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Dang it. Look at me. I'm a mess.

Are you trying to look good for me?

Gosh.

I want to look good for you, too.

Of all the-- Seriously.

Have you lost your mind?

But… I…

What? Why? I thought you liked me.

I like you, too.

I wanted you to have courage, so I kissed…

What is this dumbass saying? Of all the…

If you're plastered,

go home quietly and sleep.

You little…

Hey, you! Get over here. Now!

Good night!

What the…

What the…

Of all the…

Seriously.

I'll be patient.

How dare he put his lips on mine?

I haven't kissed in ten years. In ten years.

Ten whole years.

It doesn't feel like it's been ten years, though.

You know,

I was very offended afterward.

-Why? -Don't you recall?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

To look?

Or not to look?

It would be

bad manners to look, right?

You'd be annoyed

if someone looked through your phone, too, right?

Should I look just once?

Just once.

Right? It's okay, right?

Let's see.

SPERM DONOR CANDIDATE 3 HAN I-SANG

SPERM DONOR CANDIDATE 1 CHOI-KANG EU-TTEUM

SPERM DONOR CANDIDATE 3 HAN I-SANG

Do-a. Have fun with your friends at daycare, okay?

Okay, let's go.

Going to work?

Yes.

What are you doing this weekend? Help me with Do-a's first birthday party.

Well, I'm not having a party. I'm just getting pictures taken.

Do you know any baby studios?

Can you recommend a good one?

Okay.

Let's go shopping and go out to eat, too.

Should we have Auntie watch Do-a and go watch a movie?

-Okay. -Really?

You promised.

What should we watch?

A love story would be nice. Something sweet.

Okay.

-You're not listening. -Okay.

-Hey! -Oh, my gosh.

What's the problem this time?

I told you, don't go for a guy who stresses you out.

Don't be the there's-only-one-guy-for-me type of girl.

Look around,

and choose the guy who has everything already.

Here.

You're a sinner as well.

What?

What sin have I committed?

I've been reborn.

I don't starve Do-a anymore.

Right, Do-a?

Do you have any square gimbaps?

Want some?

Ha-ri, aren't you going to eat?

What's the use of eating?

What's gotten into you this time?

You need to fight the hangover.

Hey, let's go eat.

What should we have? Let's get something soupy.

Are you really not eating?

I guess I should eat to survive.

That hit the spot.

Ms. Jang, does that mean you'll be

the next editor-in-chief?

Ms. Editor-in-chief, what do you think will happen?

He wouldn't report me to the cops this much later, would he?

What? What's wrong with it?

A woman in her 30s who regularly kissed a man she knew on the lips

and regularly sexually harassed him

was reported by the victim and questioned by the police.

The man says he suffered a severe stress disorder because of her.

Isn't it very rare for a woman to be charged for sexual harassment?

Yes, it is. This woman stated that she thought

all men liked all physical contact from women.

Her incorrect understanding is shocking.

A sinner's life.

You're right.

I'm stunned.

-Hello. -Hello.

-Hello. -Hi.

-I have no tables-- -We'll come back later.

Take my seat. I'm done eating.

Take this seat.

You hardly ate!

Ha-ri! You didn't pay!

I don't have my wallet.

-I'll just eat hers then. -I didn't bring my wallet.

Excuse me. One more order, please!

Dang it.

You freak.

I… Ms. Jang.

I'm very sorry about last night.

Why did you do that to me?

Well. I heard you telling Ms. Park

that you like me in the document room…

I…

I caused you to misunderstand.

I'm sorry.

I meant as a sperm donor.

No. I'm the one who's sorry. I drank too much…

It's okay.

I have no right to judge anyone.

I didn't realize my own sins. I should just die.

Thank you, Ms. Jang.

Mr. Han, over here.

-Jae-yeong, over here. -Hey, Eu-tteum.

Hi.

I see Mr. Han's here, too.

Is this a special day?

We meet again.

Yes.

The punk with two stars.

The punk with a triangle.

My brothers.

I may call you "brothers," right?

-No. -Don't.

You said it was about Ha-ri. What is it?

Actually, I unintentionally did something very bad to Ms. Jang.

What did you do?

I said something wrong.

What did you say?

You caused trouble, didn't you?

