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- OK.
- Uh-huh.

I mean, I might wonder
if low geomagnetic activity

is to blame for
the style of your dream,

but, really, this couldn't be
a more straightforward reading.

And how long will
the dream analysis take?

Real life is so much more
complicated to understand.

This could all be a simulation.

OK, can we simulate a helpful
end to the dream analysis?

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You've got to be
with the birds. Mum.

You've got... You've got
to be with the birds.

You need to spread your wings.

Hmm.

Yeah, what does that
actually mean, though?

Greetings!

Ooh!

Are we ready for the tech event?

- Dad, no.
- Calm down.

I'm just limbering up.

Are you wearing that?

Yeah. Some of my followers
might be there.

Not for long.

Hey, hey, spread your wings.

Yes, thank you, Bowie.

- Be with the birds, you.
- Mm-hm.

God. Did I raise a charlatan?

Be with the birds.

Well, uh...

Ooh, sorry.

Curiously, that, uh, also was

the motivating factor in my app.

Um, I was seeking help, uh
with an intimacy, uh, issue -

and I mean that in a friendship,
not, um, in the bedroom -

and, uh, I had met a gentleman
at the cinema

and I wanted to
reconnect with him

but had no way or no how,
in fact, to do that.

And so, my son helped me -
who's joined us here today -

code the app.

Well, it was more me
and my, um, pet bird, Turtle.

May he rest in peace.

But the central idea
behind Brover

is to connect men with other
mature blokes who hate people.

Bros before hoes!

Uh, well, they don't necessarily
need to be before

another demographic, so, um...

Any other questions?

I might... I'll give you a call
in a week, yeah? Yeah. Cool.

Dad. Dad, you beautiful man.

Not too waffle-y, was it?

Always. Always, Dad,
but you know what?

I think people like an authentic
story behind their tech.

And you know what?

Good on you for being cool with

a little
men's rights activist vibe.

Men's rights?

Incels need love
more than anybody else.

I don't wanna be the one
to foster that love,

but props to you.

What's that supposed to mean?

Hey, uh, love the app, man.

Oh, you're a brov.

I'm a brover.
I'm a brover and I'm a lover.

I really love the app, really.

Thank you. Thank you.

We at Brover are always looking
to help our brethren connect.

Oh, well, thank you.

Actually, it's...

Thank you very much

'cause it can be
really, really brutal out there.

Yeah, well, you gotta
find your brethren.

That's so true, that's so true,

'cause otherwise you find
yourself getting cancelled

just for saying that we gotta
balance out the misandry.

You know what I'm talking about.

You know it's women
behind penis mutilations?

- Are you across this?
- Women?

- Penis mutilations.
- No, but, um...

- Well, it's gotta stop.
- Sure, any...

- It's gotta stop.
- ..mutilation needs cessation.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about
the law of the jungle.

It's one rule for the alphas.

It's a whole other bunch
of crapola for betas like us.

I'm an omega.

Omega, epsilon, whatever.

You know, my point is we're all
getting cucked into oblivion

by these feminazis

with their little
apex fallacy bullshit

and we're being dragged into
the muck with them, aren't we?

Mate, thanks for your support.

Yeah, thank you.

Thank you
and thanks for the app.

I've got a podcast.
I'll... I'll... I'll message you.

Welcome to the manosphere.

Ay, I love this wine.

Mm. I can get you some more.

Bring it to your house.
Home delivery.

No, no, I like this wine here
in this room, not in my house.

Hey, do you want to finish
the movie tonight?

But isn't mi papi
coming to get me?

Yeah, but you could stay
another night

and we could have whatever
you wanted for dinner.

- Fish fingers?
- Yeah.

Jelly?

Yeah! Fish fingers and jelly.

Can do.

Yay! Oh. I need to wee.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Just leaving now.

Yeah, that's what I was
just calling you about.

Um, J's a little bit
under the weather.

- Is she OK?
- Yeah, she's just...

She's got a cold or something.

But I just thought maybe she
should just stay another night.

Uh...

Rather than handing her over
sick and tired, you know?

Uh, I guess.

Um, do you not have
any plans or...

