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Oh schooler
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I must phone the school
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Yes
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- How dare you? You dirty old man
- Hello? Hello?
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Oh blast!
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- Hello?
- Hello
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Who ever you are, you ought
to be ashamed of yourself
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- It's me Jeremy Brown
- What're you doing?
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Making obscene phone calls!
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- I'm in bed with flu
- In bed with who?
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- Flu!
- Well this is most inconvenience
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Typical of the weaker sex
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I should expect you to be
better by Monday
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In the meantime, I supposed
I shud've to take your class
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Now what is the meaning of this?
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It's to improve our English
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We learn Old English dances
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We are learning to be twisters
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The truck like foxes
and to mash the potatoes
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Yes, also we learn English
phrases like a
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"Do you come here often?"
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and a "Who is taking
you home tonight?"
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There are more useful English
phrases to learn than those
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Now, can you kindly tidy up this
mess and sit down at once all of you!
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Hurry!
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I have to tell you that Mr. Brown
will not be with us tonight
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I hear that he has a virus
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Or is that his girlfriend?
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He has the flu he
has laid up in bed
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Excuse please,
How can he be laid up in bed?
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Surely you are meaning,
he's laid down
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The term to be laid up means
the same as being stuck down.
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Bala-yammu!
What are language
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There is nothing wrong with
the English language
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It is the most widely spoken
language in the world
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Does anyone know the origin
of the English language?
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Well come along,
where did English come from?
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England!
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Not quite,
the early Britians were Celtic
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- From Glasgow!
- I beg your pordon?
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There's Glasgow Rangers,
Glasgow Celtic. Football
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I was not referring to football,
I was talking about the race
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No no no, it's not-a race, its-a football!
I see them play in Milano in the cup
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I don't count what it mean.
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And if I have any more of your stupid
remarks, I should send you out of the class
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The Calts were a race of people
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Then came the Goids
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You see I was right!
You have a goal in football
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Alright Mr. Cupello, I did warn you.
Kindly leave the class
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- Where do I go to? - Well, I suggest
that you go home and study your books
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Now, where was I?
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- You were standing there and you
are still standing there. - Silence!
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Now take heed because
I shall not tell you again
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Anyone who persist in utterly idiotic
nonsense will be sent home
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Now!
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The Romans invaded Britain in 43 A.D.
Can anyone tell me what A.D means?
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After Dark
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Right, Mr. Nadim.
Come along off you go!
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- What am I going for?
- Don't argue, just go!
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- Excuse please
- Out! Do continue.
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A.D. means Anno Domini
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Which refers to time since
the birth of our lord
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The time before he's
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Birth which refer to B.C.
Does anyone know what B.C. means?
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Before Christmas
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Okay I go
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The Romans were
supplanted by the Angles,
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Saxons and Jutes.
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Who broght with them
a new language
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Excuse please
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- I thought I told you to go?
- Yes, I go but I come back
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You're wanting on the telephone,
Mr. Brownies wishing to speak with you
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- Oh very well.
- Excuse please.
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No!
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- Anna
- Ya?
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You will take charge of the class
in my absence. I should not be long.
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And don't stand for any nonsense
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Do not worry,
I should be standing for nothing,
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I shall be seating down.
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Hello?
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Oh hello, Mr. Courtney.
I just wanted to tell you that,
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I got all the students homework here.
Perhaps you could send someone
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around to collect it.
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We do not have a messenger service
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Mr. Brown
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Are you sure you
are too ill to come in?
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I still feel pretty groggy, I mean.
Besides, I won't like you to catch my cold.
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- I never catch cold!
- I aspect the germs freeze to death instantly.
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- What was that?
- Oh nothing. Now, look I better hang up.
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If you want the homework it...
its... here...
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And where is everybody?
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They giving me stupid answers
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So I sent them all home
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Go away
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I don't hear nothing
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Me too
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Maybe he's sleeping
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Why don't we throw around the back door
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Back door more better
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- Hello? Anybody there?
- Yes, please
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- Oh it's you
- Yes it is me
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- You rang the bell a minute ago?
- No, I'm only just arriving
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Somebody rang the bell
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- There's nobody here
- This bed's still warm
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Why the door open?
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Oh no good
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You're right Jamila, somebody can
come in and steal something
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- What's that?
- What is what?
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There was a noise,
there's somebody in there
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- They've locked the door
- Oh blimey,
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I think you're getting a broken house
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- Burglers?
- Yes please.
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I think they are banging on your
bell to see if you are inside
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- And now they're breaking in
- You know you could be right
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- What's the matter?
- I hear something
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Good lord!
