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♪ Work for that money
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♪ Get that money for the work
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♪ When I'm ready, I'm-a land
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♪ I'll be endin' them
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- Jamison.
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Jamison!
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♪ Hit another flow
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- ♪ Shine so bright...
- What's up!
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My fault, Zeke.
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Was I too loud?
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No, you were too long.
Look,
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coaches are arriving soon.
It's time to go.
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You're flying into
West Georgia Regional,
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and I reserved you
a pickup truck.
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A pickup?
I told you a Benz.
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Yes, but this is the South.
A truck?
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A truck says, "Honey, I know
the rules and I play by them."
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Hmm. Okay.
I see you, baby boss.
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All right, but next time,
Benz means Benz.
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- Now say it with me.
-Benz means Benz.
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Mm-hmm.
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You been at it
for five hours, Jay.
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Yeah, you just as hungry
as you was in high school.
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I try, man.
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I used to be that hungry.
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Yeah.
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No offense, Zeke,
but you don't look like
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you been that hungry
in a minute, bro.
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- Oh, well, you got jokes.
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Look, on the real,
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training camp's
starting soon,
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it's the last day
I can let you in.
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- Come on, man.
- Gotta find a new gym.
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What--what if I come
midnight to three?
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No can do.
I need this job.
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No, I--I appreciate it.
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Thank you.
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Bye, Zeke.
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Oh, and your Mack Attack
Study Sack.
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In there
there's a tablet
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with videos,
all things Keith Kincaid
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from his Pop Warner days
to his fishing trips
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to his first birthday party.
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As well as
a sports drink mock-up
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and peanut butter logs.
Homemade.
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Flight time is approximately
four hours,
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which means we've got
plenty of time
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- to go over your pitch.
- "We"?
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No, no, no, see,
me is going to Georgia.
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You are staying right here.
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No...why?
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The White Party is not gonna
plan itself, right?
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Okay. Now pick up
my dry cleaning
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and don't forget
Malik's signed jerseys.
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Oh, and I need you
to clean and organize
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all of my earrings.
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Organize? How,
by hoops and dangles?
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Alphabetical.
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Diamond, gold, and platinum.
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Now handle your business,
New School,
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so you can handle mine.
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You know, I'd do a better job
of handling yours
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if I was going with you.
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Hmm. Okay.
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There are two emergency exits
on this plane,
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so please take a moment
to locate them
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and then get the hell
off of my aircraft.
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Take your ass to work.
Thank you!
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For not flying
Tasha Mack Airlines.
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Bye bye.
Have a nice day!
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Don't get nothing
on you, girl.
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♪ I see her
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♪ She came with her ...
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- It's tilted.
- Really?
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Y'all think it's tilted?
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Yeah, I think it's tilted.
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I think he's tilted.
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Where'd he learn to do all
that handyman shit, anyway?
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Oh, it's definitely tilted.
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But you get what you pay for.
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Thank you, Miss Brittany.
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It's a smidge to the left.
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Is that better?
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Perfect.
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Malik, I got the jerseys,
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and now I'm off
to clean ear wax
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off your mother's
diamond studs.
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- Ah. Earring duty.
- Mm.
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- Yeah.
- Yo, good luck with that.
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Good luck with, um,
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whatever this is.
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So, Malik, I cut the yard,
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fixed the door,
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the TV is perfect.
Anything else?
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Nah, just take care
of them boxes
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and you're good to go, bruh.
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Yes, sir.
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Hey, look, man.
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I really appreciate this.
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With the extra cash,
I can finally join a gym.
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I can train
with a position coach.
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Well, dawg, don't thank me.
Thank my moms.
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It was her idea.
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Too much testosterone
makes me nervous.
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Yo, Malik,
hit that volume.
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It's Emmanuel Acho.
I think he talking you up.
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...and I gotta be honest:
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Malik Wright
is an embarrassment.
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Players don't get ownership
chances like this often.
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And when they do,
it's Malik Wright?
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A paraplegic-punching,
womanizing,
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immature playboy?
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Playboy? Who the hell
you calling a playboy?
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Hear me when I say this:
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this experiment
is guaranteed
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to humiliate Black folks
everywhere.
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Is this really the face
you want of Black ownership?
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My answer?
An emphatic, resounding,
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unapologetic no.
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And don't tweet at me,
don't DM me,
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-don't text me.
- Fuck you!
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-Oh, my gosh.
-I said what I said.
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We'll be back
onToday in Sports.
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Glad we got
that extended warranty.
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Bitch-ass.
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♪ You tell me, take it easy
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♪ Day by day
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Can you believe this?
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I'm nothing more than
a glorified errand girl.
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Wish I could be
a shoulder to cry on.
