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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the first-ever

training camp
for our Las Vegas

Fighting Fury!

Okay.

First day
of training camp, baby!

Title or bust, dawg,
title or bust!

- Oh! We gotta go!
- Yeah!

You gotta moan quiet,
or your pilot is gonna hear you.

No, Steadman is
paid not to hear.

-Please fasten
your seatbelts.

Pookie Time is causing

- Ahh, yeah, it's Pookie Time.
- major turbulence.

...I got your back, okay?

And a Rolex because
I always make time for you,

and a Pow-Pow-Power Bar
because I never

- run out of energy.
- You could've just sent
a courier.

Save you money and me time.

Personal touch,
new-school, see,

that's how you become
old school.

Or else you're gonna
flunk out of school.

So deliver those gift bags
by the end of the day.

All right, now get to it.

Ooh, now,
where were we?

We were talking about,
you know, this, about us.

Oh, right, okay, look,

Pookie, now I know
things have been

a little off,
all right, but...

- Yeah.
- This weekend, we gonna

get back on track. Okay?
Kai is with your mom,

so hopefully
she'll survive, all right?

And then we can just--

What is this?

Divorce papers?
What, you leaving me?

No. Y-Yes. I mean--

You know what, look-- Tasha,
it's just not working out.

No, no, no, you know what?

You know how you get featured
in Mogul Magazine?

By always staying
one step ahead.

Winston and Lee?
Divorce lawyers?

The best divorce lawyers.

They separated Kanye
from his other personalities.

Damn, this sun
ain't playing, man.

Sweating like
a runaway slave, bro.

Must've lost ten pounds.

Ain't trying to get fined
for not making weight, so...

- Oh, that's right.
- Excuse me.

Hey, rookie,
this area right here,

this is for the vets.

Come on.

What about Connor?
He's a rookie.

Bro, Connor's a first-round
draft pick, man.

- All right?
- He's still a rookie.

I don't know
if you've been told.

See that watering hole
back there?

That watering hole is
for rookies who won't

make it past
the first cut, a'ight?

I'll holla at you.

Anyway, bro,
you stay focused on your mind.

So you've been thinking
about the same thing.

Yeah, well, you know,
it's kind of

where we are, right?
I mean, we both saw it coming.

Yeah.

Okay, look,
I don't accept this.

Okay-- why don't we just
take the weekend

and see how things work,
and then...

- then we can decide.
- Weekend.

- Then we decide.
- Good.

'Cause judging
by that stationery,

my attorneys would've kicked
the shit outta yours.

- Right-- listen.
- Mm-hmm.

But this weekend is for us.
Okay? Real talk, no work.

Absolutely, okay?

We might even be able to get
a little Pookie time

- up in there.
- Mmm, say what?

Right after I get this.

You know, you promised
when I made Raquel my house act

that you were gonna pack
this club, but now,

- that didn't happen.
- I-- I know, I just,

I got sidetracked,
but don't worry because

- I'm planning
something really big--
- Oh, no, it's all good.

I just wanted you here
so I can fire you and Raquel

- in person... Raquel?
- No-no-no, wait-wait-wait,

- how am I gonna
explain that to Raquel?
- I don't know,

Brittany, how are--
Raquel, how can Brittany

- explain this to you?
- Explain what?

That we're having
a big 828 Style blowout

- here at the club.
- Oh, that sounds fire,
but listen,

I gotta get ready
for the showcase.

Thank you so much, Montana,
I appreciate it.

If I pack this club up, can you
promise not to fire Raquel?

Come on, Montana,
she really needs this gig.

You pack it tonight,
or you and Raquel are done.

Yo, Coach.
Dawg, why aren't we using

the indoor field?
You can have this heat.

It's called adversity, right?

- Brings the team together.
- Yeah, so do funerals.

Okay? 'Cause we all
gonna drop dead if you

- keep this shit up, dawg.
- We'll be fine.

How the hell you know?
You ain't God.

- On this field, I am.

You know, we were a team.