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Its very logic. I think I am being house
broken, that was a very evil eye I saw
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- It's a big evil eye
- Move up away
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I open the door
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Standby, I gonna
break the door down
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What have you done to Mr. Brown?
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- You dumb fools
- How we know thats Mr. Brown?
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That's Mr. Brown!
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- Oh Mr. Brown are you alright?
- Yes just fine, a part of touch concussion
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and raging fever, I'm terrific!
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Thank goodness.
We thought you had flu!
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What are you all doing here?
Why aren't you at school?
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Well, we finished early, so we
thought we come and give you a visit
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- Oh, that's very kind of you
- And we bring you a big bunch of gripes
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Oh, thank you
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- We eat one or two on the way
- It's the thought that counts
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- You must get in bed immediate more
- Yes, I'm starting to feel cold again
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Master Ji, I have knits
small gift for you
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Thank you Jamila
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- You try
- Very kind of you. Yes.
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- Oh, little big
- Yeah, well it'll keep me warm
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Oh blimey, it will not be needing
to wear any gloves
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Well, perhaps it will shrink
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Come Mr. Brown,
I must have you in bed
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Pardon?
Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah.
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Let me tuck you in
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- This one better?
-Yes, I'm starting to feel warm all over now
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- Jamila and I will make you some hot milk
- Hot milk most good for vorms
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- Worms? I haven't got worms
- Not vorms, VORMS!
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- Do you mean colds?
- ah colds
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Well I must say it's very good
of you all to come and visit me.
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Take a chair each
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Jelly good
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- Where do you wish us to take chair?
- I don't want you to take them anywhere
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just... just sit down them over here
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Mr. Brown, I have something here
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- to make you feel much better.
- Well its very good of you Ali,
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but I don't want anymore medicine
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But it is jelly good for your chest
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Are you sure?
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Oh blimey, yes!
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Oh, lets have a look then
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Smells awful
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I'm telling you its
guaranteed to kill or cure
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I'm not sure I like the first
alternative. Well here goes.
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It's fouled!
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Oh deary me, I'm thinking you should
not have been drinking that medicine
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You said it, it could cure my chest
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Yes, but it's supposed
to be rubbing it on.
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You poisoned me!
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I ring the doctor
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It's more important we ring the priest
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- Priest?
- What for?
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You might be dead before
the doctor comes
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Oh great, you might as well go all
the way and send for the undertaker
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Ok, what's his address?
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Excuse please,
he's not being poisoned
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This medicine also very
good for your stomach
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It makes you get up and go.
Just like prunes
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Ah that's all I need!
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Mr. Brown, I've spilt all ze milk all over
my dress now it could be ruined
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You haven't spilt the whole pine have you?
That is for today and tomorrow
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- Thank you very much! - You better
and go sponge it off in the bathroom
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- Are you alright?
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- You have gone a funny colour
- I think it was something I just drank
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- Shall I give you the kiss of life?
- Yes, No! No! You'll catch my cold
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- You can give me the kiss of life please
- Me too
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- So you like the kissing, yes?
- Oh yes
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Yes please
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Oh good
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I shall give both of you the
most beautiful french kiss
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I wonder who's going to be first?
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Close your eyes
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Excuse Mr. Brown
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- Is there anything else you are
wishing us to do? - Yes just go home
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You don't want us to stay?
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No... no, appreciate your calling...
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but it's just that I would recover
much quicker if I were left alone
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Okay
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We go to the pub
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We help you much
better soon Mr. Brown.
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- Come on Ali
- Kali-nista
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Good evening
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Good night
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Master Ji
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Pillow
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- Hot bottle
- Thank you Jamila
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See who that is, would you?
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What are you doing here?
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- I warm bed for Master Ji
- I... beg your pordon?
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It's alright Ms. Courtney she means,
she was just warming a hot bottle for me
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Mr. Brown it is highly improper for this
young lady to be here alone with a man
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Well I can assure you Ms. Courtney,
that nothing improper is taking place
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Mr. Brown, where
can I hang my dress?
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- Good night Mr. Brown, Sir
- Good evening Ranjeet, what do you want?
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I'm coming here to be
making you over the weather
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Over the weather?
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Yes, because I'm hearing
you are under the weather
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- Better come in and sit down
- Are we going to be sitting down together?
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No.. no, I still don't feel to well
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- I think bed is the best place
- Whatever you say
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- I didn't mean the two of us!
- Thousand apologies
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Oh, see who that is Ramjeet
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- Ah Juan, please come in
- I come to see how Mr. Brown is
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You okay?
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Terrible
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Nevermind
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I come to cheer you up
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Oh good,
I could do a cheering up
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I think...a
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You not look very well
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I think he look a...
very white
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He is white!
