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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:00:26,650 --> 00:00:28,550 No, no! 3 00:00:28,619 --> 00:00:31,853 [Hawaii Five-O theme song plays] 4 00:00:31,877 --> 00:00:35,877 ♪ Hawaii Five-O 9x08 ♪ Lele Pu Na Manu Like (Birds 5 00:00:35,901 --> 00:00:42,901 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 6 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:12,427 ♪ You might as well get used to ♪ 7 00:01:12,496 --> 00:01:14,930 ♪ Me coming home a little late ♪ 8 00:01:14,998 --> 00:01:16,098 ♪ Oh ♪ 9 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:18,200 ♪ I ♪ 10 00:01:18,268 --> 00:01:21,002 ♪ I got work to do ♪ 11 00:01:21,071 --> 00:01:22,904 ♪ I got a job, babe ♪ 12 00:01:22,973 --> 00:01:25,273 ♪ I got work to do ♪ ♪ I got work to do ♪ 13 00:01:25,342 --> 00:01:28,443 ♪ I got work to do ♪ ♪ I got work to do ♪ 14 00:01:28,512 --> 00:01:31,613 ♪ I got work to do ♪ ♪ I got work to do ♪ 15 00:01:31,682 --> 00:01:33,648 ♪ I got work to do... ♪ 16 00:01:39,690 --> 00:01:41,490 Good morning, L'il Chubster. 17 00:01:41,558 --> 00:01:43,458 Damn it, Percy! 18 00:01:43,527 --> 00:01:45,127 Oh! Ow, Ma. 19 00:01:45,195 --> 00:01:48,230 What in the hell is the matter with y'all? 20 00:01:48,298 --> 00:01:50,132 Two of y'all clowning around up here, 21 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,834 waking up the whole house. 22 00:01:52,903 --> 00:01:54,547 - Love you, Mama. - Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. 23 00:01:54,571 --> 00:01:58,140 L'il Percy, you better get up out of here 24 00:01:58,208 --> 00:02:00,776 before I knock your ass out. 25 00:02:02,913 --> 00:02:04,146 What'd you say? 26 00:02:04,214 --> 00:02:05,313 Nothing, Ma. 27 00:02:05,382 --> 00:02:07,048 That's what I thought. 28 00:02:07,117 --> 00:02:09,751 - What the hell is going on... - Oh, Pops, oh. 29 00:02:10,921 --> 00:02:12,287 Never mind. 30 00:02:13,557 --> 00:02:15,390 - Ma! - What? 31 00:02:15,459 --> 00:02:16,925 You can't see I'm butt-ass naked? 32 00:02:16,994 --> 00:02:21,496 Boy, ain't nobody thinking about your little naked behind. 33 00:02:21,565 --> 00:02:24,099 I changed your diapers, man. 34 00:02:24,168 --> 00:02:29,037 All right, guys, we got spider, two, Y, banana. 35 00:02:30,841 --> 00:02:32,307 That's how we like it! 36 00:02:33,177 --> 00:02:34,543 Cover him! 37 00:02:35,913 --> 00:02:37,779 Go, go! Get him! 38 00:02:37,848 --> 00:02:41,349 Nice catch, Nahele. 39 00:02:41,418 --> 00:02:43,730 That's seven-nothing. McGarrett's team's in the lead. 40 00:02:43,754 --> 00:02:44,920 Hut, hut, hike! 41 00:02:46,590 --> 00:02:48,690 - Go, go! - Whoa! 42 00:02:48,759 --> 00:02:50,236 That's a touchdown. Seven-seven. 43 00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:51,927 Score's all tied up now. 44 00:02:51,995 --> 00:02:53,361 Go, go, go! 45 00:02:58,869 --> 00:03:01,303 Just jump a little. Just... 46 00:03:01,371 --> 00:03:03,249 Oh, you're really missing Grover out there, huh? 47 00:03:03,273 --> 00:03:04,951 - What is that supposed to mean? - I'm just saying, 48 00:03:04,975 --> 00:03:07,086 having a big six-foot-five target's really, really masked 49 00:03:07,110 --> 00:03:09,422 - a lot of your accuracy issues over the... - Okay. That's good. 50 00:03:09,446 --> 00:03:11,257 If you want to concede right now, it might be less embarrassing. 51 00:03:11,281 --> 00:03:12,759 - Embarrassing? I'll tell you what's gonna be embarrassing. - Yeah. 52 00:03:12,783 --> 00:03:14,294 - What? What? - When Danny gets back from New Jersey 53 00:03:14,318 --> 00:03:16,296 - and figures out that you QB'd his team into a loss. - Uh-huh. 54 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,864 - That's a turnover on downs. - Yeah, keep talking. 55 00:03:17,888 --> 00:03:20,889 Still tie game, and I got to go, so next score wins. 56 00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:22,135 All right, defense, let's go. Huddle up. 57 00:03:22,159 --> 00:03:24,226 All right, Noelani, you're on Koa this play. 58 00:03:24,294 --> 00:03:27,529 Got it. I'll be all over him like actinic keratosis. 59 00:03:29,299 --> 00:03:31,566 It's a skin condition. Nasty stuff. 60 00:03:31,635 --> 00:03:33,046 Jerry, come on, man, you got to get some pressure on Tani. 61 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:34,669 She's got all day in the pocket. 62 00:03:34,738 --> 00:03:36,938 - She's like a ghost out there. - Yeah. I'm trying. 63 00:03:37,007 --> 00:03:38,618 But Kamekona and Flippa are like the Great Wall. 64 00:03:38,642 --> 00:03:39,786 Guys, the real problem is Junior. 65 00:03:39,810 --> 00:03:41,576 He's been burning us all day. 66 00:03:41,645 --> 00:03:43,957 You're trying to say that I'm the problem-- my defense is the problem? 67 00:03:43,981 --> 00:03:45,558 - 'Cause you can just say it. - Yeah, well, y-you... 68 00:03:45,582 --> 00:03:48,016 maybe you want to try, you know, some bump and run coverage, 69 00:03:48,085 --> 00:03:49,565 extend your arms, throw off his route. 70 00:03:51,121 --> 00:03:52,888 My boyfriend's a coach. We talk shop. 71 00:03:52,956 --> 00:03:54,689 Okay. All right. 72 00:03:54,758 --> 00:03:56,636 Flippa, you missed your blocking assignment last possession. 73 00:03:56,660 --> 00:03:58,171 You left my blind side wide open. What are you doing? 74 00:03:58,195 --> 00:04:00,829 What assignment? I thought we just stand there and be big? 75 00:04:00,898 --> 00:04:03,265 No, you were supposed to pull and block Noelani. 76 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:04,813 The only thing he gonna pull 77 00:04:04,868 --> 00:04:06,701 is a hamstring if you ask him to run. 78 00:04:06,770 --> 00:04:08,648 All right, enough water. Put the water down, put the water down. 79 00:04:08,672 --> 00:04:13,708 Okay? Here's what we're doing. Zebra wide 35, waggle X. 80 00:04:13,777 --> 00:04:15,443 Give me the eyes, give me the eyes. Ready? 81 00:04:15,512 --> 00:04:16,611 - No. - Break! 82 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,813 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 83 00:04:18,882 --> 00:04:23,084 Hey, Koa, was she always this competitive when she as a kid? 84 00:04:23,153 --> 00:04:25,053 Only until she was about eight. 85 00:04:25,122 --> 00:04:26,642 After that, no one would play with her. 86 00:04:27,991 --> 00:04:30,325 Yellow, yellow! Hot route. Hike! 87 00:04:38,936 --> 00:04:40,468 Yes! 88 00:04:43,540 --> 00:04:45,206 - Out of bounds! No catch. - What...? 89 00:04:45,275 --> 00:04:46,308 What?! 90 00:04:46,376 --> 00:04:47,787 Junior failed to establish possession 91 00:04:47,811 --> 00:04:48,955 - before going out of bounds. - Wha... 92 00:04:48,979 --> 00:04:50,812 - No! - Thank you, Mamo. 93 00:04:50,881 --> 00:04:53,281 - That is the correct call. - That is a terrible ca... 94 00:04:53,350 --> 00:04:55,028 That's a terrible call. That's a terrible call. 95 00:04:55,052 --> 00:04:57,218 - Don't listen to her. - As if you could see anything 96 00:04:57,287 --> 00:04:58,687 through your cataracts, you old man. 97 00:04:58,722 --> 00:05:00,188 Hey, hey, hey. 98 00:05:00,257 --> 00:05:02,190 Time-out. Trash talking is one thing. 99 00:05:02,259 --> 00:05:04,859 Mamo is very graciously giving us his time this morning. 100 00:05:04,928 --> 00:05:06,873 No. Oh, my God, no, I-I would never talk like that to Mamo. 101 00:05:06,897 --> 00:05:07,897 I was talking to you. 102 00:05:09,366 --> 00:05:11,399 Come on. Second down. Let's go. 103 00:05:11,468 --> 00:05:13,101 - Keep it moving. - Hold on, hold on. 104 00:05:13,170 --> 00:05:14,269 McGarrett. 105 00:05:15,806 --> 00:05:18,873 Yeah. We're on the way. 106 00:05:18,942 --> 00:05:21,209 What? 107 00:05:21,278 --> 00:05:23,345 They haven't even been here 24 hours yet, 108 00:05:23,413 --> 00:05:26,247 and I'm already going out of my damn mind. 109 00:05:26,316 --> 00:05:29,250 And please, don't say "I told you so," babe. 110 00:05:29,319 --> 00:05:31,152 Baby, I'd never do that. 111 00:05:31,221 --> 00:05:33,455 Your family is my family. 112 00:05:33,523 --> 00:05:35,623 Oh, you're a good wife, sweetheart. I love you. 113 00:05:35,692 --> 00:05:38,360 You know, my family I can handle, but that damn Percy. 114 00:05:38,428 --> 00:05:40,729 Uh, come on, baby, he's not that bad. 115 00:05:40,797 --> 00:05:43,064 Yeah, he's the worst. 116 00:05:43,133 --> 00:05:45,767 But he is not gonna ruin this holiday. 