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You�smelt�Gap�Dream�at the�bar�the�other�night

and�that�got�you�hard as�old�sugar.

You�sparked�the�BBQ�with the�lid�still�down

and�turned�your�niece's�8th birthday�into�a�scene

from�the�Hurt�Locker.

Your�friend's�dad�called

your�sister's�pet�squirrel a�"bush�shrimp".

You've�come�to�the�conclusion that�if�she's�got�three

or�more�colours�in�her�hair, she's�offended�by�everything.

Your�pal�chose�the�urinal directly�beside�yours

which�gotcha�thinking�about�how he�always�wants�to�cross

your�arms�and�crack�your�back.

You�wanna�give�your�sweetie the�world

but�all�you�can�afford�is Edmonton.

And�really�you�shoulda�known

about�your�back�crackin'�pal 'cause�like,

one�time�he�wanted�to�do�it�when it�was�just�the�two�of�ya.

You'd�fuck�a�catcher's�mitt at�the�moment

is�not�the�answer�the�dude at�the�sex�shop

was�expecting�when�he�asked�ya how�you�were�doing.

Yeah�say�what�you�want�about CIS�teens,

they'll�build�you�a�great fuckin'�chapel.

It's�not�entirely�true�to�say you�got�catfished,

but�the�girl�did�have a�forehead�so�big,

she�could�light�a�dart�in the�shower.

Your�dog�ripped�a�fart so�thick,

you�could�hang�an�axe in�the�air�after.

You�don't�have�a�lady�in your�life�but�you�do�have�a�pal

who�blows�on�his�food to�cool�it�down,

so�tomato-tomahto.

Boy�you�sure�catch�a�lot�of�heat for�your�farmer's�tan

but�have�yous�never�seen�a roofer's�tan,�like,�holy�fuck.

Your�gal�wants�to�start�an OnlyFans�page,

but�even�Netflix�is�losing�subs

and�she�can't�compete�with Ozark.

Whole�world's�all�if's�and but's�at�the�moment.

But�if�if's�and�but's�were candy�and�nuts

you'd�have�nuts�where�your�butts were�before.

��

Youse�guys!

ALL: What?

Look�at�this.

-�Christ�in�heaven. -�What?

-�Look�at�this. -�Sweet�Lord�Almighty.

-�What? -�Look�at�this.

Um...

Wee�bit�of�trouble�reading then,�eh,�bud?

What's�it�say?!

Collect�yourselves.

This�could�very�easily�spirals into�hysterics,

if�we's�don't�practice stoicisms.

What's�it�say.

Tell�us�what�chip�is�the�best chip�of�all�time!

And�these�guys�will�let�you design�your�own�flavour�of�chip!

-�(Crowd�chattering) -�We�alls�knews�this�was�coming.

Well,�all�the�signs�were�there.

Wait! What�are�the�rules?

Yes.

Oh,�wee�bit�of�a�hard�time readin'�then,�eh,�bud?

Gimme,�gimme,�gimme!

"Only�classic Canadian�flavours,

"consisting�of�two�or�less ingredients�shall�be�considered.

"Plain,�salt�&�vinegar,�BBQ,

sour�cream�&�onion, dill�pickle...�ketchup."

Better�not�forget�those�fuckin' all-dressed�chips.

Wayne,�all-dressed�consists�of more�than�two�ingredients.

So�nows,�we're�shaming�chips�for being�too�dressed?

I'm�used�to�shaming�them�for not�being�dressed�enough.

Stewart.

"All-Dressed�chips shall�be�excluded!"

-�(Gasps�from�patrons) -�MAN:�Get�outta�here!

For�obvious reasons,�Wayne.

Excluding�the�chip�doesn't�stop it�from�being

the�greatest chip�of�all�time,�Dary.

Wayne,�this�is�no�time�for pride.�It's�bedlam�out�here.

No�one�loves�chips like�small�towns.

Not�one�other�tribe, nor�person,�nor�posse.

Yeah.�Offices�have their�water�coolers.

And�small�towns have�their�chip�bowls.

It's�a�place�where�friendships are�built

and�good�news�is�shared.

