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Previously on "Impastor."
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If something were going on with
Buddy I would know about it.
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He can't hide anything from me.
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- This is all one big con, isn't it?
- No! I'm madly in love with him
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because he's so incredibly charming.
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I don't know how it's gonna work,
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but I know I need you in my life.
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Who are you?
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I'm her husband.
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Her husband? Like...
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Ex-husband?
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No. We're still married.
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Lexi...
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it's great seeing you.
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What the hell's going on here?
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Uh, Curt, this is Pastor Barlow.
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Pastor, could you give
us some privacy, please?
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Yeah. You okay?
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Oh, fine.
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Yeah. I-I'll fill you in later.
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Here.
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For the happy couple.
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How did you find me?
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I had a P.I. track you down
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after you went to Chicago
for the safe deposit box.
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That you emptied.
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If you needed money, you
could have come to me.
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Come to you? Curt, I ran from you.
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I know. I don't blame you.
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The drinking, the way
I mistreated you...
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I'm ashamed of the man I was.
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Was?
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I'm nothing like the
guy that drove you away.
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If you just give me a chance...
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I'll prove it.
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Where is she?
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I have a big announcement to make.
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I was still reeling from
Alexa's marriage bombshell,
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and just 'cause I was out
$8.99 for a bottle of champagne.
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Sorry, guys.
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Well, now that we are all gathered,
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I have some big news.
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Actually, so do I.
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Well... mine is un-toppable,
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so go ahead, Sammy Davis Jr.
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Warm it up for Frank!
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Okay. Here goes.
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Five years ago, I was
married to a man named Curt.
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I still am. He's in town,
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and... we're getting back together.
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A-are you serious?
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That is like the biggest news ever!
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Ashlee and I are engaged!
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How could you not tell
us you were married?
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Things didn't end well,
so when I moved here
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it wasn't something I
wanted to talk about.
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And then when we became friends,
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it felt weird to bring it up.
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It didn't end well, but
now you're back with him?
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Yeah. Curt and I had our issues,
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but we've always loved each other,
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and we talked it through last night.
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We're gonna give it another go.
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Oh, well...
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two married people are staying married.
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Call the 6:00 Snooze!
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A husband and wife reuniting
after five years apart?
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- That is so romantic!
- You want romantic?
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When do we get to meet
Curt? Is he moving here?
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He lives in Chicago,
but he has his own plane,
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so maybe he'll fly back and forth?
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We'll figure it out.
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What's already figured
out is the engagement party
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that Ashlee and I are
throwing Saturday night, huh?
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And you're all invited.
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Geez, Alden, you haven't
been dating very long.
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Isn't this engagement kinda quick?
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That is not the proper response!
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Proper response is like,
uh, "congratulations,"
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a hearty clap on the shoulder.
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No, don't touch me.
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Oh! Sorry.
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Oh, my gosh!
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A Bohemian Waxwing has
been sighted nearby!
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There hasn't been one in this area
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since April of aught 3!
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Well, what are you waiting for?
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The Waxwing is at the top
of your bird bucket list!
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I know, but I wanna hear about Curt.
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And my impending nuptials.
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Go!
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We'll have plenty of time to talk.
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- Okay, thanks.
- Aah!
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Okay, I gotta go get my binocs!
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I guess that's... meeting adjourned.
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Alexa, you got a second?
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All right, what's going on? I mean,
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you didn't look too happy
to see this guy yesterday,
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and now you're back with him?
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Buddy, I left Curt because
he was drinking a lot,
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and... and things got bad.
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But he says he's sober now
and a completely different man.
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I don't buy it. Once
a dick, always a dick.
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You don't even know him.
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It's like Jesus said about the lepers:
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"They don't change their spots."
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Buddy,
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Curt was the love of
my life at one time,
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and if he's back to being that guy,
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don't I owe him a second chance?
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So that's it?
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He says he's sorry, and all is forgiven?
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What about us?
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Us?
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You haven't even wanted to
tell people we're together.
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Well, maybe I'm ready now.