Now, I feel
like a... a shelf husband.

You know, you take me down,
dust me off when you need me,

and then you just put me back
when you don't.

That is not fair, Pookie.
When we got married,

we both said that we would
give each other permission

- to pursue our careers.
- That was before

your career swallowed
our entire life.

And who is the awkward white boy
creeping up on you?

Oh, hell no.

That's that white whale from--

Hey, Ms. Mack, your assistant
said you'd be here.

- I've been calling.
- Do I look like I give a damn?

Listen, I screwed up. Okay?

- Mm-hmm.
- I screwed up.

I want you to be my agent.

Seems I'm not the only one
not listening.

See, that's
what I love about you.

You got the biggest set of balls
I've ever seen.

No offense, sir.

Oh, I know all about her balls.

Avery J. just confirmed
for tonight!

Shut up! Oh, my gosh,
that is so dope!

Oh, my God,
I just caught nerves.

- Oh, girl--
- Do you know how many careers

she's launched
just by posting a song

- on her SoundCloud?
- You know,

if you really wanna
blow her away,

you should do the set
at a packed house at 51.

No, no, I'm trying
new personal material,

and I just-- I want a chill vibe
for my showcase, you know?

Yeah, no...
I get it.

Like, I believe
in this so much...

- Mm-hmm.
- ...I, um, I pulled a Brit,

and I sank
my entire savings into it.

Wow, okay... okay.

- What?
- Nothing, it's just,
Montana's on my ass

about packing
the club tonight.

I get that, but I--
I'm doing this here tonight,

and I really need you
by my side.

Anyway, I'm in town,
my fiancée's with me.

Meet her, and hell,
we can sign on.

- "We"?
- Oh, yeah, I mean,

she's my teammate,
we make...

all our decisions together.

- Yeah.

Look, boy,
I did my dance,

and you had
your chance, okay?

And besides,
what I'm doing right here

with my teammate is
way more important.

- So you need to step off.
- Okay, babe...

listen, are you sure?

Pookie, you are my priority.

If you don't
chase this wave,

you might regret it,
and I don't want that...

to affect this.

Can I get you anything else?

Yeah, give me
two Kobe steaks,

four lobsters, and a bottle
of 2015 Opus One to go.

Get a check
to the white boy.

It-- yeah, it's okay.

Brit, you know what?
I have an idea.

Why don't you throw
an opening day

of training camp bash?
Big sweaty dudes need

a place to unwind after playing
with themselves all day.

- Best friend.
- What?

- That is genius.
- Really?

Yes! Yes! I did it for Garret's
party, I can do it again.

Yeah, just don't sell
Tasha's champagne.

- That part.
- Yeah.

You know what you should do.

You should invite Garret

to unwind
to the sweet sounds--

--of Raquel Navarro.

You need
to mind your business, Brit.

Thank you very much.

- Yo, I'm sweating,

- and I'm in the damn pool.
- That's exactly

why Lik needs to holler
at the colonel

to get us
to practice indoors.

Boy, you the players' rep.
Hell, you do it.

Bro, you practically
the owner, man.

The quarterback is supposed
to be the team leader.

Are you a leader?

I think he is leading.

He asked the coach about it,
and the coach said no.

- Now it's on his radar.
- Did y'all hear that?

If it's not the sound
of a dead player walking.

That "dead" shit
ain't funny, Taylor.

Dawg, come on, man,
why don't y'all

give the kid a break?
Why are y'all

freezing this man out, huh?

- 'Cause he about to be gone.
- Bingo.

Player with that much baggage,
you know he won't last, Lee.

Hey, I got five racks says
he's first cut.

I'll put 2,000 on it myself.

Now, come on,
not you too, Garret.

- Come on, bro.
- It's a good bet.
Four to one odds.

Hot afternoon, gentlemen.

Hey, hey.
Courtesy of Tasha Mack.

Celebrating the opening
of training camp,

and the party continues tonight
at Joint 51,

so invite your crew,
because it's gonna be lit.

