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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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I'm telling you, Dave, you are gonna
love this place, man.
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Elmo's is crab cake heaven.
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Well, not for the crabs.
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Okay, what did we agree
about you saying things?
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"Don't say things."
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Elmo's is not just another restaurant,
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it's a Pasadena institution.
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Well, why haven't I heard of it?
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Because we don't want
tourists to ruin it.
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It's for locals only.
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I'm finally a local.
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Eh-eh...
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What the hell?
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Welcome to Doggy Howser's.
How can I help you today?
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Yeah, you can tell me what
the hell happened to Elmo's.
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Who's Elmo?
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Elmo's made the best crab cakes in town,
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and it was right here.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I can't help you,
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but sometimes old, sad places close
and become new fun things.
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So... this is a pet shop now?
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It's a pet spa.
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A pet spa is not a thing.
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Well, fur babies need pampering, too.
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Our special this month
is a blueberry facial.
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Good Lord.
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Is that dog in a bathrobe?
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He's just out of the cold plunge.
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Ah.
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That is adorable.
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I can't believe it, man.
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Elmo's is gone. Just like that.
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Well, we've been here for two years.
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Two years? Calvin, I thought you said
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you were a regular at Elmo's.
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Well, I was a regular,
but I wasn't a regular regular.
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Lady, it's a dog. Let it walk.
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Come on, Dave. We're out of here.
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Would you like a blueberry?
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- Ooh, love one.
- Don't you dare.
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.MY-SUBS.com -
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It's not right. Elmo's was a beloved
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neighborhood institution.
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Yeah, but when was the last time
you actually ate there, Pop?
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I shouldn't have to eat
crab cakes every day
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to keep a place from closing.
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I just hate that we're losing
all of our small businesses.
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Ah, thanks, Mo. I'll see you tomorrow.
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You see that, Dave?
You're part of the problem.
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Ordering stuff online is killing
all the local businesses.
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Hmm. You know what, you're right.
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Oh, no, please.
You can't stop progress, Pop.
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Like when you told me to stop growing
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so you didn't have to buy me pants.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Malcolm.
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I bought you some tube socks.
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Mom, I'm a grown man,
I don't need you to...
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Wow, these are soft.
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What is all this?
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Oh, we went to Cost Warehouse
for a few things
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and bought a few other things.
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Oh, uh, maybe make two trips, sweetie.
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See, we didn't used to have to drive
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all the way across town to a store
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the size of a football stadium
to buy stuff.
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We used to get
everything we needed locally,
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right here at
Mr. Friendly's Bargain Mart.
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Oh, that place on Orange Grove
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- with the cute little kitty.
- Mm-hmm.
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Mr. Friendly's?
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Yeah, Mr. Friendly's had character.
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I used to take the boys there
when they were younger
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for ice cream sundaes,
back to school clothes.
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Marty would sit and read
the magazines for hours.
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Can someone please get the door?
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You know, it's a shame
Wanda's Beauty Supply closed.
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You know, my edges
haven't been the same since.
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If we're not careful, Friendly's
is going to be the next one to go.
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My fingers are numb!
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You know what we should do
is get people to understand
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that they can get anything they want
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right here in this
neighborhood on Orange Grove.
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Starting with Friendly's,
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then the Tip-Top Pharmacy,
Cavanaugh's Sporting Goods,
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even that dry cleaner's that's
only open from 12:00 to 2:00.
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Let's do it. No more big box stores.
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No more shopping online either.
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Right, Gemma?
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Oh, uh, uh, yeah. I'm in.
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Less shopping online.
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No... No. No shopping online.
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Absolutely. Unless it's much cheaper.
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Or I'm really busy, or it's super cute,
or I'm too tired to drive.
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No... Gemma, I don't think
you know what's at stake here.
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We are locals now.
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Eh...
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Hey. Hey, y'all know that new
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Mexican-Japanese rice ice cream chain?
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Mucho Mochi? Your boy got some.