117 00:05:47,371 --> 00:05:48,703 Thanksgiving brunch is on deck, 118 00:05:48,772 --> 00:05:51,606 and the master chef is about to throw down. 119 00:05:51,675 --> 00:05:53,775 Mm-hmm. See, now that's my man. 120 00:05:53,844 --> 00:05:55,443 - Oh, you sweet. - Mm. 121 00:05:55,512 --> 00:05:57,612 Everything's gonna be fine, baby. 122 00:05:57,681 --> 00:05:59,414 I know. 123 00:05:59,483 --> 00:06:01,416 But I did tell you so. 124 00:06:03,487 --> 00:06:06,054 This family ain't nothing but a pack of wolves. 125 00:06:08,959 --> 00:06:11,893 The catch only counts if possession is made in bounds. 126 00:06:11,962 --> 00:06:14,262 Which it did. Junior caught the ball in the end zone. 127 00:06:14,331 --> 00:06:15,964 Tani, I'm over it. You should be, too. 128 00:06:16,033 --> 00:06:17,753 He's right, Tani. Nobody likes a sore loser. 129 00:06:17,801 --> 00:06:19,267 Uh, excuse me, we tied. 130 00:06:19,336 --> 00:06:20,802 A sore tie-er, then. 131 00:06:20,871 --> 00:06:23,471 Oh. Okay. 132 00:06:23,540 --> 00:06:26,608 That's, uh, something I haven't seen before. 133 00:06:29,646 --> 00:06:31,813 Sorry I couldn't make the game. 134 00:06:31,882 --> 00:06:33,515 Um, how'd it go? 135 00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:34,927 - We were robbed. - Well, let's, uh, 136 00:06:34,951 --> 00:06:36,896 leave that crime back there and focus on this one for now. 137 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,386 Duke, what are we looking at, 138 00:06:38,455 --> 00:06:41,089 aside the obvious safe on top of the person? 139 00:06:41,158 --> 00:06:42,969 Homeowners are out of town for the holiday. 140 00:06:42,993 --> 00:06:45,093 Housekeeper arrives this morning 141 00:06:45,162 --> 00:06:46,361 to find this mess. 142 00:06:46,430 --> 00:06:48,830 Broken back door looks to be the point of entry. 143 00:06:48,899 --> 00:06:50,632 Perp went upstairs, took this safe 144 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:52,801 out of the wall in the master bedroom. 145 00:06:52,869 --> 00:06:54,480 - Got an I.D. on this guy? - Michael Chan. 146 00:06:54,504 --> 00:06:56,137 He's got priors and a day job 147 00:06:56,206 --> 00:06:58,306 working for an airport shuttle service. 148 00:06:58,375 --> 00:07:00,186 So he picks people up at these fancy homes 149 00:07:00,210 --> 00:07:01,943 and knows they're going out of town. 150 00:07:02,012 --> 00:07:03,790 - That's pretty smart. - He's not smart. He's stupid. 151 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:06,281 He tried to smuggle this ginormous safe out the door? 152 00:07:06,349 --> 00:07:07,782 A classic amateur move. 153 00:07:07,851 --> 00:07:09,796 Yeah, but it looks like he might have tried to use 154 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,219 this blanket to drag the safe down. 155 00:07:11,288 --> 00:07:13,588 But when he tried pulling it down one step at a time, 156 00:07:13,657 --> 00:07:15,256 gravity did its thing. 157 00:07:18,595 --> 00:07:20,962 Safe fell on top of him and smoosh. 158 00:07:21,031 --> 00:07:23,798 Guys, check out the drill marks. 159 00:07:23,867 --> 00:07:26,112 I'm thinking this guy, uh, tried to crack the safe upstairs 160 00:07:26,136 --> 00:07:27,769 before he decided to take it to go. 161 00:07:27,838 --> 00:07:31,372 Close, but not quite. Come check this out. 162 00:07:31,441 --> 00:07:34,509 We found metal shavings next to the body, 163 00:07:34,578 --> 00:07:37,245 indicating that the safe was drilled 164 00:07:37,314 --> 00:07:39,214 right here on top of the guy. 165 00:07:39,282 --> 00:07:40,815 There was more than one thief. 166 00:07:40,884 --> 00:07:42,250 So Plan A was 167 00:07:42,319 --> 00:07:44,819 to get this thing out of here and crack it someplace else. 168 00:07:44,888 --> 00:07:46,432 But then it falls on bad guy number one, 169 00:07:46,456 --> 00:07:48,134 and his partner realizes he can't carry it by himself, 170 00:07:48,158 --> 00:07:50,158 so he's gonna drill it right here in place? 171 00:07:51,962 --> 00:07:53,561 Bad news, he lost a partner. 172 00:07:53,630 --> 00:07:56,097 Good news, he doesn't have to split the take. 173 00:08:02,897 --> 00:08:05,056 The annual presidential turkey pardon. 174 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:06,432 Some of you might be wondering, 175 00:08:06,501 --> 00:08:09,001 how did this charming tradition come to be? 176 00:08:09,070 --> 00:08:12,545 Legend has it that our beloved 16th president, 177 00:08:12,546 --> 00:08:14,346 "Honest Abe" Lincoln, 178 00:08:14,415 --> 00:08:16,515 was the first to spare the Thanksgiving... 179 00:08:21,211 --> 00:08:22,735 What in the hell is that? 180 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,535 Dry wall mix? 181 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:27,705 It's kouign-amann, you fat dummy. 182 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:30,775 You pretentious ass. Them ain't even words. 183 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,578 It's a French pastry, you troglodyte. 184 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:35,113 That ain't a word, either. 185 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:38,950 Yeah? Well, it's better than those soggy, limp-ass omelets 186 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,418 you be making. 187 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:43,688 Just 'cause you big as a house don't make you Emeril Lagasse, 188 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:44,956 Chubster. 189 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:49,761 Don't call me that again, man. 190 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:53,197 Or what? 191 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,400 Hey, pretty girl. 192 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:57,802 Hey, baby. 193 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:01,773 Mm. Mm, mm. 194 00:09:04,473 --> 00:09:06,473 Is that all you got, fool? You come to my house? 195 00:09:06,497 --> 00:09:08,497 You hungry, son? 196 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:13,571 - Oh, I got something... - Hey, hey, hey! 197 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,354 What the hell is going on here? 198 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:17,989 - Nothing. - Oh, no. 199 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,824 You know, this could be funny, 200 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,359 if both of you weren't grown men. 201 00:09:21,427 --> 00:09:24,195 Shoot, it's funny to me. 202 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,164 - You guys need a reality show. - Will. 203 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,900 Both of you, upstairs and clean up. 204 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:31,269 Mm. 205 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:33,638 Hey. 206 00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:35,606 We I.D. our vic's accomplice? 207 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:38,342 Jerry ran Chan on all our available databases, 208 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,889 came up empty on any known associates. 209 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,646 Right now, we're dumping his phone, 210 00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:43,074 so hopefully that can get us a lead 211 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,493 on who he might've pulled this job with. 212 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,918 Whoever it was, they left a lot of valuable stuff behind. 213 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,953 A handgun, couple Rolexes. 214 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,599 That's quick money in any pawnshop. 215 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,423 Maybe he had to leave in a hurry. 216 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:53,769 Unless he was for looking for something specific. 217 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,337 We've reached out to the homeowners, right? 218 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:57,728 They should be able to tell us exactly what was missing. 219 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,199 The safe wasn't the only thing they hit. 220 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,711 Found a bag upstairs, was full of jewelry 221 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:05,703 sterling silver and a laptop. 222 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,049 If this crew was after something specific 223 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:09,674 in the safe, why did they bother filling a bag 224 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:11,720 with other random valuables and then leave it behind? 