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That's three straight
losing seasons, man, it sucks.
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Hey, you're a bona fide loser,
how do you deal with it?
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Ah, well, I'd start
by not calling
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the only friend
I have left a loser.
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- Nah, it won't work.
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Seriously, J.,
you gave that team
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everything you have,
brother-- just quit.
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- Hey.
- Yes, take your wife
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on a long, cheap-ass vacation
around the world, brah.
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Kelly's stuck
in Boca for a while,
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- her mom's not doing too well.
- Look at the money
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- you just saved.
- There is no "quit" in Pitts,
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Malik, you know this.
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I don't even like saying
the Q word.
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I just need
this damn contract extension
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to come through,
'cause I could use a win.
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Oh, hell, I second
that emotion, brother.
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Shit ain't all flowers
for me, either.
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I'm feeling pressure
like never before.
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And it's showing up
in weird ways.
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- Yeah, like how?
- Yeah, like how, Malik?
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- Malik?
- Uh, for one,
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Mom's and me fighting
like cats and dogs.
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She does have the face
of a pit bull, so I get it.
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She just doesn't
listen to me,
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and she only does
what I ask her to
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if it makes
her bank account bigger.
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You need a mom
and not an agent.
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You should...
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you should fire her, man.
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Right now,
put your hands together
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for J.J. Jingles.
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Uh, God, look,
trade places with me. Come on.
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- Wait-- why?
- I see this dude
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every day at home, and I don't
wanna see him right here.
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- Sit.
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- Mr. Pitts?
- Mr. Jiggles?
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Oh, you didn't know.
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Your daughter's
dating a stripper.
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Simone!
Hey, girl, hey.
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Listen, I just
came by to record
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your apology for posterity.
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And... go.
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Unlike your client,
Keith Kincaid,
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there will be no apology.
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I figured
you would say that,
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so I bought
a little keepsake.
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Omar!
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Ah. Miss Simone Garner,
you have officially been served.
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So, you can either
apologize now,
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or you can wait
until I squeeze every dime
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out of Oakmont
and your smug, skinny ass.
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Well, thank you
for noticing.
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It's Pilates.
It's the gift of God.
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You know, Tasha,
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maybe I was too hasty.
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Perhaps I do owe you
an apology.
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I am sorry
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that your beautifully
talented daughter
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has a mother who cares
more about her jet
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than about
her little girl's success.
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I am so gonna enjoy
bringing your ass down.
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Well, please enjoy it from afar,
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because as of today,
neither you nor your daughter
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are welcome at Oakmont.
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Now, if there's
nothing further...
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Oh, oh, there is further,
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because, you see,
this office, that plant,
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and your privileged white ass
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will be mine.
You won't let Kai play,
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I'm gonna buy this school,
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and I'm gonna
let her play my damn self.
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They're behind me, aren't they?
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They sure are.
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Don't worry.
I know my way.
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- By the way...
- What?
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That 1.9 million
you raised for my school?
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That check cleared
this morning.
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Pow, pow, pow.
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Take 'em!
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Come on, break it up!
Come on!
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A penalty like that
could cost me a game
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that I can't afford to lose,
do you understand me?
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Just do your job!
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Hey, yo, you still hurt, G?
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Uh, enough.
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I do enjoy the view.
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- Ready?
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- We got a man down, man down.
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We need a doctor
over here, now.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Listen, I need you
to pick up
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my dry cleaning,
make an appointment with Porsha,
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- and hire a hitman.
- I think I should maybe
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- use cash for that.
- Mm.
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So, wait,
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are you really gonna buy Oakmont
just so you can fire Simone?
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Owning a sports academy
will ensure that
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I have future clients,
and it'll also ensure that
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that bitch will
choke on my name.
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And see, this way,
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I don't even have
to worry about Kai knowing
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- that she was expelled.
- Well, family first, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, speaking of that,
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I just found out
that Daddy's being inducted
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- into the Hall of Fame.
- Ooh.
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There goes the neighborhood.
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So they're surprising
all the inductees,
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and since Dad is in Vegas,
they're gonna do his here.
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He thinks he's doing
a Groupon commercial.
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- Mom planned the whole thing.
- Oh, so then that means
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that you need to make sure
that the surprise goes smoothly.
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Yeah, for sure,
I don't want...
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But, um, I don't know,
I just feel like
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such a failure in his eyes.
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And if I mess this up,
he will never forgive me.
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Now, I know your pops is
a high-yellow,
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bald-headed
douchebag, but...
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he happened to raise
a pretty cool daughter,
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and if he can't see that,
then he is the fool, not you.
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- Thanks, Aunt Tasha.
- Mm-hmm.
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Yo, Moose, how bad is it?
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Which part?
The sprained knee
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or the fact
I just got cut?
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Cut? See, this that bullshit.
This is why we need to strike.
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You should lodge
a complaint with the union.
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The union's a joke.
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We need to look out
for ourselves.
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Oh, yeah, like you're doing,
Gary? By not playing?
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Hey, I'm negotiating, Malik.
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Don't count my cash,
I won't count yours.
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Guys, a complaint comes
from our player rep,
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and we haven't had one
since Dante got cut.