Will Raquel be there tonight?

Oh, she's having, like,
a little soiree at our place.

You should...
you should stop by.

She'd love to see you.

Yeah, cool, I'll--
I'll try to make it.

Uh...

where's Mr. Jiggles?

Probably around here somewhere
breaking a sweat.

- Copy that.
- Yo, Lee,

are you gonna talk
to the Colonel, man,

- to get us indoors, what's up?
- Hell to the no.

Yeah, hell, yeah,
I'll bend his rich-ass ear.

You know me, dawg, come on.

Hey.

- Hey.
- I have something for you.

- Oh, for me?
- Mm-hmm, this is from Tasha.

And this is from me.

Wait, what is this?

It's good luck.

I made one for my dad
every season,

and he'll get
a gold jacket one day, so...

This is very nice.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- Here, let me help you.
- Uh-- okay.

Tighten it and...

that looks really good on you.

- Does it?
- New school!

I told you to deliver
the packages, not inspect 'em.

Yeah.

Thank you, Ms. Tasha,
for the gift.

Yeah, yeah.

- What up, mom?
- Hey!

Ooh, I didn't know
all this was going on.

- What you doing here?
- Oh, I'm meeting Kincaid

and his girl, mm-hmm.

I needed your palace
to seal the deal.

Pookie's already inside,
setting up.

So you're still chasing
that punk-ass dude

after all the shit
he put you through--

- and I mean literally.
- I know.

My Louboutins still
ain't been the same, okay?

But Big Country-- he came
crawling back to me, Malik.

Okay, well,
I'm not sticking around

to see you play yourself again.

What have we here?

That Tasha Mack
sure dills my pickle.

Don't tell her I said that.

- Said what, Colonel?
- Good girl.

Ms. Brittany, meet Ramon.

My entertainment director.
He handles all the music

in the stadium,
and he's a big-time influencer.

Nice to meet you--
entertainment director?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, my roommate,
she's doing

this cool living room
concert tonight.

You should come, too.
Legit, she's the next J.Lo.

Word-- yeah, it's been
a minute since I've been

- to a living room set.
- I will drop you

the address right now.

-Wedding planning
is in full swing.

Actually,
after we're done here,

we're off to Bridals by Lori.
Not a lot of bridal shops

- in our neck of the woods.
- You know what?

Why don't we just
get this party started?

- All right.
- Hit it, Pookie!

And now,
the starting quarterback

for the University of Georgia.
He's the number one

overall draft pick for 2021

and the next member
of the Billionaire Boys Club.

Keith Kincaid!

Yep, so, Keith, I see you
as more than a football player.

I see you
as a billion dollar brand.

And so we're gonna hit up
all of the major markets.

Soft drinks.
We got Kincaid-Aid.

I tried it,
it's-- it's real good.

Oh, well, I'll make you do
with the do, baby.

All right, athletic gear.
Now Malik has

his own shoes, Lik Sneaks,
they're dropping soon.

But these are Kincaid Kicks.

- Cool.
- Oh, yeah.

So, Colonel,
what is all this?

Design submissions
for the VIP Lounge.

It'll be the place to be
inside the place to be.

Best view in the house.
Up here, we'll be

like Olympian gods looking down
upon gladiators.

Respectfully, Colonel,
the best seat in the house

is right there on the field.

Look at all this prime
unused real estate.

If I was a VIP person
paying VIP prices,

- that's where I'd wanna be.
- Hmm.

Hey, can anybody submit
a design out here?

Anybody that has
that kind of money

and an official proposal
by next Friday-- excuse me.

Noted.

Well, that's all
I got, uh, Ramon.

Have fun
at Raquel's set tonight.

And finally, in fast food,
I'm already in talks

with a major chain to get you
your own sandwich.

I call it Chicken Kincaid.

White meat on white bread
with a whole lot of mayo.

Boom-boom-clap!

So, all you have to do is

just sign right here,
on the dotted line.

Tasha, honestly, we're not fans
of the baller lifestyle.

