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-Which would make you
final girl.
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-Well, then
who the hell are you?
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-Well, I'm obviously
the know-it-all horror guy.
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-Security breach.
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-No.
-Security breach.
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-You're not gonna
want to follow him.
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-Why?
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-I'm really surprised
she lasted this long.
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-I cannot stress this enough.
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Stay out.
-I wasn't even there.
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-Alarm.
-Run.
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-[Screams]
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-Don't mess with the bull, man.
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Or you'll get the horns.
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-Why would someone
give us a sequel?
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-What is important here is that
we are in a horror movie!
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-[Gasps]
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-You okay?
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-Thank you.
Not here, though.
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-She's not here.
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-I know.
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-What is it?
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-Just looks like he's
staring at me.
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-Oh, look at that picture.
It really captures his eyes.
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-Wait.
This is the video-store guy?
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-Yeah. There's, like,
not anybody here.
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[Clears throat]
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-What's up, Henry?
You piece of shit.
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-Holy shit, it's Good Guy.
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-Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Step away from Mr. Johnson.
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-It's okay.
Give the kiddies what they want.
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-That's the good guy.
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-Come on, swoop it.
Big swoop on the "K."
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Thank you.
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-Sweet. I got an autograph
from Good Guy's bodyguard.
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-Chad -- he has a twin?
-I've seen him before.
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-Why are we at
the video-store guy's funeral?
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-Mother.
-Ms. Kapowski.
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-Darling! Oh!
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-Do you know if there's
food here or not?
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-I believe there are
hors d'oeuvres, sir.
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-What the fuck's
an hors d'oeuvres?
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[Metal creaking]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-Friends.
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Family.
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Countrymen.
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Welcome!
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First off, I'd like to give
a gigantic thank you to Adele,
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who just sang
that beautiful song.
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I'm just so glad
you could be here today.
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And to my friends and family,
who all made that happen.
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We're all rolling
in the deep together.
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It means so much to me
that you're here today.
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But it also means I've met
my tragic, yet likely heroic,
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but clearly untimely demise.
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Being beaten to death
against a tree
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while in my sleeping bag...
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...killed by a robot sent back
in time to stop the revolution.
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Leaving the oven on.
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Trapped under
a vending machine.
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...an ornate puzzle box.
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Great white sharks.
Choking on a chicken bone.
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Being separated
from my conjoined twin.
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Electrocution. A broken heart.
Buried alive.
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A hole punch through my face
by the Devil's Lake Impaler.
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Yeah, that's it.
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And now a hole in me
is a hole in all of you.
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And I know how hard this is.
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But you must keep on.
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You must live your lives.
You must persevere-ay.
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You must stay rad, my friends.
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♪♪
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-Time to go, I guess.
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-Let's get out of here.
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♪♪
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[Gas hissing]
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♪♪
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[People coughing]
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[Alarm beeping]
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-What the fuck is happening?
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-Where's the door?!
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-Pick him up.
Don't you dare drop him.
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-Bert, stay close to me!
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Stay close to me!
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-It's locked.
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-Where are his glasses?
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He can't see without
his glasses!
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♪♪
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-[Coughing]
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Hey!
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Hey!
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We're in here.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[Glass shatters]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-Mom?
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Are you okay?
-Are youokay?
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♪♪
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-[Deep voice] How would you
like to play a game?
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[Clears throat] I mean,
how'd you like to play a game?
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I used to play games all the
time by myself as a kid.
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This one's awesome.
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You all have been
specially chosen to take part
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in this fully
immersive experience
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like none other before.
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It's the ultimate
Rad Chad recommendation!
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[Deep voice] From beyond.
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But pay close attention.
It may just save your life.
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[Laughs maniacally]
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-I got you, K-Bear.
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-[Laughing maniacally]
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[Sighs]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[Bell dings]
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[Bell dings]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[Music thumping, twigs snapping]
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-What's that?
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-It's probably just
one of the Sure to Die girls
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making out
in the bushes again, Nancy.
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[Door opens]
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♪♪
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-Hey, Tony.
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-Got the wrong house again,
buddy.
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-Yeah, the New Year's Eve party
is next door,
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and the Sure to Die girls
are all ready for you.
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I'm sure.
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-If you're gonna
borrow our knives,
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please sharpen
before you return.
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[Knife slashes, girl screams]
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[Thud]
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♪♪
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-Is she okay?
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-Well, yeah.
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Laurie?
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Laurie, honey, you can get up.
There was some kind of mistake.
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-Oh, I don't think
that's a good idea, Ginny.
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-[Screams]
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-Yeah, that was a bad idea.
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-Guys, I think she's dead.
-She can't be dead.
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She was just studying, having
no fun, doing everything right.
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-Tony?
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-Sally, it might not be safe.
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-See? We are the final girls.
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Just look at
our androgynous faces,
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khaki pants,
and button-up shirts.
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Killers take us for granted.
They don't kill us.
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[Screaming]
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♪♪
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-[Panting]
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-Oh, hey, girls.
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We're all partying
super hard next door,
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and we just can't seem
to find our beer bongs.
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Do you happen to have any?
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-Uh, yeah.
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I think we have some
in storage in the basement.
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-What is a beer bong?
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You know, the Sure to Die girls
thought it'd be pointless
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to ask, but, hey,
it's almost the '90s.
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Maybe you guys have changed.
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[Whip, thud]
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-[Grunts]
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-Guys, I think we've
switched places
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with the Sure to Die girls.
That's crazy.
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They're sure to die.
What's next?
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Is a boy gonna be
the last one standing?
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[All laugh]
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-Good one.
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-We're no longer being rewarded
for being the outsiders.
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-For being smarter
than everyone in the room.
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-For being a bad-ass.
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-For avoiding sex till marriage.
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Okay, maybe not till marriage,
but I keep all my clothes on
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during sleepovers
and late-night parties.
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That's just common sense.
-Yeah, of course.
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-Yeah.
[Doorknob rattles]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-Where'd he go?
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[All scream]
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He's gonna kill us all.
We need to do something.
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-Um, I can throw on
that ugly sweater
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I've been knitting and be
his mommy and shame him.
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"Bad Tony.
Bad Tony, killer guy."
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-I can stay awake for days.
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-I can go into hyper-sleep
until it all goes away.
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-Hey, you're the bad-ass.
Get it together.
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-Nothing makes sense anymore!
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[Doorknob rattling]
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♪♪
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-Hey.
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So, I didn't find
any beer bongs,
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but I did find this cool thing.
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-That's a turkey baster.
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-Ellen. "It's a turkey baster."
Are you mad at me?
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Oh, you should try this.
This is something different.
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-Okay. We have a plan.
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So, Tony is only
killing final girls.
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But what if we use her to
distract him while we get away?
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-Look at her.
Her knees are showing.
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-We'll make her one of us.
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♪♪
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[Glass shatters]
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-She still looks hot.
-So hot.
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-Oh, yeah.
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-That totally makes
a difference.
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-Okay, so, we're just gonna
leave you down here alone
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to, uh, do laundry
on New Year's Eve.
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-No problem.
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[Clock ticking]
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-Nothing is happening.
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-Where is he?
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-I have an idea.
-Of course you do.
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-It is almost midnight.
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And since the old rules
don't apply anymore, what if we,
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I don't know...
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party like we've never
partied before.
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-That's a good idea.
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[Record player crackles,
soft music plays]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[Music grows harder]
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♪♪
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-[Roars]
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♪♪
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You're so pretty.
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♪♪
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Oh! Ow.
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This is fun.
[Slaps]
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[Door opens]
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We're trapped.
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[Chainsaw revs]
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-Hello, ladies.
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Laundry's done.
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Although I think I shrunk
that hideous wool skirt.
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Not that Laurie
needs it anymore. She's dead.
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Uh, you're welcome.
While you were finally
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discovering the joys
of personal pleasure,
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I saved you from that guy.
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Oh, crap.
-We didn't need your help.
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We've been doing fine
the past two decades,
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surviving, while girls
like you died tragically,
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walking alone in the woods,
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having sex after
a friend got murdered,
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partaking in a midnight snack
in the dark.
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Alone?
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[Chainsaw revs]
[Final girls scream]
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-Just kidding.
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You guys are right.
You don't need my help.
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-Found the beer bong, Buffy.
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-I did not mean to do that.
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-Leave us alone, you bitch.
263
00:16:01,241 --> 00:16:06,448
-You had a gun this whole time?
264
00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:08,586
-Look, I get it.
265
00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:11,551
You all survived because your
resilience and virginal vaginas
266
00:16:11,586 --> 00:16:14,517
gave you the power to fight
against the great male gaze.
267
00:16:14,551 --> 00:16:17,000
And it allowed you to be
that unlikely savior
268
00:16:17,034 --> 00:16:18,517
of your community.
269
00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:21,517
You proved their sexist theory
that being a good girl
270
00:16:21,551 --> 00:16:24,758
meant you were good enough
to survive.
271
00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:26,862
Catholic guilt, anybody?
272
00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:30,413
But also, let's be honest,
I mean, letting a lady survive
273
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,413
allowed men to spend
the entire movie sexualizing
274
00:16:33,448 --> 00:16:36,862
and brutally murdering
every other woman in a film.
275
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,724
Women like me.
276
00:16:38,758 --> 00:16:40,655
Who had sex.
277
00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:42,931
A lot of sex.
278
00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:45,379
And maybe didn't
love studying.
279
00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:46,862
-Yeah.
280
00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:48,517
-We had no chance.
281
00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:51,413
We were lucky
if they gave us pants.
282
00:16:51,448 --> 00:16:55,241
No, no, please. I'm --
I'm very okay wearing this.
283
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,275
One, because
it's a cheerleading outfit,
284
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:59,379
and cheerleading is a sport.
285
00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:03,517
And two, it is very practical
for kicking ass.
286
00:17:03,551 --> 00:17:05,655
But more importantly,
it does not indicate
287
00:17:05,689 --> 00:17:08,137
that I deserve to die.
288
00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:09,689
Isn't it time we all
come together
289
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:13,241
and let women be women?
290
00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:15,379
Look at that gun.
How are you even holding that?
291
00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:17,896
-It's really heavy.
-Yeah.
292
00:17:17,931 --> 00:17:22,068
[Fireworks whistling,
clock chiming]
293
00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:24,517
-Happy New Year!
294
00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:31,931
♪♪
295
00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:34,275
Welcome to the '90s,
motherfucker.
296
00:17:37,241 --> 00:17:39,310
-That was pretty good.
297
00:17:42,551 --> 00:17:45,965
-[Distorted voice]
Horror fans are "so sick."
298
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,275
That's what you say to us.
And, well, maybe you're right.
299
00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:52,586
Maybe weare sick.
300
00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:54,620
Sick of the pretension.
301
00:17:54,655 --> 00:17:56,758
Sick of the world
looking down on us
302
00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:59,310
because we don't dare turn away
from the violent,
303
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:02,137
the sinister, the macabre.
304
00:18:02,172 --> 00:18:05,862
Oh, yes. We are sick.
305
00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:08,379
Sick of you judging us.
306
00:18:08,413 --> 00:18:13,344
And now a sickness
lies within you, as well.
307
00:18:13,379 --> 00:18:16,448
There's a poison
coursing through your veins,
308
00:18:16,482 --> 00:18:20,551
giving you mere minutes to put
what you learned from the film
309
00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:22,413
to the ultimate test.
310
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:25,172
It will do a number on you.
311
00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:28,689
Live or die. Make your choice.
312
00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:33,758
-I-I choose live.
313
00:18:33,793 --> 00:18:35,655
-Yeah.
-If it's a choice, right?
314
00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:38,000
-Yeah, d-def -- We choose live.
315
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,448
-We got Bert, guys.
We're gonna --
316
00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:41,862
I think we'll be okay.
-Wait, this is a prank.
317
00:18:41,896 --> 00:18:43,206
You all knew Chad.
318
00:18:43,241 --> 00:18:45,310
He wasn't smart enough
to do any of this.
319
00:18:45,344 --> 00:18:48,586
-Oi, when it comes to brains,
Chad is the dog's bollocks.
320
00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:51,068
-M-Maybe it's like an
escape room or something.
321
00:18:51,103 --> 00:18:53,517
-I did one of those once
on vacation.
322
00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:55,241
-It's an escape room.
323
00:18:55,275 --> 00:18:57,379
How fun. I love escape rooms.
324
00:18:57,413 --> 00:19:00,862
The key is we have to work
together as a team.
325
00:19:00,896 --> 00:19:02,206
I'll be project manager.
326
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,068
I think we should split up
into small groups
327
00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:05,482
and each take a section
of the room.
328
00:19:05,517 --> 00:19:07,793
That way, we can
cover more ground.
329
00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:09,413
-Uh, I did one of these once,
330
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,275
and the key was hidden
in my shoe.
331
00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:12,551
-Oi!
332
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,517
-I mean, maybe there's
a trap door or something.
333
00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:17,689
-Oh, great thinking.
Okay, let's split up.
334
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:22,068
You come with me.
You're a key fixture here, okay?
335
00:19:22,103 --> 00:19:23,724
Don't let anyone
tell you otherwi--
336
00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:25,827
[Retching]
337
00:19:25,862 --> 00:19:28,448
-Oh.
338
00:19:28,482 --> 00:19:31,793
Oh, my God. Are you --
Are you okay?
339
00:19:31,827 --> 00:19:34,724
-Oh, my God. Are youokay?
340
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,379
-Aah! Aah! My arm!
341
00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:38,827
-Holy shit.
-You barfed my arm off!
342
00:19:38,862 --> 00:19:40,620
Aaaah!
343
00:19:40,655 --> 00:19:42,620
-I think this might be real.
344
00:19:42,655 --> 00:19:46,965
-[Straining] It's just those
damn enchiladas.
345
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,655
-Oh, I got to take a Brad Pitt.
346
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,931
-What?
347
00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:53,620
-[Groans]
348
00:19:53,655 --> 00:19:57,206
-[Retching]
349
00:19:57,241 --> 00:20:05,793
♪♪
350
00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:14,586
♪♪
351
00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:18,034
-What are you doing?
352
00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:23,068
-I'll never let
anything happen to you.
353
00:20:23,103 --> 00:20:27,655
I love you.
354
00:20:27,689 --> 00:20:30,103
-[Breathes shakily]
355
00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:37,137
Is this real?
356
00:20:38,586 --> 00:20:41,241
-You bet, baby.
357
00:20:45,517 --> 00:20:47,275
-Oh.
358
00:20:50,413 --> 00:20:53,758
Holy shit.
359
00:20:55,586 --> 00:20:57,379
Oh, no.
360
00:21:02,551 --> 00:21:04,517
-[Screams]
361
00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:10,655
-Nooooooo!
362
00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:13,241
-Aaaaah!
