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Oh

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she got nothing short of an ass the last

thing how much

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chin set to b-flat medium-term on page

turner

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excuse me

excuse me

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milk the [ __ ]

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we have a squeaker today people Neiman

nineteen years old is DQ all right gang

whiplash

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stop Barker that is not your boyfriend's

dick do not come early skipping ahead

Bar 93 five six

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now this one really upsets me we have an

out-of-tune player before I go any

further would that player care to

identify himself maybe a bug flew in my

ear or 156

no no what years are fine we most

definitely have an out-of-tune player

whoever it is this is your last chance

you know you are playing out of tune and

are therefore deliberately sabotaging my

band or you do not know you're playing

out of tune which I'm afraid is even

worse reads five six and bones

five six and here tell me it's not you

Elmer Fudd

it's okay play do you think you're out

of tune what do you there's no [ __ ]

Mars bar down there I'm up here look at

me do you think you're out of tune then

why the [ __ ] didn't you say so

Jesus I have been carrying your fat ass

for too long Matt so I'm not gonna have

you cost this band the competition

because you can't keep your mind off a

[ __ ] happy meal and on-pitch it's

time congratulations you are no longer

alternate you are now fourth chair

trombone bets get the [ __ ] out for the

record Metz wasn't out of tune you were

Wallach but he didn't know and that's

bad enough all right take ten when we

get back the squeakers on

and no one you saw in there is worried

but there's a big difference this is

your first day

Mets have been dragging Mun for two

years besides you're no elmer fudd this

is a huge opportunity for you you know

that right yeah

their parents musicians no not really

what do they do well my dad is a writer

Oh what's he written uh well I guess

he's mainly it he's a teacher how much

I'm paying tonight what about your mom

what does she do

I don't know she left when I was a baby

so no players in the family now well you

just have to listen to the Great's then

Buddy Rich Jo Jones you know Charlie

Parker became bird because Jones threw a

cymbal at his head cried himself to

sleep that night but it made him bird

you see what I'm saying huh the keys

just relax okay

don't worry about the numbers or what

the other players think you here for a

reason you believe that right yeah

see tell me for a reason

okay

all right now have fun

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all right gang whiplash Neiman just do

your best okay

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okay little trouble there no problem so

let's pick it up to seventeen and five

six seven

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not my tempo okay five six seven

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downbeat on 18 okay five six seven the

and of four Bar 17 the and of four okay

and five six seven 17 the and of four

okay and then you're rushing a little

alright five six seven not quite my

tempo

oh good here we go five six seven sorry

you're dragging a little now here we go

all set five six ten you're rushing five

six seven

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dragging five six seven

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what do you suppose I just hurled the

chair in your head Neiman huh I don't

know if you do were you rushing or were

you dragging I don't know

start counting five six seven in four

damn it's 1 2 3 May 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 -

jaco was i rushing or was i dragging

Rogers dragging rush I don't know

start counting again 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 1 2

3 4 stop rushing or dragging so you do

know the difference if you deliberately

sabotage my band I will [ __ ] you like a

pig now are you a rusher or are you a

dragger or are you going to be on my

[ __ ] time I'm gonna be on your time

what is this thing a quarter note 104

give me a 104 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 1 2 key

Christ I did not know they allowed

retards into Shaffer am I to believe

that you you cannot [ __ ] read tempo

can you even read music the [ __ ] is this

it's a half note what is this it's a

dotted 68 weed this measure Papa Papa

Papa oh man are you in a [ __ ]

acapella group play the goddamn set

now answering my question were you

rushing or were you dragging answer me

crushing look at me dear God is that a

tear are you one of those single-tear

people do I look like a double [ __ ]

rainbow to you I'm [ __ ] upset are you

right now I'm not upset oh so you don't

give a [ __ ] about anything I just give a

[ __ ] so are you are upset or are you not

yes for [ __ ] no I am yes

you are upset yes I am Sam I am upset

say it so the whole band can hear you

say it so the whole [ __ ] band you

were a dick Lester endlessly

faggot-lipped [ __ ] piece of [ __ ]

whose mommy ran out on Daddy because she

found out he wasn't eugene o'neill

and who is now weeping and slobbering

all over my drum kit so for the last

fatherfucking time say it louder Carl

start practicing harder Neiman all right

gang whiplash bar 115 to the end

five six and

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