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Ughh…urghh

Mom, why is Dad's illness relapsing?

Ugh

Your father!

He ironically spent the entire night with Grandpa Kham.

He didn't even eat anything. He is now experiencing abdominal pain.

I suggest you should go to the hospital, Dad.

I'll take you there.

Wha What? Hospital?

No, I'm alright now. I'm not going to go.

What?

Urgh! I'm okay, I'm al..right. Ouch!

No, dad. Your stomach could be perforated by this point.

Don't be so stubborn.

Please allow the doctor to properly diagnose you.

No! I said I’m not going! Oh…

Ouch!

If you don't let the doctor see you,

you can say goodbye to drinking for the rest of your life!

How about that?

Wha What?

Phew! Now that’s a relief.

Dad! You can't drink like this any longer;

what will you do if your stomach becomes perforated?

I am worried about you.

Alright

I've given you a pain reliever,

so the aching should go away shortly, Mr. Headman.

Doctor, his stomach is not perforated, right?

It's not particularly that bad,

but please try to avoid drinking all day and all night like this.

So your daughter can be less concerned about you,

and remember to take your medication as prescribed.

Doctor, yes. I'll follow your instructions word by word.

Okay

Doctor, by the way. Are you currently with anyone?

No, sir. Why do you ask?

Are you going to set me up with a girl?

Of course, yes. How about my daughter?

Don't you think she's cute?

If it's you, I'll allow you to get through all the way.

Woah..all the way.

Dad!

Yes, sweetheart?

Ha! Now, Tad is no longer able to find a new wife.

I assure you! Ramphan assures you!

Heehee, hubby, now you’re staying with me.

Daddy! Daddy, I miss you!

Daddy misses you, too, son.

But do you understand that

I now have a lot of stuff to work on?

I do, indeed. Because you care about me,

you let me be with Mommy Ramphoei

so I don't have to see you go crazy for the lads.

What! My dear! Who taught you to speak like that?

It's not nice, is it?

You have to say sorry to your father now!

Daddy, I'm sorry;

I love you. I shall no longer listen to anything

Mr. Headman says from now on.

Daddy loves you as well.

But, by the way, what did Mr. Headman say to you?

He told me he's arranging Kraloeng with a doctor.

Mr. Headman will now beat mommy and granny.

Urgh! How do you like it? That's your hubby, right?

My husband is still your son anyway.

My son, but is he your husband too?

He’s your son.

I know he's my son,

but does that mean he's not your husband?

He’s your son.

*Humming*

Ouch, Roen!

Master,

Doctor Kanthep is really good looking,

the patient can’t get over him.

Handsome,

sweet,

and dreamy.

True, Master,

but I think

approaching the doctor in this way is too obvious.

However, if you fake being sick,

you will have a better chance of seeing him.

Ermm,

wouldn't they catch me if I pretended to be a patient?

If you pretend to be that patient's relative,

I believe you have a good chance of meeting the doctor.

Oh, GOOD IDEA!

But who would we pick to be that patient?

Master!

Master!

Master! I seriously miss you.

Aw, I miss you too.

Why didn’t you let me know you were dropping by, hmm?

But how close are you to Master that

he needs to inform you in advance?

Master and I are more than close.

I'm best pal, hands down. Bitch! Hahaha..

Nah, You two quit it.

So, what brings you here?

I got here as soon as I found out you were in town.

So, I'd like you to find me a guy,

and if you're capable of doing so,

I'm down with anything you'll say.

So, anything, you said?

That’s right, my friend.

Hmm…

Aww, men!

Manly scented men, fresh and pungent, yum!

yum!

Aww, they’re hitting on me.

They probably are hitting on you

because they're into weird stuff.

Bitch, am I a joke to you?

…Urghh…

Aw....

Ouchh…

Ramphan, I'm your friend,

and you went too far with this. *sobs*

Friends helping friends is usually a definite plus.

Urghh…

If I get to complete this job,

I appreciate you making my dream come true with that man,

my friend.

Ouch!

Umm, what seems to be the issue here?

Are you blind, doc?