225 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:13,845 Well, because it wasn't a crew at all. 226 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,680 What do you mean? 227 00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:16,892 I found another point of entry upstairs, 228 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:18,316 which leads me to believe 229 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:20,985 that this wasn't one team hitting this house together. 230 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,320 Wait a minute. 231 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:23,766 You're saying there was two separate thieves 232 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,556 that hit the same house on the same night? 233 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:29,093 And now my delicious omelets. 234 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,928 Hey, listen, I just wanted to say, Renee, 235 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:32,730 you're just as beautiful today 236 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,398 as you were when you two got married. 237 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,268 Aw. Thank you. 238 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,403 Boy, stop filling my wife's head with nonsense. 239 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:44,642 Wait. Babe, come on. 240 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,677 - I-I don't mean, like, nonsense... - Mm, mm, mm. 241 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:48,246 Shut up. 242 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,347 I-I'm just saying, 243 00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:51,415 he's full of it. 244 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,018 Son, when you're standing in the hole, quit digging. 245 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,754 Stop digging. 246 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,357 Mmm! 247 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:01,392 What is that smell? 248 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,194 Whatever it is, I want some. 249 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,762 Percy. 250 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,931 Oh, did you make kouign-amann? Yes. 251 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,900 - Wait, that's a real thing? - Oh, baby, 252 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,201 it is the only thing. 253 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,003 Oh, bring it here. Yes, yes. 254 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:15,706 Come to mama. Mmm! Oh, yeah. 255 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:20,511 Mmm! What is that? 256 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,313 - Lemon curd? - Mm-hmm. 257 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,949 Mm... Mint. 258 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,083 And what is that? 259 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:27,919 Thyme. 260 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,687 See, that's my secret weapon. 261 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:31,322 Adds a little savory 262 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,724 - to the sweetness. - All right. 263 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:36,227 Mmm, Percy. 264 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,796 I am not even kidding, you need to open your own bakery. 265 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,431 - He does. - Right? 266 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,399 He should. 267 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,267 It would never happen. 268 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,569 Why would you say something like that, Pop? 269 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:48,572 Well, you don't open your eyes until 2:00 in the afternoon. 270 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,308 I mean... 271 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,509 you'd be sleeping now 272 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:53,155 if we wasn't five hours from Chicago time. 273 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:54,779 It just so happens, 274 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:58,249 I met with a banker at First Chicago 275 00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,728 about a business loan just this week. 276 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:01,385 - All right. - Yeah. 277 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,787 That's good news, L'il Percy. 278 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:05,122 Really good news! 279 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,357 Congratulations. 280 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:10,261 Congratu-- On what? A conversation? 281 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,650 They must be over there giving out 282 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:13,531 play money if they give him a loan. 283 00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:14,865 Lou, be nice. 284 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,614 Baby, what time do you need to pick up the turkey? 285 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,372 Huh? Oh-- Oh, yeah. I got to go to Foodland. 286 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,441 - They got ours on hold. - Yeah, h-hold up. 287 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:24,709 I need to roll with you. 288 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:27,845 Because I'm real, real picky about my ingredients. 289 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:28,914 Ingredients for what? 290 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:31,315 It's Thanksgiving, dum-dum. 291 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,017 I plan on cooking dinner. 292 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,119 You plan on paying the mortgage up in here, too? 293 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,565 - 'Cause this is my house. - Oh, man. 294 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,290 Any-any turkey and gravy and giblets or any other damn thing 295 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,592 gets cooked up in here is gonna be by me. 296 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:42,827 You know what? 297 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,795 I got an idea. 298 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,531 Why don't you two cook dinner together? 299 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:49,834 Because this is 300 00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:51,302 my house. 301 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,804 Dang, Ma, why you always siding with him? 302 00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,906 I'm not siding with him. 303 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,342 I'm siding with the family. 304 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:01,379 This is what? Thanksgiving. 305 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,915 You two should be thankful for each other. 306 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,751 As I've been trying to tell... 307 00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,259 You got something to say, L'il Percy? 308 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,023 No, ma'am. 309 00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:13,302 Well, I think it's a great idea. You and I... 310 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,482 Me, too, baby. 311 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,030 We do. Baby. 312 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,234 Fine. 313 00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:26,904 ♪ Turkey for you ♪ 314 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:32,109 ♪ Let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe... ♪ 315 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,211 Let me tell you something, little brother. 316 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,680 Jealousy is a ugly cloak. 