Oh, nothing that
I can't get out of.

OK, yeah, I'm cool with that.

Can I say goodnight?

Uh... Oh, she's just crashed.

Aw, poor puchita.

Well, um, just tell me
if anything changes.

Yeah.

And I can pick her up
in the morning if you want.

- Jelly!
- OK, I will. Alright, 'bye.

Jelly!

J's not feeling well.
She's already gone to bed.

Oh.

Hope she's OK.

Let's go to the Continental.

- Go out?
- Yeah.

More, please.

More, please.

More, please.

Alright, is that enough?

You're a beautiful star.

Tie? No tie?

Only if it makes you feel good.

Tie it is.

I'm not saying power couple,
but I'm not not saying it.

I haven't got it yet.

But, when you do,

we'll be able to,
like, drive in together,

go to that yum salad place
for lunches.

Yeah.

Hey.

Hello?

Oh, puchita!
Hey, how are you feeling?

Splendid! We went to the pool!

J, put your shoes on now,
please.

Hey, Santi.

Hey, Ol. What's going on?

Uh, nothing.
We're just getting ready.

Did you really take her
to the pool if she's sick?

Yeah, she had a dream
about swimming

and she was dying to go.

Right.

Is she OK to go to school?

Yep, yeah.
She just woke up way better.

Hey, can we
talk about this later?

We're literally walking
out the door.

Yeah, sure. I...

Is everything OK?

Uh, yeah.

I think Oly lied
about J being sick.

Oh. That's, um...

It's weird, right?

It's, like,
so not an Oly thing to do.

We should probably get going,
so you're not rushed.

- What?
- Nothing.

I'm just listening to
what you're saying,

that it's out of character.

Oh, right.

Sorry.
I must have misunderstood.

Except, um,

only because
you're worried about it,

when I bumped into you
with Oly the other day...

Mm.

...she was wearing the same shoes

as the person with the fox mask.

The weird vase chick?

You think that was Oly?

Does she have a friend
called Madison?

OK, what are you saying?

I'm just agreeing with you
that her behaviour might be off

and if she's lying to you...

- I didn't say she was a liar.
- You just did.

No.

OK.

I don't need this right now.

I've been working on site
for the last few years

and I thought it would be good
to move into something

with a career trajectory
that's, you know,

more aligned with
my personal goals.

And Keeks - sorry, Kiara -

mentioned that there may be
a spot on the team,

so, you know...

You wrote
in your cover letter here

that you're enrolling in
a project management course?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'm definitely
looking to get that done.

Hey.

So, are you gonna tell me

what's going on?

Uh, I'm preparing
an ethics lesson

for our daughter's class
that I volunteer for,

is what's going on.

Oh, well, that's great.

Are you gonna tell them
how you stalked my girlfriend

in a fox mask?

Yeah, I know about that, Oly.

OK, it wasn't like that.

Is there something
I should be worried about?

No.

OK, well, then,
what about the sneaking around?

The lying about J being sick?

Well, you went out and had a
big night with your girlfriend,

so you should be thanking me
for giving you the night off.

- What?
- I saw it on her Instagram.

I'm just saying that

you weren't very bothered
about it last night.

I don't get
why you're lying to me, Oly,

or why you think it's a problem
that I went out last night.

I don't get who you are
at the moment.

Mm, thank you
for the lovely dinner.

Mm-hm.

I could come in
for another drink?

The night is young.

Yes, the night is young.

I got it. My time is over.

So, now you don't like
our topic of conversation?

No, no, no, no, that's not it.

Your mistress? Mm-hm.

I was a teenage boy once.

It's confusing.

I was angry all the time,
and sad.

Thank you for the lovely dinner.

- Ay, Rosa...
- No.

- Amor.
- No.

I'm not saying that Brover
has been overrun by incels.

- He is, though.
- No, I'm just curious.

Hey, I'm just curious to know

if there might be
particular things

that some of the users
have in common.

- Like being incels.
- And if, you know...

If the make-up of the users
are accurately represented...

Shit, Bowie,
you're not an incel, are you?

I am voluntarily celibate,
not involuntarily.

