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sexy�music
[heavy�breathing�and�moaning]
This�dyke�wanna�go�all�night
Boom,�boom
This�dyke�wanna�be�alone with�you...
[Shane] What,�what,�what?
-[Andi]�Come�here. -No,�no.
Boom,�boom
Tell�me,�baby, what�you�wanna�do?
Ride�it�tonight
I'm�picking�up...
[Monique]�Wow,�I�can't�believe we're�really�doing�this.
Go�slow, I�love�the�way�you�look�at�me
Hand�on�your�thigh when�I�drive�type�of�game
Tell�me�with�your�eyes when�we've�reached�the�highway
This�dyke
That's�why�we�did the�cleanse,�Soph.
To�prevent�that�exact�outcome.
[Sophie] � Okay,�'cause�I�really don't�want�to�shit�my�pants.
Yeah,�no,�I�got�you. Don't�worry�about�it.
-Okay,�good,�good,�good. -Besides,�it's�gonna�be�good
to�do,�like,�a�little team�building,�don't�you�think?
-Yeah,�yeah.�It's...�yeah. -Yeah.
Oh,�final�packing�question:
how�many�safari�onesies is�too�many?
-N...�No. -[line�disconnects]
Hello?
[Beth] Right�there.
Hi.
That's�a�lot�of�n-naked�people on�my...
velvet�couch.
Get�me�out�of�here, runnin'�out�of�air
Runnin'�out�of, get�me�out�of�here
I�got�no�fucks�to�give
Get�me�out�of�here, runnin'�out�of�air
Runnin'�out�of, get�me�out�of�here
I�got�no�fucks�to�give
[Sophie] Don't�wear�white,�okay.
Soph.
[Sophie] Uh,�yeah.�I'm�in�here.
I�think�I�found�a�good�one. She�looks�like�a�real�winner
on�CarMax.
Heated�seats�or�no?
[Finley]�What's�this?
Oh,�I'm...
I'm�going on�that-that�work�retreat.
Remember?�I�told�you.
-Oh,�yeah. -[scoffs]
Alice�practically�bullied all�of�us�into�going.
[stammering]
Is�this...
Is�this�what�I�should�wear?
-I�just... -I'm�not�sure.�Um...
Yeah,�it's�gonna�be�really�hot in�the�desert,�so...
Okay,�well,�this�is�in�Reseda. What�time�are�you�leaving?
It's�gonna�take,�like, 20�minutes�to�get�there,�so...
Oh,�well,�I�don't...
I-I�don't�think�I�have�time
to�go�to�Reseda�before�I�go.
-Okay.�[sighs] -Um...
But,�hey,�wait,�um,
can�they�hold�it�for�you?
They're�not�gonna�hold�it for�me.
Well,�you�can�ask.
No,�I'm�not�gonna�ask�them to�do�that.�Uh...
Okay,�well,�wait,�what�do�you, what�do�you�want�me�to�do?
Do�you�want�me�to�stay and�help�you�buy�the�car?
-Because�I�will.�If...�I�will. -No.�No,�no.
I'll�stay.
No,�it's-it's�fine.
Have�a�good�trip.
soft,�somber�music
[Shane] I'm�sorry.
I-I'm�gonna�clean�this�up.
I�just, I-I�really�lost�track�of�time.
Sorry.
Okay,�there's�no�gentle�way to�say�this.
You're�kind�of�a�fucking�mess.
I�know.�I�know�that. Which�is�why
I'm�gonna�go�to�a�hotel�and I'm�gonna�get�out�of�your�hair.
'Cause... I�shouldn't�be�doing�this.
-What?�No. -Yes.
No,�I'm�not�letting�you out�of�my�sight.
[sprays]
[coughs]
Well,�I�guess�it�looks�like
you're�just�gonna�have to�come�with�me.
Absolutely�not.
I�am�not�taking�ayahuasca�in the�desert�with�your�coworkers.
Why?�Chelsea�Handler�did�it.
I�hooked�up with�one�of�your�employees.
Oh,�my�God,�Ivy's�not�gonna�be there.�She�moved�to�New�York.
She�got�a�job�there. She�didn't�tell�you?
No.
Oh.
I'm�throwing�these. If�someone�calls�for�them,
they're�in�the�trash.
Oh,�those�are�Bridget's.
Um,�you�know�their�names�now? Okay.
Regardless,�no,�Al.
-Count�me�out. -You�know�what�they�say?
