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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first-ever

training camp for our Las Vegas

Fighting Fury!

Okay.

First day of training camp, baby!

Title or bust, dawg, title or bust!

- Oh! We gotta go! - Yeah!

You gotta moan quiet, or your pilot is gonna hear you.

No, Steadman is paid not to hear.

-Please fasten your seatbelts.

Pookie Time is causing

- Ahh, yeah, it's Pookie Time. - major turbulence.

...I got your back, okay?

And a Rolex because I always make time for you,

and a Pow-Pow-Power Bar because I never

- run out of energy. - You could've just sent a courier.

Save you money and me time.

Personal touch, new-school, see,

that's how you become old school.

Or else you're gonna flunk out of school.

So deliver those gift bags by the end of the day.

All right, now get to it.

Ooh, now, where were we?

We were talking about, you know, this, about us.

Oh, right, okay, look,

Pookie, now I know things have been

a little off, all right, but...

- Yeah. - This weekend, we gonna

get back on track. Okay? Kai is with your mom,

so hopefully she'll survive, all right?

And then we can just--

What is this?

Divorce papers? What, you leaving me?

No. Y-Yes. I mean--

You know what, look-- Tasha, it's just not working out.

No, no, no, you know what?

You know how you get featured in Mogul Magazine?

By always staying one step ahead.

Winston and Lee? Divorce lawyers?

The best divorce lawyers.

They separated Kanye from his other personalities.

Damn, this sun ain't playing, man.

Sweating like a runaway slave, bro.

Must've lost ten pounds.

Ain't trying to get fined for not making weight, so...

- Oh, that's right. - Excuse me.

Hey, rookie, this area right here,

this is for the vets.

Come on.

What about Connor? He's a rookie.

Bro, Connor's a first-round draft pick, man.

- All right? - He's still a rookie.

I don't know if you've been told.

See that watering hole back there?

That watering hole is for rookies who won't

make it past the first cut, a'ight?

I'll holla at you.

Anyway, bro, you stay focused on your mind.

So you've been thinking about the same thing.

Yeah, well, you know, it's kind of

where we are, right? I mean, we both saw it coming.

Yeah.

Okay, look, I don't accept this.

Okay-- why don't we just take the weekend

and see how things work, and then...

- then we can decide. - Weekend.

- Then we decide. - Good.

'Cause judging by that stationery,

my attorneys would've kicked the shit outta yours.

- Right-- listen. - Mm-hmm.

But this weekend is for us. Okay? Real talk, no work.

Absolutely, okay?

We might even be able to get a little Pookie time

- up in there. - Mmm, say what?

Right after I get this.

You know, you promised when I made Raquel my house act

that you were gonna pack this club, but now,

- that didn't happen. - I-- I know, I just,

I got sidetracked, but don't worry because

- I'm planning something really big-- - Oh, no, it's all good.

I just wanted you here so I can fire you and Raquel

- in person... Raquel? - No-no-no, wait-wait-wait,

- how am I gonna explain that to Raquel? - I don't know,

Brittany, how are-- Raquel, how can Brittany

- explain this to you? - Explain what?

That we're having a big 828 Style blowout

- here at the club. - Oh, that sounds fire, but listen,

I gotta get ready for the showcase.

Thank you so much, Montana, I appreciate it.

If I pack this club up, can you promise not to fire Raquel?

Come on, Montana, she really needs this gig.

You pack it tonight, or you and Raquel are done.

Yo, Coach. Dawg, why aren't we using

the indoor field? You can have this heat.

It's called adversity, right?

- Brings the team together. - Yeah, so do funerals.

Okay? 'Cause we all gonna drop dead if you

- keep this shit up, dawg. - We'll be fine.

How the hell you know? You ain't God.

- On this field, I am.

You know, we were a team.

Now, I feel like a... a shelf husband.

You know, you take me down, dust me off when you need me,

and then you just put me back when you don't.

That is not fair, Pookie. When we got married,

we both said that we would give each other permission

- to pursue our careers. - That was before

your career swallowed our entire life.

And who is the awkward white boy creeping up on you?

Oh, hell no.

That's that white whale from--

Hey, Ms. Mack, your assistant said you'd be here.

- I've been calling. - Do I look like I give a damn?

Listen, I screwed up. Okay?

- Mm-hmm. - I screwed up.

I want you to be my agent.

Seems I'm not the only one not listening.

See, that's what I love about you.