We know Keith can make
a lot of money,

but that's not
what we're about.

- So you don't like money?
- We do.

We just don't love it.

Matthew 6:24, "You cannot serve
both God and money."

But you can serve God
and spend money, hallelujah.

- Amen.

Right? Look, look,
all I'm saying is that

there is nothing evil
about money.

it's what you do with it
that counts.

Right, like

buy a custom-made jet,
for example.

Or a house the size of a hotel
for just one person.

Okay, you know what?
I feel you, all right?

And it's like I told Keith,
when you sign with Tasha Mack,

you're not just a client,
you're part of my family.

So, does that mean
we'll barely see you?

From what I understand,
your daughter lives

with your husband
while you fly free,

and you see her, what,
once or twice a month?

Oh, hell no, you know what,
I-- She is not coming up here...

- No, no, no, no. Tasha, stop.
- No, no--

White Boy Rick
chased me down, okay?

We gave up our day to meet
with "Ebony and Ivory,"

and you gonna sit up here
and judge me?

You know what?
I'm done milking cows.

All right?
You don't like my values?

You can get the hell out
and take his ass with you.

- Ms. Mack, look, it's not--
- Take him with you.

- Ms. Mack, look--
- Yeah, Ms. Mack, paddywhack,

kiss my ass
and give your dog a bone.

- ♪ I can't be afraid

I missed you, too, Malik,
but this is a tad close.

Whoo, boy, this AC in here is--
it's nice, Colonel.

- You-- You wanted to talk?
- Oh, yeah.

Uh, look, Colonel, man,
we sizzling out here.

Don't you think
we should be playing inside?

That's Coach's call.
I like it outside.

See, now put
this stupidity on ice

'fore you get your ass
in trouble.

- Shut your mouth, fool.
- Excuse me?

Um, shut your mouth is Black
for "say no more,"

because everything you said is
absolutely correct, Colonel.

Shut your mouth, fool.

I know this white man did not
just call you no fool.

Oh!

You got me, you got me,
all right, how about a lift

- back to the weight room?
- Shut your mouth, fool.

That's white folk talk
for "peace out."

Okay, yeah.

Uh-- whoo! Yep!

Good talk, Colonel.

Yeah, just make sure
that happens.

Yo, Lik,
catch you at the crib.

This AC, truth.

You really gonna
let this thing go?

Mm-hmm, gone
and good riddance.

Wow.

I've never seen you quit.

I mean, you have the chance
to be a bona fide trailblazer.

Look, I'm done blazing trails.

If you blow this,
you'll resent me

for not getting
what you deserve.

But that is exactly
what's wrong, remember?

Me doing business
and leaving you on a shelf.

Then we'll do it together.

- You know I hate losing.

Okay, hell yeah, I'm in.

Good, let's just go blaze
another trail, baby.

Yo, Coach, go and run
a play for Jamison,

- let's see what he's got.
- Yep, that's what

- they're doing now.

- They don't trust him.
- Yeah, that's 'cause

they think he's gonna get cut.

Not even giving him a chance.

Yeah, I know,
we're not acting like a team.

That being said,
it's his job to win 'em over.

If he can't,
he doesn't deserve to be here.

All right,
let's go again!

Babe, I met
with a dozen agents,

and none of 'em
share our values.

They're agents.
Hell, my old agent Myron,

he died in a forest,
and he wasn't playing golf.

Well! Looks like
it's my turn to interrupt

your couples' time, huh?

Okay, look-- I'm sorry,
I didn't get a chance

to finish my pitch
because someone,

not naming names,
lost their temper, all right?

So just hear me out, okay?

Now, I know all that there is
to know about this football life

while you two are just
starting out,

and your well-being is
very important to me.

So I'm just gonna put it all out
there on the table, okay?

Okay.
I'll hear you out.

Hey, Keith, you,
uh, you wanna check out

- some tuxes I saw up front?
- Absolutely.

So, what kind of dress
are you looking for?

