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NARRATOR:
Mrs. Puff's boating school,
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where diligent students learn
the rules of the road.
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MRS. PUFF:
Everyone
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put down your books
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because it's time to pick out
the hall monitor of the day!
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Let's see here.
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This week's hall monitor
will be...
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Bart, Jimmy, no, no,
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Tina, Ralph, hmm... ( gasps )
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( in quaking voice ):
SpongeBob.
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( chair squeaks )
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It's Jimmy.
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Jimmy's the hall monitor.
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Mrs. Puff, I've done it already.
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( chair squeaks )
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Oh... Phil?
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PHIL: No way,
Mrs. Puff.
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Uh, Tina...
You're the hall monitor.
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Hey, I've done it
three times already.
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( chair squeaks )
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B-Beth...
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BOY:
She graduated.
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Henry! ( squeak )
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Vera! ( squeak )
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Clayton!
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( chair squeaking repeatedly )
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( sighs )
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All right, I guess
I have no choice.
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( gulps )
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The hall monitor of the day
is...
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Oh... SpongeBob.
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Ya... hoo!
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Hall Monitor SpongeBob
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reporting for duty, ma'am.
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I'm ready to assume my position
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in the hall.
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l will protect all
that are weak... in the hall.
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All rules will be enforced...
in the hall.
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Okay!
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Just take the hat and belt.
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I can't accept that yet, ma'am.
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First I have to make my speech.
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You can't make this easy,
can you?
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Classmates!
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Who am I to deserve
such a great honor?
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Why, I would be nothing
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without Mrs. Puff.
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Give me a break.
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And to my public,
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all I can say is I'm touched.
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And furthermore
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I will carry out my duties...
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...crime and punishment,
punishment and crime
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in the hall.
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...which reminds me of
an extremely long speech
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written by the
greatest hall monitor
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of all time.
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"Friends, students,
juvenile delinquents,
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lend me your ears."
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( snoring )
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... in conclusion,
and without a moment to spare
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I will put on this uniform
and assume my duties as...
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hall monitor!
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Wish me luck, Mrs. Puff.
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Oh, and I will be...
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( bell rings )
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SpongeBob, are you okay?
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I overdid the speech again,
didn't I?
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I'm afraid so.
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Aw, tartar sauce!
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I guess I won't be needing this.
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I hardly knew ye.
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Uh... SpongeBob?
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Yes, Mrs. Puff?
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l can at least let you
wear it until tomorrow.
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Yahoo!
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Thanks, Mrs. Puff.
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What are the consequences
of what I've just done?
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( shudders )
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( sighs )
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( humming )... hall
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( humming )... monitor.
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( humming )
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( horns honking )
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Broken traffic light.
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Who's to say
my monitor duties should end
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just because the bell rang?
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I can be helpful anywhere.
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This looks like a job
for the hall monitor!
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( blows whistle )
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( blowing whistle rhythmically )
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What would this town do
without you, SpongeBob?
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MAN:
My legs!
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My legs!
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♪ On patrol ♪
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♪ I'm on patrol... ♪
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Uh-oh, an open window.
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More seaweed medley, dear?
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The fools.
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They've left themselves
susceptible to danger.
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l must show them
the error of their ways
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through example.
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( SpongeBob screams )
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I'm the open window maniac!
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( both screaming )
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I hope you learned
a valuable lesson!
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♪ On patrol ♪
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♪ I'm on patrol ♪
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♪ I'm on patrol... ♪
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( gasps )
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Vandals!
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Another crime.
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( smacking his lips )
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Hmm... strawberry.
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I must act.
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SPONGEBOB:
Patrick...
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Patrick!
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Patrick!
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My ice cream... it's alive!
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( screams )
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Patrick, down here.
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Oh, SpongeBob, it's you.
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Patrick, come down here.
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SpongeBob...
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SpongeBob!
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I'm down here.
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You look funny.
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Hi, SpongeBob.
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That's "hall monitor" to you.
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Sorry, officer.