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That's not local.
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I was on a wait list for those.
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Maybe it's not so bad.
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Hey... Oh, damn.
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My eyes are burning.
What is that terrible smell?
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Is it that awful?
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You might have to leave
your couch outside for a week.
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Is this why you texted me?
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Yes. I need help.
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I'm a disaster in the kitchen.
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Okay, okay.
So, just walk me through what you did.
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Well, I followed this recipe, and
it said put in four cloves of garlic.
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Honey, that's a bulb.
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This is a clove.
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How do you know that?
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How do you not know that?
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Because I'm hopeless, okay?
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And Marty, he loves your lasagna.
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I just wanted to make
something special for him.
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Okay, here's what we're going to do.
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This week, I'm going to
teach you how to make lasagna.
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Oh, I couldn't ask you to do that.
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Oh, no, you don't have to ask.
You're family now.
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But first, we need to
throw this thing out.
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Not in the garbage.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Put it in your trunk.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Drive to Riverside.
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And then drive with the trunk open.
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All right.
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Oh.
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- Hey-hey.
- Delivery. I need a signature.
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Okay. I'm not expecting anything...
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That's okay. It's fine. Just sign.
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Gemma, what's going on?
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It's fine. It's for me.
But it came here.
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I must have screwed up the addresses.
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Thank you... for your service.
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Uh, Gemma, you accidentally
had a package sent to my house?
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Crazy, right?
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It's so embarrassing. What a goof.
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It's like... It's like when you're a kid
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and you call the teacher "Mommy."
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It's almost nothing like that.
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Okay, I ordered some things online,
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and I don't want Dave to know.
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Oh, right, because
of the whole "buy local" thing.
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Yes, but shipping is free
and it comes the next day.
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I'm so ashamed.
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- Can it be our secret?
- Oh, Gemma, I don't know...
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It's no big deal. Everybody does it.
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I feel so dirty. It's not you, it's me.
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Who said it was me?
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Oh, this place is charming.
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Oh, look, they have
an old-fashioned soda fountain.
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This place hasn't changed a bit.
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Oh, good Lord, is that
the cute orange cat?
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Can I pet you, little kitty?
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Oh!
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No, I can't.
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Oh, hello, sir.
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Uh, I don't know if you remember me,
but I'm Calvin Butler.
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I don't take any bills bigger than a 20.
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You see that? So down-to-earth.
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And none of that Apple Pay garbage.
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The kids think because
they point their phone
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at my register, I get my money.
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Trust me, I agree with you.
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No, but we are here to put these signs
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in people's windows to encourage
customers to shop local.
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There's no room.
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Well, maybe we can take down
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that Billy Dee Williams
Colt 45 poster from 1989.
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Excuse me, sir,
do you have any shallots?
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Use an onion. Same thing.
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Do you have any onions?
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No.
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Sir, it's gonna be great.
We are encouraging people to shop local
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to support local businesses
like yourself.
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I mean, we've got petitions,
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we're doing social media.
It's going to be fantastic.
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Okay, how much is this gonna cost me?
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It's free.
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Go crazy.
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Is that hair?
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Ew, yup. That is a bag of human hair.
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So I take it that's
the hair-slash-pastry section?
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See there? You can get everything here.
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Baby, I can't find anything on my list.
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Well, I found everything on mine.
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Got orange juice, paper plates,
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even found a pack
of batteries, size "B."
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I've never heard of "B" batteries.
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And you call yourself a scientist.
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Baby, this orange juice is $11.99.
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And a price I am happy to pay
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because the money
stays in the community.
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Mm-hmm.
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I live in Tarzana.
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Hey, Calvin, uh, are we sure this place
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should be at the top of our "save" list?
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Or, I don't know, even on it?
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Yes, Dave.
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This guy is a small
business owner like myself.
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If we don't support him, how do I expect
people to support me?
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Hey, I remember you.
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You're little Marty Butler.
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Oh, yes I am.