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Rook's right.
We need a new rep now.
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Especially with the vote on
lifetime health care coming up?
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I nominate Malik.
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Well, as much as it pains me,
Malik is the QB.
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And he does have
the Colonel's ear.
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Focus, Lik.
The prize, ownership.
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Shut the door on that shit.
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Much respect,
fellas...
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but I'm-a have to pass.
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Mr. Fields.
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I got something for ya.
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This can't be good
if you're here in person.
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Stop talking.
Start opening.
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- This my first football check?
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- Mm-hmm.
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You only get it once,
so I wanted to see your face
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when you opened it.
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Thank you, Miss Tasha.
For everything.
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It's what I do.
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All right,
now don't go crazy,
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but get you
something nice.
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You know, maybe something
with four wheels
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instead of two.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thought we was headed home,
we got a mani-pedi
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- in what, like, 20?
- Dawg, I gotta hit
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- another bank, brah.
- Another one?
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You done hit three already,
why you stacking all this paper?
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Brah, you heard him--
a strike is coming,
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and my paper is
safer... with me.
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Hey! Malik "Turf Toe" Wright!
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Geno "Jet Legs" Jenkins!
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What's going on?
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- Man, you look good.
- You too, dawg.
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What's it been,
like, what, ten years?
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- Something like it.
- Yeah.
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Man, what you doing in Vegas?
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Oh, man, just traveling
the country,
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doing a little dancing,
spending a little time
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in every state,
seeing God's creation.
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This dude, one of God's
creations went way wrong.
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So, where you
staying at, brother?
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Oh, man, I crashed
at the mission yesterday.
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Eh, but I'll probably catch
the Y tonight, though.
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Look, why don't you come
by the crib, bro?
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Like, let's grab
a bite to eat,
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let's catch up
on the old times. Come on, man.
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I can't impose on you like that.
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Look, man,
it's golden hour. Hey.
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- Best tips of the day.
- Nah, dawg, come on, man.
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Do me this honor, okay?
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I guess my dancing shoes can
afford a little break.
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Man, let me get my stuff.
All right?
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Malik, what in the name
of stupid is you doing?
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He's my ex-teammate, dawg.
Okay? I gotta make sure he good.
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Then give him some of that cash
you carry around
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and cut him loose--
brah, swear to God,
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ain't no way
this gonna end well.
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Hey!
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Geno "Jet Legs" in Vegas, baby.
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- Let's do this, baby.
- Shit, man!
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- And let the party begin!
- Whoo!
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- Uh, hi.
- Your dad's not here?
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No, he's not,
but he's on his way.
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I will make this quick, then.
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So I got my first check today.
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- Mm-hm.
- And...
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- I also got you these.
- Oh, Jamison, thank you.
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Um...
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what are these for?
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Okay, so my favorite spot
growing up was
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- the Starlight Rink.
- Mm-hmm.
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Thought maybe you might
wanna go skating with me.
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- Stop!
- Oh!
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Oh, my God.
What's with the wheels?
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Jamison just asked me out.
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Oh...
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Now we have an audience.
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Well, congrats, mate.
You finally grew a pair.
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I love disco night,
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Gar, we need
to go skating--
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Oh, absolutely, why not?
I'll try anything once.
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- You haven't answered.
- Yes, I will go.
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- Yeah, it's a double-date.
- Brittany?
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I guess, if everyone is
going, then okay.
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I'm kidding, I would love to go
skating with you, Jamison.
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Great.
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Whoo, ooh, Lord.
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Boy, this feel like Heaven.
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How you gonna just
let this dude take my seat?
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Man, I ain't
had a steak this good
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- since I was in the league.
- Mm-hmm.
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I bought it with
my African American Express.
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Your black card.
I get it.
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Man, I look Shannon "Sharp."
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Nah, dawg,
you look Malik "Right."
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Hell, man, you know I always
wanted to walk the country
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from sea to shining sea.
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Hell, I figured dancing
would be more fun.
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What sane human
would think that?
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Ah, Geno, dawg,
you know...
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you was always
my ma's favorite player.
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Every time she saw you
on the field, she said,
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"That 'Jet Legs' sure is
easy on the eyes."
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Hey, your mama got
good taste, boy.
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Real talk, though,
I probably wouldn't be dancing
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for my dinner
if Tasha Mack was my agent.
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00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,433
But, hell, you'd have so many
stab wounds in your back,
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you'd probably bleed out
by dessert.
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00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:15,832
Seriously, bro, what happened?
246
00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:17,181
Why you quit balling?
247
00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:19,706
I mean,
after I got traded
248
00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:22,317
and busted my knee all up,
249
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,145
insurance ran out,
250
00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:27,975
bills piled up,
wifey left, took the kids,
251
00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,890
I decided to jet.
252
00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:33,067
- Took the show on the road.
- Here you go, man.
253
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,373
Dude, you wanna help this man?
254
00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,854
Call his family, now.
255
00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:40,161
Ooh, man, what you think?
256
00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:43,381
Ooh, boy, crispy.
I love it, dawg.