You got the biggest set of balls I've ever seen.

No offense, sir.

Oh, I know all about her balls.

Avery J. just confirmed for tonight!

Shut up! Oh, my gosh, that is so dope!

Oh, my God, I just caught nerves.

- Oh, girl-- - Do you know how many careers

she's launched just by posting a song

- on her SoundCloud? - You know,

if you really wanna blow her away,

you should do the set at a packed house at 51.

No, no, I'm trying new personal material,

and I just-- I want a chill vibe for my showcase, you know?

Yeah, no... I get it.

Like, I believe in this so much...

- Mm-hmm. - ...I, um, I pulled a Brit,

and I sank my entire savings into it.

Wow, okay... okay.

- What? - Nothing, it's just, Montana's on my ass

about packing the club tonight.

I get that, but I-- I'm doing this here tonight,

and I really need you by my side.

Anyway, I'm in town, my fiancée's with me.

Meet her, and hell, we can sign on.

- "We"? - Oh, yeah, I mean,

she's my teammate, we make...

all our decisions together.

- Yeah.

Look, boy, I did my dance,

and you had your chance, okay?

And besides, what I'm doing right here

with my teammate is way more important.

- So you need to step off. - Okay, babe...

listen, are you sure?

Pookie, you are my priority.

If you don't chase this wave,

you might regret it, and I don't want that...

to affect this.

Can I get you anything else?

Yeah, give me two Kobe steaks,

four lobsters, and a bottle of 2015 Opus One to go.

Get a check to the white boy.

It-- yeah, it's okay.

Brit, you know what? I have an idea.

Why don't you throw an opening day

of training camp bash? Big sweaty dudes need

a place to unwind after playing with themselves all day.

- Best friend. - What?

- That is genius. - Really?

Yes! Yes! I did it for Garret's party, I can do it again.

Yeah, just don't sell Tasha's champagne.

- That part. - Yeah.

You know what you should do.

You should invite Garret

to unwind to the sweet sounds--

--of Raquel Navarro.

You need to mind your business, Brit.

Thank you very much.

- Yo, I'm sweating,

- and I'm in the damn pool. - That's exactly

why Lik needs to holler at the colonel

to get us to practice indoors.

Boy, you the players' rep. Hell, you do it.

Bro, you practically the owner, man.

The quarterback is supposed to be the team leader.

Are you a leader?

I think he is leading.

He asked the coach about it, and the coach said no.

- Now it's on his radar. - Did y'all hear that?

If it's not the sound of a dead player walking.

That "dead" shit ain't funny, Taylor.

Dawg, come on, man, why don't y'all

give the kid a break? Why are y'all

freezing this man out, huh?

- 'Cause he about to be gone. - Bingo.

Player with that much baggage, you know he won't last, Lee.

Hey, I got five racks says he's first cut.

I'll put 2,000 on it myself.

Now, come on, not you too, Garret.

- Come on, bro. - It's a good bet. Four to one odds.

Hot afternoon, gentlemen.

Hey, hey. Courtesy of Tasha Mack.

Celebrating the opening of training camp,

and the party continues tonight at Joint 51,

so invite your crew, because it's gonna be lit.

Will Raquel be there tonight?

Oh, she's having, like, a little soiree at our place.

You should... you should stop by.

She'd love to see you.

Yeah, cool, I'll-- I'll try to make it.

Uh...

where's Mr. Jiggles?

Probably around here somewhere breaking a sweat.

- Copy that. - Yo, Lee,

are you gonna talk to the Colonel, man,

- to get us indoors, what's up? - Hell to the no.

Yeah, hell, yeah, I'll bend his rich-ass ear.

You know me, dawg, come on.

Hey.

- Hey. - I have something for you.

- Oh, for me? - Mm-hmm, this is from Tasha.

And this is from me.

Wait, what is this?

It's good luck.

I made one for my dad every season,

and he'll get a gold jacket one day, so...

This is very nice.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Here, let me help you. - Uh-- okay.

Tighten it and...

that looks really good on you.

- Does it? - New school!

I told you to deliver the packages, not inspect 'em.

Yeah.

Thank you, Ms. Tasha, for the gift.

Yeah, yeah.

- What up, mom? - Hey!

Ooh, I didn't know all this was going on.

- What you doing here? - Oh, I'm meeting Kincaid

and his girl, mm-hmm.

I needed your palace to seal the deal.

Pookie's already inside, setting up.