Those�waters�runs�deeps.

Six�generations�strong.

The�American�Revolutionarys�Wars was�in�no�smalls�parts�due

to�Great�Britain's�calling�chips crisps.

What�do�you�think�our�ancestors snacked�on

up�the�underground�railroad?

Everybody�knows,�the�War�of�1812 was�the�north�versus�the�south,

but�what�the�people�on the�front�lines�knew,

it�was�crinkle�cut�versus classic�cut.

Manifest�destiny�wasn't�even a�thing�until�Yanks�caught�wind

of�us�fuckin'�around�with�exotic flavours�up�here.

Youse�beens�awful�quiets through�all�this,�Waynes.

I'm�so�fired�up right�now,

I've�got�sweat�rollin'�down the�small�of�my�back

and�into�my�ass�crack.

It's�emotional.

But�someone's�gotta�stay�focused through�the�fuss.

Someone's�gotta�lead.

-�I�nominate�Stewart! -�I�nominate�anyone�else.

What�are�we gonna�do,�Wayne?

Only�thing�we�can�do.

Have�a�fishbowl discussion.

Come�on�now.

(Grunting)

Pretty�short�shorts�for�someone that�calls�himself�a�man.

You're�paying�a�lot�of�attention to�my�shorts

for�someone�who�calls himself�straight.

Time�to�take�a�good�look�in the�mirror,�bud.

That's�exactly what�I�thought.

What�is�this sorcery,�boys.

Look�at�this hocus-pocus.

New�program,�boys. We�wanna�look�like�porn�stars.

We're�gonna�look like�porn�stars.

-�You�already�kinda�do. -�You�already�kinda�do.

Really�though, you�already�kinda�do.

-�You�already�kinda�do. -�What�are�we�even�doing�here?

Seriously�though, youse�already�kinda�do.

BOTH: Thank�you,�Glen.

Oh,�that�was�confusing. That�was�not�a�compliment.

Because�you�look�like�straight male�porn�stars.

-�Pardon? -�Well,�you�know,

like�a�Shane�Diesel, or�a�Sean�Lawless.

Or�Johnny�Sins?

Jordi�el�Nino�Polla�or Juan�El�Caballo�Loco.

-�Gizmo�Osmond? -�Maybe�even�him.

Wait,�I'm�sorry,�Glen,

but�a�porn�star�is�a�porn�star is�a�porn�star.

(Snort�laughing) Not�when�it�comes

to�the�flawless�male�physique, it�t'ain't.

He's�right. Gays�hold�it�down�there.

Yeah. We�can't�argue�that.

Like�a�little�Johnny�Rapid? A�little�Buck�Richards?

Sure,�like�a�little�Pierce Paris,�or�a�little�JJ�Knight.

A�little�Max�Arion?

A�little�Liam�Cyber?

Yeah,�a�little�Calvin�Banks.

Li'l�Beaux�Banks. Li'l�Boomer�Banks.

A�little�Max�from Corbin�Fisher?

A�little�Dean from�Seancody?

A�little�Cocky�Boys?

Yeah,�a�little Guys�In�Sweatpants.

Li'l�Helix. Li'l�Bel�Ami.

Hey,�Glen?

Oh,�Hockey, I�forgot�about�you.

How�do�you�know�so�much�about gay,�male�porn�stars?

Pourquoi?

It's�just�that�we�know�why�Ron and�Dax�know�so�much

about�gay, male�porn�stars.

'Cause�we're�homos?

Not�sure�that's�PC but�you�said.

Gay�as�the�day�is�long.

All�new�levels�of�gay.

Straight�up�the�ass.

But�for�you�to�know�so�much about�gay�porn�stars...

Gay--�Gay male�porn�stars.

Yes,�for�you�to�know�so�much about�gay,�male�porn�stars,

it�would�suggest...

Uh,�that�I've�done�my�research? (Laughing)

Jonesy,�I'm�not�sure�if�this�is your�first�time

throwing�some�weights�around, but�in�the�fitness�community,

we�have�something called�goals.

We�also�have�a�little�thing called�fitspo.

