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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,102 --> 00:00:36,637 Oh, no! 2 00:00:36,638 --> 00:00:38,639 Come on! 3 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:56,825 Come on, baby. 4 00:00:58,226 --> 00:01:00,094 Grab it! 5 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:11,339 All right. 6 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:17,746 What…? 7 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:22,617 Ow! 8 00:01:30,659 --> 00:01:33,127 Hmm. Vincent. 9 00:01:34,729 --> 00:01:37,497 No, no, bad idea. Bad idea! 10 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:21,342 Hmm? 11 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:30,151 Aah! 12 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:58,979 Just take what you need. 13 00:02:58,980 --> 00:03:02,349 Just take what you need. 14 00:03:07,088 --> 00:03:09,090 Mm-hmm. 15 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:29,743 What's…? 16 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,215 Mmm. 17 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:51,131 Whuh? 18 00:03:53,902 --> 00:03:57,337 - RJ? - Uh, no? 19 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:59,639 The moon's not full. 20 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:04,845 You woke me up a week early? 21 00:04:04,846 --> 00:04:06,780 Oh, no. 22 00:04:06,781 --> 00:04:12,019 Don't tell me you're dumb enough to actually try and steal my stuff. 23 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:15,588 RJ, I'm gonna have to kill you. 24 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:18,225 Please, I'm just a desperate guy trying to feed his family. 25 00:04:18,226 --> 00:04:20,961 - You don't have a family. - I meant a family of one. 26 00:04:20,962 --> 00:04:24,832 OK, wait, wait, wait, wait! Look, it's still in the cave. 27 00:04:24,833 --> 00:04:27,734 So, technically, not stolen. 28 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:30,403 Oh, no! 29 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:32,373 No! 30 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,645 Slow! 31 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:41,781 Stop! 32 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,750 Whew! 33 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:47,287 That was close. 34 00:04:52,927 --> 00:04:56,063 Vincent, wait! I can get it all back! 35 00:04:56,064 --> 00:04:59,132 That's right! If you eat me, you'd have to do it. 36 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:01,835 But I can get it. All of it! 37 00:05:01,836 --> 00:05:05,005 - My red wagon? - Redder! Ow. 38 00:05:05,006 --> 00:05:07,908 - The blue cooler? - Blue cooler. On my list! 39 00:05:07,909 --> 00:05:09,376 - Gotta be blue? - Yes! 40 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:12,279 And I want my Spuddies. I love those things. 41 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:16,183 'Cause with a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough. 42 00:05:16,184 --> 00:05:19,152 So true. Painfully true. And I'll tell you what. 43 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:22,089 I'm gonna get you the giant picnic pack, family-fun size. 44 00:05:22,090 --> 00:05:25,993 - They have that? - I'm pretty sure. 45 00:05:25,994 --> 00:05:29,129 All right, RJ. I'm going back to sleep. 46 00:05:29,130 --> 00:05:32,099 When that moon is full, I'm waking up. 47 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:36,569 And all my stuff had better be right back where it was. 48 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:40,140 But that's just one week! That's impossible for one guy! 49 00:05:40,141 --> 00:05:42,309 A week's perfect. I'll get some helpers. 50 00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:46,779 Full moon, all my stuff. And don't even think about running away. 51 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:51,920 Because if you do, I will hunt you down and kill you. 52 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:58,725 OK! OK, buddy! You just rest easy, all right, 'cause I'm on it. 53 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:03,730 Hey, in a week from now, we're gonna be laughing about this thing. Huh? 54 00:06:37,398 --> 00:06:41,468 ♪ How great I am ♪ 55 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:45,205 ♪ Gotta tell myself ♪ ♪ Yeah, I'm the man ♪ 56 00:06:45,206 --> 00:06:47,374 ♪ Looks grim right now ♪ 57 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:52,079 ♪ But pretty soon ♪ ♪ we'll be laughing about it ♪ 58 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:55,148 ♪ Ooh, and it's all right ♪ 59 00:06:55,149 --> 00:06:58,018 ♪ Yeah, it is ♪ ♪ I swear, you'll see ♪ 60 00:06:58,019 --> 00:06:59,819 ♪ It's not, really ♪ 61 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,622 ♪ Yeah, and it's all right ♪ 62 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:08,362 ♪ 'Cause I've always ♪ ♪ got my family of me ♪ 63 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:14,968 - ♪ It's not a first ♪ - ♪ Might be the last ♪ 64 00:07:14,969 --> 00:07:17,971 ♪ Yeah, I'm sure I must've ♪ ♪ been through worse ♪ 65 00:07:17,972 --> 00:07:21,308 ♪ But, ooh, it's all right ♪ 66 00:07:21,309 --> 00:07:26,246 ♪ Got a paddle and a creek ♪ 67 00:07:26,247 --> 00:07:29,049 ♪ Yeah, and it's all right ♪ 68 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:31,718 ♪ Because I've always ♪ 69 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:36,123 ♪ Got my family ♪ 70 00:07:36,124 --> 00:07:38,125 ♪ Of me ♪ 71 00:07:38,126 --> 00:07:41,028 Oh, boy, that's cold! That's cold! 72 00:07:41,029 --> 00:07:43,397 The one place I didn't have a shell. 73 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:56,444 Wow. 74 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:05,218 Spring. 75 00:08:05,219 --> 00:08:07,587 That means there's only 274 days left till winter. 76 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,823 Everybody, wake up! Hibernation's over. 77 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,159 Oh, morning! 78 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,627 - Morning, Hammy. - I gotta go wee-wee! 79 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:16,996 Oh, not in the lake we drink from! 80 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,699 Let's go, all right, the rest of you. It's spring! 81 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,901 That means we gotta get to work. 82 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:24,971 Finished. No, wait! 83 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:28,041 Come on, everybody. Wake up. Don't make me come in there. 84 00:08:28,042 --> 00:08:29,442 Ya'll better listen. 85 00:08:29,443 --> 00:08:31,444 I've been holding something in all winter, 86 00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:33,446 and I'm about to let it out. 87 00:08:33,447 --> 00:08:36,783 - I'm up, I'm up! - She means it. Let's go! 88 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:38,285 Thank you, Stella. 89 00:08:38,286 --> 00:08:41,354 Oh, I can clear a room, Verne. Come on, that much I can do. 90 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,656 - Good morning. - Good morning, everyone! 91 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:46,959 - How'd you guys sleep? - Just a super-duper morning. 92 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,461 Oh, jeepers. 93 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:51,698 Whoa, not lookin' so good around the eyes there, hon. 94 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:54,234 Bucky and Quillo were up every three or four weeks. 95 00:08:54,235 --> 00:08:55,902 And Spike kept poking me. 96 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,737 Yeah. Well, he's kinda pokey. 97 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,706 He's the sharpest of the bunch there. 98 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:02,242 You know what? How 'bout I take the day shift? 99 00:09:02,243 --> 00:09:04,077 Oh, Lou, that'd be just super. 100 00:09:04,078 --> 00:09:10,049 All right, kids, you heard your mother, and now you listen to me. Shape up. 101 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,251 Oh, boy. 102 00:09:11,252 --> 00:09:13,353 This is what I was afraid of. 103 00:09:13,354 --> 00:09:16,756 Where's the food? Is there any left? I'm hungry, so is there any left? 104 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:21,261 We ate all the food, Hammy. During the winter? We gotta go get some more now. 105 00:09:21,262 --> 00:09:23,563 Oh, right! I buried some nuts in the woods. 106 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:26,633 I know where they are. I'll be right back. Bye! 107 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:33,473 - That's enough. - Dad, it was just snow. 108 00:09:33,474 --> 00:09:35,708 But it could have been a predator. 109 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:38,178 Isn't playing dead a little… weak? 110 00:09:38,179 --> 00:09:40,680 Heather, how many times must I say it? 111 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:43,350 Playing possum is what we do. 112 00:09:43,351 --> 00:09:45,752 We die so that we live! 113 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,887 I'm the boss of you, OK? So calm down. 114 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:51,558 That's what we need to find you this year, don't you know? A good fella. 115 00:09:51,559 --> 00:09:55,395 - A good fella? A good fella? - Uh-oh. Jeepers, here we go. 116 00:09:55,396 --> 00:09:57,364 Why does everyone think I need a man, huh? 117 00:09:57,365 --> 00:09:59,799 I look like a nest and smell like a swamp. 118 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,034 So when you find a fella who's decent, 119 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:05,673 good with kids and has no sense of smell, call me. 120 00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:16,483 - Um, hello? - I don't care who started it. 121 00:10:16,484 --> 00:10:17,950 Uh… 122 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,652 Oh, look, food. 123 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:23,190 Well, I think you know what this means. 124 00:10:23,191 --> 00:10:25,558 - Verne. - Just a minute, Hammy. 125 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:29,529 This means we were nine berries away from starvation. 126 00:10:29,530 --> 00:10:31,798 Sorry. That was a little intense. 127 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:34,667 I meant really serious hunger pains. 128 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,169 Verne! 129 00:10:36,170 --> 00:10:39,506 Not finished, Hammy. Morning, Lou, Penny. 130 00:10:39,507 --> 00:10:41,241 - Thanks. - Hey, kids. 131 00:10:41,242 --> 00:10:42,909 - What I want to tell you is… - Verne! 132 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:46,579 I'm not done, Hammy. If you have to go again, just go. 133 00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:49,282 OK. So all I'm saying is we cut it a little close. 134 00:10:49,283 --> 00:10:52,185 So this year we need to make sure that we fill the log… 135 00:10:52,186 --> 00:10:55,722 - All the way to the top. - Exactly. All the way to the top. 136 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:58,157 - Because what are we? - Foragers! 137 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:01,127 - And what do we forage? - Food! 138 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:03,896 - Right. - Super, Verne, really super. 139 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,632 - OK, Hammy. - Huh? 140 00:11:05,633 --> 00:11:07,200 - What is it? - What is what? 141 00:11:07,201 --> 00:11:08,835 What is it you want to tell me? 142 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:10,203 Hmm? Oh. Oh! 143 00:11:10,204 --> 00:11:12,839 What was it, what was it, what was it, what was it? 144 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,041 Wait. Right on the tip of my tongue. Oh, yeah! 145 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:17,410 There's a weird thing I've never seen before. 146 00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:19,747 It's really scary. Follow me. 147 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:25,184 OK. Meeting called on account of weird scary thing. 148 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,354 Let's go. 149 00:11:27,355 --> 00:11:29,957 Hmm. Foragers… 150 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,826 Hammy, what weird thing? 151 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:37,798 Oh. That weird thing. 152 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:07,561 It never ends! 153 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,298 Whoa! 154 00:12:11,299 --> 00:12:14,166 Hey! 155 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,569 It never ends that way too! 156 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,405 - Jeepers, Lou. - Whoa. 157 00:12:18,406 --> 00:12:20,340 Yeah, jeepers is the word there, hon. 158 00:12:20,341 --> 00:12:23,844 - I've never seen anything like this. - Man, that's big. 159 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,382 - What is this thing? - Heather, no! 160 00:12:29,383 --> 00:12:31,684 - I'm scared. - Me too, Mama. 161 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:35,755 Shh! It's OK, it's just a… What is this thing, Lou? 162 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:39,292 I… Well, it's a… It's… Verne? 