:18,042 - Martinique? - Yes. Will you be there? 814 01:01:21,209 --> 01:01:22,626 I should think so! 815 01:01:37,459 --> 01:01:40,001 The lift still hasn't been repaired. 816 01:01:40,167 --> 01:01:41,751 Hi, kids. 817 01:01:42,167 --> 01:01:43,751 Hi, old fella. 818 01:01:45,001 --> 01:01:47,834 - Fall in some water? - Water fell on me. 819 01:01:48,001 --> 01:01:50,084 Have you seen the weather? 820 01:01:50,292 --> 01:01:53,167 - What about your mac? - My mac... 821 01:01:54,001 --> 01:01:55,209 My mac... 822 01:01:55,417 --> 01:01:58,084 It was at Bouly's. 823 01:02:02,667 --> 01:02:05,584 And today... I lost an earring. 824 01:02:05,751 --> 01:02:06,792 What? 825 01:02:14,709 --> 01:02:15,876 Oh no... 826 01:02:16,417 --> 01:02:19,667 Horses are certainly sweeter than dogs. 827 01:02:20,042 --> 01:02:22,042 Dogs are more... 828 01:02:22,917 --> 01:02:24,417 Horses are colder. But wait. 829 01:02:24,667 --> 01:02:27,792 By cold, don't think I mean... 830 01:02:29,001 --> 01:02:30,001 No. 831 01:02:30,251 --> 01:02:32,917 You'll say it's a cliche but with horses, 832 01:02:33,042 --> 01:02:36,626 when we climb onto their backs, do we humans 833 01:02:36,834 --> 01:02:39,251 ask their opinion? 834 01:02:39,459 --> 01:02:40,334 No. 835 01:02:42,251 --> 01:02:46,334 Charlotte, maybe it's because I never married or maybe it's... 836 01:02:47,084 --> 01:02:48,917 the need to have children 837 01:02:49,126 --> 01:02:50,334 but... 838 01:02:51,751 --> 01:02:55,084 if it weren't for my animal friends, some evenings... 839 01:02:56,792 --> 01:02:58,959 I hate such displays of emotion! 840 01:02:59,126 --> 01:03:00,834 I'm not about to... 841 01:03:01,126 --> 01:03:03,626 Where did you get that suit? 842 01:03:06,167 --> 01:03:08,959 That's just what you needed. 843 01:03:10,042 --> 01:03:12,084 Because to be honest... 844 01:03:12,376 --> 01:03:15,126 that photo of you on the Ministry steps, 845 01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:17,876 the one at your place, it's so lugubrious! 846 01:03:18,042 --> 01:03:20,334 - How many pants? - One. 847 01:03:20,501 --> 01:03:23,001 No, two. You work sitting down. 848 01:03:23,167 --> 01:03:26,376 Michel, one with turn-ups, one without. 849 01:03:26,584 --> 01:03:28,834 And no pockets. 850 01:03:30,501 --> 01:03:32,376 With a half-belt? 851 01:03:32,584 --> 01:03:35,376 Now then... how about a half-belt? 852 01:03:36,126 --> 01:03:38,626 To be honest, I don't know. 853 01:03:39,126 --> 01:03:43,001 Did she just came out with it, "You're a lousy dresser"? 854 01:03:43,667 --> 01:03:46,792 No, she isn't like that. You know Marthe. 855 01:03:47,584 --> 01:03:49,376 She looks at you, silently. 856 01:03:49,584 --> 01:03:53,334 You say, "What's the matter with me?" 857 01:03:54,459 --> 01:03:58,751 That's when she says, "How long have you had that suit?" 858 01:03:59,876 --> 01:04:01,001 Hyenas. 859 01:04:02,584 --> 01:04:04,251 They're all hyenas! 860 01:04:06,459 --> 01:04:09,792 With all those kids around I don't want to lag behind. 861 01:04:10,792 --> 01:04:13,709 - Hairspray, or soft? - No hairspray! 862 01:04:13,876 --> 01:04:15,917 Soft. Totally soft. 863 01:04:16,167 --> 01:04:18,334 You can look at yourself now. 864 01:04:21,709 --> 01:04:23,584 - Crikey! - What? 865 01:04:24,709 --> 01:04:26,126 Errol Flynn... 866 01:04:34,501 --> 01:04:36,042 Hello, godmother. 867 01:04:36,792 --> 01:04:39,084 Hello, girls. 868 01:04:45,001 --> 01:04:46,751 Good evening, Marthe. 869 01:05:02,167 --> 01:05:04,209 Hello, everyone. 870 01:05:05,084 --> 01:05:06,292 Sorry. 871 01:05:07,417 --> 01:05:08,792 I'm late. 872 01:05:11,709 --> 01:05:14,417 I was with... what's his name again? 873 01:05:46,167 --> 01:05:48,876 Pavillon du Regent? Hello. 874 01:05:51,042 --> 01:05:53,167 It's Mr Chabert. 875 01:05:55,584 --> 01:05:56,667 Chabert. 876 01:06:16,751 --> 01:06:18,667 Hold the line, I'll see. 877 01:06:28,167 --> 01:06:30,001 Mr Dorsay. 878 01:06:38,709 --> 01:06:40,292 Yes, if you like, miss. 879 01:06:40,501 --> 01:06:42,251 Miss Charlotte what? 880 01:06:43,167 --> 01:06:44,001 Sorry"- 881 01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:45,417 It's for me! 882 01:06:49,042 --> 01:06:52,501 Charlotte? It's Etienne. Aren't you coming? 883 01:06:52,751 --> 01:06:55,542 - I'm in London. - London? Why? 884 01:06:55,751 --> 01:06:59,042 Working. I tried to call but it was engaged. 885 01:06:59,209 --> 01:07:02,501 The minister of justice kept me talking for an hour. 886 01:07:02,709 --> 01:07:04,001 Come over here. 887 01:07:04,167 --> 01:07:05,167 Where? 888 01:07:05,417 --> 01:07:10,042 The last plane arrives at 10 pm. I'll wait for you at the airport. 