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Hello.

Hello.

What are you doing here?

You said you were busy, so I came to you.

I’m sorry if I’m interrupting.

No, it’s okay.

You really are busy aren’t you?

Let’s go inside.

Let’s go in.

I had to hear from Mr. Choi that you moved here.

Why didn’t you tell me?

Do I have to tell you everything?

What?

All right.

I’m sorry for bothering you.

Take care.

I won’t bother you ever again.

Why aren’t they coming in?

Okay, I’ll be right there!

Yeong-jae, do you know who just called me?

Did she already leave?

Who called you?

The publisher just called me.

He’s interested in my writing and wants to see me.

He’s interested in your writing?

That’s what I’m telling you.

I told you so. You should have taken it when I was going to give it to you

It’s too late now.

He must be either crazy or trying to scam you.

Okay, think what you want.

The readers will be the ones to decide, not you.

I’m going out. I must meet with my admirers.

-Hello, welcome -Hello, how are you?

-Please have a seat. -Thank you.

It’s hot, isn’t it?

Yes it’s very hot.

Ms. Kim would you please bring her a cold drink.

Yes, sir.

Why don’t you wear your ring?

Excuse me?

I heard you got married to Actor Lee Yeong-jae.

Congratulations.

Well, thank you.

We publish magazines, too.

At first we weren’t sure if it was the same person,

but you are very photogenic.

Right. It was the make-up.

So, are you going to publish my work?

When?

Frankly,

your writing has some problems.

Pardon? What do you mean by problems?

The story seems a bit distractive,

and it's not quite the publishable material.

But you said you wanted to discuss publishing my book.

Our women’s magazine

wants to publish the story on your husband.

What?

The only personal thing we know

about your husband is that he graduated from medical school.

The public wants to know private details

on the mysterious lives of stars.

I’m sorry for interrupting,

but would you please give me back my script?

A mysterious star, my ass. What an idiot.

Do you know how many people like my story.

They all say it's good.

May I help you?

I would like to see Mr. Yoo Min-hyuk.

Which department is he in?

I don’t know exactly

but I think he does something to do with media.

Something to do with media?

Yoo Min-hyuk?

Are you here to see Director Yoo Min-hyuk?

Director?

I think so.

Do you have an appointment?

No, I haven't made one.

If you tell him its Han Ji-eun, I’m sure he’ll see me.

Please wait a moment.

Okay.

Hello,

a lady by the name of Han Ji-eun is here.

Yes. Okay.

I’m sorry, but he’s in a meeting.

When will the meeting be over?

We don’t know either.

-Hello. -Yes?

I'm looking for Mr. Kim Jong-woo from the planning office. Where is it?

What's the purpose of your visit?

I have to pass on some papers.

There is an elevator on your right.

The planning office is on the right side

-of sixth floor. -I see.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

IF SHE WERE MY GIRLFRIEND

Would you please pass this onto him?

Yes.

-Please make sure. -Okay.

Please make sure.

All right.

IF SHE WERE MY GIRLFRIEND HAN JI-EUN

A mysterious star’s personal life?

He has no other life than eating, sleeping and running.

Move over so I can sit.

You’re back.

What did they say? Are they going to publish it?

What?

No.. it’s still too early.

We’ve decided to think about it some more.

You got rejected, right?

No way, I didn't get rejected.

I knew it the moment you walked out so full of yourself.

I knew you weren’t a good writer from the moment you told me you were one.

A writer, my ass.

Hey.

I'm already in a bad mood even without your sarcasm.

Can you just stop already?

All right, I’ll stop.

You thought I'd stop, right?

What’s that?

It was here all along.

What is it?

It’s the ring you threw out.

It’s not such a bad day, after all.

I told you to throw it away!

Why should I throw it away?

I found it so it’s mine.

What are you, a beggar?

What?

-Give it to me! -No.

-Throw it into the ocean. -No!

-Give it to me! -Hey!

What are you doing?

Get out of this house.

It was my mistake for letting you stay in the first place.

I must’ve been crazy

I came to my senses after you bit me.

I need you to step out of this house.

I can’t bear to be with you anymore. You're getting on my nerves.

I feel the same.

Do you think I want to be with a rude maniac?

What?

A rude, what?

I’ve had enough, too.

Keeping up with your shitty personality has given me headaches.

Okay, so get out!

Why should I? You should be the one to leave.

What?

Why should I leave my own house?

This is my house now. You signed the contract.