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Yeah, you used to look at
the ladies in the Cosmo.
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Well, I-I-I don't... I don't...
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I don't think that was me.
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Yeah, I know it was you,
you little freak.
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What part of "banned for life"
don't you understand?
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Really, Marty? Cosmo?
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If you would've just
looked in the shoebox
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in the back of my closet,
you would've found a gold mine.
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Are we alone?
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Yes, we are alone.
I assume you're here for your box.
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Thank you, Malcolm.
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I know this isn't right.
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I cannot believe I have to say this,
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but, Gemma, we have got to
stop meeting like this.
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Don't you think I know that?
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This isn't us. This isn't who we are.
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What you mean "we"? You promised Dave...
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I know what I promised Dave.
But I have needs.
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Ooh, good, a Waterpik.
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Doing all this for a Waterpik?
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It was 30% off, and gum
disease runs in my family.
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I've got to get home
before Dave notices I'm gone.
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You know, you could
at least stay for coffee!
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Hi, I'm Calvin Butler
of Calvin's Pit Stop,
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and I'm here at Friendly's
Market, keeping it local,
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just one of the businesses
we need to rally behind.
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And this ice cream is delish.
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Hey. Hey, no unaccompanied minors. Out.
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Oh, Mr. Friendly, he's with us.
Cut, Grover.
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Yeah, Mr. Friendly, Grover is
making a video about your store,
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that he is going to blast off
to his hundreds of followers.
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58,000.
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I'm still not capable
of processing that.
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Look, we got it, okay?
Go ahead, Grover. Roll it.
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Here we go.
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Do you remember the days
of the corner store?
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Well, Friendly Markets does.
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Look at this Christmas-themed menorah.
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Yes, and these: 100 live lady bugs.
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They're sleeping.
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Hey, kitty.
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Look, he's lounging
where they keep the meat.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Grover, don't-don't film that.
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00:12:27,929 --> 00:12:31,165
Shoo, kitty. Get out. Go on. Go on, now.
251
00:12:31,341 --> 00:12:34,544
This place has history and charm,
252
00:12:34,644 --> 00:12:37,181
and if we don't support it,
we'll just end up
253
00:12:37,281 --> 00:12:41,418
with another Chipotle
or Mucho Mochi on this corner.
254
00:12:41,518 --> 00:12:45,874
So come on down and support
all the local businesses
255
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,567
right here on Orange Grove.
256
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,628
Right, Mr. Friendly?
257
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,328
Wha...
258
00:12:51,428 --> 00:12:52,862
I don't want any trouble.
259
00:12:55,635 --> 00:12:58,671
Okay, so your noodles are on,
260
00:12:58,696 --> 00:13:00,980
and you are ready
to start making lasagna,
261
00:13:01,005 --> 00:13:02,506
the layer cake of pasta.
262
00:13:02,606 --> 00:13:04,174
Mmm. All right.
263
00:13:04,199 --> 00:13:05,800
Let's start with the mozzarella.
264
00:13:05,976 --> 00:13:07,077
How much?
265
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,812
Not too much, but enough.
266
00:13:09,846 --> 00:13:12,582
Uh-huh. Now let's add some Parmesan.
267
00:13:12,682 --> 00:13:13,717
How much?
268
00:13:13,817 --> 00:13:15,185
Mmm, just enough.
269
00:13:15,285 --> 00:13:18,188
Ah, yes.
270
00:13:18,288 --> 00:13:19,956
Okay, now add a little nutmeg.
271
00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,526
Eh, a little more.
272
00:13:23,293 --> 00:13:26,363
Eh, just a little more, you know.
You don't have to be scared of it.
273
00:13:26,463 --> 00:13:27,864
But don't overdo it!
274
00:13:29,399 --> 00:13:31,835
Don't overdo it.
Okay, here, let me show you.
275
00:13:31,935 --> 00:13:34,538
See? Boop, boop.