889 01:07:11,792 --> 01:07:13,251 In London? 890 01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:15,709 But... 891 01:07:16,376 --> 01:07:20,209 We'll spend the evening here and return tomorrow at ten. 892 01:07:23,209 --> 01:07:25,042 Tomorrow morning? 893 01:08:15,001 --> 01:08:16,459 Aren't they here yet? 894 01:08:16,709 --> 01:08:18,917 - What's that for? - A party! 895 01:08:19,084 --> 01:08:21,001 - For what? - For fun. 896 01:08:21,209 --> 01:08:25,334 I'm tired so I thought we'd have a knees-up at home. 897 01:08:25,584 --> 01:08:26,626 It'll be great! 898 01:08:26,834 --> 01:08:29,084 I'm sure it will be wonderful. 899 01:08:29,667 --> 01:08:31,751 Look what dad gave me. 900 01:08:33,126 --> 01:08:34,376 An orchid. 901 01:08:55,792 --> 01:08:58,334 What do you want? Whisky? 902 01:08:58,626 --> 01:08:59,876 Why not? 903 01:09:02,126 --> 01:09:04,751 And take the phone off the hook. 904 01:09:06,501 --> 01:09:08,667 You don't want to make love now... 905 01:09:10,917 --> 01:09:13,167 I said take the phone off the hook. 906 01:09:15,917 --> 01:09:18,334 - Who's that? - No idea. 907 01:09:18,501 --> 01:09:20,209 Are you going? 908 01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:33,084 A telegram. 909 01:09:33,251 --> 01:09:35,292 Telegram? For whom? 910 01:09:35,667 --> 01:09:36,792 For you. 911 01:09:37,001 --> 01:09:38,417 Open it. 912 01:09:41,376 --> 01:09:43,626 - It's the Ministry. - You're joking! 913 01:09:43,792 --> 01:09:46,417 Really. Who's Martin-Guyot? 914 01:09:46,876 --> 01:09:49,417 That guy who's... You know... 915 01:09:49,626 --> 01:09:52,251 The bloke who's head of... 916 01:09:52,709 --> 01:09:55,417 - You know, the department. - He's senior to you? 917 01:09:55,667 --> 01:09:59,126 Not for long but he is for the time being. 918 01:10:00,751 --> 01:10:02,334 Read it out then. 919 01:10:02,584 --> 01:10:07,084 "Your presence vital this evening at Brussels symposium. 920 01:10:07,417 --> 01:10:10,042 "Stop. Return midday tomorrow. 921 01:10:10,876 --> 01:10:12,292 "Martin-Guyot." 922 01:10:18,667 --> 01:10:19,709 No. 923 01:10:22,167 --> 01:10:24,792 Not this time. No, no, no! 924 01:10:25,334 --> 01:10:26,667 I will not go! 925 01:10:27,209 --> 01:10:28,959 - I'm not... - Etienne! 926 01:10:29,126 --> 01:10:32,501 I'm not some puppet! This is the camel that broke the... 927 01:10:33,001 --> 01:10:36,126 - I won't be held hostage! - What are you going to do? 928 01:10:36,334 --> 01:10:38,001 Nothing. I don't know. 929 01:10:38,167 --> 01:10:41,042 Call the minister. I have his private number. 930 01:10:41,292 --> 01:10:45,709 Balzac 14-39. Tell him to go to Brussels with his lackeys. 931 01:10:45,876 --> 01:10:48,792 I'm staying right here. 932 01:10:49,001 --> 01:10:51,876 With my wife and children! 933 01:10:53,459 --> 01:10:57,792 Look, Etienne, you'd better go. Be grown-up about it. 934 01:10:58,042 --> 01:10:59,042 No! 935 01:11:00,876 --> 01:11:03,001 Hey, wait for me! 936 01:11:04,459 --> 01:11:08,501 We shall be arriving in London in 45 minutes... 937 01:11:12,667 --> 01:11:13,709 Oh, shit! 938 01:11:14,126 --> 01:11:15,126 Marie-Ange! 939 01:11:26,667 --> 01:11:28,959 What did she say, Mrs Philippot? 940 01:11:29,376 --> 01:11:31,251 Did she go up to the flat? 941 01:11:32,417 --> 01:11:34,667 - No. - What did she want? 942 01:11:34,834 --> 01:11:37,126 - Her mail. - There was none. 943 01:11:37,292 --> 01:11:38,334 No. 944 01:11:42,167 --> 01:11:43,292 "Driving school"? 945 01:12:01,709 --> 01:12:03,667 There's some guy there. 946 01:12:04,459 --> 01:12:06,959 A guy? - Yeah, a guy- 947 01:12:07,084 --> 01:12:10,251 When I rang, a guy answered the door with a... 948 01:12:10,417 --> 01:12:13,584 A blue T-shirt. You know, a stripy one. 949 01:12:13,959 --> 01:12:16,459 I don't give a shit. Did you see Marie-Ange? 950 01:12:16,709 --> 01:12:17,626 No. 951 01:12:17,959 --> 01:12:19,042 What did you say? 952 01:12:19,709 --> 01:12:22,334 Nothing. When I saw the guy... 953 01:12:22,501 --> 01:12:25,376 I just said I'd got the wrong buzzer. 954 01:12:30,751 --> 01:12:33,584 I'll drag her out by the scruff of the neck! 955 01:12:33,751 --> 01:12:35,584 Watch yourself. 956 01:12:36,209 --> 01:12:38,459 He's unpleasant. 957 01:12:39,626 --> 01:12:42,042 Bouly's a joker, asking us to... 958 01:12:42,209 --> 01:12:45,126 Let him come and get her. It's not our job. 959 01:12:47,709 --> 01:12:49,584 She's not our wife... 960 01:12:58,501 --> 01:12:59,792 Ladies and gentlemen, 961 01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:02,376 we are beginning our descent towards London. 