363
00:21:16,206 --> 00:21:18,068
Oh, no, Bert. No, no, no.
364
00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:20,862
This doesn't look good
for you, man.
365
00:21:20,896 --> 00:21:23,931
-I'll make it.
-You -- Are you sure?
366
00:21:23,965 --> 00:21:26,379
It's, like, really bad.
It looks bad.
367
00:21:26,413 --> 00:21:30,310
-You'll be okay, too.
-How can you say that?
368
00:21:30,344 --> 00:21:32,275
You're the one
that makes me okay.
369
00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:35,413
You're the one that makes me
okay, Bert. You're my rock.
370
00:21:35,448 --> 00:21:37,103
-Kameron!
371
00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:38,620
Look at me!
372
00:21:38,655 --> 00:21:42,551
You always had it in you.
You can do this.
373
00:21:42,586 --> 00:21:45,793
I believe in you.
374
00:21:45,827 --> 00:21:48,413
-Really?
375
00:21:48,448 --> 00:21:50,793
Really?
376
00:21:50,827 --> 00:21:53,413
Yeah.
377
00:21:53,448 --> 00:21:54,931
Yeah.
378
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:58,000
[Retching]
379
00:22:04,586 --> 00:22:07,137
-Everyone remain calm.
380
00:22:07,172 --> 00:22:09,275
We just need to --
381
00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:11,862
[Retches]
382
00:22:11,896 --> 00:22:13,586
This really hurts.
383
00:22:16,206 --> 00:22:18,068
-What are the odds?
384
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,517
-Oh!
-Oh, oh.
385
00:22:19,551 --> 00:22:21,275
-Guess they're finally
together now.
386
00:22:21,310 --> 00:22:23,931
-Bert, this is your fault,
in a way. I hold you acc--
387
00:22:23,965 --> 00:22:25,689
Oh, what's that?
388
00:22:25,724 --> 00:22:29,103
[Machine whirring]
389
00:22:29,137 --> 00:22:33,620
-Holy shit.
It's a beer-pong table.
390
00:22:33,655 --> 00:22:44,241
♪♪
391
00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:54,689
♪♪
392
00:22:54,724 --> 00:22:55,931
[Ball clatters]
393
00:22:55,965 --> 00:22:58,965
-I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
394
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,586
It's about the numbers.
395
00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:03,379
-The Benjamins.
-What?
396
00:23:03,413 --> 00:23:06,448
No, the -- the creepy hooded guy
in the video said
397
00:23:06,482 --> 00:23:09,310
that the poison
would do a numberon us.
398
00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:12,241
There are numbers
on the sides of the cups.
399
00:23:12,275 --> 00:23:14,000
-Okay, so we take the antidote,
400
00:23:14,034 --> 00:23:16,000
we put it in the cups,
and we drink it.
401
00:23:16,034 --> 00:23:17,965
-In the correct cup
and you're fine,
402
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,689
but in the wrong cup...
403
00:23:19,724 --> 00:23:22,275
-[Retching]
-[Screaming]
404
00:23:33,482 --> 00:23:36,620
Probably something like that.
-Okay.
405
00:23:36,655 --> 00:23:38,241
-Oi.
406
00:23:38,275 --> 00:23:42,931
So just grab the balls, walk
them over, put them in the cups.
407
00:23:42,965 --> 00:23:45,965
-Force field is
at full strength.
408
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,137
-No good. That's bad.
409
00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,586
-What are you doing?
410
00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:59,103
Chad an I used to be quite the
beer-pong team back in college.
411
00:24:02,103 --> 00:24:05,655
But I need a little
liquid courage.
412
00:24:05,689 --> 00:24:08,827
[Belches]
413
00:24:08,862 --> 00:24:10,724
[Belches]
414
00:24:10,758 --> 00:24:12,517
What number?
-Uh...
415
00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:16,413
12.
416
00:24:21,137 --> 00:24:23,172
-[Cries out]
417
00:24:23,206 --> 00:24:25,655
[Uplifting rock music plays]
418
00:24:25,689 --> 00:24:30,137
♪♪
419
00:24:30,172 --> 00:24:32,137
-♪ I'm taking a chance
420
00:24:32,172 --> 00:24:34,172
♪ Risking it all
421
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:37,310
♪ For the thrill of a moment
422
00:24:37,344 --> 00:24:39,103
♪ I'm taking a stand
423
00:24:39,137 --> 00:24:41,793
♪ You ain't gonna fall
424
00:24:41,827 --> 00:24:44,655
♪ And you've always known it
425
00:24:44,689 --> 00:24:48,310
♪ They're dying to shake you
426
00:24:48,344 --> 00:24:50,827
♪ Trying their best
to break you ♪
427
00:24:50,862 --> 00:24:53,068
♪ And though the going's rough
428
00:24:53,103 --> 00:24:57,310
♪ You're going home as a hero
429
00:24:57,344 --> 00:25:01,206
♪ 'Cause there's thunder
in your heart ♪
430
00:25:01,241 --> 00:25:04,931
♪ Every move is like lightning
431
00:25:04,965 --> 00:25:06,517
♪ There's the power you feel
432
00:25:06,551 --> 00:25:12,068
♪ When you get your taste
of glory ♪
433
00:25:12,103 --> 00:25:15,517
♪ There's a fire gonna start
434
00:25:15,551 --> 00:25:19,172
♪ And you know they're
going under ♪
435
00:25:19,206 --> 00:25:21,103
♪ You can light the dark
436
00:25:21,137 --> 00:25:27,103
♪ When they hear your heart
of thunder ♪
437
00:25:27,137 --> 00:25:29,931
-[Laughs] Still got i!
438
00:25:29,965 --> 00:25:31,793
-Try my hand.
439
00:25:33,689 --> 00:25:38,241
-Well, here's to swimming
with bow-legged women.
440
00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:40,034
Am I right?
-Doesn't hold up.
441
00:25:40,068 --> 00:25:41,482
-Oh, right?
442
00:25:41,517 --> 00:25:44,448
-Um, here. That's you.
And this one's for you.
443
00:25:44,482 --> 00:25:45,724
-Well, here is to --
444
00:25:45,758 --> 00:25:48,896
-No, no, I can just drink.
Let's just drink it.
445
00:25:48,931 --> 00:25:50,517
Oh.
446
00:25:50,551 --> 00:25:54,379
♪♪
447
00:25:54,413 --> 00:25:57,103
[All groaning]
448
00:25:59,965 --> 00:26:01,586
-Are you some kind
of a math whiz?
449
00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:04,379
-No, no, I was --
was Chad's accountant.
450
00:26:04,413 --> 00:26:08,758
But I left to go pursue my
dreams of working with children.
451
00:26:08,793 --> 00:26:11,000
Guess that's --
It's all over now.
452
00:26:11,034 --> 00:26:12,310
-Oh, don't say that.
453
00:26:12,344 --> 00:26:15,931
Were you a teacher?
-Third-base coach.
454
00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:18,482
Kids will never know
when to go home now.
455
00:26:18,517 --> 00:26:20,862
-Well, you really
took charge back there.
456
00:26:20,896 --> 00:26:22,931
I like a man of action.
457
00:26:22,965 --> 00:26:26,689
You can get to third base
with me anytime.
458
00:26:26,724 --> 00:26:29,103
-Oh! Oi.
459
00:26:29,137 --> 00:26:31,965
-Oh, uh, sorry.
460
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,448
-Guys?
-Oh, shit.
461
00:26:34,482 --> 00:26:37,206
[Groaning, coughing]
462
00:26:42,793 --> 00:26:48,034
-♪ Everybody dies in the end
463
00:26:48,068 --> 00:26:50,965
♪ Everybody dies in the end
464
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:59,551
♪♪
465
00:26:59,586 --> 00:27:07,931
♪♪
466
00:27:07,965 --> 00:27:09,586
-Wasn't that fun?
467
00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:13,379
My favorite is Alex's twist
on that final-girl trope.
468
00:27:13,413 --> 00:27:17,689
And now on to our next
final girl, Miss Daisy.
469
00:27:17,724 --> 00:27:21,413
She's got a killer
that can't stop, won't stop
470
00:27:21,448 --> 00:27:23,586
driving her mad.
471
00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:27,241
[Chuckles]
Get it?
472
00:27:27,275 --> 00:27:28,689
"Driving Miss Daisy."
473
00:27:28,724 --> 00:27:31,482
-Oh, great. Another movie.
-You'll get there.
474
00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:34,689
But this is one of my all-time
favorite sequels.
475
00:27:34,724 --> 00:27:39,413
And sequels are the lifeblood
of the horror genre.
476
00:27:39,448 --> 00:27:41,275
Wink.
477
00:27:41,310 --> 00:27:44,103
So pay close attention
or you might just meet
478
00:27:44,137 --> 00:27:47,827
the same demise
as Miss Daisy yourself.
479
00:27:47,862 --> 00:27:50,103
Mm?
480
00:27:50,137 --> 00:27:52,103
-Daisy? I know Daisy.
481
00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:54,206
I was gonna break up with her.
I swear.
482
00:27:54,241 --> 00:27:56,862
Please. No. Oh, God.
[Knife slashing]
483
00:27:56,896 --> 00:27:58,344
Oh.
484
00:27:58,379 --> 00:28:01,000
Oh, please.
Don't stab me.
485
00:28:01,034 --> 00:28:03,379
Oh. Not the hand.
486
00:28:03,413 --> 00:28:04,620
Not the hand.
487
00:28:04,655 --> 00:28:15,965
♪♪
488
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:27,620
♪♪
489
00:28:27,655 --> 00:28:29,103
-[Screams]
490
00:28:29,137 --> 00:28:31,241
[Screaming]
491
00:28:31,275 --> 00:28:41,517
♪♪
492
00:28:41,551 --> 00:28:51,655
♪♪
493
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:53,517
Who is he?
494
00:28:55,379 --> 00:29:00,137
-He is evil incarnate,
conceived in Hell's womb.
495
00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:03,482
Born without a soul, nourished
by the teat of the Devil.
496
00:29:03,517 --> 00:29:08,793
Spanked by Satan himself.
He is the vessel of death.
497
00:29:08,827 --> 00:29:10,103
-[Whimpers]
498
00:29:10,137 --> 00:29:11,931
-My dear Daisy,
499
00:29:11,965 --> 00:29:13,689
he is your --
500
00:29:13,724 --> 00:29:15,551
[Knife slashes]
501
00:29:15,586 --> 00:29:25,137
♪♪
502
00:29:25,172 --> 00:29:26,793
[Gunshot]
-[Gasps]
503
00:29:26,827 --> 00:29:29,931
-Another nightmare?
-Stop the car.
504
00:29:29,965 --> 00:29:31,551
-We're almost to
my sister's place.
505
00:29:31,586 --> 00:29:34,310
-I said stop
the fucking car, Scott.
506
00:29:41,689 --> 00:29:45,827
-Your nightmares always
resurface around the 4th.
507
00:29:45,862 --> 00:29:48,724
You know that.
508
00:29:48,758 --> 00:29:50,241
-This was different.
509
00:29:50,275 --> 00:29:54,965
They're getting more, uh,
intense, more real.
510
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,896
I have to --
I have to go back to the cabin.
511
00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:02,862
In case he comes back.
-Daisy.
512
00:30:02,896 --> 00:30:07,034
It's been over 20 years.
513
00:30:07,068 --> 00:30:10,275
Baby, he's not coming back.
514
00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,896
-He always comes back.
515
00:
515
00:30:15,431 --> 00:30:23,120
♪♪
516
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:24,913
-Fine.
517
00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:29,396
♪♪
518
00:30:29,431 --> 00:30:31,155
But I'm coming with you.
519
00:30:31,189 --> 00:30:40,293
♪♪
520
00:30:40,327 --> 00:30:49,431
♪♪
521
00:30:49,465 --> 00:30:58,568
♪♪
522
00:30:58,603 --> 00:31:00,568
-We're here.
523
00:31:00,603 --> 00:31:03,017
[Bird cawing]
524
00:31:03,051 --> 00:31:10,431
♪♪
525
00:31:10,465 --> 00:31:18,017
♪♪
526
00:31:18,051 --> 00:31:20,568
Wait.
527
00:31:20,603 --> 00:31:22,293
Be right back.
528
00:31:22,327 --> 00:31:33,327
♪♪
529
00:31:33,362 --> 00:31:44,431
♪♪
530
00:31:44,465 --> 00:31:55,431
♪♪
531
00:31:55,465 --> 00:32:06,465
♪♪
532
00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:17,741
♪♪
533
00:32:17,775 --> 00:32:28,775
♪♪
534
00:32:28,810 --> 00:32:30,672
-Daisy.
535
00:32:30,706 --> 00:32:33,017
My dear Daisy,
I knew you'd come.
536
00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:39,603
♪♪
537
00:32:39,637 --> 00:32:41,948
-Dr. Castle.
538
00:32:41,982 --> 00:32:43,913
You're alive.
539
00:32:43,948 --> 00:32:45,465
-Do you...
540
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:47,948
know this guy?
541
00:32:47,982 --> 00:32:50,293
-Daisy.
Thank God you're here.
542
00:32:50,327 --> 00:32:53,948
I must reveal to you,
finally, the terrible truth.
543
00:32:53,982 --> 00:32:55,603
-He is your --
544
00:32:55,637 --> 00:32:58,327
-Brother. I know.
545
00:32:58,362 --> 00:33:00,500
-Oh. Oh, you do.
546
00:33:00,534 --> 00:33:02,741
-Dr. Castle.
547
00:33:02,775 --> 00:33:04,637
How did you know
I would come here tonight?
548
00:33:04,672 --> 00:33:08,120
This cabin and the 4th of July
are deeply interwoven
549
00:33:08,155 --> 00:33:11,155
[Distorted] into the
blood-soaked fabric...
550
00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:15,189
[Taps]
551
00:33:15,224 --> 00:33:17,741
Into the blood-soaked
fabric of the tragic tale
552
00:33:17,775 --> 00:33:19,879
on which you
and your brother is written.
553
00:33:19,913 --> 00:33:21,913
Not only did you come here
as children,
554
00:33:21,948 --> 00:33:24,431
but it is the cursed sight
of the very first night
555
00:33:24,465 --> 00:33:27,603
he came back to enact
his revenge on you.
556
00:33:27,637 --> 00:33:29,706
I remember that fateful day
of Independence
557
00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:32,706
as if it happened
in the fog of a bad dream.
558
00:33:32,741 --> 00:33:35,017
Fireworks going off
across the lake.
559
00:33:35,051 --> 00:33:38,913
Finding your friends' corpses.
Hearing your screams.
560
00:33:38,948 --> 00:33:42,086
Shooting him dozens of times
at point-blank range
561
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,672
only for the bastard
to rise up out of the ashes
562
00:33:44,706 --> 00:33:48,120
[Distorted] and give me this.