They�say�it's�like�ten�years of�therapy�but�in�one�night.
And�you�could�use�the�ten.
I�mean�20,�but...
All�right,�fine.
-Great. -Fine.�Fine.
Oh,�the�smell. It's,�like,�thick.
Also,�don't�wear�white.
What?
No�white.
"No�Stress"�by�CMD/CTRL
Mm,�mm-mm,�mm-mm
Mm,�mm...
[laughter]
[Alice] Showtime!
-�It's�happening -�Everybody�get�to�know
-�It's�happening -�Everybody�in�the�flow...
All�right,�well...
I've�been�having a�really�cult-y�year.
Thank�you!
May�your�stay�be�as�peaceful as�your�heart.
Oh.�Does�that�get�rid of�the�demons?
-Good. -[Shane]�Thank�you.
[groans]
Thanks.
-Christ. -What?
She�got�me�right�in�the�eye.
Do�you�want...�some�of�this?
I'd�hate�to�take�away from�your�experience.
-Oh! -[Alice]�Really?
-[Shane]�Yeah. -Thank�you�so�much.
Oh,�God, I�feel�so�fucking�terrible.
-[Shane]�Why? -Already?
I�just�got�into�a�fight with�Finley,
and�she's�not�returning any�of�my�calls.
-Huh. -You�know�what,
I�think�maybe�I�should�just...
-maybe�I�should�just�go. -No.
No!�No,�we�are�here to�do�team�building�and�drugs.
You're�staying.
Hey.
Do�it�for�the�drugs.
Do�it�for�the�drugs.
Okay,�first�of�all, thank�you�for�coming.
You�all�do�so�much for�the�show.�You�do.
And�you�put�your�heart and�soul�into�it.
All�day,�every�day.
And�I�just�wanted�to�do
something�special to�say�thank�you,
so�thank�you, thank�you,�thank�you.
I�really�think�this�experience
is�gonna�make�us�stronger and�bring�us�together.
So,�go,�team.
-[whoops] -[light�cheering]
Um,�I�will�see�you�all on�the�other�side.
[cheering]
You�holding�up�the�tree?
No�one�thinks this�retreat�is�about�work.
What�else�would�it�be�about?
You.
Why�would�you�say�that?
It's�obviously�about�my�staff and�my�team.
Sure.
I'm�gonna�lose�control,�yeah
I'm�gonna�lose�control
I'm�gonna�lose�control,�yeah
I'm�gonna�lose�control
I'm�gonna�lose�control,�yeah
[Mercury] Om
-Oh. -�Welcome,�welcome
Okay
Thank�you
Om...
Ooh,�great.�We�get�to�lie�down.
Yes,�please.
Huh.
Um,�will�you...
will�you�two�lie on�either�side�of�me?
-Why? -I-I�can't�use�that�bucket
in�front�of�anyone�but�you�two.
You�know?�You�know?
All�right.
Okay.
[grunts]
[Mercury] Okay,
humans. [laughing]
[chuckles] That's...�funny.
[clears�throat]
My�name�is�Mercury.
And�we�are�here�this�evening with�one�simple�purpose.
To�open�our�mind's�eye...
...to�the�universe's life�force�energy.
So...�let's�turn�our�awareness to�the�cosmos.
Close�your�eyes.
[inhales�deeply]
Take�a�deep�breath�in.
[breathing�deeply]
And�ask�yourself:
what�would�you�like
the�universe�to�show�you?
[exhales]
[exhales]
Okay.
Now�open�your�eyes
and�write�down�your�intentions.
[exhales]
[Alice] � It's�not�like�it�was even�right�with�Taylor
-or�anyone�lately. -[Shane] � Do�you�ever�think
that�maybe this�"not�right"�thing
has�more�to�do�with�you?
slow,�contemplative�music
[Shane] I�do�love�you.
[Tess] You�have�a�really�fucked-up�way
of�showing�it,�Shane.
-Psst. -Huh?
Okay,�so�maybe�this�whole�thing wasn't�really�about...
work�only.
No�shit.
Hmm.
-[Sophie] � I-I�love�her. -[Maribel] � You�both
-are�toxic�together. -Go!�Go!
[Mercury] Drink�up,�everyone.
It's�yummy. [chuckles]
Um...
Hi.�Sorry.
Uh,�do�you�have,�like,
a�squeeze�of�lemon�or,�um,
like,�Splenda�or�something that�would,�you�know,�help...
Okay.
