Original subtitles

[easy listening music plays]

[Daniel laughs] Well done. Well done.

I told you there were golf courses\Nall over Okinawa, man.

I googled it.\NIt's like one giant green island.

He said he'd never played before.

Beginner luck.

[scoffs] Yeah, right.\NI know when I've been hustled.

You insult my honor.

Okay, you are not\Nat a blackjack table in Atlantic City.

You can't trash-talk a karate assassin.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Chozen.\NI-I meant no disrespect at all. I promise.

[tense music plays]

-[Chozen laughs]\N-[Daniel] Don't take it personally, guys.

He's been kicking a lot of ass lately.\NFirst round's on me, fellas.

-[Silver] How'd you hit 'em?\N-[ominous music plays]

They let anyone join these days, huh?

Or did you slither in\Nthrough the garbage chute?

By the way,\Nhow's your sensei search going?

Did I hear you hit a little bit of a snag?

Sabotaging my dojo was not a smart move.

Some might see it as casus belli.

Miyagi-Do will never back down.\NYou should know that by now.

-I believe you two have met.\N-[Silver] Sensei Toguchi.

You might have some old friends\Nto call upon,

but not as many as me.

I'm giving you the opportunity,\Nright now, to stand down.

No retaliation.

No repercussions.

All you have to do is stay out of my way.

This is my backyard.

I'm not the one who needs to go.

I actually like this attitude on you.

It's a shame I won't get to see it again,\Nbecause if you continue down this path,

nothing in your life\Nwill ever be the same again.

You're playing with fire, Danny Boy.

[quiet ominous music plays]

And I am gasoline.

Boom.

[ominous music crescendos]

[scoffs]

Put these gentlemen's drinks on my tab.

What did that giant Bond villain want?

Nothing. Just wanted\Nto buy us a round of drinks.

Oh, nice. Hey, let me get a round\Nof piña coladas for my men here.

Act like you've been here before.

Your most expensive tequila\Nin the cabinet.

"Piña colada."\NWe're not at a Sandals Resort.

[Louie] What's wrong with Sandals?\NEverything's included.

Breakfast is served.

This is so sweet.

[in Spanish] My dear, I love you so much.\NI can't handle this. How wonderful!

Oh, stop, Mom.

[in English] He'll think he can run away,\Ncome back and get the love he wants.

[in Spanish] Uh, yeah. He can.

[in English] Don't worry.\NI'm never doing something like that again.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, too, Miggy.

I should've told you the truth\Nabout how I left your father.

You did it for me. I understand that now.

[in Spanish] Oh, how can you\Nstay mad at him? You just can't!

-[in English] Okay.\N-Hey, sorry I'm late.

Graffiti's a bitch to clean off.\NYou should see my van.

Should be illegal\Nto deface someone else’s property.

It is.

Well, this looks different.

[Miguel] Yeah, I made it.

Oh, I forgot the orange juice.\NUh, one second.

Everything okay with you and Robby?

Yeah, really good.

Ride home was a little quiet though.

I think things between him\Nand Miguel are gonna take some time.

Okay, orange juice.

[in Spanish] Oh, Miguel,\Nare you going to visit your girlfriend?

I bet she misses you.

[in English] Yeah. I think I need\Nto make an apology meal for Sam too.

[door opens]

[Carmen retches]

Maybe you guys should order in instead.

-[Carmen retches]\N-Yeah.

Yo, Sam, did you eat\Nthe entire box of grape Uncrustables?

-There were only two left. Slow your roll.\N-It's the principle of it.

I need comfort food too.

What happened?\NGet pwned in Fortnite again?

I mean, actually, I just…

I'm having trouble\Nwith this kid from Cobra Kai.

The one you chased and poured milk over?

I-I didn't pour milk.\NWe put it in a bag in his locker.

It doesn't matter.\NHe's learning some more karate--

Oh my God. If I don't hear "karate"\Nfor the summer, it will still be too soon.

Why've you been acting so weird? 'Cause\Nanother one of your boyfriends ran away?

Text Moon and Yasmine.

"Brunch today?\NNeed to get out of the house."

[Daniel] We're under his skin.

That's why he came to the country club.

