Original subtitles

- Ow! I'm stuck in the bread box! - That's so you.

- Help me get out! - How? -If I pull here...

- There. Don't do that again. - I'll never step in the bread box again.

Oh wow! Hurry, Ludvigsen! It has begun!

What? -The audience has arrived, man! The movie has begun!

- I thought we had more time. - We've got to hurry!

And pull that zipper up, Ludvigsen.

Many strange things happen when you live under ground.

And what we sing of, is true!

We used to believe that above us were only dirt and mound.

But suddenly one day we could see through

And down peeked a grey and odd pal,

a confounded look surrounded by fur.

But the pal had a tail, so we could see it was an animal.

And we soon realized it was a badegurr. Sing along now!

We've got a badger in the ceiling, badgeree badgeroo.

We've got a badger in the ceiling, badgeroo.

We don't have no elediles or crocophants,

but we've got a badger in the ceiling!

Here you are, badger.

- Look! - Fancy. Look at me, then!

Well hello, little badger, you know, that wasn't very comforting

You should have thought of that before.

To end up high in the ceiling can be quite disconcerting.

And particularly when you did a bore. Now everybody!

We've got a badger in the ceiling, badgeree badgeroo.

We've got a badger in the ceiling, badgeroo.

We don't have no elediles don't have no crocophants,

but we've got a badger in the ceiling!

Poor badger! I won't be mean to you!

Aww, poor you. Njoffe-njoffe! Are you thirsty? Hungry? Do you want your head bandaged?

You're spoiling him. He needs training, not cuddles.

- Oh you rascal. -No, you're tickling me! - Ok, that's enough.

- Time for bed. - Now? The movie just started!

- But it's ten pm, Knutsen. Time for bed! - It's seven thirty.

- How can you say that when it's 10? - Such nonsense. It's 7.30.

But look at the clock yourself, then. Isn't it 10, or what?

- You don't know how to tell the time! - I don't know how to tell the time?

Look at my watch, then! It's been 7.30 for five years!

Don't you come here claiming that I don't know how to tell the time.

Besides I'm dead tired. Don't want to sit up all night discussing the time.

Let's see. That one I've read, and that one I've read. It's the first edition

Oh, really?! Knutsen, you lousy thief!

A vampire magazine is missing! You've stolen magazines from me!

No I haven't!

Now you'll hear things and see monsters in the dark again.

That's what happens every time you read these bad, violent magazines.

I just read those with the poor ladies in it.

- Poor ladies? - Yes. They didn't even have clothes.

- Now I want to sleep. - Don't wake me when you get bad dreams!

Ludvigsen? Is today the day we brush our teeth?

No, we brush our teeth every Saturday. Last thing we do before we open the bag of candy!

We're not stupid, you know.

- Nightynight. - Nightynight, Knutsen.

Nightynight, Badger!

- Amanda, they're gonna catch us again. - Dad, don't talk. Run!

- Here. - What does your nose say? Where are they?

That way.

Come out, come out!

They aren't here, you fool! You and that nose.

I'm sure I can smell them.

Here!

There they are!

Come!

Got you!

Dad!

Get away, Amanda! Find help!

Oh, Good day. What's your name?

Dad! No!

Ow!

Ludvigsen, you have to wake up. Hello? Ludvigsen, wake up!

Ludvigsen, something terrible's happened. Ludvigsen? Ludvigsen?

Ludvigsen!

Tunafish?

- What did you say? -"Ludvigsen"

You said "Tunafish"! That's what it sounded like.

Me? Do you mean..Such disgusting words I just don't bother saying. Yuck!

- Seriously! Waking people up to talk nonsense! - Nonsense, no! Something terrible has happened.

A tragedy. A scary and sad tragedy, here in the tunnel.

- Where? - I dreamt it.

I dreamt that it came from there!

But you're telling me that you dreamt it. Such foolishness!

I happened to wake up, so we have to investigate. Put your panties on.

It's just noon! We can't get up yet.

An obvious monster sound! I've read about a knitting monster that unravels sweaters

Knutsen, stop! Stop, stop, stop! What did I say?

- You have to stop reading such bad magazines." Yes, but

Oh

Ooh

You go ahead, I'll follow.

- Don't push. You go first. - Have to be careful.

