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[Narrator] Tyler County, USA.

A funny car race is in progress.

A bright, young driver named Shaggy manoeuvres for the lead ...

... in his Double-Dyno Turbo Blaster.

Assisted by his faithful companions, Scooby-Doo and Scrappy, ...

... and cheered on by his adoring but liberated girlfriend, Googie.

Go, Shaggy, go! Don't be a bust!

Leave all the other guys in the dust!

Yay, Shaggy!

Okay, Scoob, hit the skinny switch.

Coming through!

[Crowd cheers]

Go, Shaggy, go! Keep up the pace!

Go all the way and win the race!

Yay!

[Sniggering]

Come on! Get that bucket of scrap out of the way!

Scrap, huh? Well, chew on these scraps, little big-mouth!

Yikes, like, it's time to split guys.

And I mean split!

Gotcha!

What? Hey!

[Crowd cheers]

Way to go, Shaggy! Give it the gun!

You're gonna finish Number 1!

Yay, Shaggy!

[Narrator] Only one car between Shaggy's car and victory.

But, wait! What's this?

Oh no! It's the Steam-Powered Grease-Grinder!

It looks hopeless for our heroes...

But, wait!

Okay, gang, like, let's do the drill bit!

[Crowd cheers]

[Narrator] And so, as the Tyler County crowd cheers ...

... our young hero, Shaggy, accepts the winner's trophy from Googie.

At this exact moment the scene shifts from a bright, happy race ...

... in Tyler County, USA, to darkest, deepest Transylvania ...

... horrific home of the World's most evil menace ...

... Count Dracula.

Where a meeting of all the monsters of his realm is being held.

What has this creepy, crawly conclave ...

... got to do with a young, American race-car driver?

This is our story.

- What, no werewolf? - What happened to him?

- Where is he? - Yes, Wolfgang, where is the werewolf?

A thousand pardons, master.

Stop that, you snivelling little cape-kisser ...

... and tell me where the werewolf went.

He's in Florida, Your Majesty. He sent this postcard.

Hmmm.

"Dear Drac, having a wonderful time in retirement ...

... glad you're not here, Wolfie"

Bah!

How dare he retire just before the Monster Road Rally!

He knows all the monsters in my realm have to be in the race.

That's right.

How can we pick a monster of the year without a werewolf?

And how can I offer all those wonderful prizes?

Wonderful prizes?

Wonderful prizes is right.

Just for entering the race, all of our monster contestants ...

... will receive their very own Slimy Spa!

[Excited exclamations]

[Vanna Pira] That's right.

It's custom made of real wormwood ...

... and it comes with a year's supply of real worms.

From Slimy Products.

Remember, if it makes your flesh crawl, it's a Slimy!

And that's only the beginning.

Never mind showing any more of the prizes Vanna Pira

We can't have the race without a werewolf, and that's that.

[Groans]

There's nothing I can do. - Master, wait.

There is something you can do!

What's that?

The Grimness Book of Records, Your Evilness.

It tells how we can get a new werewolf.

[Together] A new werewolf?

[Dracula] Hmmm

Let's see. It says ...

[Wolfgang pants heavily]

Stop that!

Your breath is wilting my collar.

Sorry, master.

It says that every 500 years, the moon comes into perfect position ...

... on three consecutive nights, to create a new werewolf.

And it starts tomorrow night.

[Vanna Pira] And, look, Drac, honey ...

... it even shows the one who is to become the werewolf.

[Dracula] "Shaggy"? Shaggy!

What kind of a name is Shaggy?

It says he's an American. Mmm and he's cute.

A cute werewolf? Bah!

The Hunch Bunch will change all that.

Oh no! Not the Hunch Bunch!

- Not the Hunch Bunch! - Yuck!

- They're so awful! - So horrible!

Yes! [Evil laughter]

The Hunch Bunch!

(Incomprehensible)

Ah, yes. Allow me to translate.

Crunch says, "Top-ho everyone."

(Incomprehensible)

[Scared groans]

Greetings, Count. What's the caper?

(Barely comprehensible) Yeah, what's the caper?

It's all here.

You have three nights to turn this Shaggy person into a werewolf ...

... and bring him back here for the big race.

If you fail, it means unspeakable torture.

Ah, fear not, Your Evilness. You can count on us.

Come, Crunch.

(Incomprehensible)

What?

He says, "Ta-ta for now."

[Narrator] And so, two horrible monsters take off on their sinister mission.

Will our unsuspecting hero, Shaggy, be able to ward off this treacherous plot?

We shall see.

[TV] Hello? Hello?

Someone is trying to get into my house.

Hello? Somebody help me.

[Shaggy shouts]

Whoopsie. Sorry.

[TV] [Evil laughter]

Help!

Ahh.

[Shaggy] Doggone it, Scoob! Like what's with you anyway?

How many times do I have to tell you movie monsters are not real?!

Now go out to the kitchen and make some more popcorn, will you ...

... while we clean up this mess.

R'okay. Monsters aren't real. Monsters aren't real.

Monsters aren't -.

[Screams]

Scooby-Doo, what's wrong with you?

Monsters! R'at the window!

I don't see any old monsters outside.

Ahh, but soon there'll be a new monster inside.

The moon is moving into position. Come, Crunch.

It's time to create a new werewolf.

R'oh no!

(Incomprehensible)

Shh! Quiet, Crunch!

We must ascend to the roof and make a hole to let ...

... the moon shine through on Shaggy. Shh!

- [Yawns] Well, good night, guys. - Good night, Shag.

Good night.

Gee, wasn't that an exciting horror movie, Uncle Scoob?

Gosh, remember how that monster crashed through the window?

And, then, remember how he came after everybody and ripped up the whole place?

And, then, remember how he caught the hero ...

... and opened his big, ugly jaws and showed his big, ugly fangs?

And, then, gosh, bit right into

[Screams]

Where you going, Uncle Scoob?

To get a snack.

Very good, Crunch. Now, to the rooftop and turn Shaggy into a werewolf!

Raggy - a werewolf? Oh no!

Wake up, Raggy!

Wha- What?

This is the exact spot for the moonbeam. Cut the hole here, Crunch.

Okay. [Evil laughter]

- What are you doing, Scooby? - Get up. A monster's gonna get you!

What?

- Come on. Come on. - Scooby, let go.

They're coming through the roof.

[Shaggy] Woah!

- Scooby-Doo! - Monsters coming to get you!

- Coming to get me? - Honest!

Oh, bother! That infernal dog ruined our plan.

(Barely Comprehensible) Phooey!

Put that back in place, old boy. We'll try again tomorrow night.

[Barely comprehensible] Okay.

- [Shaggy] Monsters through the roof, huh? - [Scooby-Doo] That's right.

- Okay then, like, where's the hole? - R'Up there.

Where?

Right up- huh?

Don't worry, Uncle Scooby. We still love ya. Even if you are a whacko!

[Dracula] Dracula calling the Hunch Bunch.

Dracula calling the Hunch Bunch.

Where are you?

Where's my new werewolf?

[Dracula] Come in, Hunch Bunch.

(Barely comprehensible) Master ...

(Incomprehensible)

Give up, Crunch, you monster-mush-mouth! I want to speak to Brunch.

[Brunch] Ah yes, Your Evilness. We've had a spot of bad luck this evening.

But never fear!

We'll bag your werewolf tomorrow night, or our name isn't the Hunch Bunch.

You better or your name will be mud!

[Dracula] Or maybe even blood.

[Barely comprehensible) Blood?!

(Incomprehensible)

[Crunch] (Barely comprehensible) There they are!

Haha, yes, and with the moon we shan't fail tonight, Crunch.

Like, watch the car will ya, Scrappy.

Scoob and I are just gonna go in and grab a few snacks.