[Chozen groans]

What did you do?\NTweak yourself on the back nine?

No, couch in guest room not good.

I'm sorry about that.

We used to have a bed,

but it got destroyed\Nwhen Cobra Kai broke into our house.

Do not worry. I will not allow them\Nto attack home again.

[Daniel] We may have stalled them,

but if I know Silver,\Nhe's planning his next move now.

Then we beat him to punch.

He said he'd call upon old friends.

Then we call old friend first.

Do you know any old friend of Silver?

[dramatic music plays]

Mr. Silver,\Nyou just bought yourself a champion.

-[laughs]\N-[yells]

Hey!

[Barnes] You suck, LaRusso!

-[referee] On your line!\N-[groans]

[Barnes] There's nothing you've got\NI can't counter. Your karate's a joke.

Mike fucking Barnes.

You sure you're okay?

I'm not the best cook,\Nbut I can teach the kid a few things.

It's not that.\NI've felt sick a lot lately.

I thought it was the stress,\Nbut, Johnny, I-I'm a couple of days late.

For what?

I think I might be pregnant.

What?

How? We use protection.

It's not 100%.

These things can happen.

[Johnny] Okay.

Okay.

Okay, okay. This is a good thing, right?

-Or a bad thing?\N-I shouldn't have said anything.

We're getting ahead of ourselves.\NI haven't taken a test.

Right, the test.\NAll right, let's pee on a stick.

I mean, you pee on a stick.\NThat's still how they do this?

-Yes.\N-[Johnny] All right.

-Okay.\N-Okay.

Johnny, I'm fine.

Yeah, me too. 100%.

-I'll pull the van around.\N-Okay.

[keys clatter]

-Maybe I should drive.\N-Yeah, sure. Okay.

Okay.

[rock music plays]

[exhales]

[rock music continues]

Sweet. Thanks, Aurora.\NTell Rico I said hey.

Wow. Man, you are really\Ngoing all-in on Miyagi-Do, huh?

[chuckles] It's a lotus flower.

Symbolizes a new beginning,\Nwhich is what I have now.

The reaper was a bitch to cover up.\NA giant flower was the only option.

-It works.\N-[both chuckle]

[sighs]

Hey, Miguel.

You good?

Yeah. Uh, tired from the trip is all.

[Hawk] Yeah, you spent\Nhow many hours in a car with Robby?

I've never seen you around him\Nwithout a John Wick-style fight.

For sensei's sake,\NI'm trying not to let it get to that.

Even if he deserves it.

Robby says he's done with Cobra Kai.\NWe'll see how that goes.

[cell phone chimes]

Is that Sam? She finally text back?

Yeah. Says she wants to, uh, talk tonight.

[Demetri hisses]

What did she say exactly?

"We should talk tonight."

What?

It says, "We should talk?"\NOh, brother, you're in deep.

She's right. We should talk.\NLast time we spoke, we had a fight.

Yeah, but "We should talk"\Nis code for "I want to break up."

What? It is?

Not necessarily.\NMoon is really big on communication.

-Maybe Sam does just wanna talk?\N-No, no. We need more information.

Uh, we should send a trial balloon.\NSomething that puts the ball in her court.

"Can't wait to see you tonight."\NUm, "How are you?"

-That's good.\N-Right?

-Yeah.\N-Yeah.

[Demetri] It's gonna be fine. It's fine.

[cell phone chimes]

[Yasmine chuckles] Desperate.

But cute.

He knows he's in deep shit.

I just… I feel like\Nthings have been off lately.

There's so much I wanna say.\NMaybe I should just… lay it all out?

No!

No, less is more.

I'm with Yas. It's better\Nto have these conversations in person.

Mm-hm. Keep it short, not sweet.

"I'm okay."

Should I add a smiley face or something?

-No!\N-Definitely.

[sighs]

-[cell phone chimes]\N-[Miguel and Demetri sigh]

-That's bad. There's not even an emoji.\N-Yeah, man, she is not okay.

You need to do something\Nto turn this around stat.

What do I do?

I think I have an idea.

[rock music crescendos]

There he is.

[dramatic music plays]

[Daniel] Karate's bad boy.