-The contract? -Yes.

It says,

"You shall hand over Full House to Han Ji-eun at divorce."

You rude jerk,

times of nightmare I’ve spent with you will never be forgotten.

So long!

I’m really going to lose my mind.

That’s your problem.

Get out of my house right now!

Listen, who said anything about a divorce?

What?

All right.

We’ll meet in six months when the contract is over.

I will give you the house then.

Until then, get out.

Get lost already.

Get lost.

What are you guys doing?

Nothing!

What are you doing here?

I’ve got to stay here for a little while.

What?

Hello?

Ji-eun is at our house.

I’ll take her back home so don’t worry--

Hello?

Did you fight again? About what?

You can’t just pack up and leave every time. It’ll become a habit.

By the way, about last time, how could you guys do that to me?

You told me you were going to take me to safety and instead drag me to him?

We did it all for you.

-We did because we're your friends. -Of course.

We couldn’t watch you make a mistake.

Friends?

You are not even my friends.

-What are we going to do? -I don't know.

Hello?

Pardon?

I told you already.

I’m not interested in that kind of writing.

Also, I no longer have anything to do with Lee Yeong-jae.

Yes.

We’re separated so I don't know much about his mysterious private life.

Yes.

Please don’t call me again. I'm sorry.

Separated? You got kicked out?

I was not kicked out.

I walked out on him because I didn't want to see him any longer.

How long are you going to stay here?

I can’t stay here forever.

So, when are you going to pay me back?

Did you get a job?

To be honest, I’m thinking about starting my own business.

-Over there, honey. -What? Okay.

It’s a management business, so we just need a little bit of Mr. Lee's help.

Take a look.

Listen when I’m telling you nicely,

get a job!

Now, I automatically wake up at 6:30 a.m.

This is driving me crazy.

No. I’ve got to sleep.

This time it’s a separation.

You just got married. How can there be talk of separation already?

It's not the same as your good old dating rumors.

This is quite serious now.

It’s not a big deal.

If it’s not a big deal, why are there rumors?

I’ll take care of it.

If we’re finished, I’ll be going.

Be ready for Kang Hae-won’s photo shoot tomorrow.

I had decided...

not to do that.

That magazine is not the Korean edition. It’s the Asian edition.

I made the deal with them. You'll be on the cover.

I don’t know what’s going on between you guys.

But this is strictly business. Be wise.

It’s no use to write a resume. Do you know how hard it is to find a job?

With an average salary, it will take more than ten years to pay you back.

Just take a look at my business proposal.

If only Yeong-jae would help me...

I told you not to talk about him.

I have trouble sleeping at night shivering in anger.

Fights between married couples always end up not being about anything.

You should stop already.

Hurry up and write your resume!

Okay!

Who is it? Is it Mr. Lee?

Jeez.

Hello?

Yes it is. Who is this?

Hi, how are you?

Would you do me a favor?

Would you mind bringing lunchboxes for tomorrow?

About 10 servings will do.

Please.

Hey, Yeong-jae, it’s me. Come now.

If you’re not here in three minutes, our 15-year friendship will be over.

Why didn’t you come in and leave?

What?

You were mad at me weren’t you?

Why would I be mad at you?

When did I ever get mad at you?

No.

You’ve never been mad at me.

So, do you know how much you scared me?

Don’t ever do that to me again, ok?

Got it?

Got it?

Okay. I got it.

Yeong-jae,

who have you known longer Ji-eun or me?

You.

Who do you like better, Ji-eun or me?

You.

You should say you like your wife better, you idiot.

Yeong-jae,

I am important to you, right?

I’m special to you, right?

Yes.

You are very important and special to me.

More than Ji-eun?

What?

I don’t care what you think,

but I know I am the most important and special person to you.

Don't forget that.

I’ll never forgive you

if you do.

MY BIRTHDAY

Do it better.

Hey, stop eating it! It won’t be enough for 10 people.

It's not for me, but the baby.

Jeez.

It’s funny, though. Why did she ask you to make lunchboxes?

Is she taking advantage of you?

There must be a reason.

How about lunchbox business?

Who would buy such ugly-looking gimbap?

These aren’t ugly. They’re not bad at all.

And Dong-uk doesn’t let me do hard work.

Jeez, give me a break.

Hey, Ji-eun!

-You made the headlines. -What?

Word travels fast!

LEE YEONG-JAE'S SHAKY MARRIAGE

That'll do. I'll take care of the rest.