962 01:13:02,584 --> 01:13:04,292 Please fasten your seat belts 963 01:13:04,959 --> 01:13:07,626 and extinguish your cigarettes. Thank you. 964 01:13:19,792 --> 01:13:21,126 Ladies and gentlemen. 965 01:13:21,334 --> 01:13:25,001 Due to adverse weather conditions 966 01:13:25,167 --> 01:13:27,626 we are unable to land in London. 967 01:13:27,834 --> 01:13:30,167 We have been diverted to Brussels. 968 01:13:30,334 --> 01:13:34,792 Further information will be available in the airport terminal... 969 01:13:38,709 --> 01:13:41,959 I put the hood up. I felt a few drops. 970 01:13:42,084 --> 01:13:43,584 What happened to you? 971 01:13:44,001 --> 01:13:47,167 The guy's a contender for Wanker of the Year. 972 01:13:49,167 --> 01:13:52,209 It's funny. Blokes like him just wind me up. 973 01:13:52,376 --> 01:13:55,251 Bang, I'm off! Pass me a tissue. 974 01:13:55,584 --> 01:13:57,834 - Shall I treat you? - Leave it out! 975 01:13:58,084 --> 01:13:59,751 Just a scratch. 976 01:14:01,209 --> 01:14:02,251 Wanker! 977 01:14:03,251 --> 01:14:05,542 And did you see Marie-Ange? 978 01:14:05,959 --> 01:14:09,709 Vaguely. She's really hit the jackpot. 979 01:14:09,876 --> 01:14:12,084 Taking 3 kids from their dad for... 980 01:14:12,459 --> 01:14:13,584 Hyenas! 981 01:14:14,126 --> 01:14:16,251 What did you say to her? 982 01:14:17,751 --> 01:14:20,876 Nothing. I was having a spat with that dwarf. 983 01:14:21,042 --> 01:14:22,084 What dwarf? 984 01:14:22,459 --> 01:14:23,459 The guy! 985 01:14:34,292 --> 01:14:36,292 What do we tell Bouly? 986 01:14:37,042 --> 01:14:39,751 I don't know. A bit of tact is called for. 987 01:14:39,917 --> 01:14:41,876 We could write him a letter. 988 01:14:42,501 --> 01:14:45,876 No, no... We'll tell him that... 989 01:14:46,667 --> 01:14:50,001 ...there was a driving school because we can't... 990 01:14:50,334 --> 01:14:54,917 As for Marie-Ange... we'll say the bird had... And presto! 991 01:14:55,251 --> 01:14:58,834 We'll think of a nice way to put it. 992 01:14:59,001 --> 01:15:02,626 - Without mentioning the dwarf. - Exactly. 993 01:15:04,959 --> 01:15:07,084 Welcome to Brussels. 994 01:15:07,251 --> 01:15:09,792 Passengers travelling to London 995 01:15:09,959 --> 01:15:13,917 are invited to present themselves at the restaurant 996 01:15:14,042 --> 01:15:16,792 where refreshments will be served. 997 01:15:16,959 --> 01:15:20,959 Further information will be given in due course... 998 01:15:37,417 --> 01:15:39,751 Yes... why are you calling me? 999 01:15:42,167 --> 01:15:45,751 I'm delighted... I know you're in Brussels... 1000 01:15:51,084 --> 01:15:52,626 Not at all but... 1001 01:15:54,001 --> 01:15:58,959 I wasn't really worried. Brussels isn't... 1002 01:16:01,251 --> 01:16:03,876 Oh, you're so sensitive! 1003 01:16:04,459 --> 01:16:07,542 No, I was fast asleep. I took a pill... 1004 01:16:11,292 --> 01:16:12,501 No. It's your turn. 1005 01:16:13,209 --> 01:16:16,376 Last time, I was the one who hung up. 1006 01:16:18,251 --> 01:16:19,459 I love you. 1007 01:16:19,834 --> 01:16:21,126 One, two, three... 1008 01:16:48,251 --> 01:16:50,292 I know he's away. 1009 01:16:51,751 --> 01:16:52,876 Mum! 1010 01:16:55,626 --> 01:16:59,667 Switch the light off and go to sleep! That's enough! 1011 01:17:08,209 --> 01:17:10,626 You're not going to ring all night. 1012 01:17:10,792 --> 01:17:11,834 I am. 1013 01:17:12,042 --> 01:17:13,084 What do you want? 1014 01:17:13,292 --> 01:17:15,084 It's now or never, my love. 1015 01:17:15,876 --> 01:17:17,376 To do what? 1016 01:17:21,876 --> 01:17:23,042 Go away! 1017 01:17:23,292 --> 01:17:25,126 Leave me alone. 1018 01:17:25,459 --> 01:17:27,001 Leave me alone! 1019 01:17:27,209 --> 01:17:30,792 This'll be disappointing but I have to be frank. 1020 01:17:30,959 --> 01:17:34,417 I'm not as tenacious as Moreau in A Sentimental Education. 1021 01:17:35,001 --> 01:17:36,834 - Really? - I have to be tough. 1022 01:17:37,334 --> 01:17:40,917 Very tough. I know it's hard to be dumped when you're 40 1023 01:17:41,084 --> 01:17:43,292 but Lucien Raki is out of your life. 1024 01:17:45,042 --> 01:17:46,626 It's for the best. 1025 01:17:46,876 --> 01:17:50,876 Are you for banning HGVs from the banks of the Seine? 1026 01:17:52,126 --> 01:17:54,126 Why do you ask? 1027 01:17:54,334 --> 01:17:57,834 I've got a job with a polling organisation. 1028 01:17:58,001 --> 01:18:00,251 So since I'm here... are you for? 1029 01:18:00,501 --> 01:18:03,292 Well, I don't know... Against. 1030 01:18:05,251 --> 01:18:06,459 Goodbye, madam. 1031 01:18:08,417 --> 01:18:11,167 Anyway, you gave me a thrill. 1032 01:18:13,709 --> 01:18:17,001 At that moment, had I sifted through my past, 1033 01:18:17,126 --> 01:18:21,251 I'd have had to admit there had been more pleasant nights. 