Eh, he does not look so bad to me.

[Daniel] Yeah, well,\Nthat guy tried to kill me once.

You don't forget\Nor forgive something like that.

[engine revs]

Except you. You and I, we're good.

[tense music plays]

What's he got there? Some sort of handsaw?

Good for cutting pipe.

[tense music continues]

That one, good for cutting bone.

[tense music continues]

[Daniel] Looks like he's got\Nsome goons working for him.

Ah, easy for me to handle.

No, I don't want you\Ngetting in any more fights.

I'll take care of this.

Daniel-san, you cannot go alone.

Don't worry.

I'm gonna do\Nexactly what Mr. Miyagi would do.

And what is that?

Avoid the fight. Right?

[tense music crescendos]

Hi.

Morning after pill or pregnancy test?

-Is it that obvious?\N-One pregnancy test, please.

Or two, or however many come in a box.

Aisle two. Plenty of options.

All right.

And also,

I'm gonna need a refund for these.\NThey do not work.

There's no way these were purchased\Nat a real pharmacy.

It doesn't matter. I want my money back.

Is that the best one? We can buy\Nthe premium version, whatever you like.

Johnny, take a breath.

[sighs] Sorry, yeah.

When Shannon was pregnant, I wasn't ready.

I felt useless.\NI don't wanna be that guy again.

I understand.

Miguel was a surprise too. I was scared.\NBut now we have each other. Right?

Right.

[baby cries]

[man] Please, stop crying.

[baby wails]

Please.

[baby continues crying]

Oh God, now I think I'm gonna get sick.

[baby continues crying]

-Looks like you're still not ready.\N-Shit. Carmen, wait.

Johnny, this should be simple,\Nand you're making me nervous.

-I'll take the test later.\N-Okay.

Maybe in the meantime, you can figure out\Nhow not to be that guy again.

[baby cries]

Yeah.

Moon, this place is so you.

Isn't it?

When Eli and I broke up the first time,\Nthere was a lot of negative energy.

This place helped cut through the noise.\NWhich is why I brought you here.

You gotta find yourself.\NFigure out who you really are.

They also do facials. So…

What is this, exactly?

This is a self-actualization pod.

-So like a sensory deprivation tank?\N-Oh, no, no, no. No.

They don't call them that anymore.\NIt's not about deprivation.

It's about connection\Nwith your innermost self.

Thanks, but I'm still gonna pass.

I have nightmares\Nabout drowning in shallow water.

Wow. That's dark.

Sam, ever since the tournament,\Nyou've been off balance.

It's clear there's been\Nsome tension with Miguel.

The only thing\Nyou're gonna find in this pod is yourself.

That's not so scary, right?

I got Yasmine a charm bracelet here,\Nplus a charm for every fight we have.

She can barely lift her arm now.

Okay, explain to me again\Nwhy I have to buy expensive jewelry.

Maybe Sam is okay, and you guys\Nare just reading too much into it.

My friend, this is a five-alarm fire.

If anything,\Nwe're not reading into it enough. Okay?

[woman] Can I help you find something?

Um, yes. I'm looking\Nfor something special for my girlfriend.

That's so sweet!\NIs it a birthday, an anniversary?

He left the country without telling her

during the biggest karate fight\Nof her life.

That's a new one.

[clears throat] How about\Na nice pair of earrings?

How much is that?

The octopus?

It's perfect.

But I don't think\NI'm gonna be able to afford it.

Actually, it's been reduced.

Reduced?

Great. How much?

After tax, $182.

[sighs]

Do you maybe have one\Nwith fewer tentacles?

[suspenseful music plays]

[Barnes] It's good to be back in business.\NJust like old times, right?

Hey, don't worry about me. I'm ready.

I've been telling you to get rid\Nof that Italian piece of shit for years.

Ah, flew in from Japan.

Wow, that's dedication.

You think that scares me?

By the time I'm finished with them,\Nthey're gonna be unrecognizable.

You know, I think I know\Nexactly how to do it.

I think I'm gonna start

by cutting off their legs.

You know what? Enough chitchat.\NLet's get down to brass tacks.

Now, for me to do my very best,\NI'm gonna need 50%.