So,�what�I�like�to�do is�I�set�my�goals,

I�gather�up�my�fitspo, and�then�I�go�about

trying�to�achieve�my�goals.

Par�example...

This...�is�my�fitspo. Okay?

So,�my�goal...

is�the�whole...

aesthetic.

Okay?�My�goal...

is�to�look... like�this.

Or�maybe�even a�little�bit�like�this.

Or,�if�I'm�lucky�I�get�to�and/or look�like�this.

-�Okay,�Glen. -�We�got�it,�buddy.

So,�if�everything's�clear,

you�guys�can�just�skedaddle on�out�of�here

and�I�can�get�back�to�my�goal of�looking�like�this!

BOTH:�O-kay.

We'll�take�it from�here,�fellas.

How�do�we�feel about�Austin�Wilde?

Well,�he's�no Christian�Wilde.

No�he�is�not.

(Crowd�chattering)

Simmer�down.

In�order�to�arrive�at the�conclusion

of�what�the�best�chip ever�is...

in�an�effort�to�be�able�to design�our�own�chip...

we�will�now�begin�a�closed fishbowl�discussion

on�the�matter,

and�let�the�chips�fall as�they�may.

Wayne.

You�wanna�know�what, here�I�go�now.

I�just�want�to�start by�saying�thanks�to�Gail

for�acting as�today's�moderator,

also,�for�assuming the�responsibility

of�booking�us�the�Ukrainian�Hall for�today's�event.

(Applauding)

Thank�you,�Gail.

'Kay.

Rules�for�today's�fishbowl discussion�are�simple.

I'll�introduce�flavours�of�chip one�by�one.

Peer�discussion�inside the�fishbowl�will�begin.

I,�and�only�I,�have�the�power�to move�on�to�the�next�flavour

of�chip.

In�conclusion�of�today's fishbowl�discussion,

the�best�chip�of�all�time�will be�determined�via�vote

by�show�of�hands.

We�begin.

Plain.

(Croup�mumbling,�talking�over each�other)

I--�I�submit:

that�chip�could�be�called plain...�or�regular.

How�would�youse�like�it�if someone�called�youse�regulars?

-�I�would�love�that! -�(Laughing)

I�mean,�to�be�called�regular�ol' Letterkenny�folk--

Anyhoo!

I'm�not�trying�to�take�anything away�from�the�chip.

-�He's�really�not. -�I�hopes�not.

I�would�also�offer,�calling the�chip�plain�is�misleading,

on�account�of�the�light�drizzle of�salt�adorning�the�chip.

Put�that�light�drizzle�of�salt up�against

any�other�flavour�of�chip for�me�real�quick�and,

I�mean,�I�think�we're�good�to move�this�along.

There�isn't�one�person�here who'd�take�the�plain�chip.

All�I'll�say.

I�actually�know a�few�people�who�would

and�I'm�not�going�to�name�names, but�I�ain't�one�of�'em.

-�I�am. -�(Gasping)

Dary.

And�I'll�say�this...

you�can�call�it�regular,

but�I�call�it�classic!

(Uproar�from�the�crowd)

GAIL:�Let�him�speak! Let�the�man�speak!

It�doesn't�need to�go�there.

It�never needs�to�go�there.

Youse�may�want�your�chips�all dolled�up�and�camera�ready...

I�just�want�a�chip�to�sit�on the�sofa�with...

catch�a�flick...

shoot�the�breeze.

-�But... -�But...

-�But-- -�But�fuck�it!

ROALD: (Quietly)�Yes.

Could�be�the�first�chip I�ever�had.

And�I'm�not�gonna turn�my�back�on�it.

'Cause�it's�never�turned its�back�on�me.

Waynes?�Youse�been�awful�quiets through�all�this.

Dary,�I�know�you�go�back�a�long way�back�with�the�chip.

-�So�do�you. -�So�do�I.

But�I�look�over�at�you�here, and...�like,

how�soon�we�forget, old�friend,

all�those�sleepovers, kindergarten�through�Grade�2,

you�and�me�used�to�add�a�couple things�into�a�bag�of�plain�chips

in�an�effort�to...�make�our�own homemade�chip.