317 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,950 And I'm surprised it can even fit your fat ass. 318 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,954 Tell you what, Chubby-Chub. 319 00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:46,123 Let's make this thing interesting. 320 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,625 We cook up two birds, 321 00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:51,395 and let the fam decide which one is the best. 322 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,230 Cool? 323 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,899 Unless, of course, you're scared. 324 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,534 Like you used to be when them bullies 325 00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:59,236 - would chase your ass home... - Bet! Bet. 326 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,605 Bet. Name your stakes, loser. 327 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,941 All right. 328 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:08,779 When I win, you admit that I'm the better chef. 329 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,548 A'ight? 330 00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:14,385 And you cosign a loan for my bakery. 331 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,087 - Fine, that'll work. - Cool. 332 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:18,722 Yeah. And when you lose, 333 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,658 then I don't have to see your ass 334 00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:24,061 at my Thanksgiving table for two years. 335 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:27,598 Why don't we make it 22 years, fat ass? 336 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,134 Hell, I hope I never have to show up around here again. 337 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,269 Ooh. Done. 338 00:14:40,899 --> 00:14:43,867 ♪ It's not good, not good to fight, yeah... ♪ 339 00:14:45,971 --> 00:14:48,271 That'll be $307.21. 340 00:14:50,776 --> 00:14:53,510 Um, seems as though 341 00:14:53,578 --> 00:14:55,378 - I forgot my wallet. - No, he didn't. 342 00:14:55,447 --> 00:14:56,607 It's right in his back pocket. 343 00:14:56,948 --> 00:15:00,550 You see, what he actually forgot is money. 344 00:15:02,787 --> 00:15:04,120 But he's family. 345 00:15:04,189 --> 00:15:06,189 You do things for your family. 346 00:15:06,257 --> 00:15:08,324 You know how that is, right? 347 00:15:08,393 --> 00:15:10,760 Hey, for real? 348 00:15:10,829 --> 00:15:12,095 Thank you, little brother. 349 00:15:12,163 --> 00:15:14,063 Yeah, don't get all sentimental. 350 00:15:14,132 --> 00:15:17,300 That just puts me $300 closer to getting rid of your ass. 351 00:15:18,603 --> 00:15:20,103 So, where's your turkey? 352 00:15:20,171 --> 00:15:23,005 It seems as though they're sold out. 353 00:15:23,074 --> 00:15:27,376 But don't get any bright ideas about victory by default. 354 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,880 - Because we gonna keep shopping. - Good luck. 355 00:15:31,983 --> 00:15:33,549 Come again? 356 00:15:33,618 --> 00:15:36,686 What she means is you ain't in Chicago, dummy. 357 00:15:36,755 --> 00:15:38,621 This is an island. 358 00:15:38,690 --> 00:15:40,556 Anybody who wanted a Thanksgiving turkey 359 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:42,592 already has one. 360 00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:44,327 Like this baby right here. 361 00:15:46,197 --> 00:15:48,164 Who's getting to be nice and juicy, hmm? 362 00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:49,432 Who? 363 00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:51,634 You ain't getting off that easy. A bet's a bet. 364 00:15:51,703 --> 00:15:54,203 I just so happen to know a guy 365 00:15:54,272 --> 00:15:56,539 who can pretty much get anything. 366 00:16:06,818 --> 00:16:08,951 - Chi-Town. - My man. 367 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:11,821 Behold: a Hawaiian Thanksgiving miracle. 368 00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:13,990 Perfect. 369 00:16:14,058 --> 00:16:15,591 What? 370 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:17,560 What the hell am I supposed to do with this? 371 00:16:17,629 --> 00:16:19,695 What you mean, brah? 372 00:16:19,764 --> 00:16:21,798 Kill him, pluck him, cook him. 373 00:16:21,866 --> 00:16:23,633 It don't get no better than this 374 00:16:23,701 --> 00:16:25,268 on a last-minute notice. 375 00:16:25,336 --> 00:16:27,403 Full disclosure, 376 00:16:27,472 --> 00:16:28,638 this guy was bred to fight. 377 00:16:28,706 --> 00:16:30,573 Lean and mean. 378 00:16:30,642 --> 00:16:32,642 His meat might be kind of tough. 379 00:16:33,912 --> 00:16:36,612 No, no, no, no. The bet's off, man. 380 00:16:36,681 --> 00:16:38,147 The bet's off for real this time. 381 00:16:38,216 --> 00:16:40,116 Oh, hell no, it ain't. 382 00:16:40,185 --> 00:16:42,852 You wanted a turkey, here's a turkey. 383 00:16:42,921 --> 00:16:44,353 Be thankful 384 00:16:44,422 --> 00:16:45,655 you don't have to defrost it. 385 00:16:45,723 --> 00:16:49,091 That's right, O.G. That'll cost $300. 386 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,259 What?! 387 00:16:52,163 --> 00:16:53,501 What's so funny?! 388 00:16:53,525 --> 00:16:55,525 The shoe's on the other foot now, ain't it? 389 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:58,434 Since I forgot money, it's on you. 390 00:16:58,503 --> 00:17:00,703 Or the bet's off. 391 00:17:00,772 --> 00:17:03,139 Tell you what, Chicago, for another C-note, 392 00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:05,308 I'll throw in a humane slaughtering, 393 00:17:05,376 --> 00:17:07,310 get this bugger plucked, cleaned and dressed. 394 00:17:08,513 --> 00:17:10,613 $400 for a turkey. You know what? 395 00:17:10,682 --> 00:17:13,783 It's gonna be worth it. $300 for-- 396 00:17:13,852 --> 00:17:15,151 - Here. - One. 397 00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:18,888 Two. Three. Four! 398 00:17:18,957 --> 00:17:21,224 Oh, yeah, by the way. 399 00:17:21,292 --> 00:17:22,692 You guys like the head on or off? 400 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,560 Off! 401 00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:26,996 Just checking, my bruddahs, just checking. 402 00:17:27,065 --> 00:17:28,664 Right. 403 00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:30,833 Ah! 404 00:17:30,902 --> 00:17:33,436 28 to nothing, and he wants to get out the game 405 00:17:33,504 --> 00:17:34,570 'cause his finger hurt. 406 00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:36,205 ...and he did! 407 00:17:37,408 --> 00:17:41,811 All the candy-ass, weak, prima donna bull... 408 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,346 Big Percy. 409 00:17:43,414 --> 00:17:44,981 Yes-yes, yes, Miss Ella. 410 00:17:45,049 --> 00:17:46,649 I know you're not sitting around in here 411 00:17:46,718 --> 00:17:48,417 using that kind of language in front of 412 00:17:48,486 --> 00:17:50,186 my grand-baby, are you? 413 00:17:50,255 --> 00:17:52,655 Uh, it just kind of slipped out, 414 00:17:52,724 --> 00:17:53,656 M-Miss Ella. 415 00:17:53,725 --> 00:17:55,358 Oh, just slipped out? 416 00:17:55,426 --> 00:17:56,559 Yes, ma'am. 417 00:17:56,628 --> 00:17:58,160 Okay. 418 00:17:58,229 --> 00:18:00,763 Well, can you kind of just slip into the kitchen 419 00:18:00,832 --> 00:18:03,266 and peel those potatoes as I asked you to? 420 00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:05,334 Got it. 421 00:18:07,805 --> 00:18:09,505 - And by the way. - Hmm? 422 00:18:09,574 --> 00:18:11,107 - Yeah, yeah? - Put on your glasses. 423 00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:12,208 Oh. 424 00:18:12,277 --> 00:18:14,577 - Look. - Thank you. 425 00:18:14,646 --> 00:18:17,914 Last thing I want to do is spend my Thanksgiving 426 00:18:17,982 --> 00:18:22,151 in the E.R. because you sliced off your pinky finger. 427 00:18:23,755 --> 00:18:25,354 No, no, no, no, no, no, Miss Ella. 428 00:18:25,423 --> 00:18:27,056 Ah-ah-ah-ah. 429 00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:29,225 - Yeah. - Yes, Miss Ella. 430 00:18:34,165 --> 00:18:36,732 Now, what's so funny? 431 00:18:36,801 --> 00:18:38,267 You got potato duty, too, now. 432 00:18:38,336 --> 00:18:39,468 Come on, come on. Get up. 433 00:18:39,537 --> 00:18:40,636 Attention, boy! 434 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,974 Follow me. 435 00:18:56,454 --> 00:18:58,421 What's the matter with you, boy? 436 00:18:58,489 --> 00:19:01,090 So, you're scared of Grandma, huh? 437 00:19:01,159 --> 00:19:03,259 Hey, it's all right. 