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Buddy, please don't make this harder
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than it already is for me.
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I'm sorry.
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- Favorite color.
- Well, I tell people blue,
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but it's really beige.
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Oh, my gosh... I thought I was
the only one who loved beige!
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This is...
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W... Look who's here! Old friends.
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Paul and Wendy Johnsen,
I'd like you to meet Ashlee.
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She's my fiancee!
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- Nice to meet you.
- Say, just had an idea!
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How 'bout the four of us
have dinner some night?
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We're, uh... pretty busy.
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Don't mind them.
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Oh, cheese and rice!
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Hey.
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First time you've ever called me.
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What's up?
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I have a proposition for you.
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Ah, believe it or not...
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I'm not in the mood for a blowski.
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- Mm.
- See, there's this woman...
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I don't give a shit.
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I want you to convince Alden
to marry me as soon as possible.
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- Why?
- Because I want access
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to all his money before
he gets cold feet.
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And they say romance is dead.
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How soon you wanna get married?
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- Tomorrow.
- That's impossible.
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- I'll pay you 20 grand.
- What time tomorrow?
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Convincing Schmidt to
marry Ashlee in one day
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would take some inspiration,
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so I got out my weed and my party meds.
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Buddy? Buddy!
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I'm in here.
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Oh, Buddy!
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Hey.
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Oh... you are never gonna believe
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- what I just saw.
- That chicken
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you were looking for?
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It is a Bohemian Waxwing, and no.
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I was out in McKenna Woods,
and I tripped and I fell,
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and I saw a hand sticking
out of the ground.
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A dead man's hand.
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Okay, take it easy, Dora.
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It was probably just some sticks.
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Oh, really? Do sticks look like this?
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Do sticks have fingernails?
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Okay. Why don't you sit down?
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I need to call Sheriff Graham.
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And I was going to from the woods,
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but I left my phone here.
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All right, what you need to do
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is calm down, all right?
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That body... i-if that's what you saw...
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- isn't going anywhere.
- Buddy.
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Hey, you look pretty banged up.
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Here...
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take some aspirin.
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- Okay?
- 'Kay.
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- Wash her down.
- Oh... th...
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Oh, yeah, it's good.
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I'll go get something
to clean off that knee.
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I felt bad about drugging
Dora with my party meds.
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They were expensive, and
those were my last ones.
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But I needed some time...
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And who doesn't enjoy an afternoon nap?
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Buddy?
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Hey!
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You're up!
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How long was I out?
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'Bout three hours.
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I thought you might have a concussion,
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so I wanted you to sleep it off.
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Hi, Buddy. Oh, good, you're here.
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I have been bursting at
the seams to talk to you
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about Alexa's husband
and Schmidt's engagement.
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I found a dead body in the woods.
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What? That's awful!
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Now everyone has big news except me.
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I'd dug up and reburied a body,
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lost my girlfriend to her husband,
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and agreed to marry off my hooker.
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I needed a drink.
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Curt, right?
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Remember me, Pastor Barlow?
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Course. Thanks for that
bottle of champagne, Pastor.
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But I'm three years sober now.
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Ah. Good for you.
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You have 12 Steps at the church?
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Naw. Probably five or
six, then you're in. Why?
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I meant the program.
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Oh! You mean for the drunks.
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Yeah. Yeah, we got that.
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Anyway, Alexa tells me you
two are getting back together.
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Yes. I feel so blessed.
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You know, as her spiritual advisor,
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I should get to know you better.
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Maybe we could... grab a beer sometime?
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You can have one. No problem, right?
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'Fraid not.
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Uh, you ready to go, Lexi?
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Yeah. Nice to see you again, Pastor.
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It's just so weird.
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I thought Alexa and I were close.
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How could she not tell
me that she had a husband?
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Maybe she didn't want
to hurt your feelings,
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you being in your 30s and not married.
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You're in your 30s and not married.
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That's mean.
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How much longer?
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I already did my 2,000 steps for today.
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There's my scarf.
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What... I mean, I don't get it.
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It was right here!
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Not gonna lie. This is disappointing.