563
00:33:48,155 --> 00:33:51,500
Daisy, I came back here for the
same reason that you did.
564
00:33:51,534 --> 00:33:54,189
The inevitability
of Evil's return.
565
00:33:54,224 --> 00:33:55,568
Karma's killer.
566
00:33:55,603 --> 00:33:56,982
Fate's fiend.
567
00:33:57,017 --> 00:34:01,637
Your brother coming back
one last time.
568
00:34:03,672 --> 00:34:05,568
-Who the fuck is this guy?
569
00:34:05,603 --> 00:34:06,982
-After the last time
I killed him,
570
00:34:07,017 --> 00:34:10,431
I buried what
was left out there.
571
00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:12,706
I thought that was
the end of it.
572
00:34:14,051 --> 00:34:18,844
The final kill.
The start of a new beginning.
573
00:34:18,879 --> 00:34:21,741
-Daisy, I'm afraid there's one
more thing I must tell you.
574
00:34:21,775 --> 00:34:23,741
The bond between you
and your brother goes much
575
00:34:23,775 --> 00:34:25,810
deeper than merely the blood
that you share.
576
00:34:25,844 --> 00:34:27,913
-I don't like
where this is going.
577
00:34:27,948 --> 00:34:29,948
-Daisy, you are --
578
00:34:31,327 --> 00:34:32,500
-[Gasps]
579
00:34:32,534 --> 00:34:35,051
-[Mechanical gasping]
580
00:34:35,086 --> 00:34:36,775
[Body thuds]
581
00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:46,844
♪♪
582
00:34:46,879 --> 00:34:48,293
-Oh!
583
00:34:48,327 --> 00:34:54,741
♪♪
584
00:34:54,775 --> 00:35:00,913
♪♪
585
00:35:00,948 --> 00:35:02,431
[Screams]
586
00:35:02,465 --> 00:35:05,741
♪♪
587
00:35:05,775 --> 00:35:08,500
Will?
588
00:35:08,534 --> 00:35:12,189
-I love you, Daisy.
589
00:35:12,224 --> 00:35:14,086
Daisy, shoot him.
590
00:35:17,637 --> 00:35:21,706
-Craaazy night.
591
00:35:21,741 --> 00:35:23,844
-But I watched you die.
-Yeah.
592
00:35:23,879 --> 00:35:26,913
And you didn't shed
a single tear.
593
00:35:26,948 --> 00:35:30,603
You were too busy crying over
your shitty boyfriend, Greg.
594
00:35:30,637 --> 00:35:34,603
-Greg was a good guy.
-Greg was an asshole!
595
00:35:34,637 --> 00:35:38,224
I'm a good guy.
But you never wanted to date me.
596
00:35:38,258 --> 00:35:39,706
I cared about you, Daisy.
597
00:35:39,741 --> 00:35:43,637
-I cared about you, too.
As a friend.
598
00:35:43,672 --> 00:35:45,913
-Don't say that word.
599
00:35:45,948 --> 00:35:47,465
-What word?
600
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:48,844
Friend?
601
00:35:48,879 --> 00:35:51,810
-I don't want to
just be friends.
602
00:35:51,844 --> 00:35:53,706
I love you.
603
00:35:53,741 --> 00:35:56,913
If I can't have you, no one can.
604
00:36:02,086 --> 00:36:03,431
Come on!
605
00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:15,017
♪♪
606
00:36:15,051 --> 00:36:26,534
♪♪
607
00:36:26,568 --> 00:36:29,741
-[Groans]
608
00:36:29,775 --> 00:36:32,431
Daisy!
609
00:36:32,465 --> 00:36:33,637
You son of a bitch.
610
00:36:33,672 --> 00:36:36,948
You killed your own sister,
my wife.
611
00:36:36,982 --> 00:36:41,879
You. You're just a dream.
Dreams can't hurt you.
612
00:36:45,982 --> 00:36:50,120
I'm not a dead boyfriend.
I'm a dead husband.
613
00:36:51,879 --> 00:36:53,189
[Body thuds]
614
00:36:53,224 --> 00:36:59,948
♪♪
615
00:36:59,982 --> 00:37:01,741
-Oh.
616
00:37:01,775 --> 00:37:04,155
-[High-pitched] That's what I
was trying to tell you,
617
00:37:04,189 --> 00:37:05,534
my dear Daisy.
618
00:37:05,568 --> 00:37:08,672
You are both indestructible.
619
00:37:08,706 --> 00:37:11,465
Two sides of the same coin.
620
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:13,706
One light, one dark.
621
00:37:13,741 --> 00:37:17,017
Destined to continue
this nightmarish dance
622
00:37:17,051 --> 00:37:22,189
as long as you remain
in opposition.
623
00:37:22,224 --> 00:37:23,982
[Wheezes]
624
00:37:28,086 --> 00:37:30,327
[Neck cracks]
625
00:37:30,362 --> 00:37:38,982
♪♪
626
00:37:39,017 --> 00:37:40,465
-[Roars]
627
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:42,568
♪♪
628
00:37:42,603 --> 00:37:44,741
[Grunting]
629
00:37:44,775 --> 00:37:55,465
♪♪
630
00:37:55,500 --> 00:38:06,431
♪♪
631
00:38:06,465 --> 00:38:10,672
Tonight is the night
Icome back.
632
00:38:14,672 --> 00:38:18,879
Happy 4th of July, brother.
633
00:38:18,913 --> 00:38:20,189
-Oh?
634
00:38:20,224 --> 00:38:28,465
♪♪
635
00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:30,603
-[Screams]
636
00:38:30,637 --> 00:38:33,293
[Whimpering]
637
00:38:35,017 --> 00:38:37,637
[Fireworks whistling]
638
00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:53,051
♪♪
639
00:38:53,086 --> 00:39:03,775
♪♪
640
00:39:03,810 --> 00:39:14,431
♪♪
641
00:39:14,465 --> 00:39:25,120
♪♪
642
00:39:25,155 --> 00:39:29,396
[Screams]
643
00:39:29,431 --> 00:39:31,706
-Rad Chad loved you
all so dearly.
644
00:39:31,741 --> 00:39:33,120
-Nope.
645
00:39:33,155 --> 00:39:37,224
-But you were so grateful
and so disrespectful.
646
00:39:37,258 --> 00:39:39,120
-Fuck this shit.
-Honey.
647
00:39:39,155 --> 00:39:41,741
-No. We have to figure out
who's doing this to us.
648
00:39:41,775 --> 00:39:43,603
-Well, don't butcher me.
649
00:39:43,637 --> 00:39:45,603
I been across the pond.
650
00:39:45,637 --> 00:39:48,155
-Probably this creepy fuck.
651
00:39:50,086 --> 00:39:53,224
What?
You work at the funeral parlor.
652
00:39:53,258 --> 00:39:54,500
You got to be behind this.
653
00:39:54,534 --> 00:39:58,086
-I'm not.
They just have good benefits.
654
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,879
-I know who it is.
655
00:40:02,086 --> 00:40:03,637
His name is Sam.
656
00:40:03,672 --> 00:40:07,155
He was the only customer
keeping Chad's business afloat.
657
00:40:07,189 --> 00:40:09,948
His ultimate dream was to work
at the video store himself.
658
00:40:09,982 --> 00:40:12,155
But he wasn't, um...
659
00:40:12,189 --> 00:40:14,120
right.
660
00:40:14,155 --> 00:40:15,844
We all thought that he died
when he took an ax
661
00:40:15,879 --> 00:40:19,086
to the stomach
and all of his intestines...
662
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,948
-Owie!
-Come on.
663
00:40:20,982 --> 00:40:23,155
There's no way
anybody could survive that.
664
00:40:25,534 --> 00:40:28,568
-You can't kill pure evil.
665
00:40:28,603 --> 00:40:30,913
[Slow clapping]
666
00:40:30,948 --> 00:40:37,844
♪♪
667
00:40:37,879 --> 00:40:44,500
♪♪
668
00:40:44,534 --> 00:40:46,706
-How are you here?
669
00:40:46,741 --> 00:40:49,879
-Oh, I've been here
the entire time.
670
00:40:49,913 --> 00:40:52,431
You just haven't looked
closely enough.
671
00:40:52,465 --> 00:41:03,775
♪♪
672
00:41:03,810 --> 00:41:06,327
-He double-dipped a chip!
673
00:41:06,362 --> 00:41:08,637
He's an animal.
674
00:41:08,672 --> 00:41:10,706
-So here you all are.
675
00:41:10,741 --> 00:41:15,534
At my best friend's funeral.
But why?
676
00:41:15,568 --> 00:41:17,672
None of you appreciated
the Horror Emporium.
677
00:41:17,706 --> 00:41:20,120
-Huh?
-The what? What?
678
00:41:20,155 --> 00:41:23,120
Rad Chad's Horror Emporium.
679
00:41:23,155 --> 00:41:24,396
-Never heard of it.
680
00:41:24,431 --> 00:41:28,948
-No.
-His masterpiece?
681
00:41:28,982 --> 00:41:32,603
-His gift to this wretched world
that you all let go to waste.
682
00:41:32,637 --> 00:41:35,155
-It was a video store.
683
00:41:35,189 --> 00:41:37,637
I kept telling him,
brick-and-mortar is dead.
684
00:41:37,672 --> 00:41:38,948
-Especially in this economy.
685
00:41:38,982 --> 00:41:40,465
-It's just a bunch
of dumb B-movies.
686
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,913
-Silence!
687
00:41:42,948 --> 00:41:46,982
Okay. This is the shit
that I'm talking about.
688
00:41:47,017 --> 00:41:52,224
You never appreciated Chad,
and you don't appreciate horror.
689
00:41:52,258 --> 00:41:53,982
Not you all.
690
00:41:54,017 --> 00:41:55,741
Noooo!
691
00:41:55,775 --> 00:41:57,431
You don't even know
your own privilege.
692
00:41:57,465 --> 00:42:00,500
-You're a straight white dude
who lives at home with his mom.
693
00:42:00,534 --> 00:42:02,293
-I am a disabled,
straight white dude
694
00:42:02,327 --> 00:42:05,431
who lives at home with his
meemaw, thank you very much.
695
00:42:05,465 --> 00:42:06,706
You're discriminating
against me.
696
00:42:06,741 --> 00:42:08,534
-She didn't discriminate
against you.
697
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:11,224
She just pointed out --
-Facts.
698
00:42:11,258 --> 00:42:12,534
-Yeah.
-Okay.
699
00:42:12,568 --> 00:42:16,017
Just shut up! Just shut up!
700
00:42:16,051 --> 00:42:17,810
Jesus.
701
00:42:17,844 --> 00:42:20,741
It is time
to play a little game.
702
00:42:20,775 --> 00:42:29,155
♪♪
703
00:42:29,189 --> 00:42:37,431
♪♪
704
00:42:37,465 --> 00:42:46,017
♪♪
705
00:42:46,051 --> 00:42:49,086
-[Groaning]
706
00:42:51,189 --> 00:42:52,603
[Groans]
707
00:42:52,637 --> 00:42:54,293
No, I don't like this.
708
00:42:54,327 --> 00:42:59,637
-And once again, you failed
to take horror seriously.
709
00:42:59,672 --> 00:43:01,672
You mocked. You laughed.
710
00:43:01,706 --> 00:43:04,431
You called horror a B-movie.
711
00:43:04,465 --> 00:43:07,362
Well, the real horror
is the 10,000 bees
712
00:43:07,396 --> 00:43:09,913
that I just put inside of you.
713
00:43:09,948 --> 00:43:13,120
Can you be like Daisy
and pull back the masks
714
00:43:13,155 --> 00:43:17,327
that you hide behind
to reveal your true selves,
715
00:43:17,362 --> 00:43:19,775
or will you be ravaged
from the insides
716
00:43:19,810 --> 00:43:23,189
by a swarm of angry bees?
717
00:43:23,224 --> 00:43:24,568
Time to get busy.
718
00:43:24,603 --> 00:43:26,948
The choice is yours.
719
00:43:26,982 --> 00:43:30,120
"X" marks the spot.
720
00:43:30,155 --> 00:43:31,741
-I mean, he didn't --
721
00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:33,706
he couldn't have put
bees inside of us.
722
00:43:33,741 --> 00:43:35,741
-Well, we were
pretty mean to him.
723
00:43:35,775 --> 00:43:38,844
-You do catch more bees
with honey than with vinegar.
724
00:43:38,879 --> 00:43:42,293
-It's not bees. It's flies.
-A bee just came out of you.
725
00:43:42,327 --> 00:43:43,637
-A bee just came out
of your arm.
726
00:43:43,672 --> 00:43:45,844
-Oh, there are bees!
-Oh, my God!
727
00:43:45,879 --> 00:43:47,500
-Oh, God.
-The bees are real.
728
00:43:47,534 --> 00:43:48,844
The bees are real!
729
00:43:48,879 --> 00:43:50,327
-Okay, okay.
What do we know about bees?
730
00:43:50,362 --> 00:43:52,500
What do we know about bees?
731
00:43:52,534 --> 00:43:53,879
-"Time to get busy."
732
00:43:53,913 --> 00:43:57,500
Busy as a bee.
We -- We have to keep moving.
733
00:43:57,534 --> 00:43:59,086
-I don't think
that's how this works.
734
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,568
-Yeah. No, no, no, no.
735
00:44:00,603 --> 00:44:03,672
If you stop dancing,
the bees start stinging.
736
00:44:03,706 --> 00:44:05,431
So-- Someone give me a beat.
737
00:44:05,465 --> 00:44:07,293
-[Beatboxing]
738
00:44:07,327 --> 00:44:09,879
-Yes.
739
00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:13,155
-What are you guys doing?
Come on, you need to focus.
740
00:44:13,189 --> 00:44:14,603
-Maybe we could sweep 'em out.
741
00:44:14,637 --> 00:44:17,189
-What?
-You know, like a chimney sweep.
742
00:44:17,224 --> 00:44:20,603
-That's still a thing?
-It's coming back in a big way.
743
00:44:20,637 --> 00:44:23,293
Big chimney tried to push
us little guys out,
744
00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:25,844
but chimneys are
recession-proof.
745
00:44:25,879 --> 00:44:27,982
You should check out
my OnlyFans.
746
00:44:28,017 --> 00:44:30,465
Boasts big chimneys.
747
00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:33,224
[Choking]
748
00:44:35,362 --> 00:44:38,224
The bees!
I don't want to die!
749
00:44:38,258 --> 00:44:40,603
[Shouting]
750
00:44:43,189 --> 00:44:45,672
[Bees buzzing]
751
00:44:48,982 --> 00:44:51,293
-Hey, guys,
I think it's working.
752
00:44:51,327 --> 00:44:52,879
I think it's working.
753
00:44:54,534 --> 00:44:55,982
-Take off our masks?
