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Recon? If you don't
stop following me,

I'm gonna stab you
in the thigh.

John, I can be
a huge help.

- Don't go to the hospital.
- Fuck.

Oh-- What?

First off, no judgments.
Agreed?

Good.

Cool.

I have a very stressful
walk of life.

Responsible for
a large corporation.

And we're not doing too well,
either, frankly,

because of me, I guess.

So I'm compelled,
in moments,

to surrender
and turn over control.

And let me be clear,
this is not a sexual thing.

This is just a thing
about liking to be whipped
about the hamstrings,

here and there, say.

Now let me say a word
about that.

Twizzlers? Why?

Well, let me list for you
the number of items

I've unsuccessfully had
applied in the near past.

Electrical cords. Stingy.

Not in a good way.

Wire hangers?

Hey, that's too rough
for this guy.

Pencil.
You can't get the torque,

proper, from a pencil.

Actual whip?

Cliché. Come on.

Necktie?
Makes me think about work.

Shoe lace.
You lose them,

then you're walking around
with loose shoes.

Bicycle spoke.

Tried one. Close.

Makes a distracting whistling
and slicing motion

that anticipates the wallop.

So it takes
some of the fun out of it.

But your Twizzler?

Well, your Twizzler...

has a friendly heft

and porous surface space

that lets you know it's there

without leaving a mark.

Now, this part might sound
a little out there.

My alarm clock.

This thing.

The first sensation
of each new day.

Each new day,

same old sensation.

Not tomorrow.

You guys sleep here,
make yourselves comfy.

Not a sexual thing,
as I said,

but 6 a.m.,
let's say good morning

by wailing on me.

Mother.

Please.

- Mr. Candahar?
- Yes.

I'm sorry to disturb you,

but this party needs
your attention.

Do you know this woman?

This is concerning?

She is employed
by an escort service

and claims you shared intimacy,

and you failed to pay her.

He used me for pleasure
many times.

I want to invite you
to the station to find
a resolution.

Are you arresting me?

Let's work there, please,
to find a resolution.

I had no interaction
with this woman.

I haven't left my room.

You phoned her the day
she says she was exploited.

I allowed her to use
my phone on the elevator.

Please.

Let's talk in private.

Uh-uh! You needn't bring
your wardrobe.

You're in a police station.
It's the safest place there is.

It's odd behavior on your part,
toting garment bags.

To and fro, sir.

To and fro.

I would like
to send someone over

to get in front
of this election.

How close are they?

To what?

To a practical
nuclear capability?

It's gonna happen.

This winter,
if they want it to happen.

Sorry. I can't allow it
at this time, Tom.

Occasionally,
in my job, I am told no.

I am told you cannot implement
a particular course of action.

And occasionally,
in my job,

I implement that course
of action despite that.

That is what I did
in this instance.

I implemented a plan
without authorization.

And in this instance,
at this time,

the plan began to unravel.

Mr. John Lakeman,

you're requested on floor two,

interview room 216.

Mr. John Lakeman.

Where's the bag?

Doing great, kid.

Hi, John.

So, John,
I decided on my demands.

Let's just say I'll share them
with you in Milwaukee,

in the good ol' U.S.A.

Let's just say that.

Hello?

Hello.

Is Charlie--
Is Charlie there?

I'm sorry?

Um...

Yeah?

Is Charlie there?

- Who?
- Charlie.

- My dog?
- Yeah.

You wanna talk to my dog?

Yeah, just for a second.

Who is this?

I found him.

I brought him back there
to you.

Just wanted to make sure
he got back there.

He's back, yes.
Thank you very much.

Yeah.

So can I talk to him?

I'm not--
I'm not following you.

Just wanted to talk
to your dog for a second.

Big fuckin' deal.

Who is this?

Did you just call
someone's dog?

Yeah, a little bit.

A little bit?

What are you talking about?

What's this book
about anyway?

What-- What are the structural
dynamics of flow?

It studies the difficulty

in moving an element
from A to B.

Well...

Fuck.

Yeah, they were all gone.

For some reason.

I'll go back.

You got to get it in there.

She's going to chase me down,
I can feel it.

She's got Alice's name.

The detective.

I called Alice that night.

Hey.

It's going to be okay, John.

Come on.

Yeah?

You know what
she's investigating?

- A murder.
- Yeah.

Why's it going to be okay?

Because you didn't do it.

Give me five.

- Why?
- Because you kick ass.

Stop calling dogs.

Remove brakes
and lights from your bike

and wrap the whole thing
in black tape.

Yeah.

- Why?
- Why what?

Why am I removing the brakes
and lights from your bike
and taping it black?

'Cause I'm doing this thing
tomorrow night in Milwaukee.