So, you're a 'volcel'?

Ha-ha, really? Shut up.

If those people at the panel
are reflective of the user base,

if, then Brover is...

Overrun by incels.

Oh, goddamn it!

Can't either of you
even at least pretend to care

how I feel about this?

- Oh, no, we do care.
- Bullshit!

And you're wrong, both of you.
And you, mate.

Look, I'll show you. Watch this.

First person that comes up.
A...

Ha! A perfectly
normal-looking bloke.

Does his T-shirt say
'Men's Lives Matter'?

Well...

OK, well, that's a...
bad example.

No, thank you.

Thank you, 'bye.

- Tight-arse!
- I know.

These are quality.

Wait, what?

Yeah. Mum said sell whatever.

OK, this whole garage sale

is testament
that some things change,

but a teacher's corduroy jacket
is forever.

And, actually...

Please have this.

Just throw it on
for a school pick-up?

Wear as you wish.

I can't anymore, but I also
can't sell it to a stranger.

Oh...

- Take this off?
- Yeah.

I was in Daunt Books
in Hampstead.

Mm?

Like, I wanted to look at
every book in the place

rather than go home.

And I saw this one
that they made into a podcast

about a woman who was found
asphyxiated in her house,

but with no evidence
anyone had done it.

And I was, like, "That me."

Totally suffocated.

Not his fault, not really mine,

but that's where I realised

I needed to get divorced.

Then I walked out

and immediately saw this jacket
in a window across the road.

- It is a shit-hot jacket.
- Facts.

Oh, you're the best.

I know, babe.

So, do you think this will
make me decisive and powerful?

- I hope so.
- Or just divorced?

Oly.

Hi.

Hey. Wow.

Reema the jellyfish instigator.

Michael the tutor.

I'm actually not
her tutor anymore, though.

So I've heard.

And I've heard that you're
going back to study law. Yeah?

- What practice area?
- Criminal.

Oh. Good choice.

You know, I could actually
help introduce you

to Professor Crossing.

She's a...
She's a good friend of my mum's.

If you want, you know, or not.

Oh, that's actually
really thoughtful.

- Thank you.
- No worries.

So, are you just browsing
or are you looking to buy?

Uh, no, I'm ready to buy.

Well, we have
a weird range of things

you'll be sure
to find confusing.

Uh-huh. Uh,
can I buy you for a date?

Sorry, that came out
kind of wrong.

Um, no, that's fine.

I know what you mean.

Terrarium?

- Yeah, sure.
- Lovely.

Great, thanks.

Cool. Um...
Ooh, what about this?

- Cute.
- Mm-hm.

- Um, and that guy.
- This?

- Yeah, I need him...
- Oh.

...in my life.

I mean, who doesn't need
a wooden pig, right?

And this.

OK, you really don't need to
buy that many things, Michael.

No, no, it's cool.
Nah, I just, you know...

I want to get into
the spirit of things.

Hey, so, uh,

how's your scholarship
application coming along?

Oh, yeah, it's good.

You know I got the same one,
right?

So, I can help if you like.

OK, that's... 180.

That's... that's great.

Yeah. Good price.

- Just here is good.
- Thank you.

Thanks for coming by.

No, thank you.
Um, it's good to see you.

Sorry, but you look
amazing, right.

Anyway, uh,
I'll see you soon, then.

Sure.

Sorry. Is that OK?

Um, I'll see you soon.

OK.

'Bye.

So, did you get a D
in that class?

Do you think we'll ever
truly be able to fathom

how big
46 billion light-years is?

Like, really
wrap our minds around

even the idea of the universe?

And by the time we've done that,

it's expanded further
beyond our comprehension.

Like... always elusive.

OK. Something's shifted in you,
hasn't it?

Hmm?

You were right about the birds.

You're a genius.

You're not a charlatan.

Hey?

No, no, no,
it's not your fault. No, no.

Thanks for
getting in touch with me.

Not good news?

No, he said the app is...
What are you doing?

What's gotten into you?

He said the app, Brover,

is now basically
a digital dog whistle

for men's rights activists.

There must be some nice, normal
guys using it as well, though.