Go first. It's easier. Better that somebody meets it first.

- Always I have to go first. - Oh cut it out.

Oh

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Hello! How are you doing?

Hello? Hi there! Hello?

Ludvigsen, I managed to wake her!

I told you to let her be! What if she got a concussion...

Hello, mrs! I am Knutsen. Welcome to our tunnel.

Good evening, young lady. I am Ludvigsen.

- Amanda. - No, Ludvigsen.

- What brings you to our tunnel, fair maiden? - Your tunnel?

You must have fallen off the train, and then we woke. We live here.

Why do you speak so curiously? I don't recognize you. Ugh, I'll sick up.

This is Ludvigsen, me and the Badger. Badger is a badger and live up there.

Youu, that's some real luck, meeting us!

Dad! I have to go.

Wait! Look, miss! My hat hanger. Almost brand new.

And here's my rocker! Latest model. Quickest rocking nationwide.

Look!

- Ow - That guy isn't all there.

- Good thing I'm looking out for him. - Really dangerous, those chairs

- Fine, but I have to go. I'm short on time. - First we need to have some breakfast!

Brown cheese, for instance? May I offer some to the fair maiden

Honestly! You aren't to be here! March up into your hole!

Poor you! Don't worry about angry Ludvigsen, he's just getting a bit odd. Njoffe-njoffe

Knutsen, enough njoffing! We have proper womenfolk visiting!

- Where do the rails go? Which way is out? - Why are you leaving? You're our guest.

- I have to save daddy. He's in danger. - Danger? Wow! Did you hear that, Ludvigsen?

He's been kidnapped by a psycho, a lunatic called Rasputin.

He wants to force daddy to create a horrible serum.

You sound like a maiden in distress! We can help you.

If we join forces, we are many! Look. Three, five, six and with the Badger.

- Nine! - No, Knutsen. Seven!

It would be very nice with help, but

Great! Wait here, you'll see.

This is the draisine of my grandpa, captain Knutsen!

- Can you move around with it for real? - Of course.

We are ready for adventure! Where shall we go?

Quite soon our heroes will unfortunately travel here.

This is a sad city. The unfortunates living here, -

- only utter shrill gurgling noises.

This is all because of the thick clouds that send polluted rain -

- down over their roofs.

The name of the city is

Bergen.

None will escape the great Rasputin!

Welcome to my palace, professor Felle.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Don't just stand there! Help me up!

- Welcome to your new home. - What?

This is my little lab.

What do you think, professor Felle? Where is his daughter?

She ran off on a train. We tried to get on it as well, but

Yes, ok, ok! She is probably not important.

I apologize for taking you by force, but only you can complete my serum.

I don't work for crooks like you!

You will do as I say! Or do you want some of this?

I'm not afraid of you.

- I would rather die than make that serum! - Ok.

- What if we placed your daughter in this chair? - You wouldn't dare! Keep Amanda away!

Find his daughter! Bring her back! Right away!

Because when Amanda is here, you will finish that serum.

I will have control over Bergen within an hour. Within a week I'll have all of Norway.

Before the end of the year, I will be supreme ruler over the world!

Nobody shall stop me now!

Ow!

- Shall we bring it? - Yes. How about this?

- That sounds great! That too? - Do we have room?

- Of course. That too? Ah yes there it is! - Almost forgot about it.

- You think of everything. - You too. Very good at packing!

- We complete each other. - Agreed! We bring this one, to celebrate.

- Are you absolutely sure about this? - Of course we will help you free your dad!

Just a moment! I feel there's something we've forgotten.

- Train schedule perhaps, so we won't collide? - No, that's here. It's something else.

Lets throw in the clothes chest, just to be sure.

What on earth would you use a clothes chest for?

We'll bring the hat holder! You never known when you need one.

- But what did you forget? - Probably nothing. Let's go!

- Off to Bergen! - Bergen, here we come!

Ludvigsen, shouldn't we just wake up Norway? People can't sleep now!

- The first sun on Galdhøpiggen. - At least since the light went out.

Dovregubben salutes the day, the sun rises.

Morningfog yields for a day slowly coming forth.

The radio plays a record, coffee is brewing across the land.

Good morning, møring and bergenser.

Time to wake up.