Sure thing, Shag.

Ah, yes! Here is the exact spot for the transformation.

Hurry, Crunch! We must work fast.

(Incomprehensible)

Honestly! The way these kids dress nowadays.

Let me see. We need about a dozen of these frozen pizzas ...

... and some frozen pies, some cakes, and some ice cream bars.

And some Doggy bon-bons

Thank you.

[Screams]

(Incomprehensible)

[Shaggy shouts]

Scooby, stop!

(Incomprehensible)

[Scooby-Doo] Help! R'onsters!

Hey!

Stop, Scooby!

Scooby?

(Barely comprehensible) Look, the moon!

Yes, Crunch, the moon is in perfect position.

[Shaggy] Woah!

Oh rat and bother!

Now we've only one more night to turn the lad into a werewolf!

Come, Crunch, let's reconnoitre.

(Barely comprehensible) Reconnoitre?

Raggy, are you okay?

Mmm, yummy!

(Barely comprehensible) Master!

Master! Wh- wh- wh- ...

... what are you doing here?

Aha! I am not here.

This is my image, transmitted by my new Bat-Laser.

How do I look?

Uh, I, um, think you lost something in the transmission, sire.

Oh- ah, well, never mind!

What I want to know is: where's my werewolf?

Never fear! We shall accomplish our mission tonight.

You better get him this time or you can both turn in your humps.

Quick, Crunch, to the 'copter!

Gee, thanks for taking us on your date with Googie to the drive-in, Shag.

Uh, like, confidentially I don't want to leave your Uncle Scooby home ...

... you know the way he's been seeing things that aren't there lately.

Golly, Shaggy, isn't it just a dreamy night?

Mmmhmm.

Gee, Shaggy, it's so romantic here.

[Film] [Groaning]

[Googie exclaims]

[Film] [Groaning]

(Barely comprehensible) Stupid monsters! Haha, phooey!

Yes, I quite agree. They don't resemble us in the least.

Ah! There's our boy. Come Crunch! The moon is coming into position.

(Incomprehensible]

[Whimpers]

Oh, Shaggy -- What's that?

- It's Uncle Scooby's teeth. - Oh no!

Here, you guys. Go get some snacks will ya?

[Scrappy] Okay.

[Googie] And, uh, take your time boys. [Googie chuckles]

Oh, Shaggy. Don't drink so fast! You'll get the hiccups.

Gee, Shaggy, look at that moon.

Mmmhmm.

[Googie] Oh, wouldn't it be heavenly to put the top down?

[Shaggy] Mmhmm.

[Shaggy hiccups]

[Googie] Oh, Shaggy-kins, what a dreamy night.

[Growls]

[Hiccups]

Shaggy, I told you you'd get the hiccups if you drank too fast.

Like, I'm sorry. Besides, I don't have the hiccups.

That was just one.

- It was not just one, it was two. - Well, like, I don't have many more, okay?

Well, okay.

[Hiccups]

Oh, give me that!

[Growls]

[Hiccups]

Oh, don't you growl at me.

Growl? Haha, like, I didn't growl at you.

- You did too! - Did not!

Yes, you did. Just don't bother me.

But I -- [Hiccups]

[Growls]

[Hiccups]

[Hiccups] [Growls]

[Growls]

[Hiccups]

[Barely comprehensible] What's going on?

Beats me, old boy.

Oh, for goodness sake, Shaggy. Go and do something for those hiccups.

Like, okay, okay. I guess I need something to eat.

That boy!

It's a good thing for him that I'm crazy about him.

Boy, like I don't know why she gets so uptight.

[Hiccups]

Just because [hiccups] I have a little case of [hiccups] hiccups.

[Hiccups]

[Hiccups]

Hey, Babsy, what do you say to a little smooch?

[Screams]

[Screams]

Like, why do girls always scream at these drippy horror movies?

[Hiccups]

- [Hiccups] - [Screams]

[Screams]

[Laughs]

Incredible! Some people get shook up at anything.

You know, I don't believe how these bird brains ...

... go so nuts at this dumb horror stuff.

[Food worker] Yeah, well, you know, your kids nowadays are really goofy.

[Food worker] In my day, we had our heads on a lot straighter.

What will it be pal?

- A triple guacamole dip, please. - Coming up.

[Hiccups]

Oh, like, hold the onions. I'm with my girlfriend.

Uh, no onions, right.

[Hiccups]

[Hiccups]

Uh, like, sorry. Hiccups. [Laughs]

Hmm.

[Hiccups]

[Barely comprehensible] Why does he keep changing?

Shh!

I must confess, I'm at a loss for an explanation, Crunch.

- We're back, guys. - Yeah, dig in!

Where's Shaggy?

Oh, he went to get something for his hiccups. Oh, where's the napkins?

Oops. I forgot them. Be right back.

[Police officer] Come on, now. You're pulling my leg.

No, sir. We all saw him.

He was totally weird. He changed right in front of our eyes.

That's right. It was horrible.

No lie, Officer. There's a real werewolf in this drive-in!

A real werewolf? Oh no!

[Bystander] And he went toward the Snack Bar, come on!

[Crunch exclaims]

Hello, what's this? Oh, it's you, Master.

Yes.

Well?

Where is my Shaggy werewolf?

Shh!

- Over there, Your Awfulness. - Excellent.

Well, what are you waiting for? Come and get him.

Uh, there's one minor problem, sire. It seems he has the hiccups.

Hiccups? Hiccups? Big deal!

So what if he has the hiccups?

[Hiccups]

[Hiccups]

Oh no! A convertible werewolf!

You'd better cure his hiccups fast!

Or I'll put lumps on your humps.

Rest assured, sire

We'll have him back at the castle within the hour.

Here's your triple --[Screams]

Yikes! Monsters!

Help!

Wait, Crunch!

- There's the werewolf! After him!

[Bystander] That's him! That's the monster!

Huh? No, not me! Wait!

[Bystander] Grab him!

[Shaggy screams]

- Get him! - That's him!

[Crowd shouts]

Wait, Crunch! We can apprehend him easier from the Batcopter.

[Barely comprehensible] Okay.

Hey, like, I know I'm not handsome, but I'm no monster.

Like, I give up!

[Hiccups]

Huh? What gives here anyway?

[Hiccups]

There he is, let's get him!

Not again! Like, this is nuts!

[Bystander] Get him!

Grab that werewolf!

[Bystander] After him!

[Crowd shouts]

[Hiccups]

Wha? Hey!

[Bystander] There he goes!

After him!

[Police officer] Get him!

Shh! There's a r'onster loose.

There's two of them.

And that crowd thinks one of the monsters is me!

You?

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Hiccups]

R'ahh! It is you!

What?!

Look!

Oh no!

Oh no!

I'm a werewolf! Scooby, old buddy, old pal, what do I do?

Scooby?

Come back here.

You gotta help me, Scoob, old pal, old friend, old dear good buddy.

Okay.

- Rats, we lost him. - He's hiding here someplace.

[Scooby and Shaggy whistle]

That's the werewolf, come on!

[Googie screams]

[Googie] Help!

Oh no! The werewolf's kidnapped that girl.

Quick! Let's get to our cars!

Stop this car you yucky monster! What did you do with Shaggy?

- Like, knock it off, Googie, I am Shaggy. - Oh no!

Look out!

[Sighs]

Oh, Shaggy, you poor dear.

- Why would such a thing happen to you? - Like, how should I know?

Like, guess we lost them.

- Drop the moon dust, Crunch! - [Barely comprehensible] Okay.

[Yawns]

Well, at least I... lost my hiccups.

[All yawn]

At last! The master will have his reluctant werewolf!

[Evil laughter]

[Incomprehensible]

[Crunch] [Barely Comprehensible] The castle!