Those are the rules.

And replace my shampoo
and soap. Okay?

Today, please.
It's important.

No sweat.

We land at 8.

I pretty much
go straight to work.

- It's critical.
- Critical?

I got this guy smelling
my fucking head. Yes.

Got it, man.

Hello.

- John?
- Yeah.

Gregory Gordon, McMillan HR.
Hey, man.

- Hey, man.
- How's the trip going?

Pretty good.

So, John, if a new employee
is unable to produce

the required documentation
within 30 days of being hired,

the employee must present
a receipt

for the application
for those documents.

So I think you need
to get me that.

John, you have a second?

Um... Concerning?

I'm in Human Resources,

and we take that seriously
here at McMillan.

The human part.

Yeah. Okay.

How you doing, you know?

Just overall,
not professionally.

- Um...
- Overall. How you doing?

Pretty good.

Are you?

I've been a little busy,
but--

Yeah, I hear you.

- John?
- Yeah.

Can I ask you...

Yeah.

Are you happy?

Happy in what?

Like at work?

Well, it's all connected.
Right?

It's actually called
the illusion of separation.

Dr. David Bohm.

Itdeals with the illusion
of separation

in regard to personal
versus professional life.

There is none, essentially.

Anyway, I'm a resource
for you at McMillan.

You're not just
a resource for us.

And if you need help
with the human part,

drop on by.

In the meantime,

let me recommend
some stress busters

like, say,
popping bubble wrap

or just laughing
out loud,

even when nothing's funny.

Sound good?

Sounds good.

Hey, it's Ed.

You asked me last week
if I would tell you

if John wasn't okay.

Well, he's not.

He called a dog.

Alice, go see him.
Go find him.

But you can't leave a trail.

He's involved in something.

I'm at the window
you told me to go to!

Number 15 to window 7.

Number 15 to window 7.

Number 22, window 3.

Number 22, window 3.

Number 48, window 2.

Number 48, window 2.

Number 25,
please proceed to window 6.

Good morning.
Renewing my license.

Number 18,
please proceed to window 8.

Number 18,
please proceed...

Do you have your Vehicle
Emissions System Statement?

- The what?
- Your System Vehicle
Permission Statement?

I was told I just needed
my current license.

- Who told you that, honey?
- Guy on the phone.

- Don't raise your voice, honey.
- I wasn't-- What?

I don't make the rules--

The guy on the phone said
that I just--

He doesn't make
the rules, either.

You need an Emissions Renewal
Systems Assessment.

- Along with this.
- Can you give me one?

- No, honey.
- You can't just give me one?

- Uh-uh, honey.
- Who can?

You'll have to get back
in line.

I waited for
an hour and a half already.

They said I just needed
to take this to you...

then get my picture taken.

You'll need to get
another number,

take it to the Emissions
Standards desk,

I'll process your renewal.

You come back up with
your emissions application.

Uh... What was it?
Emissions? Standard?

Emissions Systems Standard
form application.

I feel like you called it
five different things.

Get out of my face.

- Guy on the phone.
- Every time.

Samantha Cantar?

One, two, three, smile.

Carlson Sohns.

Father, husband,
public servant,

and pretty damn good
racquetball player.

Glenn.

Yeah, Tom.

I need a favor.

What do you need?

Some money and time,

some resources,

and some faith.

I've been wondering
when I can finally
pay you back, Tom.

Glenn!

- Glenn!
- Glenn!

Oh, fuck, man.

I used a great deal
of taxpayer money

to influence
a foreign election.

Not, uh... kosher.

I was not authorized
to do this. Yet.

I was expected to.

Subsequently,
in order to put out
a fire that was created

in the early stages
of this illegal plan,

I committed
a second transgression

involving a smaller amount
of money.

Trivial, really,
in the scheme--

The illegal transference
of $170,000

to stave off intrusion

by a band
of fighting Brazilians.

Of course she said "no."

I mostly hear "no."

Then mostly I'm expected
to proceed. Quietly.

But this time--

Well, Tim,
it unraveled quickly.

- Unraveled?
- Yeah.

Can you put it back together?

I'm trying.

Ordinarily, I have time to--

Ordinarily, I make progress
when I'm told "no."

And then I go back
with the progress,

and I ask again,
and again I'm told "no."

But it's the "no"
where I'm expected
to keep going.

This time, if I go back
with no progress,

with backward action,

then I'm told "no,"
well...

and it actually means no.

It also makes the "no"
that I first got,

which wasn't really a "no,"

a real "no."

Then you're fucked.

Well, Tim, I'm almost fucked.

I'm at the extent
of my budget.

I'm at the extent
of my manpower.

My friends,
who I count on,

well, they keep dying.