163 00:12:39,293 --> 00:12:41,594 Well, it's, uh… it's obviously… 164 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,229 …some kind of bush? 165 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:46,232 I'd be less afraid of it if I just knew what it was called. 166 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,401 - Let's call it Steve! - Steve? 167 00:12:48,402 --> 00:12:50,403 - It's a pretty name. - Steve sounds nice. 168 00:12:50,404 --> 00:12:52,204 I'm a lot less scared of Steve. 169 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:55,007 Oh, great and powerful Steve! 170 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:58,545 - What do you want? - I don't think it can speak. 171 00:12:58,546 --> 00:13:00,146 I heard that, young man! 172 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,516 - You get over here right now! - OK. 173 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,051 Hammy, get back here. 174 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:07,854 - Steve is angry! - It came from the other side of Steve. 175 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:11,023 I mean the bush. I mean… Jeez! 176 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,962 There's only one way we're gonna find out what this thing is, 177 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:19,032 and what this is all about. I'm gonna go check it out. 178 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,935 Aah! 179 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,905 Ay yai yai. 180 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,775 Uh… Aah! 181 00:13:28,776 --> 00:13:30,643 Steve ate Verne! 182 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:33,713 All right, Steve, you brought this on yourself. 183 00:13:33,714 --> 00:13:39,151 Stella, don't! I'm not eaten, I just tripped. 184 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:43,457 I'm gonna go over there. Just don't anybody move. 185 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:56,302 Kids, come on, hurry up! You'll be late! 186 00:13:59,373 --> 00:14:03,242 Gary, come on, breakfast! 187 00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:11,652 What is this place? 188 00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:24,497 Oh, hey there, little… 189 00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:25,932 Ohh! 190 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:28,868 …fella. Ugh! 191 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:31,572 Oh! 192 00:14:33,741 --> 00:14:35,307 Hi. 193 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,176 Aah! 194 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,179 Oh! 195 00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:49,288 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 196 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,091 Ow. 197 00:14:57,164 --> 00:15:00,000 Whoa! Ohh! 198 00:15:05,806 --> 00:15:10,477 Operator. Can I help you? 199 00:15:10,478 --> 00:15:13,146 No, I can talk. I'm just driving. 200 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:29,529 Aaah! 201 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,397 Verne's back. 202 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:32,599 - Verne! - Jeepers! 203 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,534 - You OK? - Help him up. 204 00:15:34,535 --> 00:15:37,403 - What was over there? - Freaky pink primates! 205 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:40,339 They must have come while we were hibernating. It was awful. 206 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,576 They had wheels on their feet and these sticks, and they were 207 00:15:43,577 --> 00:15:47,079 whacking me with these sticks like it was some sort of sick game. 208 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:50,850 You should have died! You should have laid down and died. 209 00:15:50,851 --> 00:15:53,085 - Dad. - That's not the worst part. 210 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,722 Half the forest is gone. 211 00:15:55,723 --> 00:15:58,124 The oak trees and the berry bushes, 212 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:01,227 they're just… they're just gone. 213 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,595 Jeepers. 214 00:16:02,596 --> 00:16:04,196 What'll we do for food? 215 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:07,934 How are we gonna live? 216 00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:10,336 I don't know. But here's what I do know. 217 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:14,340 We will be fine as long as no one goes over Steve again. 218 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:19,111 It's called a hedge, and it is not to be feared, my amphibious friend. 219 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,448 It is the gateway to the good life. 220 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,551 Uh, I'm a reptile, actually. 221 00:16:24,552 --> 00:16:26,686 But, you know, it's a common mistake. 222 00:16:26,687 --> 00:16:28,454 And, uh, you are? 223 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,858 Oh. Where are my manners. I'm RJ. 224 00:16:31,859 --> 00:16:34,961 Don't think I'm prying, but I couldn't help overhearing, 225 00:16:34,962 --> 00:16:39,699 and I can shed a little light on what this whole hedge situation is about. 226 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,601 You see, what was once mere wilderness 227 00:16:41,602 --> 00:16:46,305 is now 54 acres of man-made, manicured, air-conditioned paradise. 228 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:49,475 Except for that little-bitty speck. You are here. 229 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:53,045 No, no, that's a good thing. You're hibernators, right? 230 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,648 You gather up food, store it for the winter? 231 00:16:55,649 --> 00:16:57,784 - Uh-huh. We fill the log! - Hammy. 232 00:16:57,785 --> 00:17:00,787 Really? This log? This cave-like log? 233 00:17:00,788 --> 00:17:03,723 - All the way to the top. - Ozzie. 234 00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:05,592 Let me ask ya, how long's it take? 235 00:17:05,593 --> 00:17:09,128 - You know, to fill the log? - Two hundred and seventy-four days. 236 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:12,865 - Ohh! Ever done it in a week? - That's impossible. 237 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,601 Not if we work together. 238 00:17:14,602 --> 00:17:17,403 You've got the food gathering skills, I've got the know-how, 239 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,505 - and they have the food! - How much food? 240 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:23,142 Loads of food. Heaps of food. Food out the wazoo! 241 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,012 Well, whatever kind of food comes out of a wazoo, 242 00:17:26,013 --> 00:17:28,047 I don't think we're interested in eating. 243 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,349 I don't know, the guy's making a lot of sense to me. 244 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:33,753 - I think we should listen. - Yeah, I'm OK with wazoo food there. 245 00:17:33,754 --> 00:17:37,023 No, you're not. The tail is tingling. 246 00:17:37,024 --> 00:17:40,292 - Why didn't you say so? - Hold on, hold on. The what is what? 247 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:43,395 When something doesn't feel right, my tail tingles. Let me tell you, 248 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,398 everything you've said so far is driving my tail crazy. 249 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:50,637 Listen. Verne, right? This isn't something you need to be afraid of. 250 00:17:50,638 --> 00:17:53,873 Well, I am. And for good reason. 251 00:17:53,874 --> 00:17:55,474 This is not a birthmark. 252 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,310 That's because you went over there without a guide. 253 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,747 Thanks for stopping by. We're not interested. 254 00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:04,550 Not interested in the most delicious food you've ever tasted? 255 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:05,752 - No! - Come on. 256 00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:08,788 Not interested! 257 00:18:08,789 --> 00:18:11,490 OK. I get it. 258 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:17,764 I understand. This is something that you're just not open to. 259 00:18:17,765 --> 00:18:20,367 Wow! 260 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:26,372 Whoa! 261 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,240 - Oh, my! - Jeepers. 262 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,209 What is that? 263 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:33,112 That, my friend, is a magical combination of corn flour, 264 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:38,084 dehydrated cheese solids, BHA, BHT and good old MSG, 265 00:18:38,085 --> 00:18:42,288 a.k.a., the chip. Nacho cheese flavor. 266 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,357 - Over here! Toss me one of those! - More please! More. 267 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,359 Yeah, Verne, those were good! 268 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,362 It's all good. And we're going over there. Tonight! 269 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:53,365 Yeah! 270 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,868 Welcome to suburbia. 271 00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:59,171 - Wow! - Look at that! 272 00:19:00,841 --> 00:19:03,575 Hey, Mom, look at us! Look at us! 273 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:06,578 Oh, my! Hon, look at this. 274 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,314 Jeepers. 275 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,415 How's that tail, Verne? 276 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,951 Listen, if anybody in this family gets hurt, 277 00:19:11,952 --> 00:19:13,920 I'm holding you responsible. 278 00:19:13,921 --> 00:19:18,057 They're having a good time. I'll take responsibility for that. 279 00:19:18,058 --> 00:19:19,826 - This is neat. - Look at that. 280 00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:21,627 - Hey, Spike, look at that. - Hey, Verno, 281 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,997 I took a few clippings out of my quills to do a little comparison. 282 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,300 Look at this, the grass seems to be greener over here. 283 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:31,137 Verne, are you certain you came to the same place? 284 00:19:31,138 --> 00:19:33,005 Yeah, 'cause the raccoon says… 285 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,974 OK, enough about him. I get it. 286 00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:39,178 So he can do a couple of tricks. I mean, it's not like he can walk on water. 287 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:42,315 Hey, everybody! This way to the food! 288 00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:46,085 - That thing's huge! - What is that? 289 00:19:46,086 --> 00:19:49,188 That is an SUV. Humans ride around in it 290 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:52,091 because they are slowly losing their ability to walk. 291 00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:55,661 - Jeepers, it's so big! - How many humans fit in there? 292 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,230 Usually? One. 293 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:02,034 Hi, this is Gladys Sharp. Your president? 294 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,003 Of the homeowner's association? Right. 295 00:20:04,004 --> 00:20:05,537 - Jeepers. - What is that? 296 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:09,141 Easy, easy, don't worry. That's just a human being. 297 00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:11,911 And they are just as scared of us as we are of them. 298 00:20:11,912 --> 00:20:15,181 Now, if a human does happen to see you, just lay down, 299 00:20:15,182 --> 00:20:18,818 roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it. 300 00:20:18,819 --> 00:20:22,721 The charter, which you signed, says the grass is supposed to be two inches, 301 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:26,292 and according to my measuring stick, yours is 2.5. 302 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:30,496 Could we just get the food and go? Really, do they have it or not? 303 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:34,733 Didn't you see it? It was in the box. They've always got food with them. 304 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,737 We eat to live, these guys live to eat. 305 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,739 Let me show you what I'm talking about. 