438 00:19:03,328 --> 00:19:05,328 Dad's scared of Mom, too. 439 00:19:05,396 --> 00:19:06,829 Is that what you think? 440 00:19:06,898 --> 00:19:08,931 Yeah, you know, everybody knows that. 441 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,701 Even his friends at work. 442 00:19:15,306 --> 00:19:17,640 Let me tell you something. 443 00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:19,575 Grandson. 444 00:19:19,644 --> 00:19:24,347 Your grandma, she spent every waking hour 445 00:19:24,415 --> 00:19:28,351 trying to take care of me and your daddy and your uncle. 446 00:19:28,419 --> 00:19:33,189 She worked 50 hours a week, and she still finds time 447 00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,191 to cook us dinner every night. 448 00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:39,662 The most important person I ever met in my life. 449 00:19:39,731 --> 00:19:42,465 She's my heart. 450 00:19:42,533 --> 00:19:45,167 And your mama? 451 00:19:45,236 --> 00:19:48,170 Now, she spends every waking hour of her life 452 00:19:48,239 --> 00:19:51,674 taking care of you and your daddy and your sister, 453 00:19:51,743 --> 00:19:53,709 and still finds time to fly back and forth 454 00:19:53,778 --> 00:19:55,911 to Chicago to check on her parents. 455 00:19:55,980 --> 00:20:00,883 Now, she's the most important person that your daddy knows. 456 00:20:00,952 --> 00:20:05,521 Me and your daddy, we spend every waking hour of our life 457 00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:10,860 trying our best to be worthy of those women. 458 00:20:12,597 --> 00:20:16,265 So, scared, yeah, yeah, w-we're scared all right. 459 00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:18,834 We're scared of not measuring up. 460 00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:24,540 In the future, if you're lucky, 461 00:20:24,609 --> 00:20:29,412 you'll find somebody for you to be scared of. 462 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,580 Say, what's, uh, that you young folks say? 463 00:20:32,884 --> 00:20:34,183 You feel me? 464 00:20:34,252 --> 00:20:36,385 Yeah. 465 00:20:36,454 --> 00:20:38,287 Yeah, I feel you, Grandpa. 466 00:20:38,356 --> 00:20:39,955 Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. 467 00:20:41,659 --> 00:20:43,426 Now hand me another potato, son. 468 00:20:43,494 --> 00:20:45,327 We got work to do. 469 00:20:45,396 --> 00:20:48,631 So I spoke with the homeowners, 470 00:20:48,699 --> 00:20:51,801 and based on the inventory that Mr. Henman sent over, 471 00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:54,270 the only thing missing from the safe was this. 472 00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:57,740 One 1948 Stan Musial baseball card. 473 00:20:58,709 --> 00:20:59,809 A beauty, isn't she? 474 00:20:59,877 --> 00:21:01,477 Never heard of him. 475 00:21:01,546 --> 00:21:03,446 You've never heard of Stan the Man Musial? 476 00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:05,347 - The Donora Greyhound? - No. 477 00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:06,693 Three-time World Series champion. 478 00:21:06,717 --> 00:21:08,584 .331 career batting average. 479 00:21:08,653 --> 00:21:09,919 National League MVP 480 00:21:09,987 --> 00:21:11,754 in '43, '46, and '48. 481 00:21:11,823 --> 00:21:13,022 No. 482 00:21:13,091 --> 00:21:15,591 Please tell me you read those stats off of your screen. 483 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:17,071 The guy was a first-ballot Hall of Famer. 484 00:21:17,095 --> 00:21:18,427 Not to mention a patriot. 485 00:21:18,496 --> 00:21:20,296 This man walked away from the game 486 00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:22,865 so he could serve this country in World War II. 487 00:21:22,934 --> 00:21:24,834 Okay. I'm guessing if our thief was after 488 00:21:24,902 --> 00:21:28,003 that card specifically, it must be pretty valuable. 489 00:21:28,072 --> 00:21:33,042 Yeah, I'd say so. Mr. Henman, he, uh, insured it for over 60K. 490 00:21:33,111 --> 00:21:35,277 60 grand for a piece of cardboard? 491 00:21:35,346 --> 00:21:38,681 Unless our thief is a Jerry Ortega-level Stan Musial fan, 492 00:21:38,749 --> 00:21:40,349 we got to assume that he's trying 493 00:21:40,418 --> 00:21:41,628 to unload this thing somewhere, right? 494 00:21:41,652 --> 00:21:43,572 Right. And there's probably only a couple dealers 495 00:21:43,621 --> 00:21:46,622 on the island who move memorabilia this expensive. 496 00:21:46,691 --> 00:21:48,124 Jerry? 497 00:21:48,192 --> 00:21:50,552 You're assuming I know where sports nerds waste their money? 498 00:21:54,065 --> 00:21:56,765 All right, there's one shop in particular I can think of. 499 00:21:59,937 --> 00:22:01,148 Hall of Fame Sports Collectibles. 500 00:22:01,172 --> 00:22:02,538 That's the place. 501 00:22:02,607 --> 00:22:05,274 Okay, Jerry. Here's how I'm thinking we should play this. 502 00:22:06,711 --> 00:22:07,877 What are you doing? 503 00:22:07,945 --> 00:22:10,613 Making the necessary preparations for this op. 504 00:22:12,783 --> 00:22:14,650 Uh... Jerry. 505 00:22:14,719 --> 00:22:15,885 I'm sorry. 506 00:22:15,953 --> 00:22:17,853 There's no one here by that name. 507 00:22:17,922 --> 00:22:20,022 I'm Bill Bachman III, 508 00:22:20,091 --> 00:22:22,491 Southern gentleman, avid collector 509 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,995 of baseball memorabilia, lifelong Cardinals fan. 510 00:22:26,063 --> 00:22:28,330 And I'm a man on a mission: 511 00:22:28,399 --> 00:22:32,001 I'm looking for a 1948 Stan Musial card, 512 00:22:32,069 --> 00:22:34,503 and you bet your sweet patootie 513 00:22:34,572 --> 00:22:36,505 I'm willing to pay top dollar. 514 00:22:36,574 --> 00:22:39,575 That's great, 515 00:22:39,644 --> 00:22:43,746 Bill, but-- and this is just a suggestion-- 516 00:22:43,814 --> 00:22:47,850 you might not want to actually mention Stan Musial. 517 00:22:47,919 --> 00:22:49,630 You think he might get suspicious? 518 00:22:49,654 --> 00:22:52,922 Asking for the card the same day some sketchy guy off-loaded it? 519 00:22:52,990 --> 00:22:56,392 Yeah. He'll know it was stolen, so he'll probably be cagey. 520 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:59,094 - Makes sense. - Okay. 521 00:22:59,163 --> 00:23:02,431 Here's what I was thinking. I'm your rich friend from Japan 522 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,700 who's got a passion for American baseball memorabilia 523 00:23:04,769 --> 00:23:07,937 - and money to burn. - Okay, I can dig it. 524 00:23:08,005 --> 00:23:09,572 - Yeah? - And who am I? 525 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,274 You're you. 526 00:23:15,313 --> 00:23:17,246 I think I can do that. 527 00:23:27,024 --> 00:23:29,158 Shoots. You're not closing, are you? 528 00:23:29,227 --> 00:23:32,494 Afraid so. Got to get home to Thanksgiving dinner. 529 00:23:32,563 --> 00:23:33,740 Oh, this will only take a minute. 530 00:23:33,764 --> 00:23:35,464 My friend here is on his way back to Japan, 531 00:23:35,533 --> 00:23:37,666 and just wants to get a gift for his nephew. 532 00:23:37,735 --> 00:23:39,602 Konnichiwa. 533 00:23:41,572 --> 00:23:45,574 Okay. So step inside for a minute. 534 00:23:48,179 --> 00:23:49,445 What? No! 535 00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:50,553 Stay here. Cover the door! 536 00:23:50,581 --> 00:23:53,115 Where are you going? 537 00:24:06,063 --> 00:24:08,264 Come here. 538 00:24:09,703 --> 00:24:11,770 Looks like you won't be making that dinner. 539 00:24:17,986 --> 00:24:21,087 ♪ Ah, baby, come here ♪ 540 00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:24,033 ♪ Let me caress you ♪ 541 00:24:24,102 --> 00:24:26,669 ♪ Ah, ah, baby, let us ♪ 542 00:24:26,738 --> 00:24:30,206 ♪ Ah, tell me what you missed, come here ♪ 543 00:24:30,275 --> 00:24:32,675 ♪ Get back ♪ 544 00:24:32,744 --> 00:24:35,945 ♪ Oh, nothing's changed ♪ 545 00:24:36,014 --> 00:24:39,382 ♪ You're still sweet as ♪ 546 00:24:39,451 --> 00:24:41,717 ♪ When I'm standing ready ♪ 547 00:24:41,786 --> 00:24:44,720 ♪ To love you, babe ♪ 548 00:24:44,789 --> 00:24:47,423 ♪ Make it good to you ♪ 549 00:24:47,492 --> 00:24:51,427 ♪ Ooh, I need your love ♪ 550 00:24:51,496 --> 00:24:52,895 ♪ Don't make me wait ♪ 551 00:24:52,964 --> 00:24:55,231 ♪ I can't wait... ♪ 552 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,944 Why you standing all the way over there, Nene? 553 00:24:56,968 --> 00:24:58,279 Why don't you come over here by me? 554 00:24:58,303 --> 00:25:02,205 ♪ Come here, sweet, sweet baby, get to this ♪ 555 00:25:05,810 --> 00:25:09,512 ♪ For so long, I'm so glad ♪ 556 00:25:09,581 --> 00:25:15,017 ♪ Glad that you call me your baby. ♪ 557 00:25:18,656 --> 00:25:20,256 That was nice. 558 00:25:20,325 --> 00:25:23,192 Yeah, it was nice. 559 00:25:23,261 --> 00:25:24,894 - Tell you what, though. - Mm. 560 00:25:24,963 --> 00:25:27,697 When Will goes off to college? Mm. 561 00:25:27,765 --> 00:25:29,043 You'll be in trouble, woman. 