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In all my years of pastoring,
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I haven't seen two people
this ready to get married
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since Jesus and Mary!
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Now, I'm guessing there are like
zero problems between you two.
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You seem totally compatible.
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Well, there is one issue.
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I wanna be intimate with Alden,
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but we can't.
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Why not?
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Ashlee is abstaining from...
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sexual uh, relations
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until after we're married.
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For religious reasons.
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Bless you, my child.
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But with such obvious physical
chemistry between you two,
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I'm not sure abstaining is healthy.
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I know what you mean.
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I just want him so bad it hurts.
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Ashlee, could you give us a minute?
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Sure.
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I'll miss you.
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What are you waiting for, man?
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You have to marry this
girl as soon as possible.
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She's hot for you!
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Well, clearly... uh, but, uh,
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I don't... what's the rush?
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Look, if you don't lock this down,
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she's gonna get snatched away
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by someone way better-looking than you.
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I'm just gonna throw it out there.
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Tomorrow night... your engagement party.
264
00:11:12,614 --> 00:11:14,821
Turn it into a surprise wedding.
265
00:11:14,823 --> 00:11:16,156
Surprise wedding?
266
00:11:16,158 --> 00:11:18,358
People will talk about it for years!
267
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,294
Way more than the Alexa thing, for sure.
268
00:11:21,497 --> 00:11:23,609
By God, if I'm gonna do it anyway,
269
00:11:23,634 --> 00:11:24,865
why not tomorrow?
270
00:11:24,867 --> 00:11:27,330
Exactly! And on your wedding night,
271
00:11:27,355 --> 00:11:30,070
you are gonna love that
thing she does with her pinky.
272
00:11:31,707 --> 00:11:34,374
That I've heard most
hetero women do in bed.
273
00:11:36,243 --> 00:11:39,012
Dead bodies don't just
get up and walk away.
274
00:11:39,014 --> 00:11:41,582
Unless they're zombies.
275
00:11:41,584 --> 00:11:44,484
Which... I think we can discount.
276
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:47,778
Look, I am not cuckoo.
277
00:11:47,803 --> 00:11:49,807
I know what I saw.
278
00:11:49,832 --> 00:11:52,024
Do you think that maybe
an animal came along
279
00:11:52,049 --> 00:11:53,827
and dug it up and then moved it?
280
00:11:53,829 --> 00:11:57,331
Then filled the hole and
placed your scarf on top?
281
00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:59,233
That makes your zombie theory look good.
282
00:11:59,235 --> 00:12:00,901
I knew you'd come around.
283
00:12:02,238 --> 00:12:03,804
Okay, what happened?
284
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,660
I saw your hand shaking
at the Roast Office.
285
00:12:05,685 --> 00:12:07,385
Did he do something?
286
00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:10,104
You were right. He hasn't changed.
287
00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:11,378
He's drinking again.
288
00:12:11,403 --> 00:12:13,313
- Yes!
- Buddy, I'm scared.
289
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:15,782
When Curt and I were
married, he was crazy jealous,
290
00:12:15,784 --> 00:12:17,703
always accusing me of having affairs,
291
00:12:17,728 --> 00:12:21,028
screaming at me if I even
talked to another man.
292
00:12:21,442 --> 00:12:24,652
And then he'd get drunk and
he'd go into these rages.
293
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,470
- Did he ever...
- I don't wanna talk about it.
294
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:28,369
Where is he now? I'm
gonna tell him to go home
295
00:12:28,394 --> 00:12:29,890
- while he still has his teeth.
- No, no, no, no!
296
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,181
Please don't get involved.
297
00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:33,623
You don't know the temper he has,
298
00:12:33,648 --> 00:12:34,568
what he'll do to you.
299
00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:35,902
Why don't you just divorce him?
300
00:12:35,904 --> 00:12:38,193
The last time that I hinted at divorce,
301
00:12:38,218 --> 00:12:39,640
he threatened to kill me,
302
00:12:39,642 --> 00:12:41,227
and when you are as rich as he is,
303
00:12:41,252 --> 00:12:42,476
you can get away with it.
