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SQUIDWARD:
Welcome to the Krusty Krab.
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My name is Squidward.
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Can I take your order?
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Hmm, oh, I'll have a...
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No.
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Oh, maybe...
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No.
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Hmm, I'll have...
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No. Well, maybe...
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Are you planning
on ordering today, sir?
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I'll have a Krabby Patty.
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How original.
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And with extra onions.
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Daring today, aren't we.
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One Krabby Patty,
extra onions.
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One Crying Johnny coming up.
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First bun, then patty,
followed by ketchup, mustard
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pickles, extra onions, lettuce,
cheese, tomatoes and bun
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in that order.
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One Crying Johnny up!
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Whatever.
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12 Krabby Patties on wheat buns.
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( SpongeBob repeating quickly: )
Bun, Krabby Patty, bun.
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Bun, Krabby Patty, bun.
Bun, Krabby Patty, bun.
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Bun, Krabby Patty, bun.
Bun, Krabby Patty, bun.
Bun, Krabby Patty, bun.
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Bun, Krabby Patty, bun.
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One dozen crying cows
on the farm.
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Up!
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Thanks, Farmer Brown.
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It's been a thrill serving you.
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Can I get some extra salt?
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We're all out.
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Could you check?
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No.
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Let me guess, Tiny...
A small salad?
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I take a double triple barfy
deluxe on a raft.
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Four-by-four, animal style.
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Extra shingles
with a shimmy
and a squeeze.
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Light axle grease, make it cry.
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Burn it and let it swim.
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We serve food here, sir.
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I got it already, Squidward.
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( gasping: )
Bubble Bath.
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SquarePants.
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I hear talk
you make a mean
Krabby Patty.
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Yep!
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I hear talk
you're kind of picky.
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Yep!
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Well, then, here you go!
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( stomping )
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( sniffing )
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Mm.
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Well, Bubble Bath,
what do you think?
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This is pretty good.
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Only one thing...
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You forgot the pickles!
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( all gasping )
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No!
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The best there is?
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I don't think so.
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You lose.
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But the pickles should be
right where they always are.
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I know I put them on.
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Where are those pickles?
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Pickles, pickles, pickles.
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Ah!
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I believe you owe me two bucks.
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Two bucks!
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Your guarantee.
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Oh, that. Well, can we talk about this?
No.
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How about a discount
on restroom tokens?
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Afraid not!
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How's about a free
glass of water?
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A dozen free glasses of water!
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I'll even put ice in it.
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No, come back.
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Two dollars, two dollars.
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No, no.
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Mr. Krabs, I know
I put pickles on
that Krabby Patty.
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That two bucks is coming
out of your paycheck.
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Wait. Wait. Wait!
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Get back to work.
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We got orders waiting.
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I need a Krabby Patty.
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Okay, I am not going
to blow it this time.
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Let's see.
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Bun down, then ketchup,
then mustard, then pickles...
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No, that's not right!
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Bun down, mustard, then ketchup,
lettuce, then the pickles...
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no.
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Mustard down, bun, oh,
where does the patty go?
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Pickles, ketchup... wait...!
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Think, think, I'm losing it.
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Bun down, shoe,
mustard, pan, bun... no!
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Mr. Krabs, I am so confused.
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I can't remember
how to do anything.
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Why don't you take
the rest of the day off.
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Oh, no, Mr. Krabs.
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Who will make
the Krabby Patties?
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Oh, don't worry about that.
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We got Squidward.
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Huh? What?
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Mr. Krabs is right.
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I need to get my head straight.
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Now is it bun, patty, ketchup.
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Ah!
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The door, the door.
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Mr. Krabs,
the front door is missing!
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Oh.
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Ha, ha, sorry about that,
Mr. Krabs.
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This pickle thing has got my
head all messed up.
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I better get on home
and rest my brain.
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Which way do I live?
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Of course.
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Ha! Ha!
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No, no, was it
bun, patty, bun?
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Let's see...
Tomato, pickle, bun?
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No. Bun, no.
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Bun? No shoe.
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Oh, I am so confused.