1034 01:18:22,084 --> 01:18:26,584 Yet in this foreign land where chance had plunged me, 1035 01:18:26,751 --> 01:18:31,417 I felt the mad wind of adventure on the back of my neck! 1036 01:18:31,626 --> 01:18:34,042 A woman awaited me in London, 1037 01:18:34,209 --> 01:18:38,667 another in Paris, while I was stranded in sleepy Brussels. 1038 01:18:39,584 --> 01:18:42,084 Next day, Charlotte made light of the fog, 1039 01:18:42,292 --> 01:18:44,376 and winged her way back to Paris. 1040 01:18:44,876 --> 01:18:47,459 There followed a succession of thrills. 1041 01:18:47,667 --> 01:18:51,001 Every day between 4.55 pm when I left the office 1042 01:18:51,126 --> 01:18:54,709 and 5.50 or 5.52 pm when Marthe came home 1043 01:18:54,917 --> 01:18:57,834 - with or without her classmates - 1044 01:18:58,001 --> 01:19:01,292 it's fair to say that in the hour we had together 1045 01:19:01,459 --> 01:19:04,001 Charlotte and I lived life to the full, 1046 01:19:04,126 --> 01:19:07,667 alternating exhilarating excursions with hilarious meetings. 1047 01:19:08,334 --> 01:19:12,417 Charlotte and I cultivated the mystery of Charlotte. 1048 01:19:13,167 --> 01:19:17,751 She said little about herself. I dared not violate her silences. 1049 01:19:19,459 --> 01:19:23,167 Better still, so that she would never for a moment suspect 1050 01:19:23,334 --> 01:19:25,792 the obscenity of my intentions 1051 01:19:26,001 --> 01:19:28,251 I was careful never to suggest 1052 01:19:28,459 --> 01:19:31,292 that we meet after nightfall. 1053 01:19:31,626 --> 01:19:34,584 We would part without leaving an address, 1054 01:19:34,792 --> 01:19:37,834 her, breathless with pleasure, 1055 01:19:38,626 --> 01:19:41,376 me, face puffed-up with desire! 1056 01:19:42,459 --> 01:19:46,917 Meanwhile Marthe passed the exams that had so daunted her. 1057 01:19:47,292 --> 01:19:50,334 She failed just one oral and was ready to re-sit. 1058 01:19:50,501 --> 01:19:53,584 ...so hard! You wouldn't believe it. 1059 01:19:53,751 --> 01:19:55,251 I admired her. 1060 01:19:55,459 --> 01:19:58,376 As for me, I was promoted, without exam or intrigue, 1061 01:19:58,584 --> 01:20:01,167 and given Martin-Guyot's job 1062 01:20:01,334 --> 01:20:04,751 when he opted to put his pension fund to work. 1063 01:20:05,334 --> 01:20:07,709 I was now head of the whole floor 1064 01:20:07,876 --> 01:20:10,792 and my promotion, rather than exciting jealousy 1065 01:20:11,001 --> 01:20:12,876 as was the custom, 1066 01:20:13,042 --> 01:20:15,376 heralded unexpected friendly overtures 1067 01:20:15,626 --> 01:20:18,084 from the more aggressive souls. 1068 01:20:19,792 --> 01:20:23,959 I was far too busy to seek an explanation for this upturn 1069 01:20:24,126 --> 01:20:27,876 on which, although mystified, I congratulated myself. 1070 01:20:28,667 --> 01:20:32,792 That summer, the lives of others also took a bewitching turn. 1071 01:20:33,876 --> 01:20:35,334 Simon 1072 01:20:35,834 --> 01:20:37,334 married off his mother. 1073 01:20:37,709 --> 01:20:39,001 He was delighted 1074 01:20:39,209 --> 01:20:40,834 and we shared his joy. 1075 01:20:41,001 --> 01:20:43,001 Charles married reluctantly 1076 01:20:43,167 --> 01:20:45,584 but as Mouchy said at the reception, 1077 01:20:46,042 --> 01:20:48,751 "it's the result that matters." 1078 01:20:49,126 --> 01:20:52,042 The wedding party was rambling, 1079 01:20:52,251 --> 01:20:54,876 showy and a triumph. 1080 01:21:06,251 --> 01:21:08,709 - Whose is this? - Mine. 1081 01:21:11,001 --> 01:21:12,459 You're too careless. 1082 01:21:24,292 --> 01:21:27,167 But the best surprise of the following week 1083 01:21:27,376 --> 01:21:31,584 was the sudden reappearance of Bouly's wife and furniture. 1084 01:21:35,376 --> 01:21:37,542 The reasons for her return were vague. 1085 01:21:37,709 --> 01:21:40,751 Simon and Daniel claimed they had precipitated 1086 01:21:40,959 --> 01:21:44,251 the reunion the evening I had spent away from Paris. 1087 01:21:45,001 --> 01:21:49,334 But their account of the incident was confused and contradictory. 1088 01:21:50,417 --> 01:21:53,792 As for Bouly, he thought deep down 1089 01:21:53,959 --> 01:21:57,001 that the charm he exuded was just too powerful 1090 01:21:57,167 --> 01:22:00,501 for the poor girl to resist. 1091 01:22:01,751 --> 01:22:05,126 Sad to report that the very next day he was to be found 1092 01:22:05,376 --> 01:22:09,417 fishing in the same waters for which he had been punished. 