Obviously, kicks and punches. *sobs*

Yes, no doubt.

I can see that you rolled with many punches.

Yes, I didn't have time to think about the number. *sobs*

Okay, so I'll need you to rest more habitually from now on,

take your meds on time, and,

most importantly, avoid those punches.

There is no room for any more punches at this point. *sobs*

Exactly

Oh, Bitch! You chose a guy over your friend. *sobs*

These are not serious, and they're not near to your heart.

Yeah? *sobs*

Ouch! Darn it!

Oh! Speaking of the doctor,

he's attractive and nice; why hasn't he been taken yet?

Yes, cute and on fleek.

Seems like we have to come here more often.

Aw..*sobs* You ass!

We don’t need to come here often,

I can just come and spy any intel for you.

No!

I'll have to get to know the doctor on my own!

Kraloeng, a moment.

Yes.

Come, sit here.

Kraloeng, Would you mind taking this meal to Chief Poom?

Why do I have to bring him this meal, Mom?

He's a grown man; he could act like one

and find himself a meal, couldn't he?

It's not nice to say this, my sweetheart.

You're also a girl; try to be more likable in your words.

My best buddy is Autie Shongnang,

and Chief Poom is her son. I have to be nice to him.

Then, how about you get Tummong to go? I'm not going

You don't have to push my granddaughter to do anything

because the chief has the face,

the money, and the career.

And my grandchild, Kraloeng, is in full bloom.

She might be afraid to approach him

because she has a crush on him!

No, granny!

So, what exactly is your point?

That's not what I'm thinking.

What is your point? Do tell.

I’ll bring it to him.

Is that so? Then, you're bringing him food every day.

As you wish, mom.

So you'll know

why someone like me would never fall for anyone.

Alright

I believe you, kid. You're a smart and a very nice girl.

Done! Isn't it fantastic?

You can't have a new wife now,

therefore you'll spend the rest of your life with me.

I've got you under my control, so take that.

He's really cute, isn't he?

We got him.

Oh, wait a minute, Chief. How do you like working here?

It's just as it is, I enjoy living in the countryside,

and most importantly, my mother is also from here.

By the way,

don't you think we have a lot of lovely girls here?

Why don't I get you one?

When it comes to girls,

especially those young teachers,

you can just leave it to me.

For real?

Can’t be any realer.

You aren't joking, are you?

No, I’m not.

Anyone, except that tough chick Lalita.

Why is that the first name that comes to mind,

Miss Ta? She's pretty, isn't she?

Nah, I can’t even. Though, the face is fine.

But think of the future: if we got married,

I'd be a dead man.

A dead man. Huh?

No man would marry a tough girl like that.

Ouch!

I don't even care if I end up alone.

Wait,

what do you mean?

I mean, except for my father,

I don't think any men are qualified.

No-brainers like them.

Hey, you don't have to say that while I'm here.

I have the brain, the smarts, and, most importantly,

the coolest, coolest personality of everyone.

If you can call yourself smart,

then those single-celled critters are would be Einstein.

Oh, and before you say anything,

try inhaling a bunch of this fresh O₂,

it's healthy for the brain.

So you don't have to be stupid forever.

You're simply acting this way because you're afraid,

aren't you? That's right, you’re afraid of love.

I’m not afraid.

If you aren't, then, why don’t you be with me?

Who would want to be with you?

Are you daydreaming?

Here, my mother told me to bring you your food! And,

please, don't talk about things behind women's backs.

Miss Ta would never normally become that furious.

And she wasn't even this angry when she was

told she was a tomboy or no boys would love her.

just ignore that.

Let's dig in now that the meal has arrived.

Look who's here. Ta,

have you had the chance to meet Chief Poom?

Isn't he as sweet as everyone says he is?

I don't even want to see his face,

so please don't utter his name.

Why do you refuse to see him, sweetie?

Urgh! He told me I'm not pretty,

that I'm too tough,

and that no boys will ever hit on me.

did he? Can you try to be less tough

and more friendly if you really

want to get along with a guy?

Okay, mom,

this Kraloeng will show you that

I, too, can get a guy to like me.