[sucks�in�air]
Poof.
[Shane] Hey.�Sorry.�Real�quick.
Uh,�do�we�just�knock�these�back?
[chuckles�softly]
Well...
Cheers,�queers.
[groans�softly]
[Mercury] Find�yourselves�comfortable.
[drumming]
Meditate�on�what�you�need to�know�from�the�universe.
[drumming�continues]
[echoing] Well,�here�goes�nothing.
[Mercury]�[echoing] What�would�you�like�the�universe
to�show�you?
Meditate.
Are�you�hearing what�I'm�hearing?
[singers�vocalizing]
Oh,�please�don't�let�this turn�into�a�musical.
Have�a�nice�trip
I�hope�you�get�lost and�you�find�yourselves
Just�go�with�it
It�will�be�best
If�you�don't�fight�it
Just�chillax
-�Don't�be�afraid -�Don't�be�afraid
-�It's�all�in�your�head -�Get�out�of�your�head
You'll�return�much�better�off than�you�left
So,�have�a�nice�trip
This�isn't�goodbye,�fly�high
See�you�on�the�other�side
See�you on�the�other�side
You�may�not�feel�your�legs
But�they'll�be�there
-�And�if�you�see�things -�See�things
-�That�just�aren't�there -�Don't�be�scared
Follow�your�guide and�be�self-aware
If�the�ride�gets�bumpy, try�not�to�be�scared,�no
Have�a�nice�trip
You're�arriving�on�time
Read�the�signs
See�you�on�the�other�side
See�you on�the�other�side
See�you�on�the�other�side
Welcome�to�the�other�side
[boat�horn�blows]
[seagulls�squawking]
[Shane] What?
[sailor]�We�got�to�look�out for�the�ladies�today.
[sailor�2]�You�think Doris�is�gonna�be�there?
[Shane]�All�right, let's�see�where�this�goes.
[sailor]�I�wonder who's�performing�tonight.
Come�on. What�are�you�waiting�for,�huh?
Go,�go.
[Shane] What's�this?
[sailors�chattering indistinctly]
Tess.
-It's�Tess�Van�De�Berg. -Hey,�fellas.
[sailor]�Yeah,�what?
What�do�you�got over�there,�Shane?
-[wolf�whistle] -Hot�damn!
Wow.�She's�a�looker,�eh?
I�got�dibs.�Come�on,�follow�me.
[sighs]
lively�jazz�music
[Shane] All�right,�Tess,�where�are�you?
[woman]�Hey,�good�looking.
-Hi. -Remember�me?
Excuse�me,�miss.
Hey�there,�sailor.
I�came�an�awful�long�way to�hear�you�sing.
Show�doesn't�start�until�eight.
But�you�can�buy�me a�drink�until�then.
Oh,�I�can�do�a�hell�of a�lot�better�than�that.
[sailor]�Pick�up�your�feet and�open�your�ears,�boys!
Dance�with�me.
Don't�settle�down,�settle�up
[Tess]�I�know what�you're�doing,�sailor.
Single�butches, put�your�hands�up
I'm�no�ordinary�sailor.
Tomorrow�may�not�ever�come
Forever�young
There's�enough�of�us
-�To�go�around -�Hey
Your�body�is�a�playground
-[Tess]�Show-off. -�Skin�to�skin
-�And�mouth�to�mouth -�All�we�have�is�now
Yo-oh-oh,�here�we�go, bottoms�up
Yo-oh-oh, here�we�go,�bottoms�up
Yo-oh-oh,�here�we�go, bottoms�up
-Tess! -�Here�we�go
Here�we�go, here�we�go,�bottoms�up
Aye,�aye,�Captain, all�aboard
Let's�make�waves and�make�some�noise
-�Hey -�Follow�me,�close�the�door
-�Get�what�we�came�here�for -�We�run�a�loose�ship
-�All�hands�on�deck -�Hey
Who's�gonna�score?
-�We're�taking�bets -�Hey
Poker�face,�no�regrets
No�commitments
Just�hot�sex,�yes
Yo-oh-oh,�here�we�go, bottoms�up
Yo-oh-oh, here�we�go,�bottoms�up
Yo-oh-oh,�here�we�go, bottoms�up
Here�we�go,�here�we�go, here�we�go,�bottoms�up
Live�it�up
Fill�your�cup
Keep�it�light
We're�just�looking for�a�good�time
Live�it�up
Drink�it�up
Cross�the�line
It's�gonna�be�a�wild�night
Yo-oh-oh,�here�we�go, bottoms�up
Yo-oh-oh, here�we�go,�bottoms�up
Yo-oh-oh,�here�we�go, bottoms�up
Here�we�go,�here�we�go, here�we�go,�bottoms�up
Yo-oh-oh,�here�we�go, bottoms�up
Yo-oh-oh, here�we�go,�bottoms�up
Yo-oh-oh,�here�we�go, bottoms�up...