306 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,275 The human mouth is called a "pie hole." 307 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:46,012 The human being is called a "couch potato." 308 00:20:46,013 --> 00:20:48,714 That is a device to summon food. 309 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,717 That is one of the many voices of food. 310 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,486 That is the portal for the passing of the food. 311 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:58,090 That is one of the many food transportation vehicles. 312 00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,359 Humans bring the food, take the food, 313 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,795 ship the food, they drive the food, 314 00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:07,133 they wear the food! That gets the food hot. That keeps the food cold. 315 00:21:07,134 --> 00:21:09,869 That… I'm not sure what that is. 316 00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:11,503 Aah! 317 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,906 What do you know? Food! 318 00:21:13,907 --> 00:21:17,476 That is the altar where they worship food. 319 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:20,012 That's what they eat when they eat too much. 320 00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:22,681 That gets rid of guilt so they can eat more food. 321 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:25,551 Food! Food! Food! Food! 322 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:27,186 Food! 323 00:21:27,187 --> 00:21:30,422 So you think they have enough? 324 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:34,426 Well, they don't. For humans, enough is never enough! 325 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:38,297 And what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? 326 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:42,801 They put it in gleaming, silver cans, 327 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,171 just for us. 328 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:48,774 Sweet jeepers. 329 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:51,078 Dig in! 330 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:55,181 - Good, isn't it? - OK. 331 00:21:55,182 --> 00:22:00,452 - Wow. - Share there, everyone, share. 332 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:05,691 That's a diaper. And that does come out of a wazoo. 333 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:09,161 So, what do you think? Was I right or was I right? 334 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,297 And these things are just the scraps! 335 00:22:11,298 --> 00:22:14,500 Wait'll you see what comes in the boxes, packages and cans! 336 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:17,136 I'm telling you, stick with me, and in one week 337 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:19,838 we will gather enough food to… 338 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,174 - To feed a bear. - What? 339 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:25,078 Just a figure of speech. 340 00:22:27,147 --> 00:22:30,816 Halt! Intruders! Intruders! Get out, all of you. 341 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:33,719 What is it, baby? 342 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,923 - What are you doing? - You said to lick our… 343 00:22:36,924 --> 00:22:39,691 No! Nix that! Run! 344 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,193 - Run! - Get outta here! 345 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:43,795 Run! 346 00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:45,364 - Shoo! - To the hedge! 347 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:48,367 Get out of here! I just mopped this patio! 348 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,337 Filthy vermin! 349 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,208 Verne's right, that was horrible. 350 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:58,110 - You kids OK? - Stay close. 351 00:22:58,111 --> 00:23:02,114 - We'll find other food, right? - See? That's what I was talking about! 352 00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:04,116 These humans don't want us around. 353 00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:07,353 So we scared her, and she overreacted. No biggie. 354 00:23:07,354 --> 00:23:10,556 No biggie? Oh, that is what we call a biggie. 355 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:13,926 Come on, think about the food. It was worth it for that food, huh? 356 00:23:13,927 --> 00:23:15,661 That stuff is to die for! 357 00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:19,098 Let me rephrase that. 358 00:23:19,099 --> 00:23:21,833 No, to die for. You nailed that part. 359 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:26,172 Look, maybe our little forest life looks primitive to a guy with a bag. 360 00:23:26,173 --> 00:23:28,040 - What? - But I think I speak 361 00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:30,242 for the whole family when I say we want nothing 362 00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:34,146 to do with anything that's over that hedge. 363 00:23:34,147 --> 00:23:36,382 - Oh, come on! - I'm done. 364 00:23:36,383 --> 00:23:40,119 You haven't even tried doughnuts yet! You wanna store fat? 365 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,988 That is the way to store some fat. 366 00:23:41,989 --> 00:23:44,256 You'll be sweatin' through the winter! 367 00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:48,660 - We'll eat the bark, right? - OK, all right, you guys sleep on it! 368 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:52,299 Good idea. I'm gonna check back with you. 369 00:23:54,034 --> 00:23:55,667 Shoot! 370 00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:57,971 Almost had 'em. 371 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:05,978 - Good night, Heather. - Good night. 372 00:24:05,979 --> 00:24:07,546 - Good night, Ozzie. - Good night. 373 00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,081 - Good night, Lou. - Good night. 374 00:24:09,082 --> 00:24:10,482 - Night, Penny. - Good night. 375 00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:12,184 - Good night, Hammy. - Good night. 376 00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:13,752 - Night, Bucky. - Good night. 377 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:15,854 - Good night, Spike. - Good night, Uncle Verne. 378 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:18,190 - Good night, Quillo. - Night, Uncle Verne. 379 00:24:18,191 --> 00:24:20,492 When we wake up, only 273 days left till winter. 380 00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:24,564 - That's enough, Verne. - Good night, 273. 381 00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:28,434 Spuddies… 382 00:24:28,435 --> 00:24:33,539 Cooler… Wagon… Redder wagon. 383 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:35,841 Time's up, RJ. 384 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:38,477 But I have six more days! No! 385 00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:40,079 No! Aaah! 386 00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:45,217 OK. Four paws, fur. 387 00:24:45,218 --> 00:24:48,087 Still alive, still alive. 388 00:24:48,088 --> 00:24:51,090 So, what are you saying? You want me to take 'em to his house? 389 00:24:51,091 --> 00:24:53,159 - No. - Then what are you saying? 390 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,161 Jimmy was pushing me on the bus. 391 00:24:55,162 --> 00:24:57,429 - He likes you. - No way, he's a creep. 392 00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:59,798 Next time he shoves you, beat him up. 393 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:01,701 Yes! 394 00:25:05,472 --> 00:25:09,375 OK, kids, dive in. There it is. Bark for breakfast! 395 00:25:09,376 --> 00:25:12,278 - I want a doughnut! - I want pizza. 396 00:25:12,279 --> 00:25:13,646 No, you don't. 397 00:25:30,230 --> 00:25:34,066 OK. This is great. 398 00:25:39,272 --> 00:25:42,241 Granted, it takes some time to chew. 399 00:25:42,242 --> 00:25:45,077 But that… 400 00:25:45,078 --> 00:25:47,146 That was very satisfying. 401 00:25:47,147 --> 00:25:50,616 And, by the way, lots of fiber in there too. 402 00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:52,351 Mmm! 403 00:25:52,352 --> 00:25:56,122 - Lots. - I gotta admit, that does look tasty. 404 00:25:56,123 --> 00:25:57,956 What are you doing here? 405 00:25:57,957 --> 00:26:02,461 I'm here to help you with your… foraging thing. 406 00:26:02,462 --> 00:26:03,829 Look, Verne, 407 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:06,832 you said a word yesterday about your little gang here. 408 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:10,202 It starts with an F, do you remember what it was? 409 00:26:10,203 --> 00:26:12,271 - Family? - Right, right, that. 410 00:26:12,272 --> 00:26:14,606 You know, that got me right here. 411 00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:16,908 You see, Verne, I used to have all of that. 412 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:20,812 My own place, surrounded by loved ones, 413 00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:22,514 universal remote. 414 00:26:22,515 --> 00:26:25,217 But then all that went away with… 415 00:26:25,218 --> 00:26:26,852 …the weed hacker incident. 416 00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:28,120 Oh, God. 417 00:26:28,121 --> 00:26:31,190 Oh, come here. 418 00:26:31,191 --> 00:26:33,525 Yeah, that feels good, doesn't it? 419 00:26:33,526 --> 00:26:35,927 - Oh, brother. - Jeepers, Verne. 420 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:38,330 We could always use the extra hand there, you know. 421 00:26:38,331 --> 00:26:42,534 The weed hacker, Verne. The weed hacker. 422 00:26:42,535 --> 00:26:44,336 OK. 423 00:26:44,337 --> 00:26:49,074 Not your problem. I'll just go. 424 00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:50,842 This is me… 425 00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:52,211 …going. 426 00:26:52,212 --> 00:26:53,979 - Been nice. - Don't hit. 427 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:55,547 Really nice getting to know you. 428 00:26:55,548 --> 00:26:58,384 Hey, I'm sure I'll see you around the forest. 429 00:26:58,385 --> 00:27:00,619 - Take care. - All right, all right. 430 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:03,855 Hey, uh, RJ? 431 00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:05,591 You can… you can stay. 432 00:27:05,592 --> 00:27:08,527 - Come here, ya big lug! - No. 433 00:27:08,528 --> 00:27:10,962 I knew beneath this hard, crispy outside 434 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:13,131 there was a soft, nougat-y center in there. 435 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:17,169 - Do you mind if I call you Uncle Verne? - With every bone in my body. 436 00:27:17,170 --> 00:27:20,172 Great. Hey, can I work with Hammy? 437 00:27:20,173 --> 00:27:22,107 Wanna help me find my nuts? 438 00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:24,243 Very tempting, Hammy, very tempting. 439 00:27:24,244 --> 00:27:27,145 But first, I want to show you this. 440 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,114 You like this cookie? 441 00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:30,616 Ohh ho ho ho! 442 00:27:30,617 --> 00:27:33,285 - Well, this cookie's junk! - I like a cookie. 443 00:27:33,286 --> 00:27:34,820 Easy, easy. Don't worry. 444 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:37,122 I know where we can get some cookies so valuable 445 00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:42,093 that they are hand delivered by uniformed officers. 446 00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:45,464 - The Doyles' is the yellow house. - They only ordered one box. 447 00:27:45,465 --> 00:27:47,733 There they are. America's most coveted cookies. 448 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:51,703 Love Handles, Skinny Mints, Neener Neeners and Smackeroons. 449 00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:54,873 - And guess what? They're all yours! - Hoo hoo! Aah! 450 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:58,076 Whoa, Hamilton. Hold on there, fella. 451 00:27:58,077 --> 00:28:00,279 I love your energy, but you can't take 'em. 452 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,248 - You said they're mine. - They will be, 453 00:28:02,249 --> 00:28:06,685 if we successfully marry your manic energy to my brilliant plan! 454 00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:08,487 - You with me, kid? - I… I… I… 455 00:28:08,488 --> 00:28:10,356 The I's have it! Let's ride. 456 00:28:10,357 --> 00:28:13,058 Mrs. Johansson was allergic to chocolate. 