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I just have to focus
on this showcase--
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I mean, like, yes,
I messed up, okay?
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But I still have
a lot to offer, right?
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But how do you explain that
to Tasha Mack?
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♪ You need Tasha Mack
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♪ Or she'll fire you
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♪ You need Tasha Mack
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♪ Or we ain't got food
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- So annoying.
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See, Kate,
I'm changing the game, okay?
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So Mogulmagazine has got
to rank me higher
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than 14 this year.
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All right, y'all got Oprah
at number one?
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You need to compare
those résumés,
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'cause Tasha Mack whoops
Oprah Winfrey's ass
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all day long and
then twice on Sundays.
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Well, it sounds like
you're intent on reaching
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the top of our
100 Most Powerful Women's issue,
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and frankly,
a little obsessed with Oprah.
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Don't confuse obsession
with inspiration, okay?
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And my inspiration
is going down this year.
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- Garret.
- Yo.
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A lion don't smash
the same lion
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his whole damn life,
so why the hell should I?
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That wasn't the subtext
of the podcast.
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Oh, well, what was the subtext
of the podcast, Idris Elbow?
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It was about abstaining
from sex.
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Or any ejaculation,
for that matter.
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- Hmm.
- Have you seriously
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never heard
of No Nut November?
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- No Nut what?
- November.
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Why would anybody
intentionally abstain
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from the most pleasurable
act in existence?
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That's why God made women,
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and He wanted them
to have fun, too,
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so he created me.
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Because they want
emotional clarity,
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willpower, intellect.
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MALIK:
Blue balls?
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You talkin' about
No Nut November?
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- Oh! Not you too, man!
- Yes.
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It's a thing. It's a thing.
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It's not even November.
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- Oh, it's here.
- Wh-What is?
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Well, you said you hated
your furniture,
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so I ordered a few pieces
to, you know,
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828 Style this place up.
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- Surprise.
- Oh!
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My stuff is kinda old.
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I'm pretty sure my grandma
invented sex on that couch.
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Ew.
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- Abuelita.
- So...
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- how should we arrange it?
- I would love to,
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I just--I really
have to finish this song.
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But I trust you.
Just make it your home.
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This is Brittany.
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Name another Black person,
all right,
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that has signed a number one
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overall drafted white
quarterback.
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You can't!
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All right, this my
Jackie Robinson moment, girl.
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So you're saying that you've
officially signed Keith Kincaid,
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a player that many are calling
the next Peyton Manning,
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and I can quote you?
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Hell, you can chisel it
on Mount Rushmore.
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I might be the first
Black person there, too.
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- Okay?
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Oh, excuse me, Kate.
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I'll be back in two shakes
of a lamb's tail.
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- This better be good.
-Tasha,
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Keith Kincaid called.
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He's canceling his meeting.
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He's signing
with somebody else.
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The hell he is.
Okay, look.
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Don't nobody cancel
on Tasha Mack.
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I need you to get me
his address, okay?
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- I'm on it.
- Thank you.
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Hey. I'm sorry, Kate.
Now where were we?
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You were channeling
Jackie Robinson,
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and I was just about
to quote you.
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You know, we just might want
to put that on ice
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for a minute, okay?
But, uh,
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the Tasha Mack Agency
will be singing Keith Kincaid.
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My career highlights
to get into Baltimore:
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I had five sacks,
ten tackles,
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- and an interception.
- Oh.
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And you think that's because
you were backed up.
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Hmm?
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"No Nut November:
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How I Took My Life Back
in 30 Days"?
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What else you got up
in that hobo sack? A Walkman?
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An MC Hammer cassette tape?
Huh?
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Just remember: The squirrel with
no nuts
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climbs a tree faster
than his enemies.
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Ah! Well, the squirrel
with no nuts is stupid.
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And eventually
he gonna starve to death.
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Whoo! All right.
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Oh, yeah, uh,
I regripped all your clubs.
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Ah, familiar with
the gentleman's game, eh?
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Oh, yes, sir.
I played back in high school.
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Back-to-back state champs.
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Oh, you might want to join us
at the Owner's Open.
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Might learn something
watching me
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chop it up with
the one-percenters, huh?
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Might also not.
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No, I would
definitely love to,
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but I can't wear this.
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You don't have
to wear that, man.
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I got something for you.
And listen,
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if you come, you better be
a fly on the wall.
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I don't want to hear
a peep out of you, bruh,
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and don't you bring
your ass down there
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- and embarrass me, okay?
- Yes, sir.
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All right, man.
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Boom! That's
what I'm talking 'bout,
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and I nutted this morning
for breakfast.
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I call it Jizzing in July.
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Huh? You like that?