304
00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:45,145
Alexa, you need to leave this asshole.
305
00:12:45,147 --> 00:12:48,715
I know. But I need you alive when I do.
306
00:12:51,207 --> 00:12:52,786
I love you, Buddy.
307
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,749
Look, I believe
308
00:13:02,774 --> 00:13:04,768
that you believe you saw something.
309
00:13:04,793 --> 00:13:09,368
Psychology teaches us that
sometimes our subconscious...
310
00:13:09,393 --> 00:13:10,610
I don't remember the rest.
311
00:13:10,635 --> 00:13:12,299
I dropped that class mid-semester.
312
00:13:12,354 --> 00:13:14,454
Russell, I know what I saw.
313
00:13:14,456 --> 00:13:16,155
And I'm gonna prove it.
314
00:13:16,157 --> 00:13:17,711
There was no way I was letting Alexa
315
00:13:17,736 --> 00:13:19,363
go back to Chicago with that guy.
316
00:13:20,286 --> 00:13:21,062
Yeah.
317
00:13:22,264 --> 00:13:24,130
- Hey.
- Hey.
318
00:13:25,934 --> 00:13:27,900
Curt knows there's something between us.
319
00:13:27,902 --> 00:13:31,237
I denied it, but he did not believe me.
320
00:13:31,239 --> 00:13:32,839
He's furious.
321
00:13:33,306 --> 00:13:34,674
- Did he hurt you?
- No.
322
00:13:34,676 --> 00:13:36,498
But I'm afraid he's
gonna come after you.
323
00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:38,623
I saw a pistol in his bag.
324
00:13:38,747 --> 00:13:41,132
Do you have anything to
protect yourself with?
325
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,049
Yeah, remember Damien, the guy you shot?
326
00:13:43,051 --> 00:13:44,550
I kept his gun just in case.
327
00:13:44,552 --> 00:13:46,019
Well, keep it close.
328
00:13:46,465 --> 00:13:49,022
I would never forgive myself
if anything happened to you.
329
00:13:50,992 --> 00:13:52,492
Come with me to Mexico.
330
00:13:52,494 --> 00:13:53,993
- Mexico?!
- Yeah.
331
00:13:54,390 --> 00:13:55,478
I have a place near Cancun.
332
00:13:55,503 --> 00:13:56,964
I'm coming into some money tonight.
333
00:13:56,989 --> 00:13:58,221
Then we can take off.
334
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,400
Um...
335
00:14:00,402 --> 00:14:01,493
Yeah!
336
00:14:01,518 --> 00:14:03,985
- Yeah?
- Let's do it.
337
00:14:04,105 --> 00:14:06,339
W-what about Curt?
338
00:14:06,341 --> 00:14:08,474
Bring him to Schmidt's engagement party.
339
00:14:08,476 --> 00:14:10,543
I'll take care of the rest.
340
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,312
Oh! Thank you, Buddy.
341
00:14:30,386 --> 00:14:32,753
Mother of Mary Christmas!
342
00:14:40,211 --> 00:14:41,874
You're wearing white?
343
00:14:41,876 --> 00:14:44,387
What, after a certain
number, the odometer resets?
344
00:14:44,412 --> 00:14:46,112
It's my first marriage, wiseass.
345
00:14:46,114 --> 00:14:48,247
- You have my money?
- I do.
346
00:14:48,249 --> 00:14:51,250
But you won't see it
till he says "I do."
347
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:53,920
Buddy.
348
00:14:53,922 --> 00:14:55,189
Something feels wrong about this.
349
00:14:55,214 --> 00:14:56,899
I think Alden's making a mistake.
350
00:14:56,924 --> 00:14:58,991
- Should I say something to him?
- No!
351
00:14:58,993 --> 00:15:02,261
An engagement party is no
place to bring up doubt.
352
00:15:02,263 --> 00:15:05,098
That kinda stuff should wait
till after they're married.
353
00:15:07,135 --> 00:15:09,865
Alexa, hey. Schmidt's party's starting.