Thanks.

Let me see.

What's with the article?

Did you two have a fight?

It's nothing. Don't worry about it.

Why?

Am I not allowed to ask?

It's really nothing.

Yeong-jae, why don't we go for some sushi after the shoot.

I found a great restaurant.

-Okay, let’s go. -Okay.

If you're ready, let's begin the shoot.

-Let's go. -Okay.

Okay. One, two.

I like the expression. One, two.

One more time. One, two.

One, two.

One more time.

One, two.

Expression. One, two.

That looks great. One more time.

Stay like that. One, two.

One, two.

One more time.

-Oh, good, you’re here. -One, two.

Hello, how are you?

Thank you for making lunch.

Not a big deal.

Come this way.

You can give that to me.

Let’s take a break.

Yeong-jae’s wife made lunchboxes.

-Thank you for lunch! -Looks delicious.

Please enjoy.

-Why don’t you take a few shots of -Please enjoy.

-Yeong-jae with his wife. -Sure.

Start shooting from gimbap and tilt up to frame them both.

Sorry, but you’re in the way.

Okay.

You both look so shy.

Why don’t you put one in your husband’s mouth?

-No, you don't need to. -Have a bite.

It's really tasty. Open up.

How is your wife’s cooking?

It is delicious.

It sure is.

Why don’t you give one to your wife, too?

Sure will.

No, that's all right.

It's good. Take a bite.

-Another one? -No, it's okay.

Cheese gimbap.

The way you care for each other looks wonderful.

We will wrap up by having you kiss on the last shot.

What?

Smile.

Yeong-jae is a public figure.

Many eyes are watching him.

You can’t just say anything you want.

Do you think it’s okay to say and do whatever you want?

Just one word and it can become a scandal.

We had a hard time trying to cover it up.

I’m sorry I caused so much trouble.

Thanks for bringing lunchboxes.

We enjoyed it very much.

Sure.

I’m sorry for taking so much of your time.

-You should get some rest. -Yes.

How did this get here?

Oh, that.

Yeong-jae asked me to read it. He wanted to know what I thought of it.

He did? Really?

What do you think?

It isn’t good enough for a scenario. And the story isn’t very good.

The story isn’t good?

Yes.

I couldn’t understand the story at all.

The sentence structure was all wrong, and the grammar was a mess.

There was a slight sparkle in the middle of the story.

That can't be enough.

You can find many like those on the internet.

He told me that a friend wrote it.

I wrote it.

Really?

I am sorry. I shouldn't have been so blunt.

Did I hurt your feelings?

No, it’s ok.

I’m going to take this...

Goodbye.

Hello?

Hae-won,

Yes.

I’m sorry, did you wait for long?

No, don't worry about.

I’m glad to see you two made up.

Okay.

We’ll do dinner next time.

Okay. Talk to you later.

Oh, please tell Ji-eun--

What’s wrong? What did she say?

Don't pay too much attention to the article.

There's no need.

She said my writing was terrible.

What?

She said it was awful.

You were right.

My writing is not good at all.

It's just too plain.

It’s even worse than your scandals.

When did I?

I don’t think I’ve ever said anything like that.

I’m sorry.

I don’t want to talk about it. Let’s just go.

How many days has it been?

About a week?

It’s been more than a week.

Do you want me to call him?

Why would you call him?

Don’t call him.

But--

I’ll be really upset if you call him.

Son.

I don’t want you to call him either. Okay, mother?

Of course I won’t.

Please excuse me.

I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

It’s okay. I washed it clean.

I’m joking.

To be honest, I dropped it in the trash can.

Hey,

why are we having bean sprout soup instead of seaweed soup?

You should just eat what I give you.

We should have seaweed soup on birthdays.

Is it your birthday today?

No.

It’s your birthday.

Don’t you even know your own birthday.

That’s right.

But how did you know it was my birthday?

What are you going to do today?

I want to go to Magic Land.

Magic Land?

I’ll ask Dong-uk and Hui-jin to go with me.

It’s been ages since we’ve gone.

The three of you? What about me?

How can you go to a public place like that?

Who said I was going?

I’m busy all day, too. My schedule’s full.

Really? That’s good. Then I can go out and come in late.

Magic Land is for kids.

I’ll ask them to bring back my luggage on their way here.

I don't mind you going out,

but clean the house before you go.

Of course I will.

How can you guys, my so-called best friends not remember it’s my birthday.

Fine, forget it.