Up for good things, up for bad things, up and say: Good morning Norway.

Up for good things, up for bad things, up and say: Good morning Norway.

Good morning to cuckoo in the poets birch and to frog in pond.

To old friends, and to those moving here from abroad.

Rise and shine! Time is 7.30, it is!

Good morning, stril and tromsøværing!

It is time

to WAKE UP-

Knutsen and Ludvigsen, Knutsen and Ludvigsen,

we are happy fellows pumping our draisine

- Why are you so contemplative? - All will be well, Amanda.

We'll save your father, save the world and take care of everything.

- Look Knutsen, there's a tunnel! - Wow, it's so symmetrical and nice!

Just trust us. Everything's under control. Lean back and relax. This will be great.

Knutsen? You said you checked the train schedules, right?

Yep, not supposed to be a train here now

- That's no train. - Not?! You misread the schedules you dimwit!

- Absolutely not! Look! - Hey, guys

- There's a train coming! - Calm down, Ludvigsen! Here it is

- How old is that schedule? - More than old enough! I took the oldest one!

Help me turn the draisine before we all die!

Faster!

This won't end well!

Faster, faster, faster!

- This is your fault, Knutsen! - Shuddup!

A switch!

I'll take care of that!

Hah! Did you see that?

Pretty quick!

That was close I mean: I told you everything was under control.

Are we able to stop? Isn't this the brake?

Oh, that was what we forgot! I was gonna fix the brakes.

- What?! - I'm so forgetful it's crazy.

You're kidding now, right?

- Are you serious? Don't we have brakes? - What are you saying?! Don't we have brakes?!

- About here, she should be. - She can't have gotten far.

- That should be right. - Did your nose tell you that?

Ow! What the heck! Cut it out!

Are you gonna sulk now? Real tough guy. I can sulk too.

There she is!

The nose says there.

- Look, Ludvigsen! The pig looks like your aunt! - Now you're being mean to the pig.

Oh no!

We have to jump! Now!

- I want to get off! I want to get off! - Let me off now!

Are we unlucky now, or is this a regular day for you guys?

No, this is a little worse than usual. But it's a great view, though.

- What on earth is that?! - Hold me, Knutsen!

- What on earth - Are we dead now?

Is this supposed to be heaven, then?

Hvem var borti kneet mitt nå?

- What on earth is this? - Squid and

I am en enchanted princess!

Look at that, then, Knutsen! Hands up!

- What is this disgusting place? - You'd almost think we're in Bergen already.

My nose says she's in here.

"The Whale's digestive run"?

Go!

This got to be over soon.

Look out!

Yuck, fish guts in my underwear!

- Seriously! There are ladies present. - Where?

Ow! What did you do that for?

- Have you no shame? - That hurt!

I'm sorry, I didn't know that

- Did she do anything to you? - I didn't mean to.

You should be ashamed.

Ok, that's enough! We have to get away from here.

Yes, get out! That way.

Knutsen, we can never tell anybody about this.

No, then we'd be committed.

- Is this amusement park still open? - No, it closed 20 years ago.

- Why are you still here, then? - We like it so much here.

There's nothing better for us, Else.

- I love you, I do. - Oh, my skeleton

- You don't think my hair is a bit dead, though? - Oh, no! The hair especially is not dead!

Oh, you, silly

- Good grief. Grownups living like that? - In a pipe and all

- Yes, I figure you guys find that strange. - What? What do you mean?

So you'll be out soon.

- Here's the exit. - What was that?!

- Do you have her? - I've got her!

Closing time!

He took the Badger!

Stop at once, badgerthieves! That's an order!

We can't get out as long as the jaws are shut.

Now you too must remain here for ever.

The Badger! They took the Badger!

- You can probably get a new badger for Christmas. - No!

Instead think about Amanda's dad! She can't buy a new dad for Christmas.

That's sad, that is!

Crying won't help. Come, let's sit and play cards!

- I can't do it. - But Knutsen, can't do what?

To remain here forever. I want to go home!

There's got to be a way out. I have to help daddy!

- The Badger! - Hello! You were going to help me.

Never been so sad before!

Have a mint,

and cry for a stint.

I cry when I need to. It isn't hard to do

to cry when you need to. I cry when I need to.