Ah yes, Crunch, the castle. Home sweet home.

I see the the master has installed the new Batcopter dome door.

Aha, there he is. Awaiting our landing.

Get the remote control, my good fellow, and open the dome.

[Barely comprehensible] Okay.

[Dracula screams]

[Barely comprehensible] Uh oh!

Oh, bad aim, old boy. I think we're in hot water now.

[Videophone] Hot water nothing! I'm going to put you both in boiling oil!

[Barely comprehensible] Oh no! Not boiling oil! Oh, please, Master!

Stop that, you wining wimp!

And bring my werewolf in here on the dot!

[Videophone] [Barely comprehensible] Yes, master.

Gah! Phooey!

There, there, Draccy, honey. Your face is getting flushed.

How can I help it? Every time he talks he flushes everything.

Oh, it's not his fault. After all, he's a monster.

Sure he's a monster, but that's no excuse for being a wet snook!

What's wrong now?!

A spot of bother, sire. It seems we're hung up, as it were.

Then, can one of you fools release the cable on the car?

[Barely comprehensible] Sure! I can!

[Dracula screams]

[Barely comprehensible] Uh-oh!

Oh I do wish you'd consulted me before you did that, old man.

I say ...

... I wonder which lubricant he'll boil us in: machine oil or motor oil?

[Incomprehensible]

Ah! At last! I have my werewolf.

Crunch! Brunch!

Bring the revival spray and awaken our guests.

[Crunch] [Barely comprehensible] Yes, master.

[Barely comprehensible] Turn it on. Turn it on!

Roger, old boy.

[Barely comprehensible] Roger? I'm not Roger. I'm Crunch.

You're going to be history if you don't take that thing out of my face.

[Barely comprehensible] Oops.

That's enough already.

[Crunch] [Barely comprehensible] Yes, master.

[Yawns]

[Yawns]

[All laugh]

Where are we?

I d-d-d-d-don't know, Scoob.

Like, this is too horrible to be real.

Hey!

Hey, wait a minute.

That's it!

That's what?

It's not real. It's a dream.

[Laughs]

Like, we're having a nightmare.

- Really? - Sure.

- A nightmare? All of us? - It has to be.

Get a load of the rag'n'bone crew over there.

If they're not out of a nightmare, I don't know what is.

Which one do you think is creepier?

[Both] He is!

And, like, nothing as gruesome as those two clowns could possibly be real.

[Laughs]

Hey, Scoob, dig the puss on that chick!

It's so awful, it's funny!

[Laughs]

Yeah! [Laughs]

[Laughs]

What are you laughing at, bolts-breath?

And look over there. Yuck.

Urgh!

[Scooby] R'uck is right.

[Shaggy] That's a whole week of nightmares, huh.

[Laughs]

He's talking about you.

He means you gnat-nose.

Who you calling names?

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

You think that was funny, eh?

Well, you'll laugh your head off at this.

No!

[Both laugh]

[Shouts]

[Both laugh]

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute!

[Googie] Yikes

If this is a dream, let's all wake up.

Like. Like, all together, gang. On the count of three.

[All together] One, two, three!

I bid you welcome.

[Gulps]

Like, we're still asleep, gang. One more time, and give it all you got.

A one, a two...

Never mind! This is not a dream!

Permit me to introduce myself.

I am Count Dracula ...

... and I have brought you, Shaggy, to Transylvania ...

... to drive the werewolf car in the Monster Road Race.

Monster Road Race?

- Transylvania? - Werewolf car?

Don't tell me that's why I got turned into a werewolf!

Precisely.

Oh, I told you not to tell me that.

You can't do that to Shaggy. He doesn't wanna be any old werewolf.

And he's not gonna drive in your old road race either.

Not for a million dollars.

[Googie] Are you, Shaggy?

Like, no way!

Ah, but you'll be racing for something much better than a million dollars.

Right, Vanna Pira?

That's right, Count, honey.

Our 2nd place driver in the Monster Road Rally will receive ...

... as a consolation prize, a two-week vacation in ...

... Hawaii!

[Monsters boo]

Who wants that?

But, our road race winner will receive ... all expenses paid ...

... an entire month in ...

[Screams]

... the Black Hole of Calcutta!

Oh, wow.

That's mine.

Like, totally weirds-ville.

And, of course, the biggest honour of all ...

... the Monster of the Year trophy!

[All cheer]

So, Shaggy, you still refuse to remain and drive in our big race?

- Like, you got it, sir. - Very well. Then, you may all leave.

You mean just like that?

Would I lie?

[Together] Uh-huh, yeah, sure.

Silence! Believe me, you are free to go.

- R'okay, then. - Goodbye!

- See you around! - Have a nice day!

Such a pity you can't stay for the pre-race party.

Yeah, too bad.

And the dancing.

Too bad!

[Dracula] And all the delicious food...

Too ba-- Food?

- Come on, let's get outta here. - Uh, what kind of food?

Yeah, what kind?

All kinds of delightful treats.

Hunch Bunch, bring our guests one of our delicacies.

Yes, master.

- Hey, looks good, Scoob. - Yeah.

Hey!

- What was that stuff? - Batburgers.

[Together] Batburgers? Yuck!

Hmm, I guess the bats were a little undercooked.

Uh, listen. Like, thanks a lot anyway ...

... but w-w-we-we don't want to hang around for your little party ...

... so we'll just, like, see you around, okay?

Just a moment! Stop.

I knew it. [Nervous laughter] Come on, gang!

Wolfgang, drop the cage.

Not on you, stupid, on them!

Ooh!

Haha! Got you!

- Hey! What's the big idea? - Yeah, you said we could leave.

Ah yes, but I had my fangs crossed when I said it.

Besides, I can't let you go. You must drive in the race, Shaggy.

Uh-uh.

No way, jagged-jaws.

You will drive. You will, you will, you will! That's an order! You must!

Ah. But you're tired from your journey.

Hunch Bunch?

Yes, sire?

My guests wish to freshen up, take them to the ghastly room.

[Incomprehensible]

[Crunch evil laughs]

Oh, boy! Like, what a pickle.

Here I am, a werewolf, and stuck in a castle full of moron monsters.

We just gotta get out of here. But how?

Hey, I've got an idea.

Can you see anything boys?

No, but we must be near the ground, right Scoob?

Must be.

[Screams]

What's the matter with you, Scooby?

Woah!

Like, wow, that was a close one.

Yikes!

There's just gotta be a way out of this crazy house.

Wow! A trapdoor.

- Let's see where it goes. - Come on, gang.

[All scream]

[Crunch] [Barely comprehensible] Going up

[Brunch] Oh bad show, old things.

I did request that you not try to escape, you know.

[Tuts]

Now, do stay put, old dears.

Cheerio.

[Barely comprehensible] Yeah, cheerio.

Well, anybody got any bright ideas?

[Unknown source] Psst.

What's that?

Over here. Try the fireplace. It's got a hidden door in the back.

Hey guys. There is a door here.

I wonder where this leads to.

Anywhere'd be better than this creepy castle.

You said it! This joint is the pits!

Why, its even got ghosts!

[Screams]

[Evil laughter]

I guess this is the only way out, gang. Come on!

Huh?

Looks like we joined the party after all.

Well... Like, let's get partying.

[Scooby laughs]

I don't know what this stuff is, Scoob, but it looks pretty good, huh? [Laughs]

Yeah.

Oh, good. I'm glad you changed your mind and joined us.

I see you're trying the frog fudge. Delicious, isn't it?

[Together] Frog fudge?

[Both hiccup]

[Together] Frog fudge?

[Dracula] Yes.

Yes, and do have some spiderweb spaghetti.

Sp-spi-spi-spi-spider webs?