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But a... he look
more white than before
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I think you have
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What we call is "rea"
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The three day reaper
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I don't like the sound of that
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Only last 3 days
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On the first day...
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fever like you have...
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on the second day...
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white as you are...
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- and on the third day...
- You get better?
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You die!
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Finito!
Finito!
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- Thanks for coming to cheer me up
- Soright!
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I bring you something
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Don't tell me it's some Spanish
medicine recommended for rubbing on
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- chest
- no medisina
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- Fundador!
- Funn-dador?
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Si. Spanish brandy.
Momento.
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It's-a good taste
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00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,351
- Quite strong!
- Kill all germs
250
00:17:10,574 --> 00:17:13,070
- Not household germs?
- Any germs
251
00:17:13,215 --> 00:17:15,668
I might say,
its warming me up already
252
00:17:17,055 --> 00:17:18,966
- Can I have some more?
- Sure, sure
253
00:17:20,267 --> 00:17:21,607
I go
254
00:17:27,668 --> 00:17:30,802
- Ah, Taro
- Ah so
255
00:17:32,044 --> 00:17:33,956
Come in, sit down
have a drink
256
00:17:33,957 --> 00:17:36,423
- Ranjeet
- Yes please, Mr. Brown?
257
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:37,279
I need some glasses
258
00:17:38,047 --> 00:17:39,905
Are your eyes bad as well?
259
00:17:41,609 --> 00:17:45,442
- I mean glasses to drink for
- Thousand apologies
260
00:17:45,443 --> 00:17:47,448
Alright, it's all on the
side door, bring three
261
00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:50,172
- May I'm a...?
- Sure
262
00:17:52,728 --> 00:17:54,670
- Here you are Mr. Brown
- Thank you
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00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:58,527
- One for Taro
- Thank you
264
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:03,206
- One for Ranjeet
- You are most kind
265
00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:08,023
And one for Juan
266
00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:16,261
- Bottoms up
- What is bottoms up?
267
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:20,540
Oh, it's em... an English
phrase use when having a drink
268
00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:28,992
I am thinking it is not easy
to be drinking it bottom up
269
00:18:28,993 --> 00:18:33,666
No Ranjeet, it refers to the
glass, the bottom of the glass
270
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:34,197
Tip it up
271
00:18:34,336 --> 00:18:37,924
Ah Si, as you say
'up the hatch'
272
00:18:39,579 --> 00:18:41,878
- Down!
- Si, down the hatch
273
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,583
Now I'm understanding
274
00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:46,080
I am also knowing,
another saying...
275
00:18:46,463 --> 00:18:48,680
'Round the tip,
and through the gums'
276
00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:51,249
'Look out dummy,
here it comes'
277
00:18:53,475 --> 00:18:57,218
Very good,
mind if I have another...
278
00:18:57,777 --> 00:19:00,985
Ah... look you finish the bottle.
I was just beginning to enjoy myself
279
00:19:01,247 --> 00:19:02,015
I have brought...
280
00:19:02,527 --> 00:19:06,623
genuine Japanese.
Look a...
281
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,463
- Saki!
- Oh, Saki. Yes, I've heard of that
282
00:19:10,575 --> 00:19:13,356
It's what those Geisha girls
give you, isn't it?
283
00:19:14,047 --> 00:19:19,023
Geisha girls
give you much more
284
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,688
Yes, I understand
285
00:19:22,964 --> 00:19:24,543
Eh Taro, is it true,
286
00:19:25,055 --> 00:19:26,079
that the Geisha girl...
287
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,017
they give you the bath,
on the nothingness eh?
288
00:19:29,189 --> 00:19:30,332
Yes!
289
00:19:33,276 --> 00:19:36,757
In Japan.
Man has cold
290
00:19:37,087 --> 00:19:39,416
You go,
see Geisha
291
00:19:41,058 --> 00:19:42,206
What happens?
292
00:19:42,719 --> 00:19:43,999
Geisha prepare...
293
00:19:44,255 --> 00:19:45,023
hot bath
294
00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:46,303
Then...
295
00:19:46,559 --> 00:19:47,583
wash man-o...
296
00:19:48,095 --> 00:19:49,732
all over.
297
00:19:51,115 --> 00:19:53,837
I surely think that
will sent your tempreture up
298
00:19:55,312 --> 00:19:59,399
After....
men bed-o...
299
00:20:00,127 --> 00:20:01,663
Geisha walk in...
300
00:20:02,175 --> 00:20:02,687
with a...
301
00:20:02,943 --> 00:20:07,261
perfume-o oils-a
302
00:20:09,235 --> 00:20:12,084
- And is that cool or cold?
- No, no, it makes it...