1093 01:22:10,001 --> 01:22:12,792 I'll call you in the middle of the night 1094 01:22:12,959 --> 01:22:16,792 and say I'm Mrs Luberon. You'll come and find them in bed. 1095 01:22:16,959 --> 01:22:20,459 Don't do that. Anyway, you don't know her name. 1096 01:22:20,959 --> 01:22:23,084 What is her first name? 1097 01:22:23,251 --> 01:22:25,334 Come on, tell us! 1098 01:22:25,542 --> 01:22:26,584 Hyacinthe. 1099 01:22:31,001 --> 01:22:34,376 We laugh because we're stupid. Hyacinthe's quite nice. 1100 01:22:34,584 --> 01:22:38,084 - "Hello, Hyacinthe..." - Hey, guys, who fancies 1101 01:22:38,292 --> 01:22:40,251 a game with the ladies? 1102 01:22:40,584 --> 01:22:44,251 Save it for when you're at home, not with us. 1103 01:22:44,459 --> 01:22:46,001 Don't be ridiculous. 1104 01:22:46,209 --> 01:22:50,334 Hello, ladies. How about a game of draughts? 1105 01:22:50,501 --> 01:22:52,376 Is it any wonder? 1106 01:22:52,626 --> 01:22:54,751 - Is what any wonder? - Nothing. 1107 01:22:55,042 --> 01:22:57,751 - Go on, say it. - Nothing. That's my glass! 1108 01:22:57,917 --> 01:23:00,042 Check out the pins! 1109 01:23:00,292 --> 01:23:03,167 Maybe it's all that running after guys. 1110 01:23:03,376 --> 01:23:05,126 Coffees please, Françoise. 1111 01:23:05,292 --> 01:23:07,834 No bra, did you notice? 1112 01:23:08,001 --> 01:23:09,417 Didn't you see? 1113 01:23:10,167 --> 01:23:13,876 - I don't give a damn, stop it! - Stop what? It's cute. 1114 01:23:15,584 --> 01:23:17,126 Stupid bitch! 1115 01:23:55,084 --> 01:23:56,292 Goal! 1116 01:24:15,417 --> 01:24:16,917 Hey, Daniel... 1117 01:24:18,876 --> 01:24:20,751 What about my car? 1118 01:24:23,167 --> 01:24:26,584 I'd have had it today but the guy's in Marseilles. 1119 01:24:27,001 --> 01:24:28,751 Because this one... 1120 01:24:29,209 --> 01:24:30,876 has had it! 1121 01:25:04,417 --> 01:25:06,042 The key's in the door. 1122 01:25:15,792 --> 01:25:17,292 Oh, it's you. 1123 01:25:17,917 --> 01:25:20,667 How's it going? It's been awhile... 1124 01:25:31,917 --> 01:25:33,792 Been decorating? 1125 01:25:34,001 --> 01:25:37,167 Yes. Well, I started but... 1126 01:25:44,001 --> 01:25:46,126 You should paint the floor too. 1127 01:25:46,417 --> 01:25:48,584 Then put some varnish on it. 1128 01:25:51,001 --> 01:25:52,751 Fancy a drink? 1129 01:25:53,251 --> 01:25:54,459 Come on. 1130 01:25:55,042 --> 01:25:57,251 Let's see what I've got... 1131 01:26:03,334 --> 01:26:05,376 Do you like chartreuse? 1132 01:26:06,667 --> 01:26:08,376 Well... yes. 1133 01:26:11,667 --> 01:26:15,334 I wanted to tell you that my life isn't as transparent... 1134 01:26:17,126 --> 01:26:19,001 as people... 1135 01:26:21,834 --> 01:26:25,126 I've been hiding someone too. 1136 01:26:28,334 --> 01:26:30,292 Just feel the dashboard. 1137 01:26:30,459 --> 01:26:33,376 Excuse me, Charlotte. May I call you Charlotte? 1138 01:26:33,584 --> 01:26:35,959 Touch it Feels like hide, not wood. 1139 01:26:36,209 --> 01:26:39,417 Like a baby's bottom! Go on, tell me what you think. 1140 01:26:40,001 --> 01:26:41,876 Spare me the sales patter. 1141 01:26:42,751 --> 01:26:46,167 Where should I "depose" you, as we say in Paris? 1142 01:26:46,334 --> 01:26:49,001 Puy de I'Ermite, since we're in the area. 1143 01:26:50,001 --> 01:26:52,709 You're going to your godmother's? 1144 01:26:52,876 --> 01:26:55,126 Of course. Like every Thursday. 1145 01:26:57,417 --> 01:26:59,001 Have you met? 1146 01:27:02,042 --> 01:27:04,667 What did you tell your poor godmother? 1147 01:27:05,084 --> 01:27:07,626 Nothing. It's a surprise. 1148 01:27:10,709 --> 01:27:11,792 Well... 1149 01:27:13,834 --> 01:27:15,667 That speaks volumes. 1150 01:27:16,501 --> 01:27:19,917 We never get invited to dinner at your godmother's. 1151 01:27:20,251 --> 01:27:23,917 Pop up for a drink. She'll be pleased. 1152 01:27:24,167 --> 01:27:28,001 Quick one, then. I love warm sparkling wine. 1153 01:27:37,751 --> 01:27:39,167 You're on a crossing. 1154 01:27:39,417 --> 01:27:41,876 Give me a break, I'll only be 5 minutes. 1155 01:27:42,042 --> 01:27:45,542 You're on a crossing. You can't stay there. 1156 01:27:46,709 --> 01:27:48,209 Etienne! Go up. 1157 01:27:48,459 --> 01:27:50,126 I'll park the car... 1158 01:27:55,001 --> 01:27:56,501 Seventh floor. 1159 01:28:00,209 --> 01:28:02,501 She teaches piano at Marguerite Long's. 1160 01:28:02,709 --> 01:28:06,792 She's always lived alone. Her son's married. Lives in Italy. 1161 01:28:07,626 --> 01:28:09,042 His name's Claude. 1162 01:28:15,876 --> 01:28:17,542 You're beautiful. 1163 01:28:18,334 --> 01:28:20,917 You smell nice. What is it? 1164 01:28:21,251 --> 01:28:22,876 Sandalwood. 1165 01:28:24,584 --> 01:28:26,209 Is that you, Etienne? 1166 01:28:26,376 --> 01:28:28,751 Are you in the dark, godmother? 