[Dracula] And you must try the pizza plasma.

[Dracula] And the wart pudding.

Come on, Shaggy. Let's get out of here.

Wait! You haven't tried a finger sandwich. Made with real fingers!

[Record player] ♫ Party time for ghosts and spooks ♫

♫ Vampires, witches, ghostly kooks ♫

♫ That whole gang all go gadzooks ♫

♫ Doin' the Werewolf Rock ♫

♫ Hey! ♫

♫ Mr Jangles rocks all night ♫

♫ Falls apart about daylight ♫

♫ Frankenstein, he's dynamite ♫

♫ Doin' the Werewolf Rock ♫

♫ Woo! ♫

♫ Rock! If a boo can do it ♫

♫ Rock! Scooby-Doo a-do it ♫

♫ Come on Scoob, let's rock ♫

♫ Rock, rock rock, rock! ♫

♫ Woo! ♫

♫ Everybody's rowdy rockin's ♫

♫ Wearin' out their Sunday stockin's ♫

♫ Doin' the Werewolf Rock ♫

♫ Doin' the Werewolf Rock ♫

♫ Ha, that's right! ♫

[Doorknob] Ouch!

Watch it, buster!

You shouldn't talk to Shaggy like that!

Hey! You're cute. Let's dance.

[Laughs]

Huh?

Hey!

Watch that!. D'okay.

You asked for it.

♫ Woo! ♫

♫ Everybody's rowdy rockin's ♫

♫ Wearin' out their Sunday stockin's ♫

♫ Doin' the Werewolf Rock ♫

♫ Doin' the Werewolf Rock ♫

♫ Hey, yeah! ♫

R'ikes!

- Oh no! - Criminy!

Like, another trap! How do we get out of this one?

You don't, Shaggy ...

... unless you drive the werewolf car in the monster race.

No. I don't wanna race. And I don't wanna be a werewolf. No!

No! No!

But you're going to get squished.

Very well. If you drive in the race and win ...

... I'll change you back to your simpering, normal, nervous self.

You will?

And I'll send you and your dogs, and your tootsy-wootsy, ...

... back where you came from.

- Really? - No lie?

You promise?

Trust me.

- Look! It's going back! - Yeah, back.

Oh thank goodness.

[Snoring]

[Crows]

[Screams]

Like, what's that?

[Screams]

The sun is up. Rise and shiny.

Hey, wait a minute.

Like, I always thought you had to stay out of the daylight.

That's right, I did. But, no more. Now I wear sunblock.

This is number 5000 and 22.

Well, now, how about some breakfast?

No, thanks.

Uh-uh.

We don't want any more of that yucky stuff like you had last night.

Yucky stuff? Oh no. You will have anything you want.

Anything except, ugh, angel food cake, that is.

All you have to do is call tomb service.

When you are finished ...

... I will show you the course you are going to race, Shaggy.

- Ciao. - Like, ciao is right.

Hello?

Yeah, like, would you send up about three dozen flapjacks please ...

... and, uh, six side orders of peanut butter, a little bit of toast and jam, ...

... and a couple of dozen of pickles.

- And some waffles. - And maple syrup.

- And a double garden pizza! - Yeah, you get all that?

Haha, great.

[Crunch] [Barely comprehensible] Bleugh! Tomb service.

- Oh boy! - Wow!

Great!

Mmm-mmm. This stuff is terrific!

Ah yes.

And to think it's all fashioned from a special kind of beans.

Beans, huh?

[Howls]

[Howls]

[Howls]

[All howl]

Hey! Just what kind of beans are in this stuff?

Scream beans! They grow wild in our torture chamber.

Scream beans? Oh, that's awful!

Yes, I quite agree, my dear. I say, Crunch, remind me to tell Chef ...

... his cooking is out of tune again.

[All howl]

Now, here is the race course you will be driving.

It starts here, at the castle, then goes to Monster Morass, ...

... then to Dragon-breath Tunnel, through Sand-slime Straightaway, ...

... up Horrible Hill. Then, down Snake-hip Strip and back here.

Wow! That's a tricky track.

Yes. But I have confidence you'll be able to handle it, Shaggy.

[Evil laughs]

[Both evil laugh]

Uh, like, how's about letting me take the werewolf car out for a test run?

Uh, well, no. I'm sorry.

The-the car is being modified for you ...

... and it won't be ready until the race tomorrow.

- But we still got our car. - Yeah!

That's right. How about letting us have a trial run in that?

Hmm. Well ...

... yes, go ahead.

Great. Come on, gang!

I say, sire, was that wise?

- What if they should try to escape again? - They won't.

Not if Shaggy wants me to turn him back to, ugh, normal.

Besides, this is a wonderful chance for some good, rotten fun.

[Evil laughs]

[Laughs]

Like, here we go, gang!

Calling the Hunch Bunch.

[Walkie Talkie] [Crunch] (Barely comprehensible) Yes, master.

Dah! Not you! The other one.

Ah, yes, sire?

[Dracula] They're coming your way.

When they get near Monster Morass, you know what to do.

Ah, you can put your confidence in us, sire.

Stand by, old boy.

[Evil laughter]

Like, wow. Sure hate to mess with those babies.

Now!

[All scream]

[Thud]

[Evil laughs]

I'm such a dirty guy.

Help!

Let me at them. I'll knock those crocs' socks off.

Hang on, gang. I better try something new.

(Incomprehensible)

(Barely comprehensible) That's not fair.

Hmm. I'm afraid the master is going to be highly displeased.

You said a mouthful.

And it's very rude to talk with your mouth full.

Calm yourself, sire.

We'll make things exceedingly hot for them, in Dragon-breath Tunnel!

Uh-oh, like, there it is.

Yuck, Creeps-ville!

They're in the tunnel. Set off the hot flashes now!

[Evil laughs]

(Barely comprehensible) Hey! It's stuck.

Like, don't anybody panic.

You okay, Scoob?

You bet.

Mmmm. Delicious!

Hey! What gives? Hunch Bunch! What happened to the hot flashes?

Ah!

Um... The timing was a tad off, sire.

- But, sire... - Pipe down!

They're approaching the Quicksand Straightaway.

Even you two bimbos can't mess up my fun this time.

Hang on, gang!

We're gonna plough right straight through this stuff.

[Shouts]

Woah!

Haha!

Well now, that's funny!

Ahh!

[Triumphantly laughs]

Here we go, gang! The last leg of the course.

Alright. Split the road.

[Dracula] [Evil laughs]

I go batty over stuff like this.

[Evil laughs]

[Screams]

Gee, Shaggy, honey.

It's too bad you can't drive this car in the race. I really love it.

I'm kind of stuck on it myself.

Have you made the changes in the Wolf Wagon I wanted?

Ah yes, master. All the controls are switched around. Watch!

Very well.

No way do I want that young werewolf to win the race tomorrow.

But, sire, the lad drove the course like he knew every turn today.

Which is why I've changed the course.

But I'm still worried. How can I make absolutely sure he will lose?

[Video-screen] Oh boy ...

... am I sleepy.

[Shaggy] I'm gonna need every ounce of energy to win that race tomorrow.

Don't worry, Shaggy. We won't let anything keep you awake tonight.

- Right, gang? - [Together] Right.

Hmmm.

Keep him awake?

What a wonderful, nasty idea.

Oh, Crunchy and Brunchy, I gotta job for you.

Now you get a good night sleep, Shaggy-kins.

[Kisses]

Hey!

Like, how about a real goodnight kiss?

Yuck! Phooey!

[Snores]

(Whispering) The old dripping faucet ploy.

(Whispering) The speakers will blow their minds. As well as their ears.

[Evil laughs]

(Whispering) Here, old boy, hold the microphone near the water.

(Barely comprehensible) Okay.