754
00:44:56,017 --> 00:45:00,362
In the movie,
the mask was in the dresser.
755
00:45:00,396 --> 00:45:03,775
"X" marks the spot.
756
00:45:03,810 --> 00:45:05,637
Come get your goddamn keys.
757
00:45:05,672 --> 00:45:08,017
-That makes sense.
758
00:45:11,948 --> 00:45:19,431
♪♪
759
00:45:19,465 --> 00:45:27,189
♪♪
760
00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:29,706
-It's cinnamon.
761
00:45:29,741 --> 00:45:33,258
-I use it in my garden.
It kills bees.
762
00:45:33,293 --> 00:45:34,879
-Oh.
763
00:45:34,913 --> 00:45:38,603
Since I moved to the city,
I can't have a garden anymore.
764
00:45:38,637 --> 00:45:40,362
-It's relaxing.
765
00:45:40,396 --> 00:45:41,948
I work for a nonprofit
that teaches
766
00:45:41,982 --> 00:45:43,741
inner-city children
how to garden.
767
00:45:43,775 --> 00:45:46,431
-Oh, that's nice. Ow!
-Okay. Fuck, no.
768
00:45:46,465 --> 00:45:49,051
Have you guys not seen YouTube?
The Cinnamon Challenge?
769
00:45:49,086 --> 00:45:50,431
That shit'll kill us.
770
00:45:50,465 --> 00:45:52,293
-You guys, I don't think
the dancing worked.
771
00:45:52,327 --> 00:45:54,775
I think it just made them angry.
Ow!
772
00:45:54,810 --> 00:45:57,258
One just stung my kidney.
773
00:45:57,293 --> 00:46:00,017
-We don't have a choice.
-[Groans]
774
00:46:03,948 --> 00:46:05,948
-[Grunts]
775
00:46:11,224 --> 00:46:20,155
♪♪
776
00:46:20,189 --> 00:46:28,603
♪♪
777
00:46:28,637 --> 00:46:31,534
[All coughing]
778
00:46:33,637 --> 00:46:35,568
[Spoon clatters]
779
00:46:39,293 --> 00:46:42,844
-We made a huge mistake.
We should've chosen the bees.
780
00:46:42,879 --> 00:46:46,327
We should've chosen the bees!
[Screams]
781
00:46:46,362 --> 00:46:48,120
-[Screams]
782
00:46:48,155 --> 00:46:50,051
[Coughs]
783
00:46:50,086 --> 00:46:58,396
♪♪
784
00:46:58,431 --> 00:47:00,120
-What are you doing?
785
00:47:00,155 --> 00:47:03,500
-It's too late for me.
786
00:47:03,534 --> 00:47:07,258
-No, you still have time.
-I'm allergic to bees.
787
00:47:10,258 --> 00:47:12,017
Hey, um, I'm --
788
00:47:12,051 --> 00:47:13,568
[Coughs]
789
00:47:13,603 --> 00:47:16,844
I'm really sorry about
what I said about you earlier.
790
00:47:16,879 --> 00:47:20,155
That really wasn't cool.
-It's okay.
791
00:47:20,189 --> 00:47:21,775
I'm different.
792
00:47:21,810 --> 00:47:24,775
But we're all different,
aren't we?
793
00:47:24,810 --> 00:47:29,120
And that is what
makes us special.
794
00:47:29,155 --> 00:47:31,879
-That's so beautiful.
795
00:47:35,775 --> 00:47:36,844
-Oh, God.
796
00:47:36,879 --> 00:47:40,086
-And it's time for you all
to move on
797
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,293
and live your special lives.
798
00:47:44,465 --> 00:47:46,293
-God dang.
-Again?
799
00:47:46,327 --> 00:47:48,534
-God.
-Seriously?
800
00:47:50,362 --> 00:47:52,155
-Oh, God.
801
00:47:52,189 --> 00:47:59,431
♪♪
802
00:47:59,465 --> 00:48:01,741
[Bee buzzing]
803
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:05,741
[Chains clinking]
804
00:48:05,775 --> 00:48:10,568
♪♪
805
00:48:10,603 --> 00:48:12,500
-What the fuck are you
talking about, fungible?
806
00:48:12,534 --> 00:48:14,741
-What the fuck does
fungible mean?
807
00:48:19,327 --> 00:48:21,879
-Oh. I didn't see you there.
808
00:48:21,913 --> 00:48:24,741
I was just reading
about Papa's big comeback.
809
00:48:24,775 --> 00:48:28,948
Anywho, that last film
was a real doozy, wasn't it?
810
00:48:28,982 --> 00:48:31,396
But now we have
a spooky treat from
811
00:48:31,431 --> 00:48:33,224
[English accent]
across the pond.
812
00:48:33,258 --> 00:48:36,879
[Normal voice] It was an early
Rad Chad's Rad Recommendation.
813
00:48:36,913 --> 00:48:40,431
So sit back
and hold on to your butts.
814
00:48:40,465 --> 00:48:50,741
♪♪
815
00:48:50,775 --> 00:48:53,534
-His instructions said,
"We want mental openness."
816
00:48:53,568 --> 00:48:54,810
I probably shouldn't
have done that.
817
00:48:54,844 --> 00:48:56,431
-The curious cat gets the cream.
818
00:48:56,465 --> 00:48:58,637
-Oh, I'm not sure
that's how that goes.
819
00:48:58,672 --> 00:48:59,913
-There he is.
820
00:48:59,948 --> 00:49:01,603
-What am I meant
to be looking at here?
821
00:49:01,637 --> 00:49:03,844
-I see it, in the curtains.
-What the hell is that?
822
00:49:03,879 --> 00:49:05,672
-It's the "Three Men
and a Baby" ghost.
823
00:49:05,706 --> 00:49:08,224
-That's a cardboard cutout
of a kid.
824
00:49:08,258 --> 00:49:10,775
-Open your minds, guys.
825
00:49:10,810 --> 00:49:12,293
[Camera shutter clicks]
826
00:49:12,327 --> 00:49:14,810
-This is why you've woken me up
at 5:00 a.m. today?
827
00:49:14,844 --> 00:49:16,844
-Apparently, the kid
of one of the crew was
828
00:49:16,879 --> 00:49:18,913
messing around on set
and then...
829
00:49:18,948 --> 00:49:23,327
He fell out of the window
and landed on some prop swords.
830
00:49:23,362 --> 00:49:24,844
They tried to cover it up,
831
00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:26,844
but that just made
the ghost kid angry.
832
00:49:26,879 --> 00:49:28,500
-Why were there swords
on the set of
833
00:49:28,534 --> 00:49:29,879
"Three Men and a Baby"?
834
00:49:29,913 --> 00:49:32,879
-Open your mind, Rachel.
-It's open. It's open.
835
00:49:32,913 --> 00:49:35,086
-My mum always says
if you open your mind too much,
836
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:36,431
you let the bats in.
837
00:49:36,465 --> 00:49:37,913
Squawk!
838
00:49:37,948 --> 00:49:41,258
-Some people say that you can
see a shotgun in his hand
839
00:49:41,293 --> 00:49:42,775
because he shot himself.
840
00:49:42,810 --> 00:49:45,224
-So a little kid committed
suicide on a film set?
841
00:49:45,258 --> 00:49:47,086
-Yeah.
-Grim.
842
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:51,051
-And he's showing you the gun.
He's showing you how he did it.
843
00:49:51,086 --> 00:49:53,396
-Oh, I think they knew
how he did it based on there
844
00:49:53,431 --> 00:49:55,810
being a gunshot wound
in his head.
845
00:49:55,844 --> 00:50:00,913
-So did he fall out of the
window or did he shoot himself?
846
00:50:00,948 --> 00:50:03,086
-It says here it's just
Ted Danson in a tuxedo
847
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,362
doing a dog-food commercial.
848
00:50:05,396 --> 00:50:06,637
-In a tuxedo?
849
00:50:06,672 --> 00:50:09,017
-You know, for fancy dogs.
850
00:50:09,051 --> 00:50:17,844
♪♪
851
00:50:17,879 --> 00:50:19,293
[Shouts]
852
00:50:19,327 --> 00:50:26,293
♪♪
853
00:50:26,327 --> 00:50:33,120
♪♪
854
00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:35,672
-Thanks for helping me pack
all my brother's stuff.
855
00:50:35,706 --> 00:50:38,810
-You know we wouldn't
let you do this alone.
856
00:50:38,844 --> 00:50:41,913
Have you ever seen
"Three Men and a Baby"?
857
00:50:41,948 --> 00:50:45,120
-No.
-Come on. It's Ted Danson.
858
00:50:45,155 --> 00:50:46,706
Ted Danson.
859
00:50:46,741 --> 00:50:50,913
You know Ted Danson, right?
-Who the fuck is Ted Danson?
860
00:50:50,948 --> 00:50:53,500
-Well, I guess
the song is wrong.
861
00:50:53,534 --> 00:50:56,500
Everybody doesn'tknow his name.
862
00:50:58,017 --> 00:51:00,224
Why did your brother live in
a lighthouse again?
863
00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:01,534
-Everyone always
used to tell him
864
00:51:01,568 --> 00:51:03,189
that his head was
in the clouds,
865
00:51:03,224 --> 00:51:06,431
so I guess this was his way
of living up to the expectation.
866
00:51:06,465 --> 00:51:09,155
-I see what you did there.
-Cheers.
867
00:51:09,189 --> 00:51:10,465
-Oh.
868
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:18,465
♪♪
869
00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:26,465
♪♪
870
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,948
-Zoe, can I have this?
871
00:51:31,224 --> 00:51:33,017
-Are you okay?
872
00:51:35,465 --> 00:51:37,431
Are you sure you want to
stay here tonight?
873
00:51:37,465 --> 00:51:42,672
-Yeah. Yeah. I'm just puzzled
why he wanted me to have this.
874
00:51:44,086 --> 00:51:47,327
-Is that the one thing he said
he wanted you to have?
875
00:51:47,362 --> 00:51:48,775
-Kind of.
876
00:51:48,810 --> 00:51:51,465
It's more like he wanted me
to take care of it
877
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:53,775
but not watch it.
878
00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:58,879
My brother was into some
really weird shit.
879
00:51:58,913 --> 00:52:00,500
-Whoo!
880
00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:02,327
I found the remote.
881
00:52:02,362 --> 00:52:07,948
♪♪
882
00:52:07,982 --> 00:52:09,431
-Oh, that's better.
883
00:52:09,465 --> 00:52:12,741
Oh, my God. It's scarier
when it's ginormous.
884
00:52:12,775 --> 00:52:16,189
-Is it just me or does he have
tentacles for arms?
885
00:52:16,224 --> 00:52:17,500
-It's you.
886
00:52:17,534 --> 00:52:19,051
I think that's just
a shadow, Zoe.
887
00:52:19,086 --> 00:52:21,844
I mean, we just want to see
what we want to see.
888
00:52:21,879 --> 00:52:24,568
-No, look closer.
-Yeah. It's not tentacles.
889
00:52:24,603 --> 00:52:27,775
It looks more like blades
for arms.
890
00:52:27,810 --> 00:52:30,568
-But why would a boy
who either fell out of a window
891
00:52:30,603 --> 00:52:34,155
or shot himself come back
a super-sword man?
892
00:52:36,706 --> 00:52:39,913
[Camera shutter clicking]
893
00:52:43,189 --> 00:52:44,879
What?
894
00:52:44,913 --> 00:52:52,362
♪♪
895
00:52:52,396 --> 00:52:54,913
[Fly buzzing]
896
00:52:54,948 --> 00:53:02,327
♪♪
897
00:53:02,362 --> 00:53:04,051
[Screams]
898
00:53:04,086 --> 00:53:11,017
♪♪
899
00:53:11,051 --> 00:53:12,879
What?
900
00:53:14,568 --> 00:53:16,982
-I'm sleeping with you tonight,
Rachel.
901
00:53:17,017 --> 00:53:19,293
-I'll wear my best
pajamas for you.
902
00:53:19,327 --> 00:53:21,155
-Do you want to go?
903
00:53:21,189 --> 00:53:30,431
♪♪
904
00:53:30,465 --> 00:53:39,672
♪♪
905
00:53:39,706 --> 00:53:41,706
-These are your best pajamas?
906
00:53:41,741 --> 00:53:44,741
-I hope you brought earplugs
'cause I snore like a kaiju.
907
00:53:44,775 --> 00:53:52,500
♪♪
908
00:53:52,534 --> 00:53:54,741
-Why did you
want me to see this?
909
00:53:54,775 --> 00:54:04,155
♪♪
910
00:54:04,189 --> 00:54:13,431
♪♪
911
00:54:13,465 --> 00:54:23,017
♪♪
912
00:54:23,051 --> 00:54:25,017
[Gunshots]
913
00:54:25,051 --> 00:54:27,017
♪♪
914
00:54:27,051 --> 00:54:29,913
-[Snoring]
915
00:54:29,948 --> 00:54:40,327
♪♪
916
00:54:40,362 --> 00:54:51,017
♪♪
917
00:54:51,051 --> 00:55:01,465
♪♪
918
00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:03,155
-Aah!
919
00:55:03,189 --> 00:55:11,982
♪♪
920
00:55:12,017 --> 00:55:20,534
♪♪
921
00:55:20,568 --> 00:55:24,155
[Screaming]
922
00:55:24,189 --> 00:55:31,913
♪♪
923
00:55:31,948 --> 00:55:39,637
♪♪
924
00:55:39,672 --> 00:55:42,879
-It was sword man.
925
00:55:42,913 --> 00:55:47,362
♪♪
926
00:55:47,396 --> 00:55:49,534
-[Screams]
927
00:55:52,224 --> 00:55:53,706
Huh?
928
00:55:53,741 --> 00:56:01,741
♪♪
929
00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:03,775
-[Screams]
[Glass shatters]
930
00:56:03,810 --> 00:56:14,293
♪♪
931
00:56:14,327 --> 00:56:16,051
What the fuck?!
932
00:56:20,293 --> 00:56:23,224
-Come on.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
933
00:56:23,258 --> 00:56:25,293
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Come on.
934
00:56:25,327 --> 00:56:31,706
♪♪
935
00:56:31,741 --> 00:56:34,155
-Not again?
-No!
936
00:56:34,189 --> 00:56:43,051
♪♪
937
00:56:43,086 --> 00:56:52,051
♪♪
938
00:56:52,086 --> 00:57:01,051
♪♪
939
00:57:01,086 --> 00:57:03,155
-[Growling]
940
00:57:03,189 --> 00:57:14,155
♪♪
941
00:57:14,189 --> 00:57:17,189
[Screaming]
942
00:57:17,224 --> 00:57:25,879
♪♪
943
00:57:25,913 --> 00:57:34,431
♪♪
944
00:57:34,465 --> 00:57:43,189
♪♪
945
00:57:43,224 --> 00:57:51,948
♪♪
946
00:57:51,982 --> 00:57:54,155
[Door hinges creak]
947
00:57:54,189 --> 00:58:00,775
♪♪
948
00:58:00,810 --> 00:58:07,258
♪♪
949
00:58:07,293 --> 00:58:09,603
-Shit. God damn it.