You owe me that much\Nafter what happened last time. [laughs]

Yeah, it's gonna be fun.

Oh yeah.\NThose kids are in for a big surprise.

Barnes, no!\NListen to me, you son of a bitch.

I'm not gonna have you or your ponytailed\Npimp lay one finger on any of our kids.

Daniel LaRusso?

You got that right, shithead.\NYou hear me, you sick bastard?

I'm onto you\Nand I'm onto the whole goddamn thing.

[woman] I'm sorry, who is this?

-And what happened to Michael?\N-Who's this?

Everything okay, Mr. Barnes?\NI heard yelling.

Yes. Yes, everything's fine.\NThank you, Phil.

Michelle?

Yeah, I promise\NI will have the Japanese cedar chairs done

by the time the school opens.

I'm gonna send over a couple of my guys\Nto pick up the Florentine table.

Fine.

40% commission.

Done.

What's going on here?

You work in a furniture store?

Daniel, I own the furniture store.

[easy listening music plays]

[music stops]

[rock music plays]

Bun in the oven?

There is a lot of work to do\Nbefore your little blessing arrives.

Let's get to it.

Tuck the swaddle behind the ear.

[rock music continues]

Pick up the head like this, gently.

And just like that…

Oh, shit.

…you'll be ready\Nwhen the real one arrives.

Your little miracle\Nneeds a healthy, organic diet.

[rock music continues]

[groans]

[woman] Your little one\Nwill pick up on negative influences,

so make sure your space is baby friendly.

[rock music continues]

[woman] Don't think it's over yet,

because you need to look\Nin every nook and cranny

for things like mold,\Npests, and other hazards.

[rock music continues]

Oh shit!

[rock music continues]

[woman] And if you think this was hard,\Nwait till the baby arrives.

[rock music fades]

Mike, once again, I apologize.

My life has been\Na little out of sorts lately.

If there is one guy in this world\Nthat doesn't owe me an apology,

believe me, it's you.

Look, man, I'm so sorry

for the things that I said\Nback in the day, the things that I did.

Man, I have wanted\Nto apologize to you so many times.

I-I guess I was worried\Nit would trigger something.

You know, I thought maybe it was just best\Nto leave the past where it is.

Ah, that's a good idea.

I'm just trying to wrap my head\Naround Mike Barnes, Furniture King.

Well, Furniture Co-King.

I run it with my wife.\NIt's actually her dad's place.

Well, it was her dad's place.

After the All Valley tournament,\Nmy life was ruined.

I mean, I was lost. I was banned\Nfrom karate, which was all I knew.

So I found myself working odd jobs.

One day I'm moving furniture,\Nand I meet my future father-in-law.

He showed me I could do something\Nwith these hands other than fight.

[sighs] I don't know, there's just

something about taking a piece of sycamore

and just creating something\Nthat a family can sit around at a holiday,

and, I don't know, it just feels right.

-Wow. Man, talk about a 180.\N-[Mike laughs]

Yeah, I know. Hey, what about you, huh?

I've seen your commercials.\NYou know, chopping down prices.

I'm really happy\Nthat things have worked out for you.

Yeah, well, it's…

They actually aren't working out\Nso great lately.

[tense music plays]

[echoes] Sam, what are you doing here?

I'm not sure.\NI'm supposed to be figuring out who I am.

What do you mean? You're LaRusso 2.0.

[tense music continues]

Sam, you're one of the girls.

[tense music continues]

The girl who broke my heart.

You're the girl who lost.

[tense music continues]

You're my girlfriend, Sam.

Why can't you just be supportive?

[tense music continues]

[Daniel] LaRusso 2.0.

-[Robby] The girl who broke my heart.\N-[Moon] One of the girls.

-[Miguel] You're my girlfriend, Sam.\N-[Daniel] What are you doing here?

-[Hawk] You're the girl who lost.\N-[Robby] The girl who broke my heart.

-[Moon] One of the girls.\N-[dramatic music plays]

[Tory] I know\Nexactly who you are, Princess.

[Sam breathes heavily]

[tense music plays]

Tory?