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Maybe a good night's sleep will
help me get my head on straight.
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Oh, was it mattress, mattress,
sheets, pillow, then SpongeBob?
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Or... Oh, think, Sponge.
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Oh, yeah, it was mattress,
SpongeBob, mattress,
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then sheets, pillow.
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Good night, Gary.
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Meow.
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No, this isn't right.
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Good night, Gary.
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Meow.
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Wait, this isn't right, either.
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Nope. Uh-uh.
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Negative.
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Come on, come on, get it right.
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Wrong, wrong.
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Wrong!
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Nope.
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Naw!
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Negatory. Nyet.
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( rooster crowing )
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( horn blowing )
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Oh, and I almost had it.
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( horn continues to blow )
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Alarm clock.
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How do I turn this thing off?
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Think! Think! Think! Think!
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Meow.
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Gary.
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( horn continues )
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( muffled horn blowing )
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( choking )
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( bell rings )
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Patties are done.
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Hey, he burnt my Krabby Patty.
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He burnt my fries.
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( slurping )
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He burnt my shake.
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( muttering angrily )
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Go back to cooking school!
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No, come back.
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No, no.
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I got to get SpongeBob back.
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SpongeBob?
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SpongeBob!
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Mr. Krabs, hello.
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Do you how do?
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Why are you talking funny, man?
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I anything can't do right
since because pickles.
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Nonsense.
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You'll be back
making Krabby Patties
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like your old self in no time.
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I think don't ready back
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to go to work,
Mr. Krabs.
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Well, you're fine, me boy.
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( crash )
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Ooh, well, maybe not.
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All we need to do
is get your confidence back
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so you can make me more money.
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I mean, patties.
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I how do that?
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It's like riding a bike.
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You never forget.
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Uh, I'm going to help you.
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If you learn to make your
Krabby Patty again,
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your life will be back in order.
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Mr. Krabs, I don't know...
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take your time.
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No, no, no, no.
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Hmm...
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( snoring )
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I got it.
I got it!
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lt's all very clear
to me now, Mr. Krabs.
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It is?
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Yes, I finally realize
that I can't do it.
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I can't do it, Mr. Krabs.
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I'm a failure.
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Don't talk like that!
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Don't you get it,
you crustaceous cheapskate...
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I can't make a double Krabby
Patty with the works.
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l can't put a patty on a bun
with lettuce, cheese, onions,
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tomatoes, ketchup, mustard,
pickles, and top bun
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together in that order!
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It's time.
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Hey, SpongeBob's back.
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ALL:
SpongeBob!
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( patrons all talking at once )
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WOMAN:
Look at SpongeBob!
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WOMAN 2:
There he is.
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I hear SquarePants is back.
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I'm right here, Bubble Bath.
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I thought I ran you out of town.
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This is where I belong.
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( growls )
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Roar.
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( gasps )
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Give me the regular.
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And this time,
don't forget the pickles.
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I didn't.
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Mmm...
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00:09:57,830 --> 00:10:00,360
Still no pickles!
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00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,060
See?
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ALL:
Yuck.
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You failed again,
SpongeBob LoserPants.
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( diabolical laugh )
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00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,110
Wait a minute.
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Look.
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He's been hiding the pickles
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under his tongue the whole time.
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And there's the pickles
from last time, too.
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And there's my car keys.
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And there's my ride.
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( wheezing )
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Three cheers for the return of
our master Fry Cook, SpongeBob.
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Hip-hip...
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ALL:
Hooray!
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Hip-hip...
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00:10:41,801 --> 00:10:43,299
ALL:
Hooray!
Whoop de doo.
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00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:44,939
Hip-hip... Oh
boy. ALL: Hooray!
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And three cheers
for the fry cook
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who took my place
while I was gone...
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Squidward.
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Hip-hip...
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00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,449
ALL:
Boo!
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00:10:53,450 --> 00:10:54,450
Hip-hip...
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00:10:54,451 --> 00:10:55,719
ALL:
Boo!
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SPONGEBOB:
Hip-hip...
Boo!
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SPONGEBOB:
Hip-hip...
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Boo! You stink!
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