562 00:25:29,067 --> 00:25:30,333 You're so wrong. 563 00:25:30,401 --> 00:25:32,668 You looked so happy cooking. 564 00:25:32,737 --> 00:25:34,670 I didn't even want to disturb you. 565 00:25:34,739 --> 00:25:37,440 Girl, please. Nothing 566 00:25:37,509 --> 00:25:38,774 could disturb me today. 567 00:25:38,843 --> 00:25:40,387 Percy gonna wish he never made that bet. 568 00:25:40,411 --> 00:25:43,346 Hmm. What bet? 569 00:25:43,414 --> 00:25:46,916 That fool thinks he's a better chef than me. 570 00:25:46,985 --> 00:25:48,885 Than me, okay? 571 00:25:48,953 --> 00:25:50,386 So he wanted to make a bet. 572 00:25:50,455 --> 00:25:53,589 We'll cook two birds, and we'll see which one is best, 573 00:25:53,658 --> 00:25:55,191 and y'all can be the judges. 574 00:25:55,260 --> 00:25:57,293 Oh, so that's why we have two turkeys. 575 00:25:57,362 --> 00:25:59,595 Okay, well, how much is this bet for? 576 00:25:59,664 --> 00:26:01,130 Oh, that's the best part. 577 00:26:01,199 --> 00:26:04,100 Let's say, by some miracle chance, he should win. 578 00:26:04,168 --> 00:26:06,936 All I got to do is cosign on a loan for that stupid 579 00:26:07,005 --> 00:26:09,739 pipe dream of a bakery-- which will never happen. 580 00:26:09,807 --> 00:26:12,842 - But when he loses... - Mm-hmm? 581 00:26:12,911 --> 00:26:15,912 ...he can't come back here for two years. 582 00:26:17,448 --> 00:26:19,148 What? 583 00:26:19,217 --> 00:26:20,383 Babe. 584 00:26:20,451 --> 00:26:23,152 What? What? Come on, now. It's all in fun. 585 00:26:23,221 --> 00:26:27,056 Fun? Do you even hear yourself, Lou? 586 00:26:27,125 --> 00:26:29,225 Now, you know, y-you and your brother have been 587 00:26:29,294 --> 00:26:31,794 at each other's throats since your folks have got here. 588 00:26:31,863 --> 00:26:33,629 And now you... 589 00:26:33,698 --> 00:26:37,133 you literally want us to judge this crazy competition? 590 00:26:37,201 --> 00:26:39,135 Babe, a minute ago, you was cool... 591 00:26:39,203 --> 00:26:41,971 This holiday is about bringing family together, Lou. 592 00:26:43,675 --> 00:26:46,943 And you think that banning him from here is you winning? 593 00:26:47,011 --> 00:26:52,548 Well, I, for one, won't participate in that. 594 00:26:54,118 --> 00:26:56,385 I don't want to be any part of it. 595 00:27:01,893 --> 00:27:03,192 Ta-da! 596 00:27:03,261 --> 00:27:05,194 Hey, if it isn't the Pawn Stars. 597 00:27:05,263 --> 00:27:06,829 And, yes, you got the card! 598 00:27:06,898 --> 00:27:10,466 Feast your eyes on a 100% genuine 599 00:27:10,535 --> 00:27:14,337 1948 Leaf Stan Musial baseball card. 600 00:27:14,405 --> 00:27:16,339 Be still, my beating heart. 601 00:27:16,407 --> 00:27:17,807 - I know you're joking. - Nope. 602 00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:20,009 But I got to tell you, holding this card, 603 00:27:20,078 --> 00:27:22,311 it might be the closest I ever get to understanding 604 00:27:22,380 --> 00:27:23,479 the mind of a criminal. 605 00:27:24,716 --> 00:27:26,349 Okay. Moving on. 606 00:27:26,417 --> 00:27:28,718 We tracked it down at a local memorabilia shop. 607 00:27:28,786 --> 00:27:31,287 The owner bought it earlier today for ten grand. 608 00:27:31,356 --> 00:27:32,822 Ten grand for a card that's worth 60? 609 00:27:32,890 --> 00:27:35,958 Th-That thief must have been pretty strapped for cash 610 00:27:36,027 --> 00:27:37,693 if he was willing to let it go that cheap. 611 00:27:37,762 --> 00:27:39,173 I don't suppose we have a name for the owner? 612 00:27:39,197 --> 00:27:40,841 No, but he did give us a physical description 613 00:27:40,865 --> 00:27:41,797 of the seller: 614 00:27:41,866 --> 00:27:43,199 uh, Caucasian, 615 00:27:43,267 --> 00:27:44,867 roughly six feet tall, brown hair. 616 00:27:44,936 --> 00:27:46,769 Didn't look like this guy, did he? 617 00:27:48,072 --> 00:27:50,339 This guy bought three drills 618 00:27:50,408 --> 00:27:53,342 and a dozen diamond-tipped drill bits the morning of the robbery. 619 00:27:53,411 --> 00:27:55,878 If I was planning to steal a priceless baseball card, 620 00:27:55,947 --> 00:27:58,648 I certainly wouldn't wait till last minute to buy the tools. 621 00:27:58,716 --> 00:28:00,016 Did you get an I.D.? 622 00:28:00,084 --> 00:28:01,729 Not yet. We tried running facial recognition, 623 00:28:01,753 --> 00:28:03,986 but the angle and the camera image quality were no good. 624 00:28:04,055 --> 00:28:06,656 And, of course, he paid with cash. 625 00:28:06,724 --> 00:28:08,057 Here's the good news. 626 00:28:08,126 --> 00:28:09,503 Henman's due to land in a couple minutes. 627 00:28:09,527 --> 00:28:11,494 So Joons and I will pay him a visit. 628 00:28:11,562 --> 00:28:13,129 I'm sure he wants his card back. 629 00:28:16,334 --> 00:28:17,600 Hey, you... 630 00:28:17,669 --> 00:28:19,480 might want to be a little more careful with that? 631 00:28:19,504 --> 00:28:22,171 I'll make sure she doesn't sit on it. 632 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,573 Wait, that's Dad? 633 00:28:24,642 --> 00:28:26,409 How old was he, like, 12? 634 00:28:26,477 --> 00:28:28,944 Nah. Eight. 635 00:28:29,013 --> 00:28:31,213 - No way! - Yes! 636 00:28:31,282 --> 00:28:32,748 Dad was huge. 637 00:28:32,817 --> 00:28:34,750 Yeah, he was. 638 00:28:34,819 --> 00:28:36,085 Yeah, man. 639 00:28:36,154 --> 00:28:38,087 Boy ate like a dinosaur. 640 00:28:38,156 --> 00:28:40,756 We had to put a lock on the fridge till he left the house. 641 00:28:40,825 --> 00:28:42,425 He could eat. 642 00:28:42,493 --> 00:28:44,960 Yeah, I can see why Uncle Percy started calling him Chubster. 643 00:28:45,029 --> 00:28:48,731 No, your uncle didn't give him that name. 644 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,200 Some kids at school did. 645 00:28:51,269 --> 00:28:52,702 And you know what? 646 00:28:52,770 --> 00:28:55,871 No matter how much or how hard they fought, 647 00:28:55,940 --> 00:29:00,309 your father always knew that he could depend on your uncle 648 00:29:00,378 --> 00:29:02,611 to stick up for him. 649 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,147 - No matter what. - Yeah. 650 00:29:05,216 --> 00:29:06,649 Once or twice a week, 651 00:29:06,718 --> 00:29:08,962 I'd hear him running down the street, bullies be chasing him. 652 00:29:08,986 --> 00:29:11,087 I could hear him saying, "Percy!" 653 00:29:11,155 --> 00:29:13,355 "Percy!" 654 00:29:13,424 --> 00:29:15,324 Yes! Yes! 655 00:29:15,393 --> 00:29:17,326 - That's right. - Wait. Uncle Percy was jacked. 656 00:29:17,395 --> 00:29:20,463 - Yeah! - "Jacked"? 657 00:29:20,531 --> 00:29:21,797 Yeah. 658 00:29:21,866 --> 00:29:23,599 Afro's a little bit lopsided, too. 659 00:29:23,668 --> 00:29:25,601 Yes, yes. 660 00:29:25,670 --> 00:29:27,603 It is. 661 00:29:30,608 --> 00:29:32,541 No, no, no, no! 662 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,079 What? 663 00:29:41,052 --> 00:29:43,486 Son of a bitch. 664 00:29:43,554 --> 00:29:46,355 Looking good, baby. Gobble, gobble. 665 00:29:47,592 --> 00:29:48,791 Hey! 666 00:29:48,860 --> 00:29:50,159 Yeah. 667 00:29:52,063 --> 00:29:53,829 Man, what the hell is wrong with you? 668 00:29:54,932 --> 00:29:56,176 You want to win this bet so bad, 669 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,878 you come out here and almost knock over my bird? 670 00:29:57,902 --> 00:29:59,913 Oh, get the hell out of here with that! You know damn well 671 00:29:59,937 --> 00:30:02,438 you went into the kitchen and turned the heat up on my bird 672 00:30:02,507 --> 00:30:03,057 while I was upstairs! 673 00:30:03,081 --> 00:30:04,407 I didn't have nothing to do with that! 674 00:30:04,408 --> 00:30:06,342 You think I don't know a lie when I hear one?! 675 00:30:06,410 --> 00:30:08,944 Boy, don't you know who I am?! I'm the police! 676 00:30:09,013 --> 00:30:12,047 You've been two steps away from jail since you could crawl. 