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Thank you.
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Hey, girl.
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What the hell did you do?
253
00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:12,377
You know, I thought I'd
828 Style the whole place up.
254
00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:14,205
Girl, look.
255
00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,729
See the color scheme?
You see?
256
00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:17,382
It's the whole
seaside vibe that you love!
257
00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:20,429
Yeah. Where's my stuff?
My coffee table?
258
00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:21,517
That old foot locker you said
259
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,692
you would get rid of
since college?
260
00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:24,476
Girl, don't worry.
261
00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,174
The mission needed that stuff
way more than we did.
262
00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:28,219
You donated my stuff
to the mission.
263
00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:29,046
Yeah.
264
00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:32,397
I gotta get my trunk.
265
00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:35,096
Raquel...wait.
266
00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,284
I'm telling you,
that vintage Rolie,
267
00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:50,285
that's the way to go.
268
00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:54,898
- Oh ho!
- Ho, ho, ho!
269
00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,813
MAN ON PA:
Playing in Group Three,
270
00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,249
-Colonel Ulysses Thatcher...
271
00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:00,904
Mr. Garret Evans,
Mr. Trey Smith,
272
00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:03,820
and Mr. El "Dee-bar-gee" Wright.
273
00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:06,040
El DeBarge, man!
Like the singer!
274
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,434
Malik, they didn't call
my name on the list.
275
00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,001
Yeah. That's 'cause
you're not playing.
276
00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,916
Hey, fellas...
277
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,484
Y'all remember Jamison.
He's my caddie.
278
00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:16,920
You gentlemen
didn't bring caddies?
279
00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:19,836
Mine couldn't make it.
He got stuck in 1965.
280
00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:23,100
Why would you bring me
if I'm not playing?
281
00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:25,625
Relax, "Beggar" Vance.
Listen, you got one job today
282
00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:26,756
and that's to make me
look good, all right?
283
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,844
Easy money.
284
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,673
- Easy money.
- Easy money.
285
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:35,286
Where is he?
Where is he?
286
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,332
Aha!
287
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,509
There's my white whale
right there.
288
00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,729
Oh, I see you.
289
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:46,254
Miss? What happened to
the stuff inside the trunk?
290
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:53,478
Raquel? What the hell
was in that trunk?
291
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:54,566
A yo-yo.
292
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,220
A yo-yo?
293
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:57,918
Raq, I will give you
$100 Cash App
294
00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,267
so you can have
a trunk full of yo-yos.
295
00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,182
Wow, you really think
money fixes everything.
296
00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:03,184
No, just everything
yo-yo-related.
297
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,620
And why wouldn't you?
If my parents bought me
298
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,188
something shiny or new
every time I lost something,
299
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,668
that would make me
a narcissist, too.
300
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,714
I'm sorry, okay?
301
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,107
I'm sorry
I threw your things away,
302
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:15,022
but, Raquel, it is a yo-yo.
303
00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:18,373
A yo-yo my mom gave to me,
that means everything?
304
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,201
Don't you have anything
in your life
305
00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,029
that you would do whatever
to protect it?
306
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:24,727
Of course not.
307
00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,557
How could you when you're
constantly running away
308
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,429
from everyone and everything
that even tries to come close?
309
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,391
Not right now, Mom.
310
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:37,827
Exactly.
311
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,791
What do you say
we make this interesting?
312
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,054
Oh, easy, Malik.
I smell a setup.
313
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:48,708
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm all about
314
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:49,883
making things interesting,
Colonel.
315
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:52,537
Let's, uh--
let's go with 5 Gs a hole.
316
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:56,846
Well, that's interesting
for a player.
317
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:59,849
Owners play
for 100 grand a hole.
318
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:02,765
Oh, shit. Oh, you wanna
make it real interesting? Okay.
319
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,594
Okay, let's do it.
320
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,908
- Mm-hmm.
321
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,519
Cash transfers only, son.
322
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,390
- Get your popcorn ready.
-Ha!
323
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:20,740
Popcorn's already ready.
324
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:23,090
Been popped.
325
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,354
It's gonna be
an interesting day, Malik.
326
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,183
Yep.
327
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,926
That's $1.8 million.
328
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,755
Keith Kincaid!
329
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,105
Tasha Mack.
We need to talk.
330
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:40,368
I'm sorry you came all this way
for nothing, Ms. Mack,
331
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,935
but, like I'd already
told your office,
332
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:44,067
- I'm done taking meetings.
- Okay, no offense, but
333
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,200
I didn't fly four hours
and drive my Black ass
334
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,418
all the way
through Klan country
335
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,203
to take no for an answer.
336
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:51,031
Look, I understand, and
I respect your hustle, ma'am,
337
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,207
but my mind is made up.