276
00:13:34,638 --> 00:13:36,106
You don't use a cookbook?
277
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:37,707
Nope, it's all up in here.
278
00:13:37,807 --> 00:13:41,111
Okay, now, let's add a plop of
279
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:42,446
Ricotta.
280
00:13:42,546 --> 00:13:45,282
- How much is a plop?
- Two dollops.
281
00:13:50,154 --> 00:13:51,688
- Let me show you. Just...
- Okay.
282
00:13:51,788 --> 00:13:55,632
Oh, looks like our pasta is ready.
283
00:13:55,657 --> 00:13:57,202
All right. Okay.
284
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:59,296
Excuse me, excuse me.
Very hot, very hot.
285
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,615
Coming through, coming through. Okay.
286
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,309
Oh, whoa. Look at that texture.
287
00:14:04,334 --> 00:14:06,036
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You see that?
288
00:14:06,061 --> 00:14:08,097
Oh, wait a minute, I need an egg.
289
00:14:08,122 --> 00:14:10,024
Okay, let me get an egg, please.
290
00:14:10,274 --> 00:14:13,043
I've got an egg right here.
Okay, now all we...
291
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:16,946
Meat sauce looks like
it's almost ready. Okay.
292
00:14:17,047 --> 00:14:20,750
All we need to do is add oil to the pan,
and we are cooking.
293
00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:22,018
Yes, we are.
294
00:14:22,119 --> 00:14:24,454
Oh, gosh, thank you so much.
295
00:14:24,554 --> 00:14:26,523
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
296
00:14:28,292 --> 00:14:29,826
You guys should've seen it.
297
00:14:29,926 --> 00:14:32,162
The Friendly Market was thriving.
298
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:33,363
Oh, that's great.
299
00:14:33,463 --> 00:14:36,300
Yeah, my man Grover
posted the videos he made,
300
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,834
and they are blowing up.
301
00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:40,437
Oh, yeah. You know the old orange cat?
302
00:14:40,537 --> 00:14:43,373
People are going crazy for the
one of him sleeping in the deli case.
303
00:14:43,473 --> 00:14:45,675
They're calling him "Cold Cut Cat."
304
00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:49,521
It's huge. I've almost got as many likes
305
00:14:49,546 --> 00:14:51,915
as the least popular guy in BTS.
306
00:14:53,090 --> 00:14:55,727
Hipsters were lined up
to take a selfie with the cat.
307
00:14:55,752 --> 00:14:58,614
One of them got Mr. Friendly to smile,
308
00:14:58,639 --> 00:15:01,174
and he was not happy about it.
309
00:15:02,592 --> 00:15:04,027
Dinner is served.
310
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:06,830
Oh, this smells good.
311
00:15:06,930 --> 00:15:10,267
Yes, my beautiful, talented fiancée
312
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,469
has made her first lasagna.
313
00:15:12,569 --> 00:15:14,871
And she did it all by herself.
314
00:15:18,175 --> 00:15:19,509
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
315
00:15:19,609 --> 00:15:22,078
Um, this is incredible, Necie.
316
00:15:22,179 --> 00:15:23,880
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, thanks.
317
00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:24,981
This is amazing.
318
00:15:25,081 --> 00:15:27,484
I mean, this tastes
just like my mama makes.
319
00:15:29,153 --> 00:15:32,406
Mama, you the champ, but
Necie could give you some tips, girl.
320
00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:37,264
No, I can't. I didn't make it.
321
00:15:37,289 --> 00:15:40,172
Miss Tina made it. I didn't do anything.
322
00:15:40,197 --> 00:15:42,466
No, no, no. You preheated the oven.
323
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,768
That's the most important 20 minutes.
324
00:15:45,735 --> 00:15:47,204
Marty, I can't cook.
325
00:15:47,304 --> 00:15:49,956
I made a lasagna,
I had to drive it to the dump.
326
00:15:49,981 --> 00:15:52,717
No, no, no, no. It's okay, babe.