303
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,243
much nicer
304
00:20:21,078 --> 00:20:24,606
Ranjeet, look if anybo...
lift the cat unlocked
305
00:20:24,607 --> 00:20:26,413
if anybody comes,
they can walk straight in
306
00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:33,035
- Good evening, Mr. Brown
- Siu Lee and Anna
307
00:20:33,151 --> 00:20:35,171
We bring you somethings
to make you well
308
00:20:35,172 --> 00:20:37,905
Ah well, that's very kind of you,
but actually I'm feeling alot better
309
00:20:38,015 --> 00:20:40,136
These will clear your
head instant. Take!
310
00:20:40,137 --> 00:20:44,681
Yeah well, I tried everything else
I'm sure a couple more pills
311
00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:47,855
- won't... won't make any difference
- Now we need some hot water
312
00:20:47,856 --> 00:20:50,429
No, it's alright,
I take it with this Saki
313
00:20:51,661 --> 00:20:53,337
Huh? What for you do that?
314
00:20:53,887 --> 00:20:55,167
You said that clear my head
315
00:20:55,423 --> 00:20:59,446
You are supposed to put them in
the hot water and breath in the fumes
316
00:21:01,439 --> 00:21:03,668
Argh... I don't feel well
317
00:21:09,858 --> 00:21:13,343
What about you Siu Lee, have you
brought some Chinese medicine for me?
318
00:21:13,599 --> 00:21:14,623
Oh this is not medicine
319
00:21:14,879 --> 00:21:16,928
It is very ancient
Chinese treatment
320
00:21:17,453 --> 00:21:19,853
Is it anything
like the Geisha girls?
321
00:21:20,256 --> 00:21:21,536
Oh, much better
322
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:26,606
- Oh, wow! In that case
- First you must strip
323
00:21:26,607 --> 00:21:27,607
Yeah? alright.
324
00:21:28,448 --> 00:21:31,008
Only to waist
325
00:21:35,457 --> 00:21:38,789
- Now lay down on stomach
- Oh like this?
326
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:40,992
Yes
327
00:21:42,272 --> 00:21:44,597
- I'm ready
- Very good
328
00:21:48,899 --> 00:21:50,750
- Oh blimey!
- What's the matter?
329
00:21:50,751 --> 00:21:52,324
Nothing, nothing,
nothing whatsoever
330
00:21:54,727 --> 00:21:57,520
Oh, that's lovely, can you
do the other side as well?
331
00:21:57,521 --> 00:21:58,965
What are you doing?!
332
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:03,408
I've heard of kill or cure, but that
is ridiculous... what are you doing?
333
00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:05,835
Accupunture
very old Chinese custom
334
00:22:05,836 --> 00:22:07,759
I got it from
honourable ancestor
335
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,471
Yeah, well honourable
ancestors, can jolly have it back
336
00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:12,909
We coming back!
337
00:22:14,339 --> 00:22:18,406
We've all each of us, bring you
something to cheer you up
338
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,351
- Jamaica Ram
- French Wine
339
00:22:23,232 --> 00:22:24,000
Greek ouzo
340
00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:27,686
Italian grapher,
eh, you taste of that
341
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,680
You said it was
an accident
342
00:22:32,448 --> 00:22:33,984
Ha... ha accident
343
00:22:34,496 --> 00:22:36,032
Daniel spilled milk
344
00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:38,080
- on her dress
- Ah, I see
345
00:22:38,592 --> 00:22:40,640
It appears that for once
I have misjudged
346
00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:41,408
Mr. Brown
347
00:22:42,432 --> 00:22:46,272
Well I suppose I had better call in
and apologise on my way home
348
00:22:48,054 --> 00:22:50,451
- Mr. Potato
- Who wants another drink?
349
00:22:52,431 --> 00:22:53,690
It's all gone
350
00:22:57,828 --> 00:23:00,906
Hey everybody,
it's the Kroger
351
00:23:29,336 --> 00:23:30,435
Mr. Brown?
352
00:23:40,389 --> 00:23:43,856
- Hello Ms. Courtney
- This is disgraceful!
353
00:23:43,872 --> 00:23:45,760
No please,
this is condo
354
00:23:47,345 --> 00:23:51,784
Silence!
I suggest you all leave immediately
355
00:23:55,315 --> 00:23:57,457
Oh, thank you all
for visiting me
356
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,519
As for you Mr. Brown,
words failed
357
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,731
Oh, come on Ms. Courtney, they're
only coming here to cheer me up a bit
358
00:24:17,732 --> 00:24:20,677
I warned you Mr. Brown, if
this sort of thing ever occurs again
359
00:24:20,678 --> 00:24:22,869
in the future, you are out!
360
00:24:22,870 --> 00:24:25,229
- Wh.. what
- Mr. Brown!
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