(Whispering) I say, prick up your ears, old thing. I said near the water, not in it.

[Snores]

Now then, Crunch, let's wake up our werewolf with a ...

... resounding feline flourish.

♫♫♫

Meow! Rather! Meow! I say! Meow!

Doggone kitty cats!

Rise and shine!

It's race day, Shaggy, old top. Here are your racing colours.

We expect you at the starting line forthwith.

Tally-ho.

(Barely comprehensible) Yeah! Tally-ho.

Come on, Shag, let's show those old monsters how to drive.

[Yawns]

[Snores]

[Dracula] (Commentating) It's a picture postcard day for the great, annual ...

... Monster Cup Rally. Plenty of lightning and fog.

In just a little while, all the creepy creatures of my realm ...

... will be racing for the coveted Monster of the Year trophy.

That's right, Draccy, and I'll be here to do all the colour.

Like, there's some brown. And there's some grey. And there's some green!

The peasants are pouring in by the thousands.

And are they excited!

[Dracula] Just listen to that crowd.

[Crowd] (Weakly) Yay.

[Yawns]

Come on, Shaggy-kins, wake up.

[Yawns]

Please, Shaggy! You've got to win. For yourself and all of us.

[Yawns] Like, what's the use? I don't know how to drive this thing and ...

... who knows what traps Drac has out there.

Oh don't worry. Scrappy and I will be in your car.

Now, we'll get a head start and radio back to you anything that looks bad.

You can do it! You can win!

Oh, but I'm so tired. If only I could wake up.

[Yawns]

[Kisses]

Woah!

There. Does that help?

[Laughs]

Like, my battery's charged now.

(Commentating) Attention, ladies and gentlemonsters.

The 753rd annual Monster Rally is about to begin!

[Crowd] (Weakly) Yay.

Boy, Scoob, like, this car is weird.

[Dracula] Introducing position number one ...

... Frankenstein and Repulsa in the Freaky Frankenwagon.

In position number two ...

... Swamp Thing! In the Slime Speedster.

Number three is the Witch Sisters, in the Cauldron Coupé.

[Witch Sisters together] Get that thing out of here!

[Dracula] Next, is Mr Bonejangles. In his Bone Bomber.

[Crowd] (Weakly) Yay.

[Dracula] And here comes the Mummy. In his Mummymobile!

And here is Dr Jackyll and Mr Snyde ...

... in the Split-Personality Special.

[Evil laughter]

[Dracula] The Dragonfly, in his Dragon Dragster.

And last, but not least, Shaggy the werewolf ...

... in the Werewolf Wagon.

[Crash]

(Cries) Oh no!

There, there, Dracula.

[Angry muttering]

[Dracula cries]

[Dracula] It's enough to make a grown monster to cry.

Uh, like, sorry. I don't quite have the hang of this thing yet.

[Nervous laughs]

Yeah. [Laughs]

Breaker, breaker.

This is Looky Lady calling Wheely Wolf. Do you read me? Come on back.

Loud and clear.

[Radio] [Googie] What's the story, Shaggy? When's the race going to start?

Like, any minute.

Can I shoot off the starting gun now, Draccy, huh? Can I?

Be careful. Just a minute.

I can't have Shaggy fouling up everybody's car again.

Yaha!

Look alive! Attention!

I gotta job for you boys.

Make sure that werewolf car gets a bad start.

You can rest assured, sire.

[Dracula] (Commentating) All the necessary repairs have been made.

The race is once more ready to begin.

[Both evil laugh]

The crowd is going wild with anticipation.

[Crowd] (Weakly) Yay.

- Louder. - [Crowd] (Weakly) Yay.

[Dracula] Louder!

[Crowd] (Weakly) Yay.

Oy!

Let the race begin!

[Bang]

[Crash]

[Groans] That Brunchy and Crunchy.

[Bang]

[Crowd] (Loudly) Yay!

Pipe down!

[Dracula] (Commentating) Well, fans, the race is underway.

The field is tightly packed as the monsters jockey for position.

[Evil laugh] All except for the Werewolf Wagon, which trails badly.

Like, this car's engine is nowhere. Take the wheel, Scoob.

I'm gonna see if I can climb under the hood and fix it.

[Gulps] R'okay.

[Screams]

[Dracula] (Commentating) The monster cars are still closely packed in.

But wait! What's this?

Oh no. The Werewolf Wagon comes out of nowhere to take the lead.

Take over, darling. I'll be right back.

(Commentating) This is Vanna Pira again, with some more colour commentary.

There's some orange, and some red, and some more red, and...

I taught you to fix that werewolf car so that they couldn't win.

Ah yes, master. But Shaggy un-fixed it.

Well, then, you un-un-fix it!

Very well. Crunch, tacks away.

(Barely comprehensible) Tacks away.

Looky Lady calling Wheely Wolf. We gotta ...

... tacky track attack. Detour. Detour.

[Triumphantly laughs]

Smooth move, eh, Scoob?

Yeah, real smooth.

[Screams]

[Both scream]

[Evil laughter]

Calling the Hunch Bunch. Did you disable Shaggy's car yet?

Right-o, indeed we did.

Our shower of tacks took him right out of the race ...

... and unfortunately, sire, it took all the others out as well.

That Hunch Bunch would break my heart... If I had one.

[Whimpering]

Like, quit shaking, Scoob.

[Googie] Hang in there boys!

Yeah, we'll get you outta there.

(Whimpering) R'ease!

Woah!

Oh, this is it. Like, so long, old pal, old buddy, old friend. [Whimpers]

[Scooby gulps]

Goodbye.

Huh?

What happened?

Hey!

Great work, guys.

Now, get back and win this race, or you're a werewolf forever.

Right! Like, hang on, Scoob.

[Dracula] (Commentating) Well, monster motor fans, ...

... all the cars are back in the race once again.

[Crowd] (Weakly) Yay.

[Dracula] (Commentating) All except for the Werewolf Wagon, which has regrettably ...

[Evil laughs]

... dropped out.

[Coughs]

Oh no! Shaggy! Where did he come from?

Oh, Draccy, don't you remember?

See, you needed a werewolf to drive in the race. So you sent the Hunch Bunch over--

Never mind.

Sheesh!

What this car needs is a good tail win', right Scoob?

Tail win', yeah.

[Laughs]

- Oh, no! - Oh, my!

[Vanna Pira] I've seen cars with tail fins, but tail spins? How cute!

Cute-smute! Shaggy's out in the lead again.

(Barely comprehensible) Uh-oh.

I'm afraid the master is going to be testy about this.

Testy? Who's testy?

[Laughs]

I'm furious!

If you two don't keep Shaggy from winning this race ...

... it'll be both your necks.

Don't worry, old top. We'll get the Spider Monster to assist us.

[Crunch] (Barely comprehensible) Oh yeah! [Evil laughs]

[Dracula] (Commentating) What a race!

These drivers are going all out to get that Monster of the Year trophy.

There goes the Dragon Dragster, shooting off in front.

But, wait!

The Mummy pulls a dirty trick and retakes the lead.

I like that.

Now, here comes Cauldron Coupé.

The Witches break out in front with another dirty trick.

Oh-hoh. I like that!

Now the Slime Speedster is challenging the Cauldron Coupé.

[Laughs]

I really liked that! The Swamp Thing now takes the lead.

But, Draccy, that's not true! Swamp Thing's not in the lead.

That hairy hunk Shaggy's way out in front, see?

Hairy hunk? You know, you're beginning to bug me.

[Crowd] (Weakly) Yay.

You nerds bug me too!

Speaking of creepy, crawly things, where is that buggy Hunch Bunch?

[Spider Monster] Well, okay. That's 1000 feet of your best, top quality, ...

... A1 spiderweb there.

