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Good evening Mr. Servantes

Buonos state seniora

In the first place Mr. Servantes I am not a seniora

Seniorita

And in the second place I would be much

obliged if you speak English in this school

So right

And the other thing Mr. Servantes there is

no such word in English language as so right

The right terminology is: It is all right, or it's all right

Or even just all right

You understand?

So right

I give up

Well what is the matter?

I am going to be sick

Oh not here I hope

My stomach she is down side up

How don't you go to see a doctor

I am going tonight after lessons

Oh amigo would you like a cigar

No no thank you

You are not yourself tonight

Of course he is himself, who else could he

be? Don't be fool, sully means something is wrong

She is right

What is itjuan

I am going to be sick

Holly ravioli, you changed your religion

I Don't like that

Oh, I am welcoming you as a brother, but first

you must learn the religion

What is the matter

You all became crazy, I am sick in my stomach

Pardon, pardon I am going to see if I have fever

In japan we take temperature from different place

Not from your mouth

I want to know where is the other region

Well under

thing that is working in this classroom

Good evening

To your places everybody

So what is the matter now

What

He is say he is not feeling very well

Oh really what is wrong

Sorry what did he say

He said stop asking the stupid question

He is got a thermometer in his mouth

Have you got a temperature

What

Momento

What is it

I am dead

Don't be ridiculous

Si I have a low temperature

You are looking at the wrong end

Ah so right what is it

98.4

I am dying

That's normal

Hey, maybe it is moment to work

Sit down

Sit down

Now you failed in you English language examination

Once so I don't want that in this term, so tonight

I am going to ask each of you

To pick one of the ten subject I have wrote on the blackboard,

And then I shall ask you question on it

Lets say music or the royal family Writer Shakespeare, est..., right

Now who is going to start the ball roll

We aren't having a ball to be rolling in everywhere

Well ali you can start, which subject do you pick

Oh blame me, television

Television right who is known as the father of television

Amon Andrew Logy bell

Oh blame me. I am seeing him last night with his little friend boo boo

That is yogi bear, I am talking about Logy bell the man who invented television

Sorry please

How much is a television license

I am not knowing I never buy one

I hope you realize that you can get a serious trouble for not having a license

Please tell me something,

there are money for license for BBC, yes

Yes, then I am ok I only watch ITV

It doesn't work that way ali, you still need a license

Now anna which subject would you like

The royal family

Royal family, right

Who is the prince of Wales Harry sicom

Prince Charles

Yeah

Which recent king of England was never crowned

Edford of Windsor

Good

Max pick a subject

British politics

British politics

Right

What, where is the term Gladstone back come from

Mrs Gladstone

Gladstone back is name given to bag pumpkin

of one of our prime ministers

William Hewitt Gladstone

Sorry boss

I will ask you another, what function does the mais

have in the house of commons

They have the mais

Yes To it the cheese

That is mice

Maybe I pick up another subject

Maybe you just sit down

Ok

Danielle, lets see the subject you prefer

I prefer the subject of love

I am sure you do, but it is not written on the board

So would you please pick one written down

Ok, Shakespeare

Shakespeare

Right

Who is Shakespeare's wife

Mrs Shakespeare

Very clever but what was her maiden name

I don't know

Anna half way

Can you name one of the three Shakespeare plot

Romeo etjuliette

Good as you like it

One more

I don not know anymore

I give you a clew

King

Kong

Lea

Taro

Asso

Which subject do you choose

Poetry

Poetry, right

Who wrote upon west man to bridge?