257
00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,296
Not you, Turf Toe,
I'm talking to Prince.
258
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:47,255
- Who?
- His royal badness?
259
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,691
- The purple one.
- Hmm.
260
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,650
Yeah, man,
we met down in Reno.
261
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,521
He taught me how to dance
and earn a living.
262
00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,697
Hey, Prince.
This here is
263
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,743
Malik L. DeBarge Wright.
264
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,486
- What's so funny?
- Prince laughing at you
265
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,358
'cause you named
after them DeBarges.
266
00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:06,056
Well, he changed his name
to a symbol, so he can't talk.
267
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,104
Geno, you really think
you see Prince?
268
00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:12,106
Absolutely.
269
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:15,152
Well, he's standing
right here.
270
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,720
Can't you see him?
271
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,635
Yeah.
272
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,507
- Yeah, I see him.
- Dude, come on.
273
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:26,337
Hey, Geno, now that we got you
all freshened up, brah,
274
00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:28,165
let me help you
get back on your feet.
275
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,124
How about a job
with the Fury?
276
00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,734
- You'd really do that for me?
- Mm-hmm.
277
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,997
Brothers gotta look out
for each other, right?
278
00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:36,565
Right.
279
00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,698
Well, I'm gonna go
take me another one of them
280
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,395
hot showers, brah.
281
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,702
A'ight, get it, dawg, get it.
282
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:47,750
Hey, Malik.
283
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:52,407
Thanks, man.
I really needed this.
284
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,105
Turf Toe.
285
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,107
Yo.
286
00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:59,196
Bro, he needs serious help.
287
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,721
He ain't like you,
he's stone cold crazy.
288
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:04,636
Don't you ever use
that word again.
289
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,117
Not on me, and not on anybody,
do you hear me?
290
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:10,120
Or what?
You gonna kill me?
291
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:15,125
Cut this cat loose.
292
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,475
Before it all go bad.
293
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:21,044
How? I ain't giving up on Geno.
He ain't give up on me.
294
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:23,351
I got this.
295
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,443
All right, so...
296
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:30,097
- you and Mom.
- Mm-hmm?
297
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:34,144
- On speaking terms again?
- Oh, yeah, we're good.
298
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,451
I think the move
to Vegas helped us.
299
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,018
It definitely helped
your cooking.
300
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,454
This is actually good.
301
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,890
I didn't know
you could burn like that.
302
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,849
Yeah, well, there's
probably a lot of things
303
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,807
- you don't know about me, Dad.
- Like what the hell
304
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,288
- you see in J.J. Jiggles?
- Why? 'Cause he's a stripper?
305
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,420
What? No.
I actually did
306
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,118
a little stripping in college,
I never told you that?
307
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,728
- No.
- Oh, yeah--
308
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,469
mostly sorority parties,
a couple bachelorette gigs.
309
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:56,297
I used to do this thing
with a coconut.
310
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,734
Oh, my God, Dad, TMI.
311
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,171
Look, it's not because
he's a stripper.
312
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,783
It's not because
he's an ex-con.
313
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,611
It's because
he's a football player, Brit.
314
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:09,745
It's not the life
that I want for you.
315
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,312
Okay.
316
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,531
But, Dad, you know,
you've gotta relax.
317
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,577
It's not like we're eloping.
318
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,840
- We're just friends.
- You do not believe that
319
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,408
like I don't believe
this meal was free. Please.
320
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:22,714
Whenever your mom
cooks for me,
321
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,107
it costs me
at least 10 Gs.
322
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:26,588
- That obvious?
- Yes, you are.
323
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:30,679
Okay, okay, so you are
gonna get that contract,
324
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,463
and I am gonna
make you proud
325
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,335
because I'm working
on something really special
326
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:35,858
- that was inspired by you.
- Is that right?
327
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,339
Mm-hmm. Do you remember
that playoff game
328
00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:39,949
when I was, like,
eight years old?
329
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,646
You threw the ball to me
in the end zone when you scored?
330
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,344
Course I do.
Touchdown funded
331
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,302
- my sixth retirement account.
- From that,
332
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:50,090
I've created... this.
333
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:52,266
Club End Zone.
334
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:54,877
The ultimate fusion of sports
and entertainment.
335
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,879
Look, this cannot be
the first time
336
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,447
that Simone let
that white robe show.
337
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,710
What other secrets she got
hiding in that closet?
338
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,930
- If I knew, you'd know.
- Mmm.
339
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,627
But to put it tactfully,
340
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,455
she obviously likes
cultural awareness.
341
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:09,500
Okay, well,
to put it "Mack-fully,"
342
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,285
that bitch got to go, okay?
343
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:13,330
-Agreed, agreed.
- Oh...
344
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,506
But the new ownership group
345
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,073
already offered her
an extension.
346
00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:19,032
If they win the bid,
she stays.
347
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,729
Well, I need you and the board
348
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,383
to make sure
that I win that bid.
349
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,689
And serving
that lawsuit was genius.
350
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,691
- Hey!
- In fact, two board members
351
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,563
have already pulled support
from Simone.
352
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:30,217
- Boom.
