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♪ Terrible Tudors,
gorgeous Georgians, slimy Stuarts
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♪ Vile Victorians,
woeful wars, ferocious fights
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♪ Dingy castles, daring knights,
horrors that defy description
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♪ Cut-throat Celts, awful Egyptians,
vicious Vikings, cruel crimes
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♪ Punishment from ancient times
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♪ Romans, rotten, rank and ruthless
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♪ Cavemen,
savage, fearsome, toothless
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♪ Groovy Greeks, brainy sages,
mean and measly Middle Ages
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♪ Gory, ghastly, mean and cruel
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♪ Stuff they don't teach you
at school
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♪ The past is no longer a mystery
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♪ Welcome to...
Horrible Histories! ♪
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Horrible Histories presents...
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All right, guv'nor?
Things might look fun in the past,
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but it was often tough for us kids.
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And there were times when growing up
at all was a challenge.
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♪ If and when I grow up
MAMMOTH ROARS
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♪ I'll be big enough
to hunt the creatures
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♪ That we hunt and hope
they don't have me for lunch
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♪ If and when I grow up
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♪ It will be because the Plague
has somehow passed me by
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♪ Well, at least until next time
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♪ If we grow up
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♪ Childhood doesn't always
have a happy ending
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♪ Malnutrition and disease
are always trending
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♪ If we grow up
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♪ If and when I grow up
If and when I grow up
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♪ Then that must mean that
the tunnel cave-ins didn't get me
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♪ I might make it well past 20
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♪ Oh, I'll probably grow up
He will probably grow up
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♪ Cos they fixed the water
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♪ Rolled out smallpox vaccination
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♪ Stopped child labour exploitation
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♪ I might grow up
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♪ Finally, a happy ending
to this story
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♪ Medicine and please
clean the water for me
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♪ Still there's many, many places
that are poor, though
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♪ And the numbers who grow up there
are still too low
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♪ Still work to be done
Which I'll get the chance to do
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♪ When I grow up. ♪
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Things were definitely different
for us kids in the past.
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In my day,
back in the Victorian era,
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you had children cleaning chimneys
and running around warships
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carrying deadly piles of gunpowder.
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But our lives weren't always
so different from yours.
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We still had
annoying brothers and sisters.
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Even King Louis XIV of France
had some terrible fights
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with his little brother Philippe
when they were young.
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Oi! Imagine what it'd be like
to be their babysitter.
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Bonsoir, Monsieur de Villeroy.
Hope you're having a nice day off.
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Just checking in to let you know
that His Majesty King Louis XIV
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and his little brother Philippe
are playing perfectly together.
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There's just one small problem.
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They keep spitting
on each other's beds.
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Don't worry, Monsieur. I have
placed myself between their beds
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so that no more harm can be done.
Louis!
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After all, they're just little kids.
Louis!
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Everything is under control.
Philippe!
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I'll call you back.
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Bonsoir, Monsieur. Success!
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Philippe? The spitting has stopped.
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Philippe?
Now they just throw things.
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It's like at Lent when Philippe
threw a bowl of stew over the King!
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Where did you even get that?
It's not even lunchtime!
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Hurry back, Monsieur!
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If this goes on any longer,
I won't be surprised...
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Ah! What is this? More stew?
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Philippe!
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Ah, no! Wee-wee!
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Your Majesty, I am sorry
you have had to witness
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such disgraceful...
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Honestly, when you asked me
to babysit the King
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and I said, "Oui, oui,"
this is not what I had in mind.
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Of course,
being a royal child does mean
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you get some pretty awesome
presents.
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When Cleopatra and Mark Antony
had kids,
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they gave them whole countries.
It was during a grand ceremony
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known as
the Donations of Alexandria.
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All I got for my last birthday was
a turnip. It wasn't even wrapped.
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Hello, my babies. Caesarion,
get out of Daddy's throne, please.
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Um, not MY daddy.
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Good lad. Cheers for that. Thank
you. Now who wants presents?
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Me! Hurry up!
Just give me a present!
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Mark Antony, do the honours.
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A scroll? It's not vouchers, is it?
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The Parthian Empire.
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AUDIENCE: Ooh!
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The Parthian Empire stretches
from here all the way to here.
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APPLAUSE And you're getting Syria, Ptolemy.
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One of the wealthiest provinces,
Ptolemy. You'll be rich!
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Crete and Cyrenaica.
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Small, but stunning Mediterranean
lands, a stone's throw from home.