Not know but simth funny play to writo

It is a poem, I ask you another, who wrote to a field mouse

Sounds like a man who is crazy in heado

It is mac Robert over 200 years ago

Jamilah, pick a subject

The bible

The bible right

Who was Samson

Victor mature

A beg your pardon He was been the actor in the film

Never mind the film who was he, historically

Ah, he was man who was very strong, one man

he has been fancy of biggest hanky panky

called Delilah, so he is being hanky panky,

and she is be ask him, how is he be very strong

And he is be tell her, it is his long hair

So one night when he is asleep, she is be give

him, shorty back insides and then he is

wake he is become prisoner and blinded but

when his hair is be long again he is be pulled

on palace

It is not very polite

It is what I be seen on T. V

Thank you jamilah

Geovani

See professor

Would you pick a subject please

Yea, music

Right music Give me something from the 'Pirates of Benzenes

Never heard of them, are they punk group or rock group

Pirates of Benzenes, is one of the operas given by Gilbert solyhood

I really like him

Who

Gilbert Solyhood

Ok any more

Yes what can you tell me about handles logon

Not to much, I never drink this stuff

Your lack of general knowledge is no laughing

Ranjit it is your turn

Pick a subject

The British isles

Isles

Quiet

What is the capital of England

- E - I meant what is the capital city of England

London

Correct can you name three English countries

Oh dear me I am not knowing any English countries

Not one

No the only country I am knowing is the country of mount a cristo

That is count

Thousand apologize

Yeah sully your subject please

Only two rest, British history

Right

Who is known as the black prince

Mohamed ali

It is Edward the son of Edward the third

Very sorry

Who invented the cotton spinning machine

Chai kon fan

No it is a British right

You are copying from chai kon fan You are

stealing frown Chinese scientists

China invented first, telephone, television, radio

The freezer and discovered penicillin radium

And lots of other things

Rubbish

No, china not invent rubbish

In some of them just talk it

Juan

Si seignior, I pick subject

Yeah what is it, it is one left, it is hop sins choice

Not hop sin choice, British customs

It is what I meant, do you know anything about British customs

Plenty, plenty

Oh good

First you have green or red

Green or red what

British customs

You have something to be glad you go in the red if you are glad green

No

Si I know

The question is not about these customs

It means the things we British do that particular to us

Ah speak English

A little more than that one

I will give you an example, November the

fifth is something we celebrate only in Britain

Ah anything more

In the afternoon tea, cricket, the boat race

Good good

Anything more

Pop and jug weed, but I am suppose to ask juan

So right

Oh

What is it

Very much pain in my stomach

Sully, would you, sorry, would you run and ask Mrs Host to come

Right

Come lay on the table

Oh blame me he is not looking very well

I am dying

Stop being pessimistic

Professory so right you are going be ok

Mrs. Host

Where does it hurt

Stomach stomach

We should get him to the hospital, I think this man has appendicitis

Are you sure

Mr. Brown I was the senior assistant for several years

If this man is not attended very quickly it could be fatal

Any sign of Mr Brown

Pardon

Mr brown

Oh Mr. Brown, on no he is not back yet

This is most inconvenient

I wonder why I went to the hospital with Mr. Cervantes,

Some one should go with him

I am back

Don't tell me they had examine you already

No operation no necessary

So you didn't have appendicitis at all

No

Pain was caused by my abundant tortia

That is insane from what

To much eating

Well where is mr brown

He wont come back

What do you mean he wont come back

When we be in the hospital, we come down the steps,

and mr brown he missed just

one step And break his leg

How can he possibly break his leg if he only miss one step

Step he miss top step

There you are nurse how is everything going

Very well sister - Good

Did you remember to give Mr. Brown his blanket bath

I gave him all the blanket bath

All

Have I said something wrong

Blanket bath is given to patient who can't bath themselves

They all seem to enjoy it especially Mr. Brown

Lovely

I am sure it was

As you think you set him back at least a couple of weeks

I was only doing my best

Well if you check on you would remember that

you are a student nurse not geisha girl

sorry sister

oh by the way Mr. Jones is back from surgery

we have three Mr. Jones, in this ward, what is his initial

Jones W.

Good

I am going to have a look at him

Is everything fancy

Yeah, but I don't sister would approve

- Oh chiky do you want the apostle - No couldn't have the pray, could I

Not without the apostle

No thank, not before I have the ok anyway

You are not getting it

No it is worthy, any way

Oh when you think I will be discharged

Probably tomorrow

Oh thank goodness for that, I cant wait to get back to my students

What are they doing without me?