[Shane] Let's�get�out�of�here.
Here�we�go,�bottoms�up
[whooping]
cheerful�music
I�guess�I'm�married.
I�should�probably�be in�the�kitchen.
-[chuckles] -[audience�laughing]
"Premier�Parade" by�Orchestra�Heinz�Kiessling
Honey,�Finley's�home!
[cheering�and�applause]
Hi,�honey, so�glad�you're�home.
-What's�that�smell?�[kisses] -Oh.
I�got�the�turkey�basting,
-potatoes�scalloped,�and... -Oh,�good.
The�boss�and�his�wife are�coming�over.
I'm�up�for�a�big�promotion.
-What?�When�are�they...? -Now!
Now?�But�I�haven't had�time�to�prepare
any�charming dinner�conversation.
Not�to�worry,�honey. I�took�care�of�it.
See,�he's�a�bit of�a�serious�fella,
so�I�thought�it'd�be�best if�you�didn't�say
-anything�at�all. -What?
Nothing?�But�how�will�I...?
I�told�him�you�have�laryngitis.
[chuckles] Laryn-what?
-[audience�laughing] -[doorbell�rings]
[Sophie�sighs]
[Finley�exhales�sharply]
[applause]
Mr.�Lee,�so�nice�to�have�you in�our�home.
-Dear,�what�a�lovely�home. -Finley.
-Hello,�Mister... -[clears�throat]
[Finley] Like�I�told�you,
she�lost�her�voice, but,�boy,�is�she�cute.
Come�on�in.
Okay.�Oh.
[grunts]
-[audience�laughing] -Uh...
Okay,�I�can't,�I�can't really�see�anything,�uh...
Can�we�cut?
-[set�bell�rings] -[Dani]�That's�a�cut.
[Finley] It's�not�funny.
She�doesn't�know�how to�land�a�fucking�joke.
[Dani] What's�going�on?
-What's�the�problem? -She's�killing�me.
I�had�lines that�were�stepped�on.
I�need�more�motivation to�walk�through�the�door.
Let's�fix�that.
Okay,�um,�I'm�sorry,�uh, but�I'm�just�having�a�hard�time
figuring�out why�this�is�funny�and...
-You�got�this,�babe. -[Finley]�Goddamn�it.
She's�giving�me nothing�to�work�with.
I�feel�like I'm�on�my�own�out�there.
Okay,�but�I'm�trying�to give�you�something�here.
Don't�worry�about�her. This�is�your�show.
You're�the�star. It's�all�about�you.
Doesn't�feel�that�way. Doesn't�feel�that�way�at�all.
[Dani] It�is.
It's�all�about�Finley.
intriguing�music
[exhales�sharply]
[Dani] We're�going�again.
-Um,�I,�but�wait,�I�still... -From�the�top,�on�the�bell.
[set�bell�rings]
[Alice] Hello?
Sophie?
Shane?
[Eureka] Alice�Pieszecki,�come�on�down!
[whooping�and�cheering]
Want�to�find�the�one?
Then�it's�time�to�play
Name�That�Flaw!
[screams]
Oh,�Eureka,�of�course�it's�you.
This�makes�total�sense.
I�fall�asleep�to�your�show every�night.
Aw...
Well,�I'd�rather�be�tits�up in�a�pool,�but�I'm�here.
[all�laughing]
[Eureka]�You�know�how�to�play. We�show�you�an�ex,
you�tell�us�why they're�undatable.
All�right,�you�ready�to�play?
Oh,�yeah.
I�mean,�finding�flaws�is
one�of�my�strengths. [chuckles]
And�somehow�I�already knew�that.�[laughs]
Okay,�bring�on�the�flaw.
-[clock�ticking] -[Alice]�Oh.
Too�conventional.
Wanted�to�get�married�too�fast.
Ew.�But�yes.
-[laughs] -[Alice�screams]
All�right.
Oh,�um...
Didn't�like�me�enough.
-[bell�dinging] -Ah!