338
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,992
Oh, I respect that you're
calling me "ma'am," son.
339
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,341
But I'm not going anywhere
340
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,082
until I get that meeting
you promised me.
341
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:03,434
All right, well,
if you're staying,
342
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,088
go ahead and
grab yourself a bucket.
343
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,352
Rosie ain't gonna
milk herself.
344
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:11,138
You expect me to milk a cow?
345
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:12,748
Oh, no, ma'am.
No, I expect you
346
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,663
to get back in your little
rented pickup right there
347
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:15,707
and then you can fly back to
348
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:17,361
wherever it is
you flew in from.
349
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,801
Give me that damn bucket.
350
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,068
Rosie? Come on, heifer.
351
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:31,985
Aah!
352
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,728
You see it?
353
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,954
So, Garret.
354
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,826
What do you do with all that
money I'm paying you?
355
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,437
Well,
356
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,352
I've bought a fair amount
of zero-coupon bonds
357
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,180
to set aside for
my nieces and nephews
358
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,616
to attend university.
359
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:57,880
You don't seem like a guy
to invest in zero bonds.
360
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,709
I take risks on commodities
that become more valuable
361
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,450
as they mature, Colonel.
362
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,495
Yeah, the market's on fire
right now.
363
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,802
Oh, as in burning down.
364
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,370
It plummeted 300 points,
which means it's time to buy.
365
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:10,414
Yeah, yeah, that's what
I'm saying.
366
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,112
It's time to buy.
367
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,374
- Real estate.
- Real estate.
368
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,680
Good call. I'll double
my profit this year
369
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,987
with the Fury and dump a big
chunk of that into real estate.
370
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,293
Well, that's quite a chunk,
Colonel,
371
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:22,078
considering you did
2.5 billion last year.
372
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,820
I mean, if you believe "Forbes,"
that is.
373
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,866
- You're a subscriber, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
374
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,650
Well, listen,
I bought up Bitcoin.
375
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:29,694
It's the money of the future,
am I right?
376
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:34,177
Oh, you really shouldn't deal
in volatility, Malik.
377
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:36,005
Listen to him, Malik.
378
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,485
Garret knows
what he's talking about.
379
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:42,533
- Hey, Malik.
- Oh.
380
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:43,752
I found your balls.
381
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,850
What?
382
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,243
Got the genes
of a pro athlete.
383
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,897
What'd you expect?
384
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,638
Is it--
what is that? What is that?
385
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:01,988
Oh!
386
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,599
Steady on, Malik.
387
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,949
How much are you down
to the Colonel already?
388
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,125
He's down 300K.
389
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,866
That's a whole house,
where I'm from.
390
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:14,000
Bruh, owners don't have losses.
We have write-offs.
391
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,262
Right, but if you actually want
to win this hole,
392
00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:16,698
you might want to use
an iron.
393
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:17,786
Dawg, I'm trying
to be aggressive.
394
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,092
I'm down a whole house.
395
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,963
Yes, a cheap,
broke-down-ass house,
396
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,008
but it's still a house.
397
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,358
Remember the Dallas playoff?
398
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:25,750
When you could've scrambled,
but you checked down
399
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,578
to the running back
and got the first down?
400
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:28,971
And the next play,
you won the game?
401
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,103
Yeah.
402
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,192
So put the driver down,
403
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,628
use an iron.
404
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:34,977
You better be right.
405
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,936
Trust me, just try it out.
406
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,243
Okay?!
407
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,593
- Ha!
- Bollocks!
408
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,421
- Whoo!
409
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,597
That's what I'm talking about,
man, yeah.
410
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,211
I can't believe it!
Where is my shit?
411
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,913
Look, I'm sorry.
Okay, I--really, I didn't know--
412
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,959
- Stop.
- I didn't know!
413
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:06,269
Brit, you know, we didn't have
a lot when we were growing up.
414
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:09,925
Always moving, always
leaving something behind.
415
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,972
But my mom always made sure
I had that stupid toy.
416
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:18,238
She said it represented
her love for me.
417
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:21,023
In life I may have
highs and lows, ups and downs,
418
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,895
but she'll always be there to...
419
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,419
to catch me
when I bounce back.
420
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,509
Like a yo-yo.
421
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:29,814
I know it's stupid.
422
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:32,948
No.
423
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:37,822
I envy you,
'cause I don't have
424
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:40,564
a single possession
I would do a dumpster dive for.
425
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,828
You're dumpster diving now.
426
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,138
'Cause you're my yo-yo.
427
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,104
Give me a hug,
you little ashy-ass.
428
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,106
Oh, you want a hug
from a narcissist?