So you're still chasing that punk-ass dude

after all the shit he put you through--

- and I mean literally. - I know.

My Louboutins still ain't been the same, okay?

But Big Country-- he came crawling back to me, Malik.

Okay, well, I'm not sticking around

to see you play yourself again.

What have we here?

That Tasha Mack sure dills my pickle.

Don't tell her I said that.

- Said what, Colonel? - Good girl.

Ms. Brittany, meet Ramon.

My entertainment director. He handles all the music

in the stadium, and he's a big-time influencer.

Nice to meet you-- entertainment director?

- Yeah. - Yeah, my roommate, she's doing

this cool living room concert tonight.

You should come, too. Legit, she's the next J.Lo.

Word-- yeah, it's been a minute since I've been

- to a living room set. - I will drop you

the address right now.

-Wedding planning is in full swing.

Actually, after we're done here,

we're off to Bridals by Lori. Not a lot of bridal shops

- in our neck of the woods. - You know what?

Why don't we just get this party started?

- All right. - Hit it, Pookie!

And now, the starting quarterback

for the University of Georgia. He's the number one

overall draft pick for 2021

and the next member of the Billionaire Boys Club.

Keith Kincaid!

Yep, so, Keith, I see you as more than a football player.

I see you as a billion dollar brand.

And so we're gonna hit up all of the major markets.

Soft drinks. We got Kincaid-Aid.

I tried it, it's-- it's real good.

Oh, well, I'll make you do with the do, baby.

All right, athletic gear. Now Malik has

his own shoes, Lik Sneaks, they're dropping soon.

But these are Kincaid Kicks.

- Cool. - Oh, yeah.

So, Colonel, what is all this?

Design submissions for the VIP Lounge.

It'll be the place to be inside the place to be.

Best view in the house. Up here, we'll be

like Olympian gods looking down upon gladiators.

Respectfully, Colonel, the best seat in the house

is right there on the field.

Look at all this prime unused real estate.

If I was a VIP person paying VIP prices,

- that's where I'd wanna be. - Hmm.

Hey, can anybody submit a design out here?

Anybody that has that kind of money

and an official proposal by next Friday-- excuse me.

Noted.

Well, that's all I got, uh, Ramon.

Have fun at Raquel's set tonight.

And finally, in fast food, I'm already in talks

with a major chain to get you your own sandwich.

I call it Chicken Kincaid.

White meat on white bread with a whole lot of mayo.

Boom-boom-clap!

So, all you have to do is

just sign right here, on the dotted line.

Tasha, honestly, we're not fans of the baller lifestyle.

We know Keith can make a lot of money,

but that's not what we're about.

- So you don't like money? - We do.

We just don't love it.

Matthew 6:24, "You cannot serve both God and money."

But you can serve God and spend money, hallelujah.

- Amen.

Right? Look, look, all I'm saying is that

there is nothing evil about money.

it's what you do with it that counts.

Right, like

buy a custom-made jet, for example.

Or a house the size of a hotel for just one person.

Okay, you know what? I feel you, all right?

And it's like I told Keith, when you sign with Tasha Mack,

you're not just a client, you're part of my family.

So, does that mean we'll barely see you?

From what I understand, your daughter lives

with your husband while you fly free,

and you see her, what, once or twice a month?

Oh, hell no, you know what, I-- She is not coming up here...

- No, no, no, no. Tasha, stop. - No, no--

White Boy Rick chased me down, okay?

We gave up our day to meet with "Ebony and Ivory,"

and you gonna sit up here and judge me?

You know what? I'm done milking cows.

All right? You don't like my values?

You can get the hell out and take his ass with you.

- Ms. Mack, look, it's not-- - Take him with you.

- Ms. Mack, look-- - Yeah, Ms. Mack, paddywhack,

kiss my ass and give your dog a bone.

- ♪ I can't be afraid

I missed you, too, Malik, but this is a tad close.

Whoo, boy, this AC in here is-- it's nice, Colonel.

- You-- You wanted to talk? - Oh, yeah.

Uh, look, Colonel, man, we sizzling out here.

Don't you think we should be playing inside?

That's Coach's call. I like it outside.

See, now put this stupidity on ice

'fore you get your ass in trouble.

- Shut your mouth, fool. - Excuse me?

Um, shut your mouth is Black for "say no more,"

because everything you said is absolutely correct, Colonel.

Shut your mouth, fool.

I know this white man did not just call you no fool.

Oh!