Something that matches
my personality.

Oh, so something
in psycho bitch black?

Kidding!

Man, I hope you don't
fumble footballs

like you fumbling
with that tie.

Hey, football's way easier
than this thing.

I'll just-- I don't know,
I'll do a clip-on or something.

Oh, no-no-no-no-no,
fake ties equal fake swag.

Never fake it--
come here, man.

You know, Natalie,
back at Malik's,

I really felt judged.

You know?

Oh, look!

- This is nice.
- If I wear that,

folks'll be able to see
clear to the promised land.

Good point.

So, you know
I like Tasha, right?

But Talie's

my soul mate, man.

And when...
when my mama died,

she was... she was there for me
day and night.

You know, and, I don't know,
I think she's just scared

that football's gonna
change us a little bit.

- Yeah.
- Okay, what about this?

Now, this is gorgeous, girl.

Yeah, if you're a drag queen.

:
Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Now what about this one?

This is modest,
elegant, classy.

Pretentious, shallow,
trying too hard.

You talking about
the dress, right?

Are you ready
for that life, man?

'Cause you're gonna have to be
on top of your game

- all day, every day.
- Oh, come on, yes, sir.

I've dreamt of playing ball

since I was knee-high
to a grasshopper.

Oh, I'm not talking
about playing football, man.

I'm talking about marrying
a Black woman.

You know, Natalie, you sure make
a lot of snap decisions.

You can't tell what a dress
looks like on a hanger.

To see it,
you gotta try it on.

♪

Natalie!
Try it on!

♪ That's how I roll

♪ Yeah, I'm goals

♪ I'm the pudding in the proof

- Again-- go!

Okay, another, go!

Another up and back, let's go!

- Oh, man.
- Hey, y'all, I ain't dying

over these sprints, man.
Hell, we in two-a-day.

I say we dog it,
just make it look good.

Come on!

- Another-- go!

Hey, yo, Lik, what's up
with your rookie, man?

Is he a part of the team
or what, bro?

Dawg, he don't feel like it.
I know y'all think

he first cut, hell, I even got
a thousand on him myself.

But until he's cut,
he's our fucking teammate, man.

Come on, brah,
get your head in the game!

Less talking,
more running, go!

I guess we're doing this.

- Again-- go!

- Again, go!

That's it, men,
take it in.

There is no
getting through to that girl.

Shoot, I'm tired,
my feet hurt,

and I want
my Pookie time.

Shoot.

- Mm.
- Damn.

Damn what?

You are beautiful.

Shut up, Pookie.

Hah! You know
that's just the lights.

It's like a car showroom,
you know, they try

and trick you
into buying the dress.

Is this what I missed getting
married in a courthouse?

No, we didn't have
a formal wedding

because this little thing
called life got in the way.

All right, well,
we've come this far,

why don't we let life
do her thing

- for a little bit longer?

Close the deal, Tasha.

Damn it, look, Pookie,
I can't take one more minute

of being criticized by that...
no-style girl-child.

And that's the thing.
She's a child.

She's scared,
and she's afraid

that the man
that she loves...

well, will turn into you.

Well, that ain't
gonna happen, okay?

'Cause when God made
Tasha Mack,

he smashed the mold,

burned the pieces,
and smoked the ashes.

- Yeah, you're right.

There's only one Tasha Mack.

Mm-hmm.

But maybe Natalie is afraid...

...of turning into me.

Now, this...
is more like it.

Nice one, Malik.

- Nice one.
- Yeah, bro, thanks

for talking
to the Colonel for us.

Dude, don't you get it?
We here because the coach

saw us acting like a team.

And that ain't on me, dawg.

- Third team, you're up.

Let's go!

PLAYER:
Ready! Set!

Okay... here's some advice
from a couple that has

been there, baby,
your life is about to change.

I mean, sometimes
it's gonna be a bitch,

and right now, to be 100,

me and Pookie,
we in bitch mode, huh?

I mean, it did kinda look
like y'all were ready

- to rassle a gator at lunch.
- Look, that's the point.