Fucking Jesus.
950
00:58:09,637 --> 00:58:11,637
Sorry, guys.
That got away from me there.
951
00:58:11,672 --> 00:58:12,948
That was -- That was
unprofessional.
952
00:58:12,982 --> 00:58:16,017
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
I don't like this.
953
00:58:16,051 --> 00:58:18,155
Okay, so he's
the mean, sinister type.
954
00:58:20,948 --> 00:58:22,396
[Coughs]
955
00:58:22,431 --> 00:58:24,189
Now let's play a game.
956
00:58:26,086 --> 00:58:28,396
-Gonna name your dog Chalupa?
[Laugh track]
957
00:58:28,431 --> 00:58:29,844
-Other aerosols suck.
958
00:58:29,879 --> 00:58:32,465
-Every night is movie night.
959
00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:39,431
♪♪
960
00:58:39,465 --> 00:58:40,844
-They're tropes.
961
00:58:40,879 --> 00:58:44,189
So here's your apple martini
and your trope,
962
00:58:44,224 --> 00:58:45,741
Mr. Horror Dude.
963
00:58:45,775 --> 00:58:48,741
Welcome to prime time, bitch.
964
00:58:48,775 --> 00:59:00,120
♪♪
965
00:59:00,155 --> 00:59:02,051
-[Grunting]
966
00:59:04,913 --> 00:59:07,741
[Screams]
967
00:59:07,775 --> 00:59:09,534
[Exhales]
968
00:59:11,810 --> 00:59:13,844
It's time.
969
00:59:13,879 --> 00:59:16,396
Your journey has reached
a new threshold.
970
00:59:16,431 --> 00:59:18,155
And now...
971
00:59:18,189 --> 00:59:19,844
[Metal squeaking]
972
00:59:19,879 --> 00:59:22,327
Excuse me.
973
00:59:22,362 --> 00:59:24,086
Okay.
974
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,362
As I was saying...
975
00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:28,706
-So, I'm off the clock?
976
00:59:28,741 --> 00:59:31,224
-Okay, could we just have,
like, a modicum
977
00:59:31,258 --> 00:59:33,051
of professionalism here?
978
00:59:33,086 --> 00:59:35,189
Okay? I mean, what kind of ship
do you think we're running?
979
00:59:35,224 --> 00:59:38,465
-Hey. No, that's on me.
I get you. Let's get back to it.
980
00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:40,189
-Jesus.
981
00:59:40,224 --> 00:59:42,844
Unbelievable.
982
00:59:42,879 --> 00:59:45,189
Okay, as I was saying
before I --
983
00:59:45,224 --> 00:59:47,879
[Metal squeaking]
984
00:59:47,913 --> 00:59:51,948
As I was saying before I was
so rudely interrupted,
985
00:59:51,982 --> 00:59:57,155
it is now time for one of you
to walk the path
986
00:59:57,189 --> 00:59:59,534
less walk-ed.
987
00:59:59,568 --> 01:00:01,844
Not walked a lot or whatever.
988
01:00:01,879 --> 01:00:04,327
One of you will take this camera
and venture
989
01:00:04,362 --> 01:00:09,741
into the depths of horror
not yet known and not yet found,
990
01:00:09,775 --> 01:00:12,948
although the footage
will be found at a later time.
991
01:00:12,982 --> 01:00:14,741
Okay. This is really --
I'm fucking this up.
992
01:00:14,775 --> 01:00:16,948
And it's because
that little fucking freak
993
01:00:16,982 --> 01:00:18,706
threw me off of my game,
and the TV
994
01:00:18,741 --> 01:00:19,982
is kind of tugging
on my neck a little bit.
995
01:00:20,017 --> 01:00:21,913
So let's just get
this over with, okay?
996
01:00:21,948 --> 01:00:24,431
Go into the darkness and find
the key to release your friends.
997
01:00:24,465 --> 01:00:26,396
If you succeed,
they will be spared.
998
01:00:26,431 --> 01:00:27,706
If you fail,
999
01:00:27,741 --> 01:00:29,120
their skin will be ripped
from their bodies.
1000
01:00:29,155 --> 01:00:33,327
Oh, and whatever you do,
don't stop filming.
1001
01:00:33,362 --> 01:00:40,603
Now, who among you is willing
to make the ultimate sacrifice?
1002
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,637
Choose wisely.
1003
01:00:42,672 --> 01:00:44,568
-I mean, how do we choose?
1004
01:00:44,603 --> 01:00:47,086
-We could Rochambeau.
-Excuse me.
1005
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:49,775
Bo's dead.
1006
01:00:49,810 --> 01:00:51,810
-I'll do it.
-Like hell you will.
1007
01:00:51,844 --> 01:00:53,879
-Hey, maybe we should do
rock, paper, scissors.
1008
01:00:53,913 --> 01:00:56,672
-Hey, I think
you're a fucking idiot.
1009
01:00:56,706 --> 01:00:59,810
Eenie, meenie, miney, mo.
1010
01:00:59,844 --> 01:01:04,120
Catch a tiger by its toe.
1011
01:01:04,155 --> 01:01:07,431
If he hollers, make him pay
$50 every day.
1012
01:01:07,465 --> 01:01:11,672
And you are...
1013
01:01:11,706 --> 01:01:13,086
it.
1014
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:14,327
[Laughing]
1015
01:01:14,362 --> 01:01:15,879
-No.
1016
01:01:19,189 --> 01:01:22,051
-Okay, here I am.
-No, no, no.
1017
01:01:22,086 --> 01:01:23,741
You can't do that, Mom.
1018
01:01:23,775 --> 01:01:26,465
-I've dealt with puny men
like him before.
1019
01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:29,017
But look, if something happens,
1020
01:01:29,051 --> 01:01:33,637
I want you to know
I'm fully supportive of...
1021
01:01:33,672 --> 01:01:37,603
-Wait, really?
-Love is love, baby.
1022
01:01:39,637 --> 01:01:41,086
-Oh, God.
-Watch it, mad man.
1023
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:43,706
-And now you all lose
because you're all losers.
1024
01:01:43,741 --> 01:01:44,879
Every single one of you.
1025
01:01:44,913 --> 01:01:48,224
-It's go time, bitch.
-Good.
1026
01:01:48,258 --> 01:01:50,879
That's real good.
[Alarm buzzes]
1027
01:01:50,913 --> 01:02:02,672
♪♪
1028
01:02:02,706 --> 01:02:07,051
Now let the suffering begin.
1029
01:02:07,086 --> 01:02:09,948
Ooh! Watch that shit.
1030
01:02:09,982 --> 01:02:13,293
Watch it.
-Come on, Mom. Come on.
1031
01:02:13,327 --> 01:02:16,327
-[Panting]
1032
01:02:16,362 --> 01:02:18,293
[Alarm buzzes]
1033
01:02:18,327 --> 01:02:21,258
[Rattling]
1034
01:02:21,293 --> 01:02:22,741
-Oh!
1035
01:02:22,775 --> 01:02:24,327
Oh, God.
1036
01:02:24,362 --> 01:02:27,293
[Alarm buzzes]
Aah! Shit!
1037
01:02:27,327 --> 01:02:28,810
-Oh.
1038
01:02:32,465 --> 01:02:34,224
[Alarm buzzes]
1039
01:02:37,155 --> 01:02:39,879
-Am I the only one that's
getting hit with these things?
1040
01:02:39,913 --> 01:02:42,465
-Must suck, man.
1041
01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:45,189
-Ow! God!
1042
01:02:45,224 --> 01:02:47,879
-Hey, I found a key.
1043
01:02:47,913 --> 01:02:50,051
[Screams]
1044
01:02:50,086 --> 01:02:51,258
[Alarm buzzes]
1045
01:02:51,293 --> 01:02:53,603
-[Gasps]
What the fuck is that?
1046
01:02:53,637 --> 01:02:56,086
-Ah! This is the greatest
day of my life.
1047
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:59,258
-What the fuck is up, Sam?
1048
01:02:59,293 --> 01:03:02,327
My nipple? Really? My nipple?
1049
01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:04,017
Oh! My penis.
1050
01:03:04,051 --> 01:03:06,086
Oh, God!
1051
01:03:08,224 --> 01:03:12,913
-You have played valiantly,
but now it must come to an end.
1052
01:03:14,741 --> 01:03:18,465
I have such sights to show you.
1053
01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:20,293
-[Screams]
1054
01:03:20,327 --> 01:03:31,465
♪♪
1055
01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:34,224
-Why?!
1056
01:03:34,258 --> 01:03:36,913
Oh, the humanity!
1057
01:03:36,948 --> 01:03:40,086
[Clock ticking]
1058
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:41,982
-[Screams]
1059
01:03:42,017 --> 01:03:45,500
[Monster snarling]
1060
01:03:45,534 --> 01:03:47,948
-Is it good?
1061
01:03:47,982 --> 01:03:50,155
What's happening?
Hey, everybody.
1062
01:03:50,189 --> 01:03:53,810
All joking aside, if you are
uncomfortable right now
1063
01:03:53,844 --> 01:03:56,603
and you've had enough suffering,
let me know and we'll go ahead
1064
01:03:56,637 --> 01:03:58,396
and find a way
for you to leave early.
1065
01:03:58,431 --> 01:04:01,775
-Oh, God, yes. Please stop.
1066
01:04:01,810 --> 01:04:02,844
-Gross.
1067
01:04:02,879 --> 01:04:04,534
-It's never gonna fucking stop.
1068
01:04:04,568 --> 01:04:05,706
-I'm gonna fucking kill you.
1069
01:04:05,741 --> 01:04:08,637
-I will tear your soul apart.
1070
01:04:10,948 --> 01:04:12,637
-Mom!
1071
01:04:12,672 --> 01:04:14,913
-Oh, you're alive.
Very impressive.
1072
01:04:14,948 --> 01:04:16,465
But ultimately,
it doesn't matter
1073
01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:17,879
because you didn't get the key.
1074
01:04:17,913 --> 01:04:19,879
Sorry. You lose.
1075
01:04:19,913 --> 01:04:25,431
♪♪
1076
01:04:25,465 --> 01:04:27,155
Jesus wept.
1077
01:04:27,189 --> 01:04:29,879
♪♪
1078
01:04:29,913 --> 01:04:31,948
[Alarm buzzes]
1079
01:04:31,982 --> 01:04:34,568
-Okay. It's time for me
to finally skedaddle.
1080
01:04:34,603 --> 01:04:35,948
I'll see you
in the third one, okay?
1081
01:04:35,982 --> 01:04:37,500
-Oh, great.
The chains are gone. Thanks.
1082
01:04:37,534 --> 01:04:39,086
That's the really --
1083
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:42,017
That was the really
uncomfortable part for me.
1084
01:04:42,051 --> 01:04:44,534
[Chains whipping]
1085
01:04:44,568 --> 01:04:46,431
[Squelching]
1086
01:04:46,465 --> 01:04:49,844
♪♪
1087
01:04:49,879 --> 01:04:52,603
-No!
1088
01:04:52,637 --> 01:04:56,051
-No!
-Oh, God!
1089
01:04:56,086 --> 01:05:00,948
♪♪
1090
01:05:00,982 --> 01:05:03,500
-You asshole.
She won fair and square.
1091
01:05:03,534 --> 01:05:05,706
-You're the square.
-Fuck you.
1092
01:05:05,741 --> 01:05:07,258
-Pfft, whatever.
I don't make the rules.
1093
01:05:07,293 --> 01:05:09,672
-What are you talking about?
This is your game!
1094
01:05:09,706 --> 01:05:11,810
-Okay, but she fucking
called me a bitch!
1095
01:05:11,844 --> 01:05:13,810
-[Groans]
-Hey, and you know what?
1096
01:05:13,844 --> 01:05:15,948
By the way,
while I'm thinking of it.
1097
01:05:15,982 --> 01:05:19,120
fuck you and fuck you
and fuck you.
1098
01:05:19,155 --> 01:05:22,982
And you know what?
You're a fucking stupid face.
1099
01:05:23,017 --> 01:05:26,637
Oh, my goodness.
I'm having way too much fun.
1100
01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:29,189
Y'all look so stupid right now.
1101
01:05:29,224 --> 01:05:31,120
Every single one of you
are gonna fucking die
1102
01:05:31,155 --> 01:05:34,431
because you're all losers,
every single one of you.
1103
01:05:34,465 --> 01:05:36,431
I look really cool right now
and bad-ass,
1104
01:05:36,465 --> 01:05:39,120
and y'all look really
helpless and stupid.
1105
01:05:39,155 --> 01:05:43,293
[Sobbing dramatically]
1106
01:05:43,327 --> 01:05:53,155
♪♪
1107
01:05:53,189 --> 01:06:02,879
♪♪
1108
01:06:02,913 --> 01:06:05,465
-You got to keep the mood
in here alive.
1109
01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:07,120
-Oh, Chad.
1110
01:06:07,155 --> 01:06:09,189
You are gonna flip your shit.
1111
01:06:09,224 --> 01:06:12,879
Nobody knows movies like I do.
You're making a huge mistake.
1112
01:06:12,913 --> 01:06:15,948
-People don't like you.
I mean, look at your face.
1113
01:06:15,982 --> 01:06:17,465
I just want to punch you.
-Chad.
1114
01:06:17,500 --> 01:06:22,051
I'm always here,
and I will always be here,
1115
01:06:22,086 --> 01:06:25,879
until you give me the job
that was rightfully mine.
1116
01:06:25,913 --> 01:06:28,706
♪♪
1117
01:06:37,189 --> 01:06:39,051
-Oh. Huh.
1118
01:06:43,396 --> 01:06:44,879
All right.
1119
01:06:44,913 --> 01:06:48,155
-Congrats on making it
this far in the game.
1120
01:06:48,189 --> 01:06:52,362
And to think you guys
did it all as a team.
1121
01:06:52,396 --> 01:06:55,568
You are truly doing
the Lord's work.
1122
01:06:55,603 --> 01:06:57,775
I would know.
1123
01:06:57,810 --> 01:07:00,948
I was just speaking with him
a few minutes ago.
1124
01:07:02,293 --> 01:07:06,396
Speaking of being dead,
you're about to watch a banger.
1125
01:07:06,431 --> 01:07:08,775
It's about all the things
that happen
1126
01:07:08,810 --> 01:07:10,775
when you mess with dead people.
1127
01:07:10,810 --> 01:07:12,258
[Laughs]
1128
01:07:12,293 --> 01:07:14,982
Toodle-ooh.