354
00:15:09,890 --> 00:15:11,170
Where are you? Call me!
355
00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:12,833
Buddy.
356
00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:15,406
I found my phone.
357
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:18,378
Great. It's a...
special day for everyone.
358
00:15:18,606 --> 00:15:21,640
It was in the woods
near where the body was.
359
00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:23,468
Damn! Must have fallen out of my jacket
360
00:15:23,493 --> 00:15:24,760
when I was dragging Damien.
361
00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:28,453
Uh... you must have
dropped it bird-watching.
362
00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:30,473
I didn't have it then.
363
00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:34,938
I came back to the house to
call the police, and then...
364
00:15:35,406 --> 00:15:37,363
you took it away from me, remember?
365
00:15:37,365 --> 00:15:39,298
Uh... no.
366
00:15:42,073 --> 00:15:44,345
The last time I saw my phone,
367
00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:46,267
it was in your hands.
368
00:15:46,292 --> 00:15:47,858
I'm sure of it.
369
00:15:47,942 --> 00:15:51,711
Look... you took a nasty spill.
370
00:15:51,713 --> 00:15:54,480
I think you're remembering wrong.
371
00:15:54,482 --> 00:15:56,649
And I think you're lying.
372
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:57,717
Dora!
373
00:15:57,719 --> 00:15:59,852
I want the truth.
374
00:16:01,790 --> 00:16:04,524
Did you go to the woods
while I was sleeping?
375
00:16:06,761 --> 00:16:10,496
Pastor, you are needed
in the living room.
376
00:16:10,498 --> 00:16:12,465
Duty calls.
377
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:14,333
Buddy...
378
00:16:20,015 --> 00:16:21,415
Attention, everyone.
379
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,839
I have an announcement to make.
380
00:16:22,944 --> 00:16:24,944
And just so you know,
if Alexa shows up later,
381
00:16:24,946 --> 00:16:27,079
she's married, and it's
not that big a deal.
382
00:16:27,081 --> 00:16:28,915
- Get on with it, sweetie.
- No... well,
383
00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:32,618
uh, this engagement party
is actually a wedding!
384
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:34,120
Yeah, Ashlee and I
385
00:16:34,122 --> 00:16:36,416
are getting married now!
386
00:16:36,441 --> 00:16:38,775
Wow! That is awesome!
387
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,427
Let's hear it for the bride and groom!
388
00:16:41,429 --> 00:16:42,895
Huh?
389
00:17:03,518 --> 00:17:04,951
Do you, Alden, take...
390
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,400
Hang on a sec.
391
00:17:07,424 --> 00:17:10,223
_
392
00:17:13,862 --> 00:17:15,428
Where is he going?
393
00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:16,762
I don't know.
394
00:17:16,764 --> 00:17:19,866
I don't know if I know him anymore.
395
00:17:20,419 --> 00:17:23,171
Why is he always running off someplace?
396
00:17:23,196 --> 00:17:25,866
Alden, sweetie, I wanna get married.
397
00:17:25,891 --> 00:17:26,624
Right now.
398
00:17:26,649 --> 00:17:29,138
Oh, now, don't you worry, Pumpkin.
399
00:17:29,163 --> 00:17:31,209
Is anyone here an ordained minister?
400
00:17:31,225 --> 00:17:33,425
- We'll even take a rabbi.
- She's kidding!
401
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:36,079
We want it to be legal
in the eyes of God.
402
00:17:36,104 --> 00:17:38,387
Russell's ordained. He could officiate.
403
00:17:38,412 --> 00:17:40,666
You officiated at Seth
and Nick's wedding.
404
00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:43,334
Do you do normal weddings too?
405
00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:45,704
- Normal?
- Between a man and woman, yeah.
406
00:17:45,706 --> 00:17:48,173
I could... but I won't.
407
00:17:48,175 --> 00:17:50,016
Why? Don't you think straight people
408
00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:51,570
deserve to get married too?
409
00:17:51,595 --> 00:17:52,962
No, it's not that, I...