327
00:15:52,742 --> 00:15:55,912
You know my two favorite things
are you and takeout.
328
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:03,653
Oh, of course.
329
00:16:04,921 --> 00:16:06,590
- Malcolm?
- Huh?
330
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,934
Are you ordering stuff online?
331
00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:11,328
Uh, apparently.
332
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:16,300
Uh, yes, yes. I ordered this.
I broke the pledge.
333
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,669
I was weak, but now, Father,
I have learned my lesson,
334
00:16:19,694 --> 00:16:21,355
so I'd rather
forget about it and move on.
335
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:22,481
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
336
00:16:22,506 --> 00:16:25,409
Wow.
337
00:16:25,509 --> 00:16:28,512
You broke the pledge.
338
00:16:28,537 --> 00:16:30,905
It be your own people.
339
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,048
We all make mistakes. Let's move on.
340
00:16:33,073 --> 00:16:35,142
My salad's getting cold.
341
00:16:36,187 --> 00:16:39,055
Well, hold on, honey. What's going on?
342
00:16:39,155 --> 00:16:43,027
Malcolm got a box.
Let's not make a federal case of it.
343
00:16:44,361 --> 00:16:47,597
Okay, well, Malcolm...
344
00:16:47,697 --> 00:16:49,433
why don't you open it?
345
00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:52,035
Uh, I would rather not, Dave.
346
00:16:52,135 --> 00:16:54,804
I said open it.
347
00:16:55,772 --> 00:16:57,907
Yeah, what is it?
348
00:16:58,007 --> 00:17:00,910
- Uh...
- That's a good question, Calvin.
349
00:17:01,911 --> 00:17:04,448
Malcolm, what is it?
350
00:17:04,548 --> 00:17:07,145
- Leave him alone!
- Uh, it is...
351
00:17:08,084 --> 00:17:11,020
It is obviously a...
352
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:14,491
gold mini rock roller thing, Dave.
353
00:17:14,591 --> 00:17:16,192
Ha.
354
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:20,196
- Huh. Use it.
- Huh?
355
00:17:21,465 --> 00:17:23,900
Well, Malcolm, you ordered it.
356
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,635
Use it.
357
00:17:35,111 --> 00:17:36,212
I knew it!
358
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:41,084
Look, will you just tell him, Gemma?
359
00:17:41,184 --> 00:17:44,120
I ordered it, okay?
It's a jade facial roller.
360
00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:47,324
It reduces fine lines and puffiness.
361
00:17:47,424 --> 00:17:49,526
I never meant to hurt you.
362
00:17:51,094 --> 00:17:53,697
My wife and my best friend's son.
363
00:17:54,498 --> 00:17:56,933
I can't believe you'd do me like this.
364
00:17:57,033 --> 00:17:58,902
Wait a minute. I'm the victim here.
365
00:17:59,002 --> 00:18:01,831
I'm the one who got used.
Look, Pop, back me up on this.
366
00:18:01,856 --> 00:18:03,424
Shame on you, Malcolm.
367
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:07,076
Shame, shame, shame.
368
00:18:12,148 --> 00:18:14,451
Mr. Friendly, what's going on?
Where are the crowds?
369
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,285
We're closed. Permanently.
370
00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:18,388
What? What happened?
The place was mobbed.
371
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,657
Thousands of people
must have seen that cat video.
372
00:18:20,757 --> 00:18:22,892
Heh. Well, so did the health department.
373
00:18:22,992 --> 00:18:26,262
All of a sudden, you can't let
your cat sleep in the deli case?
374
00:18:26,363 --> 00:18:29,032
Well, uh... you could never do that.
375
00:18:29,132 --> 00:18:32,001
No, but you can give a dog
a blueberry facial.
376
00:18:32,101 --> 00:18:34,170
What kind of world is this?
377
00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:36,740
We're sorry, Mr. Friendly.
We were just trying to help.
378
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,107
Well, you did.