That's correct, sweetie.

Especially someone good-looking and kind like the doctor.

Hey, how’d you know?

You didn’t even have an hour to meet with him.

It’s my intuition, my love.

No, Chief Poom is the best,

and he's also Shong's son, my friend.

So you have one less problem if the mother

and daughter-in-law do not get along.

I know how much she adores Ta.

If he's this good, shouldn't he be taken by now?

He's not with anyone, I.. have..check! It’s true!

Or, he’s not into women?

No, he’s definitely a man!

Come to a halt, you two! I’m not choosing anybody,

especially someone as mean as Chief Poom,

because he will not have any chance to be with me.

Hey,

sis! What's up with the frown?

Have you canceled all of the scheduled events?

I have, and I also kind of lied to the clients

and staff about how sorry you are about what happened.

But don’t they mind if I cancel?

They're unhappy,

but it's a relief that Tide's staff stirred up the drama

by portraying you as the perfect mistress,

yet were enraged when a born-yesterday-kid

tried to steal your man.

So they're all rooting for you,

and about ten programs want you on their show.

Tide is an excellent manager;

no matter how bad the mess I made,

he can always make me appear to be the right one.

True, if he's not a playboy,

Tide has everything he needs to easily win

the national husband title.

But I'd be happier if it was Poom.

Hey, what's with the smile?

Isn't it probably something good?

That's what I admire about you: you really know me.

Let me guess,

you landed in on the lead role in a hit TV show

or became an ambassador for a well-known brand.

Oh, Poom.

You can be a real fortune teller

because both of your guesses are correct.

Good for you! They’re both your ultimate dreams!

What about your dreams, Poom?

My dreams?

I'd love to be a deputy chief in Khok Noon County.

So I became a Provincial Administration official

until I could get the position there.

Poom, are you out of your mind?

What happened to all of your brain cells?

You're the only son of a General

and a graduate of a world-class institution.

And you choose to be a deputy chief in the countryside?

I can’t take it!

What are you expecting me to do if you can't take it?

Give up your dreams and walk alongside me.

Please hear me out, Poom.

A top superstar like me

cannot be with an unprogressive deputy chief.

Think of how others might see me.

Hey!

Sis, where did you get all that fuzz?

It's Poom, he told me he'll be deputy chief

he told me he'll be deputy chief

somewhere in the countryside.

What? No way!

If he's just some random guy, I'd keep my mouth shut.

But he's the only child of General Aanaat,

a long-established family.

How did he end up being a chief somewhere far away?

It's most probably his mother, as it's her hometown.

Being with him would jeopardize your entire career.

But where can I find someone as sweet as Poom?

t's Tide, I see.

He's charming, wealthy, and madly in love with you.

If you let him in,

I promise you will not have

any sorrow for the rest of your life.

Why am I signing the contract at his place,

Nut? Shouldn't this be done in front of the press?

Oh, it's Mr. Tide's strategy; as soon as you sign,

you'll go film at an overseas studio and then return to debut,

which will boost your reputation.

It is a priceless deal;

no brand would ever offer you this much in this economy.

Could you please bear with me?

Fah, I'll be right back, alright?

Please pardon me.

Fah, you're more appealing in person,

a lot more than I see you on TV.

Thank you, now I’m flattered.

By the way, where is the contract?

I'd like to thank you again for picking me.

Are there any typos, Mr. Tide?

Isn't this three times what we agreed on?

That is not a typo but I’m paying you in advance.

To ensure that you will be the ambassador

or my brand for three years straight.

Mr. Tide, you can be completely honest with me.

What exactly do you want? I'm not your sugar baby.

But, if you'll allow me, I enjoy being a sugar daddy.

Would you consider me? It would be well worth your time.

If this doesn't work out.

You will lose all of my loyalty.

You can do whatever you want.

Who'd have thought Tide would

be this mischievous barely a year after

you two got together?

I'm not going to stay like this forever;

you’ll see.

What are you going to do?

Are you breaking up with Tide?

I’ll do it if I have to.

Gotcha!