You gotta guarantee on this item ...

... 30 days or 30,000 monster flies, whichever comes first, there.

Thank you, old boy.

But, we're gonna catch more than flies, right Crunch?

(Barely comprehensible) Yeah! [Laughs]

[Googie] Looky Lady calling Wolf Wagon. Come on back, Shag.

Wolf Wagon to Looky Lady. Like, what's happening Googie?

[Radio] [Googie] We gotta tennis net for tarantulas just down the pike.

Like, thanks.

What's this?

The werewolf car has stopped. The entire field has passed him.

What a pity.

Oh no!

[Crash]

Oh, this is terrible! This is awful!

Look, Draccy, I broke a nail.

Oh! Crunchy and Brunchy!

(Barely comprehensible) Uh-oh!

Oh, I say.

We better stop that young werewolf fellow fast ...

... or the master will have us for tea, old boy.

To the 'copter!

[Crunch] (Barely comprehensible) Yeah!

Okay, now!

Here he comes now.

[Crunch] (Incomprehensible)

(Barely comprehensible) [Evil laughs]

We shan't miss this time, old thing. On the count of three.

One, two, three.

[Bang]

[Crash]

[Vanna Pira] (Commentating) Hi there, fast car fans.

Vanna Pira, here, pitch-hitting for Dracula.

Everybody's really giving it all they've got to win that Monster of the Year trophy.

And can they drive?!

I mean, talk about skill! Just look at those clever moves.

Why, it's just poetry in motion.

But, I don't think it's going to make any difference how good the monsters drive ...

... because that cutie-pie Shaggy is way out in front!

The only thing that could keep him from winning now ...

... would be if he got lost or something.

[Laughs]

Lost? Yes, why not?

[Evil laughs]

Shaggy's road is the pits!

Tar pits, that is!

Hey, what's this stuff?

I don't know, Scoob. Looks like they just repaved the road.

[Both yell]

[Dracula] (Commentating) This is Dracula again, racing fans.

All the monster cars have gone ahead of Shaggy, who took the wrong turn ...

... down the Tar Pit Trail.

The Tar Pit Trail? Oh, no!

That's the road to where the Schlock Mess Monster lives!

The Schlock Mess Monster? I didn't know that.

[Evil laughs]

Hey! What happened to Shaggy?

Looky Lady calling Wheely Wolf. Calling Wheely Wolf.

[Radio] [Googie] Hey, where you are, guys?

[Shaggy] Like... [Nervously laughs]

... you wouldn't believe me!

Shaggy, where are you? Come in, Shaggy!

[Radio] [Shaggy and Scooby scream]

[Shaggy and Scooby scream]

[Scrappy] Sounds like it's time to go on radar pilot.

Right.

[Shaggy and Scooby scream]

[Dracula] (Commentating) Well fans, now that Shaggy seems to have gotten lost ...

... [Evil laughter] ...

... the race is really getting exciting.

[Crowd] (Weakly) Yay.

I can't hear you.

[Crowd] (Weakly) Yay.

The next time I want to be alone, I'll call you guys.

Wait a minute! What was that car doing?

Oh, I think it was doing at least 80.

No. No!

85?

Hmm. Her brain is running on empty.

[Scrappy] Road's getting pretty slick, better shift to swamp mode.

Right.

[Gasps]

Oh look!

[Googie] What a horrible monster!

[Shaggy and Scooby scream]

[Scrappy] There's Shag and Uncle Scooby!

Oh how are we going to save them?

I got an idea.

Hit the ejection seat button on my side.

But, Scrappy, what are you going to do with that pepper?

- No time to explain, Googie. Come on! - Okay.

Okay, big guy. Time to clear up that traffic jam in your big mouth.

[Tar Pit Monster] Ahh... Ahh... Ahhhhchoooo.

[Together] Way to go!

[Dracula] (Commentating) The race is really heating up now fans...

... as Dragonfly in the Dragon Dragster pulls into the lead, ...

... followed by Frankenstein and Repulsa ...

... in the Freaky Frankenwagon, and Mr Bonejangles in the Bone Bomber.

Oh no! Shaggy again!

[Vanna Pira] (Commentating) Wow!

He makes others look like they're standing still.

[Dracula] (Commentating) I'll fix that!

What's the matter with all of you?

How can you let that werewolf make monster monkeys out of you?

Put those pedals to the metal!

[Dracula screams]

Uh-oh, they're catching up.

That's more like it!

[Evil laughter]

We are gaining on them.

[Steam train engine] [Alarm ringing]

Oh no! The train!

Hang on, Scoob! We've gotta beat it!

Master, there appears to be a train approaching.

- Shouldn't we better stop? - Who cares? Keep going.

But this is madness. Madness, I tell you. We'll all get creamed.

Recruiting me!

Step on the gas or I'll chop your necks - both of them!

[Steam train engine] [Alarm ringing]

Faster! Faster!

[Evil laughter]

I knew we'd make it.

[Singing] (Delirious) Oh Danny boy, is this the Transylvania choo-choo?

[Vanna Pira] (Commentating) Hi monster racing fans!

Vanna Pira, pitch-hitting for Dracula ...

... who is, uh, whatcha-call-it? Uh, decomposed?

Not decomposed. Indisposed. Sheesh.

[Vanna Pira] (Commentating) Oh, yeah. Anyhow, the race is really heating up.

Frankenstein and Repulsa are closing in on Shaggy in the werewolf car.

Come on, come on. Step on it, step on it.

Okay. Okay!

Not that hard, lead-foot! Ah. It's pulling away from us.

[Repulsa] We'll never catch up now, and it's all your fault!

I should have listened to my mother ...

... and married that rich rattlesnake monster from Texas.

Don't worry, my dear. We'll stop the werewolf car cold.

Oh yeah? How you gonna do that, dull-skull?

With the same force that gave me life ...

... a lightning bolt!

[Repulsa evil laughs]

[Repulsa] Now, we're cooking, Frankie, honey.

Come on, come on. Zap him good.

I'll turn up the power!

[Shaggy and Scooby scream]

[Repulsa evil laughs]

[Shaggy and Scooby scream]

I guess we're blown away from them now, Scoob, right?

[Repulsa evil laughs]

[Repulsa] Gotcha now!

Huh. That's a gain.

- Come on, Frankie, shoot the whack. - I can't miss!

[Repulsa] Can't miss, huh? Phooey!

[Repulsa] Oh!

[Triumphantly laughs]

We're out in front now, right, Scoob, old buddy?

Yeah!

[Shaggy] Might as well slow down then.

With that bridge down, they'll never catch us.

[Shaggy and Scooby together] Hey!

[Shaggy] How'd you guys catch up with that bridge out?

Easy, man. We took a shortcut. You dig?

- But that's cheating! - Yeah! Cheating.

You dudes gotta lot to learn.

In this race, anything goes.

Like, okay. If anything goes, then, here we go.

R'oh.

We're being r'ound r'up.

Like, hang on, Scoob. We're gonna unwind.

That Shaggy kid is really beginning to brast my pumpkin.

Me too. Come on, sis, let's cook up a werewolf whammy.

[Both evil laugh]

Walk aside! The Witch Sisters are coming through.

Last warning! Out of the way, small fry.

Who're you calling small fry?

Yeah, who?

You two, that's who.

[Witch Sisters evil laugh]

Oh, no! Look at us!

A pint-size werewolf and a half-pint hound.

What could be worse?

That could.

[Shaggy and Scooby scream]

(Commentating) Well, well.

It's a real race once again, as the werewolf car has shrunk ...

... from the battle. [Evil laughs]

I said "shrunk from the battle". Get it?

Get what?

Sheesh!

[Dracula] (Commentating) Anyhow, the Witch Sisters are still out in front.

