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Hey, the professor is not out here.

He is not in the bathroom.

Well, he's not out the either.

Maybe he decided to sleep at YMCA after all.

No, his bag is still there.

He said he was gonna have a bath.

Oh blimey, maybe he has gone down the plug hole.

A Japanese philosopher has said: When the person

is not here, he must be somewhere else.

We know he's somewhere else, but somewhere where?

Buenas noches.

Hey, what's the matter?

It's Mr. Brown.

- What about Mr. Brown? - He's gone.

Gona?

Ten minutes he was here, now he's gone?

Santa madre querida, esp�ritu...

He is not dead, he is vanished.

�Gracias a Dios!

- Alright, what's your name? - Jeremy Brown.

- Brown? - Yes.

I suppose that'll make a change from a smith or

Jones. Now, according to P.C. Barnes,

- you were caught breaking and entering. - I was not breaking and entering.

- Were you picking the lock? - Yes, but

- Do you live there? - No, but

Charge: Breaking and entering.

Look, you're making a terrible mistake.

That's what criminals said.

I demand to see my lawyer.

Sid, they've not nabbed you tonight as well.

Is he one of you accomplicies?

No, I know him. He can vote for me.

He is in a state he ever can't vote for his own mother.

- What has he done Barnes? - Drunk and disorderly.

- Pardon? - Drunk and disorderly.

So am I.

Sergeant, he is the care taker at the school where I teach.

He will tell you who am I.

You, do you know this man?

He's a cop.

Sid, it's me, look! Tell the sergeant who I am.

Charlie Frenzbaf.

What?

Never tell him your own name son.

Oh, take him away. Bring him back when he's sober.

I'll be your sweet heart.

Now, Mr. Brown or Frenzbaf or whatever you call yourself

- Brown - Professor

Max! Giovanni! Thank goodness you're here. Look, tell

this, tell this sergeant who am I.

He's Mr. Jeremy Brown.

He teach us to speak the English.

Do you live in 6 Windsor road?

Sure we do. What happened? Where have you been?

Well, I've got locked out on your balcony and your

and your Public spirited neighbor thought I was

a burgular and called the police.

So you were telling the truth, hum?

And I have a good mind to see you for false arrest.

If you do so, there'll be a charge of asault and battery.

I haven't asaulted anyone.

No, but I should go now before I do.

Hey, everybody. We found Mr. Brown.

Now we all have a party.

Hey where is all the food?

We saved you a piece of quiche.

Oh good.

Blimey, I was hungry so I'm eating it.

Actually I can do with a drink.

No drink.

Nor a drop?

Si! One drop!

Don't worry professor. I'll fix everything for us.

Max, go.

Okay, I'll go get some beer.

Then we'll all have a party.

No, not all of us. I've made a date with Danielle.

We are going to have a dance.

�Ol�!

Se�orita.

Enjoy your selves.

We must also be go.

Yes

Master, Ali will let me watch his television.

Yes, we don't want to Starkers and Cruch.

Starsky and Hutch.

Jolly good. See you at school time.

Bye everybody.

A thousand apologies.

Why? What have you done?

Nothing. It's what I'm going to be doing?

What are you going to be doing?

Take Ingrid for a show.

We're going to see Sweedish film.

It's being all about Sweedish Nopal.

I think you mean Noble.

That is correct. You'll be excusing us please!

Yeah, certainly. Have a good night.

Don't tell me you two are going to the pictures too!

No, not so. See Lee and me go to bedo

Not together, I'm going home to read a little red book.

I go sleep home.

Too much sake.

Too much sake.

Hope you had a pleasant night.

Ciao.

That's going to be a sleeping party.

Not to worry. Now we got plenty of beer for five.

You have even more for three.

Oh not you too Anna.

Yeah, us too. I help Zoltan mid home walk.

Good morning.

Good night.

I hope.

Alright then, we are three.

Okay everybody hey, where is everybody?

- They all went out. - We've got such nice friends.

Hey, why don't we go down to the disco?

Yes, it's a good idea. And we will pick up a couple of birds.

I don't want to pick up a couple of birds.

Professor is right. We don't want to

pick up a couple of birds,

we'd pick up three birds. One each.

Now you two go on.

Why don't you want to come with us?

Well, I feel tired and wounded. I think I'll just turn in for the night.

You sure now?

Yeah, but don't let that stop you from going.

Okay.

I'll just get ready for bed.

And you'll find some blankets in the cupboard

Any cotton balls?

In the bathroom.

Thank you, see you tomorrow.

Why is he shouting?

I don't know.

You want a beer before we go?

Sure!

It's stuffy in here! That's better.

Nice party!

Fantastic. You know Max? I really fancy that Ingrid.

Yeah, you fancy anyone.

That's not true, is it? I don't fancy you.

Hey, our lights just gone out.

Mr. Brown must wanting to sleep.

We better go to the disco.

Okay.

It's locked.

Hey, professor.

The house was very quiet, nothing could be

heard. Yet the old lady could almost feel a

sense of heaving. She listened, the silence was

opressive. Suddenly there was a knock at the

window.

Yes, sergeant. Oh, it's not you again madam.

Are you sure it's not the same fellow? There are

two fellows? Look, I suggest you just sit there and

wait, go around and see a neighbor and wait till

the constable arrives, okay?

Coming!

Oh please excuse me, the front door was open. I did knock.

Oh sorry, I was a sleep.

There are burglars on my balcony.

Are you sure?

Yes, I saw their evil looks. They might be opening my

doors now.

The front window wasn't locked.

Oh I see alright leave it with me. I'll go see what they're up to.

Do be careful!

Yes!

What are we going to do?

Break the window.

Max! Giovanni! What are you doing here?

You locked us out.

Yeah, we knocked on the window next door

and the woman screamed and ran away.

She thought you were burglars.

Come on, get inside.

Just a moment. I'll go get the beer.

No, no, no. I'll go get it. You stay here.

Alright. Turn around.

Now are you sure you don't mind me staying

Here for the night?

Not at all sir. I think it will be safer for both

Right. At least I'll get some sleep.

Good night sir!

Good night.

Who's that?

It's you Mr. Brown. Let's sing a song!