When you are in love,

- you gotta work it out
together.
- Yeah.

- And that's how teams win.
- Yeah, and we've gone

through those changes.
Man, when we were kids,

we didn't have nothing.

- Fast forward to...

...I don't know,
we own a mansion.

- A private jet.
- Mmm.

- An avocado orchard.
- Avocado orchard?

It's a long story

- but Oprah owns one.

- Oh.
- But that doesn't
change the fact

that my heart jumps
knowing I can

call this beautiful woman

- my wife.
- Oh.

And I can call
this bald-headed boo my man.

I'm telling you--
it's like Pookie,

he knows the real me,
you know?

I can lose that mansion,
I can lose the jet,

I can lose
those damn avocadoes,

but...

if I lost Pookie...

Tasha, Team Kincaid's
ready to ride

- the Mack Train.
- Hell yeah!

My man.

What? Don't tell me.
You hate it.

No, I love it.

I think that's the one.

You know what,
there's gonna be a problem

because I already
bought this one.

Pookie.

Oh, my God!

Well, better luck next time.

Oh, Jamison, I was starting
to think nobody was gonna come.

They're not.

Everybody's kind of spent
from practice,

and we gotta be back
at 7:00 a.m.

- Hey, what's wrong?

No, it-- it's nothing.

No-no-no,
talk to me.

I just-- I just keep hearing
my dad's voice in my head.

It's one thing to fail yourself,
Brit Brat, it's another thing

- to fail the people you love.
- Oh.

But it--
it's not your problem.

- I'll figure something out.
- Okay.

Your dad calls you Brit Brat.

- Like... Brit...
- You're so annoying.

But you know what, I can...

I can at least
still support Raq.

Right? You wanna go
to a chill show?

I'm sorry, but I am beat.

I just wanted
to see you real quick.

- Mm.
- And...

and to let you know
that your lucky necklace

- actually worked.

At least one of us got
some luck today.

Well, I am sure

that it has
a little luck left.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Excuse me, excuse--
hi, excuse me.

Raq! Raquel.

- Hey, Garret.
- Brittany.

- Hey, what the hell?
- I was not ready

for all these people.
Someone invited

this influencer with,
like, a gazillion followers,

and they tweeted
about this bangin' event

where the next J.Lo
is performing.

I think I know
who the influencer is.

- Brit, tell me you didn't.
- I-- I swear

I didn't know who he was,
and I thought I was doing you

- a favor.
- Hey, love, gotta go.

So if you're gonna sing,
get on with it, yeah?

Yeah.
Cheers.

- Was that her?
- That's her. That's Avery J.

- This is officially a disaster.
- No, no, okay.

Look, look, look, I know
it's not your vision, right?

But, Raq, look,
look at this crowd.

Give them a reason to say
that they've seen Raquel Navarro

before she became
the world's biggest star.

Girl, I can always count on you
to tell just the right lie

at just the right time.

It's a gift.

Now go use yours, okay?
You got this.

Hey, y'all,
I'm Raquel Navarro,

and welcome to my living room.

Uh... Uh...

Hey, hey, everybody,
sorry this didn't work out,

but we can still
take this party to Joint 51.

Uh-- Ramon, tweet that
and help a girl out.

- We can still do this 'cause

- the club is all set up.
- No, no, it's all wrong.

- We can still make this work.
- No, it's fine.

Don't worry about...

it's fine, don't worry,
have fun, just go.

I'm sorry.

Remember, Joint 51.

Still don't know
why you wanted me to do that.

Yeah.

I just couldn't
go through with it.

Thank you for, um,

getting those people out.

Football player,
fire alarm puller.

I aim to please.

And now,
if we're breaking the law,

I'd like to hear you sing.

You really wanna
hear me sing?

More than anything.

All right.

This is called
"Out of the Dark."

♪ Hated to believe

♪ I can live my dreams

♪ Nothing's stopping me

Hey, Ma, got your call,
what's going on?