-[audience�whooping] -Bitch.
Oh,�that's�complicated.
Gigi.�The�answer�is�Gigi!
The�answer�is�always�Gigi.
Ah!
[screaming]
All�right,�last�one in�this�round.
[Alice] Oh.�Okay.
Well,�I�liked�them,�but...
Coachella.
-Yes!�Okay. -[Alice�screaming]
I�know�about�Coachella,�okay?
[babbling]
[gagging]
You�know?�All�those.
Okay,�Alice.�Final�round.
One�more�image.
Name...�that...�flaw!
[Alice] Me?
Ooh...
What�are�your�exes�saying about�you,
-Alice? -Um...
Why�are�you�undatable?
[stammers] I�don't�know.
Focus,�Alice.
And�remember... [chuckling]
...you�can�always ask�the�audience.
Okay.�Um...
Audience,�what's�my�flaw?
[person]�You�think�you're�better than�everyone.
Damn.
No,�I�don't.�That's�not�true.
[person�2]�You�don't�rinse your�yogurt�container
before�you�recycle�it.
Sometimes�I�do, just�not�that�often.
[overlapping�shouting]
Okay,�okay,�okay.
Alice...
what's�it�going�to�be?
What�is�your�flaw?
Is�it,�uh...
I�push�people�away?
Final�answer?
Final�answer.
That's�the�one! [laughs]
-You're�a�winner,�baby! -[audience�cheering]
Let's�show�her�what�she's�won, shall�we,�folks?
-[shouts�joyfully] -You've�won�your�dream�life!
And�you've�also�won
a�gorgeous�home!
And...
this�decadent�custom�furniture!
[Alice] Oh,�yes!
And�your�dream�partner.
gentle�harp�gliss�music
Oh,�my�God.
Is�it�really�you?
Who�else�would�it�be?
But�you're...�old.
You're�old,�too,�Al.
[chuckles] Geez.
Yeah,�right...
We�get�to�grow�old�together.
That's�part�of�the�dream�life.
I'll�take�it. [chuckles�softly]
Whatever�it�is.
Do�I�look�good,�though? Do�I�look�okay?
You�look�perfect,�Dana.
[chuckles�softly]
I�can't�believe�this�is really�happening.
Come�on. I'll�give�you�the�tour.
Welcome�to�our�perfect�life
Honey,�I'm�home
With�a�wild�organic�garden
I�love�the�trophy�room and�this�tennis�court
-�Ooh,�come�play�with�me? -[chuckles]
I'll�pretend�that it's�good�for�my�knees
Wait,�do�we�have�kids?
No,�we�have�cat
Sitters�'cause we�just�travel�the�world
With�our�celebrity�friends
Now�we're�back�home�again, just�me�and�you
What�should�we�do?
-�Reorder�Postmates -�Fight�for�the�blanket
Fall�asleep on�our�favorite�show
-�Proofread�my�emails -�Laugh�at�my�bad�jokes
Everything�is perfect�with�you
Sing�along�with the�wrong�words
Fudging�in�costumes
Talking�over�me
And�our�feather pillow�fights
-�Dance�in�the�ballroom -�Ignore�when�I�call�you
A�perfectly�imperfect
Life
Perfect�life
-�Ooh -�Ooh
Reorder�DoorDash
Fight�for�the�blanket
Fall�asleep on�our�favorite�show
-�Proofread�my�emails -�Laugh�at�my�bad�jokes
Everything�is�perfect
With�you
With you
Perfect�with�you
With�you
Perfect�with�you
[sighs]
Dana?
Can�I�kiss�you?
Yes.
[cheering�and�applause]
Finley,�dinner�was�delicious.
Aw,�thank�you�so�much.
I�wish�I'd�married someone�who�could�cook.
[laughs]�Oh,�I�wish you�did,�too,�dear.
-[audience�laughing] -Yeah,�the�potatoes�were�divine.
-Weren't�they,�though? -[chuckling]
Oh,�that's�my mother's�reci...
My � mother's�recipe. [clears�throat]
[Maribel]�Oh,�well, you'll�have�to�give�it�to�me.
And�then�you'll have�to�come�over
-and�make�it�for�her,�too. -[laughs]
Well,�actually,�it's�quite...
[Finley] Oh,�what�was�that,�dear?
You,�uh,�wanted some�more�potatoes.
Here,�help�yourself. [inhales]
[Sophie�clears�throat]
We�have�a�delicious�apple�pie prepared,�don't�we,�dear?