429
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,673
I--I'm--I'm sorry
I called you that.
430
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,110
Even though
that's what you are,
431
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,025
I think we should chill out
on the name calling.
432
00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:09,767
Son of a bitch.
433
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,943
- Excuse me?
- No, no, look.
434
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:16,078
Oh, son of a bitch!
435
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,559
Hey, hey.
436
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,430
Raquel. Raquel! Come here.
437
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:27,220
Soo-ey!
438
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,265
Soo-ey!
Come here, little piggy!
439
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,311
Soo-ey!
440
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,145
- All right. Hold that.
- Whoa, whoa.
441
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,060
What's wrong? Hold it.
442
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,583
Aah! Soo-ey!
443
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,846
Now, where in the world
did you learn to call hogs?
444
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,543
That's how I scared
the owners
445
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,023
into giving me what I want.
446
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,894
Gotcha. Well, you also
scared off the pigs.
447
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,158
No. Come on.
448
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,029
The day's still young.
Let's go.
449
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,948
- ♪ I'll make a bet with you
450
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:02,690
♪ But give the devil his due
451
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:05,258
Ah, yeah!
Say "new money."
452
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,303
Soo-ey! Ooh.
453
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:08,783
Okay. All right,
all right, all right.
454
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,219
Soo-ey!
455
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,134
Ha! Oh, you better
watch them forks.
456
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,614
- Okay. Ha-ha!
457
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,703
Not bad!
458
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,008
You got some Kahlua?
459
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,359
"New money." There you go.
Say it.
460
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,056
- New money. New money.
New money.
- That's it. That's it.
461
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,536
♪ And if you win you get
462
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,719
Hey.
463
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,460
Figured these might help.
464
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,288
Really?
465
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,854
Took your ass long enough.
466
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,943
You know, uh,
we need to have a sit-down,
467
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,728
'cause we haven't talked
one bit of business.
468
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,033
Not until we've picked
the corn.
469
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,774
Oh, hell no.
See, Black folk,
470
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,167
we don't pick nothing
that start with a "C."
471
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,778
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
472
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,650
Not even a little bit
of cannabis?
473
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,176
Fellas, consider this
a pre-victory celebration.
474
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,831
That's very gracious,
but I think you should've let
475
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,528
Garret buy,
since he just agreed
476
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,182
to a massive new contract.
477
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:03,142
Yes.
But I haven't signed it yet,
478
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,578
and likely never will.
479
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:07,624
What are you talking about?
480
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,539
We have a deal.
481
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,193
You had a deal with Tasha,
482
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,760
and she's not here.
I am.
483
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,631
We spent five years
in St. Louis,
484
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,459
and you never once
asked me to golf.
485
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,679
Anything
to close the deal, eh?
486
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,071
You sure you want
to play it this way?
487
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:21,899
I took you
for a smart fella.
488
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,293
You're pretty smart
yourself, Colonel,
489
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:27,818
making half a billion
this year, off our backs.
490
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,169
That should make
my demand easy.
491
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:33,215
I want to be the highest-paid
defensive player...ever.
492
00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,656
Give me a minute, dawg.
493
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,357
Colonel.
494
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,838
Owner to owner,
495
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,057
a defensive back
will never be paid
496
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,406
as much as
a franchise quarterback.
497
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,713
I say we sit his ass.
498
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,630
- Really?
- Yeah. Oh, really.
499
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,197
He's our biggest ticket draw.
500
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,590
He's got the third best-selling
jersey in the league,
501
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,026
and by himself,
he's responsible
502
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,724
for 2.3 victories a season,
503
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,291
which means last year
we wouldn't have
504
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,770
made the playoffs,
and the year before,
505
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,381
we wouldn't have won
the championships,
506
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:09,947
which let me move the team
to Vegas
507
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,601
and double the value
of my franchise.
508
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,215
But you would sit him.
509
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,569
Look, there he is.
There he is.
510
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:26,137
Little man with the yo-yo,
how much?
511
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,227
Ew! Y'all smell
like toilet shit.
512
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,750
You know what?
I'm-a take it.
513
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,447
Look, hey, hey. Came out
of the same dumpster as you.
514
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:32,796
Hmm.
515
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:33,797
Twenty dollars?
516
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,148
Fifty.
517
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:39,760
Okay. Sold,
518
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:40,804
to the little boy
with the filthy mouth.
519
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,110
So what's your cash app?
520
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:44,199
Lady, do I look like
I got Cash App?
521
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,157
Okay.
522
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:50,205
How would you like
a $600 pair of shades?
523
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,251
How would you like
to kiss my ass?
524
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,904
Okay.
525
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,689
- He's delightful. Yeah.