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Thanks, Daddy. And you can all go
and rule them. Cool!
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As soon as we've conquered
the rest of them. What?!
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You haven't conquered them all yet?
What am I getting?
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All the heavily-armed
barbarian lands to the north?
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We're making you King of Egypt.
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Really? Oh, great. I mean,
we actually control Egypt,
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so I haven't even
got to fight for that.
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"Still to be conquered"? Oh, no!
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Also as the son and heir
to Julius Caesar,
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you get Octavian's half
of the Roman Empire too.
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Doesn't Octavian, my adopted
brother, already rule that empire
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with, like, a lot of armies?
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Thanks for a territory controlled
by our most powerful enemy.
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And guess what I gave myself. I'm
going to carry on as Queen of Egypt.
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Didn't you just give me Egypt?
Yeah, you'll have to share.
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Unbelievable! So unfair.
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Hi. I'm King James II.
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When I was just 14,
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my dad, Charles I, was imprisoned
by parliamentary rebels
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and I was put under house arrest.
I had to make a daring escape,
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but what part of my getaway was
the most dangerous?
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Was it...
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Well, the answer is B.
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Dressing up as a girl.
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I did sneak out of the Palace
during a game of Hide-and-Seek
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and it was dead scary,
but the really dangerous part
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was dressing up.
When I got on the boat,
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the bargeman got suspicious
when I adjusted my tights.
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Apparently, I was doing it
in an unladylike manner.
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Oh! That's better.
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Unladylike, indeed!
BURPS
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So even if you were going to be
king, like young James,
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it didn't mean life was always
a bundle of laughs.
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When Edward VI was young,
his dad, Henry VIII,
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was so worried about him getting ill
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that he kept him
locked away in a palace.
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Everything around him had to be
constantly washed.
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Imagine that -
being stuck inside all day
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and having to wash everything
all the time.
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I bet things are so different
in your day.
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Daddy! You've come to see me!
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Yo! Big up the future Edward VI!
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My little Mini Me. I've brought you
a bunch of presents from everyone.
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Great! Can I go outside today?
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No chance! You might get ill again.
Oh, but I sneezed, like, once!
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I think it was just dust.
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Sorry, you're too precious.
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I can't risk anything happening
to my one male heir.
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Why do you think all your food
gets tasted first
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and everyone who visits gets washed?
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Not me! Everyone else.
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Now, stop moping. I should be
the one who's moping.
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You've cost me three wives
and a Pope!
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It's not my fault you were
so desperate for a male heir.
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Whatever! Just play
with all the friends I sent you.
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Friends?!
You sent me Sir William Sidney!
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SNORING
He's 64 years old!
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Do you know how bad he is
at hopscotch?
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Scotch? Maybe a small one.
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He's all right for a game of
scotchy! Has he been washed?
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Oh...!
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Pressie time! Oh, it's my favourite.
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Tapestries from me.
I got you the large.
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Wow! Not as large as that one.
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GROWLING
Aaaargh!
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Daddy, there was a bear inside!
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Wow! A fighting bear!
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That's cool. Still,
Health and Safety nightmare.
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Can someone wash the bear
before Eddie plays with it?
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I don't want it passing on a bug.
Aaaargh!
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Grow up! It's only a bear. You're
lucky we didn't get you a tiger.
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Actually, that sounds pretty rah.
Might put one on my Christmas list.
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I don't like it!
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OK, bored now. Lunch!
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'Course, not all historical parents
were as overprotective as Henry.
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Some of them thought you should be
really tough with your kids.
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And even Queen Victoria,
who had nine children
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and 42 grandchildren,
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didn't actually like them
when they were babies.
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Mummygram Chat.
Just some ordinary mums from history
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discussing mum things.
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Hello! All right?
Hello, you all right?
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It's so nice to see you all.
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I don't know how I'd cope
without our weekly chat.
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Not that I don't love
my ghastly children.
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So what does everybody
want to talk about?
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We're stuck on a name for our baby.
Stick or Leather Bottle?
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I love Stick. How about Whip?
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He'd be feeling one
from the ages of 7 to 30
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in his military training if he was
one of our Spartan babies. Yah!
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Victoria's a very popular name.
We'll go with Stick.
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I have a worry. Yesterday,
the children was being lazy,
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so I made them sleep on a damp floor
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with their hands and feet tied.
Gosh!
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I'm too soft, aren't I? No! Yes!