You got me, you got me, all right, how about a lift

- back to the weight room? - Shut your mouth, fool.

That's white folk talk for "peace out."

Okay, yeah.

Uh-- whoo! Yep!

Good talk, Colonel.

Yeah, just make sure that happens.

Yo, Lik, catch you at the crib.

This AC, truth.

You really gonna let this thing go?

Mm-hmm, gone and good riddance.

Wow.

I've never seen you quit.

I mean, you have the chance to be a bona fide trailblazer.

Look, I'm done blazing trails.

If you blow this, you'll resent me

for not getting what you deserve.

But that is exactly what's wrong, remember?

Me doing business and leaving you on a shelf.

Then we'll do it together.

- You know I hate losing.

Okay, hell yeah, I'm in.

Good, let's just go blaze another trail, baby.

Yo, Coach, go and run a play for Jamison,

- let's see what he's got. - Yep, that's what

- they're doing now.

- They don't trust him. - Yeah, that's 'cause

they think he's gonna get cut.

Not even giving him a chance.

Yeah, I know, we're not acting like a team.

That being said, it's his job to win 'em over.

If he can't, he doesn't deserve to be here.

All right, let's go again!

Babe, I met with a dozen agents,

and none of 'em share our values.

They're agents. Hell, my old agent Myron,

he died in a forest, and he wasn't playing golf.

Well! Looks like it's my turn to interrupt

your couples' time, huh?

Okay, look-- I'm sorry, I didn't get a chance

to finish my pitch because someone,

not naming names, lost their temper, all right?

So just hear me out, okay?

Now, I know all that there is to know about this football life

while you two are just starting out,

and your well-being is very important to me.

So I'm just gonna put it all out there on the table, okay?

Okay. I'll hear you out.

Hey, Keith, you, uh, you wanna check out

- some tuxes I saw up front? - Absolutely.

So, what kind of dress are you looking for?

Something that matches my personality.

Oh, so something in psycho bitch black?

Kidding!

Man, I hope you don't fumble footballs

like you fumbling with that tie.

Hey, football's way easier than this thing.

I'll just-- I don't know, I'll do a clip-on or something.

Oh, no-no-no-no-no, fake ties equal fake swag.

Never fake it-- come here, man.

You know, Natalie, back at Malik's,

I really felt judged.

You know?

Oh, look!

- This is nice. - If I wear that,

folks'll be able to see clear to the promised land.

Good point.

So, you know I like Tasha, right?

But Talie's

my soul mate, man.

And when... when my mama died,

she was... she was there for me day and night.

You know, and, I don't know, I think she's just scared

that football's gonna change us a little bit.

- Yeah. - Okay, what about this?

Now, this is gorgeous, girl.

Yeah, if you're a drag queen.

: Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Now what about this one?

This is modest, elegant, classy.

Pretentious, shallow, trying too hard.

You talking about the dress, right?

Are you ready for that life, man?

'Cause you're gonna have to be on top of your game

- all day, every day. - Oh, come on, yes, sir.

I've dreamt of playing ball

since I was knee-high to a grasshopper.

Oh, I'm not talking about playing football, man.

I'm talking about marrying a Black woman.

You know, Natalie, you sure make a lot of snap decisions.

You can't tell what a dress looks like on a hanger.

To see it, you gotta try it on.

♪

Natalie! Try it on!

♪ That's how I roll

♪ Yeah, I'm goals

♪ I'm the pudding in the proof

- Again-- go!

Okay, another, go!

Another up and back, let's go!

- Oh, man. - Hey, y'all, I ain't dying

over these sprints, man. Hell, we in two-a-day.

I say we dog it, just make it look good.

Come on!

- Another-- go!

Hey, yo, Lik, what's up with your rookie, man?

Is he a part of the team or what, bro?

Dawg, he don't feel like it. I know y'all think

he first cut, hell, I even got a thousand on him myself.

But until he's cut, he's our fucking teammate, man.

Come on, brah, get your head in the game!

Less talking, more running, go!

I guess we're doing this.

- Again-- go!

- Again, go!

That's it, men, take it in.

There is no getting through to that girl.

Shoot, I'm tired, my feet hurt,

and I want my Pookie time.

Shoot.

- Mm. - Damn.

Damn what?

You are beautiful.

Shut up, Pookie.

Hah! You know that's just the lights.

It's like a car showroom, you know, they try

and trick you into buying the dress.

Is this what I missed getting married in a courthouse?