Thank�you,�darling.
You�know, I�grew�up�on�an�orchard.
Don't�let�the�suit�fool�you, I'm�an�everyman.
-[Micah]�Is�that�so? -Which�makes�me�perfect
for�this�opportunity you�have�here.
-Really? -Now,
and,�remind�me,�you�have�a...
Please�don't�speak
It�has�been�my�turn for�a�while
Shh,�don't�speak
You�will�hear�me�out�now
The�answer's�finally�no
For�the�first�time
I'm�putting�myself�first, first�in�line
Nothing�that�you�can�say
Will�change�my�mind
I�found�my�voice under�the�noise
And�I�made�my�choice, it's�all�about�me
It's�time�that�I�stand
For�who�I�am
I'm�my�number�one�fan
It's�all�about�me
And�I�do�not�care
-�What�you�say -Get�her�off�set.�Get�her�off.
Starting�right�now
From�this�day
It's�all�about�me
So,�what�I�was�saying...
-[Micah]�We�should�go. -No,�no,�no.�I-I...
Don't�need no�one�to�speak�for�me
That�was�my�codependency
But�now�I'm�independently
Being�who�I�want
I�set�me�free,�huh
Not�people-pleasing�no�more
Take�me�or�leave�me�alone
'Cause�I've�been�through�hell and�back�again
Crippled�by�fear of�abandonment
Money�ain't�a�thing, been�having�it
But�it�never�filled�up that�emptiness
So�never�mind�you, got�to�be�about�me
Got�mountains�to�move, uproot�these�beliefs
That�made�me�feel hella�undeserving
But�the�truth�is�now
I�know�I�am�worthy
I�found�my�voice
Under�the�noise
And�I�made�my�choice
It's�all�about�me
It's�time�that�I�stand for�who�I�am
I'm�my�number�one�fan, it's�all�about�me
I�don't�give�a�damn
What�you�say
I�am�no�longer
Afraid
It's�all�about�me
It's�all�about�me
Me
Hey
It's�all�about
Me
[cheering�and�applause]
[chanting]�Sophie!�Sophie! Sophie!�Sophie!�Sophie!
Sophie!�Sophie!�Sophie!�Sophie!
Do�something...
[indistinct�chatter]
[screams]
[boat�horn�blows]
[Tess] I�know�sailors�like�you.
I'm�not�like�the�others.
Girl�in�every�port.
[sighs]�Maybe�in�some�ways, I�am�like�the�rest�of�them.
[chuckles] That's�what�I�thought.
Maybe�I�haven't�settled�down
on�account�of�not�finding the�right�girl�yet.
And�you're�hoping I'm�the�right�one,�are�you?
You�look�pretty�right�to�me.
Don't�charm�me unless�you�mean�it.
I�mean�it.
I�want�to�believe�you.
You�should.
romantic�music
[dame] There�she�is!
Where�do�you�think you're�going,�Shane?
-They�found�you. -[sighs]�They�always�do.
I'll�lose�'em,�grab�the�car, I'll�meet�you�around�back.
Be�careful,�sailor.
-[Shane]�I�will. -[dame]�She's�headed�that�way.
[dame�2] Get�her!
[dame�3] You�can't�hide�from�us,�Shane.
Shane!�Come�on!
-There's�nowhere�else�to�go. -You�can't�escape.
Damn,�it's�higher than�I�thought.
[dame] You�can't�hide�from�us.
[dame�2] Come�on,�Shane!
-[horn�honks] -[indistinct�shouting]
Whoa.
Oh,�I�know�it's�scary, but�you�have�to�trust�me.
It's�the�only�way we�can�be�together�forever.
What?
Sorry...�[stammers] You�said�forever.
[Tess] Yes,�Shane.
Forever.
[dame] Forever's�a�long�time.
[dame�2] Tonight's�all�that�matters.
[dame] Shane.
[Tess] Shane,�you�have�to�jump!
[dame] Shane.
-Shane. -Shane.
[Tess] I�thought�you�were�different.
-Was�that�all�a�lie? -Shane.
-Shane. -No.
[dame�2] It's�a�trap!
[Tess] Well,�then�jump,�Shane.�Jump!
-Shane. -You�belong�with�us.
-Grab�her,�girl. -Let�me�go.�Let�me�go.
-Come�on,�Shane. -Tess!
[both�giggling]
I�was�just...