I cry like a horse. (Like a Norwegian pony.)

Because else it will be worse.

Crying with howls and sniffs, that hits all the riffs.

When you cry, you can let out a lot of bad things

which otherwise would remain inside you.

Nobody can be happy always, sometimes you need to be sad and blue.

Let the tears flow. 'cause all sorrows go.

Have a mint, and cry for a stint.

Oh, that was lovely. Now I am happy again!

I cry when I need to. I cry when I need to

Now the bossman will be happy.

Professor Felle! I've got a surprise for you.

Can you guess what we've got in here? Or should I say who we've got in here?

Would you take a guess?

Amanda!

But what is it?!

Get it away! Yuck!

Ow!

My nose! My nose!

- Catch that beast! - Come here, you creep!

Get him into the bag again! In the bag!

Oh, I need that tetanus shot!

- He ate my nose! - You and that nose of yours!

What use do we have for a nose that can't smell the difference between women and badgers?!

It isn't always very easy here in Bergen.

Isn't that your nose laying on the ground?

So am I gonna hold it like this, all day?

Get that beast away!

If you don't find Amanda at once, you will lose more than noses!

Amanda! Where are you, Amanda?

We can see you! You're revealed!

- She must have gotten out. We have to find her. - And the Badger! Njoffe-njoffe-njoffe

- Aha! - What? That's closed.

We can fix that with some proper Ludvigsen-smarts.

- Now kick, Knutsen! - Ok!

Three, two, one

What an incredible idea! I'm a genius!

Woohoo!

- Ludvigsen! Are you ok? - Hi, Pineapple!

Yes, yes! About a quarter to two.

If somebody asks whether I want to do this again, the answer is "yes"!

- Is my behind speaking too? - No, as a matter of fact it isn't!

You could have waited till I got away, you know!

- Hi, Amanda! Now let's save your dad. - No! No, no.

Dear both, I know you mean well

- But - But what?

- Things just get chaotic around you. - We don't cause chaos!

I don't think there's been any chaos, either.

Ho!

- Define "chaos"? - Oh

Did we say something wrong?

- Wait for us! - Amanda! Won't you just

But we're helping you!

Just weird that she's walking like that, two steps ahead of us the entire time!

- I miss the draisine. I miss the Badger! - Me too, actually.

Friggin' dead sea tonight! Not the slightest nip. not a herring!

- I did say we should've brought the trawl. - The trawl? Here, in the sewer?

What do you figure we would have had to sift through in that damn trawl, you think?

- Oh crap. - Yes, exactly.

- Jendor! Look behind! - What the heck is floating there?

- Looks like a bag. - Well that I can see, too!

You know what? We'll recover it and ask finder's fee!

Oh, black night

Oh, shark in flight

Jendor! Helga! There you are!

- What the heck Did you wrap the fish? - It's not fish. It's a bag.

- We didn't get any fish, only this bag. - What have you got in the bag, then?

- We haven't looked inside. - Only on the outside.

But, Alfred, we can look inside the bag together!

Look inside the bag together? Ok but be quick then! We ain't got all day, after all.

What the heck He's dead and cold!

- He can't lay there in the middle of the road. - We can drag him into the boat shed.

- Why? - Then he'll have to pay ridiculously high rent. To us!

Yes! Then we'll be rich and can move elsewhere!

I heard, you know.

- You did? - You wanted me to pay ridiculously high rent.

Yes, but you get a complimentary boat. And boat mooring!

- And Jendor's wife. - No you don't!

Hm. This seems like a curious tunnel?

Yes, we live here. Fresh and healthy living here by the sea.

Take cover, everybody! Mayday!

- Jendor! - Helga! Good bye!

Everything's finished! Could be the last time I see

Jendor! My husband!

The sea monster has taken our entire family. We are all that is left.

That wasn't any kind of sea monster, but a machine. Didn't you see it?

It is a mean thing to joke about our tragedy. Our entire family has been lost at sea.

Your family could be alive. If you follow that machine, you will find them.

- Do you mean that? Can you help us? - Please! You can be our king!

- Me? King? - Yes! Our King!

- But I'm just a regular badger. - Please. Only you can save us.

Would your Royal Highness please bend down?

You are great! Great King!

Hooray!