457 00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:14,893 - Really? - Yeah, if she eats it, 458 00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:18,864 - her face explodes or something. - That is, like, so unfair. 459 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:21,032 - Wait, wait. How many boxes of…? - Hey! 460 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,402 You stay away from those cookies. They're mine! 461 00:28:23,403 --> 00:28:25,437 - Ahem! - Aah! 462 00:28:25,438 --> 00:28:28,307 This guy's not coming, is he? I don't want him to. 463 00:28:28,308 --> 00:28:30,976 Oh, we have so much work to do. 464 00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:33,445 Come on, step into my office. Now, listen up. 465 00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:37,383 What we're going for here is a vicious, man-eating, rabid squirrel. 466 00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:39,385 - Can you handle that? - Um, excuse me? 467 00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,420 Yes… Hammy. 468 00:28:41,421 --> 00:28:45,824 OK. Rabbits aren't vicious. They're all cute and cuddly, so… 469 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:48,193 Rabid, not rabbit. 470 00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:50,929 Oh… What? 471 00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:53,732 - OK. So first we're gonna muss the hair. - Ow, ow, ow! 472 00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:55,901 That's looking good. All right, now we're gonna… 473 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:58,670 We're gonna mat the fur a little bit. 474 00:28:58,671 --> 00:29:01,340 A little puff on the tail… Stop it! Puffier. 475 00:29:01,341 --> 00:29:02,674 Liking that a lot. 476 00:29:02,675 --> 00:29:06,011 Show me that wild look in your eye. Come on! 477 00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:11,650 - Oh! I can burp my ABCs! A, B, C. - Hammy! 478 00:29:11,651 --> 00:29:15,253 I just really need you to focus right now, OK? 479 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,522 - OK. - Thank you. 480 00:29:16,523 --> 00:29:19,057 Let's see. There we… Hang on a minute. 481 00:29:19,058 --> 00:29:22,260 Not that, not that. No, no. Aha! 482 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:25,697 - Nice! - Ooh! 483 00:29:25,698 --> 00:29:27,500 Hammy? 484 00:29:31,137 --> 00:29:35,173 Done! Now, come on. I'll be right behind you. 485 00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:38,009 Go on, get out there. Shoo, shoo! 486 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:43,048 I am a crazy rabid squirrel! I want my cookies! 487 00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:45,651 I'm rabid! 488 00:29:45,652 --> 00:29:48,019 I'm foaming at the mouth. 489 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:52,023 I'm foaming, very scary rabid squirrel. 490 00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:53,425 Rabies! 491 00:29:53,426 --> 00:29:55,327 - Hey, it's working! - Behind you! 492 00:29:55,328 --> 00:29:58,229 I know. You're right behind me… 493 00:29:58,230 --> 00:29:59,865 Got it! Stand back! 494 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:03,402 - No, no, no, no! Oh, no! - Take that! 495 00:30:03,403 --> 00:30:04,770 Walk it off! Walk that one off! 496 00:30:04,771 --> 00:30:07,005 What's going on? Is that Hammy? 497 00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:09,875 - Everything's under control. Go back. - You call that under control? 498 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:11,810 - He's under attack! - He's working! 499 00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:14,279 - I'm coming, Hammy! - Verne! No! 500 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,683 What are you doing? Watch out! 501 00:30:22,355 --> 00:30:27,225 - Hold still! I got it! Stay still. - Help me! Get off of me! 502 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:29,595 - Yuck! - Gross! 503 00:30:29,596 --> 00:30:32,130 - Eww! Nasty! - Eww, eww! Oh, my God, this is so gross! 504 00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:33,499 Verne! 505 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:37,068 That was great! You, my friend, are a natural. 506 00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:40,939 Or, should I say, au naturel. 507 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:42,642 Huh? 508 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:45,611 Oh. 509 00:30:45,612 --> 00:30:47,979 Hammy, you were awesome, my man! 510 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:52,117 You had me scared. I was about to come out and beat you with a book myself. 511 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:55,821 You're all right, aren't ya? Of course you are. You are Hammy! 512 00:30:55,822 --> 00:30:59,190 Those bruises are gonna heal. You know what? Chicks dig scars. 513 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,192 - There! - Over there! 514 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:04,696 That's where the squirrel attacked us! He has rabies or something. 515 00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:06,998 There was this gross, naked, amphibian thing. 516 00:31:06,999 --> 00:31:10,035 - Reptile. - It's OK, girls. 517 00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:13,038 Go inside, have a cookie, turn on the TV and calm down. 518 00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:14,506 Thanks, Mom. 519 00:31:14,507 --> 00:31:18,243 I'm sorry, Janis, did I just hear them say "rabidsquirrel"? 520 00:31:18,244 --> 00:31:20,412 Oh, I think they might just be overreacting. 521 00:31:20,413 --> 00:31:24,315 What if they're not? What if we have a potential pandemic on our hands? 522 00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:26,585 Vermin running loose, spreading disease 523 00:31:26,586 --> 00:31:29,988 and lowering our property values? 524 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:33,391 Yeah. I have a casserole in the oven. Gotta run. 525 00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,427 Fine. Worry about your casserole, 526 00:31:35,428 --> 00:31:40,066 and I'll worry about the end of suburban peace and tranquility! 527 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:45,471 That's right. Don't push. Plenty for everybody. 528 00:31:45,472 --> 00:31:47,706 Got a box right over here for ya, Penny. 529 00:31:47,707 --> 00:31:49,708 That is good. Eat up! 530 00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:52,310 Anything that tastes this good has to be good for you. 531 00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:55,614 Feel buzzing in the back of your skull? That's called a sugar rush. 532 00:31:55,615 --> 00:32:00,351 It's what keeps humans going, why they don't hibernate. Add a little of this, 533 00:32:00,352 --> 00:32:04,355 and what usually takes you all summer will take us a week. 534 00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:05,991 I like it! I like it! 535 00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:10,129 Hold on, Hamsquad. The last thing you need is caffeine. 536 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:14,032 That's right. Come on, dig in. 537 00:32:14,033 --> 00:32:17,235 Because this, my friends, is just the beginning. 538 00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:18,737 What? 539 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:23,542 ♪ Follow me ♪ ♪ into the great unknown ♪ 540 00:32:23,543 --> 00:32:26,344 ♪ Where pink flamingoes grow ♪ 541 00:32:26,345 --> 00:32:28,246 ♪ Diet soda flows ♪ 542 00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:33,952 ♪ And what you take ♪ ♪ magically regenerates ♪ 543 00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:36,287 ♪ On supermarket shelves ♪ 544 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:38,156 ♪ The ovens clean themselves ♪ 545 00:32:38,157 --> 00:32:40,759 ♪ You don't pay the tab ♪ ♪ 'til the last drop ♪ 546 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,595 - Up, down! Up, down! - He's getting away! 547 00:32:43,596 --> 00:32:45,230 Oh, yeah! 548 00:32:45,231 --> 00:32:49,001 ♪ 'Cause this train ♪ ♪ never stops ♪ 549 00:32:54,907 --> 00:32:56,943 Ohh! 550 00:33:05,918 --> 00:33:10,922 ♪ We make a good team ♪ ♪ me and you, we do ♪ 551 00:33:10,923 --> 00:33:13,124 ♪ You can scratch my back ♪ 552 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:15,527 ♪ And I'll scratch my back too ♪ 553 00:33:15,528 --> 00:33:18,030 Read it and weep. 554 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:23,034 ♪ People, more is more ♪ 555 00:33:23,035 --> 00:33:25,036 ♪ Ah, we all want more ♪ 556 00:33:25,037 --> 00:33:29,608 ♪ You don't pay the tab ♪ ♪ 'till the last drop ♪ 557 00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:32,711 ♪ So we all ride for nothing ♪ 558 00:33:32,712 --> 00:33:35,313 ♪ 'Cause this train ♪ ♪ never stops ♪ 559 00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:42,955 Hello? I need every business listing you have under "exterminator." 560 00:34:07,947 --> 00:34:10,115 ♪ You don't stop ♪ ♪ You don't stop ♪ 561 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:12,017 ♪ You don't stop ♪ 562 00:34:12,018 --> 00:34:14,687 Ozzie! 563 00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:18,924 - Whoa, Mom! You hit a possum. - Oh, my goodness. 564 00:34:18,925 --> 00:34:20,325 Do you think it's dead? 565 00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:22,127 Oh, no. 566 00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:24,395 - Wow! - Touch it. 567 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:25,997 - Can I poke him? - No! 568 00:34:25,998 --> 00:34:28,166 These poor little creatures. 569 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:30,669 - What's going on? - Come check it out. 570 00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:34,806 Debbie? I don't remember seeing a permit app for a gathering. 571 00:34:34,807 --> 00:34:37,275 Groups of more than one who wish to get… Aah! 572 00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:40,278 Timmy, get the shovel from the car. 573 00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:47,786 Lights fading, limbs growing cold. 574 00:34:47,787 --> 00:34:51,089 - I see a tunnel. - Oh, no. 575 00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:57,963 Mother, is that you beckoning me into the light? 576 00:34:57,964 --> 00:35:00,598 Must move toward the light. 577 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:04,569 - What do you think he's doing? - Maybe we knocked his brains loose. 578 00:35:04,570 --> 00:35:08,239 You went too far. Let's get out of here and leave this… 579 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,808 This… 580 00:35:09,809 --> 00:35:12,711 - Nice catch, Verne. - Yes! Yes! 581 00:35:12,712 --> 00:35:17,448 - You're dangerous. You're insane! - Sweet music, I'm going home! 582 00:35:19,018 --> 00:35:22,754 Goodbye, cruel world! 583 00:35:22,755 --> 00:35:24,956 Ooh! Ooh! 584 00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:29,294 Rosebud. 585 00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:35,233 - Now can I poke him? - No! 586 00:35:35,234 --> 00:35:38,904 You see? This is exactly why I called the exterminator. 587 00:35:38,905 --> 00:35:41,539 To kill them before they get hurt like this. 588 00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:43,374 Everybody, get out of here right now! 589 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:45,977 Right! Kids, grab those handles. Get the stuff. 590 00:35:45,978 --> 00:35:49,380 - What? - Here we go. I threw out my back. 591 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:54,821 - Let's go. - Get down. 592 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:12,839 Oh, no. 593 00:36:18,077 --> 00:36:22,280 I believe someone phoned about an animal problem? 594 00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:25,083 The solution is standing before you. 595 00:36:25,084 --> 00:36:28,586 Dwayne LaFontant is here. 596 00:36:28,587 --> 00:36:32,523 Where have you been? I'm throwing a "Welcome to the Neighborhood" party, 597 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:35,693 and so far Debbie's car has killed more animals than you have. 598 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:38,363 Stand down, sister. 599 00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:39,798 I personally guarantee 600 00:36:39,799 --> 00:36:43,001 that there will not be a living thing at this party. 601 00:36:43,002 --> 00:36:45,237 The Verminator is on the job. 602 00:36:46,605 --> 00:36:48,373 Leave it. Leave it! 603 00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:51,109 What do we have here? 604 00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:54,545 Didelphis marsupialis virginianus. 605 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,047 Approximately ten pounds. 606 00:36:56,048 --> 00:36:59,818 Male. 607 00:36:59,819 --> 00:37:01,719 - I think he's dead. - Oh, really? 608 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:05,290 Do you, in fact, have an associates degree from Vermtech? 