1167 01:28:29,667 --> 01:28:31,167 Come and meet... 1168 01:28:47,251 --> 01:28:49,001 Happy birthday! 1169 01:28:50,292 --> 01:28:51,626 Claude! 1170 01:28:53,167 --> 01:28:54,209 And Jeanne! 1171 01:28:56,417 --> 01:28:58,751 - Aren't you in San Remo? - They're visiting. 1172 01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:00,959 Quite a surprise! 1173 01:29:01,084 --> 01:29:02,626 ' And Yaya! - Happy birthday! 1174 01:29:02,792 --> 01:29:05,334 Not Yaya any more. Christian. 1175 01:29:05,542 --> 01:29:07,584 Oh, Marthe, my dear! 1176 01:29:09,209 --> 01:29:10,251 Daddy! 1177 01:29:11,417 --> 01:29:12,959 My big girls! 1178 01:29:13,709 --> 01:29:15,042 You smell nice. 1179 01:29:15,709 --> 01:29:18,417 Marthe... Let me introduce you to... 1180 01:29:19,251 --> 01:29:21,834 I'm so moved I forgot... 1181 01:29:22,001 --> 01:29:25,709 Let me introduce... Let me introduce a friend of... 1182 01:29:25,876 --> 01:29:27,459 Hello, godmother! 1183 01:29:27,959 --> 01:29:30,167 You didn't tell me! 1184 01:29:30,834 --> 01:29:33,542 A surprise for Etienne. We weren't expecting you. 1185 01:29:33,751 --> 01:29:35,001 Hi, kids! 1186 01:29:35,751 --> 01:29:38,501 Don't bother about me, I can't stay. 1187 01:29:38,751 --> 01:29:42,084 I wanted to thank godmother for the sleeveless pullover. 1188 01:29:42,292 --> 01:29:45,459 - Etienne gave it to you? - It was too big for me. 1189 01:29:45,709 --> 01:29:48,417 He means his shoulders weren't square enough! 1190 01:29:48,709 --> 01:29:50,376 Did you say hello, Mimi? 1191 01:29:53,626 --> 01:29:56,709 She hasn't had a chance to yet. Fetch some glasses... 1192 01:29:56,917 --> 01:29:58,876 No, we really must go. 1193 01:29:59,042 --> 01:30:02,376 We're a bit upset. Cost me a fortune, right, babe? 1194 01:30:02,626 --> 01:30:04,126 Tickets for Salle Pleyel. 1195 01:30:04,876 --> 01:30:06,459 But she loves all that. 1196 01:30:06,667 --> 01:30:08,501 You can spare a minute... 1197 01:30:08,709 --> 01:30:11,959 No, no. Out of the question. Anyway... 1198 01:30:12,209 --> 01:30:14,709 Best go or we'll miss the concert. 1199 01:30:15,834 --> 01:30:17,251 Say goodbye, Mimi... 1200 01:30:20,792 --> 01:30:22,667 Happy birthday, Etienne! 1201 01:30:45,292 --> 01:30:48,251 Do you like the gloves? You can change them. 1202 01:30:48,417 --> 01:30:52,376 Why would I change them? They're sensational! 1203 01:30:52,584 --> 01:30:54,834 - Is Etienne with you? - What's up? 1204 01:30:55,001 --> 01:30:56,042 I need to see him. 1205 01:30:57,126 --> 01:31:00,376 Etienne, I don't know what to do. I have to talk to you. 1206 01:31:00,584 --> 01:31:02,917 Excuse us, Marthe. He's gone crazy. 1207 01:31:03,042 --> 01:31:06,834 He wants to kill himself, kill her. He just stuck one on me. 1208 01:31:07,001 --> 01:31:08,334 Who did? How? 1209 01:31:08,501 --> 01:31:10,917 Bouly. Marie-Ange has left him again. 1210 01:31:11,042 --> 01:31:14,167 She's left him! He's in the car... 1211 01:31:14,584 --> 01:31:17,834 Etienne's always been like a big brother to him. 1212 01:31:18,001 --> 01:31:21,334 And Bouly adores him, so at a time like this... 1213 01:31:21,542 --> 01:31:23,542 - You were right to come. - Look! 1214 01:31:23,917 --> 01:31:25,626 Leave me alone! Get lost! 1215 01:31:25,792 --> 01:31:27,917 - Where are you going? - To kill her! 1216 01:31:28,042 --> 01:31:30,876 Let go! Get your stupid gloves off me! 1217 01:31:31,084 --> 01:31:33,584 Button it, Daniel! I'm warning you! 1218 01:31:34,001 --> 01:31:35,959 You don't know where she is! 1219 01:31:36,292 --> 01:31:39,167 Don't be a fool, Bouly! This is serious. 1220 01:31:39,334 --> 01:31:40,751 I'll kill her! 1221 01:31:41,251 --> 01:31:42,376 I'll kill her! 1222 01:31:42,792 --> 01:31:45,126 - Bouly! - Bouly no longer exists! 1223 01:31:45,292 --> 01:31:46,334 Etienne! 1224 01:31:47,209 --> 01:31:48,751 Shall I go back in? 1225 01:31:48,917 --> 01:31:50,126 Go back inside. 1226 01:31:50,501 --> 01:31:51,459 Got the key? 1227 01:31:53,834 --> 01:31:54,917 Come on... 1228 01:31:59,042 --> 01:32:00,084 My kids! 1229 01:32:00,751 --> 01:32:01,792 But Why? 1230 01:32:02,584 --> 01:32:05,292 - I'm bleeding. - You're not. Go on, get in. 1231 01:32:05,459 --> 01:32:07,959 Find me a bridge to jump off. 1232 01:32:08,084 --> 01:32:09,251 No! Look... 1233 01:32:09,417 --> 01:32:11,584 He's crazy. I'm almost deaf. 1234 01:32:11,751 --> 01:32:13,667 You're fine. Get in. 1235 01:32:13,834 --> 01:32:15,709 - Listen to me... - Shut up! 1236 01:32:15,917 --> 01:32:18,001 Have you quite finished? 1237 01:32:18,167 --> 01:32:20,084 Shut your face, arsehole! 1238 01:32:21,251 --> 01:32:22,709 He didn't mean it! 1239 01:32:47,834 --> 01:32:49,667 So it was an act! 1240 01:32:50,042 --> 01:32:52,251 That really takes the biscuit! 