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Punishment is vital.
My son was punished today
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for being caught stealing. He's
meant to steal and not get caught.
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It's why we don't feed him enough -
to encourage stealing.
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What are you doing? Hah!
..Pregnancy exercises.
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We do this so that we may
give birth to more warriors.
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Well, frankly, I have had
quite enough of childbirth.
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Eew! A baby, indeed.
Babies, but they're so cute!
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Babies are adorable.
With their ickle lickle cheeks.
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Sweet. Oh, dear, I think that
might be time up on our chat.
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But we only just started.
Signal's gone! Can't hear you!
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Fine!
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Dave...here! Lunchtime!
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Eugh. The only thing worse
than talking about babies
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is looking at them.
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Being a kid in Queen Victoria's time
can be tough.
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You wouldn't believe
the jobs I've had.
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I was a scarecrow, a rat catcher,
and these days
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I rummage through the sewer
looking for things to sell.
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But there are some kids in history
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who've landed some brilliant jobs,
like Elagabalus,
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who became Roman Emperor
when he was just 14.
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Cool, Elagabalus!
Hey! I'm Elagabalus.
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And like any self-respecting
teenage emperor,
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except for the other ones -
boring! -
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I used my wealth and power
to prank people.
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But which of these were real pranks
I played on my subjects? Did I...
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Just for the bantz, baby!
PEOPLE SCREAMING
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Or did I...
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ROARS AND SCREAMS
Oh, classic.
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Or C, did I...
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..so that when people sat down
they fell on the floor
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making noises like they'd
let off a toga toaster?
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FARTING
Oh, good times.
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And the answer is...
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I did all of them!
Uh-oh. Legend alert.
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I am bare hilaire!
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It was top qual bantz like this that
kept me popular with Roman people.
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Oh, here come my Praetorian Guard.
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They love a practical joke, too.
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Oh, classic!
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They're pretending
they're going to assassinate me.
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You guys literally kill me.
Ow! Ah! Aaargh!
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Are you aged six and above?
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Like confined spaces
and total darkness?
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Them come work
in a Victorian coal mine!
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And you could earn as much
as 4p per day!
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AUDIENCE: Oooh!
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All you have to do
is start work at 4am,
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be lowered perilously into a mine
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and pull coal
like a tiny hairless horse.
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The Victorian mine -
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because sometimes the best miners
are minors!
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I didn't fancy being a miner,
but don't worry,
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life for us Victorian kids
got much better.
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Dr Barnardo set up his homes
to protect vulnerable kids
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and new laws stopped young children
being sent to work.
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And compulsory schooling was
introduced.
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Yeah, thanks, Queen Vicky.
You're welcome.
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Shame she didn't actually get on
with her own children, though.
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And she had nine of them. Awkward!
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Thanks for watching, everyone.
Enjoy growing up yourselves.
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See you later!
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♪ Meet my family
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♪ Nine children, my husband and me
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And I still look this good.
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♪ Meet my family
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♪ And I love them all equally... #
Well, maybe not Bertie.
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♪ My first child was
my namesake, Victoria
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♪ She learnt French from age one
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♪ Then
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♪ After hours of pain, I had Bertie
The crown prince of tantrums
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♪ Such a temper
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♪ Next came Alice, sensitive, caring
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♪ Jekyll to Bertie's Hyde
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♪ Then came Alfred, the daredevil
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♪ Who was the zaniest of all nine
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♪ Meet my family
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♪ Alfred climbs houses
and leaps streams
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♪ Since he was a baby!
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♪ Meet my family
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♪ My brooch is made
from Vicky's teeth!
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♪ Too much info?
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♪ Our fifth child is Princess Helena
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♪ Gifted in music and art
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♪ Then
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♪ Louise, who had
so much more talent
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♪ Outdid Helena from the start
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♪ Next came Arthur followed by Leo
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♪ Who's the fragile one
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♪ We had to really protect him
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♪ Cos his skin bruises like a plum
And that's not fun
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♪ Meet my family
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♪ Beatrice would always
take care of me
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♪ Number nine!
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♪ And that's my family
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♪ I love them unconditionally. ♪
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Apart from maybe Bertie because
he really was a bit of a brat.
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Oh, you're not wrong.
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Huh!
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This is burning! Whee! Hoo!
Come on, damn it.
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LAUGHTER
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♪ The past is no longer a mystery
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♪ Hope you enjoyed...
Horrible Histories! ♪
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