Did you borrow money? And you can't pay it back?

I think I like Ms. Jang.

Young man, what do you mean, you "think"?

Saying I "like" her seems too light.

But saying I "respect" her seems too heavy.

It's somewhere in between.

Why did you bother telling her that?

You know she'd smack you silly.

I told her when I was drunk and I did get smacked silly.

But I want to tell her again properly.

That's why I want your advice.

The three of us are allies, aren't we?

No, we are not.

No. Go ahead.

Ha-ri likes being at the center of attention,

so plan a surprise in the middle of Myeongdong

-where everyone passing by can see. -A surprise.

Get her a huge bouquet.

A bouquet with a million flowers.

That's right.

And you can't leave out a song and dance.

From what I see of you,

-you should do b-boying. -B-boying?

But the new trend in 2020

is Bongsan Mask Dance. It's huge in Hongdae.

Wow.

You're so on-trend.

Even better if you bring an instrument.

-Gongs? -Castanets.

-The triangle. -Ajaeng.

Those would be good, too.

If you can, the saxophone.

That's so good.

Brothers.

I majored in applied music and the saxophone.

There will be videos posted all over social media.

Ha-ri would absolutely love that.

You're such a romantic.

My back itches.

My back.

What if he looks cool doing it?

I didn't think that far.

Ha-ri gets into strange things at times.

-Eu-tteum? -Sax…

But a one-sided profession of love makes the other person uncomfortable.

Especially someone like Ha-ri.

I know.

I think Ms. Jang

is only interested in me because I have a lot of sperm.

You have a lot of what?

You have a lot?

Yes.

About ten times the average.

Well…

Does Ha-ri know?

Yes. I said I'd give it to her,

but she seems concerned.

You are

the legendary Sperm King?

So that's why he had two stars.

Excuse me, Ms. Jang?

I have a question.

Which do you prefer, Bongsan Mask Dance or b-boying?

Bongsan what?

I'm thinking of taking dance classes.

Which is better?

Pick whichever one you like.

I'm not a fan of either.

I see. You're not a fan of either.

What?

Why did I suddenly get the chills?

Ms. Jang.

What song do you like?

-Sorry? -I'm thinking of learning a song.

What song do you like?

Well… Pick a song that you like. I don't really…

like…

What's this?

Why do I suddenly feel icy cold?

So cold.

Are you going out?

This time, between an alto sax and a soprano sax,

which do you prefer?

Eu-tteum.

If you're planning something because you feel bad, don't.

I can't see anything right now.

Well, I just feel like

I made a big mistake, so…

You should get out of here stat.

-Sorry? -Go inside.

Go in quickly.

Why does it feel like the back of my head is burning?

Mr. Nam.

Isn't this Ms. Jang's?

I think so. It's been there since yesterday.

She must've left it there. Bring it to her.

Okay.

She won't see it.

Here.

You read Ms. Jang's column, right?

How does she plan to get pregnant?

How would I know if you don't?

I think she has someone.

Then we should help her.

Ha-ri is clueless when it comes to flirting.

Mr. Nam. You shouldn't give relationship advice.

I used to be popular with women when I was young.

Here we go with the "when I was young."

You'll tell her to send a note

saying, "Let's meet in front of the fountain."

I'm speechless.

Do you think I'm a college guy from the 70s?

If you like someone, tell him.

You should be direct--

When you want to win someone over, you don't move toward them.

You make them move toward you.

How?

-Oh, my gosh! -What?

Seriously. You scared me.

Sorry.

I've never watched people eat before.

Dong-a, you slide down. Bo-ram, you stand there. Su-a, you, too.

Okay, now. Look at him and smile. Okay?

-Okay. -Good.

He said he'd be cold and cut me off.

Why is he glaring at me like he wants to kill me?

You subtly show the person through your actions

that you're interested in them.

Enough to get their attention.

But if you're too blatant about it,

it may be counterproductive.

So… For the next cut,

he'll hang upside down and look like a troublemaker--

Why don't you look at me when you talk to me? It's bothering me.

Well…

I feel awkward looking at you, so…

What was that? Were you trying to act pretty?

Why would I try to act pretty?

Putting my hair behind my ear?

Yes. You went like that.

That was because…

This is acting pretty?