1241 01:32:53,709 --> 01:32:55,376 What a cheek! 1242 01:32:56,584 --> 01:33:00,126 We didn't know what to get you so... 1243 01:33:03,084 --> 01:33:04,792 I don't know her address. 1244 01:33:04,959 --> 01:33:07,459 Number 72, she said. On the 8th floor. 1245 01:33:08,417 --> 01:33:09,792 What did she say? 1246 01:33:10,126 --> 01:33:11,751 She'll tell you herself. 1247 01:33:11,917 --> 01:33:13,542 That really hurt! 1248 01:33:13,751 --> 01:33:17,667 What about him? He punched me. Good job I've got a six-pack! 1249 01:33:18,001 --> 01:33:19,376 I'm sorry. 1250 01:33:19,626 --> 01:33:22,834 - I'm pissed off 'cause I can't hear. - You're bleeding. 1251 01:33:28,084 --> 01:33:29,376 Here it is. 1252 01:33:30,126 --> 01:33:32,417 Happy birthday, Etienne. 1253 01:33:32,626 --> 01:33:34,459 It gives me great pleasure... 1254 01:33:34,709 --> 01:33:36,376 Give the guy a break! 1255 01:33:45,751 --> 01:33:47,001 Etienne Dorsay. 1256 01:34:07,959 --> 01:34:10,334 Listen to me, Etienne Dorsay. 1257 01:34:12,417 --> 01:34:16,376 A month ago I met an unmarried man with no kids 1258 01:34:17,376 --> 01:34:19,751 who likes horses and travelling. 1259 01:34:21,167 --> 01:34:23,459 In a month you've got married 1260 01:34:23,667 --> 01:34:26,042 and had two 14-year-old daughters. 1261 01:34:26,501 --> 01:34:30,042 We've travelled as far as the top of the Arc de Triomphe. 1262 01:34:30,751 --> 01:34:33,876 You don't get on horses, rather horses get on top of you. 1263 01:34:34,792 --> 01:34:38,167 In the country, your clothes are ridiculed by children. 1264 01:34:38,792 --> 01:34:42,292 And you fly to Belgium while I'm waiting in London. 1265 01:34:44,001 --> 01:34:45,542 Stop gazing at your shoes 1266 01:34:45,751 --> 01:34:47,001 and look at me. 1267 01:34:48,334 --> 01:34:51,126 After what happened earlier, I want you 1268 01:34:51,834 --> 01:34:53,834 like I've never wanted anyone. 1269 01:34:56,209 --> 01:34:57,334 Now why is that? 1270 01:34:58,001 --> 01:34:59,167 I don't know. 1271 01:34:59,834 --> 01:35:03,709 I want your hands. I want to see your body unclothed. 1272 01:35:05,126 --> 01:35:08,626 You mean to say... naked. 1273 01:35:10,834 --> 01:35:11,917 Why? 1274 01:35:15,751 --> 01:35:18,917 Best not look for explanations. 1275 01:35:21,626 --> 01:35:24,876 I suggest you remove your bow tie. 1276 01:35:36,001 --> 01:35:39,834 Pitou? It's Marthe. Are your parents there? 1277 01:35:40,084 --> 01:35:42,709 Mum and dad are out. I'm alone. 1278 01:35:44,792 --> 01:35:49,167 Only he isn't at Simon's. Everybody seems to be out. 1279 01:35:49,876 --> 01:35:52,292 No matter. Know when they'll be back? 1280 01:35:53,001 --> 01:35:55,292 No. My dad broke a chair. 1281 01:35:56,334 --> 01:36:01,459 Had fate decreed that I should be a man of national destiny, 1282 01:36:02,209 --> 01:36:06,834 the night I had just spent would have gone down in history. 1283 01:36:07,542 --> 01:36:10,334 Having fuelled my gluttony with her silences, 1284 01:36:10,501 --> 01:36:12,292 Charlotte said in a second 1285 01:36:12,501 --> 01:36:15,084 what I had been unable to say for a month. 1286 01:36:16,292 --> 01:36:17,542 "Come." 1287 01:36:18,959 --> 01:36:22,959 A wonderful command that put a spark into my life. 1288 01:36:25,292 --> 01:36:28,626 But such is the ugliness of the male soul 1289 01:36:28,792 --> 01:36:31,626 that leaving Marthe did not cross my mind, 1290 01:36:31,834 --> 01:36:36,667 not even for an alimony amounting to 35.8% of my salary 1291 01:36:36,917 --> 01:36:39,042 after deductions, 1292 01:36:39,292 --> 01:36:42,209 as it would have others in my position... 1293 01:36:50,917 --> 01:36:52,001 Simone? 1294 01:36:55,001 --> 01:36:56,042 Simone... 1295 01:37:04,001 --> 01:37:05,292 What is it? 1296 01:37:05,459 --> 01:37:08,126 Nothing. It's my husband. He's downstairs. 1297 01:37:08,292 --> 01:37:09,584 Your husband! 1298 01:37:09,792 --> 01:37:10,834 Yes. Quick... 1299 01:37:11,417 --> 01:37:13,709 What do you mean? What husband? 1300 01:37:13,917 --> 01:37:15,834 Come on, move. Hurry! 1301 01:37:16,792 --> 01:37:17,834 The pillow! 1302 01:37:18,417 --> 01:37:20,292 He's meant to be away all week. 1303 01:37:20,834 --> 01:37:22,334 It's only Friday. 1304 01:37:22,751 --> 01:37:24,709 Shall we demand an explanation? 1305 01:37:27,459 --> 01:37:29,126 Your watch... 1306 01:37:59,292 --> 01:38:01,042 What are you doing? 1307 01:38:01,209 --> 01:38:03,334 Leave him to me. I'll talk to him. 1308 01:38:03,542 --> 01:38:05,417 No! Leave him to me. 1309 01:38:05,626 --> 01:38:07,251 Come on, quick! 