- Show us the path, King! - We haven't got all day, either.

Come, let's go save the other roots!

- Are we there yet? Are we there yet? - No. No.

I'm thinking of only one thing

Are we there yet?

- Is that Bergen? - Yes. And inside that castle daddy is imprisoned.

Trust me, Amanda. Let me be your loyal knight.

- I and my vassal Knutsen will fix everything. - Vassal?! Like your servant?

- You only think about that lousy badger! - Lousy? What about you then, you fleamarket!

You have been very kind and brave. Thank you both very much.

- But, Amanda! Knutsen can remain here - What?! That's the rudest

Thank you, but I can do the rest on my own.

Can't possibly be any more dangerous than staying with the two of you!

- She just left. - It's your fault we're standing here freezing!

- My fault? Numbnut, is what you are!

In any case I'm gonna save Amanda now. She needs me.

I'm gonna save the Badger, then you can stand there with your bacon singed.

- Did you say bacon?! - Sorry, I meant jackass!

Jackass, is it! What about you, you uncouth

Uncouth

Snake!

Now, seriously!

My tie

My tie!

Ok that takes the cake. You can just go your own way now.

That's ok! Just go!

Just relax. This is the last you'll see from Ludvigsen.

And this is supposed to be a pal and stuff! You know, it looks like you pooped your pants!

Ludvigsen! Come back!

We aren't done arguing!

Everything's ready.

The lab is at the top floor. But how do we get up there?

We'll take care of that.

- Oh holy buttcheeks! - There's Leifbert! And Deck!

And Jendor!

One task! Is there nobody among you who understand how important Amanda is?

Dad!

Completely useless! None of you are good for anything.

Let me show you how close we are. Fetch me a rat.

What on earth are they doing with Rognball?

Now watch!

Stand aside.

Go there.

Push that little plate.

No!

Marionette-serum!

A weapon that will make me to the most powerful person in world history.

Cool, isn't it?

But this serum only works on rats. I need something that also works on humans.

And for that I need help from professor Felle. And that's why I need Amanda here right away!

Ask yourself: Do you want to be generals, or would you rather end like that?

- We will - "I didn't hear you?"

- We will get Amanda. - Ok, what are you waiting for?!

The entire world will be dancing for the great, beautiful, wonderful Rasputin!

I've dreamt of this since I was little

- Amanda? - Shush.

- What are you doing here? You must get away. - Not without you.

You shouldn't have come. He can't harm me as long as he doesn't have you.

Not a chance I'll ever leave you alone with that monster.

And so, my dear ratty friends

No! Stop!

Not a single step more!

JUMP-

Twirl

Raggabagga!

- Entry fee? Yes, but - Raggabasamæl Rahámenæseblabla...

Well I completely understand that, but I don't have 50,- on me, of course.

Is there live music playing, perhaps?

Yes I understand, but I have to get in!

I'm just gonna rescue somebody, and then quickly out again

Yes. I understand. I apologize for the intrusion.

I do have to add that I think this is very poor customer service, and

No? Ok, then. We will have to try something else. Perhaps you have a better idea, Knut...sen?

Ludvigsen, you ...!

Ow! Oh

Dang nabbit, what an idiot, idiot, idiot! Treat his pal like that. Shame on you!

- What ...? - Irresponsible! Incomparable numbnut! Idiot. Shame on you.

Ow!

I'm sowwy, Ludvigsen

- Are you ok, dad? - Amanda! There you are!

- Ludvigsen? - I'll save you from this criminal!

Take that, and take that

Stop, Ludvigsen! Sssh! That's daddy.

Oh, look! What have we got here?

You'll get your finders fee momentarily.

Just leave that fool there.

Who has taken my best friend, where is Ludvigsen?

Will he return to me again, Ludvigsen?

Now I'm all alone I am only me

The world is so large and huge, wonder if I'll ever see

Ludvigsen again.

Ludvigsen, my friend.

Ludvigsen.

A tear's running down my cheek, I can feel it yet.

Now I am all alone, and my eye is so wet.

Everything is dark and very sad, how can it be?

The world is so large and huge, wonder if I'll ever see

Ludvigsen again.

Ludvigsen, my friend.

Ludvigsen.

It's nice with music out here in the wilderness.