I was getting my hair out of my face.

Look. How is this acting pretty? It's getting hair out of my face.

Why are you coming on to me and stuff

so blatantly? Let's not do this.

Wait. What… Let's not do what?

Was he traumatized?

I can't even put my hair back.

I guess he gets offended if a girl comes on to him. That's why I was rejected.

He must be traumatized.

He won't even let me look.

Gosh, that burns.

That burns.

She can't eat spicy foods.

Why…

Speak as if you're whispering.

If you whisper softly,

people are bound to lean in instinctively.

Then your faces get closer.

Then… Gosh.

Naturally, you'll get excited.

Dang it. Why did I eat that?

Why… Why are you whispering? Speak loudly.

It's hot.

Dang it.

Hey. Why… Why are you breathing like that?

Why are you sucking on the candy…

Must you eat it like that?

Do you want one?

I should've offered you one. I'm sorry.

Here, have one--

No. Stop!

Stop. If you keep doing that,

it'll get very dangerous!

Why…

Why would it get dangerous?

Doctor.

I am unnecessarily too healthy.

My opinion is, you are unnecessarily too wholesome.

They say you get sick if you repress your feelings.

Don't repress them.

I told you.

She wants

a baby.

I was

crossed out,

but I must still be a candidate.

-What? -Doctor.

I don't even hope for a star.

But a triangle.

A triangle. At least a triangle.

Can't you

somehow…

I need to do b-boying or the Bongsan Mask Dance.

SAXOPHONE SERENADE

What is he thinking so hard about?

Hyo-ju.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Are you coming from the studio?

Yes.

So… Was Mr. Han…

No. I saw him leave.

You did?

What is that?

Red ginseng. I need energy.

Ha-ri. I can't be the only one receiving guidance,

so I'll teach you my personal know-how.

If you want to win over a guy--

Hey.

-Oh, my. Thank you. -Ha-ri.

What the hell? Is she telling me to eat this and shut up?

She quickly concluded

that you weren't worth listening to.

Hey.

What's up? We don't have a shoot.

I wanted to check the backdrops.

I need to bring one if none of them work.

Going somewhere?

Yes. To the hospital.

So… There's no one in the studio, right?

Well… I'm not sure where I-sang went.

Lock up after you're done.

Okay.

Bye.

Let's check quickly and get out.

Okay. Now, the feed.

Oh, no.

Move quickly. Quickly.

Why won't it move?

Oh, my gosh!

Sorry.

I mean, thank you.

I'm so sorry.

Are you okay?

Yes, I'm fine.

-Wait… -Yes?

I remembered.

What?

That night… That night we first met.

I did something terrible.

I finally understand what you meant

when you said you were offended.

Okay.

Is that all?

Must I say something else?

It's all in the past.

But you said you were offended.

Well…

I can't complain even if you report me to the police.

I wasn't offended enough

to report you to the police.

I was feeling very hostile that day, so…

Yes.

But…

it was…

warm and comforting.

Then why are things so complicated now?

Back then, the feelings would fade once we went our separate ways,

but this time, it's not like that for either of us.

Although it was only brief.

Ha-ri.

But…

did you really see me as a man?

What?

If he isn't a man, what is he?

Ha-ri.

Let's get ready to go.

Dang it. He definitely is not.

Do-a, you like beef soup, right?

Your teacher will give you some today.

Eat up, okay?

Here she comes.

Hey. It's common sense. What guy in this country would give away his sperm?

Unless he was a freak.

Einstein said

common sense is a collection of prejudice from before you turn 18.

Don't insist you're right, claiming it's common sense.

There must be people who donate with good intentions.

Don't denigrate them.

I know your situation and I understand how you feel,

but I'm questioning if it's realistic.

And of all…

I said I'd drop Do-a off. So why are you nagging me?

-What's your standard? -Gosh. For what?

The sperm. What are your standards?

Someone who looks like him can succeed in one try.

Hey. How would you know that?

Is that something you can see?

I mean

someone young and healthy who doesn't drink or smoke.

Is that Eu-tteum?

What?

Did you decide on Eu-tteum?

Was I among

the candidates?

Will you give it to me then?

What?

I'm very conservative.

Why would I give it to you?

I could just marry you.

I really can't stand you.