Dary,�why�don't�you�tell the�group

what�those two�things�were.

-�Salt�and�vinegar. -�(Gasping)

What?

I'm�gonna�take some�air.

(Door�opening�and�closing)

With�the�salt�and�vinegar seed�planted,

we�will�gracefully�and�with composure�segue

into�salt�and�vinnies.

-�(All�talking�over�each�other) -�Damn�good�chip.

That�chip�won't�be pushed�around.

Why�do�you�think�Doritos�never fucked�with�it?

Corn�chips have�no�place�here!

-�Still�an�underdog. -�Always�beens�an�underdogs.

It's�enough�to�give�anyones an�attitudes.

It's�a�versatile�chip.

Expand�on that�please,�Rosie.

Throw�it�in�with�some�popcorn or�pretzels.

Pretzels, pretzel�sticks...

-�DARYL:�Peanut�M&M's. -�(Gasping)

DAN: He's�back.

(Crowd�whispering)

It�plays�by�the�rules.

Doesn't�try�to�steal the�spotlight.

It's�a�respectful�chip.

Shall�I�just�say what�everyone's�thinking?

-�Stewart. -�Roald.

If�you're�goings�where�I�thinks you're�goings,

I�suggests�you�holds your�tongue.

In�fact, I�strongly�suggests�it.

Stewart.�Proceed.

That�chip�is... inconsistent.

-�(Gasping) -�You�son�of�a�bitch!

I�have�relied�on�that�chips my�whole�life.

Which�chip,�Dan?

You�never�know�which�one you're�getting!

And�that's�the�problem.

You're�pulling�out�one

that's�maybe�a�little�too�salt and�vinegary.

Next�thing�you�know,

you've�got�one�that's�not�very salt�and�vinegary�at�all.

Gails,�I�sense�an�edge�of confrontations

in�the�gentleman's�tone.

One's�got�enough�salt�and vinegar�to�prune�your�lips

for�the�better�part of�48�hours,

and�the�next�one may�as�well�be...

-�Don't�you�dare. -�...regular.

-�Prepare�to�meet�your�maker! -�WAYNE:�Dan!

Why�don't�you�take some�air.

(Gentle�patting)

I�thinks I�will�take�some�airs.

(Stewart�chuckling)

(Squealing)

(Door�opening�closing)

BBQ!

(Chattering)

WOMAN: ...The�name�itself.

Hey,�Glen.

Hey,�Glenski.

Bert,�Ernie.

We�just�wanted�to�say,�like,�um, sorry�if�we�were�kinda�weird

earlier�when�you�were�able�to list�the�names

of�so�many�gay, male�porn�stars.

Yes�and�again�when�you�had a�gay,�male�porno�magazine

on�your�person.

You�know,�I�don't�know�how�what a�person�has�on�their�person

is�any�of�your�concern!

Exactly!�Exactly.

What�a�person�keeps on�their�person

is�none�of�anybody's�business, or�what�they�do

in�the�privacy of�their�own�home.

Yes,�I�mean�a�person's preferences

is�none�of anybody's�business.

So,�you�do�yo,�bro.

(Snort�laughing)

Do�you�mean�to�tell�me,

that�you've�never�been�watching a�porn�and�said�to�yourself,

huh,�my�gourd, that�man�or�young�adult

or�young�adult�portraying�an adolescent

or�actual�adolescent portraying�a�step-son

has�an�extraordinary physique?

No.

All�porn�stars�are�pretty shredded,

so�they're�pretty�much interchangeable

after�a�certain�point.

I�pretty�much�don't�even�notice the�dude�anymore.

Exactly!�I�don't�even�notice the�girl!

Although,�I'll�take�pause

to�acknowledge a�nice�wrench�though.

Yes,�if�he�has a�massive�wrench,

you've�gotta�pause for�a�stick�tap.

Gentlemen, we're�on�the�same�page,

we're�speaking�the�same language,

we're�driving the�same�direction.

So,�what�I'm�saying�is the�next�time�you're�looking

for�shredded�dudes for�your�fitspo,�maybe�think

about�switching�up�your�porn searches�a�little�wee�bit.