I�don't�know�why�you�thought
you�could�handle�a�throuple.
[laughing] I�mean,�you're�like,
you're�one�of�the�most�sensitive people�I've�ever�known.
[Alice] I�am.
Is�that�a�compliment?
Nat�was�nice.
Yeah,�she�reminds�me a�lot�of�you.
-Obviously.�[chuckling] -Yeah.
Wait...
is�that�what�you're�here to�tell�me?
Is�that�what�I'm�doing?
Am�I�trying�to�find � you in�everybody�else?
You're�trying�to�do a�lot�of�that.
gentle,�wistful�music
Yeah.
Huh.
That�makes�a�lot�of�sense.
You�were�my�person
Some�say�we�only�get�one
Now�it's�all�making�sense
'Cause�I�have the�worst�luck�with�love
They�can�check�every�box
But�no�one�knows�me like�you�do
So�maybe�I�should give�up�on�love
Trying�to�fill�your�shoes
'Cause�nobody�is�you
Who'll�remember when�I�forget
And�ground�me when�I'm�through�the�roof
Nobody�but�you
Who�will�know my�punch�lines�and�lie
Nobody
But�you
Nobody
'Cause�nobody's�you
You�are�my�sunshine
My�only�lifeline
And�I've�waited�for�this�day
When�I�could�hold�you
Fold�into�you
But�I�know that�you�can't�stay
Take�my�heart
It's�yours�anyway
'Cause�nobody�is�you
In�this�crazy tiny�little�world
Tell�me�who
Nobody�but�you
Will�know my�punch�lines�and�lie
Nobody�but�you
In�this�crazy tiny�little�world
Tell�me�who
Nobody�but�you
Will�know my�punch�lines�and�lie
-�Nobody -�Nobody,�nobody,�nobody
But�you
I�want�to�stay�here�forever.
But�you�can't.
But�I�asked�the�universe�to show�me�the�one�and�they...
They�found�you.
So?
So,�if�you're�the�one, then�I�have�to�stay.
I�mean...
...it's�over�for�me�out�there.
I�missed�it.
You�missed�it. [chuckles�softly]
But�not�with�me.
You�have�to�let�me�go.
The�one�is�still out�there�for�you.
What?
Who�is�it?�Do...
Do�you�know?
Of�course�I�know. [chuckles]
Do�they�know�you,�too?
In�a�way.
Don't�be�cagey. You�sound�like�a�fortune�cookie.
[chuckles]
That's�because�you're�waking�up.
What?
You're�waking�up,�Alice.
No,�I�want�to�stay�here with�you.
[Dana] You�can't.
You�have�to�go.
[Shane] Tess!
Oh,�I�knew�it. I�knew�you�were�one�of�them.
-No,�I'm�not. -[Tess]�You�are.
There's�so�much�more on�the�other�side,�Shane.
Tess,�wait!
-Tess! -[clamoring]
Tess...!
[Mercury] � What�would�you�like the�universe�to�show�you?
Welcome�back
We�hope�you�enjoyed your�trip
-�Come�back�soon -�Come�back�soon
You�have�arrived
Unfasten�your�seatbelts and�walk�in�truth
Find�the�mate�to�your�soul
Let�go�of�your�past
It's�all�about�you,�Sophie, you're�the�first�and�not�last
So�take�what�you've�learned
And�leave�all�of�your baggage�behind
You�made�it�through the�other�side
You�made�it through�the�other�side
It's�all�about�me
You�made�it,�you�made�it, you�made�it
You�made�it,�you�made�it
I�don't�want�to�go�back
You�made�it,�you�made�it, you�made�it
Are�we�still�high?
[all�vocalizing]
Now�it's�time to�live�your�life
[groaning�softly]
[murmuring]
Oh...
Did�we�make�it?
[retching]
Oh...�Oh...
[groaning]
[sighs]
-You�okay? -[panting]�I�don't�know.
I�don't�know. [clears�throat]
I�was�in�a�musical,
a�'40s�musical.
In�a�way...
[groans]
...you�knew�her.
[Shane�sighs]
Shane?
What?
[both�screaming]
[Alice]�Oh,�my�God! I'm�really,�really�high!
-Why? -I'm�really,�really�high.
-Like,�high! -Are�you�okay?
I'm�great.�I'm�great.
-Never�better. -Are�you�guys...
-Hey.�Hi.�Yeah.�Yeah. -Are�you�guys�okay?
All�right,�um...