What?

So let’s go to Magic Land for my birthday.

It’s not my birthday without Magic Land.

Of course. Doesn't it sound fun.

Sure.

I thought you were busy, why are you leaving now?

Anyway, he’s so weird.

Let’s have dinner out.

I’ll see you at Magic Land later.

Hello?

Goodness. How are you?

Yes, I read what you wrote.

I would like to see you. How is today?

I’ll be very busy from next week.

Is this too short of a notice?

No, today is fine.

I will see you later.

It’s me, I’m canceling Magic Land.

Welcome.

Which recorder do writers use the most?

What does he have scheduled today?

Nothing. He doesn't have one, but he's here.

CROSSWORD

It’s terrible.

How can you expect me to invest in that garbage?

It's the worst.

I don’t care who the director is.

I won’t do it.

There’s nothing more to look at.

You don’t have to revise it.

Tell him to chuck it into a gutter and start over.

I have a guest, so I will call you later.

Hello.

Hello.

-Please have a seat. -Thank you.

I was at your wedding,

but I didn’t have a chance to tell you then.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

What can I get you?

Well, I am okay.

I read what you sent me.

It was not as good as the story you told me.

It was the worst story I’ve read so far.

I couldn’t understand what it was you wanted to say.

It was long and boring.

Anyway, it was pure torture to read.

It seemed as if you pasted together stories you read on the internet.

Are you sure you really wrote this?

Yes, I wrote it.

Sentence structure is off and the plot is horrible.

I did write the tormenting story to read that makes no sense at all.

And I’m going to continue to write even until my death,

and then I’ll write again in my next life.

However, you don’t have to be so rude.

You should never call others garbage.

You better work on your poor manners

before anything else.

I'll get going.

Please excuse me.

However,

it’s not complete trash.

Let's write up a contract.

I want a synopsis every week.

If it becomes a movie, I’ll pay you more.

Yes! Way to go!

Goodness.

Please get in.

Pardon?

Okay.

I’m sorry about what happened a little while ago.

You were really upset.

Yes, I do get easily upset.

If you have time to spare, shall we have dinner together?

Excuse me?

You just got paid. You should buy me dinner.

Sorry.

Hey, wasn't that Lee Yeong-jae?

No way. Why would he be here?

I think that was him.

Where the heck is she?

Where the heck is she?

-They're separated already. -Really?

-I don't understand. -They must be crazy.

-Hey... -What?

-It’s Lee Yeong-jae! -Where?

-Right next to you! -Where?

Yeong-jae! It's really him!

-I... -Talk to him. Quick.

Excuse me, aren’t you...

You’re Lee Yeong-jae, aren’t you?

-Yes, you are! -I like you so much!

-It's really you! Oh, my! -Take a picture! Come here!

Get an autograph. Quick!

Yeong-jae. Can you write that you love me here?

Take a picture of me and him.

Come on. Quickly!

Yeong-jae!

Yeong-jae!

Please come out!

Do come out!

Yeong-jae!

Damn. What’s going on?

-He's in the first stall! -The first one.

Are you taking a dump?

How smelly.

What are you all doing here?

Hey, Lee Yeong-jae’s taking a dump here.

I'll go check it out.

-Yeong-jae! -Please come out!

You’re in there, aren’t you? Please come out.

Yeong-jae. Please come out.

You’re in there, aren’t you?

Yeong-jae. Please come out.

Hello? Mr. Choi?

I’m at Magic Land.

You need to come and get me. Make it quick.

You’ll be making the headlines again tomorrow.

What were you doing there?

What would you like to eat?

Excuse me, how about spaghetti?

I know a good spaghetti restaurant around here.

I’ll treat you tonight.

You can treat me next time.

I'll have the foie gras,

some cream soup,

and lobster with chili sauce.

So, what would you like?

The same, please.

By the way, what has Yeong-jae up to?

Is he finished with his movie?

I don’t know.

He's been off lately, but he said he has to film today.

How is married life? Is it fun?

Fun? No way.

I just keep on reminding myself that I'm disciplining my mind.

Excuse me?

It’s not very funny. Why are you laughing?

Well, I find it funny.

You have no idea how funny you are.

Can't believe she's still not home.

I'm so hungry.

What's she doing out at this hour?

I'm so hungry.

Thank you for the ride.

Don’t mention it.

You have a very pretty house.

Would you like to come in?

No, I don’t even think Yeong-jae’s home. Maybe next time.