- But--
353
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:32,175
Monique, we just crossed over
to friend mode, honey.
354
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,656
- You can't hit me with a "but."
- But this deal is days
355
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,876
from closing, Tasha.
So, if you're gonna move,
356
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,660
- you gotta move fast.
- All right.
357
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,357
I'll handle the speed.
You just make sure
358
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,707
that I get a meeting
with each and every one
359
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,927
- of those board members.
- I can do that.
360
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,887
I sold the Colonel on this, Dad.
361
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,584
What? You?
362
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:52,543
It's just missing
one small thing.
363
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,937
I kind of sold it
with Tasha attached,
364
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,200
and I sorta
didn't tell Tasha.
365
00:14:57,244 --> 00:15:00,203
That is brilliant.
366
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,552
Can't wait to see
her head explode.
367
00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:03,467
Dad, that's really
not helping.
368
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,774
Okay, listen, just tell her.
369
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,515
Ghetto-zilla may
surprise you.
370
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:10,561
Or you could
surprise me, right?
371
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,607
Like, we could be partners.
372
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,958
It's only a license fee
of $1.6 million up-front.
373
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,786
You want me to give you
$1.6 million.
374
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,744
- Up-front.
- Okay, um,
375
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,833
have you lost
your fucking mind?
376
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,966
But there's ad rights,
membership fees,
377
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:27,056
concession sales, total profit
$4.2 million per year,
378
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,797
not including playoffs.
379
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,407
That's my agent.
380
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,018
Good pitch, not interested,
sell Tasha.
381
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:35,456
Mr. Smith, hey, wanna hear
something funny?
382
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,762
My daughter just asked me
for $1.6 million.
383
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,987
- ♪ Three on the dash...
384
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,644
You okay?
385
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,602
You-you seemed kind of
nervous today.
386
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,604
Uh...
387
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:56,607
Maybe just a little, yeah.
388
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:59,001
- It's been a while.
- Mm, well,
389
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,743
nerves or not,
I'm glad you asked.
390
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,919
I'm gonna get us
something to drink.
391
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:06,791
Garret?
392
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,793
Let me talk to you.
Let me talk to you.
393
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,404
- Whoa, dawg.
- You all right?
394
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,101
So, how's it going?
395
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,929
He's like a teenage boy
on his first date
396
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,236
- stumbling over his words.
- Bro, I'm like...
397
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,890
a teenage boy on a first date,
searching for the right words.
398
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,762
- You haven't shagged yet?
- What? No.
399
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,112
- We barely even kissed.
- And you haven't shagged anyone
400
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,679
since prison.
Or been shagged.
401
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:27,073
Really, Garret, really?
I'm having the worst date
402
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,639
in my life, and that's how
you're gonna help me?
403
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,467
It's just sad,
you're taking this
404
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,252
no-nut November thing
to an entirely new level.
405
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:35,864
Well, the last person I shagged,
I lost three years of my life.
406
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:38,214
Next time, whatever follows
gonna be worth it.
407
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:39,911
What're you two gossiping about?
408
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,609
Jamison was
just saying how much
409
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,002
he wants to have sex
with Brittany.
410
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,742
- Oh.
- He's lying, I didn't say--
411
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,048
- I didn't say that.
- You don't wanna have sex
412
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,615
with my best friend?
She's scrumptious.
413
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:50,270
Of course I do.
But I don't. But...
414
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,011
- He's confused.
- Oh, my God.
415
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,926
This is so awkward.
Your cue, Jamison, come on.
416
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:58,365
I'm sorry, I'm just
a little rusty at this.
417
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:01,063
It's okay.
Let's just go skate.
418
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,370
Okay. Just...
419
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,285
- You wanna buy a school?
- Mm-hmm.
420
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:06,982
What's next?
A small country?
421
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,593
Why? Is one available?
'Cause I will buy that, too.
422
00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:11,595
That way I could just banish
Simone's ass forever.
423
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,641
Come on, now,
Oakmont cannot be
424
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,773
that much more
than my avocado farm.
425
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:19,168
Much more?
It goes avocado farm,
426
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:22,128
jet, jumbo jet, Oakmont.
427
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,218
The real issue is
your five-year expansion plan.
428
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:28,221
The money you borrowed to build
the New York and Miami offices
429
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,700
have already been allocated.
430
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,180
Now, maybe in a few months,
we can re--
431
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,052
I don't have a few months.
I need this now.
432
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,967
- Then sell the jet.
- Ooh-- get behind me, Satan.
433
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,795
Now, look...
434
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:40,102
if you want Oakmont that bad,
435
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,973
then find a partner
with deep pockets
436
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,019
who can float you
for six months.
437
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,370
See, now you're talking, girl--
okay, Tasha Mack can do that.
438
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:49,720
Well, lookie here.
439
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:53,202
If it ain't the jailbird
and the ho, though.
440
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,465
- Oh, hell.
- No wonder Fury sucks, man.
441
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,076
Man, fuck you, asshole.
442
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,513
- All right.
- Yeah, all right.
443
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:02,516
♪
444
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,693
Watch out-- watch out,
watch out, watch out.
445
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,479
Hey, Jamison, are you okay?