677 00:30:12,116 --> 00:30:14,049 And here I was just starting to feel sorry 678 00:30:14,118 --> 00:30:15,384 for your deadbeat ass. 679 00:30:15,453 --> 00:30:17,987 What'd you just say to me? 680 00:30:18,055 --> 00:30:20,456 You ain't deaf, L'il Percy. You heard me. 681 00:30:20,525 --> 00:30:22,625 You so damn pompous. 682 00:30:22,693 --> 00:30:25,060 You know what? To hell with you and this bet. 683 00:30:25,129 --> 00:30:26,228 Fine. 684 00:30:26,297 --> 00:30:28,864 You and me? We're done. 685 00:30:28,933 --> 00:30:30,833 Yeah, we done. We done after I whip your ass. 686 00:30:30,902 --> 00:30:32,835 Yeah? You can try. 687 00:30:32,904 --> 00:30:34,503 Huh? Huh? 688 00:30:44,315 --> 00:30:46,882 Enough! 689 00:30:51,422 --> 00:30:53,889 I didn't raise you boys like that. 690 00:31:01,499 --> 00:31:03,132 Babe. 691 00:31:04,402 --> 00:31:06,869 That's okay, baby. Come on. 692 00:31:26,791 --> 00:31:27,957 Fire. 693 00:31:28,025 --> 00:31:29,025 Fire! 694 00:31:30,261 --> 00:31:32,461 Fire! Somebody call the fire department! 695 00:31:38,632 --> 00:31:40,009 Well, thanks for getting this back. 696 00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:41,366 You got any leads on who stole it? 697 00:31:41,435 --> 00:31:42,679 Actually, Mr. Henman, that's why we're here. 698 00:31:42,703 --> 00:31:43,703 Uh, we do have a suspect. 699 00:31:43,770 --> 00:31:45,337 I know the image isn't great, but... 700 00:31:46,673 --> 00:31:47,906 ...do you recognize that guy? 701 00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:52,243 It's hard to tell. Should I? 702 00:31:52,670 --> 00:31:55,133 Well, considering nothing else was stolen from your safe, 703 00:31:55,134 --> 00:31:56,745 we believe that it was a targeted robbery, 704 00:31:56,769 --> 00:31:58,235 which means whoever broke in 705 00:31:58,304 --> 00:31:59,570 knew that the card was here. 706 00:31:59,639 --> 00:32:01,172 Hold on. 707 00:32:03,776 --> 00:32:06,577 Yeah. 708 00:32:06,646 --> 00:32:08,579 That's him. 709 00:32:08,648 --> 00:32:09,825 His name's Patrick something or other. 710 00:32:09,849 --> 00:32:11,949 He works at a homeless shelter I donated to. 711 00:32:12,018 --> 00:32:15,753 He and I talked baseball a few times. He knew about the card. 712 00:32:15,822 --> 00:32:18,556 Can you get us that address? 713 00:32:18,624 --> 00:32:19,790 I don't suppose you'll let me 714 00:32:19,859 --> 00:32:21,292 finish my shift before you book me? 715 00:32:21,361 --> 00:32:23,928 Patrick, where's the money you got for the baseball card? 716 00:32:23,997 --> 00:32:25,296 You're looking at it. 717 00:32:25,365 --> 00:32:28,065 It's on her plate here. His plate there. 718 00:32:31,170 --> 00:32:33,104 You broke into Henman's place 719 00:32:33,172 --> 00:32:35,573 and drilled into his safe so you could... 720 00:32:35,641 --> 00:32:37,353 you could feed the homeless on Thanksgiving? 721 00:32:37,377 --> 00:32:40,244 Yeah, I did. 722 00:32:40,313 --> 00:32:42,346 Four years ago, 723 00:32:42,415 --> 00:32:44,415 I met Mr. Henman at a U of H game, 724 00:32:44,484 --> 00:32:46,617 and he believed in what we were doing here, 725 00:32:46,686 --> 00:32:48,297 so much so, he pledged to start underwriting 726 00:32:48,321 --> 00:32:49,420 our Thanksgiving dinner. 727 00:32:49,489 --> 00:32:51,489 That's very generous. 728 00:32:51,557 --> 00:32:55,092 Extremely. He could afford it, of course. 729 00:32:55,161 --> 00:32:58,162 And he'd show up every year in his-his fancy car, 730 00:32:58,231 --> 00:32:59,497 wearing his fancy watch, 731 00:32:59,565 --> 00:33:01,866 spend ten minutes with us and pose for a photo 732 00:33:01,934 --> 00:33:03,768 so he'd get his name in the papers. 733 00:33:03,836 --> 00:33:05,369 And I was okay with that 734 00:33:05,438 --> 00:33:07,171 because everyone was getting fed, 735 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,973 but this year, when I called him 736 00:33:09,042 --> 00:33:10,775 for his donation, he told me his accountant 737 00:33:10,843 --> 00:33:12,977 found a better tax dodge. 738 00:33:13,046 --> 00:33:15,212 When I told him that meant 739 00:33:15,281 --> 00:33:18,249 hundreds of people would go hungry on Thanksgiving, 740 00:33:18,317 --> 00:33:21,919 he said that was my problem, not his. 741 00:33:24,023 --> 00:33:25,856 Guess he was right. 742 00:33:25,925 --> 00:33:28,159 All right, look, 743 00:33:28,227 --> 00:33:30,428 you may have stolen the card for the right reasons, 744 00:33:30,496 --> 00:33:32,329 but you still broke the law, 745 00:33:32,398 --> 00:33:35,766 and were gonna have to arrest you. 746 00:33:40,039 --> 00:33:42,873 Right after you finish serving these people their food. 747 00:33:44,610 --> 00:33:47,078 And you know what, while we're here, 748 00:33:47,146 --> 00:33:48,679 it looks like you could use some help. 749 00:34:22,748 --> 00:34:27,017 We were actually able to contain the fire to the kitchen. 750 00:34:27,086 --> 00:34:30,054 But seems like someone left a greasy towel on the stovetop. 751 00:34:30,123 --> 00:34:33,390 Huh. Well, that's weird. 752 00:34:33,459 --> 00:34:35,059 Y'all have a lot to be thankful for. 753 00:34:35,128 --> 00:34:36,460 This could've been way worse. 754 00:34:36,529 --> 00:34:38,095 - Yeah. - Thank you. 755 00:34:38,164 --> 00:34:39,864 So much. 756 00:34:41,534 --> 00:34:42,967 Oh, my God. 757 00:34:43,035 --> 00:34:45,002 Hey, you want to hear something funny? 758 00:34:45,071 --> 00:34:47,938 Please. I could use a good laugh. 759 00:34:48,007 --> 00:34:49,773 Well, it's kind of my fault. 760 00:34:49,842 --> 00:34:51,275 Why? 761 00:34:51,344 --> 00:34:54,445 I-I had a few cocktails too many. 762 00:34:54,514 --> 00:34:57,448 I thought that the turkey wasn't cooking fast enough, 763 00:34:57,517 --> 00:35:00,151 so I turned it all the way up. 764 00:35:00,219 --> 00:35:01,585 Without your glasses on. 765 00:35:02,655 --> 00:35:03,754 Yeah. 766 00:35:03,823 --> 00:35:05,723 I thought you said it was gonna be funny. 767 00:35:09,996 --> 00:35:13,297 If I catch you without your glasses on again, 768 00:35:13,366 --> 00:35:15,833 I'm gonna tape them to your head. 769 00:35:15,902 --> 00:35:17,234 Yes. 770 00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:22,339 You think it's over? 771 00:35:22,408 --> 00:35:24,008 You better go talk to your wife. 772 00:35:24,076 --> 00:35:25,809 Way ahead of you, boy. 773 00:35:25,878 --> 00:35:27,011 Way ahead of you. 774 00:35:30,683 --> 00:35:34,018 Well, I mean, you know, all's well that ends well. 775 00:35:34,086 --> 00:35:36,587 At least you gonna get that new kitchen you've been wanting. 776 00:35:36,656 --> 00:35:37,755 It's gonna be... 777 00:35:37,823 --> 00:35:39,156 nice, babe. 778 00:35:39,225 --> 00:35:42,960 Sweetheart, I'm so sorry. 779 00:35:43,029 --> 00:35:44,762 Don't be mad. Baby, I'm so sorry. 780 00:35:44,830 --> 00:35:46,130 I know I disappointed you... 781 00:35:46,199 --> 00:35:48,532 Shh, shh. 782 00:35:48,601 --> 00:35:51,635 I'm not the one you should be apologizing to. 783 00:35:57,043 --> 00:35:58,342 Go on. 784 00:35:58,411 --> 00:36:00,511 Oh, my... 785 00:36:03,849 --> 00:36:07,151 I don't know what you looking at. 786 00:36:11,457 --> 00:36:13,224 Percy, 787 00:36:13,292 --> 00:36:15,826 I want to apologize 788 00:36:15,895 --> 00:36:18,462 for the way I've been treating you. 789 00:36:18,531 --> 00:36:20,698 I want to apologize to you because of 790 00:36:20,766 --> 00:36:23,133 the horrible things I said to you, man; I didn't mean it. 791 00:36:23,202 --> 00:36:25,869 You're my big brother, 792 00:36:25,938 --> 00:36:28,606 and I love you. 793 00:36:28,674 --> 00:36:30,808 I just want you to know I'm sorry. 794 00:36:30,876 --> 00:36:33,644 Well, guess what. 795 00:36:33,713 --> 00:36:35,646 I'm sorry. 796 00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:39,083 See, I'm not gonna let you hog all the blame. 797 00:36:39,151 --> 00:36:41,518 And, uh... 798 00:36:44,357 --> 00:36:46,056 You know, I've been, uh... 799 00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:51,595 I've been keeping a scrapbook of all your achievements. 800 00:36:51,664 --> 00:36:53,731 Yeah. 801 00:36:53,799 --> 00:36:56,634 Box scores... 802 00:36:56,702 --> 00:37:00,638 from when you won the state semis. 803 00:37:00,706 --> 00:37:03,407 You had 12 tackles. 804 00:37:05,478 --> 00:37:09,747 I wanted to tell you that, little brother. 805 00:37:09,815 --> 00:37:12,650 I just couldn't get it out, man. 806 00:37:15,121 --> 00:37:18,155 The picture of you and me 807 00:37:18,224 --> 00:37:20,758 at your graduation from the academy. 