-Well, okay, goodbye. -Bye.

Are you just getting home?

When did you come home?

A little while ago.

What are you doing in the dark? You should've turned the lights on.

Hey!

What’s wrong with you?

What?

What time is it? A housewife shouldn’t be this late.

I told you I would be late today.

Did you have dinner?

Not yet. Make dinner now.

What? You haven’t had dinner yet?

That's exactly why I'm telling you to make it. Make dinner.

There is nothing to eat.

What?

You told me you would be late!

Then, do you want some noodles?

No, I don’t want noodles.

Make some rice.

Just make it. Why are you talking so much?

You’re always trying to give me a hard time.

I told you to cook. Where are you going?

I have to change first.

Why is he like that?

Did you go to Magic Land today?

What? Why would I go there?

I’m sure you were there. Why do you lie to me?

I was there. So what?

Did you go there to find me?

Who did? Me?

Do you think I'm crazy? Why would I look for you?

Well... I was just bored.

It's been a while since I went last time. I wanted to check out the place.

There was a person I knew there, too.

Don’t get the wrong idea.

I see.

I didn’t go there today.

You didn't? So what?

Did you wait a long time for me?

I didn’t wait at all for you.

Why are you laughing? Don’t laugh.

What are you staring at? Never seen someone eat?

Let’s go to Magic Land!

I haven’t had seaweed soup or a birthday cake,

so let’s go to Magic Land.

I told you it was closed!

That’s why it’s cool.

We have to go when there’s no one around.

That’s how they do it in the movies. I'm sure you know how it goes.

Do you think your filming a movie? What do you want me to do?

Fine, should we go back home?

Wait a minute. Let me think about it.

So how do you do it in the movies?

Well, of course the staff sets up everything in advance.

Hey, follow me.

Come this way. Hurry up.

You stink at this.

You look like a fool.

Come on, just give it a try.

-Here. -You have to go slow, okay?

Never mind.

You’re really dull.

Are you sure you have any cells left in your brain?

Why can't you understand?

What do you think is the lowest intelligence level for a person?

Remember, life is not easy.

You’re really dull.

You fool.

Hey, what are you doing?

That must have hurt.

Everyone is talented in doing one thing at least.

I guess it’s true.

How can you compare me to everyone else?

My mom taught me when I was little.

She used to be a good skater.

Your mom did a great thing.

It must have been tough to teach a dumb kid like you.

It's quite the miracle.

I know because I had to teach you before.

Listen to me. It’s my birthday.

Okay, go ahead.

I forgot.

You see. You are stupid.

Oh, it came to me.

I signed a contract today. Now I'm a real professional writer.

Really?

I’m not a regular writer yet.

Just a synopsis writer for now.

The genre isn't so important.

Now, many people will be reading my stories.

It feels so weird to think of it.

I’m going to tell the stories my mother used to tell me when I was little.

Like good music, like a good story, a story can move a person’s soul.

It can heal a broken heart.

Did your mom tell you to become a person that moves the heart of others.

Is that what your mother told you?

How did you know that?

But not just anyone can write good stories.

I know and that’s why I’m going to do my best to write good stories.

Let’s go for it!

Isn’t it awkward to say go for it?

Go for it!

Ok, go for it!

Go for it!

Go for it, Ji-eun!

-Go for it! -Go for it!

Go for it.

Have you finished cleaning the house?

I’m going to do it a little later.

I’m going to a recording. Clean the house before I get back.

And make sure everything’s clean.

Be the person to move hearts,

Ji-eun Happy Birthday!

Well, he is very strange.

They say nobody is really bad, maybe that’s true.

Once in a while, he’s even kind of cute.

I don’t know.

But is this recording correctly?

I’m coming.

You move out of this house immediately!

AT LAST, WE ARE AT PEACE

NEXT EPISODE

SHE SLEEPS WELL IN ANY PLACE

What time is it?

It’s time to get up and cook. Go make breakfast.

I’m in the subway, I almost missed it.

No matter how many times I told him I was late, he made me finish the dishes.

Oh, that Yeong-jae, I can’t stand him!

HOWEVER

THE FIGHT BEGINS AGAIN

HE LOOKS DOWN ON ME

You really are a psycho!

Do you even know how to spell it?

I may not know how to spell it, but I know you are a psycho!

Hey!

Take your toothbrush, too.

Thanks.

I ALWAYS WAIT FOR HIM

Yeong-jae, don’t go.