No, we didn't have a formal wedding

because this little thing called life got in the way.

All right, well, we've come this far,

why don't we let life do her thing

- for a little bit longer?

Close the deal, Tasha.

Damn it, look, Pookie, I can't take one more minute

of being criticized by that... no-style girl-child.

And that's the thing. She's a child.

She's scared, and she's afraid

that the man that she loves...

well, will turn into you.

Well, that ain't gonna happen, okay?

'Cause when God made Tasha Mack,

he smashed the mold,

burned the pieces, and smoked the ashes.

- Yeah, you're right.

There's only one Tasha Mack.

Mm-hmm.

But maybe Natalie is afraid...

...of turning into me.

Now, this... is more like it.

Nice one, Malik.

- Nice one. - Yeah, bro, thanks

for talking to the Colonel for us.

Dude, don't you get it? We here because the coach

saw us acting like a team.

And that ain't on me, dawg.

- Third team, you're up.

Let's go!

PLAYER: Ready! Set!

Okay... here's some advice from a couple that has

been there, baby, your life is about to change.

I mean, sometimes it's gonna be a bitch,

and right now, to be 100,

me and Pookie, we in bitch mode, huh?

I mean, it did kinda look like y'all were ready

- to rassle a gator at lunch. - Look, that's the point.

When you are in love,

- you gotta work it out together. - Yeah.

- And that's how teams win. - Yeah, and we've gone

through those changes. Man, when we were kids,

we didn't have nothing.

- Fast forward to...

...I don't know, we own a mansion.

- A private jet. - Mmm.

- An avocado orchard. - Avocado orchard?

It's a long story

- but Oprah owns one.

- Oh. - But that doesn't change the fact

that my heart jumps knowing I can

call this beautiful woman

- my wife. - Oh.

And I can call this bald-headed boo my man.

I'm telling you-- it's like Pookie,

he knows the real me, you know?

I can lose that mansion, I can lose the jet,

I can lose those damn avocadoes,

but...

if I lost Pookie...

Tasha, Team Kincaid's ready to ride

- the Mack Train. - Hell yeah!

My man.

What? Don't tell me. You hate it.

No, I love it.

I think that's the one.

You know what, there's gonna be a problem

because I already bought this one.

Pookie.

Oh, my God!

Well, better luck next time.

Oh, Jamison, I was starting to think nobody was gonna come.

They're not.

Everybody's kind of spent from practice,

and we gotta be back at 7:00 a.m.

- Hey, what's wrong?

No, it-- it's nothing.

No-no-no, talk to me.

I just-- I just keep hearing my dad's voice in my head.

It's one thing to fail yourself, Brit Brat, it's another thing

- to fail the people you love. - Oh.

But it-- it's not your problem.

- I'll figure something out. - Okay.

Your dad calls you Brit Brat.

- Like... Brit... - You're so annoying.

But you know what, I can...

I can at least still support Raq.

Right? You wanna go to a chill show?

I'm sorry, but I am beat.

I just wanted to see you real quick.

- Mm. - And...

and to let you know that your lucky necklace

- actually worked.

At least one of us got some luck today.

Well, I am sure

that it has a little luck left.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Excuse me, excuse-- hi, excuse me.

Raq! Raquel.

- Hey, Garret. - Brittany.

- Hey, what the hell? - I was not ready

for all these people. Someone invited

this influencer with, like, a gazillion followers,

and they tweeted about this bangin' event

where the next J.Lo is performing.

I think I know who the influencer is.

- Brit, tell me you didn't. - I-- I swear

I didn't know who he was, and I thought I was doing you

- a favor. - Hey, love, gotta go.

So if you're gonna sing, get on with it, yeah?

Yeah. Cheers.

- Was that her? - That's her. That's Avery J.

- This is officially a disaster. - No, no, okay.

Look, look, look, I know it's not your vision, right?

But, Raq, look, look at this crowd.

Give them a reason to say that they've seen Raquel Navarro

before she became the world's biggest star.

Girl, I can always count on you to tell just the right lie

at just the right time.

It's a gift.

Now go use yours, okay? You got this.

Hey, y'all, I'm Raquel Navarro,

and welcome to my living room.

Uh... Uh...

Hey, hey, everybody, sorry this didn't work out,

but we can still take this party to Joint 51.

Uh-- Ramon, tweet that and help a girl out.

- We can still do this 'cause

- the club is all set up. - No, no, it's all wrong.