[tense music continues]

[tense music intensifies]

[grunting]

[dramatic music plays]

[tense music plays]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[yells]

[grunting]

[Sam panting]

-[dramatic music plays]\N-[grunts]

[grunting]

[dramatic music continues]

[Sam panting]

-[grunts]\N-[groans]

[breathing heavily]

Oh my gosh.\NI had the most incredible vision.

I was a drop of dew\Nglistening in the moonlight.

Are you okay?

[Yasmine] Was your pod broken too?\NMy water was freezing.

Wasn't it enlightening? What'd you see?

[tense music plays]

[sighs] So Silver finally got\Nwhat he was after.

Not yet. Not if I have\Nanything to say about it.

To have this psycho\Ninvading your life again,

I can't imagine what that's like.

I came here because I thought\Nhe might be recruiting you again.

And now I'm just hoping\Nthat you could help me stop him.

Anything you could tell me\Nthat might bring this guy down?

I need something.

I mean, I haven't even seen him in years.\NI just don't know what I could do to help.

I understand.\NI'm actually kind of relieved.

It's nice to know there are ex-Cobra Kai\Nwho don't wanna get in a fight with me.

If you ever wanted a rematch,\Nyou know where to find me.

[laughs] Look at you.\NYou're looking good there.

Left side, like you like.

-Watch this one.\N-[Chozen yells]

Chozen, no!

They show no mercy, we show them no mercy!

-[Barnes groans]\N-No, you don't understand!

-[Chozen] What do you mean?\N-[Barnes grunts]

[dramatic music plays]

[Barnes growls]

[dramatic music continues]

[grunting]

[grunting]

-Ooh!\N-[dramatic music continues]

[grunting]

Chozen! Guys, stop!

[Barnes grunts]

[dramatic music fades]

-[dramatic music resumes]\N-[grunting]

-[Daniel] No!\N-[groaning]

Guys, whoa! Stop! Just stop!

Chozen, he didn't attack me.\NHe's on the same side.

Wait a minute. This guy's with you?\NWhat the hell, Daniel?

This is just a giant misunderstanding.

Oh. If this is misunderstanding,\Nyou better call ambulance.

[men groan]

[tense music plays]

[tense music fades]

Hey, sensei.

Do you, uh, have a second?\NI-I need your advice.

-Yeah.\N-[Miguel] I, uh…

[sniffs]

What is that smell?

It's either paint thinner or pesticide.

Don't worry, it'll air out in a few days.\NBreathe through your mouth.

What's with the, uh…\NWhat's with the place?

Oh, it's, uh…

Don't worry. Making a few changes.

-Have a seat.\N-[Miguel] Okay.

-Want milk? I got a fridge full of it.\N-Nah, I'm good. Thanks.

Uh, okay, um…

I think Sam and I are having issues,

and I've been talking\Nto Hawk and Demetri about it, but--

Hawk's a stud but I wouldn't trust\Na word that dork Demetri has to say.

-He's had a girlfriend for a while.\N-I'm sure she's a real looker.

Anyway, um, I'm supposed\Nto meet with Sam tonight,

but I have this feeling\Nshe's still mad at me,

and I wanna fix it,\Nbut we haven't spoken in a while.

And honestly, I'm not even sure\Nwhat I'm supposed to say.

[pensive music plays]

I've been there.

How about the truth?

We all get shit wrong sometimes.

Some of us get it wrong a lot.

If you own up to your mistakes,\Nyou have a shot at making things right.

You don't have to have it all figured out.\NJust be honest.

See where it goes from there.

That's actually some really good advice.

Yeah, I guess it is. [sighs]

[pensive music fades]

[sighs] Once again, I'm sorry, Mike.\NI mean, Silver has us all on edge.

[sighs] I can see that.

The only thing I can think of is,\Nback in the day,

Silver had this shady-ass attorney.

This guy was totally off the books.

As a matter of fact,\Nhe did my contract for me.

I mean, what kind of attorney\Ndraws up the paperwork

detailing the terms\Nof one teenager terrorizing another?

He made you sign a contract?

I made them put it in writing.\NThe guy did promise me 50% of Cobra Kai.

If people know this contract existed,\NSilver's reputation would be destroyed.