609 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:07,258 I think he wants you to think he's dead. 610 00:37:07,259 --> 00:37:09,027 - Go! Go! - Move, move! 611 00:37:09,028 --> 00:37:11,930 - That's it! Run! Go! - …voluntary shock state. 612 00:37:11,931 --> 00:37:14,365 Look at him closely. You can see him breathing. 613 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:17,668 I certainly hope he's not in any pain. 614 00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:20,405 - What the…? - Aah! Kill it! Kill it! 615 00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:23,374 Thank you all for coming! You were a great audience! 616 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:24,911 Oh, man! 617 00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:30,315 All right, what am I up against here? 618 00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:33,751 Possum, porcupine, skunk, squirrel, 619 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:36,788 raccoon… amphibian. 620 00:37:36,789 --> 00:37:39,791 - Reptile. - No. 621 00:37:39,792 --> 00:37:41,994 Reptile. 622 00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:48,800 That's what I call a super-duper performance there. 623 00:37:48,801 --> 00:37:50,268 - I wanna do it again! - Beyond super. 624 00:37:50,269 --> 00:37:52,403 They were riveted. You were awesome! 625 00:37:52,404 --> 00:37:54,705 All right! 626 00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:58,878 Dad. I just gotta say, that was, uh… that was pretty good. 627 00:38:00,412 --> 00:38:02,313 Props for the Ozman! 628 00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:04,816 - Ozman! - Yeah! Yeah! 629 00:38:04,817 --> 00:38:07,585 But let's not forget our brilliant leadership: 630 00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,320 RJ. 631 00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:10,521 RJ! 632 00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:12,290 Brilliant! 633 00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:15,961 RJ, come this way. We wanna show you something. 634 00:38:15,962 --> 00:38:18,196 - Yeah, sure. - Sweet. 635 00:38:18,197 --> 00:38:20,866 - What a team! - That raccoon knows what he's doing. 636 00:38:20,867 --> 00:38:23,369 You're my hero there, fella. 637 00:38:27,339 --> 00:38:29,140 - Over here, this way. - RJ, come on! 638 00:38:29,141 --> 00:38:31,877 Yeah, we wanna show you something. Come on, hurry! 639 00:38:31,878 --> 00:38:34,013 Check it out. 640 00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:39,118 Your new home! 641 00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:46,892 And look, we got a place for you right here! 642 00:38:46,893 --> 00:38:48,159 That's for me? 643 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:53,031 Yeah, is this anything like what you had, RJ? 644 00:38:53,032 --> 00:38:56,234 This isn't anything like what I had, Lou. 645 00:38:56,235 --> 00:38:59,837 - Here, I'm not supposed to drink this. - Thanks. 646 00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:04,075 - Is that my bag? - Yeah, we brought it in here 647 00:39:04,076 --> 00:39:06,011 so you wouldn't have to sleep in that tree. 648 00:39:06,012 --> 00:39:08,479 Really? Wow. 649 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,482 Hey, RJ, check this out! We totally hooked up the TV. 650 00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:15,987 - I hot-wired the HD converter. - We get a thousand channels! 651 00:39:15,988 --> 00:39:18,189 Can you take the remote before my dad does? 652 00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:21,260 Wow. A universal remote? 653 00:39:23,029 --> 00:39:27,398 This is nice, guys. Really nice. 654 00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:30,635 We now return to A Scoundrel Among Us. 655 00:39:30,636 --> 00:39:32,570 You should be ashamed of yourself. 656 00:39:32,571 --> 00:39:35,140 We let you into our family, and you've deceived us. 657 00:39:35,141 --> 00:39:39,510 I gave you my heart, and you ripped it into a million pieces. 658 00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:42,480 Get real, Kevin. When you feel like a dirtbag, 659 00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:44,649 it's because you're a dirtbag. 660 00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:49,487 Right? So just own it, just say it out loud. "I am a dirtbag." 661 00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:53,158 Dirtbag. I don't think that guy's a real doctor. 662 00:39:53,159 --> 00:39:56,494 What do you think there, RJ? RJ? 663 00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:01,766 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, RJ. 664 00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:06,037 What are you doing, man? You are getting in way too deep. 665 00:40:06,038 --> 00:40:07,772 Just get the food. 666 00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:09,975 Feed the bear. Get the food. 667 00:40:09,976 --> 00:40:11,476 Feed the bear. Whaah! 668 00:40:11,477 --> 00:40:14,045 Where's the food? Where's the food?! 669 00:40:23,089 --> 00:40:24,755 Verne. What are you doing? 670 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:26,657 Getting things back to the way they were. 671 00:40:26,658 --> 00:40:29,694 - No, don't. How about I just leave? - Good. 672 00:40:29,695 --> 00:40:32,430 You leave, and I return this stuff to the rightful owners. 673 00:40:32,431 --> 00:40:34,032 What?! Why? 674 00:40:34,033 --> 00:40:36,601 Because we've angered the humans. 675 00:40:36,602 --> 00:40:38,869 And we don't wanna end up like that rabbit. 676 00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:44,009 Hence, I'm giving this back so they won't kill us. 677 00:40:44,010 --> 00:40:47,745 Verne, you don't understand! We need this stuff! 678 00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:49,480 No, we don't! 679 00:40:49,481 --> 00:40:51,682 You can't take it! 680 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:52,883 Yes, I can! 681 00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:54,952 - Let go! - You let go! 682 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:57,955 - I have to have it. - No! 683 00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:00,192 Stop! 684 00:41:10,436 --> 00:41:14,172 Verne. Move slow, keep your voice low and follow me. 685 00:41:14,173 --> 00:41:17,708 - What? - Shh! 686 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:19,444 - No. - Shh! 687 00:41:19,445 --> 00:41:24,615 No. I'm not falling for any more of your smooth talk! 688 00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:28,953 I don't know what you're up to, but my entire shell is tingling. 689 00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:30,955 Know what? I'm listening to it this time, 690 00:41:30,956 --> 00:41:33,091 - and I'm putting my foot down. - No, no. 691 00:41:34,726 --> 00:41:36,494 Play? 692 00:41:36,495 --> 00:41:39,630 Huh? Oh! Huh? 693 00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:41,866 Play! 694 00:41:41,867 --> 00:41:43,234 Play! Play! Play! 695 00:41:43,235 --> 00:41:46,837 Play! Play! Play! Play! Play! 696 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:49,107 Aaah! Oof! 697 00:41:49,108 --> 00:41:51,176 Play! 698 00:41:58,217 --> 00:42:00,552 Let's play! 699 00:42:03,422 --> 00:42:04,822 Play! 700 00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:07,092 Jeez… Aah! 701 00:42:07,093 --> 00:42:09,527 Play! Play! Play! Play! Play! Play! 702 00:42:09,528 --> 00:42:13,231 - Down, boy. Sit. Roll over! - Play! 703 00:42:13,232 --> 00:42:15,301 - Play dead! - Play! 704 00:42:17,469 --> 00:42:20,037 Attaboy, Verne. Save the food. I'll lose the dog. 705 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,239 - Play. - Huh? 706 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:22,840 Play, play, play, play. 707 00:42:22,841 --> 00:42:24,343 Play, play, play, play. 708 00:42:28,147 --> 00:42:32,083 Oh, no! No, no, no, no. 709 00:42:32,084 --> 00:42:34,352 You're dropping all the food, man! 710 00:42:34,353 --> 00:42:37,822 - Here, catch. - Play! 711 00:42:37,823 --> 00:42:39,591 Are you hungry? Look, food. 712 00:42:42,194 --> 00:42:44,462 - Oh, my back! - Whoa! 713 00:42:44,463 --> 00:42:46,564 Look, people! Play with them! 714 00:42:46,565 --> 00:42:49,367 - Look out! - Stop! What's he doing? 715 00:42:49,368 --> 00:42:52,170 - What was that? - Play, play, play, play. 716 00:42:52,171 --> 00:42:55,274 I'm all right, I'm fine. It's OK. It's… 717 00:42:59,111 --> 00:43:01,213 Verne, unhook the chain. 718 00:43:04,450 --> 00:43:06,585 Play! 719 00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:10,421 No. 720 00:43:10,422 --> 00:43:11,922 Yes. 721 00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,325 Bad. 722 00:43:14,793 --> 00:43:17,763 - Oh, boy. - Wow! 723 00:43:24,870 --> 00:43:27,673 Verne, I told you to unhook the chain. 724 00:43:44,456 --> 00:43:48,160 Garbage cans are not to be on the curb before eight… 725 00:43:49,195 --> 00:43:51,463 Aah! 726 00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:04,843 You're the devil. 727 00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:11,617 Ow! Oh! Ow! 728 00:44:21,126 --> 00:44:23,428 No! No! 729 00:44:23,429 --> 00:44:25,162 Verne, you all right there? 730 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:27,465 - Gimme a hand, Oz. - Sure, sure. 731 00:44:27,466 --> 00:44:29,234 - What happened? - What happened? 732 00:44:29,235 --> 00:44:32,903 It's gone. The food! Gone! 733 00:44:32,904 --> 00:44:34,138 - What? - Gone? 734 00:44:34,139 --> 00:44:37,475 - How's it gone? - Ask him! 735 00:44:37,476 --> 00:44:40,578 - Verne? - I returned it 736 00:44:40,579 --> 00:44:43,180 - to its rightful owner. - What? 737 00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:45,650 We, like, worked our tails off, you know? 738 00:44:45,651 --> 00:44:48,886 Like, a lot. And the food we gathered was totally… 739 00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:51,856 You know. And you're… You're all, whatever. 740 00:44:51,857 --> 00:44:54,959 Yeah, Verne, what were you thinking? The log was full! 741 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,928 - Full of junk. - So, what are you saying there? 742 00:44:57,929 --> 00:45:02,733 That the food we gather our way isn't as good as the food we gather your way? 743 00:45:02,734 --> 00:45:05,169 Your way? You mean his way. 744 00:45:05,170 --> 00:45:07,338 Can't you see RJ is just using you? 745 00:45:07,339 --> 00:45:11,008 Verne! Shame on you. RJ wouldn't do that. 746 00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:13,878 You have got to trust me on this. Don't you understand 747 00:45:13,879 --> 00:45:15,746 there's something wrong with him? 748 00:45:15,747 --> 00:45:18,583 My tail tingles every time I get near him. 749 00:45:18,584 --> 00:45:21,919 So we're supposed to go hungry because your butt's vibrating? 750 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:25,590 I'm starting to think that tingle is just you being jealous. 751 00:45:25,591 --> 00:45:27,992 - Jealous? Of him? - Yeah. 752 00:45:27,993 --> 00:45:31,662 He's embracing the future there, and you're just holding us back. 753 00:45:31,663 --> 00:45:34,231 I hold you back, all right. From extinction. 754 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:35,800 See what you've done here? 755 00:45:35,801 --> 00:45:38,135 If they listened to half the stuff you're telling them, 756 00:45:38,136 --> 00:45:42,039 they'll be dead within a week. You are only interested in taking advantage 757 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,910 because they're too stupid and naive to know any better. 758 00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:50,949 I'm not stupid. 759 00:45:53,685 --> 00:45:56,921 OK, I didn't mean… Uh… 760 00:45:56,922 --> 00:45:58,757 I meant ignorant. 761 00:45:59,825 --> 00:46:04,161 To the ways over… over there. 762 00:46:04,162 --> 00:46:07,164 Come on, you guys. You know I didn't mean it like that. 763 00:46:07,165 --> 00:46:08,999 Don't… don't do this. 764 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,637 Stella? Ozzie? 765 00:46:12,638 --> 00:46:14,873 Hammy? You know I didn't… 766 00:46:17,509 --> 00:46:21,846 - Hammy… - I'm not stupid. 767 00:46:21,847 --> 00:46:25,516 Please. 768 00:46:27,553 --> 00:46:30,521 ♪ I must ♪ 769 00:46:30,522 --> 00:46:33,190 ♪ Give the impression ♪ 770 00:46:33,191 --> 00:46:36,293 ♪ That I have the answers ♪ 771 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:39,330 ♪ For everything ♪ 772 00:46:39,331 --> 00:46:41,699 ♪ You were ♪ 773 00:46:41,700 --> 00:46:44,301 ♪ So disappointed ♪ 774 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:46,604 ♪ To see me unravel ♪ 775 00:46:46,605 --> 00:46:50,342 ♪ So easily ♪ 776 00:46:51,610 --> 00:46:54,278 ♪ It's only change ♪ 777 00:46:54,279 --> 00:46:58,349 ♪ It's only every ♪ 778 00:46:58,350 --> 00:47:02,420 ♪ Thing I know ♪ 779 00:47:02,421 --> 00:47:05,222 ♪ It's only change ♪ 780 00:47:05,223 --> 00:47:09,059 ♪ And I'm only changing ♪ 781 00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:12,430 - Good night, Uncle RJ. - Good night, kiddo. 782 00:47:12,431 --> 00:47:14,832 ♪ La da, la da ♪ 783 00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:18,836 ♪ La da da da da da ♪ ♪ La da… ♪ 784 00:47:18,837 --> 00:47:23,574 Moon's full, RJ. See ya in the morning. 