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Sorry's not good enough,
Patrick.
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You've just committed a crime
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and I'm taking you in.
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What crime?
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I'm a bad person.
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( sobbing )
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NEWSPAPER BOY
( in high voice ):
Extra! Extra!
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Maniac strikes Bikini Bottom!
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City paralyzed with fear!
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( in gruff voice ):
Tell your friends.
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Arm yourselves with knowledge.
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Extra! Extra...
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Hmm... "maniac...
Bikini Bottom..."
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car wrecks... break-in."
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Who better to bring
this maniac to justice
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than me...
the hall monitor!
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But I can't handle
this case alone.
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Patrick, are you ready
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to give up your life of crime?
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I want to be good!
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Hmm... now you just need
a symbol of authority.
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Perfect.
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It is our duty
to catch this maniac
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and bring him to justice.
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But how to proceed?
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Listen, Deputy,
you're an ex-criminal...
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what would you do?
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Hmm...
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I'd get an ice cream.
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( both licking loudly )
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Okay, now what?
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Hmm...
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This isn't working.
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We've got to do something else.
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Something with...
walkie-talkies!
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( squeals )
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And now, duty calls.
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All right, Deputy,
I'll go that way,
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you go some different way.
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Geronimo!
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( imitates police siren )
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( police siren approaching )
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( tires squeal )
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Afternoon, son.
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Hello, brothers.
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Son, we're looking
for the maniac.
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Have you seen this man?
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( screams )
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It's the maniac!
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Take him away, take him away.
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Calm down, son,
it's just a drawing,
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not the real thing.
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Now we're going to show you
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this picture again
and you'll tell us
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if you've seen
this guy, understand?
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Yeah, uh-huh.
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Okay.
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( screams )
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Horrible!
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( screams again )
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( stops and starts
screaming repeatedly )
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Stay indoors, son.
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And take that cone
off your head.
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( both laughing )
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( laughing ):
What was that?
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SpongeBob.
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( over radio ):
Come in, SpongeBob.
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Answer!
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SpongeBob here, Patrick.
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Report.
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l don't want to be
a policeman anymore.
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I'm scared.
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Get ahold of yourself, Deputy.
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( Patrick sobbing )
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I want to go home!
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Poor rookie.
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All right, I'm on my way back.
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Hurry, SpongeBob.
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I think it's getting...
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dark.
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Just put on your siren,
l'll be right there.
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( imitating weak siren )
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( imitating loud siren )
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SpongeBob, I see him.
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Where is he, Patrick?
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At the intersection
of Conch and Coral.
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SPONGEBOB:
That's where I am.
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He's right on top of me,
but I can't see him.
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What's he doing?
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Uh... he's just
standing there...
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menacingly!
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Get out of there, SpongeBob!
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Yaah!
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That's his maniac shriek.
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He's going to attack.
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( whining and sobbing )
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He's acting all crazy.
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Run!
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Hide behind that building.
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No, he's behind that building.
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Quick, hide behind
that street sign.
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No, wait!
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The maniac just went
behind that sign.
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Quick, get under
the street light.
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No! Wait!
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He's there, too!
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Run for your life!
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( screaming )
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( sighs )
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( muffled radio transmission )
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Say again, Deputy?
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The maniac's in the mailbox.
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( screams )
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( screaming and babbling )
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Huh... this guy's not
half-bad-looking for a maniac.
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Wait a minute, Patrick.
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I'm the maniac.
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( Patrick screams )
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( sirens wail )
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We'll take that as a confession.
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SpongeBob SquarePants,
there you are!
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I turn my back on you
for one minute
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and you destroy half the city!
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You should be ashamed
of yourself.
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You know this guy?
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Of course I do.
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l'm the one who gave him
the uniform in the first place.
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He's my responsibility.
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Uh-oh.
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MRS. PUFF:
And in conclusion, students,
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red means stop, green means go.
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And SpongeBob...
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Yes, Mrs. Puff?
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I'd like to see you
after class
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six months from now.
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