Are you all right?
446
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,394
J, are you all right?
447
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:12,395
- Jamison?
- You all right?
448
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:13,831
Yeah.
449
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,094
- Are you okay?
- I'm-- I'm good, I'm good.
450
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,882
I think that's our cue to go.
451
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:27,715
Breakfast is served.
452
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,195
Garret, what did you do?
453
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,761
What did you post
a video of me singing?
454
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:33,068
I thought
I'd show off my new lady.
455
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,331
Whoa.
456
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,028
so, now everyone's
gonna see me
457
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,595
as a superstar
player's jump-off?
458
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:39,553
Well, what's wrong?
Your voice is amazing.
459
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:40,858
Everyone should hear it.
460
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,599
What, I'm supposed
to feel grateful?
461
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,471
Look at what they're
saying about me.
462
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,777
"Smash that, dawg."
"She ain't even pretty."
463
00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,431
"She only wants you
for your cash."
464
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,825
- "She can't even sing."
- Okay, I won't do it again.
465
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,957
Why, embarrassing me once
wasn't enough?
466
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:56,178
Sorry, are we fighting here?
Because you're acting crazy.
467
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,962
- Crazy?
- Yeah.
468
00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:00,313
- I think you should go.
- What about breakfast?
469
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,141
I'll box it up for you.
470
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,678
Whatever you do, don't
come clean about the ankle.
471
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,202
It's the quickest way
to get cut.
472
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,683
Fields.
473
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,728
- Yes, Coach?
- How'd you hurt the ankle?
474
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,774
Just doing
some extra cardio, Coach.
475
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,732
Is this cardio I'd approve of?
476
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,212
No, Coach, it was not.
477
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,475
You do remember
what I said about drama.
478
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:36,044
All right, get taped up,
start fresh tomorrow.
479
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,654
Yes, sir, Coach.
480
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,874
- All right.
481
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:43,182
Just stick to the plan,
and you in, okay?
482
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,618
This is just a formality.
483
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,750
Hey, I always
follow my QB, huh?
484
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:49,144
My man, let's do this.
485
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,015
- Hey, hey.
486
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:54,758
Roger Nelson, this is
Geno "Jet Legs" Jenkins.
487
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,325
Geno, this is Roger Nelson.
488
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:58,762
Geno, I'm a huge fan.
I still remember
489
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,982
that 108-yard kickoff return
against Chicago.
490
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:04,768
Nah, man, he ain't Rogers.
491
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,727
- No, no, Geno,
492
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,469
this is Roger Nelson,
the head scout.
493
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,775
He's gonna teach you the ropes
and bring you into his team.
494
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,344
He ain't...
He ain't Rogers.
495
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:18,129
I mean, he ain't...
he ain't Rogers, right?
496
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:21,481
Uh, Roger,
give us one minute.
497
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,091
One second, brother.
498
00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:24,919
Brother,
please don't blow this.
499
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:27,269
Listen, he's going out
on a limb for you--
500
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:32,622
He ain't... no Rogers.
501
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,583
He ain't no Rogers.
502
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,802
He ain't
no Rogers.
503
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:40,978
He ain't no Rogers.
504
00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:42,893
He ain't no Rogers!
505
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,953
Been a minute, Smoke.
How you living?
506
00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:01,129
Man, can't kill
not one of us, dawg.
507
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:03,958
- You know the drill.
- Yes, I do.
508
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,829
Hey, you got me, right?
509
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:07,483
I saw you on Hard Blocks.
510
00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,485
That's why you need this?
511
00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:11,139
It's a tough game, man.
512
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:13,924
I watch you all through
three years of hell, J.
513
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:16,275
You'll be fine.
514
00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:20,670
I put some candy inside,
515
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:23,412
in case you need a little
something extra for the pain.
516
00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:26,285
Appreciate it.
This stays between us, right?
517
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:27,764
One hundred.
518
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:29,288
Just don't forget
a nigga when I need you.
519
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,115
I don't think
I could if I tried.
520
00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:32,334
All right.
521
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:33,988
- Appreciate you.
- Yep.
522
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,731
I'm a thousand percent certain
523
00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:39,863
I like you better
with your clothes on.
524
00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:43,171
Especially around
my daughter.
525
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,868
Mr. Pitts.
526
00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:47,958
I want to apologize
for the other night.
527
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:50,439
For the kiss
or the jiggling?
528
00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:53,921
Both.
529
00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:56,358
If that helps.
530
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:59,622
And for the record,
sir, I, um...
531
00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:01,842
I think the world of Brittany.
532
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,367
You know, my dad gave me
a box of these
533
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:07,195
the day Brittany was born.
534
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:09,893
I had a game
that night, and...
535
00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:11,721
it was the only time
I ever stepped on the field
536
00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:14,289
and felt afraid.
537
00:22:15,595 --> 00:22:17,379
I was terrified of what would
happen to my little girl
538
00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:19,381
if something happened to me.
539
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,688
I don't think
you have to worry.
540
00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:23,733
She's not a little girl anymore.
541
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:27,607
If I ask you to walk away
and leave her alone,
542
00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:29,826
would you do it?