1310 01:38:08,292 --> 01:38:10,292 No, that's the window... 1311 01:38:10,459 --> 01:38:13,001 I know. It's either that or the door. 1312 01:38:13,167 --> 01:38:15,084 No, no. Don't worry. 1313 01:38:15,459 --> 01:38:18,292 Just stand on the ledge. 1314 01:38:18,459 --> 01:38:21,084 I won't be long. He won't stay. 1315 01:38:22,042 --> 01:38:25,042 Go on, don't worry. Wait for me there. 1316 01:38:27,167 --> 01:38:28,292 Your clothes! 1317 01:38:28,459 --> 01:38:31,167 They're all folded up, in the bathroom. 1318 01:38:32,376 --> 01:38:33,834 Coming! 1319 01:38:38,626 --> 01:38:40,251 I'd better go, Denis is at the door. 1320 01:38:44,084 --> 01:38:45,792 I was on the phone. 1321 01:38:46,167 --> 01:38:47,542 To Jeannette. 1322 01:38:48,084 --> 01:38:49,292 Hello, darling! 1323 01:39:17,709 --> 01:39:18,959 Hey, look! 1324 01:39:32,001 --> 01:39:34,584 - What's the matter? - That chap up there. 1325 01:39:46,167 --> 01:39:48,084 No. He isn't here. 1326 01:40:04,376 --> 01:40:06,584 Is he going to jump? 1327 01:40:11,042 --> 01:40:14,334 We land in Marrakech at... ten past three. 1328 01:40:14,709 --> 01:40:17,209 But I have to work on Monday. 1329 01:40:17,376 --> 01:40:20,167 I'll put you on the Sunday night plane. 1330 01:40:20,751 --> 01:40:23,001 - You're beautiful, you know. - What? 1331 01:40:23,167 --> 01:40:26,876 I said you're beautiful. You heard me well enough. 1332 01:40:28,292 --> 01:40:30,001 Stop it, Denis ! 1333 01:41:14,834 --> 01:41:17,709 We'd better call the fire brigade. 1334 01:41:18,126 --> 01:41:21,751 There's a guy wants to jump off a building... 1335 01:41:29,959 --> 01:41:31,542 Look, there he is! 1336 01:42:20,501 --> 01:42:22,667 Hey, are you coming? 1337 01:42:22,959 --> 01:42:25,001 I'm coming but I'll skip the game. 1338 01:42:25,126 --> 01:42:26,334 What now? 1339 01:42:26,584 --> 01:42:29,251 Thanks to your bullshit she's left me for good. 1340 01:42:29,459 --> 01:42:30,626 Marie-Ange? 1341 01:42:30,792 --> 01:42:34,417 We got back so late she thought I was with some bird. 1342 01:42:34,626 --> 01:42:36,084 - Shit! - Damn! 1343 01:42:36,251 --> 01:42:39,417 - Did she take the furniture? - No. What's up with you? 1344 01:42:39,626 --> 01:42:42,792 There was a ruptured spleen so His Nibs here... 1345 01:42:42,959 --> 01:42:46,251 When Luberon got there, the guy was dead so he went home, 1346 01:42:46,459 --> 01:42:48,001 found fat boy and... 1347 01:42:49,376 --> 01:42:52,917 But he was nice about it. Took me to get the bullet out. 1348 01:42:53,876 --> 01:42:55,084 What a guy! 1349 01:42:55,292 --> 01:42:58,126 - Isn't Etienne with you? - Why would he be? 1350 01:43:03,959 --> 01:43:06,501 Not the ladder! It scares them. 1351 01:43:06,709 --> 01:43:08,751 Nearly always makes them jump. 1352 01:43:08,959 --> 01:43:10,209 Come on! 1353 01:43:38,834 --> 01:43:41,292 Did she say she'd drop by? 1354 01:43:43,376 --> 01:43:47,084 If only to see the kids... 1355 01:43:50,292 --> 01:43:54,917 ...at the junction of Rue de Tilsitt and Avenue de la Grande Armee. 1356 01:43:55,792 --> 01:43:59,876 The building is right on the corner of the two streets. 1357 01:44:00,126 --> 01:44:02,584 Fire Chief Commandant Claudon 1358 01:44:02,792 --> 01:44:05,292 is on the scene with his men 1359 01:44:05,459 --> 01:44:08,667 who are trying to reach the ledge from the roof... 1360 01:44:11,667 --> 01:44:14,417 - Who touched the aerial? - Not me! 1361 01:44:21,542 --> 01:44:23,292 That chap looks like dad! 1362 01:44:31,334 --> 01:44:32,584 Etienne... 1363 01:44:35,001 --> 01:44:36,876 Be sensible, sir! 1364 01:44:37,792 --> 01:44:39,626 Don't stay there! 1365 01:44:40,209 --> 01:44:42,917 Jump. Be a good lad. 1366 01:44:45,001 --> 01:44:48,751 Come on, jump. Be a good lad, OK? 1367 01:45:29,709 --> 01:45:30,834 With Charlotte gone, 1368 01:45:32,084 --> 01:45:34,584 I was suddenly troubled by the thought 1369 01:45:35,001 --> 01:45:36,584 that should Marthe leave me 1370 01:45:36,792 --> 01:45:40,126 it would not be without good reason. 1371 01:45:47,459 --> 01:45:49,209 Nevertheless I took steps 1372 01:45:49,459 --> 01:45:51,084 to ensure a soft landing. 1373 01:45:51,917 --> 01:45:54,959 I counted, in my solitude, a large number of women 1374 01:45:55,167 --> 01:45:57,417 in the welcoming committee below. 1375 01:45:59,084 --> 01:46:02,126 I couldn't help noticing one of them 1376 01:46:02,334 --> 01:46:03,834 photographing me. 1377 01:46:04,417 --> 01:46:06,459 One of those blondes one refers to 1378 01:46:07,001 --> 01:46:08,626 as "platinum". 1379 01:46:11,084 --> 01:46:15,126 In actual fact, my ascent had barely begun... 1380 01:46:17,709 --> 01:46:20,334 Subtitles by Kevin Smith for Eclair Group 97205