1129
01:07:15,017 --> 01:07:23,810
♪♪
1130
01:07:23,844 --> 01:07:27,500
-This is not the first time
Jason died.
1131
01:07:27,534 --> 01:07:30,465
It was the summer of 1993.
1132
01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:33,327
Hottest summer on record.
1133
01:07:33,362 --> 01:07:35,844
We were 12 going on 13,
1134
01:07:35,879 --> 01:07:39,189
the last year
before we became teenagers.
1135
01:07:40,844 --> 01:07:43,982
Thick as thieves,
they called us.
1136
01:07:44,017 --> 01:07:48,086
The only thing stolen
that summer was my heart.
1137
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:52,879
-Come on, guys.
1138
01:07:52,913 --> 01:07:55,603
I got to get back soon
or my mum's gonna kill me.
1139
01:07:55,637 --> 01:07:58,775
-He's not wrong. Jason's mum
was something sinister.
1140
01:07:58,810 --> 01:08:00,396
She's the original Karen.
1141
01:08:00,431 --> 01:08:04,293
If she were a horror movie,
she'd be "Karen: Origins."
1142
01:08:04,327 --> 01:08:06,775
Sometimes I think we all
harken back to the days of --
1143
01:08:06,810 --> 01:08:09,155
-Holy shit! A dead body!
1144
01:08:09,189 --> 01:08:14,189
♪♪
1145
01:08:14,224 --> 01:08:16,603
Holy shit. A gun.
1146
01:08:16,637 --> 01:08:18,775
-Was that his?
-What?
1147
01:08:18,810 --> 01:08:20,603
Shit, no.
This is my dad's.
1148
01:08:20,637 --> 01:08:22,396
He brought it back
from Desert Storm.
1149
01:08:22,431 --> 01:08:24,189
Shot Saddam in the face with it.
1150
01:08:24,224 --> 01:08:27,189
Now he's got one of his
lookalikes pretending to be him.
1151
01:08:27,224 --> 01:08:31,396
Uh, thank you, Ellie's dad,
for his service, I think.
1152
01:08:31,431 --> 01:08:33,224
And -- And why have you got it?
1153
01:08:33,258 --> 01:08:34,810
-Because it's cool.
1154
01:08:34,844 --> 01:08:37,741
-[Gulps]
-Guys, I have an idea.
1155
01:08:37,775 --> 01:08:44,051
♪♪
1156
01:08:44,086 --> 01:08:47,913
-How do we know this even works?
-Well, it worked on telly.
1157
01:08:47,948 --> 01:08:49,913
[Cat meows]
1158
01:08:49,948 --> 01:08:53,120
-He looks like
he's seen better days.
1159
01:08:53,155 --> 01:08:56,568
-He has. But life finds a way.
1160
01:08:56,603 --> 01:09:00,155
-Yeah. Are we sure this is,
like, a good idea or --
1161
01:09:00,189 --> 01:09:03,465
Was climbing Mount Everest
a bad idea, Jason?
1162
01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:05,155
-For some people?
1163
01:09:05,189 --> 01:09:08,189
-Look, when are we ever gonna
find another real-life dead guy?
1164
01:09:08,224 --> 01:09:11,189
-In a couple hours if Jason's
not home for dinner.
1165
01:09:11,224 --> 01:09:14,706
-Jason will be fine. Let's bring
this dude back to life.
1166
01:09:14,741 --> 01:09:16,500
-Yeah.
1167
01:09:19,741 --> 01:09:21,568
-How long is it
supposed to take?
1168
01:09:21,603 --> 01:09:24,155
-Everything okay down there?
-Yeah!
1169
01:09:25,568 --> 01:09:26,948
-Does anybody want a drink?
1170
01:09:26,982 --> 01:09:30,637
We've got OJ, soda,
purple stuff, Sunny Delight.
1171
01:09:30,672 --> 01:09:34,982
-Ooh. Ooh. I love SunnyD.
It's got solar energy.
1172
01:09:35,017 --> 01:09:36,775
-No, thanks, Stat's mum.
We're fine.
1173
01:09:36,810 --> 01:09:38,913
-Okay, then.
You kids have fun.
1174
01:09:38,948 --> 01:09:40,672
I'll just be shutting
the door now
1175
01:09:40,706 --> 01:09:42,810
and soundproofing it
for no reason.
1176
01:09:42,844 --> 01:09:45,775
-[Screams]
-[Ellie screams]
1177
01:09:45,810 --> 01:09:47,741
[Gunshot]
1178
01:09:47,775 --> 01:09:53,706
♪♪
1179
01:09:53,741 --> 01:09:59,431
♪♪
1180
01:09:59,465 --> 01:10:00,982
-[Spits]
1181
01:10:01,017 --> 01:10:02,155
-Ugh.
1182
01:10:02,189 --> 01:10:05,051
-[Screams, echoing]
1183
01:10:07,224 --> 01:10:08,810
-Okay, maybe this time,
1184
01:10:08,844 --> 01:10:10,568
we don't shoot him
in the face right away.
1185
01:10:10,603 --> 01:10:13,258
-Sorry. I'm not a trained killer
like my dad.
1186
01:10:13,293 --> 01:10:15,086
-[Sighs]
I want to go home.
1187
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:16,396
-It's gonna be okay, mate.
1188
01:10:16,431 --> 01:10:18,327
I promise we'll get you there
real soon.
1189
01:10:18,362 --> 01:10:20,672
-[Screams]
1190
01:10:22,362 --> 01:10:25,534
-[Groans]
-Holy shit.
1191
01:10:25,568 --> 01:10:29,672
-Uh, hello, mate.
Sorry, I didn't catch your name.
1192
01:10:29,706 --> 01:10:33,879
I'm Cooper.
Can you say that? Cooper?
1193
01:10:33,913 --> 01:10:35,913
-[Grumbles]
1194
01:10:38,948 --> 01:10:41,637
Stop murdering me.
1195
01:10:45,051 --> 01:10:47,775
-[Screaming]
1196
01:10:47,810 --> 01:10:59,051
♪♪
1197
01:10:59,086 --> 01:11:10,396
♪♪
1198
01:11:10,431 --> 01:11:13,120
-[Grumbling indistinctly]
1199
01:11:13,155 --> 01:11:17,775
-That's my girlfriend,
you dead prick.
1200
01:11:17,810 --> 01:11:19,224
-Labels.
1201
01:11:21,982 --> 01:11:24,017
-Time to die.
1202
01:11:24,051 --> 01:11:26,224
Again.
1203
01:11:26,258 --> 01:11:28,672
[Gun clicking]
1204
01:11:31,189 --> 01:11:32,775
No.
1205
01:11:35,672 --> 01:11:38,534
-Time to die.
1206
01:11:41,500 --> 01:11:43,120
-Motherfucker!
1207
01:11:43,155 --> 01:11:45,327
-Hey, now. Language.
-Huh?
1208
01:11:45,362 --> 01:11:48,982
-I tell you, I open the
soundproof door for 5 seconds
1209
01:11:49,017 --> 01:11:51,741
to offer you snacks,
and I hear you swearing.
1210
01:11:51,775 --> 01:11:53,775
You don't talk to people
that way, do you?
1211
01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:56,362
-No, Stat's mum.
-Excuse me.
1212
01:11:56,396 --> 01:11:58,017
-No, Stat's mum.
1213
01:11:58,051 --> 01:12:01,051
-Now, that's more like it.
Hey, Jason.
1214
01:12:01,086 --> 01:12:04,568
Your mom called, hon.
Dinner will be ready at seven.
1215
01:12:04,603 --> 01:12:08,293
Best not to be late.
And who shoes are these?
1216
01:12:08,327 --> 01:12:10,431
You better not be trying
to reanimate
1217
01:12:10,465 --> 01:12:11,913
a homeless man's corpse again.
1218
01:12:11,948 --> 01:12:15,051
-Of course not, Mum.
-Don't make me come down there.
1219
01:12:18,258 --> 01:12:21,155
[Sword slashes, squelching]
1220
01:12:21,189 --> 01:12:25,362
♪♪
1221
01:12:25,396 --> 01:12:27,051
-That's for Jason.
1222
01:12:27,086 --> 01:12:32,017
♪♪
1223
01:12:32,051 --> 01:12:33,913
-Holy shit. A sword.
1224
01:12:33,948 --> 01:12:37,189
-Right?
Some weird shit down here.
1225
01:12:38,810 --> 01:12:40,293
-Are we sure this is
a good idea?
1226
01:12:40,327 --> 01:12:41,879
-Oh, yeah, 100%.
1227
01:12:41,913 --> 01:12:43,810
Then you should shoot him
in the face right away again.
1228
01:12:43,844 --> 01:12:45,465
-Are you seriously gonna
make me apologize
1229
01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:47,982
for murdering you
when you were already dead?
1230
01:12:48,017 --> 01:12:49,120
-Oh, right.
1231
01:12:49,155 --> 01:12:51,603
-Hey, at least his
speech is getting better.
1232
01:12:51,637 --> 01:12:53,258
You're the one who wants
to do this to Jason.
1233
01:12:53,293 --> 01:12:55,155
I mean, it turned this guy
into a complete A-hole.
1234
01:12:55,189 --> 01:12:59,465
-No. Shooting me in the face
turned me into an A-hole.
1235
01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:01,017
Also, I was always an A-hole.
1236
01:13:01,051 --> 01:13:02,879
-I'm more worried about
Jason's mum being an A-hole
1237
01:13:02,913 --> 01:13:05,534
if he's not home by seven.
True, but, like --
1238
01:13:05,568 --> 01:13:07,637
-We'll get him a scarf.
She won't even notice.
1239
01:13:07,672 --> 01:13:09,189
-But I'llnotice.
1240
01:13:09,224 --> 01:13:11,706
And what does that even mean?
Are you doing one-liners?
1241
01:13:11,741 --> 01:13:13,568
-I'm playing on the notion
that my idea of fashion
1242
01:13:13,603 --> 01:13:15,258
is more important than his
parents finding out
1243
01:13:15,293 --> 01:13:16,706
that we killed him.
1244
01:13:16,741 --> 01:13:18,258
-You know, for a dead bloke
with a hole in his neck,
1245
01:13:18,293 --> 01:13:21,293
you never shut up.
-Guys, we got to get going.
1246
01:13:22,879 --> 01:13:25,913
-Come on, Jason.
We need to you back, mate.
1247
01:13:28,189 --> 01:13:32,224
-So, turns out 12 year olds
aren't very good at this whole
1248
01:13:32,258 --> 01:13:34,603
reanimating-a-corpse science.
1249
01:13:34,637 --> 01:13:36,189
After multiple attempts,
1250
01:13:36,224 --> 01:13:40,051
we quickly learned that we
probably just made things worse.
1251
01:13:40,086 --> 01:13:44,672
♪♪
1252
01:13:44,706 --> 01:13:46,879
-What do we do now?
It's almost seven.
1253
01:13:46,913 --> 01:13:49,913
-Tabby has a calming effect
on him, at least.
1254
01:13:54,844 --> 01:13:57,637
-We're gonna need
a bigger scarf.
1255
01:13:57,672 --> 01:13:59,775
-It's a transporter!
1256
01:13:59,810 --> 01:14:06,086
♪♪
1257
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:07,706
Whatever you put in here
1258
01:14:07,741 --> 01:14:09,396
comes out reassembled
on the other side.
1259
01:14:09,431 --> 01:14:11,189
-That will never work.
-Shut up!
1260
01:14:11,224 --> 01:14:12,879
-All right!
1261
01:14:12,913 --> 01:14:17,948
♪♪
1262
01:14:17,982 --> 01:14:19,913
-This better work.
1263
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:26,500
[Transporter whirring]
1264
01:14:26,534 --> 01:14:29,741
[Computer beeping]
1265
01:14:29,775 --> 01:14:38,706
♪♪
1266
01:14:38,741 --> 01:14:41,189
-Is it supposed to make that...
1267
01:14:44,431 --> 01:14:47,293
-Guys, where's Tabby?
1268
01:14:49,672 --> 01:14:54,017
-Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
1269
01:14:54,051 --> 01:14:56,258
Be our protection
against the wickedness
1270
01:14:56,293 --> 01:14:57,741
and snares of the devil.
1271
01:14:57,775 --> 01:15:00,913
May God rebuke him.
We humbly pray.
1272
01:15:00,948 --> 01:15:02,120
Amen.
1273
01:15:02,155 --> 01:15:04,706
-Amen.
-[Purring]
1274
01:15:04,741 --> 01:15:07,017
-Nice of you to join us, Jason.
1275
01:15:07,051 --> 01:15:09,396
-Jesus fucking Christ!
1276
01:15:09,431 --> 01:15:12,293
-[Screams]
Holy shit!
1277
01:15:12,327 --> 01:15:14,948
[Screaming]
1278
01:15:18,879 --> 01:15:21,568
Holy shit!
1279
01:15:24,948 --> 01:15:27,327
[Sobbing]
1280
01:15:27,362 --> 01:15:29,913
-We're so dead.
1281
01:15:29,948 --> 01:15:33,017
It took some time to adjust,
but with eight lives left,
1282
01:15:33,051 --> 01:15:37,500
Jason would go on to live
a full, if unconventional, life.
1283
01:15:39,017 --> 01:15:41,775
That sweltering summer day
in 1993
1284
01:15:41,810 --> 01:15:45,051
quickly became one
I'll never forget.
1285
01:15:45,086 --> 01:15:48,810
And although I hadn't seen
Whiskers in more than 10 years,
1286
01:15:48,844 --> 01:15:51,741
I know I'll miss him forever.
1287
01:15:51,775 --> 01:15:53,879
I never had any friends
like the ones I had
1288
01:15:53,913 --> 01:15:56,948
when I was 12.
1289
01:15:56,982 --> 01:16:00,120
Shit, does anyone?
1290
01:16:00,155 --> 01:16:08,741
♪♪
1291
01:16:08,775 --> 01:16:17,189
♪♪
1292
01:16:17,224 --> 01:16:25,913
♪♪
1293
01:16:25,948 --> 01:16:27,913
-Fuck. Jesus.
1294
01:16:27,948 --> 01:16:30,327
This thing is so fucking hot.
1295
01:16:30,362 --> 01:16:31,810
You have no idea.
-This fucking guy.
1296
01:16:31,844 --> 01:16:33,327
-You guys think you
have it bad?
1297
01:16:33,362 --> 01:16:34,948
Try getting in
this fucking thing.
1298
01:16:34,982 --> 01:16:38,500
I'm talking 100 degrees of
indoor not A/C.
1299
01:16:38,534 --> 01:16:40,810
Hell, you'll thank me.
1300
01:16:40,844 --> 01:16:42,568
And besides, you already knew
1301
01:16:42,603 --> 01:16:43,913
it was me the whole time,
right?