543
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:32,046
No, sir,
I don't believe I would.
544
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,179
But I can assure you
545
00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:36,877
I will do everything
I can not to hurt her.
546
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,879
I'm gonna hold you
to that, J.J.
547
00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:44,145
Mr. Gilbert, been waiting
to hear from you.
548
00:22:47,322 --> 00:22:50,107
Set meetings with
these Oakmont board members.
549
00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:52,501
- Okay, when do you need it by?
- Yesterday.
550
00:22:52,545 --> 00:22:54,851
Okay, got it.
551
00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:56,940
Uh, Daddy, the directors are
ready for you.
552
00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:58,420
Sabers making me
a lame duck, I'm not getting
553
00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:00,640
my contract extension,
so I'm not doing
554
00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:03,947
this stupid commercial.
555
00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:09,953
My mom is gonna kill me.
Aunt Tasha--
556
00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:13,261
Look, stay here,
get the cameras ready.
557
00:23:13,304 --> 00:23:15,089
I got this.
558
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,750
Well, well, well,
559
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:26,013
if it isn't
pity-party Pitts.
560
00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:28,972
Not now, Witchy-Poo,
I need a sec, all right?
561
00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:34,456
Okay, take
all the time you need.
562
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:37,416
But you know, while you're
sitting up here boo-hooing...
563
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:40,419
Hall of Fame is down there
waiting to surprise you.
564
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,072
What the hell are you
talking about?
565
00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:44,466
Drop the confetti.
566
00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:47,687
Your coupon-cutting ass
finally made it.
567
00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:50,777
Tasha, I swear to God, if you're
fucking with me right now...
568
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:52,343
- Really?
- Yes.
569
00:23:55,695 --> 00:23:58,828
Not exactly how I imagined
this moment, but hey.
570
00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:00,526
Well, I mean, you know,
571
00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:02,528
that's the funny thing
about life, it never really
572
00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:04,704
goes as planned,
you know?
573
00:24:04,747 --> 00:24:06,227
I mean,
Kelly couldn't be here,
574
00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:08,534
so she organized
this whole thing.
575
00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:11,232
- Just for you.
- That's a fake commercial.
576
00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:13,277
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Kelly's idea.
577
00:24:13,321 --> 00:24:15,105
I mean, who the hell else
was gonna do it?
578
00:24:15,149 --> 00:24:17,107
What, the Hall of Fame fairies?
579
00:24:17,151 --> 00:24:20,154
I'm telling you,
she planned it.
580
00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:22,156
And that young girl
down there,
581
00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:25,464
who thinks that
she's a failure in your eyes,
582
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:27,117
she pulled it off.
583
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:30,381
So, maybe it's time
you acknowledged
584
00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:32,427
that you wouldn't be here
without the both of them.
585
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,516
Mm-hmm, so I'm supposed
to take family advice
586
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,171
from a woman who lives on a jet
and won't speak to her son?
587
00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:38,868
No.
588
00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:40,566
Take it from someone
who's messed up
589
00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:44,395
enough relationships
to know what's important.
590
00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:48,138
So, I made it
to the Hall of Fame?
591
00:24:48,182 --> 00:24:51,533
Yeah. Ya did.
592
00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:53,274
I gotta say,
it felt good as hell
593
00:24:53,317 --> 00:24:54,928
ruining your surprise, too.
594
00:24:54,971 --> 00:24:56,451
Hey, mission accomplished.
595
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,497
Thank you,
Tito Jackson.
596
00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:01,238
Oh, and you are quite welcome,
Mr. Potato Head.
597
00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:03,850
- Nice.
- Yes.
598
00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:06,679
Oh, and, uh...
for the record, Jason,
599
00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:08,985
if I were your agent,
600
00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:11,161
you would've gotten
that extension.
601
00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:28,004
I was on my way
to see you.
602
00:25:28,048 --> 00:25:30,050
And I'm here to apologize.
603
00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:31,878
I'm sorry.
604
00:25:31,921 --> 00:25:34,315
I may have overreacted
a little bit.
605
00:25:34,358 --> 00:25:35,969
Look, I...
606
00:25:36,012 --> 00:25:38,493
really like you, Raquel,
but I should never have assumed
607
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,408
that you'd be as open
with your life as I am.
608
00:25:40,451 --> 00:25:42,584
And I don't wanna be swallowed
by your fame, you know?
609
00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:47,676
I wanna establish me
and my career on my own.
610
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,157
Why you smiling?
611
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,986
You said you don't care
about money or fame,
612
00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:55,815
and... I sincerely
believe you mean it.
613
00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:57,512
Because I do.
614
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,775
I really don't care if
you're the highest-paid player
615
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:01,951
or if nobody knows
your name.
616
00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:04,345
You wake up
every single day
617
00:26:04,388 --> 00:26:06,826
and do exactly
what you love.
618
00:26:06,869 --> 00:26:10,133
The day I get to do that,
soy libre.
619
00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:11,961
That's Spanish for milk.
620
00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:16,139
Oh, Raquel Navarro,
I don't think
621
00:26:16,183 --> 00:26:17,750
I've ever met anyone
quite like you.