Calm all and sit down

Now I intend to find out how are coming along with English

We have learning very much of English

As so right I speak the English so good, no body knows I am Italian,

I find it very hard to believe You see even you, you don't know

Silence

Now I am going to ask you some general question on everyday topics

First of all can anyone tell me the first day of the week is

Sunny day

No it is not sunny

Rainy day

Sunday

Repeat it please

It please

Repeat the word Sunday

Sunday

Mr ali

Name me two seasons

Salt and pepper

Those are seasonings

Now give me the name of two seasons of the year

Oh dear me

Anybody

Spling time

Spring time

Now Mr. Ali

What comes after the spring time

Holiday time

Summer time

Jolly good

Mr. Servantes

Si siniora

What does the letters AC mean

Por favor

What does AC mean

Four

AC has nothing to do with fall

Sure

AC spain, AC khat, ac fine

AC means automating card

Ah pardon

Mr. Parfalevas

Yes Miss Cortney

I don't suppose you can give me the name of any sort of current

Sure Black current

I am talking about electricity

AC automating card, DC is direct current

Ok

Mr. Taro

Asso

What is the signify if I says you are a dog in a manager

It seems you are crazy in the head

I beg your pardon

I am man not dog

You are also a stupid

Ms Schimdt

yeah

You are in a train going to Glasgow

Why should go to Glasgow

It doesn't t matter why

You want to sleep in the train

Want you ask for

A bed

You would have a birth in the sleeping car

Nin Beg your pardon

How can I have a birth if I am not pregnant

Are you serious

Yea I save my self for when I meet Mr, Wright

For your information, Miss Schmidt, a berth

b.e.r.t.h is the name given to a bed

On a ship or a train

It sure be good You must think I am very stupid

That is the most sensible remark I have heard in this classroom so far

Mademoiselle Far

Oui Mademoiselle Curtny

Where is St Pauls

Saint Paul is what

Saint Paul Cathedral

I do not know it is somewhere in London I think

It is in turkey circus

Have you been in turkey circus

No but I have been in Bismarck's circus

Your remarks are silly, I hope no wants to know anything

Yes, please I am knowing a lots of things

Are you

Absolutely

Do you know what a philistine is

Oh certainly, it is medicine that was found in the forties

It is noting of this sort

Thousand apologize

You are all philistines

Oh no I am Pakistan

I am spain

What is this

Go to tea

Yeah geovani, you get a cup of tea and a go

and phone hospital to see how is Mr. Brown

Ok tokky

So right

Men of Pit lgor Sister King

Hello would you please tell me how is Mr. Brown

Mr. Brown

Could I have the Christian name please

Sure Juan

Juan

Is this Spanish

No no I am Spanish

I see, Spanish forjohn is it not

Si siniora

You hold on a moment please

Brown john

Are you a relative

No no

Just a friend

Well I am afraid a have some bad news for you

You mean Mr. Brown is worst

He had a heart attack during the night

Oh santa maria

You mean Mr. Brown is dead

Good morning Sidney

Good morning Miss Cortney

It is very sad about Mr. Brown is not it

Sure it is

I thought you will go to the funerals this morning

No I am very upset

I know what you mean

It is tragic, taken so young

It is terrible

Good morning sid

Good morning Mr. Brown

Open oh oh

Oh oh

What is going on

But you are dead

Nobody told me about it

Is it you, is it you

offcourse it's me

It is the Spanish man; he said Mr. Brown is dead

Haey, I am dead

Dead

I assure you I am very much alive Then whose

funerals do the students gone to

Haey

Mr. Brown is trying to talk to us

Hey everybody

I heard it as well

Santa maria

Max

Haey here is the boss

Haey Santa maria

Mr brown you are living

Yes

Praise to Allah

I am glado you are not deado

Thanko, thank you

Mr. Who is in the coffin

Well I expect it is another Mr. Brown

We must be making a great celebration

No why don't we go to the pub, like it

Yeah

I will follow you

I push you

No I push the professor

I push him

I push him

Hurry up I cant stop

No

Buena sare

Go away

You don't mean that

What is it

We brought you some flowers

Ah well you shouldn't spend money on flowers for me

I don't spend money

We already bought them for your funerals

Hey

Come in everybody