They've ruined it, though.

I can only, like,
sell it or crash it.

Oh, take the money.

Shutting down Brover
won't end misogyny.

Yeah, you should kamikaze it.

Just go out in a blaze of glory

or at least a really emphatic
press of a button, man!

You just need to ask yourself,
"What would Radio head do?"

Play Tel Aviv?

That's it.

My app came from a pure,
beautiful, vulnerable experience

and these arseholes
have hijacked it

and completed ruined the app

and none of you pricks
give a shit

how devastated I am about it!

So, thank you!

Sell their data.

Is that a joke
or a serious suggestion?

A serious suggestion.

Sell their data,
then shut it down.

You'd still remove at least one
of their creepy little networks,

but you'll get a bit of pocket
money and, most importantly,

you'd spam those pricks
to death.

No, no, no, no. Excuse me.
What are you doing? No.

Hello? No.

This is the most expensive
part of the house.

Nobody else can use it.

- Hola.
- Hola.

For a new retreat?

New project.

J-Bear!

Hey.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Say 'bye to Daddy.

- 'Bye.
- 'Bye, puchita.

Do you want to take your bags
into your room?

OK.

One for you. Two for you.

If you want in the future,

you can just text me when you're
outside and I can bring J out

so you don't have to come in.

Oly...

I felt sad, OK?

I didn't want her to go.
I wanted her.

So... why didn't you
just say that?

Don't know.

You know, you can still tell me
if you're down in the dumps.

Well... I guess I didn't
want to admit it.

Anyway...

Mum, where's my lipstick?

I'm not condoning that.

You don't own lipstick.

Bollocks!

Did you want to stay for dinner?

- I'd love to, but...
- You've got plans.

Just some stuff to do.

Yeah, sure. Of course.

No problem.

Well, I'll, um...
I'll speak to you later.

'Bye.

Hey.

Hey. Are you OK?

Yeah, and so are you.

Uh, it isn't official

and pretend
I'm not saying anything,

but I know for a fact

that you're getting
a second interview.

Really?

Well, don't be so surprised,

but you'll need to act surprised
when they tell you.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, no, of course.

That's... that's great news.

Do you want to come with me
to hot yoga tonight?

Um, you know, I would...

I'd love to, but I've just...

I've just picked up J,

so I'm on duty tonight.

OK. Well, talk to you later?

OK, I'll speak to you soon.
'Bye.

Well,
the handshake has happened.

The deal has
all but gone through.

Their data has been sold,
thanks to you.

Not for much,
but it's the end of an era.

It's a beautifully elegant
solution, Dom.

- Hear, hear.
- Thanks, guys.

Wait, you're not
taking the piss, are you?

No, we're saying well done!

- Well done.
- Yeah. You're a tech genius.

- Come on! Bubbles!
- They're just being merry, Dad.

They're in support.

We're all loving your example

of living with purpose.

- Well, thank you, Boz.
- Yeah.

To Brover.

Ooh, wait for me.

An admirable ambition.

DOM, ANGIE AND EDITH:
An admirable ambition.

- Yep.
- Good to be us.

Mm.

Wait till my next app, hm?

It'll blow your socks off.

Oh, yeah?

It's gonna be biggerer
and betterer.

Do you need a hand?

Maybe. No, thank you.

You don't think I should add
a couple more references

just to give
a better idea of the scope?

Um, yeah, or you could...

I mean, you could add
another reference or two

just to round it out.

Yeah, I just said that.

Yeah, um...

I mean, the other option is,

well, we could both acknowledge

that you've definitely got
the application in the bag

and use this time
for something more fun?

Oh, yeah? Like what?

Well, um, you could imagine

that I am
slowly unclipping your bra...

Um, sorry, I can't hear you.

Ooh, OK, I have to go and talk
to my daughter

who's standing
right next to me in this room.

OK, 'bye.

What are we doing?

We are investing in
our intellectual future.

Investing in our
intellectual future.

I want to.

I have an idea for a game. Look.

But, um, I did a lot of
this stuff a long time ago.

Really?

I didn't know that.

Thank you, Ita.

I'll be there in a sec.