They'd never let Cobra Kai compete again.\NThis is exactly what we need.

Tell me you still have it.

Daniel, no way.

I mean… [sighs] I might be able\Nto dig up that attorney's name.

[Chozen sighs contentedly]

I see you're liking\Nthat tufted blue suede.

-Mmm. Comfy.\N-[Barnes] Mmm.

How much?

Well, it's normally 1,200,\Nbut what the hell?

For you?

Two grand.

Hi, I'm calling in regard\Nto a former client of yours, Terry Silver.

This is very urgent. Please give me\Na call back ASAP when you get this.

Thank you.

I got the lawyer's voicemail.\NHopefully, he calls us back.

Okay. Careful.

Don't get blood on the couch.

-Very expensive.\N-[Daniel chuckles]

[gentle music plays]

[Miguel] Hey.

Hey.

Um…

Look, Sam, I owe you an apology.\NI shouldn't have abandoned you like that.

I was trying to start a new chapter\Nand figure out my past.

But I wasn't thinking about you.

Or us.

Uh, even all the way back to prom--

Miguel, you…

You don't need to explain.

I mean, I'm sorry too.\NI was only thinking about myself. I…

[gentle music continues]

I was so wrapped up in the tournament.

I wasn't being sensitive\Nto what you were going through.

As hard as it was\Nto be on the other side of that…

I really respect you for taking the time\Nyou needed to find yourself.

But

now I need that time too.

Ever since my dad opened the dojo,\Nmy whole life has been about karate.

It-It's affected\Nall the relationships in my life.

With my family. With my friends.

With you.

I just…

I need a little break

to figure out who I am\Noutside of all that.

When you say "break," what do you…

What do you mean?

A break from karate?

A break from me?

I'm not okay right now.

[gentle music continues]

I don't think I will be\Nuntil I figure this out for myself.

I just need to take the time to do that.

But it doesn't mean\Nthat we can't still be friends.

Just not, uh, boyfriend and girlfriend.

[gentle music continues]

[Sam] I don't even know\Nif this is what I want.

But… I know it's what I need.

Um…

Look, I understand.

I want what's best for you, always.\NYou know that.

[gentle music continues]

It doesn't mean\Nwe can't be friends, right?

Promise?

Of course.

So I should, uh, probably get going.

But… call me whenever, okay?

Yeah. [inhales]

Okay.

[gentle music continues]

[gentle music fades]

Johnny…

What's going on?

-You did all this today?\N-Yep. Just trying to be prepared.

You know, just in case.

This whole apartment is baby-proofed.

Just try to stick your finger\Nin any of the sockets. It's a lost cause.

Oh, and did you know\Nthat babies can hear music in the womb?

I adjusted the headphones\Nto fit around your stomach.

There's Sabbath in there, but you could\Nput in Metallica, Dokken, whatever.

Metallica. Always.

This morning, I didn't think\NI could be one of those lame dads

with the baby carrier,\Nthe diapers, and all that crap.

But if it means I'm doing it with you,

our child,

I'll do whatever it takes.

I know you would.

I can't promise\NI won't screw up from time to time.

But I can promise I won't run away.

I won't back down.

I have something to confess.

I couldn't wait. I took the test.

[Johnny exhales deeply]

-Whatever it says, I'm ready.\N-[Carmen] Good.

Because…

we're having a baby.

-Badass!\N-Yeah?

-Yeah.\N-Yeah?

-[Carmen giggles]\N-[uplifting music plays]

[uplifting music fades]

[sighs]

Morning.

Nothing like a good steam\Nto start the day off right.

[Daniel on phone] I'm calling in regard\Nto a former client of yours, Terry Silver.

This is very urgent. Please give me\Na call back ASAP when you get this.

-Thank you.\N-[phone beeps]

[tense music plays]

I warned ya.

-What are you doing here?\N-[Silver] Oh.

You and I are gonna be seeing\Na lot more of each other.

First, I'm gonna deal with my old friend.

[tense music continues]

And then I'll deal with you.

[tense music continues]

I told you not to play with fire.

[tense music intensifies]

[fire crackles]

[sirens wail]

Oh God.

[tense music crescendos]

[theme music plays]