- Yes, he is.
526
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:56,820
You know what? Um...
527
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:59,214
Watch this hustler, Raq.
I'll be back.
528
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,824
Where you going?
529
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:03,305
I, uh...
I need to make this right.
530
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:16,971
- Boy, there sure is no quit
in you, Malik.
531
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,538
A lesser man would be
crying in the clubhouse,
532
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:20,714
if they were down
200 large on the last hole.
533
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,065
You just gonna stand there
and look stupid
534
00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:25,327
or you gonna help me
read this putt?
535
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:29,549
Okay, so this is a double
breaker against the grain.
536
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:32,116
Obviously.
What the hell does that mean?
537
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,510
It's just about 15 feet.
538
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,295
Just a little bit over
your practice mat at home.
539
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,166
We ain't
at the barbershop, fool.
540
00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:41,343
Clear your mind.
Own the shot.
541
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:43,040
Pressure's on him.
That's why he keeps on talking.
542
00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,477
- Mm-hmm.
- He's nervous because he knows
543
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,348
if you can beat him...
544
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:47,828
you can be him.
545
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,003
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
546
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,529
Colonel, it's a double breaker
against the grain.
547
00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,314
Man, this is a tough putt.
548
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,880
I like where this is going.
549
00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:59,405
So if I miss,
550
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:00,710
I pay double.
551
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:01,624
If I make it...
552
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,759
Jamison gets an invite
to the training camp.
553
00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:07,108
Are you bloody mad?
554
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:08,979
- Malik, what are you doing?
555
00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:11,112
He's thinking like an owner.
556
00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:12,243
Deal.
557
00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:31,959
Damn it!
558
00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:41,055
When you have
emotional clarity,
559
00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:43,405
you won't make emotional
decisions like this bet.
560
00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:46,756
Always, always put
the organization first, Malik.
561
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,324
- This kid.
562
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,674
He's bad press. He'll never be
part of our organization.
563
00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:53,415
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
564
00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:55,591
So what if I would've
made that putt?
565
00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:57,027
I knew you wouldn't.
566
00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:02,859
TASHA:
I got the munchies.
567
00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,774
Think I got
an emergency snack.
568
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,779
You like peanut butter logs?
569
00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:12,216
- Do you?
- Hell, yeah! I love 'em!
570
00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:14,218
- Okay, well, who doesn't?
- Man, my mom,
571
00:23:14,262 --> 00:23:16,569
she'd always pack me
a bag full of these
572
00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:18,440
whenever I went fishing.
573
00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:21,051
I'd throw an extra one out
into the pond for good luck,
574
00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:23,619
and I never
came back empty-handed.
575
00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:25,273
You know what?
I think me and your mama,
576
00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:26,970
we could've been girls.
577
00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:28,145
The thought of that
makes me pretty happy.
578
00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:30,670
Well, good,
'cause you know what?
579
00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:32,759
When you sign with me,
you not just a client,
580
00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:34,543
you family.
581
00:23:34,587 --> 00:23:36,806
I--I can't.
582
00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:39,635
I'm sorry, I--
I can't do it.
583
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,160
I thought we were connecting.
584
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:44,771
- Oh, no, we are--
- You scared
585
00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:46,599
you gonna be the only
white franchise quarterback
586
00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:48,601
- with a Black agent.
- What? Come on! Hell, no.
587
00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:51,255
That's--my fiancée's Black.
588
00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:54,563
I'm--I'm down with the brown
all over town.
589
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:55,999
I just--I--
590
00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:57,479
I just--I--
591
00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:59,612
I want to be a part of
the Billionaire Boys Club
592
00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:02,223
by the time I'm 30,
and I...
593
00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:04,530
I don't think you got
the balls to get me there.
594
00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:05,835
Wow.
595
00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:08,490
- Ain't this a bitch?
596
00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:11,188
You know, I got one client,
597
00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:12,494
highest-paid safety
in the league,
598
00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:14,583
and another one
that's set to be an owner.
599
00:24:14,627 --> 00:24:15,671
And you sitting up here
worrying
600
00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:16,977
'cause I got a damn vagina?
601
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,805
You know, you shouldn't
sign with Nike.
602
00:24:18,848 --> 00:24:20,067
You should have your own shoe,
603
00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:21,416
and you shouldn't
endorse Gatorade,
604
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,026
you should have
your own damn drink.
605
00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:28,728
- "Kincaid-ade."
- Mm-hmm.
606
00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:30,730
- That's pretty sweet.
- I know.
607
00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:32,906
See, with me, you'd be
a billion-dollar brand
608
00:24:32,949 --> 00:24:34,603
by the time you were 25,
609
00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:37,301
but you're too damn stupid
to realize it.