1302
01:16:43,948 --> 01:16:45,879
So anyways,
the game and shit.
1303
01:16:45,913 --> 01:16:48,844
Yes. You all have bombs
attached to your necks.
1304
01:16:48,879 --> 01:16:50,879
You have to figure out which
four movies inspired
1305
01:16:50,913 --> 01:16:52,465
what you just watched
within 90 seconds
1306
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:54,051
or your fucking heads
will explode.
1307
01:16:54,086 --> 01:16:55,982
Cool? Cool.
1308
01:17:02,672 --> 01:17:04,258
-Activated.
1309
01:17:04,293 --> 01:17:06,155
['80s new wave music plays]
1310
01:17:06,189 --> 01:17:09,637
-What -- What did he mean,
inspired by movies?
1311
01:17:09,672 --> 01:17:13,120
-Uh, "Stand By Me."
1312
01:17:13,155 --> 01:17:15,017
-All right.
-Oh, no, no, no.
1313
01:17:15,051 --> 01:17:18,155
I mean, um, it's inspired
by "Stand by Me."
1314
01:17:18,189 --> 01:17:22,396
There's kids and a dead body
and -- and narration.
1315
01:17:22,431 --> 01:17:23,741
-Oh.
-So "Stand By Me"...
1316
01:17:23,775 --> 01:17:25,706
-The movie.
-...is probably one of them.
1317
01:17:25,741 --> 01:17:27,189
-Yeah. That's okay.
-Sorry.
1318
01:17:27,224 --> 01:17:29,913
-There was another one.
The -- "The Thing." "The Thing."
1319
01:17:29,948 --> 01:17:31,741
'Cause they're doing
the experiments in the lab
1320
01:17:31,775 --> 01:17:34,500
and they bring back
to life a cat or a dog.
1321
01:17:34,534 --> 01:17:36,844
-I don't think that's it.
-No, no, that's not it.
1322
01:17:36,879 --> 01:17:38,431
It's not -- It's not
"The thing."
1323
01:17:38,465 --> 01:17:39,810
They were riffing
on "Pet Sematary."
1324
01:17:39,844 --> 01:17:41,327
How could you not see that?
1325
01:17:41,362 --> 01:17:43,637
-Okay, we don't need
gatekeeping here.
1326
01:17:43,672 --> 01:17:45,637
We know what we know,
and we love what we love.
1327
01:17:45,672 --> 01:17:48,120
No one's an expert.
-We don't have time for this.
1328
01:17:48,155 --> 01:17:50,500
What the fuck now, Sam?
1329
01:17:53,706 --> 01:17:55,706
-This is so much better.
1330
01:17:55,741 --> 01:17:58,086
And to be totally honest
with y'all,
1331
01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:02,017
I'm getting kind of bored,
and I really fucking hate you.
1332
01:18:02,051 --> 01:18:04,706
So I can't wait
to see you all dead.
1333
01:18:04,741 --> 01:18:06,844
-Why don't you roll
on out here, then?
1334
01:18:06,879 --> 01:18:11,293
-Oh, classic Jessie,
always trying to be the hero.
1335
01:18:11,327 --> 01:18:12,913
I have a better idea.
1336
01:18:12,948 --> 01:18:15,327
Considering we're getting all up
into this third act shit,
1337
01:18:15,362 --> 01:18:19,017
I think it's time for
a good old-fashioned callback.
1338
01:18:19,051 --> 01:18:30,431
♪♪
1339
01:18:30,465 --> 01:18:42,017
♪♪
1340
01:18:42,051 --> 01:18:43,775
Come on!
1341
01:18:43,810 --> 01:18:54,051
♪♪
1342
01:18:54,086 --> 01:18:56,051
-Are you okay?
1343
01:18:58,189 --> 01:18:59,431
Shit.
1344
01:18:59,465 --> 01:19:07,913
♪♪
1345
01:19:07,948 --> 01:19:16,086
♪♪
1346
01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:20,775
-Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
1347
01:19:20,810 --> 01:19:22,500
Oh, shit.
1348
01:19:24,913 --> 01:19:27,189
[Laughing]
1349
01:19:28,534 --> 01:19:31,189
-Hey, Dwight. Go long.
1350
01:19:33,913 --> 01:19:35,293
-Oh.
1351
01:19:35,327 --> 01:19:41,810
♪♪
1352
01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:47,362
-Hey, Damon.
1353
01:19:47,396 --> 01:19:49,706
You don't want them.
1354
01:19:49,741 --> 01:19:54,120
I'm the one who burned you,
remember?
1355
01:19:54,155 --> 01:19:56,086
-Now, what do I do with this?
1356
01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:58,051
-"Be kind, rewind."
1357
01:19:58,086 --> 01:20:05,431
♪♪
1358
01:20:05,465 --> 01:20:13,086
♪♪
1359
01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:14,879
-Accepted.
1360
01:20:14,913 --> 01:20:15,948
-Hey, it worked!
1361
01:20:15,982 --> 01:20:17,672
-Find the other movies,
rewind them,
1362
01:20:17,706 --> 01:20:19,913
and then get out that door.
1363
01:20:23,534 --> 01:20:26,500
-Oh, you mean
this door right here?
1364
01:20:27,879 --> 01:20:29,327
[Laughs]
1365
01:20:29,362 --> 01:20:31,155
I don't think so.
1366
01:20:31,189 --> 01:20:41,293
♪♪
1367
01:20:41,327 --> 01:20:51,431
♪♪
1368
01:20:51,465 --> 01:21:01,741
♪♪
1369
01:21:01,775 --> 01:21:11,844
♪♪
1370
01:21:11,879 --> 01:21:21,913
♪♪
1371
01:21:21,948 --> 01:21:24,431
-[Screams]
1372
01:21:24,465 --> 01:21:33,672
♪♪
1373
01:21:46,982 --> 01:21:48,948
-What was that movie?
It was the --
1374
01:21:48,982 --> 01:21:51,155
He -- He's, like,
running tests on a fly.
1375
01:21:51,189 --> 01:21:52,948
-What's the guy
that's in "Jurassic Park"?
1376
01:21:52,982 --> 01:21:55,017
Jeff, uh -- Jeff Daniels.
-Then he, like,
1377
01:21:55,051 --> 01:21:58,913
tries to -- to splice himself
with a -- with a fly.
1378
01:21:58,948 --> 01:22:03,189
♪♪
1379
01:22:03,224 --> 01:22:05,051
-"Pet Sematary."
1380
01:22:05,086 --> 01:22:07,155
Aah! Fuck. Kimmie!
1381
01:22:07,189 --> 01:22:16,810
♪♪
1382
01:22:16,844 --> 01:22:19,086
-What the fuck was that called?
1383
01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:20,741
-Accepted.
1384
01:22:20,775 --> 01:22:25,913
♪♪
1385
01:22:25,948 --> 01:22:27,775
-Holy shit.
1386
01:22:27,810 --> 01:22:30,913
♪♪
1387
01:22:30,948 --> 01:22:32,879
-"The Fly"!
1388
01:22:32,913 --> 01:22:37,086
♪♪
1389
01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:40,775
[Music slowing down]
1390
01:22:40,810 --> 01:22:46,362
♪♪
1391
01:22:46,396 --> 01:22:48,637
[Music stops]
1392
01:22:48,672 --> 01:22:51,224
-Oh, hey.
-Shh!
1393
01:22:51,258 --> 01:22:52,948
-No, no, it's -- we're fine.
1394
01:22:52,982 --> 01:22:56,051
Look, this is like
an incredible spot I found.
1395
01:22:56,086 --> 01:22:58,534
He never comes over here.
1396
01:23:02,568 --> 01:23:04,258
-Oh!
-Oh!
1397
01:23:04,293 --> 01:23:06,465
-God. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
1398
01:23:06,500 --> 01:23:07,741
Whoa.
1399
01:23:07,775 --> 01:23:10,017
"The Fly." Yes.
Good. Good. Good. Good.
1400
01:23:10,051 --> 01:23:11,948
Oh, God.
1401
01:23:11,982 --> 01:23:13,982
Okay, um...
1402
01:23:14,017 --> 01:23:15,568
What else?
So, what other movie?
1403
01:23:15,603 --> 01:23:17,293
-I don't know!
1404
01:23:17,327 --> 01:23:20,603
-Hey, but there was a talking
head. We need to find it.
1405
01:23:20,637 --> 01:23:22,948
-"American Beauty."
-I don't think that's it.
1406
01:23:22,982 --> 01:23:24,603
There were experiments
and there was a cat.
1407
01:23:24,637 --> 01:23:27,775
-Kevin Spacey has ruined it!
-And there was green goo.
1408
01:23:27,810 --> 01:23:29,017
Oh, God.
1409
01:23:29,051 --> 01:23:31,534
-That door over there
is wide open.
1410
01:23:31,568 --> 01:23:33,775
-I can't leave her.
1411
01:23:33,810 --> 01:23:36,913
-I'm fully in the belief
that Jessie can save all of us.
1412
01:23:36,948 --> 01:23:39,051
I mean, have you seen the shit
she was doing over there?
1413
01:23:39,086 --> 01:23:41,603
-Just stop. Stop.
It's over. It's over.
1414
01:23:41,637 --> 01:23:44,465
It's over. It's pointless.
He destroyed the rewinder.
1415
01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:47,051
-It's never over.
-Destroyed the fucking rewinder!
1416
01:23:47,086 --> 01:23:58,672
♪♪
1417
01:23:58,706 --> 01:24:00,982
-Stay here for one second, okay?
1418
01:24:04,913 --> 01:24:07,051
♪♪
1419
01:24:07,086 --> 01:24:08,879
-I'll take a peek out
and just...
1420
01:24:08,913 --> 01:24:10,879
-Um, is that a good idea?
-Yeah, he's right there.
1421
01:24:10,913 --> 01:24:12,258
Yeah, he's right there.
I'm not gonna do that.
1422
01:24:12,293 --> 01:24:14,086
-He's literally right there.
1423
01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:17,637
-Oh, Jesus.
-Oh, hey.
1424
01:24:17,672 --> 01:24:20,879
I got it. Rewinding.
What, what, what?
1425
01:24:20,913 --> 01:24:23,017
-We're running out of time.
We're running out of time.
1426
01:24:23,051 --> 01:24:25,603
-I really think that clock
is kind of off. So just...
1427
01:24:25,637 --> 01:24:27,706
-Hey.
-No, no, no.
1428
01:24:27,741 --> 01:24:30,017
-You can't die.
-I'm gonna find the other one.
1429
01:24:30,051 --> 01:24:32,293
-I'm not gonna die.
Press the button.
1430
01:24:32,327 --> 01:24:34,189
-It's your movie.
1431
01:24:34,224 --> 01:24:36,500
You can't die.
1432
01:24:38,603 --> 01:24:40,603
[Whirring]
1433
01:24:42,465 --> 01:24:44,327
-Accepted.
1434
01:24:44,362 --> 01:24:55,431
♪♪
1435
01:24:55,465 --> 01:25:06,534
♪♪
1436
01:25:06,568 --> 01:25:08,913
-Hey, ugly-ass killer guy!
1437
01:25:08,948 --> 01:25:10,362
-Call him Damon!
1438
01:25:10,396 --> 01:25:14,189
-Damon! Stupid Damon!
1439
01:25:14,224 --> 01:25:15,741
-Mention Jimmy!
1440
01:25:15,775 --> 01:25:19,293
-Jimmy? I hate Jimmy.
He's a stupid fucking kid.
1441
01:25:19,327 --> 01:25:30,637
♪♪
1442
01:25:30,672 --> 01:25:34,327
It was "Re-Animator."
1443
01:25:34,362 --> 01:25:36,293
-Not accepted.
1444
01:25:36,327 --> 01:25:38,810
I'm sorry. Goodbye.
1445
01:25:40,362 --> 01:25:44,362
-Noooo!
1446
01:25:44,396 --> 01:25:46,224
[Explosion]
1447
01:25:49,120 --> 01:25:51,051
-You okay?
-Yeah. Yeah.
1448
01:25:51,086 --> 01:25:53,120
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1449
01:25:53,155 --> 01:25:54,775
Are you okay?
-Yeah.
1450
01:25:54,810 --> 01:25:56,741
I'm okay.
1451
01:25:56,775 --> 01:26:00,327
-So, that explosion,
does that mean...
1452
01:26:00,362 --> 01:26:03,327
Rick is, like...?
1453
01:26:03,362 --> 01:26:05,189
-Yeah.
-Damn.
1454
01:26:10,844 --> 01:26:13,017
-Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
1455
01:26:13,051 --> 01:26:20,293
♪♪
1456
01:26:20,327 --> 01:26:27,775
♪♪
1457
01:26:27,810 --> 01:26:35,017
♪♪
1458
01:26:35,051 --> 01:26:42,327
♪♪
1459
01:26:42,362 --> 01:26:44,258
-Oh.
-Oh, thank God.
1460
01:26:44,293 --> 01:26:46,155
[Laughs]
1461
01:26:46,189 --> 01:26:48,741
[Gas hissing]
1462
01:26:48,775 --> 01:26:50,224
Shit.
1463
01:26:52,051 --> 01:26:54,293
[Thud]
1464
01:26:54,327 --> 01:27:02,465
♪♪
1465
01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:10,913
♪♪
1466
01:27:10,948 --> 01:27:19,017
♪♪
1467
01:27:19,051 --> 01:27:27,224
♪♪
1468
01:27:27,258 --> 01:27:29,051
-I can't get it.
-Fuck.
1469
01:27:29,086 --> 01:27:30,741
-Here. Hold on, hold on.
1470
01:27:30,775 --> 01:27:33,189
[Grunts]
1471
01:27:33,224 --> 01:27:35,293
Okay.
1472
01:27:35,327 --> 01:27:36,982
Ready?
1473
01:27:39,362 --> 01:27:40,982
Holy shit.
1474
01:27:41,017 --> 01:27:43,293
There really was a key
in my shoe.
1475
01:27:43,327 --> 01:27:55,568
♪♪
1476
01:27:55,603 --> 01:27:57,155
-[Distorted voice]
Hello, Jessie.
1477
01:27:57,189 --> 01:28:01,051
You've proven difficult
to kill once again.
1478
01:28:01,086 --> 01:28:06,637
You may be the final girl,
but this is your final act.
1479
01:28:06,672 --> 01:28:08,396
I chose you.
1480
01:28:08,431 --> 01:28:10,706
I chose all of you.
1481
01:28:10,741 --> 01:28:12,879
None of you
took horror seriously.
1482
01:28:12,913 --> 01:28:16,017
-Space is science fiction.
Horror is, you know...
1483
01:28:16,051 --> 01:28:18,155
-It was always just
a joke to you.