Let's go, Sister Jae-yeong.

-I can't stand this girl. -Why you…

She keeps calling me a girl.

Does she really think I'm a girl?

Wait and see.

Artificial insemination.

It isn't impossible,

but you can't guarantee it'll work.

But why doesn't your friend just get married?

I guess it's easier to get sperm than a man.

It's easy to get sperm?

My point exactly.

She thinks donating sperm

is like donating blood.

Does your friend not want a man

or does she not want any man?

Well--

It's obvious.

Does she have money?

Money.

This is serious.

Hey. She can provide for a guy easily.

And she's pretty. She's seriously pretty

and lovable.

Then what's the problem?

There is no problem.

I feel like that would be better

than her marrying the wrong guy.

But?

It would feel weird

even if she says she's getting married.

But hearing her say she'll have some other dude's baby,

I feel like there's no turning back and I feel down.

Turn back to do what?

Do you want to see her?

You should go out with her now.

Why? Is she too pretty?

Does she not want to support a divorced single dad?

What's wrong with being divorced? I even have an adorable daughter.

That's what you think.

Hey.

Later.

Bye.

Did you eat yet?

I didn't.

Eat with me.

Don't talk to me like nothing's wrong.

It makes me despise you even more.

Let's take

Do-a's birthday photo together.

It'll stay with her forever.

I should be in the photo.

Don't use Do-a.

I don't want to see you.

Are you going to marry Ha-ri?

I'm thinking about it.

If Ha-ri knew

you were using her to hurt me,

she'd be pretty offended.

Let's eat together next time.

Hello, Ms. Choi.

Eu-tteum. Didn't you ask them to send the product?

They didn't arrive!

The model's coming. What are you going to do now?

Okay. I understand.

I'll call you back.

What did they say?

They said I didn't tell them. I thought I did.

What is wrong with you?

The baby model is coming up all the way from Gyeongju!

My next shoot is in Chuncheon,

so I have to finish and go!

They said they'd call a nearby store,

so I'll go get it right now.

Okay, then.

You don't even have a car. Wait for me!

Hello? This is The Baby.

You received a call from corporate, right?

Yes. The display model is fine.

I'll come right over. Okay.

Get in!

Okay.

Hurry.

-Sorry. -Buckle up.

Okay.

Let's go.

If I have to get a new model,

I'll call you every night and harass you so that you can't sleep.

If Mr. Nam complains to me

about having to reschedule,

I'll nag you every morning on the way to work until your ears bleed.

And if Ha-ri criticizes me,

I'll make you go shopping with me every weekend.

-Okay, I can do that. -What?

Call me anytime to carry your bags.

You have to do more than go shopping with me.

You have to buy me food.

Okay, I'll buy food. Dessert, too. Yes, dessert.

You have to do more than buy me dessert.

I'll make you take me to the movies.

Okay, fine. Tell me if there's a movie that you want to watch.

I'll book the tickets.

You're doing great!

Smile for me!

Okay! You're so good!

Smile!

JAMBI STUDIO

I'm sorry.

I'll let it slide just this once.

You're new, so it's understandable that you make mistakes.

But you shouldn't let your work suffer because of your personal problems.

-Pardon? -Tell me. What are you stressing about?

Well, it's…

Nothing.

I don't think I should talk to you about it.

You'll know whom it's about.

Then how do you want to say it?

Don't mess it up by stressing about it alone.

Discuss it with me.

I'll pretend I don't know.

Well, the truth is…

I want to tell a certain someone

that I like her, but…

No, I can't.

Never mind.

-Eu-tteum. -Yes?

Come with me.

HAN I-SANG

HAN I-SANG

THE BABY JANG HA-RI

Hello?

-Are you at the studio? -Yes.

Well, then… I think the infertile couple

succeeded in getting pregnant.

That's great.

Right? Isn't it great?

So… Today's shoot will be of them confirming at the hospital.

They're worried that they may be wrong.

So I think we should make the shoot as comfortable as possible.

I understand. I'll be considerate of that.

How are you getting there?

It'll be uncomfortable to go together, right?

Well…

I'll go straight to the hospital. I have something to do first.

Okay.

I'll see you later then.

See you later.

-May I keep this here? -Sure.

Thank you.

Did you really see me as a man?