622
00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:21,623
- Because you haven't.
- Okay, you win this time.
623
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:24,626
But fame is something
you'll need to deal with,
624
00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:28,891
- as my girlfriend.
- You wanna make this exclusive.
625
00:26:28,935 --> 00:26:32,329
Listen-- for me,
it already is.
626
00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:38,118
Jason Pitts here.
627
00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:40,337
Five-time all-pro,
two-time champion,
628
00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:42,601
and head coach
of the San Diego Sabers.
629
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:45,734
My family calls me the most
money-conscious man in America.
630
00:26:45,778 --> 00:26:48,650
And that's okay, 'cause
if there's one thing I love,
631
00:26:48,694 --> 00:26:50,217
it's a good deal.
632
00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:52,219
If you love saving
as much as me,
633
00:26:52,262 --> 00:26:54,351
download Groupon
634
00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:56,615
and save, save, save.
635
00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:59,443
-And cut.
636
00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:01,010
How'd I do?
637
00:27:01,054 --> 00:27:04,100
Whoo, it was money, baby.
You nailed it.
638
00:27:04,144 --> 00:27:05,667
It stunk.
Stick to coaching.
639
00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:07,669
Nice to see you two are
still on the same page.
640
00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:09,671
Mm, we ain't even
in the same damn book.
641
00:27:09,715 --> 00:27:12,456
Uh, hey, uh...
642
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:15,285
Daddy, uh, Groupon added
some new lines.
643
00:27:15,329 --> 00:27:17,244
Look, I'm no diva,
but it was money
644
00:27:17,287 --> 00:27:18,680
and I nailed it,
and I'm not doing it again.
645
00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:21,422
Okay, well, just--
just can you pretend
646
00:27:21,465 --> 00:27:23,467
I'm the camera,
and just do it for me?
647
00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:24,991
Okay.
648
00:27:25,905 --> 00:27:27,994
Hi, Jason Pitts here,
649
00:27:28,037 --> 00:27:30,344
five-time all-pro,
two-time champion,
650
00:27:30,387 --> 00:27:32,346
and the newest member
of the Hall of--
651
00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:35,044
Fuck me!
Hall of Fame?!
652
00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:38,091
- It's your time, Jason.
653
00:27:38,134 --> 00:27:39,832
Welcome to the Hall of Fame.
654
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:42,399
- Tommy.
- You earned it.
655
00:27:42,443 --> 00:27:44,401
- Thanks, man.
656
00:27:44,445 --> 00:27:47,317
Oh, my gosh.
You knew all along.
657
00:27:47,361 --> 00:27:50,190
Congratulations, Daddy!
658
00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:52,975
- Ahh, man.
- Congratulations, brother.
659
00:27:53,019 --> 00:27:55,282
Oh.
660
00:27:55,325 --> 00:27:57,414
So-- So, wait, this isn't
an actual commercial?
661
00:27:57,458 --> 00:27:59,286
I'm not getting paid?
662
00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:01,984
- I'm just messing with you.
663
00:28:02,028 --> 00:28:03,725
Hey, um, you know,
since we have
664
00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:06,772
the cameras and everything,
I have an announcement to make.
665
00:28:06,815 --> 00:28:08,861
Brit-Brat.
666
00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:10,863
:
Yeah.
667
00:28:10,906 --> 00:28:12,734
Um...
668
00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:14,431
no one gets here alone.
669
00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:16,216
You know, this would
never be possible
670
00:28:16,259 --> 00:28:18,871
without the two most important
people in my life.
671
00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:22,178
I'm talking about my wife,
Kelly, who I adore,
672
00:28:22,222 --> 00:28:24,746
but she couldn't
be here today.
673
00:28:24,790 --> 00:28:26,748
And my daughter, Brittany.
674
00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:31,100
The... one true success
in my life.
675
00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:33,494
You're going to
the end zone, Brit-Brat,
676
00:28:33,537 --> 00:28:36,497
and I'm gonna support you
every step of the way.
677
00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:39,761
- I love you, baby girl.
- I love you, too.
678
00:28:39,805 --> 00:28:42,329
Wish your grandpa was here
to see this.
679
00:28:44,113 --> 00:28:46,768
Hey, Dad...
680
00:28:46,812 --> 00:28:49,249
I made it, man.
681
00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:51,251
I'm in the Hall of Fame.
682
00:28:59,476 --> 00:29:01,261
Does this mean
what I think it does?
683
00:29:01,304 --> 00:29:03,698
- Are you gonna fund the club?
- Partially.
684
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,701
And the interest,
it will be steep.
685
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,443
But, hey...
686
00:29:09,486 --> 00:29:12,576
you need to tell Tasha the truth
about the club, all right?
687
00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:14,665
- Yeah.
- You owe that to her
688
00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:16,580
and to yourself.
689
00:29:16,624 --> 00:29:18,278
- I will.
- All right.
690
00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:19,670
Thank you, Dad.
691
00:29:19,714 --> 00:29:21,281
- Hall of Fame, Brit-Brat.
- Hall of Fame--
692
00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:23,544
- Heyo.