And here comes the Freaky Frankenwagon, back into the race.

The crowd is electrified!

I said "the crowd is electrified"!

[Crowd] (Loudly) Yay!

Ooh! I like that.

[Dracula] (Commentating) And, as for the poor little teensy-weensy werewolf car --

[Vanna Pira] [Laughing]

What's so funny?

"Shrunk from battle"! I just got it!

[Laughing]

Her mind wanders and she just goes along for the ride.

[Dracula] (Commentating) Wait a minute, wait a minute. What's this?

It's Shaggy's pit crew.

They're the pits alright.

[Laughing]

Just look what that little moth's doing.

[Vanna Pira] (Commentating) He's trying to pump up that little car! [Laughing]

How pathetic.

[Both] Huh?

[Dracula] (Commentating) Well, fans, the competition for the ...

... Monster of the Year trophy is getting even tougher.

The Dragon Dragster is lashing out at the Mummymobile.

The Frankenwagon and the Slime Speedster are in a real flap.

And Bonejangles and Dr Jackyll are each trying to get an oily lead.

I said "oily lead", get it?

Get what?

Stay with me. I want to be alone.

Oh look, Draccy.

That precious Shaggy is way out in front.

Oh, he's so cute in his fur!

I wish I had a fur.

Draccy, honey, will you give me a wrap?

Oh, you're gonna get a rap all right! Pow! To the moon!

[TV] [Witch Sisters laughing]

Well, well.

[Dracula] (Commentating) It looks like the Witch Sisters in the Cauldron Coupé ...

... are making another challenge for the lead.

[TV] [Witch Sisters] Come on, honey. Let's give that whippy werewolf ...

... a double-freezie-frost whammy!

You're on, sis! It'll stop him cold.

Ice cold! Testing.

[Evil laughing]

Looky Lady to Wheely Wolf.

[Radio] [Googie] You got two haggy hotdogs coming up on your tail.

Go ghouls! Uh, girls. Go!

[Evil laughing]

Time to cool those two cacklers, right Scoob?

Right.

[Witch Sisters scream]

[Witch Sisters scream]

[Crash]

[Crash]

You whacky witches!

Why don't you learn to hit what you aim at.

I had to ask.

[Vanna Pira] (Commentating) Hi, horrible hotdog fans ...

... Vanna Pira, subbing for Draccy.

Well, all the monster cars are back in the race again.

But Shaggy is so far out in front ...

... it's gonna take something pretty weird to catch him.

[Siren]

[Together] Like, weird!

Transylvania highway patrol.

[Dracula] Pull that heap over for an inspection.

Inspect-i-on?

- Yeah, like, what are you looking for? - Yeah, what?

None of your lips! Open this hood.

Aha!

Just as I thought! This engine is stolen property.

Stolen property?! Since when?

- Since right now! - [Shaggy and Scooby together] But-but--

No arguments! Now ...

... get that car off the track, or I'll run you in.

[Together] But-but--

[Dracula] I said get it off!

Like, okay!

[Starts engine]

[Evil laughing]

What the?

[Dracula yells]

[Crash]

[Vanna Pira] (Commentating) This is Vanna Pira again fans!

All the monster cars have passed Shaggy.

With no motor, it looks like he's out of the race.

[Crowd] (Weakly) Boo.

Yes! And now that he can't win ...

... Shaggy will be a werewolf forever!

And under my power!

[Evil laughing]

[Crowd] (Weakly) Boo.

(Commentating) But wait!

Googie and Scrappy have just arrived with a spare engine!

Shaggy's back in the race!

[Crowd] (Weakly) Yay.

Make up your minds, peasants.

[Radio] [Googie] Looky Lady calling Wheely Wolf, ...

... we're gonna cut out for the cut-off ...

... and cut a corner so we can cut in front of the pack again. 10-4.

[TV] [Shaggy] Gee, Scoob, I'd hate to think where we'd be ...

... if anything happened to Googie and Scrappy.

Oh-ho!

It would be just awful.

Oh, Crunchy and Brunchy!

Ah, yes, master.

I have a real dirty job for you.

(Barely comprehensible) Oh, goody!

Ripping! Top-ho!

[Brunch] Keep a sharp eye out for our target vehicle, old boy.

[Crunch] (Incomprehensible)

[Crunch] (Barely comprehensible) There it is!

[Brunch] Indeed. Prepare the sky-claw.

Come on, you guys! Like, move it over!

Let me past, let me past!

Let's see you get past this.

[Evil laughing]

What's does Mr Snyde cooking up?

[Evil wailing]

[Shaggy and Scooby scream]

[Scooby] Monster!

Shaggy, don't get freaked by that geek. It's not real.

[Radio] [Googie] Repeat: the monster is not real.

Yikes! Are you sure monster knows that?

[Radio] [Googie] Just race right through it.

Like, okay. Here we go!

Yay!

You're in the lead again.

Oh boy. What a team, what a team!

[Shaggy] We could never win without you guys.

[Brunch] Precisely, old chap!

[Together] Help!

[Googie] Help!

[Googie] Help!

Yikes! Hang on, Scoob.

Well, now ...

... it looks like Shaggy is setting a new course-speed record.

[Dracula] (Commentating) Unfortunately for him, it's in the wrong direction.

[Googie] Help, Shaggy! Help!

Like, keep cool guys.

Cool? No, no, no.

What's called for here is an application of heat.

Hot stuff. I mean hot.

[Brunch] Such as a dip in Lava Pit Lake.

[Crunch] (Barely comprehensible) Real hot!

Toodleloo, little crew. It's bye-bye time.

[Googie screams]

[Shaggy] Oh no!

Thanks, guys.

Now you better get back in the race. And hurry!

Uh-oh. Here comes those double dipsticks again.

[Scrappy] No problem, we'll keep them outta your hair.

Now get back in that race and win, Shag, or you're a furball forever.

[Kiss]

[Howls]

Come on. Let's make like the wind and blow. Get it? Let's scram.

I say, old top, give them the old 1-2.

[Crunch evil laughs]

(Barely comprehensible) The old 1-2!

[Crash]

Uh-oh. Dippy and trippy are still after us.

Vampire bees, the most vicious beasts on Earth.

I say, old top, give it the old hive-ho.

(Barely comprehensible) Hive-ho. Hive-ho. (Incomprehensible)

I say, do shut up and throw it, old dear.

[Both scream]

Hi guys, what happened to the Hunch Bunch?

No problem, they're off getting a bite.

Yeah! A lotta bites. [Laughs]

Come on, gang. Let's get back on track.

[Dracula] (Commentating) Well fans, the tension is mounting, ...

... as the race for the Monster of the Year trophy ...

... gets more and more exciting by the minute.

[Crowd] [Snores]

[Dracula] (Commentating) The Mummy has the Bone Bomber boxed in, ...

... the Frankenwagon is creaming the Slime Speedster, ...

... and the Witch Sisters are side-swiping-- I mean slide-sweeping ...

... the Split-Personality Special.

Ooh! Are they ever going fast!

Yes! It's a torturous pace - my favourite kind.

- [TV] [Tyres screeching] - [Vanna Pira gasps]

Oh!

Wonderful!

[Dracula] A million-dollar pile-up.

Draccy, you've never seen a million dollars.

So what?

[Dracula] It looks like something I've never seen before.

[Dracula] (Commentating) And there goes Shaggy back into the lead.

What? Shaggy!

... and those two.

Didn't you tell the Hunch Bunch to get rid of them?

Just wait 'til I see Crunch and Brunch. Will I chew them out.

[Brunch] I'm afraid you'll have to get in line, sire.

[Hunch Bunch] Ow! Ooh! Ow! Eurgh! Owww!

[Dracula] (Commentating) Well fans, the monster cars are rolling again ...