I'm�sorry,�but...
I�got�to�go�find�Finley.
Yeah,�I've�got�a�lot�of things�to�do.
[Shane] Yeah.�I�got�to,�I�got�to,
I�got�to,�uh... I�got�to�get�Tess.
Yeah.�Tess.
How�the�hell do�I�get�out�of�here?
Just�up. Just�get�up.
-Look. -What?
It's�okay.
Yeah,�that�kissing�thing was�like�a...
-No,�it's-it's�okay.�It's... -You�know�what�I�mean?
Yeah,�yeah,�yeah.�Yeah,�yeah. But�I�just�want�to�say...
thank�you�for bringing�me�to�this.
-Yeah. -All�right,�but...
just�keep�it�in�the�yurt,�okay?
Mm-hmm. Oh,�guess�what?
-What? -I�saw�Dana.
You�did?
How�is�she?
[sighs]�She�said�the�one is�still�out�there�for�me.
"You�Are�My�Sunshine" by�Jasmine�Thompson
[Alice] Okay...
[mutters]
The�other�night,�dear
As�I�lay�sleeping
I�dreamed�I�held�you
In�my�arms
When�I�awoke,�dear
No�way.
I�was�mistaken
-They�knew�her�in�a�way... -�So�I�bowed
My�head�and�I�cried
You�are�my�sunshine
My�only�sunshine
You�make�me�happy
When�skies�are�gray
[exhales�softly]
You'll�never�know,�dear
How�much�I�love�you
Please�don't�take
-�My�sunshine�away -You're�brilliant.
You�are�my�sunshine...
I�know�who�it�is. I�know�who�it�is.
[sighing] Okay.
You�make�me�happy
When�skies�are�gray
You'll�never�know,�dear
How�much�I�love�you
Please�don't�take my�sunshine�away
[Finley] Hey.
-Hey. -You're�back.
Uh...
I�didn't�know�if�you�were working�today.
Nope. [grunts]�No.
I�actually�took�care of�something�else.
Huh?
Oh,�shit. You�bought�the�car?
I�did.�By�myself.
[chuckles�softly]
And,�uh...
I�wanted�to�say�I'm�sorry about�the�other�day.
I,�uh...
it�was�good�to�do�it on�my�own,�actually.
I�think�it's�good�for�us to�have�some�time�apart.
[Sophie�chuckles]
You�know?�I�have�so�much�shit I�want�to�do�for�myself
and�it's�hard when�we're�together.
We�just�need�to�make�time for�ourselves
as,�like,�separate�people, you�know?
And�then�for�us�as�a�couple.
But�I�actually�think�we're getting�pretty�good�at�it.
Hey.
We'll�be�like�life�coaches
after�a�couple�years of�this�shit,�all�right?
Sophie?
-[sighs] -What's�wrong?
Is�it...?
Are�you�mad�at�me?
No.
I�can't�do�this�anymore.
I�love�you,
but�I�am�not�my�full�self when�I'm�with�you,�Finn.
Oh,�okay...
Um,�what�does�that�mean?
It�means�that�I�twist and�turn�my�insides
to�be�the�person�that�I�think you�want�me�to�be,
and�I�did�it�with�Dani,�too. [scoffs]
[scoffs]
Um...�Okay.
But�you're�not- you're�not�trying�to�end�this,
right? Because�we�can�do�stuff.
We�can�figure�this�out.
You're�looking�at�me like�that,�but...
It's�over,�Finn.
It�has�to�be.
I�don't�want�to�hurt�you�but
I�need�to�be�alone,�okay?
somber�music
Hello,�Tess?
Hello?
Tess?
Are�you�home?
Tess?
Hey.
Um,�I�promise�I'll�leave if�you�want�me�to.
All�right?�But...
I�just,�I�want�to say�that,�um...
I-I've�realized�something.
[stammers]�And�this�could sound�crazy,�but...
Uh...
I�realized�that...
I've�been�hanging�on to�this�part�of�me
for�a�very�long�time.
And�I'm�scared�to let�that�go�because...
I�don't�know who�I�am�without�it.
Does�that�make�sense?
Yeah.
Well,�with�that�being�said...
I'd�like�another�chance to�get�better�at�this.
And�I...
I�want�to�earn�your�trust�back.
-[crying] -What?�What?
I�didn't,�I�didn't�say�that to�make�you�cry,
I�swear,�I�swear.�What?
My�mom�died.
[crying]
sentimental�music
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