785 00:47:23,575 --> 00:47:25,710 ♪ La da, la da ♪ 786 00:47:25,711 --> 00:47:29,447 ♪ La da da da da da ♪ 787 00:47:29,448 --> 00:47:30,648 ♪ La da ♪ 788 00:47:30,649 --> 00:47:34,985 ♪ La da da da-da-da da ♪ 789 00:47:34,986 --> 00:47:37,555 ♪ You want ♪ 790 00:47:37,556 --> 00:47:39,790 ♪ Something that's constant ♪ 791 00:47:39,791 --> 00:47:45,262 ♪ And I only wanted to be me ♪ 792 00:47:45,263 --> 00:47:48,198 ♪ But watch ♪ 793 00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:52,503 ♪ Even the stars above ♪ ♪ Things that seem still… ♪ 794 00:47:52,504 --> 00:47:55,373 This'll cut you down to size! 795 00:47:56,575 --> 00:47:59,243 ♪ La da, la da ♪ 796 00:47:59,244 --> 00:48:01,613 I got ya! 797 00:48:07,118 --> 00:48:09,720 - Is it done? - Affirmative. 798 00:48:09,721 --> 00:48:12,289 Did you put this one in? This Depelter Turbo? 799 00:48:12,290 --> 00:48:14,058 That's a contraband item, ma'am, 800 00:48:14,059 --> 00:48:17,795 as it is illegal in every state, except Texas. 801 00:48:17,796 --> 00:48:20,197 I don't care if it's against the Geneva Convention. 802 00:48:20,198 --> 00:48:23,468 - I want it! - I thought you might. 803 00:48:23,469 --> 00:48:26,538 So I took the liberty of installing it for you. 804 00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:32,443 Adios, animal infestation. 805 00:48:33,779 --> 00:48:35,580 Aah! 806 00:48:35,581 --> 00:48:37,649 Oh, my. 807 00:48:43,288 --> 00:48:45,656 ♪ La da, la da ♪ 808 00:48:45,657 --> 00:48:48,659 ♪ La da da da da da ♪ 809 00:48:48,660 --> 00:48:52,630 ♪ La da, la da da da da da ♪ 810 00:48:52,631 --> 00:48:56,134 What have I done? 811 00:48:57,869 --> 00:49:00,838 - Shouldn't have taken all that food. - What? 812 00:49:00,839 --> 00:49:02,640 I shouldn't have taken all that food. 813 00:49:02,641 --> 00:49:05,943 I was just trying to return things to the way they were. 814 00:49:05,944 --> 00:49:09,079 I was just being cautious. 'Cause that's what I am. 815 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,915 I'm naturally tentative. 816 00:49:10,916 --> 00:49:13,684 There's even places in my shell I haven't been. 817 00:49:13,685 --> 00:49:16,286 You, on the other hand, you're like… cool. 818 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,923 And crazy and fearless. 819 00:49:18,924 --> 00:49:22,593 I think they're right. I think I'm just jealous. 820 00:49:22,594 --> 00:49:24,929 Verne, believe me, 821 00:49:24,930 --> 00:49:27,765 you should not be jealous of me. 822 00:49:27,766 --> 00:49:31,602 You got a good thing here. You're trying to do what's best for your family. 823 00:49:31,603 --> 00:49:34,639 And I think you're what's best for them now. 824 00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,474 What about your tail? 825 00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:42,179 My head says listen to my tail, my tail says listen to my head, and I just… 826 00:49:42,180 --> 00:49:44,815 …end up with an upset stomach. 827 00:49:44,816 --> 00:49:46,984 That's why you need to be in charge now. 828 00:49:46,985 --> 00:49:50,087 - You don't know what's going on. - And you do. 829 00:49:50,088 --> 00:49:53,524 - So, what's the problem? - This, Verne, is the problem. 830 00:49:53,525 --> 00:49:55,760 - You see this? - I'm listening. 831 00:49:55,761 --> 00:49:57,695 Just… 832 00:49:57,696 --> 00:50:01,098 Just hang on a second. All right? 833 00:50:01,099 --> 00:50:02,332 I, uh… 834 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:05,736 - You throwing the party? - Yes. To the right. 835 00:50:05,737 --> 00:50:09,006 There are protective booties to put on over your shoes. 836 00:50:09,007 --> 00:50:11,609 Yes! Yes! 837 00:50:11,610 --> 00:50:16,046 - Uh, what is this? - What? 838 00:50:16,047 --> 00:50:19,149 - Oh, that… - Mm-hmm. 839 00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:20,284 …is a… 840 00:50:20,285 --> 00:50:23,053 …list of all the stuff that you lost, Verne. 841 00:50:23,054 --> 00:50:25,823 - Really? - It's a big, long list. You can see. 842 00:50:25,824 --> 00:50:29,193 You're a… organized little guy, aren't you? Nice job. 843 00:50:29,194 --> 00:50:31,996 You know what? I know a place so chock-full of food, 844 00:50:31,997 --> 00:50:33,898 we could get it all back in one night. 845 00:50:33,899 --> 00:50:35,933 Great. Let's go. Where is it? 846 00:50:35,934 --> 00:50:38,570 - Inside that house. - What? 847 00:50:40,972 --> 00:50:45,075 - What is the point of this thing? - Just send it down. 848 00:50:45,076 --> 00:50:47,144 What Verne is trying to say is… 849 00:50:47,145 --> 00:50:50,648 I mean, it's hard to really sum it all up in just one word. 850 00:50:50,649 --> 00:50:54,251 - But… - I'm sorry. 851 00:50:54,252 --> 00:50:55,886 Oh, come here. 852 00:50:55,887 --> 00:50:59,023 - Oh, come here, Verne. - That's right. 853 00:50:59,024 --> 00:51:02,159 OK! Listen, stay in the huddle. Here's the plan. 854 00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:07,097 Now, the traps are set here, here, here, 855 00:51:07,098 --> 00:51:11,301 here, here, here, here, here, here, 856 00:51:11,302 --> 00:51:16,373 here, here, here and here. 857 00:51:16,374 --> 00:51:22,212 Here, here, here, here. 858 00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:25,249 Big one here, here, 859 00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:28,085 - and maybe a few over here. - Gee, is that all? 860 00:51:28,086 --> 00:51:31,421 No. There's a bunch of red lights all over here. 861 00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:33,123 OK, Verne? Looking a little green. 862 00:51:33,124 --> 00:51:36,026 I blacked out for a second there, but I get the idea. 863 00:51:36,027 --> 00:51:39,229 There's lights, traps… I might need to change my shell. 864 00:51:39,230 --> 00:51:41,999 OK, this is us. 865 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,034 - Can I be the car? - I wanna be the car! 866 00:51:44,035 --> 00:51:47,304 - I'm the car. You be the shoe. - The shoe is lame. 867 00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:50,274 Why don't you be that snazzy-looking iron? 868 00:51:50,275 --> 00:51:51,776 Hey, it's not important! 869 00:51:51,777 --> 00:51:54,712 Besides, I'm the car. I'm always the car. 870 00:51:54,713 --> 00:51:58,282 The plan works in three simple steps. Step one, kill the lights. 871 00:51:58,283 --> 00:52:02,186 Step two, get inside. Step three, get out with mountain of food. 872 00:52:02,187 --> 00:52:03,988 But this place is like a fortress. 873 00:52:03,989 --> 00:52:07,124 Walls, so high. Doors, impenetrable. 874 00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:10,061 - How will we get in? - The collar is the key. 875 00:52:11,496 --> 00:52:13,097 Literally, the collar. 876 00:52:13,098 --> 00:52:15,465 It's like a key that opens the door and if… 877 00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:19,003 And what? You think he's just gonna hand over his collar to you? 878 00:52:19,004 --> 00:52:21,438 Not to me, my femme fatale. To you. 879 00:52:21,439 --> 00:52:22,773 - Her? - Me? 880 00:52:22,774 --> 00:52:24,208 You, Stella, will get that cat 881 00:52:24,209 --> 00:52:26,443 to give you his collar by using… 882 00:52:26,444 --> 00:52:29,646 - My stink. - …your feminine charms. 883 00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:32,349 Was that out loud? 884 00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:36,987 Look, raccoon, maybe that mask you're wearing is obstructing your view, 885 00:52:36,988 --> 00:52:40,324 but if you haven't noticed, I'm a skunk. 886 00:52:40,325 --> 00:52:41,726 On the outside, maybe. 887 00:52:41,727 --> 00:52:44,228 But I'm looking inside, Stella, and I see a fox. 888 00:52:44,229 --> 00:52:47,431 And all we gotta do is get her out. 889 00:52:52,070 --> 00:52:53,871 - Scissors. - Scissors? 890 00:52:53,872 --> 00:52:55,539 - Here we go. - Watch the… 891 00:52:55,540 --> 00:52:58,943 - Charcoal. - Charcoal? 892 00:52:58,944 --> 00:53:00,577 - Air freshener. - Tomato juice. 893 00:53:00,578 --> 00:53:02,913 - Cork. - Cork? Don't you dare. 894 00:53:05,951 --> 00:53:08,820 - Get 'em! - Score! Yeah! 895 00:53:11,857 --> 00:53:14,391 - One more thing. - Ow! 896 00:53:14,392 --> 00:53:16,060 Stop. That's it. 897 00:53:16,061 --> 00:53:19,831 Ladies and gentlemen, our work here is done. 898 00:53:21,299 --> 00:53:22,733 Oh, my. 899 00:53:22,734 --> 00:53:26,336 - Big jeepers. - She's all like, wow. 900 00:53:26,337 --> 00:53:28,206 What? 901 00:53:30,275 --> 00:53:31,743 Oh. 902 00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:39,149 Meow. 903 00:53:39,150 --> 00:53:40,918 - Whoa! - Amazing! 904 00:53:40,919 --> 00:53:43,287 Gosh, she looks… 905 00:53:43,288 --> 00:53:45,190 Wow. 906 00:53:50,095 --> 00:53:54,165 All right, gang, this is it. We're going in. 907 00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:06,110 Not again. Dang it! Those things are so lifelike. 908 00:54:06,111 --> 00:54:09,848 Curse you, plastic moldsman. 909 00:54:27,498 --> 00:54:29,100 OK, Hammy. 910 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:33,570 Hammy! 911 00:54:45,951 --> 00:54:50,020 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 912 00:54:50,021 --> 00:54:53,357 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 913 00:54:53,358 --> 00:54:56,693 Hammy, I told you that cookie's junk! 914 00:54:56,694 --> 00:54:58,528 But I like a cookie. 915 00:54:58,529 --> 00:55:01,967 What's going on? Is everything OK? 916 00:55:07,906 --> 00:55:09,773 Ha ha! Here we go! 917 00:55:09,774 --> 00:55:15,080 Come on, Hammy, come on. Follow the pretty light. There it is, that's it. 918 00:55:16,214 --> 00:55:18,015 That's it, that's it. 919 00:55:18,016 --> 00:55:20,351 There it is. Go get it. 920 00:55:25,123 --> 00:55:28,059 Mm-hmm. That's it, that's it. 921 00:55:30,128 --> 00:55:32,262 Go get it, you little nut! 922 00:55:32,263 --> 00:55:35,900 Bingo! OK, step two. 923 00:55:35,901 --> 00:55:38,937 I thought we'd be dead by step two, so this is going great! 924 00:55:41,472 --> 00:55:43,909 OK, gorgeous, you're on. 925 00:55:46,277 --> 00:55:49,779 Man, this better be one stupid cat. 926 00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:52,616 Audio, go! 927 00:55:55,086 --> 00:55:56,420 She's supposed to be a cat. 928 00:55:56,421 --> 00:55:59,789 Put it on cat. Maybe the cat likes a cow. 929 00:55:59,790 --> 00:56:01,959 Who goes there? 930 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:03,994 You're a cat! You're a cat! 931 00:56:03,995 --> 00:56:05,762 You're a cat! 932 00:56:05,763 --> 00:56:08,332 Uh, I mean, I'm a cat. Uh… 933 00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:11,101 - Meow. - Yeah, right. 934 00:56:11,102 --> 00:56:13,103 Shoo. Go on, get away from here. 935 00:56:13,104 --> 00:56:16,240 My owner does not give scraps to common strays. 936 00:56:16,241 --> 00:56:18,842 Common strays? All right, you asked for it. 937 00:56:18,843 --> 00:56:22,112 - Get the collar! - Gee, that's a nice collar you got on. 938 00:56:22,113 --> 00:56:24,848 - Mind if I have a look? - No! Come no closer! 939 00:56:24,849 --> 00:56:28,318 I must not be so near a creature of the outdoor woods. 940 00:56:29,988 --> 00:56:33,490 - Away with your filth! - My filth? 941 00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:35,825 - My filth?! - Oh, jeepers, here we go. 942 00:56:35,826 --> 00:56:40,030 OK, that's it. I am sick and tired of everybody taking one look at me 943 00:56:40,031 --> 00:56:42,299 and running away 'cause they think I'm filthy. 944 00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:44,234 Well, I got news for you. 945 00:56:44,235 --> 00:56:47,771 I didn't get all primped and preened to have some over-fed, pompous puffball 946 00:56:47,772 --> 00:56:52,009 tell me he's too good for me. I got makeup on my butt, dude! 947 00:56:52,010 --> 00:56:54,144 And you don't even wanna know about the cork! 948 00:56:54,145 --> 00:56:58,449 Stop! No one has ever spoken to me like that! 949 00:57:00,051 --> 00:57:03,488 It is bold. I like it. 950 00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:09,759 Well, believe me, there's more where that came from… 951 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:13,197 - …puffball. - All right, team, let's boogie. 952 00:57:13,198 --> 00:57:16,733 You are strong. Your essence is overpowering. 953 00:57:16,734 --> 00:57:19,936 - What…? What do you mean by that? - It is your eyes. 954 00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:23,840 - My eyes. - They are luminous. 955 00:57:23,841 --> 00:57:26,643 Luminous? Dang. 956 00:57:26,644 --> 00:57:29,446 You know, I think this is the part where I blacked out. 957 00:57:29,447 --> 00:57:32,116 Did the little shoes and cars actually get into the house? 958 00:57:34,052 --> 00:57:36,653 - So you got a name? - Yes. 959 00:57:36,654 --> 00:57:39,956 It is a Persian name, for I am Persian. 960 00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:43,493 I was born Prince Tigeriess Mahmood Shabaz. 961 00:57:43,494 --> 00:57:47,565 Ooh, that's a mouthful. Can I just call you Tiger? 962 00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:53,670 - This place is huge. - Wicked cool. 963 00:57:53,671 --> 00:57:56,641 Animals are in the house. 