I'm getting married, baby!

To who?

♪ I will leave my mark

♪ From out of the dark

♪ Oh...

♪ From out of the dark

So, me and Raquel,
we're good, right?

We're good, never bet
against Brittany Pitts,

the damn luckiest girl I know.

♪ From out of the dark

Are you crying?

I didn't think
y'all would make it, Mom.

- I mean, y'all was a divorce

waiting to happen.
I'm so glad Kai

- gets to grow up with her dad.

♪ From out of the dark

♪ Oh, from out of the dark

♪ Oh...

That...

...that was stunning.

And so are you.

Kai-Kai! Hey! Yo!

Your mom and dad are
getting married again!

Black love is real, lil sis!
Baby, Black love is real!

Yay! I love you, Mommy!
I love you, Daddy!

- Love you, too, boo-boo.
- Love you, too, baby girl.

- Pow-pow!
- Pow-pow!

- Yeah.
- Thank you,
thank you very much.

Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today

to join these
two beautiful souls.

Tasha, do you take Pookie here
to be your Black teddy bear?

Oh... hold on, brah.

You know, we wrote
our own vows.

Oh, my bad,
I didn't mean to step

on your black suede
wedding shoes.

Whoo.

Okay, um...
Tasha Mack.

- Mm-hmm?
- Mm.

Baby, we've been
through a lot.

- Whoo.
- Yeah.

A lot.

You know, sometimes
I think to myself, you know,

just... what the hell
are you doing?

You know, get out
before it's too late!

And then I see you.

And I remember.

You are the trailblazer
that has blazed a trail

to my heart.

And, baby,
I love you forever...

and ever.

Mm-- okay, you better
put out that fire

before you have
a heart attack.

I was starting, yeah.

Your turn, pretty lady.

- Ahh, okay, Pookie.
- Mm-hmm.

- I love you
more than money.
- Mmm.

I love you more
than beating Oprah.

Damn!

I love you
more than my jet.

- Oh, come on.
- And you know how much

- I love my jet. M'kay.
- I know you love that jet.

I love you
more than life itself.

You will always be my man.

My heart...
my rock.

Marrying Pookie Woods.

You keep me real.

And I will love you
until the day I die.

- Word.
- Word.

I now pronounce you
husband...

and wife.

- Brother.
- Yeah?

Kiss your chocolate bride.

Hell, yeah.

Ooh-- uh--
hello, Garret.

Nice to see
a lot more of you.

Oh, hey, Brittany,
you got any juice?

We're out of juice, but I'll get
you something better.

- Oh, will you now?
- Mm-hmm.

- Good night, Brittany.
- Good night, Garret.

Was it good?
Was it good?

Are you two,
like, a thing?

Mmm, Mama always said
things happen for a reason,

and that fine hunk of a man
is a hell of a reason.

Hey, maybe this can be
a reason, too.

- What is this?
- All the money

I made at the club tonight,
to apologize.

We good?

Hell no, we ain't good,
but we closer.

- 828, ho.
- 828, trick.

Now, this is
my favorite Pookie time.

Hey, Malik, hey, man,
I just wanted to say,

I'm a big fan of you,
of course, and just been

watching your career
for years.

Yeah, great,
watch it from a distance.

Yeah, I guess we won't be
needing those lawyers.

Ahh.

Hey, what's this?

"Threesomes in Heaven"?

- Malik, what is this?

Don't look at me like that,
give me this, give me this,

this is personal,
none of your business, okay?

Come on, it's time
for the couples dance.

Mm-hmm, the threesome dance.

- Ooh.
- Watch your step.

I'm watching it, baby.

All right,
here we go, come on.

♪ Forever mine

Dawg, No Nut November sucks.

- Wanna dance?
- Ahh, what the hell, come on.

♪ Oh, baby...

♪ I wanna love you

♪ Love you strong

♪ Make it good right now

♪ To the bone

♪ To the bone...

♪ Pleasing

♪ Give you all the love

♪ You're needing