FERTILITY CLINIC

I heard the blood test showed high levels.

I'm sure you're right.

I had three miscarriages before

and the procedure failed, too.

So I'm afraid I'll jinx it if I get too happy.

I shouldn't say that either.

No unlucky statement

can overcome your desperation.

I'm sure it'll work out.

Do you see the womb here?

Congratulations. You really are pregnant.

Honey.

Thank you.

Thank you, doctor.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

It doesn't seem real yet.

I don't think I'll be relaxed until it's safe.

Let's just relax and be happy today.

I'll congratulate you freely as well.

Oh, my gosh.

When did you prepare a gift?

Honey, look at this. They'll really be this tiny, right?

I feel so weird.

I have something for you, too.

This is from me.

What is it?

I know it wasn't easy for me,

but I feel like it won't be that easy for you either.

Receive some energy from a successful case.

Thank you.

Is that tiny thing the baby?

Yes.

Isn't the baby handsome?

He or she will be very attractive.

The baby really is handsome.

The baby was created through such desperation,

so how could it not be pretty?

I can't tell you who it is.

Sure.

I did kind of tell her how I felt,

but I think I did it wrong.

So I got advice from people to do it right,

but that didn't work either.

I see. Have you been single all your life?

No. I've had people ask me out often.

But this is my first time asking.

I see.

I guess you've had many girlfriends.

Yes.

But none of them lasted very long.

They all say they develop anger issues if they date me.

I really don't get why.

I think I know.

Anyway, you must like her a lot.

Enough that you want to ask someone out for the first time.

Well, the truth is…

I'm not sure.

I did fall for her, but I'm not sure if it's love.

I think we'll have to go out first.

How irresponsible.

That's not right. Don't you agree?

Well…

I want to get to know her. Is it bad to ask her out then?

We need to go out and have feelings grow

until it becomes love.

Well, if that's how you feel,

you should try asking her out.

She'll say yes if you do exactly as I say.

-Write it down. -Okay.

-Okay. -Make a path out of candles.

Make a path out of candles.

Make a heart out of flowers and stand in the middle of it.

Make a heart out of flowers…

Don't do things like that.

What? Don't all women love things like this?

Will you blow out all 100 candles when you're done?

I would get lightheaded.

And do not do it in front of a lot of people.

I can't stand that.

They said to do it where there's a lot of people.

Those guys, seriously.

Then what should I do?

You don't need any of that.

A ring is all you need.

Cartior.

Cartior?

"One and Only Love."

They have serial numbers,

so mine is the only one in the entire world.

There's no need for words.

The ring says, "You're the only one."

Cartior.

Cartior.

The heart ring.

CARTIOR

It's 2.5 million won…

A ring has meaning.

It's not because of the brand name.

A woman wants to be the man's one and only love.

She just wants the man to promise that.

Promise.

That's a month's paycheck.

That has a 250 percent chance of success.

It'll look good here.

Do I finally get a ring?

-This? -I want my baby

-to pick this. -What's that?

To live comfortably.

What use is success and stuff like that?

Having a comfortable life is best.

If I were to be a little greedy, I'd say this one.

I hope she picks the stethoscope.

Don't push that.

-Do-a. -She's my child.

Food is the best.

-Look who's talking. -No way.

Health is the best.

-Health… -This one.

-My gosh, Do-a. Right? -But that's money.

Where will you do the doljabi?

When we take the pictures.

Did you order the first-birthday rice cakes?

Do we need rice cakes?

What will you dress her in?

This is pretty.

-He didn't prepare anything. -Goodness.

Oh, my gosh.

This is pretty, too.

Isn't it pretty?

The studio said they'd lend me everything.

What if none of them look good?

I'll dress her in something I have then.

Long underwear?

-Is that bad? -Why you…

Her first birthday photos will be with her all her life.

She should wear something pretty.

Okay. You'll look good in this. How pretty.

You're so ugly.

-What the hell? -Why do you look extra ugly today?

Do you want a fight? Here? Come at me.

Stop it. You look even more pathetic.

Go check out.

What the hell?

Wait right here. You're dead.

Give it to me.

Forget it. It's not heavy.

Why are you acting differently?

Give it to me.

Forget it. What's wrong with you?

Just push the stroller.