964 00:58:05,483 --> 00:58:07,117 Wow! 965 00:58:07,118 --> 00:58:11,555 - Oh, my goodness. - This is so cool. 966 00:58:11,556 --> 00:58:15,259 - Yes! OK, stations, everybody. - Let's boogie! 967 00:58:15,260 --> 00:58:16,460 - We got it. - Here we go. 968 00:58:16,461 --> 00:58:19,463 No grip, no grip, no grip. 969 00:58:19,464 --> 00:58:24,034 - Hammy! Less claw, more pad. - Oh, OK. 970 00:58:24,035 --> 00:58:25,603 That hurt. 971 00:58:30,508 --> 00:58:32,676 Uh-oh. 972 00:58:32,677 --> 00:58:36,513 - Just a minute, I'll be right there. - What was that? 973 00:58:36,514 --> 00:58:40,084 It… That's just the sound of my heart. Can't you hear it? 974 00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:46,190 Aaah! 975 00:58:46,191 --> 00:58:48,593 This way, this way! 976 00:58:53,398 --> 00:58:57,201 OK, OK, we're good. Go back to work. 977 00:58:57,202 --> 00:58:59,503 There ya go. 978 00:58:59,504 --> 00:59:01,306 Here, catch! 979 00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:09,413 Oh, boy. 980 00:59:09,414 --> 00:59:11,815 Yes, I'm gonna make it. 981 00:59:11,816 --> 00:59:15,485 My father, he had an exceptionally flat face. 982 00:59:15,486 --> 00:59:18,622 He was so beautiful, he could barely breathe. 983 00:59:18,623 --> 00:59:20,090 Fascinating. 984 00:59:20,091 --> 00:59:24,027 …inside, I have a multi-leveled climby-thing with shag carpet. 985 00:59:24,028 --> 00:59:26,130 - Come, I show you. - No, no! 986 00:59:26,131 --> 00:59:27,731 I haven't told you about my life. 987 00:59:27,732 --> 00:59:29,666 Good, good. Going great, going great. 988 00:59:31,969 --> 00:59:33,403 What is that? 989 00:59:33,404 --> 00:59:36,873 That is what gets the humans out of bed in the morning. 990 00:59:38,809 --> 00:59:40,410 Where'd she go? 991 00:59:40,411 --> 00:59:41,812 Get down and stay down. 992 00:59:48,819 --> 00:59:50,721 Move. Move. 993 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:12,210 Come on! We've gotta go before she comes back. 994 01:00:13,744 --> 01:00:15,779 - No! Not without those Spuddies. - What? 995 01:00:15,780 --> 01:00:19,716 Lou, Penny, back to the TV. Heather, keep an eye on that human. 996 01:00:19,717 --> 01:00:22,085 - I'm on it, RJ. - No, Heather. Wait! 997 01:00:22,086 --> 01:00:24,454 The tingle, the tingle. 998 01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:26,823 RJ! The wagon's full, let's get out of here. 999 01:00:26,824 --> 01:00:29,025 Hang on, Vincent, this'll only take a second 1000 01:00:29,026 --> 01:00:30,394 - Vincent? - Where? 1001 01:00:30,395 --> 01:00:32,762 - Who's Vincent? - Oh, Verne, Vincent. 1002 01:00:32,763 --> 01:00:35,732 Simple slip of the bear. Tongue! I… er… 1003 01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:40,136 Just bear with me is what I meant to say. 1004 01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:42,640 There's no bear. 1005 01:00:45,543 --> 01:00:49,280 Lights fading. Limbs growing co… 1006 01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:52,449 Heather. 1007 01:01:00,391 --> 01:01:03,427 Oh, Heather! 1008 01:01:03,428 --> 01:01:06,564 There's a dead, white rat on my staircase. 1009 01:01:10,401 --> 01:01:12,202 I thought you were dead. 1010 01:01:12,203 --> 01:01:14,204 I learned from the best, Dad. 1011 01:01:14,205 --> 01:01:16,540 That's my girl. 1012 01:01:16,541 --> 01:01:18,642 Come to Papa. 1013 01:01:18,643 --> 01:01:21,311 We better hurry. We don't have much time. 1014 01:01:21,312 --> 01:01:22,979 - What's going on, RJ? - Nothing! 1015 01:01:22,980 --> 01:01:25,382 Let's get out of here because we have what we need. 1016 01:01:25,383 --> 01:01:27,651 - No, we don't. - What are you talking about? 1017 01:01:27,652 --> 01:01:29,953 - We have more than enough. - Hey, listen. 1018 01:01:29,954 --> 01:01:33,122 I've got this long to hand over that wagon of food to a homicidal bear. 1019 01:01:33,123 --> 01:01:37,661 If these Spuddies aren't on the menu, then I will be. Now let go of my tail. 1020 01:01:37,662 --> 01:01:39,529 What? 1021 01:01:39,530 --> 01:01:40,965 Let go! 1022 01:01:44,735 --> 01:01:46,636 Hey, whoa! 1023 01:01:46,637 --> 01:01:48,338 Huh? 1024 01:01:48,339 --> 01:01:50,006 Uh, I'm sorry, I've gotta go. 1025 01:01:50,007 --> 01:01:55,746 Stella, Stella, where are you going? Stella! 1026 01:01:57,382 --> 01:02:00,784 - Aaah! - Stella! 1027 01:02:00,785 --> 01:02:05,855 Look, it's not you. It won't work, OK, because I'm a… 1028 01:02:05,856 --> 01:02:07,491 Skunk! 1029 01:02:07,492 --> 01:02:10,560 Yeah, that. Sorry you have to see this. 1030 01:02:10,561 --> 01:02:11,929 Fire in the hole! 1031 01:02:17,034 --> 01:02:20,770 - Oh, my… - This smell doesn't bother you? 1032 01:02:20,771 --> 01:02:24,107 No. This face was bred for beauty. 1033 01:02:24,108 --> 01:02:26,009 I cannot smell a thing. 1034 01:02:26,010 --> 01:02:28,513 You can't smell? 1035 01:02:35,420 --> 01:02:39,289 To the door! Go, go, go, go, go, go! 1036 01:02:39,290 --> 01:02:40,691 - Run! - This way! 1037 01:02:44,529 --> 01:02:47,431 Let's party. 1038 01:02:47,432 --> 01:02:49,466 - Bunnies! - Aah! 1039 01:02:49,467 --> 01:02:52,869 Flee, my love. 1040 01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:54,971 Run, that way. Outside! 1041 01:02:54,972 --> 01:02:57,274 Move, kids! Come on! 1042 01:03:01,078 --> 01:03:04,482 Buenos dÃas, reptile. 1043 01:03:09,454 --> 01:03:11,287 You've just been verminated. 1044 01:03:12,523 --> 01:03:14,924 Whoa! You stink. 1045 01:03:14,925 --> 01:03:18,995 That's because you let them into my… house! 1046 01:03:18,996 --> 01:03:21,398 - Those… - Hey, Nancy, stop your honkin'. 1047 01:03:21,399 --> 01:03:24,934 These little guys will be disposed of quickly and humanely. 1048 01:03:24,935 --> 01:03:28,873 No! Not humanely. As inhumanely as possible. 1049 01:03:31,976 --> 01:03:34,945 It was a pleasure doing business with you, ma'am. 1050 01:03:51,429 --> 01:03:56,666 - What's he gonna do to us, Mama? - I don't know, baby. 1051 01:03:56,667 --> 01:03:59,636 I don't wanna die, Dad. Not for real. 1052 01:03:59,637 --> 01:04:03,508 There, there, there, sweetheart. We'll be OK. 1053 01:04:07,277 --> 01:04:09,813 You were right about him, Verne. 1054 01:04:09,814 --> 01:04:12,782 We shoulda listened. Sorry there. 1055 01:04:12,783 --> 01:04:16,152 No. 1056 01:04:16,153 --> 01:04:21,257 I knew we couldn't trust him, and I got us into this. 1057 01:04:21,258 --> 01:04:24,429 I should've known better. 1058 01:04:31,135 --> 01:04:32,736 Wow! 1059 01:04:32,737 --> 01:04:33,737 Vincent? 1060 01:04:33,738 --> 01:04:36,740 So I was on my way down here to kill you. 1061 01:04:36,741 --> 01:04:40,645 But I stopped to watch the show, and I gotta say… 1062 01:04:42,279 --> 01:04:44,714 …that, right there, 1063 01:04:44,715 --> 01:04:46,383 is a thing of beauty. 1064 01:04:48,653 --> 01:04:52,221 That is the most vicious, deceitful, 1065 01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:56,526 self-serving thing I've ever seen. 1066 01:04:56,527 --> 01:04:58,528 Classic RJ. 1067 01:04:58,529 --> 01:05:02,733 You take the food, and they take the fall. 1068 01:05:07,605 --> 01:05:11,274 You keep this up, you're gonna end up just like me. 1069 01:05:11,275 --> 01:05:14,711 Having everything you ever wanted. 1070 01:05:14,712 --> 01:05:17,447 But I already had that. 1071 01:05:17,448 --> 01:05:20,984 What, them? Who are you kidding? 1072 01:05:20,985 --> 01:05:25,121 You said it yourself, you're a family of one. 1073 01:05:25,122 --> 01:05:26,890 Always will be. 1074 01:05:26,891 --> 01:05:29,759 It's how guys like you and me survive. 1075 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:33,029 So a few saps got hurt in the process. 1076 01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:39,202 Tough. That's life. Trust me, you don't need them. 1077 01:05:39,203 --> 01:05:42,439 Actually, I do. 1078 01:05:44,041 --> 01:05:47,845 And right now, they really need me. 1079 01:05:49,013 --> 01:05:51,080 So I really need this! 1080 01:05:51,081 --> 01:05:52,850 RJ! 1081 01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:01,058 What the…? 1082 01:06:08,065 --> 01:06:10,200 - There goes my back again. - Are you OK? 1083 01:06:14,639 --> 01:06:16,540 You sorry sack of rat dung. 1084 01:06:16,541 --> 01:06:20,777 Whoa, Stella, this is a rescue. I'm rescuing you. 1085 01:06:20,778 --> 01:06:23,847 I'm gonna gas you so hard your grandchildren'll stink. 1086 01:06:23,848 --> 01:06:25,414 - Bear! - What's that? 1087 01:06:25,415 --> 01:06:26,783 - Bear! - Hair? 1088 01:06:26,784 --> 01:06:28,251 - Bear! - Dare? 1089 01:06:28,252 --> 01:06:30,921 - Bear! - Oh, bear! 1090 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:38,195 What? 1091 01:06:40,798 --> 01:06:42,832 - We're out of control! - We can drive. 1092 01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:46,003 - It's just like Auto-Homicide 3! - What? 1093 01:06:50,374 --> 01:06:54,644 Verne, let me in! Wrong button! Wrong button! 1094 01:06:54,645 --> 01:06:57,146 Please select destination. 1095 01:06:57,147 --> 01:07:00,049 Take us home! Take us to the log! 1096 01:07:00,050 --> 01:07:03,386 Previous destination selected. Make a legal U-turn. 1097 01:07:03,387 --> 01:07:05,289 We got it! 1098 01:07:08,659 --> 01:07:11,394 - Hammy! Let me in! - Not listening to RJ. 1099 01:07:12,930 --> 01:07:14,864 Kids, lose that bear! 1100 01:07:14,865 --> 01:07:16,465 What weapons do we have? 1101 01:07:16,466 --> 01:07:19,136 - We've got a hammer. - Cool. 1102 01:07:20,605 --> 01:07:22,907 You little… 1103 01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:26,242 Thank you. Yes, yes! Hey! 1104 01:07:26,243 --> 01:07:29,579 - Let me in, let me in! - No! Ring-tailed charlatan! 1105 01:07:29,580 --> 01:07:30,880 Ozzie! 1106 01:07:30,881 --> 01:07:32,982 He's trying to help us. Just let him in. 1107 01:07:32,983 --> 01:07:36,620 - After what he did to us? - But he came back. 1108 01:07:36,621 --> 01:07:38,321 And he brought a bear. 1109 01:07:40,758 --> 01:07:43,092 Hey! No fighting while we're driving. 1110 01:07:43,093 --> 01:07:45,995 We will turn this van around, mister. 1111 01:07:45,996 --> 01:07:48,264 He started it. 1112 01:07:48,265 --> 01:07:50,399 I'm telling you, he's trying to help us. 1113 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:54,070 But, Verne, you're the one who always says trust your tail. 1114 01:07:54,071 --> 01:07:56,973 - But it's not tingling. - Oh! 1115 01:07:56,974 --> 01:08:01,210 - Why didn't you say so? - Hey! 1116 01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:02,579 Thank you, thank you. 1117 01:08:04,682 --> 01:08:07,050 - You're dead, RJ! - Duck! 1118 01:08:07,051 --> 01:08:09,687 - And your friends are next. - Look out! 1119 01:08:11,088 --> 01:08:13,389 Make an immediate left turn. 1120 01:08:13,390 --> 01:08:15,092 Whoa! 1121 01:08:17,094 --> 01:08:18,828 Bonus points! 1122 01:08:18,829 --> 01:08:20,798 Huh? 1123 01:08:28,138 --> 01:08:29,338 Yeah! 1124 01:08:29,339 --> 01:08:32,175 Ohh! 1125 01:08:32,176 --> 01:08:35,144 RJ! 1126 01:08:35,145 --> 01:08:36,212 - Yeah! - Oh! 1127 01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:38,715 - Look out. - High score. 1128 01:08:38,716 --> 01:08:41,151 No, no, no, no! 1129 01:09:00,805 --> 01:09:03,406 You have arrived. 1130 01:09:06,610 --> 01:09:08,813 Everybody all right? 1131 01:09:10,614 --> 01:09:13,216 - Come on! - We've gotta go, we've gotta go! 1132 01:09:13,217 --> 01:09:15,919 The old jazz dance injury. 1133 01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:19,089 - Come on, come on. Quillo! - Go, go, go. 1134 01:09:23,928 --> 01:09:25,829 - Did we make it? - That was close! 1135 01:09:25,830 --> 01:09:27,130 - All right! - Are we here? 1136 01:09:27,131 --> 01:09:29,799 Penny? The kids here? Hammy? 1137 01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:32,269 Scary clown. 1138 01:09:38,608 --> 01:09:41,678 Look out! 1139 01:09:46,884 --> 01:09:50,954 A weed hacker, Verne. A weed hacker! 1140 01:09:50,955 --> 01:09:53,923 - Hey! - Up, up, go up. 1141 01:09:53,924 --> 01:09:57,961 Show your little rat faces. Filthy creatures. 1142 01:09:57,962 --> 01:10:00,396 Stay in the woods where you belong. 1143 01:10:00,397 --> 01:10:02,966 Watch out! 1144 01:10:06,771 --> 01:10:11,408 You guys wanna party, do ya? All right, then, let's party. 1145 01:10:13,577 --> 01:10:15,144 - Mom! - Kids! 1146 01:10:15,145 --> 01:10:20,016 Penny, Lou, look out! Down! 1147 01:10:20,017 --> 01:10:24,253 That's it! Verne, get everybody out of here. I'll distract him. 1148 01:10:24,254 --> 01:10:27,223 - Are you crazy? He'll kill you. - Well, I'm the one he wants. 1149 01:10:27,224 --> 01:10:29,092 Take care of your family, Verne. 1150 01:10:29,093 --> 01:10:31,260 I intend to. The whole family. 1151 01:10:31,261 --> 01:10:34,464 - There's got to be something we can do. - There's no time. 1152 01:10:36,901 --> 01:10:38,468 Hammy! 1153 01:10:41,271 --> 01:10:44,673 Ahh. 1154 01:10:44,674 --> 01:10:46,876 Hey, Vincent. You were right. 1155 01:10:46,877 --> 01:10:50,479 With a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough. 1156 01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:53,682 RJ! 1157 01:10:53,683 --> 01:10:55,952 Now, Hammy. Go, go, go! 1158 01:10:55,953 --> 01:10:58,522 OK… 1159 01:11:34,691 --> 01:11:38,328 I got the cookie. 1160 01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:12,196 - Huh? - Ohh. 1161 01:12:18,435 --> 01:12:22,438 - That's the… - The Depelter Turbo. 