- Heyo.
693
00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:25,067
Oh, oh!
694
00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:27,200
Ha-ha-ha!
695
00:29:45,174 --> 00:29:47,437
Well, damn.
696
00:29:47,481 --> 00:29:50,484
That was fast.
697
00:29:57,099 --> 00:29:59,362
Told you not
to waste your time.
698
00:30:00,450 --> 00:30:02,191
You can't save the world.
699
00:30:02,235 --> 00:30:05,064
I don't wanna save
the fucking world, Caleb.
700
00:30:05,107 --> 00:30:07,718
I just wanna save one person.
701
00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:10,286
Damn it, man,
he had everything.
702
00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:13,507
Money, family,
703
00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:15,901
best damn football moves
in the league.
704
00:30:15,944 --> 00:30:18,642
Look at him now.
Family abandoned him.
705
00:30:18,686 --> 00:30:21,471
League kicked him
to the curb.
706
00:30:21,515 --> 00:30:24,561
Now he's out here talking
to a dead dude in Vegas.
707
00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:27,956
Screaming for help,
but ain't nobody to listen.
708
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,871
I'm listening, Lik.
709
00:30:29,915 --> 00:30:34,267
And I hear you,
but you ain't Geno.
710
00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:38,227
Okay, but what's
Prince's real name?
711
00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:40,751
Prince Rogers Nelson, why?
712
00:30:44,103 --> 00:30:45,756
He's not Rogers.
713
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,107
That's why Geno flipped out,
'cause he's not Rogers.
714
00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:51,458
No, he flipped out 'cause
he need a damn straitjacket.
715
00:30:53,982 --> 00:30:57,594
Okay, but what if
Geno really is my future?
716
00:30:57,638 --> 00:31:00,336
It's a thin line between
reality and what's real.
717
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:01,860
- What you saying?
- I'm saying,
718
00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:04,210
if Geno can slip
through the cracks...
719
00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:08,692
...then so can I,
and there's only one way
720
00:31:08,736 --> 00:31:11,304
that I can stop that
from happening.
721
00:31:11,347 --> 00:31:13,219
Don't even think it.
If you do this,
722
00:31:13,262 --> 00:31:14,655
you're killing our dreams.
723
00:31:14,698 --> 00:31:16,178
Look at him,
tell me what you see.
724
00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:17,963
CALEB:
A damn fool, dancing alone.
725
00:31:18,006 --> 00:31:20,269
See, dawg, that's just it.
He's not alone.
726
00:31:20,313 --> 00:31:22,315
We just think he is.
727
00:31:22,358 --> 00:31:24,273
Caleb, this is
my destiny.
728
00:31:24,317 --> 00:31:25,884
I can avoid a strike
729
00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,581
and get the players
better health care.
730
00:31:27,624 --> 00:31:29,626
I'll be a hero to the owners
731
00:31:29,670 --> 00:31:32,064
and a legend
to the union.
732
00:31:32,107 --> 00:31:34,849
Hell, one day I might
even be commissioner.
733
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:39,245
Caleb, say hello
to your new players rep.
734
00:32:00,788 --> 00:32:02,616
All right, come on, damn it.
735
00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:04,139
Let's go.
736
00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:08,970
Hey, J., I got your text,
I came as fast as...
737
00:32:11,581 --> 00:32:13,453
What are you doing?
738
00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:15,150
Jamison, are those steroids?
739
00:32:15,194 --> 00:32:17,109
No, it's cortisone.
740
00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:18,632
I need it for the pain.
741
00:32:18,675 --> 00:32:21,026
I guess being
the son of a heroin junkie
742
00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:23,419
is harder than I thought.
743
00:32:24,594 --> 00:32:26,683
Will you help me?
744
00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:28,294
Is... Isn't that
what trainers are for?
745
00:32:28,337 --> 00:32:29,991
If I tell the doctors
I'm injured,
746
00:32:30,035 --> 00:32:31,775
they won't let me play.
747
00:32:31,819 --> 00:32:34,517
If I don't play,
I'll get cut, just like Moose.
748
00:32:34,561 --> 00:32:36,258
Jamison, I-I can't.
749
00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:38,347
My dad was on this stuff,
and it hid the pain so well
750
00:32:38,391 --> 00:32:40,959
that he played on a torn ACL
and almost killed his career.
751
00:32:41,002 --> 00:32:42,699
Yeah, but it didn't,
and now he's headed
752
00:32:42,743 --> 00:32:44,919
to the Hall of Fame.
If I don't do this,
753
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,966
- I won't have a career at all.
- Jamison, this isn't you.
754
00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:50,490
Brittany, I am nothing
without football.
755
00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:55,538
Will you help me, please?
756
00:32:57,888 --> 00:32:59,890
Just once.
757
00:32:59,934 --> 00:33:01,588
Then you have to promise me.
758
00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:03,329
Just once.
759
00:33:04,373 --> 00:33:05,809
I swear.
760
00:33:07,681 --> 00:33:09,900
Put your foot up here.
761
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,908
One, two...
762
00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:16,402
♪
763
00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:50,523
♪
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