If you spent over 50,000 won,

you get a 100,000-won restaurant gift certificate.

Is this a lottery or something like that?

Show us the receipt that shows you spent at least 50,000 won.

It's for families of four. You just need to prove you're a family.

-Honey, the receipt. -Okay.

You took it. Good job, sweetheart.

We don't need a certificate to prove we're a family, do we?

Put down your number

and come with your family of four with the gift certificate.

You fill it out.

-Should I? Okay, honey. -Yes.

Okay, good.

They're not married.

Are you seriously pulling a scam just for free food?

That's it. Good.

What's this?

Give me Do-a and eat.

Do-a, come to Daddy.

Yes, come to Daddy. Good girl.

Do-a, Daddy can't use his hands because of you.

Try. You have two hands.

I can't use my hands right now.

And I'm starving.

Yummy.

Don't try so hard either, Mr. Han.

I don't think it's you either.

Unless you have an item that can defeat the king.

What's your problem?

He's buying us steaks.

Mr. Han knows as well.

Eu-tteum came out to us

that he's a king.

He must know since he read your column.

Furthermore,

she isn't interested in men.

She's after something else.

I know.

But…

will things change if I know?

WORKSHOPS AVAILABLE

Leathercraft.

I've never tried that before.

I've never tried this before.

Ha-ri.

Would you give me Leila's mom's number?

Okay. Leila's mom?

Hold on.

Leila.

So-yun, you said my planner

was at Jambi, right?

Yes. It was on the table in the corner.

But…

You looked in my planner,

didn't you?

Why didn't you get angry and yell at me?

I shouldn't get angry. You gave me five out of five for personality.

You need to get angry…

so that I can apologize.

I'm sorry for evaluating you like that.

I know I shouldn't evaluate people like that.

I had no expectations in men.

But I didn't see you only as a means to a goal.

I thought

the three of you

would understand and help me.

Even if you apologize and we make up,

I can't help you.

That's why I didn't get angry.

I know.

What I'm trying to say is,

I didn't understand

why you asked if I saw you as a man. That's why I couldn't answer.

To avoid making a mistake.

I meant nothing else by it.

I see you…

only as a man now.

-Ha-ri. -Not now.

Give me an answer when you can think only about your feelings.

Otherwise, you'll lose me.

Can't you give in at least once?

It's not like you're not interested.

Open your heart once in a while.

You can't hide your feelings.

I know I'm being a loser and a coward.

But tragically,

Ha-ri and I

have no hope.

I don't want kids,

but Ha-ri is fighting to have one.

It isn't about giving in and being considerate.

We just…

want different lives.

Life isn't a taxi.

It doesn't go wherever you want.

You must have shut the door to your heart after breaking up with In-a,

but it's all in the past.

Follow your heart.

Live like a cloud that moves with the wind.

I want to follow my heart

and be like ordinary couples

and grab Ha-ri's hand

that she's holding out.

I wanted to get carried away

and get closer to her

even if it was by mistake.

I wanted to hold

your hand, too.

I had sealed my heart because I didn't want to be hurt.

Adults are the ones who really need to be complimented.

Good job.

GOOD JOB

Don't cry.

When you cried like a baby,

you burrowed deep into my heart

and broke it.

The truth is, when we first met,

my determination never to love again…

crumbled helplessly.

I want to become happy

as much as you do.

I want to say how I feel

without holding back just as you do.

I know because I've been hurt before.

I'm not the only one who's hurt.

The other person hurts, too.

Even if you barge into my heart

and stir it up so much that I can't think straight,

all I have to do is ignore it.

As long as…

I don't get swept away again.

Why do we keep running into each other?

Why are you

always showing up?

It was really just coincidence.

Goodbye.

Why are you…

always so pretty?

What if I am pretty?

What comes next?

Has Project Pregnancy

successfully ended now?

But it's been a day.

It's too soon to talk about getting pregnant.

Ms. Jang, May I see your hand for a minute?

-Gosh. -What are you doing?

I hate that you're going out with that punk I-sang.

I've waited ten years for him.

If she finds out you like her in that way, Ha-ri will never talk to you again.

I wanted to donate it

because it was you.

But

I can't give it to you anymore.

Subtitle translation by: Jeong Lee