You're probably next.
So can we step on it?

What do you need?

I need all the information
you can get.

I need to know if we can make
our intended progress,

or if it's time to cut
our losses and face the music.

And maybe go to jail.

I just had to spend
what used to be

a pissant amount putting out
a fire that this plan caused.

Sometime
in the next several days,

a yellow light's gonna
go off in the General
Accounting Office.

The 11 million is black budget.
They can't ask questions.

But that was the whole
fucking black budget.

This $170,000,
I have to account for that,

and that can set off
an investigation
that exposes everything.

As it stands, I have no way
of getting that money back.

I could be indicted
over $170,000.

Well...

I'm gonna take a walk
around the block.

- I'll be back.
- Tim, thanks.

Oh, man, Tom,
I wouldn't want your job.

That's a lot of "no's"
to have to keep straight.

You make a mistake
on one "no,"

you could be indicted
for conspiracy.

Thirty years.

- No.
- What?

No. They wouldn't approve
the expenditure.

They said we exceeded
our black budget for this case.

It's illegal for me
to use my own money, man,

so I brought some
of my private stash.

- Prell.
- Fuck.

- Fuck what?
- I have Prell here.

That's what I've
been using, Prell.

Now I have to
go to work,

but I can't work
at my desk all day,

because the guy who smells
my head sits right there.

So I'm just gonna have
to wander around and shit.

And Leslie's
gonna love that.

Okay.

Anyway, your bike's
all dangerous now.

Thanks.

No problem.

Chair?

Not as yet.

Hey, John.

Hey.

- John, do you have--
- No.

I don't have any of the shit
you expect me to have.

- But, hey--
- Yeah.

You said on the phone
that you work
in Human Resources,

and I am a human
or something,

and that you cared
about me,

or something
like that.

Something like that.

I think I said you're
not just a resource to us.

We take the human part
seriously.

Yeah. Cool.

That's cool.

At my other job, I--

Well, you can't even
get a chair.

Your former job?

John, are you feeling
all right?

No.

Okay.

John, let's take five.
How 'bout it?

Are you getting
the recommended eight
hours of sleep, John?

- No.
- What are you getting?

Much less.

Like how many hours?

Like no hours.

I mean, sometimes.
Small windows.

We're gonna
work on that.

Do you feel you have
the resources and tools

to perform your job?

No.

Okay.

We're gonna
work on that.

I've noticed
you've been hanging out
with Dennis McClaren.

Has that become a valuable
workplace friendship for you?

It was.

Then something happened.

Okay, we can
address that.

We can make a plan
to address that.

How often do you
experience stress, John?

More than average probably.

If McMillan provided
you with a discount

to a local fitness center,

would you take advantage
of this opportunity?

Probably not.

I don't know. Maybe.

Like a gym?

Yeah, gym.
Fitness center.

Maybe.

John, what time of day do you
feel is best best for you

to participate
in a wellness activity?

Before work, during lunch,

after work, or other.

During lunch.

Would you like to participate
in a wellness activity?

Yeah.

Do you like
card tricks?

Performing
card tricks?

Never really did it.

Never really
thought about it.

Card tricks take
soothing focus,

time to get right,
and delight others.

They can be
a real crowd pleaser.

Okay.

So I should do card tricks?

Well, some
wellness activity.

Card tricks were
just an example.

Oh, okay.

John, repeat after me.

I am a strong
and competent businessman.

I'm a strong,
competent businessman.

I am a difference maker.

I am a difference maker.

I am well-groomed, healthy,

and full of confidence.

I'm well-groomed, healthy,
and full of confidence.

Does just saying those words
make you feel better?

Not really.

Hey, great start.
Give me five.

You're the second person
that asked me to
give them five

in the last couple days.

For some reason.

Who else did?

My brother.

Is he a cool guy?

Yeah.
He's Cool Rick.

Well, he sounds cool.

Yeah, don't worry.

Just making sure
you're all right.

Leslie?

I am. Yeah. Now.

Well, you missed
some meetings.

I notice, Leslie.

Some sharing time?

I'm okay, Gayle.

This...

This, what?

What is it to me?

It's more than
a book to me.

When I'm challenged
personally,

I get back to center
with this...

this reminder of...

well, my dedicated
better self.

It calms me.

So on the road,
I-- I often go find a copy.

Seeing it out there
in the world,

it reassures me
and reminds me

that there is a order
to things in the world,

and I have my part
in that.

Why that one?

Well, I wrote it.

Well, then why don't you
just own one?

Well, I don't know.

That might be prideful.

An author with his own book
on his shelf? No.

I'll just borrow them.

I got this one the other day.

And I'll bring it back
to Luxembourg.

So, yeah.