1484
01:28:18,189 --> 01:28:21,603
-The "Friday the 13th" one
with Corey Feldman.
1485
01:28:21,637 --> 01:28:23,982
-"The Lost Boys" dude?
-No, that's Corey Haim.
1486
01:28:24,017 --> 01:28:26,913
-Hey, Damon,
don't you remember me?
1487
01:28:26,948 --> 01:28:28,293
-So ungrateful.
1488
01:28:28,327 --> 01:28:29,948
-I don't get it.
-Baby, I don't --
1489
01:28:29,982 --> 01:28:32,362
-So unworthy.
1490
01:28:32,396 --> 01:28:34,017
-Oh, wait.
1491
01:28:34,051 --> 01:28:42,293
♪♪
1492
01:28:42,327 --> 01:28:50,741
♪♪
1493
01:28:50,775 --> 01:28:58,844
♪♪
1494
01:28:58,879 --> 01:29:01,017
-[Kimmie on tape] Hello, Jesse.
1495
01:29:01,051 --> 01:29:06,568
You disrespected my mentor,
and you disrespected horror.
1496
01:29:06,603 --> 01:29:10,327
You and Sam were only patsies.
1497
01:29:10,362 --> 01:29:12,086
He meant nothing to me.
1498
01:29:12,120 --> 01:29:16,017
But in the process,
I found myself a father,
1499
01:29:16,051 --> 01:29:18,741
a leader, a teacher.
1500
01:29:18,775 --> 01:29:20,258
-Do you know what's going on?
1501
01:29:20,293 --> 01:29:24,086
-I found the answers
I had been longing for.
1502
01:29:24,120 --> 01:29:26,500
My troubled life
finally had purpose
1503
01:29:26,534 --> 01:29:30,465
with the one man
who understood me
1504
01:29:30,500 --> 01:29:33,051
and the rules of horror.
1505
01:29:33,086 --> 01:29:36,327
-Kimmie, I don't understand.
We've been together since...
1506
01:29:36,362 --> 01:29:40,155
-How'd you like to play a game?
1507
01:29:40,189 --> 01:29:43,810
You all have been
specially chosen to take part
1508
01:29:43,844 --> 01:29:46,189
in this fully
immersive experience
1509
01:29:46,224 --> 01:29:48,017
like none other before.
1510
01:29:48,051 --> 01:29:53,431
It's the ultimate
Rad Chad Recommendation!
1511
01:29:53,465 --> 01:29:55,051
From beyond.
1512
01:29:55,086 --> 01:29:57,017
[Laughter echoing]
1513
01:29:57,051 --> 01:30:03,603
♪♪
1514
01:30:03,637 --> 01:30:06,017
-[Groaning]
1515
01:30:06,051 --> 01:30:16,017
♪♪
1516
01:30:16,051 --> 01:30:26,051
♪♪
1517
01:30:26,086 --> 01:30:28,017
-What the fuck?
1518
01:30:28,051 --> 01:30:38,775
♪♪
1519
01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:49,362
-Horror was my life.
1520
01:30:49,396 --> 01:30:53,051
And ultimately my death.
1521
01:30:53,086 --> 01:30:57,086
I put all my brother's murder
settlement money into my dream.
1522
01:30:57,120 --> 01:31:00,913
My emporium.
1523
01:31:00,948 --> 01:31:05,224
But no matter what I tried,
y'all didn't show up.
1524
01:31:05,258 --> 01:31:08,051
I can't make ends meet.
1525
01:31:08,086 --> 01:31:11,224
So I'm gonna make meat
of your ends.
1526
01:31:11,258 --> 01:31:13,982
-Oh, you --
you're gonna eat us?
1527
01:31:14,017 --> 01:31:16,913
-What? No, that's gross.
1528
01:31:16,948 --> 01:31:19,189
I had this one thing in college
when I got really drunk.
1529
01:31:19,224 --> 01:31:20,465
I'm not allowed around goats.
1530
01:31:20,500 --> 01:31:24,017
Still owe my grandmother $300.
Anywho --
1531
01:31:24,051 --> 01:31:25,258
I had my targets.
1532
01:31:25,293 --> 01:31:26,879
Now I needed my missile.
1533
01:31:26,913 --> 01:31:28,844
-It's the Devil's Lake Impaler.
-Who?
1534
01:31:28,879 --> 01:31:31,637
-And with a little help
from a little friend,
1535
01:31:31,672 --> 01:31:34,431
I had my killing machine
and my targets.
1536
01:31:34,465 --> 01:31:36,086
What the hell is going on here?
1537
01:31:36,120 --> 01:31:37,844
-I saw you die.
1538
01:31:39,465 --> 01:31:40,948
-Did you?
1539
01:31:42,948 --> 01:31:45,948
I had formed the partnership
that would define my life.
1540
01:31:45,982 --> 01:31:47,603
You're not gonna want
to follow him.
1541
01:31:47,637 --> 01:31:49,327
I'm really surprised
you lasted this long.
1542
01:31:49,362 --> 01:31:51,086
-Self-destruct sequence
activated.
1543
01:31:51,120 --> 01:31:52,672
-We have to go.
1544
01:31:52,706 --> 01:31:55,982
-No. Youhave to go.
1545
01:31:56,017 --> 01:31:59,879
And now it's time
to fulfill my legacy.
1546
01:31:59,913 --> 01:32:03,603
-And it is I who will
take over his legacy
1547
01:32:03,637 --> 01:32:06,706
once he is dead and gone --
-Hey, whoa, whoa.
1548
01:32:06,741 --> 01:32:10,396
Slow down. Time out. Rewind.
I'm, like, 36 years old.
1549
01:32:10,431 --> 01:32:11,775
I got a long time to live.
-Well...
1550
01:32:11,810 --> 01:32:13,534
And I work out a lot.
I do Kegels.
1551
01:32:13,568 --> 01:32:15,086
-36?
-No.
1552
01:32:15,120 --> 01:32:16,362
-Right around there.
1553
01:32:16,396 --> 01:32:18,706
-This isn't even possible.
1554
01:32:18,741 --> 01:32:20,258
I don't understand
what's going on.
1555
01:32:20,293 --> 01:32:22,396
-You didn't respect horror.
1556
01:32:22,431 --> 01:32:24,568
But now...
1557
01:32:24,603 --> 01:32:26,293
oh, you will.
1558
01:32:26,327 --> 01:32:29,706
♪♪
1559
01:32:29,741 --> 01:32:33,327
-What does that mean?
1560
01:32:33,362 --> 01:32:36,258
-This doesn't make any sense.
Kimmie, what is going on?
1561
01:32:36,293 --> 01:32:40,741
-So they're working together?
-What is happening?
1562
01:32:40,775 --> 01:32:44,672
-Game over.
-Kimmie!
1563
01:32:44,706 --> 01:32:47,051
-I choose the bees!
1564
01:32:48,534 --> 01:32:51,568
-[Laughs]
There's my boys!
1565
01:32:54,431 --> 01:32:57,396
Ready to get your kill on, Dio?
-Yeah!
1566
01:32:57,431 --> 01:32:59,465
-You know, Han,
I never did give you shit
1567
01:32:59,500 --> 01:33:02,189
about how hard you hit me
with that rewinder.
1568
01:33:02,224 --> 01:33:03,948
-You never know who's watching.
You've got to sell it.
1569
01:33:03,982 --> 01:33:07,465
-Oh, I missed you!
-I missed you.
1570
01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:08,810
-Pop couldn't make it?
1571
01:33:08,844 --> 01:33:12,431
-No, but he's awaiting
your call.
1572
01:33:12,465 --> 01:33:14,844
[Engine starts]
1573
01:33:14,879 --> 01:33:17,396
Let's go.
1574
01:33:17,431 --> 01:33:21,362
-♪ They're dying to shake you
1575
01:33:21,396 --> 01:33:23,706
♪ Trying their best
to break you ♪
1576
01:33:23,741 --> 01:33:26,258
♪ And though the going
is rough ♪
1577
01:33:26,293 --> 01:33:30,568
♪ You're going home as a hero
1578
01:33:30,603 --> 01:33:33,948
♪ 'Cause there's thunder
in your heart ♪
1579
01:33:33,982 --> 01:33:37,706
♪ Every move is like lightning
1580
01:33:37,741 --> 01:33:39,568
♪ There's the power you feel
1581
01:33:39,603 --> 01:33:44,948
♪ When you get your taste
of the glory ♪
1582
01:33:44,982 --> 01:33:48,568
♪ There's a fire gonna start
1583
01:33:48,603 --> 01:33:52,258
♪ And you know they're
going under ♪
1584
01:33:52,293 --> 01:33:53,879
♪ You can light the dark
1585
01:33:53,913 --> 01:33:59,086
♪ When they hear your heart
of thunder ♪
1586
01:34:00,568 --> 01:34:02,637
[Telephone dialing]
1587
01:34:02,672 --> 01:34:05,327
[Line ringing]
1588
01:34:05,362 --> 01:34:09,396
♪♪
1589
01:34:09,431 --> 01:34:12,500
[Ringing]
1590
01:34:15,672 --> 01:34:19,534
Have the lambs
stopped screaming, Papa?
1591
01:34:19,568 --> 01:34:22,293
Have the lambs
stopped screaming?
1592
01:34:24,224 --> 01:34:26,603
Papa. I seriously need to know.
1593
01:34:26,637 --> 01:34:30,155
I'm having friends for dinner.
We may need extras.
1594
01:34:30,189 --> 01:34:31,879
Papa?
1595
01:34:33,327 --> 01:34:34,982
Papa?
1596
01:34:36,775 --> 01:34:39,879
Papaaaa!
1597
01:34:39,913 --> 01:34:49,189
♪♪
1598
01:34:49,224 --> 01:34:58,120
♪♪
1599
01:34:58,155 --> 01:35:01,465
-♪ Friends through eternity,
loyalty, honesty ♪
1600
01:35:01,500 --> 01:35:04,810
♪ We'll stay together
through thick or thin ♪
1601
01:35:04,844 --> 01:35:08,086
♪ Friends forever,
we'll be together ♪
1602
01:35:08,120 --> 01:35:11,465
♪ We're on top
'cause we play to win ♪
1603
01:35:11,500 --> 01:35:19,224
♪♪
1604
01:35:19,258 --> 01:35:23,017
♪ You've got a friend in me
1605
01:35:23,051 --> 01:35:25,844
♪♪
1606
01:35:25,879 --> 01:35:30,810
♪ When times get tough,
you'll see ♪
1607
01:35:30,844 --> 01:35:34,086
♪ We've been together
for so long ♪
1608
01:35:34,120 --> 01:35:37,362
♪ When I'm weak,
you make me strong ♪
1609
01:35:37,396 --> 01:35:40,534
♪ I know I can depend on you
1610
01:35:40,568 --> 01:35:43,879
♪ To show the way
and see me through ♪
1611
01:35:43,913 --> 01:35:46,982
♪ Friends through eternity,
loyalty, honesty ♪
1612
01:35:47,017 --> 01:35:50,534
♪ We'll stay together
through thick or thin ♪
1613
01:35:50,568 --> 01:35:53,706
♪ Friends forever,
we'll be together ♪
1614
01:35:53,741 --> 01:35:57,155
♪ We're on top
'cause we play to win ♪
1615
01:35:57,189 --> 01:36:04,810
♪♪
1616
01:36:04,844 --> 01:36:08,741
♪ We'll make our dreams
come true ♪
1617
01:36:08,775 --> 01:36:11,672
♪♪
1618
01:36:11,706 --> 01:36:16,431
♪ There's nothing we can't do
1619
01:36:16,465 --> 01:36:19,706
♪ We've been together
for so long ♪
1620
01:36:19,741 --> 01:36:22,810
♪ When I'm weak,
you make me strong ♪
1621
01:36:22,844 --> 01:36:26,120
♪ I know I can depend on you
1622
01:36:26,155 --> 01:36:29,603
♪ To show the way
and see me through ♪
1623
01:36:29,637 --> 01:36:32,603
♪ Friends through eternity,
loyalty, honesty ♪
1624
01:36:32,637 --> 01:36:36,017
♪ We'll stay together
through thick or thin ♪
1625
01:36:36,051 --> 01:36:39,431
♪ Friends forever,
we'll be together ♪
1626
01:36:39,465 --> 01:36:42,603
♪ We're on top
'cause we play to win ♪
1627
01:36:42,637 --> 01:36:45,603
♪ Friends through eternity,
loyalty, honesty ♪
1628
01:36:45,637 --> 01:36:49,086
♪ We'll stay together
through thick or thin ♪
1629
01:36:49,120 --> 01:36:52,465
♪ Friends forever,
we'll be together ♪
1630
01:36:52,500 --> 01:36:55,879
♪ We're on top
'cause we play to win ♪
1631
01:36:55,913 --> 01:37:02,155
♪♪
1632
01:37:02,189 --> 01:37:08,431
♪♪
1633
01:37:08,465 --> 01:37:11,879
♪ I know I can depend on you
1634
01:37:11,913 --> 01:37:15,051
♪ To show the way
and see me through ♪
1635
01:37:15,086 --> 01:37:18,189
♪ Friends through eternity,
loyalty, honesty ♪
1636
01:37:18,224 --> 01:37:21,741
♪ We'll stay together
through thick or thin ♪
1637
01:37:21,775 --> 01:37:24,948
♪ Friends forever,
we'll be together ♪
1638
01:37:24,982 --> 01:37:28,224
♪ We're on top
'cause we play to win ♪
1639
01:37:28,258 --> 01:37:31,224
♪ Friends through eternity,
loyalty, honesty ♪
1640
01:37:31,258 --> 01:37:34,810
♪ We'll stay together
through thick or thin ♪
1641
01:37:34,844 --> 01:37:37,948
♪ Friends forever,
we'll be together ♪
1642
01:37:37,982 --> 01:37:41,327
♪ We're on top
'cause we play to win ♪
1643
01:37:41,362 --> 01:37:53,741
♪♪
1644
01:37:53,775 --> 01:38:05,879
♪♪
1645
01:38:05,913 --> 01:38:17,844
♪♪
1646
01:38:17,879 --> 01:38:20,706
-Hey, guys.
I think we lost Bert.
1647
01:38:20,741 --> 01:38:22,327
Yeah, Bert and I
are melded together.
1648
01:38:22,362 --> 01:38:24,293
He's my bottom.
1649
01:38:24,327 --> 01:38:25,637
Guys?
1650
01:38:25,672 --> 01:38:29,879
I'm really, really lonely
in here.
1651
01:38:29,913 --> 01:38:34,396
...aaaaaaa!
1652
01:38:34,431 --> 01:38:37,741
[Crying]
1653
01:38:37,775 --> 01:38:48,051
♪♪
1654
01:38:48,086 --> 01:38:51,534
[Maniacal laughter]
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