Was just a bit of harmonica, though.

Since I didn't bring my sudoku.

- Nice weather tonight. - Yes. Supposed to be nice tomorrow too.

- I've missed you, Ludvigsen! - Me too! You're my best friend you know.

- There you go. - Knutsen! You are my best friend!

- What? - Amanda was caught, and it is my fault.

We have to get into the castle, but we can't get in without money.

And here we are hugging?! Come on!

Knutsen and Ludvigsen, Knutsen and Ludvigsen, we're gonna make some money, doodeedoodeedoo...

Knutsen! Look.

- Nobody celebrates Birthday every day. - Oh no, oh no.

- A whole year passes from one christmas till the next. - Quite correct, that.

Days come in all colors and shades, including grey.

But so. He who waits

What on earth! Are they here?

- Knutsen, they get money when they play! - And we do need money.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

It is my turn today to grab the microphone,

A thousand eyes shine against me.

And I am dumb and delicious Jubajuba.

Practice to the mirror. Dumb and delicious. Juba juba

Dancing like a boar. Dumb and delicious. Look at me bra.

Jubajuba.

And I am dumb and delicious. Jubajuba.

Practice to the mirror. Dumb and delicious. Juba juba

Dancing like a boar. Dumb and delicious. Look at me bra.

Jubajuba.

Jubajuba.

Good grief! Else, now we've got enough to get home.

- That much? - Can we do another? Please?

- We need money to save Amanda. - Is something wrong with Amanda?

Now we can finally get back to work!

You've got one hour to finish that serum, we can play a little with Amanda meanwhile.

- Listen! You won't do it. - Try me.

Here I am with mouthwash Drink this!

- What is that? - Proper urine sample. I made it myself.

- That's no urine sample. - Sure it is! Look.

- That's regular soda, everybody can tell. - Not it is not!

- You won't fool me. That is soda. - It is a urine sample!

- It was a urine sample. - I told you it was a urine sample.

Don't do it, dad!

Wait!

Ok, you win. I will make your serum.

More! More!

Ladies and gentlemen, would you like to hear a nice song about Bergen?

Ai will to Bergen, will to Bergen of which I'm fond.

There Ai am like the fish in a pond:

Wet and cold, and seagulls everywhere.

This is fun! Everybody sing.

Sure you can live. Without Brann,

without band parade and chicken pox at Haukeland.

Ai enjoy a sunny rose and dry clothes,

but even so Ai song as often as I can:

Ai will to Bergen, will to Bergen of which I'm fond.

There Ai am like the fish in a pond:

Wet and cold, and seagulls everywhere.

Come on, people of Bergen! Let's sing your national anthem!

Ai will to Bergen, will to Bergen of which I'm fond.

- Oh, wow! Look, Ludvigsen! - More than enough money. Now we have to save Amanda.

- Thank you! Have a wonderful day! - Thanks a lot, you were a great audience.

More! More! More!

No, time to head home now. Live on what you have experienced today.

- There is something creepy in their looks. - Let's just get out of here.

Come on, hurry, Ludvigsen!

- Sorry boss, we have a problem! - Yes, blah blah blah, what is it now?

There's a bunch of people who are yelling, booing and look mighty angry!

We are under attack! Close the gates! Pull up the drawbridge! Mobilize the rats!

Find the serum cannon! Quick!

- Hurry, Knutsen! - I'm coming! You're so damn fast!

Yes, we've got money.

We would like two tickets. Yes, children.

Do we have ID, Knutsen?

Look. Take the rest. Now give us the tickets!

Come, Knutsen!

- Wow look! The door is open. - Such luck!

- Enough with your nonsense! Take that! - Ow! Cut it out! Such behavior!

Stupid trubadours!

Amanda! Sorry we messed it up.

Amandas friends are my friends.

We're toast. In seven minutes we'll be barbeque.

You gotta learn the clock. There's 33 minutes left.

More! More! More! More!

Oh, crap!

I'll give you one minute! Else it's the last time you'll ever see the teeth of your daughter alive.

More! More! More! More!

Professor Felle! It is now or never!

Wait, wait, wait

There! I'm done.

My life's work!

Come on, come on Come on!

Yes!

Bergen cattle! Taste marionette-serum.

Foolish sheep!