I'm okay.

Just been traveling.

Hey, Lakeman.

Leslie.

I marveled at you
today, Lakeman.

Okay.

Marvelously wandering
here and there...

except to your desk.

Just fucking
wandering around,

to and fro,

to and fro,

all day.

I mean all day.

- How old are you, son?
- Thirty-four.

Okay.

Yeah, okay.

That's what
you do at 34.

Just wander around.

May I share with you
what I was doing at 34?

I was wandering
over to my desk,

then sitting the fuck down

and writing this book.

Ah, thank you, Gayle.

Leslie, can I have a word?

Well, I was just about
to dig in, Lawrence.

- Is it important?
- It is, but dig in.

And then stop by my office
later this afternoon.

Hey, honey.
We wrapped up here.

Luxembourg. Just having
a beer at this bar.

Sending a little video message
to you and the girls.

I love you guys so much.
Can't wait to get home.

I-- Holy shit!

Are you choking?

Fuck! What is this?

Herpes simplex one, guy?

But you're choking?

Oh, great.
Are you gonna die?

Fuck! What do I do?

I choose life.

I'm gonna give you
mouth-to-mouth, guy.

- Don't, actually.
- I won't.

Don't you die on me!
Live! Live, damn you!

Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
I'm alive!

Jesus Christ,
I thought I was dead!

That was so fucking close.

Balls move, man.
Thank you.

Oh, hey,
I have herpes.

You probably
got it now, too.

Oh, fuck, man.
What am I gonna tell
my loving wife?

Just tell her
you chose life.

If she's cool,
she'll understand.

Yeah, she's the coolest.

There you go. Cool.

- Thanks, man.
- Yeah.

- What was your name?
- McClaren, Dennis.

- But you can call me hero.
- Cool Rick.

Fuck.

Hey, sweetheart.

Yeah, we landed safely.

I had to go straight
into work.

Um... Honey...

Audrey, um...

There's something
that I have to tell you.

And I'm sorry...

to have to tell you this,

but I...

Thanks for
stopping by, Leslie.

What can I help you with?

Leslie, our third quarter
accounts have been called
into question.

They aren't good.

I wanted to share that
with you.

But the board,
my mother-in-law,

they are unaware of this
as yet.

Leslie, I steered us
off course.

I'd like your hands
on the wheel, Leslie.

As we close out--

As we close out
our third quarter,

I'm gonna
step over, Leslie.

I'd like you to step on,

and I don't want my
mother-in-law to know.

Not yet. I want to get
the house in order first.

But I need you for that.

So I'm gonna take
your gloves off, okay?

How 'bout that?

Let's get you
out of Divisional

and into the whole
ball of wax here,

back in the big show.

Starting tomorrow.

Like I've always said,
Lawrence,

let's get to work.

But there's one condition.

You got it.

Can we, Leslie,

just wait until...

Until what?

After this weekend's
duck hunt?

You're all set.

Luxembourg to Chicago,
then on to Milwaukee.

How long
is the layover?

An hour fifteen.

Let's see what seats
we have available.

On the Luxembourg
to Chicago leg,

we're wide open.

We can hold that
until midnight tonight.

Washington D.C. to Chicago,
Chicago to Milwaukee.

Can I pay cash
at the terminal?

Yes.Let's check seats.

D.C. to Chicago is light.

But let's see about
Chicago to Milwaukee.

On the Chicago
to Milwaukee flight,

it's nearly full,
you got a window seat
in the rear.

That will be fine.

All I have left
are middle seats.

That's okay.

Okay, you're all set.
That will be seat 23A.

Thank you.

You are confirmed
for seat 23B.

Thank you.

So, yeah, sooner is better
on that paperwork, John.

Just to remind you.

Yeah.

And thanks
for the pipetalk.

No problem.

We value you.

Okay, cool.

My house. Midnight.

Fuck.

I remember the way
your head smells

from the day
my head got hurt.

The last smell
that I smelled

is the smell
that I'm smelling now.

The last smell
that I smelled

is the smell that
I'm smelling now.

The last smell
that I smelled

is the smell that
I'm smelling now.

The last smell
that I smelled

is the smell that
I'm smelling now.

The last smell
that I smelled

is the smell that
I'm smelling now.

The last smell
that I smelled

is the smell that
I'm smelling now.

The last smell
that I smelled

is the smell that
I'm smelling now.

The last smell
that I smelled

is the smell that
I'm smelling now.

His chatter is distracting.

Can you ask him to stop,
please, with his chatter?

No. I don't work for you, sir.
I work for him.

Because he got creamed
by a truck?

- Ally?
- What's up?

Ally, the last smell
that I smelled

is the smell that
I'm smelling now.

His head.