1162 01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:26,109 Prepare for a lot of stinging. 1163 01:12:26,110 --> 01:12:29,213 Oh, no! No, no! No, no! No! 1164 01:12:41,926 --> 01:12:44,227 - Ouch! - My hair! 1165 01:12:44,228 --> 01:12:46,630 That stung like I knew it would! 1166 01:12:56,840 --> 01:13:00,910 - Yeah! - All right! 1167 01:13:00,911 --> 01:13:03,646 Good job, everybody. That's teamwork. 1168 01:13:03,647 --> 01:13:06,215 Come here, Hammy, come here. You are a genius, my boy. 1169 01:13:06,216 --> 01:13:10,053 Oh, thank… you. 1170 01:13:10,054 --> 01:13:12,956 And, Verne, don't you ever fix this shell! 1171 01:13:12,957 --> 01:13:15,291 Yeah. Glad it's working for ya. 1172 01:13:15,292 --> 01:13:17,093 Take it off, give it back. 1173 01:13:17,094 --> 01:13:20,829 Here we go, off to the Rockies for you, Smoky. 1174 01:13:20,830 --> 01:13:23,399 Now, you do realize that was a Depelter Turbo? 1175 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,501 Officer, please. It was that Verminator. 1176 01:13:25,502 --> 01:13:28,671 He sold it to me. This has nothing to do with me. 1177 01:13:28,672 --> 01:13:30,139 Hey, hey, it was in your yard. 1178 01:13:30,140 --> 01:13:32,641 Your name's on the contract, so tell it to the judge. 1179 01:13:32,642 --> 01:13:35,011 - No! It's not my fault! Let go of me! - Ma'am… 1180 01:13:35,012 --> 01:13:39,182 I can't be arrested! I'm the president of the homeowner's association! 1181 01:13:39,183 --> 01:13:40,783 Take her down! 1182 01:13:40,784 --> 01:13:42,851 She's getting away! 1183 01:13:42,852 --> 01:13:48,024 - We got a twitcher! Watch it! Ma'am! - Get her! 1184 01:13:48,025 --> 01:13:49,925 - Stop that! - Can I get help over here? 1185 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:51,527 Somebody get a hold of her legs! 1186 01:13:51,528 --> 01:13:53,062 - Play? - Oh, no! 1187 01:13:53,063 --> 01:13:56,699 No, no! No, no! Aah! 1188 01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:58,167 High five, Hammy! 1189 01:13:58,168 --> 01:14:00,069 - Yes! - It worked! 1190 01:14:00,070 --> 01:14:02,171 We did it! 1191 01:14:02,172 --> 01:14:05,208 - Oh, yes! - Stella! 1192 01:14:05,209 --> 01:14:07,043 - Stella! - Over here, Tiger. 1193 01:14:07,044 --> 01:14:08,578 Oh, Stella. 1194 01:14:10,114 --> 01:14:15,084 So this is the outdoor woods? I like it. 1195 01:14:15,085 --> 01:14:18,087 Come on, big boy. You're coming with me. 1196 01:14:18,088 --> 01:14:21,390 You know, RJ, um, just for the record, 1197 01:14:21,391 --> 01:14:24,227 if you had told us that all that food you were trying to get 1198 01:14:24,228 --> 01:14:27,763 was to pay back an angry bear, we would've given it to you. 1199 01:14:27,764 --> 01:14:31,234 - Really? - Yeah, that's what families do. 1200 01:14:31,235 --> 01:14:33,302 They look out for each other. 1201 01:14:33,303 --> 01:14:35,104 I've never had anything like that. 1202 01:14:35,105 --> 01:14:39,175 I know. But believe me, this… 1203 01:14:39,176 --> 01:14:42,045 This is the gateway to the good life. 1204 01:14:42,046 --> 01:14:43,912 Wish you would've told me that sooner. 1205 01:14:43,913 --> 01:14:47,550 Well, that's bad communication. Also something families do. 1206 01:14:47,551 --> 01:14:50,520 So, what do you say? You wanna be a part of it? 1207 01:14:55,692 --> 01:15:01,230 Come here, come here. I promised I wouldn't do this. OK. 1208 01:15:01,231 --> 01:15:03,266 Welcome to the family! 1209 01:15:03,267 --> 01:15:05,000 - Hey! - Group hug! 1210 01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:06,869 OK, OK. 1211 01:15:06,870 --> 01:15:09,438 What a first week of spring. 1212 01:15:09,439 --> 01:15:13,109 Wait a minute! That means there's only 267 days left till winter. 1213 01:15:13,110 --> 01:15:14,943 What are we gonna do for food? 1214 01:15:14,944 --> 01:15:16,745 Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh! 1215 01:15:16,746 --> 01:15:18,981 Yes, Hammy. 1216 01:15:18,982 --> 01:15:20,683 I filled the log. 1217 01:15:20,684 --> 01:15:23,586 - Jeepers! - What…? 1218 01:15:23,587 --> 01:15:26,722 Look, look! I found my nuts! Oof! 1219 01:15:32,329 --> 01:15:34,597 ♪ We're rockin' the suburbs ♪ 1220 01:15:34,598 --> 01:15:37,300 ♪ From Family Feud ♪ ♪ to Chevy Chase ♪ 1221 01:15:37,301 --> 01:15:39,802 ♪ We're rockin' the suburbs ♪ 1222 01:15:39,803 --> 01:15:42,405 ♪ We numb the muscles ♪ ♪ in our face ♪ 1223 01:15:42,406 --> 01:15:44,807 ♪ We're rockin' the suburbs ♪ 1224 01:15:44,808 --> 01:15:47,476 ♪ We feed the dog ♪ ♪ and mow the lawn ♪ 1225 01:15:47,477 --> 01:15:49,745 ♪ Watching Mommy ♪ ♪ balance the checks ♪ 1226 01:15:49,746 --> 01:16:03,692 ♪ While Daddy ♪ ♪ juggles credit cards ♪ 1227 01:16:03,693 --> 01:16:05,928 ♪ Let me tell y'all ♪ ♪ what it's like ♪ 1228 01:16:05,929 --> 01:16:08,697 ♪ Watching idol ♪ ♪ on a Friday night ♪ 1229 01:16:08,698 --> 01:16:11,300 ♪ In a house ♪ ♪ built safe and sound ♪ 1230 01:16:11,301 --> 01:16:15,239 ♪ On Indian burial ground ♪ ♪ Shamon ♪ 1231 01:16:19,042 --> 01:16:21,377 ♪ We drive our cars everyday ♪ 1232 01:16:21,378 --> 01:16:23,912 ♪ To and from work both ways ♪ 1233 01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:26,249 ♪ So we make ♪ ♪ just enough to pay ♪ 1234 01:16:26,250 --> 01:16:30,154 ♪ To drive our cars to work ♪ ♪ each day, hey-hey ♪ 1235 01:16:33,056 --> 01:16:35,491 ♪ We're rockin' the suburbs ♪ 1236 01:16:35,492 --> 01:16:38,093 ♪ Around the park ♪ ♪ just one more time ♪ 1237 01:16:38,094 --> 01:16:40,596 ♪ We're rockin' the suburbs ♪ 1238 01:16:40,597 --> 01:16:43,266 ♪ 'Cause I can't tell ♪ ♪ which house is mine ♪ 1239 01:16:43,267 --> 01:16:45,768 ♪ We're rockin' the suburbs ♪ 1240 01:16:45,769 --> 01:16:48,271 ♪ We part the shades ♪ ♪ and face the facts ♪ 1241 01:16:48,272 --> 01:16:51,006 ♪ They got ♪ ♪ better looking fescue ♪ 1242 01:16:51,007 --> 01:16:54,411 ♪ Right across the cul-de-sac ♪ 1243 01:17:04,354 --> 01:17:07,156 ♪ Hot real estate rising stars ♪ 1244 01:17:07,157 --> 01:17:09,425 ♪ Get rich quick seminars ♪ 1245 01:17:09,426 --> 01:17:12,027 ♪ Soap opera magazines ♪ 1246 01:17:12,028 --> 01:17:14,697 ♪ 40,000-watt Nativity scenes ♪ 1247 01:17:14,698 --> 01:17:19,368 ♪ Don't freak about ♪ ♪ the smoke alarm ♪ 1248 01:17:19,369 --> 01:17:23,572 ♪ Mom left the TV dinner on ♪ 1249 01:17:23,573 --> 01:17:26,008 ♪ We're rockin' the suburbs ♪ 1250 01:17:26,009 --> 01:17:28,711 ♪ From Family Feud ♪ ♪ to Chevy Chase ♪ 1251 01:17:28,712 --> 01:17:30,979 ♪ We're rockin' the suburbs ♪ 1252 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,849 ♪ We numb the muscles ♪ ♪ in our face ♪ 1253 01:17:33,850 --> 01:17:36,118 ♪ We're rockin' the suburbs ♪ 1254 01:17:36,119 --> 01:17:38,987 ♪ We feed the dog ♪ ♪ and mow the lawn ♪ 1255 01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:41,257 ♪ Watching Mommy ♪ ♪ balance the checks ♪ 1256 01:17:41,258 --> 01:17:45,961 ♪ While Daddy ♪ ♪ juggles credit cards ♪ 1257 01:17:45,962 --> 01:17:50,666 That, my friends, is the object of all human attention and devotion. 1258 01:17:50,667 --> 01:17:53,269 - And they call it a TV. - Wicked cool! 1259 01:17:53,270 --> 01:17:56,605 Humans feel an inner need to connect with the world around them. 1260 01:17:56,606 --> 01:17:58,073 That is super-duper. 1261 01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:00,108 They also feel a need to sit on their fat butts. 1262 01:18:00,109 --> 01:18:02,478 Watching TV fulfills both needs at the same time. 1263 01:18:02,479 --> 01:18:04,280 Wow. Interesting. 1264 01:18:04,281 --> 01:18:07,149 Come on, kids. Family time there, in front of the TV. 1265 01:18:07,150 --> 01:18:08,351 Got your snack food? 1266 01:18:08,352 --> 01:18:10,018 Buy a vowel. Buy a vowel! 1267 01:18:10,019 --> 01:18:11,954 Buy a "Y". Please buy a "Y". 1268 01:18:11,955 --> 01:18:14,523 - I can't find the remote. - Hey, Spikey, race ya! 1269 01:18:14,524 --> 01:18:17,092 - Has anybody seen the remote? - Dad, chill. 1270 01:18:17,093 --> 01:18:18,661 I could do a little TV. 1271 01:18:18,662 --> 01:18:21,264 Today's the day we find out if the baby is gifted 1272 01:18:21,265 --> 01:18:22,731 or if Saxon is really an alien. 1273 01:18:22,732 --> 01:18:24,633 Like Khan in Star Trek II! 1274 01:18:24,634 --> 01:18:26,635 The Genesis Project was in the hands of the Enterprise, 1275 01:18:26,636 --> 01:18:29,204 but Khan had his plan to steal the invention! 1276 01:18:29,205 --> 01:18:30,639 Well, that was specific. 1277 01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:32,675 I saw it on TNT, a retrospective. 1278 01:18:32,676 --> 01:18:35,244 - Gummi Worm, anybody? - Let me have one. 1279 01:18:35,245 --> 01:18:36,979 Bucky, pass this to Lou. 1280 01:18:36,980 --> 01:18:39,415 - Taste this. - Don't you take that. 1281 01:18:39,416 --> 01:18:41,684 - This is the perfect food. - Fat-free cookies? 1282 01:18:41,685 --> 01:18:43,686 Might as well be eating dirt. 1283 01:18:43,687 --> 01:18:46,389 I've had dirt. I don't like dirt. It tastes like dirt. 1284 01:18:46,390 --> 01:18:49,358 The show is starting. 1285 01:18:49,359 --> 01:18:52,227 ♪ We're rockin' the suburbs ♪ 1286 01:18:52,228 --> 01:18:54,630 ♪ Everything we do is here ♪ 1287 01:18:54,631 --> 01:18:56,932 ♪ We're rockin' the suburbs ♪ 1288 01:18:56,933 --> 01:18:59,802 ♪ But it wasn't here last year ♪ 1289 01:18:59,803 --> 01:19:02,037 ♪ We're rockin' the suburbs ♪ 1290 01:19:02,038 --> 01:19:04,840 ♪ You'll never know ♪ ♪ when we are gone ♪ 1291 01:19:04,841 --> 01:19:07,009 ♪ Because the timer lights ♪ ♪ come on ♪ 1292 01:19:07,010 --> 01:19:10,145 ♪ And turns ♪ ♪ the cricket noises on ♪ 1293 01:19:10,146 --> 01:19:12,948 ♪ Each night ♪ 1294 01:19:12,949 --> 01:19:18,421 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ We're rockin' the suburbs ♪ 1295 01:19:18,422 --> 01:19:22,391 ♪ Yeah, yeah We're rockin' the ♪ 1296 01:19:22,392 --> 01:19:25,462 ♪ Suburbs ♪ 1297 01:19:50,887 --> 01:19:54,390 ♪ I'm all lost ♪ ♪ In the supermarket ♪ 1298 01:19:54,391 --> 01:19:57,393 ♪ I can no longer Shop happily ♪ 1299 01:19:57,394 --> 01:20:00,929 ♪ I came in here ♪ ♪ For that special offer ♪ 1300 01:20:00,930 --> 01:20:04,032 ♪ Guaranteed personality ♪ 1301 01:20:04,033 --> 01:20:07,636 ♪ I wasn't born ♪ ♪ So much as I fell out ♪ 1302 01:20:07,637 --> 01:20:10,806 ♪ Nobody seemed to notice me ♪ 1303 01:20:10,807 --> 01:20:14,142 ♪ We had a hedge back home ♪ ♪ In the suburbs ♪ 1304 01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:17,212 ♪ Over which I never could see ♪ 1305 01:20:17,213 --> 01:20:20,816 ♪ I heard the people ♪ ♪ Who lived on the ceiling ♪ 1306 01:20:20,817 --> 01:20:24,019 ♪ Scream and fight ♪ ♪ Most scarily ♪ 1307 01:20:24,020 --> 01:20:27,523 ♪ Hearing that noise ♪ ♪ Was my first ever feeling ♪ 1308 01:20:27,524 --> 01:20:30,726 ♪ That's how it's been ♪ ♪ All around me ♪ 1309 01:20:30,727 --> 01:20:33,862 ♪ I'm all lost ♪ ♪ In the supermarket ♪ 1310 01:20:33,863 --> 01:20:36,965 ♪ I can no longer Shop happily ♪ 1311 01:20:36,966 --> 01:20:40,503 ♪ I came in here ♪ ♪ For that special offer ♪ 1312 01:20:40,504 --> 01:20:43,472 ♪ Guaranteed personality ♪ 1313 01:20:43,473 --> 01:20:47,142 ♪ I'm all tuned in, ♪ ♪ I see all the programmes ♪ 1314 01:20:47,143 --> 01:20:50,178 ♪ I save coupons ♪ ♪ From packets of tea ♪ 1315 01:20:50,179 --> 01:20:53,749 ♪ I've got my giant ♪ ♪ Hit discothÃ¨que album ♪ 1316 01:20:53,750 --> 01:20:56,885 ♪ I empty a bottle ♪ ♪ And I feel a bit free ♪ 1317 01:20:56,886 --> 01:21:00,322 ♪ The kids in the halls ♪ ♪ And the pipes in the walls ♪ 1318 01:21:00,323 --> 01:21:03,258 ♪ Make me noises for company ♪ 1319 01:21:03,259 --> 01:21:06,995 ♪ Long distance callers ♪ ♪ Make long distance calls ♪ 1320 01:21:06,996 --> 01:21:10,065 ♪ And the silence ♪ ♪ Makes me lonely ♪ 1321 01:21:10,066 --> 01:21:13,201 ♪ I'm all lost ♪ ♪ In the supermarket ♪ 1322 01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:16,304 ♪ I can no longer Shop happily ♪ 1323 01:21:16,305 --> 01:21:19,875 ♪ I came in here ♪ ♪ For that special offer ♪ 1324 01:21:19,876 --> 01:21:22,978 ♪ Guaranteed personality ♪ 1325 01:21:22,979 --> 01:21:26,515 ♪ I'm all lost ♪ ♪ In the supermarket ♪ 1326 01:21:26,516 --> 01:21:29,384 ♪ I can no longer Shop happily ♪ 1327 01:21:29,385 --> 01:21:32,988 ♪ I came in here ♪ ♪ For that special offer ♪ 1328 01:21:32,989 --> 01:21:35,991 ♪ Guaranteed personality ♪ 1329 01:21:35,992 --> 01:21:39,562 ♪ I'm all lost ♪ ♪ In the supermarket ♪ 1330 01:21:39,563 --> 01:21:42,297 ♪ I can no longer Shop happily ♪ 1331 01:21:42,298 --> 01:21:45,701 ♪ I came in here ♪ ♪ For that special offer ♪ 1332 01:21:45,702 --> 01:21:50,073 ♪ Guaranteed personality ♪ 1333 01:22:02,085 --> 01:22:05,554 ♪ I'm all lost ♪ ♪ In the supermarket ♪ 1334 01:22:05,555 --> 01:22:08,457 ♪ I can no longer Shop happily ♪ 1335 01:22:08,458 --> 01:22:11,994 ♪ I came in here ♪ ♪ For that special offer ♪ 1336 01:22:11,995 --> 01:22:15,230 ♪ Guaranteed personality ♪ 1337 01:22:15,231 --> 01:22:18,601 ♪ I'm all lost ♪ ♪ In the supermarket ♪ 1338 01:22:18,602 --> 01:22:21,837 ♪ I can no longer Shop happily ♪ 1339 01:22:21,838 --> 01:22:25,307 ♪ I came in here ♪ ♪ For that special offer ♪ 1340 01:22:25,308 --> 01:22:28,612 ♪ Guaranteed personality ♪ 1341 01:22:41,525 --> 01:22:43,191 Hang on a minute. 1342 01:22:43,192 --> 01:22:46,529 I can't wait. I can't wait. 1343 01:22:51,334 --> 01:22:53,737 Yes! Here we go. 1344 01:22:55,872 --> 01:22:58,842 - Kind of anticlimactic. - Shoot! 101931