610
00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:39,695
- I'm sorry, I just--
- Yeah, you're stupid,
611
00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:41,262
'cause stupid is as stupid does,
612
00:24:41,305 --> 00:24:42,785
you damn Forrest Gump
hillbilly-ass!
613
00:24:44,395 --> 00:24:45,701
You know what?
614
00:24:45,745 --> 00:24:46,920
Give me this weed.
615
00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:48,182
I wouldn't represent you
if you was
616
00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:50,184
the last redneck on earth.
617
00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:52,012
How you like them balls, huh?
618
00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:04,459
There goes my owner.
619
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,460
Dawg, I might not be built
620
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,593
for this ownership shit,
Caleb.
621
00:25:07,636 --> 00:25:10,204
Thought I was at the goal line,
about to score.
622
00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:11,335
Not even on the damn field.
623
00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:12,728
Don't sweat that shit, man.
624
00:25:12,772 --> 00:25:14,425
Golf ain't
no real sport anyway.
625
00:25:14,469 --> 00:25:17,298
It's not just about golf, dawg.
626
00:25:17,341 --> 00:25:18,647
I didn't speak the language.
627
00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:20,127
It's like Jamison fit in
more than me,
628
00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:21,389
and he's been in Shawshank.
629
00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:24,914
Keeping it 100?
That shit was embarrassing.
630
00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:26,481
- So what?
631
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,614
You Malik El DeBarge Wright.
You got this!
632
00:25:28,657 --> 00:25:30,920
That's easy for you to say,
fool, you dead.
633
00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:33,488
- That's a low blow, Malik.
634
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,229
Malik?
635
00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:36,491
You got company.
636
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:39,102
Macy, Tracy, and Stacy!
637
00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:42,279
I don't speak French,
but I can spell menage à trois!
638
00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:43,803
This'll make us both
feel good.
639
00:25:43,846 --> 00:25:45,282
Okay, great.
640
00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:47,676
I'm feeling better already.
641
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,590
What's up, ladies?
642
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,854
Hey, man, I'm-a head back
to the crib.
643
00:25:51,898 --> 00:25:54,074
But I will be back to paint
your kitchen island tomorrow.
644
00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:55,423
No, dawg,
you ain't got to bounce.
645
00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:57,904
Stay.
Partake in the delicacies.
646
00:25:57,947 --> 00:26:00,646
Ah, thank you,
but I'm cool.
647
00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:02,517
Plus I got an early morning
training session.
648
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,953
Good.
I don't like him anyway.
649
00:26:03,997 --> 00:26:05,433
He always killing my vibe.
650
00:26:05,476 --> 00:26:06,826
You wouldn't be
buying into
651
00:26:06,869 --> 00:26:08,479
this No Nut November
nonsense, now, would you?
652
00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:10,743
Whatever it takes, right?
653
00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:13,615
But you enjoy.
654
00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,008
I'll holla at you tomorrow.
655
00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:21,101
Yo, Jamison!
Hold up, dawg.
656
00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:22,755
- I'll give you a ride.
- Aw, hell, no.
657
00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,626
- You sure?
- Yep!
658
00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:26,497
You can't do a brother
like this.
659
00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:28,021
All right, ladies,
I'll be back in a second.
660
00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:29,239
Y'all have a little fun.
661
00:26:29,283 --> 00:26:31,590
Ain't no fun if Caleb
can't have none!
662
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,069
Bar's by the pool.
663
00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:34,723
Damn you, Malik.
664
00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:39,206
Yeah, that's Rock the Baby.
But...
665
00:26:39,249 --> 00:26:41,425
Hey, little man.
666
00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:42,644
His name's Darius.
667
00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:44,037
Hey, Darius.
668
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,560
Look what I got.
669
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:48,215
Oh, fuck!
A Malik Wright jersey?
670
00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:50,870
- Unleash the Fury!
- Eh, not so fast.
671
00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:52,175
It'll cost you
one orange yo-yo.
672
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:54,351
And, hey,
673
00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:56,005
stop all that damn cussing.
Okay?
674
00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:57,964
You got it. Anything.
675
00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,748
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
676
00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:03,839
Hey, yo, I got lucky
at the mission.
677
00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:06,320
An autographed Fury jersey.
678
00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:08,627
We can get five C-notes
for this, easy, Grandmama!
679
00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:13,327
He a hustler.
680
00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:14,328
He is.
681
00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:18,201
You should handle that, Brit.
682
00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:20,813
I really should.
683
00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:25,121
Come on.
684
00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:26,993
- You really smell bad.
- So do you.
685
00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:28,342
Steadman!