379
00:18:38,132 --> 00:18:39,934
Some young women
from the west side came over
380
00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:41,961
after they saw the video, and
they want to lease the place.
381
00:18:41,986 --> 00:18:45,990
They're turning it into
something called Mucho Mochi.
382
00:18:46,015 --> 00:18:47,484
Damn it.
383
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:50,487
Another neighborhood classic, just gone.
384
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,406
I can't believe you're not upset.
385
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:54,706
Why would I be? I own the building.
386
00:18:54,731 --> 00:18:57,499
I just ran the store
'cause I'm a people person.
387
00:18:58,462 --> 00:19:00,196
Eh...
388
00:19:00,296 --> 00:19:03,199
Well, since we're closed,
help yourself to whatever you want.
389
00:19:03,299 --> 00:19:05,134
Hey, take some salami.
390
00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:08,638
Nah.
391
00:19:08,738 --> 00:19:10,874
I don't want to wake up the cat.
392
00:19:17,146 --> 00:19:19,583
Hurry up, Calvin. We're hungry.
393
00:19:19,683 --> 00:19:21,150
Okay, babe, where we going?
394
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,819
Akbar's Lobster Pot.
395
00:19:22,919 --> 00:19:25,288
Akbar is so grateful to you
for supporting his restaurant
396
00:19:25,389 --> 00:19:27,624
with your campaign,
he is comping dinner.
397
00:19:27,724 --> 00:19:29,192
Well, all right.
398
00:19:29,292 --> 00:19:32,462
Comped is how I like my lobster.
399
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:36,500
Ooh, and this afternoon,
I bought some yarn at Donna's Yarn Barn.
400
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,869
Wrong color, overpriced,
but fighting the good fight.
401
00:19:41,270 --> 00:19:43,172
You know, I've never
been prouder of you.
402
00:19:43,272 --> 00:19:45,008
Really?
403
00:19:45,108 --> 00:19:48,412
Master's degree? Childbirth?
404
00:19:48,512 --> 00:19:51,381
Okay. All right, all right, let's go.
405
00:19:51,406 --> 00:19:53,386
All right. Oh, let me
just lock up real quick.
406
00:19:53,411 --> 00:19:54,646
Okay.
407
00:19:57,549 --> 00:19:59,917
Excuse me, are you Calvin Butler?
408
00:19:59,942 --> 00:20:01,566
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. We're closing up.
409
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,793
Jake Walker. Thaxton Capital Partners.
410
00:20:03,893 --> 00:20:06,430
We'd like to make you an offer
to buy out your property.
411
00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:10,299
What? Sorry, but, uh, it's not for sale.
412
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,602
It's a very generous offer.
413
00:20:12,702 --> 00:20:14,538
I don't care how generous it is.
414
00:20:14,638 --> 00:20:16,372
Like I said, I'm not interested.
415
00:20:16,473 --> 00:20:19,509
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a date with a free lobster.
416
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,277
Why don't you look at the offer?
417
00:20:21,377 --> 00:20:25,048
You could be eating lobster every day
for the rest of your life.
418
00:20:25,148 --> 00:20:27,216
I don't like lobster that much.
419
00:20:28,017 --> 00:20:30,454
If you change your mind,
the offer's in there.
420
00:20:31,058 --> 00:20:32,230
Good meeting you, Mr. Butler.
421
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:35,592
Good luck with the next sucker, sucker.
422
00:20:39,429 --> 00:20:42,165
Come on, Calvin. I'm starving.
423
00:20:42,265 --> 00:20:46,035
Those lobsters aren't going to
drip butter on themselves.
424
00:20:46,135 --> 00:20:47,437
What's that?
425
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:49,906
Nothing.
426
00:20:50,006 --> 00:20:51,274
Come on, girl.
427
00:20:51,374 --> 00:20:54,310
I'm gonna drip some butter
on your lobster tail.
428
00:20:56,365 --> 00:21:00,365
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