It's�good�to�mix it�up,�boys.

-�Great�to�mix�it�up. -�You�gotta�mix�it�up.

Well,�let's�mix�it�up.

What�are�we�even fuckin'�doin'�here?

What�is�wrong with�searching...

"massive�cock�drills�tiny�hole," huh?�What's�wrong�with�it.

Nothin',�buddy!

Then�what's�wrong�with searching...

"two�massive�cocks�drill tiny�hole,"�huh?

What's�wrong�with�it?

Not�a�thing in�the�world,�bro.

Okay,�well�then, what's�wrong�with

searching�"two�handsome, muscular�men�with�massive�cocks

not�touching�each�other�or anything,

but�definitely no�girls,"�huh?

-�What's�wrong�with�it. -�Nah--�Nah--�Nothing

What's�wrong�with�searching "two�handsome,�muscular�men

"with�massive�cocks�goin' all�the�way�with�each�other

with�no�one�else�around,"�huh? What's�wrong�with�it?!

-�Glen... -�Glen�are�you...

What?

Always�on�the�lookout for�long-lasting,

relentless,�repetitive,

high-intensity,

ads-free�fitspo?!

You're�GD�right�I�am!

-�Okay,�Glen. -�Okay,�Glen.

(Exhaling) Working�out�gets�me�real...

real�pumped�up, real�aggressive.

I�mean,�what�is�wrong

with�getting�your�prostate checked�a�couple�times�a�week

by�someone�who�is not�a�doctor,�huh?

What's�wrong�with�it?

(Door�opening�and�closing)

Dill�pickle.

-�(Chattering) -�Glad�I�came�back�for�this�one.

Good�chip.

About�time�this�thing�started heatin'�up.

Dill�pickle�Pringles. How�'bow�'dah?

How�'bout that's�not�a�chip.

Stewart?

It�is�a�Pringle, it's�not�a�chip.

I�think�you're�thinking�"It's not�a�chip,�it's�a�cracker."

I�think�you're�thinking�"It's not�a�cracker,�it's�a�Crispers."

It's�part�chip,�part�cracker, all�snack.

He's�right.

Pringles�didn't�have�the�same advantages�as�other�chip.

(Scoffing)�Pringles�have�more advantages�than�other�chip

for�the�packaging�alone.

Tube�of�chips�versus bag�of�chips.

Sounds�like�Pringles�might�be�in your�pocket.

Follow�the�moneys.

Pringles�didn't�have�the�same advantages

as�other�chip and�still�did�just�fine.

They�did�more�than�fine.

Pringles�packaging�brings�a whole�new�element�to�the�chip.

No�doubt.

Let's�the�chip�show�you�a�whole different�side�of�itself.

But�Rosie,�let�me�ask�you, might�that�be�called�privilege?

-�It�might. -�Oh?

Or�it�mightn't.

Well,�might�it or�mightn't�it?

No�one�can�argue�it's�a�chip that�knows�exactly�who�it�is.

Pretty�easy�for�a�chip�that's had�everything

handed�to�it�its�whole�life.

But�it�doesn't�carry�itself�that way.�That�matters�here!

ROALD:�Pringles�just�think they're�better�than�other�chip,

what�with�being�all�un-cracked and�the�same�shape.

You�could�argue�they're�setting an�unrealistic�standards

for�chips�everywhere.

The�topic is�dill�pickle.

You�ever�seen�a�family-sized pack�of�Pringles?

No.�'Cause�they�don't�get the�same�opportunities

as�other�chip. Never�did.

They�excluded�themselves�from that�conversation!

-�Oh! -�Oh,�but�since�you�asked,

Rosie,�oh,�what�do�you�think�a family-sized�pack

of--�of�Pringles�looks�like?

Three�tubes�stacked�on�top of�each�other?

I�was�thinking�three�tubes pressed�side�by�side.

You've�got�two�parents, two�to�three�kids

and�maybe�a�dog in�the�family�sedan,

you�really�think�there's�any room�for�those�options.

-�(Crowd�gasping) -�(Laughing)

Pringles�are�used�to�being left�behind.

I'll�take�some�air.