410
00:17:52,987 --> 00:17:54,880
I just don't believe this is true love.
411
00:17:57,384 --> 00:17:58,617
Alden!
412
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:01,094
- Your friends suck!
- Well...
413
00:18:09,530 --> 00:18:11,334
- What's he doing here?
- Curt, take it easy.
414
00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:12,564
I'll get rid of him.
415
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,566
Thank God you're here.
416
00:18:14,568 --> 00:18:15,867
Save me, Buddy.
417
00:18:16,677 --> 00:18:18,937
- Get away from her.
- Not a chance.
418
00:18:18,939 --> 00:18:20,739
I'm not gonna let you hurt her anymore.
419
00:18:20,741 --> 00:18:23,141
Me? You're the one
who's been abusing her.
420
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,543
- What?
- He's gonna kill you!
421
00:18:24,545 --> 00:18:26,211
Shoot him, Buddy!
422
00:18:26,213 --> 00:18:28,320
Lexi, you said he hit you.
423
00:18:28,345 --> 00:18:29,881
He's lying! Shoot him!
424
00:18:29,883 --> 00:18:31,583
Alexa, what is going on?
425
00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:32,884
Oh!
426
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,323
- What did you do?
- Damn it!
427
00:18:38,348 --> 00:18:40,949
Why didn't you shoot him?
I had it all worked out!
428
00:18:41,095 --> 00:18:42,661
- Worked out?
- Curt dies.
429
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:43,757
I inherit all his money,
430
00:18:43,782 --> 00:18:45,649
and you get off with
justifiable homicide.
431
00:18:45,674 --> 00:18:48,195
We could have still
been together, and rich!
432
00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:51,436
What? What, you planned
on me killing him?
433
00:18:51,438 --> 00:18:53,583
Why not? You killed
Ray and Kenny for me.
434
00:18:53,608 --> 00:18:55,249
- No, I didn't.
- Yeah, right.
435
00:18:55,274 --> 00:18:56,942
And you're a real pastor, too.
436
00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:04,269
You were playing me the whole time?
437
00:19:04,294 --> 00:19:07,404
Since the moment this
bastard walked into my store.
438
00:19:07,429 --> 00:19:09,290
I knew you couldn't
resist being the hero.
439
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,957
I just had to make you
believe that I was in danger.
440
00:19:12,377 --> 00:19:14,744
- But you never were.
- Not this time.
441
00:19:14,769 --> 00:19:15,916
But who knows what would have happened
442
00:19:15,941 --> 00:19:17,129
if I went back with him
443
00:19:17,131 --> 00:19:19,097
after the way he treated me before?
444
00:19:19,099 --> 00:19:20,617
He got what he deserved.
445
00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:24,978
Wow. You really sold
me a story, didn't you?
446
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:27,983
And now I have to sell
the police the story
447
00:19:28,008 --> 00:19:31,250
that my possessive
husband and my secret lover
448
00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:33,612
got into a gunfight...
449
00:19:33,614 --> 00:19:35,113
and killed each other.
450
00:19:35,115 --> 00:19:36,815
But that's not what...
451
00:19:36,817 --> 00:19:37,902
Oh.
452
00:19:40,621 --> 00:19:42,621
Here.
453
00:19:42,623 --> 00:19:44,694
Take the place in Mexico.
454
00:19:44,719 --> 00:19:46,286
This never happened.
455
00:19:46,717 --> 00:19:49,861
It's too bad, Buddy.
I really did like you.
456
00:19:57,467 --> 00:19:58,934
Oh, hell, gimme the key.
457
00:20:00,207 --> 00:20:02,076
You ever tell anyone about this,
458
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:02,942
I won't be the only one
459
00:20:02,967 --> 00:20:04,634
spending the rest of my life in jail.
460
00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:07,212
What about him?
461
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,016
You'll handle it.
462
00:20:11,018 --> 00:20:14,653
You're good at making things go away.
463
00:20:27,087 --> 00:20:28,257
God damn it.
464
00:20:28,281 --> 00:20:30,181
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