- We can still make this work. - No, it's fine.

Don't worry about...

it's fine, don't worry, have fun, just go.

I'm sorry.

Remember, Joint 51.

Still don't know why you wanted me to do that.

Yeah.

I just couldn't go through with it.

Thank you for, um,

getting those people out.

Football player, fire alarm puller.

I aim to please.

And now, if we're breaking the law,

I'd like to hear you sing.

You really wanna hear me sing?

More than anything.

All right.

This is called "Out of the Dark."

♪ Hated to believe

♪ I can live my dreams

♪ Nothing's stopping me

Hey, Ma, got your call, what's going on?

I'm getting married, baby!

To who?

♪ I will leave my mark

♪ From out of the dark

♪ Oh...

♪ From out of the dark

So, me and Raquel, we're good, right?

We're good, never bet against Brittany Pitts,

the damn luckiest girl I know.

♪ From out of the dark

Are you crying?

I didn't think y'all would make it, Mom.

- I mean, y'all was a divorce

waiting to happen. I'm so glad Kai

- gets to grow up with her dad.

♪ From out of the dark

♪ Oh, from out of the dark

♪ Oh...

That...

...that was stunning.

And so are you.

Kai-Kai! Hey! Yo!

Your mom and dad are getting married again!

Black love is real, lil sis! Baby, Black love is real!

Yay! I love you, Mommy! I love you, Daddy!

- Love you, too, boo-boo. - Love you, too, baby girl.

- Pow-pow! - Pow-pow!

- Yeah. - Thank you, thank you very much.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today

to join these two beautiful souls.

Tasha, do you take Pookie here to be your Black teddy bear?

Oh... hold on, brah.

You know, we wrote our own vows.

Oh, my bad, I didn't mean to step

on your black suede wedding shoes.

Whoo.

Okay, um... Tasha Mack.

- Mm-hmm? - Mm.

Baby, we've been through a lot.

- Whoo. - Yeah.

A lot.

You know, sometimes I think to myself, you know,

just... what the hell are you doing?

You know, get out before it's too late!

And then I see you.

And I remember.

You are the trailblazer that has blazed a trail

to my heart.

And, baby, I love you forever...

and ever.

Mm-- okay, you better put out that fire

before you have a heart attack.

I was starting, yeah.

Your turn, pretty lady.

- Ahh, okay, Pookie. - Mm-hmm.

- I love you more than money. - Mmm.

I love you more than beating Oprah.

Damn!

I love you more than my jet.

- Oh, come on. - And you know how much

- I love my jet. M'kay. - I know you love that jet.

I love you more than life itself.

You will always be my man.

My heart... my rock.

Marrying Pookie Woods.

You keep me real.

And I will love you until the day I die.

- Word. - Word.

I now pronounce you husband...

and wife.

- Brother. - Yeah?

Kiss your chocolate bride.

Hell, yeah.

Ooh-- uh-- hello, Garret.

Nice to see a lot more of you.

Oh, hey, Brittany, you got any juice?

We're out of juice, but I'll get you something better.

- Oh, will you now? - Mm-hmm.

- Good night, Brittany. - Good night, Garret.

Was it good? Was it good?

Are you two, like, a thing?

Mmm, Mama always said things happen for a reason,

and that fine hunk of a man is a hell of a reason.

Hey, maybe this can be a reason, too.

- What is this? - All the money

I made at the club tonight, to apologize.

We good?

Hell no, we ain't good, but we closer.

- 828, ho. - 828, trick.

Now, this is my favorite Pookie time.

Hey, Malik, hey, man, I just wanted to say,

I'm a big fan of you, of course, and just been

watching your career for years.

Yeah, great, watch it from a distance.

Yeah, I guess we won't be needing those lawyers.

Ahh.

Hey, what's this?

"Threesomes in Heaven"?

- Malik, what is this?

Don't look at me like that, give me this, give me this,

this is personal, none of your business, okay?

Come on, it's time for the couples dance.

Mm-hmm, the threesome dance.

- Ooh. - Watch your step.

I'm watching it, baby.

All right, here we go, come on.

♪ Forever mine

Dawg, No Nut November sucks.

- Wanna dance? - Ahh, what the hell, come on.

♪ Oh, baby...

♪ I wanna love you

♪ Love you strong

♪ Make it good right now

♪ To the bone

♪ To the bone...

♪ Pleasing

♪ Give you all the love

♪ You're needing

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