It's working! Everybody, hold up one arm.

Yes!

Jump like a rabbit!

Strum your lips!

- My, such fun! This was a nice show. - But Knutsen.

The entire world shall be at my feet! Hi, hi, Bergen swine, you are being crushed by Rasputin!

Yes! Badger!

You again, you little mutt!

Grab that beast! You too. Take him!

Neutralize them!

Kill them!

- Wow - That must have hurt.

- Oh my god, and in the midst of it all. - Oh oops.

- Aw heck! - This was going to be a cozy film.

- Ludvigsen, is all this our fault? - Yes, I think so.

- Just because we sang for them. - Bergensians are strange folk.

- What an explosion! Norwegian film has improved. - Yes, it is great for being Norwegian!

- Place this in the serum cannon. - What is this?

Antidote. I made it in secret.

Too late!

The serum?

No! Stop that beast! Give me back my serum!

Badger! Oh, njoffe-njoff, I have missed you!

Knutsen! Catch!

Careful! The contents are dangerous!

Catch your breath, everybody!

- What happened? - There was a concert and stuff

Helga! Alfred! Hi!

- Helga! - Jendor! You're alive!

Good to see you now.

Yes, I promised I would save you.

Badger!

No, Badger. Badger, wake up! You mustn't be dead now.

Oh please Wake UP

Badger!

I'll look after Badger. You guys go make some chaos.

Chaos it is!

- Stop at once, you coward! - You will apologize to Badger!

- You! Killed my badger! - Stay away, spawn of satan.

And now I shall rule the world!

Do you want to see me spray the clouds with serum?

That the people of the world will obey me, Rasputin?

And there the rockets are in orbit

No!

- No! I can't see anything!

Get away!

Emergency Emergency

world dominion!

Did we bring doggybags?

World dominion.

Emergency Emergency

- Hey, Ludvigsen? - Yes?

This looks like it will be a long trek.

Yes, I think I understand what you're saying.

Thank you for everything, then.

It has been really nice, Knutsen.

Do you remember the very first time you got stuck in the bread box?

It was really me who closed it, that time.

And you're telling me now?! That sucks! I've asked you so many times!

It isn't very easy to confess my sins when you're reacting so violently, though!

I have asked you so many times! "Did you do it?"

And you have claimed innocence, too

- Gosh man, this was so much fun! - Did you see the space ship? It went straight up into the air!

- Fantastic! - Awesome entertainment!

- What is that? - I don't know. Never seen something like it before.

- Completely lovely. - So beautiful!

What, are we back here again?

I never thought I would be glad to see Bergen!

Amanda!

Badger

Njoffe-njoffe! I have missed you! Oh, you are so sweet! Njoffe-njoffe-njoffe!

.Yes

Perhaps the two of us also should yes?

Or perhaps not, Ludvigsen. But I do like you a whole lot, though.

World dominion! world dominion!

- Ludvigsen, you don't want to trade ...? - Don't ruin this moment.

This is what I call a happy ending.

Perhaps the King will visit

us for dinner here today.

We've decked the table so he can sit

and taste all kinds of food, hooray. Ludvigsen, fetch all the delicacies!

Mayonnaise and goose liver

-with red beets -only the best.

Only the very best will do

with the King as our guest.

Perhaps the King will visit

perhaps riding on a horse.

The horse shall have the party cracker,

as that is par for the course.

Perhaps the King will visit

in a car driven by a smart chauffeur.

He can blow up the balooon,

'till his vision is all a blur.

That was all! Everybody can get up, pick up their trash, turn on the cellphone and go home.

- Just get out. - See you later. This was very nice.

Ok that's enough. You have gotten your money's worth now.

- See you again. - Bye bye. We'll stay here and tidy up a bit.

You who spilled the popcorn! You and you

Well, you know who you are.

Knutsen? You know, in some movies they've saved something fun till the very end.

- Huh? What, till the end? - Something extra, after the end credits.

- Oh, wow! We have to check. - Right?

These credits are so long. Waiting is so boring!

- Now! Now we're nearing the end. - Exciting

It's almost over It's ending now

There! That's the end! Now let's see!

No. There was nothing.

- What a disappointment! Let's go. Bah. - Man, this sucks. Come on, let's go.

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