Rosie...

(Door�opens�and�closes)

The�topic is�dill�pickle.

Youse�been�awfully�quiets through�all�this,�Waynes.

DARYL: So�have�you,�Katy-Kat.

WAYNE:�(Quietly) ...should�say�something?

KATY:�(Quietly)�I�think�you should�say�something.

WAYNE:�(Quietly)�Think�I'd�like you�to�say�something.

KATY:�(Quietly)�I�think�you should�take�it.

-�WAYNE:�(Quietly)�You�sure? -�Take�it.

WAYNE: Okay.

We've�always�been�able�to�rely on�the�family�farm,�you�see.

A�number�of�years�back, we�had�a�rough�patch...

agriculturally.

Difficult�times.

Lot�of�'uncertainteh'.

Katy�had�to�get�a�job�in�town�to help�us�make�ends�meet.

And�every�night�I'd�drive�into town�there,

pick�her�up�'cause...

well,�that's�the�least I�could�do.

Hell�I'll�admit�it, I�was�hurtin'.

I�was�hurtin'�real�bad.

It�was�a�time�when�a�lot�of�men would�lose�themselves.

But�what�got�me�through�it�was the�pride�of�knowin'

that�every�night�when�she'd�go in�town�there�for�work,

she'd�know�exactly�who�was comin'�to�pick�her�up

eight�hours�later.

That's�me�and�bag�a�bag of�dill�picklers.

(Katy�exhaling)

Gonna�take�some�air.

I'd�take�a�wee�bit of�air,�too.

(Door�opening�and�closing)

It's�a�good�time...�for�all�of us�to�take�some�air.

(Crowd�chattering)

-�(Weights�clanking) -�(Grunting)

-�Glen. -�Glenski.

Hall,�Oates.

We�just�wanted

to�make�this�crystal clear�here,�boys.

We�weren't�scrambling�because anybody's�gay.

-�We're�gay. -�Gay�as�the�day�is�long.

-�All�new�levels�of�gay. -�Straight�up�the�ass.

-�Which�is�good. -�Which�is�great.

I�mean,�it's�great, whatever�you're�doing,

it's�great.

It's�all�great.

So,�even�if�you�were... gay...

JONESY: Or�are�gay.

Were�gay,�are�gay, plan�to�be�gay...

whatever�it�is...

-�It's�all�good. -�It's�all�great.

I�mean,�it's�great.

Whatever�you're�doing, it's�great.

W...we�were�just�wondering...

Glen...

You�know,�we've�been�pals�for a�long�time.

And�we�were just�wondering...

We've�been�pals�long�enough for--�you�can�tell�us

if�we're�out�of�line�too! Like�you--�just�go�for�it!

Okay,�but�from�one�pal to�another,

are�you...

I�was.

You�were?

I�am.

You�are?

And�I�plan�to�be!

...the�most�fitspired�fella�in this�whole�fitness�forum!

Who�is�with�me?

It's�none�of�our�business, buddy.

Can't�know�everything,�bro.

BOTH: We're�with�you.

Oh!�Good.

'Cause�it's�hard�to�stay fitspired.

I�need�good�fitspo.

-�You�betcha,�buddy. -�We're�here�to�help,�bro.

Even�if�it�means�searching: massive�cock�drills�tiny�hole?

-�Sure,�buddy. -�Even�if�it�means�searching:

two�massive�cocks drill�tiny�hole?

-�Whatever�it�takes,�buddy. -�Even�if�it�means�searching:

two�very�handsome,�muscular�men with�massive�cocks

who�aren't�touching�each�other,

but�there's�definitely no�girls�around?

I�can�help with�that�one,�buddy.

Even�if�it�means�searching: "two�handsome,�muscular�men

with�massive�cocks�just�going all�the�way�with�each�other,

while�the�rest�of�their fraternity�brothers

cheer�them�on and�drink�beer?

That's�right in�my�wheelhouse,�buddy.

Oh!�Good,�good,�good. Good!�Good!

Now...

which�of�you�non-doctors�feels like�giving�me�a�prostate�exam?

Sour�cream�and�onion!