808 00:37:20,826 --> 00:37:23,394 And that Tribune article 809 00:37:23,462 --> 00:37:26,997 about that big sting operation you were a part of. 810 00:37:30,303 --> 00:37:33,637 I've been a jackass all these years. 811 00:37:33,706 --> 00:37:35,472 And the fact is 812 00:37:35,541 --> 00:37:37,574 you are 813 00:37:37,643 --> 00:37:41,912 more accomplished, more-more responsible, 814 00:37:41,981 --> 00:37:45,416 more disciplined. 815 00:37:45,484 --> 00:37:48,152 And more in debt to you than you'll ever know. 816 00:37:48,220 --> 00:37:50,621 You made a man out of me, Percy. 817 00:37:50,690 --> 00:37:52,489 Don't you know that? 818 00:37:52,558 --> 00:37:55,259 I'm the man I am today because of you. 819 00:37:55,328 --> 00:37:57,594 You're the reason I became a cop. 820 00:37:57,663 --> 00:38:01,665 Because I wanted to protect people 821 00:38:01,734 --> 00:38:03,500 who couldn't protect themselves, 822 00:38:03,569 --> 00:38:07,304 the same way that you would protect me. 823 00:38:07,373 --> 00:38:08,639 I'm sorry. 824 00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:11,342 I'm so sorry, man. 825 00:38:11,410 --> 00:38:13,077 I'm sorry. 826 00:38:13,145 --> 00:38:14,445 Thank you, brother. 827 00:38:14,513 --> 00:38:16,947 You're my big brother and I love you. You hear me? 828 00:38:17,016 --> 00:38:18,136 Uh, I ain't saying 829 00:38:18,184 --> 00:38:19,695 that ain't nice or something like that, 830 00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,585 but, uh, when we gonna eat? 831 00:38:23,055 --> 00:38:25,255 Damn, Pop. 832 00:38:25,324 --> 00:38:28,192 All right, well, relax. 833 00:38:28,260 --> 00:38:30,828 It's a good thing we got another turkey. See? Came in handy. 834 00:38:30,896 --> 00:38:33,130 Yeah, uh, about that turkey. 835 00:38:33,199 --> 00:38:35,280 When we was having that little squabble out back... 836 00:38:35,304 --> 00:38:36,534 Yeah? 837 00:38:36,535 --> 00:38:37,968 ...it knocked the cord out. 838 00:38:38,037 --> 00:38:40,337 That turkey's soaking in about ten gallons 839 00:38:40,406 --> 00:38:43,507 of olive oil; that turkey ain't gonna be no good, bruh. 840 00:38:43,576 --> 00:38:45,743 Hang on a second. Everybody relax. Relax. 841 00:38:45,811 --> 00:38:48,379 Take your hands off your hip, babe. Don't be mad no more. 842 00:38:48,447 --> 00:38:52,516 Look, we are going to have Thanksgiving dinner. 843 00:38:52,585 --> 00:38:55,452 It may not be as we envisioned it, but, uh, 844 00:38:55,521 --> 00:38:58,889 I got an idea. Just hang on. 845 00:38:58,958 --> 00:39:00,057 Hey. 846 00:39:00,126 --> 00:39:02,559 - Yeah? - You was crying, huh? 847 00:39:02,628 --> 00:39:04,361 You don't never stop, do you? 848 00:39:11,103 --> 00:39:12,503 Come on, babe. 849 00:39:12,571 --> 00:39:13,871 Grovers have arrived. 850 00:39:13,939 --> 00:39:16,140 - Hey. - Hey! 851 00:39:16,208 --> 00:39:17,352 Everybody, happy Thanksgiving. 852 00:39:17,376 --> 00:39:18,642 Um, hey, man, 853 00:39:18,711 --> 00:39:20,389 thanks for letting us crash your dinner, big fella. 854 00:39:20,413 --> 00:39:21,879 We appreciate it. 855 00:39:21,947 --> 00:39:23,580 O.G., there's always a space at my table 856 00:39:23,649 --> 00:39:24,893 for the Grover family, you know that. 857 00:39:24,917 --> 00:39:27,050 - Thank you, sir. - Tell me, 858 00:39:27,119 --> 00:39:30,287 how'd you manage to ruin two turkeys? 859 00:39:30,356 --> 00:39:31,924 Oh, it was easy. He burned the house down. 860 00:39:31,948 --> 00:39:32,924 What? 861 00:39:32,925 --> 00:39:34,569 - You have one kitchen fire... - Oh, it was so close... 862 00:39:34,593 --> 00:39:35,626 I'm the police. 863 00:39:35,694 --> 00:39:36,938 You can't tell people I burned... 864 00:39:36,962 --> 00:39:38,629 Oh, don't get me started... 865 00:39:38,697 --> 00:39:40,731 Joons, I'd like to give you a warning. 866 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,333 My pants have an elastic waistband. 867 00:39:43,402 --> 00:39:44,601 I've skipped lunch today 868 00:39:44,670 --> 00:39:46,103 to maximize stomach capacity. 869 00:39:46,172 --> 00:39:49,106 My goal is to keep pace with you tonight. 870 00:39:49,175 --> 00:39:52,176 Oh, actually, I'm gonna have to duck out early tonight. 871 00:39:52,244 --> 00:39:54,578 I promised my mom I'd stop by their family dinner. 872 00:39:54,647 --> 00:39:56,680 Wow, okay. 873 00:39:56,749 --> 00:39:58,482 Yeah. That's great. 874 00:39:58,551 --> 00:40:00,217 Isn't it? That's great. 875 00:40:00,286 --> 00:40:02,853 Yeah, i-it's a start. I guess, at some point, 876 00:40:02,922 --> 00:40:05,756 me and my dad have to learn how to be in the same room together. 877 00:40:05,825 --> 00:40:07,291 Yeah. Okay, all right. 878 00:40:07,359 --> 00:40:08,959 Well, here's to, um, 879 00:40:09,028 --> 00:40:10,394 dysfunctional families 880 00:40:10,463 --> 00:40:13,263 and-and the holidays that force us to spend time with them. 881 00:40:13,332 --> 00:40:15,332 Cheers. 882 00:40:15,401 --> 00:40:17,334 - Cheers. - Cheers. 883 00:40:27,813 --> 00:40:29,279 How you holding up? 884 00:40:29,348 --> 00:40:31,615 First Thanksgiving without Kono. 885 00:40:31,684 --> 00:40:33,617 It's got to be hard. 886 00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:38,589 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 887 00:40:38,657 --> 00:40:40,257 I won't lie. 888 00:40:41,894 --> 00:40:44,695 But I'm thankful for what I have. 889 00:40:56,008 --> 00:40:58,976 Okay. 890 00:40:59,044 --> 00:41:00,210 All right. 891 00:41:00,279 --> 00:41:01,979 - This is it. - Yep. 892 00:41:02,047 --> 00:41:04,681 Danny already signed. Soon as you add your John Hancock, 893 00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:06,862 Steve's will be the sole proprietorship of yours truly. 894 00:41:06,886 --> 00:41:08,585 All righty. 895 00:41:12,591 --> 00:41:14,358 You know what's crazy to me? 896 00:41:14,426 --> 00:41:18,695 Is that after all of that, we almost broke even. 897 00:41:18,764 --> 00:41:21,131 In this business, 898 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,033 you call that success. 899 00:41:23,102 --> 00:41:24,668 What's up, fellas? 900 00:41:24,737 --> 00:41:25,914 What's up? I'll tell you what's up. 901 00:41:25,938 --> 00:41:28,572 Danny and I have now officially 902 00:41:28,641 --> 00:41:31,375 signed this restaurant in its entirety over to Kamekona, so... 903 00:41:31,443 --> 00:41:33,555 Stop playing. Look, I need to talk to you about something... 904 00:41:33,579 --> 00:41:34,723 I ain't playing. I ain't playing. 905 00:41:34,747 --> 00:41:36,713 And you don't talk to me anymore. 906 00:41:36,782 --> 00:41:38,415 You now talk 907 00:41:38,484 --> 00:41:40,284 to this man. 908 00:41:40,352 --> 00:41:42,819 - Good night. - Okay. 909 00:41:42,888 --> 00:41:45,789 Well, all right, I guess you're the man. I need to talk to you. 910 00:41:45,858 --> 00:41:47,491 So, uh... 911 00:41:49,061 --> 00:41:50,861 Yo, Kamekona, this is my big brother, Percy. 912 00:41:50,930 --> 00:41:52,029 How you doing, brother? 913 00:41:52,097 --> 00:41:53,530 All right. 914 00:41:53,599 --> 00:41:55,532 He is an expert baker. 915 00:41:55,601 --> 00:41:57,534 I'm telling you, man, he is so good 916 00:41:57,603 --> 00:41:58,869 that when my wife-- 917 00:41:58,938 --> 00:42:00,304 You know what? Never mind. 918 00:42:00,372 --> 00:42:01,939 I'm not even gonna hype it. Here. 919 00:42:03,108 --> 00:42:04,808 Here. 920 00:42:04,877 --> 00:42:07,010 Is that a kouign-amann? 921 00:42:07,079 --> 00:42:08,145 How the hell is it 922 00:42:08,213 --> 00:42:09,457 that everybody knows what that is but me? 923 00:42:10,783 --> 00:42:13,016 Go ahead and roll that around 924 00:42:13,085 --> 00:42:14,851 in your mouth. 925 00:42:16,488 --> 00:42:17,821 Well? 926 00:42:19,558 --> 00:42:21,058 You're hired. 927 00:42:21,126 --> 00:42:22,759 - Congratulations. - What? 928 00:42:22,828 --> 00:42:24,194 Wow. 929 00:42:24,263 --> 00:42:26,163 Thank you, my brother. 930 00:42:26,231 --> 00:42:28,065 All right. 931 00:42:31,904 --> 00:42:33,503 You did it. 932 00:42:35,908 --> 00:42:40,177 Look, there ain't gonna be any more crying. 933 00:42:42,281 --> 00:42:43,814 Yeah. 934 00:42:45,651 --> 00:42:46,691 Come here, little brother. 935 00:42:50,522 --> 00:42:52,255 I love you, man. 936 00:42:52,324 --> 00:42:53,991 Come on, let's go eat. 937 00:42:57,896 --> 00:43:00,397 Come on. 938 00:43:00,466 --> 00:43:03,066 - Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. - Let's cheers. 939 00:43:03,135 --> 00:43:05,402 Cheers! 940 00:43:09,122 --> 00:43:16,122 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 940 00:43:17,305 --> 00:43:23,297 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 68076