... and the action is getting very rough.

The Frankenwagon is in a duel with the Split-Personality Special, ...

... the mummy car is tangling with the Slime Speedster, ...

... and the Bone Bomber is taking a licking from the Dragon Dragster.

[Vanna Pira] But, Draccy, Shaggy is way out in front!

Not for long! He's about to run into some hard opposition.

[Brunch] We shan't fail this time, old fellow.

[Brunch] This quick-drying cement will stop them in their tracks.

(Barely comprehensible) Ooh. Here they come.

Top-ho! Now, when the car gets into position ...

... count to three. And I'll let it go.

(Barely comprehensible) One, two... um, uh ...

... what's after two?

Three, old fellow, three!

(Barely comprehensible) Yeah! Three!

I say, old thing, your timing was just a tad off.

Ohh! That Hunch Bunch!

[Dracula screams]

(Commentating) I knew some day they'd drive him batty!

[Crowd] (Weakly) Ohh.

[Vanna Pira] (Commentating) Good news, fans! The monster cars are back wheeling again.

The Cauldron Coupé is burning rubber, ...

... the Slime Speedster is running flat out, and I mean flat, ...

... and the Frankenwagon is tearing up the track.

But they're still way behind Shaggy.

(Commentating) Ah. Too bad.

[Vanna Pira] (Commentating) It looks like he's going to win ...

... and not be a cute werewolf any more.

Not if I can help it.

Is that enough man-eating plant seeds, sire?

Yes. It is the most vicious plant in the World!

It attacks the first thing it sees. So, don't mess up.

The plan is to sprinkle the water on the seeds and run.

Run fast.

(Incomprehensible)

(Barely comprehensible) You mean, like this?

[Dracula] No, no!

[Dracula] Not yet. Not 'til Shaggy comes.

[Plant monster groans]

[Screams]

[Dracula] Oh no!

Alright. That tears it.

No more Mr Nice Guy!

I am going to unleash G.K.

(Barely comprehensible) Oh no!

Not G.K.!

Oh no! Not G.K.!

Oh dear, oh dear. Not G.K.!

[Crowd] (Weakly) Uh. Who's G.K.?

[Dracula] Haha! Who's G.K.?

[Evil laughs]

[Growling]

Like, oh boy, Scoob.

We're way out in front. Nothing can stop us now.

[Both gasp]

What's that?

Meet G.K.!

Genghis Kong! Take one.

[Shaggy and Scooby scream]

[Growls]

[Scooby and Shaggy scream]

At last! Shaggy is out of the race for good!

Now, to the finish line to flag the winning monster.

[Shaggy and Scooby scream]

[G.K. laughs]

Nice doggy! Coochie-coochie-coo.

[Shaggy] Woah!

[Thud]

[Laughs]

Coochie-coo!

No! What's that horrible thing?

[Shaggy] A n-n-n-n-n-nightmare called Genghis Kong.

[Scrappy] He's got Uncle Scooby!

Hey! You let go of my Uncle, or I'm gonna ring your gong, Kong.

Easy, Scrappy. I have a better plan.

[Googie] It's 'Operation Skateboard', got it?

Right on. It's 'Operation Skateboard'.

[G.K. moans]

[Vanna Pira] (Commentating) Here they come, fans, down the home stretch.

Looks like it's gonna be a photo finish.

[Brunch] Okay, boss. Hold it.

[Vanna Pira] (Commentating) It's neck and neck. I mean wreck and wreck.

[Gasps] But what's that?

It's Genghis Kong, coming on fast. Powered by Googie and Shaggy.

[Crowd] (Weakly) Double yay.

[Shaggy] Like, time to say so long, Kong!

[G.K. screams]

Oh no!

[Crash]

R'et's go!

You said it, Scoob! Big finish coming up!

[Vanna Pira] (Commentating) Shaggy wins!

No! No! No!

Sorry.

[Dracula] Sorry?

That's not the way it was 'sposed to come out.

Congratulations, Shaggy! You are the Monster of the Year.

[Dracula] No way.

But Draccy.

Like, that's okay.

I don't wanna be monster of this year or any year.

I just wanna be changed back to myself.

And go home.

Yeah, and go home. Like you promised.

Never!

But you promised. I won the race. You promised!

I am so sorry but there's just no way to change you back.

[Vanna Pira] Oh, Draccy, that's a monster fib.

It tells right here in the Grimness book how to turn a werewolf back to--

Give me that.

Oh! Right to the moon! Bang! Zoom!

Great work, Scoob.

Come back here with that.

Hunch Bunch, get that book.

[Triumphantly laughs]

[Triumphantly laughs]

[Triumphantly laughs]

[Triumphantly laughs] Old bean.

Like, hahaha to you!

Hahaha to you too!

Ditto, Dracco!

They're getting away. Hunch Bunch, get my Dracmobile!

Get my Dracmobile!

What took you so long?

Like, step on it, Googie. They're gaining on us.

I say, master, they appear to be pulling away.

Nonsense. I'll stop them with the Drac-Vac.

Oh no! He's got us.

Not if we can make it to that turn in the road!

Quick! Bring me my Batplane.

- (Barely comprehensible) Yes, master. - Yes, master.

What kept you?

- Sorry. - [Crunch] (Barely comprehensible) Sorry.

Oh no, it's Dracula again!

I just wanted to fang you all for your visit.

[Shaggy] Like, we're sitting ducks!

[Googie] What we need is a roof over our heads.

[Googie] Hang on, gang.

[Shaggy and Scooby scream]

Fools! That won't protect you against my Munchie Missile.

Like, quick, Googie. Let's go to jet flight.

Right!

So, they think they can escape Dracula.

Haha!

Not while I still have my Tombs-day weapon.

The Headstone Rocket!

[All scream]

Hahaha!

What beautiful nightmare.

Shaggy and his friends will be twisting and turning all night long.

I've got to get this on tape for my Horror Highlights.

Everybody say, Cheese.

Oh, cheese.

Like, what happened?

Where's the storm?

[Googie] And where's Dracula?

And our jet's not firing. How are we flying?

I know how we're flying. We're flying first-class.

[Together] Yay!

[Shaggy] Oh boy, like, it's great to be home again.

I'll eat to that! Right Uncle Scoob?

R'ou betcha!

Well lets make like shovels and dig in.

[Howls]

Just a minute!

Huh?

First things first.

We're gonna change you back from being a werewolf.

Repeat after me: Oogly-boogly, wobbly-why ...

... no more a werewolf, am I. I'm going to be a normal guy.

Like, okay. [Clears throat] Here goes: ...

... Oogly-boogly, wobbly-why ...

... no more a werewolf, am I.

I'm [Gulps] gonna be a normal guy!

Oh Shaggy!

Yippee!

Yay!

No more werewolf.

And no more Dracula. What a mean guy.

You know, something was always eating at him.

You said a mouthful.

[Screams]

[Dracula] Help! Hunch Bunch! Help!

[Screams]

Hurry up! [Screams]

Shaggy, don't eat so fast.

You'll get the hiccups and turn into a werewolf again.

Are you kidding? Like, no way.

Well, it happened before, and it could happen again.

[Laughs]

No way!

[Hiccup]

[Growls] [Googie gasps]

Oh no!

[Gulps] Oh Shaggy, you nerd!

Like, that wasn't me. It was ...

... Scooby!

[Both scream]

[Growls]

Hehe, just kidding. Scooby-Dooby-Doo! [Laughs]

[Laughs]

That was a good one, old buddy, old pal, old friend.

Oh honestly!

Oh come on, Googie, lighten up. Believe me, ...

... we're all through with those werewolves and vampires and monsters forever!

That's what he thinks.

[Together] We're back!

Written by Harriet Maxwell.