(Crowd�grumbling)

You�mean�sour�cream�and untouchable?

Sour�cream and�unacceptable.

Well,�they're�sour�cream�and underappreciated.

Sour�cream�and�undeserving.

Pfft.�If�you're�sour�cream and�unintelligent.

Katy!

That�was�sour�cream and�unnecessary.

This�whole�things�is�getting sour�creams�and�uncomfortables.

Ketchup!

(Crowd�grows�louder)

Good�chip!

Gails,�you�gots�to�gets�control of�the�situation.

They're�gone,�Dan! I've�lost�them!

-�Wayne,�help�her! -�What?

This�is�the�chip�I've�been waiting�for!

This�is�my�moment!

Stewart!

Katy,�get�under your�chair!

What?�Dary,�you�get�under the�chair--

All�is�lost!

-�(Crowd�yelling) -�All�is�lost!

ROSIE: Did�you�say�something?

I�can't�hear�what you're�saying.

-�(Door�opening) -�(Crowd�goes�silent)

(Door�closing)

(Blitzen�Trapper�"The�Tree")

���When�your�love�rains�down, just�like�diamonds�all�around���

���A�strange and�changing�sound���

���A�transformation in�the�ground���

���The�great and�winding�tree���

���Splits�the�Earth from�sea�to�sea���

���And�my�lover comes�to�me���

���Bids�me follow�endlessly���

���As�she�laughs�and�starts to�climb���

���Through�the�branches and�the�binds���

���Through�the�tangle of�our�minds,���

���For�this�tree,�you�see, it�grows,�never�ending...���

Why�are�youse�all�here and�not�the�bar?

All-Dressed.

That's�the�chip. It�is�THE�chip.

I�mean,�it�really�is the�best�of�the�best.

I�mean,�what�are�we�talking about�here?

It's�a�mix�of�barbecues, ketchups,

sour�creams�&�onions, and�salts�&�vinegars.

There's�a�little�bit�of�all�of us�in�that�chip.

It�was�right�there�in�front�of us�this�whole�time.

Couldn't�see�the�forest for�the�trees.

Nothing�regular�about�it.

There's�no�dill�pickle in�there.

Dill�pickle�will�always�have a�place�in�our�hearts.

What�is�going on�here?

The�rules clearly�state:

All-�Dressed shall�be�excluded.

For�obvious�reasons,�Wayne.

Well,�Dary...

excluding�the�chip doesn't�stop�it

from�being�the�greatest�chip of�all�time.

Got�that�right, good�buddy.

It's�the�Brets�Harts�of�chips. The�best�there�is.

The�best�there�was. The�best�there�ever�wills�bes.

This�fishbowl�discussion�will now�be�closed.

There�will�be�no�vote via�show�of�hands

as�the�conclusion�for�the�best chip�of�all�time

has�been�drawn,

pursuit�of�designing�our�own flavour�of�chip

will�also�conclude.

Yeah,�but�the�chip�we'd�design, it--�it'd�be�like,

a�Caesar�flavoured�chip,

like�a�Bloody�Mary flavoured�chip.

I�think�that�that'd be�the�winner.

You�know,�I�think�we'd all�agree�on�that.

Everyone�knows�it.

I�mean,�a�chip�that�tastes�like Caesars?�Slam�dunk.

-�(All�agreeing) -�WAYNE:�You�can't�lose.

All-Dressed�though...

(Chuckling)

Got�everything�in�a�chip�you want�right�there.

Friendship. Feels�good.

Friend-chip? (Laughing)

Yo.

What�the�actual�fuck is�going�on�here.

(Glasvegas�"Geraldine")

��

���When�your�sparkle�evades your�soul���

���I'll�be�at�your�side to�console���

���When�you're�standing on�the�window�ledge���

���I'll�talk�you�back, back�from�the�edge���

���I�will�turn, I�will�turn�your�tide���

���Be�your�shepherd, I�swear�I'll�be�your�guide���

���When�you're�lost�in�the�deep and�darkest�place�around���

���May�my�words�walk�you�home safe�and�sound���

���Ooh���

���Ooh,�ooh���

���Ooh,�ooh...���

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