686
00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:30,257
I didn't get my white whale
687
00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:32,215
and I smell like pee
and poverty.
688
00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:34,565
I'm so sorry to hear that,
Ms. Mack,
689
00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:36,567
but I'm sure in the end,
you'll win.
690
00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:39,005
Oh. Thank you, Steady.
691
00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:41,703
You know, you always know how
to make a mogul feel better.
692
00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:44,445
Any time.
693
00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:48,971
Colonel.
694
00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:50,712
To what do I owe the pleasure?
695
00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:52,366
Tasha, Tasha, Tasha.
696
00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:54,107
I thought we were friends.
697
00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:56,587
I was beginning to think
we could be more,
698
00:27:56,631 --> 00:27:58,720
but what Garret did
this afternoon
699
00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:01,505
- was not very friendly at all.
- What the hell happened?
700
00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:03,420
What happened was,
you and I had a deal,
701
00:28:03,464 --> 00:28:05,858
- and Garret reneged.
- He what?
702
00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:08,469
Look, let's not overreact,
okay?
703
00:28:08,512 --> 00:28:10,427
I'll handle it
as soon as I land.
704
00:28:10,471 --> 00:28:12,081
Will it be handled
over drinks?
705
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:14,605
Or maybe dinner at my place?
706
00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:17,913
Why the hell not?
Drinks, not dinner.
707
00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:20,220
Book it.
708
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:26,182
Damn.
709
00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:28,837
Damn, dawg,
where the hell we going?
710
00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:30,447
We still in Vegas?
711
00:28:30,491 --> 00:28:33,276
Yes, man, we are still
in Sin City,
712
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,496
- just a darker part.
- Clearly.
713
00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:38,107
Sir, you lost 400 Gs today,
my man.
714
00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:39,500
- Feel like I should
715
00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:40,849
give you some
gas money or something.
716
00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:44,940
I can't lie, dawg.
That shit stings!
717
00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:48,117
But not as much as
No Nut November.
718
00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:50,032
I'm thinking about doing it.
719
00:28:50,076 --> 00:28:51,512
You should.
I think it'll surprise you.
720
00:28:51,555 --> 00:28:54,384
Hmm. Just the thought of it
makes me cringe.
721
00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:56,604
Like what if I get to day six
722
00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:59,781
and I have a wet dream?
Like a long, slow,
723
00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:01,870
soft wet dream?
724
00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:06,266
Then you start over.
725
00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:08,007
You know, you just
work it till you win.
726
00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:10,487
Yo, this is me
right here on the right.
727
00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:14,187
This reminds me
of the shithole
728
00:29:14,230 --> 00:29:15,623
Moms and I
lived in in Richmond.
729
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:18,191
I remember when I made
the league. Pssh.
730
00:29:18,234 --> 00:29:20,106
Bought that dump
and tore it down.
731
00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:22,151
One of the best days
of my life.
732
00:29:22,195 --> 00:29:23,979
It's not that bad, man.
733
00:29:24,023 --> 00:29:25,720
Plus, home is where
you lay your head at, right?
734
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,984
If you say so.
735
00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,899
Thank you for the ride, Malik.
736
00:29:31,857 --> 00:29:33,815
No problem, dawg.
737
00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:44,870
♪ I was down bad, yo
738
00:30:04,106 --> 00:30:06,065
- Down bad
739
00:30:06,108 --> 00:30:08,023
- Lookin' up
740
00:30:10,199 --> 00:30:11,244
♪ I was on my own shit
741
00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:13,507
♪ I had my own way
742
00:30:16,205 --> 00:30:17,728
♪ Now your girl up on my block
743
00:30:17,772 --> 00:30:19,730
♪ She don't say nothin', hey
744
00:30:36,922 --> 00:30:38,445
Yo.
745
00:30:38,488 --> 00:30:40,099
♪ They can never look at...
746
00:30:41,056 --> 00:30:42,362
Dawg, I was wrong.
This is actually
747
00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:43,885
the real shithole right here.
748
00:30:46,061 --> 00:30:47,715
Bruh, you living in here?
749
00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:51,980
All my ends
goes to training, so...
750
00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:54,853
...it's the cost of success.
751
00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:56,637
Dawg, if you need
a place to crash,
752
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,856
just ask me, man.
753
00:30:57,899 --> 00:31:00,423
- I'm--I'm good, Malik.
- No, no, no.
754
00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:01,772
No. You're not good.
755
00:31:01,816 --> 00:31:03,557
Bruh, even the rats ain't good
up in here.
756
00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:06,560
Malik...
757
00:31:06,603 --> 00:31:07,778
Look around you, man.
758
00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:10,346
Hmm? What do you see?
759
00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:12,392
Uh, two crackheads
760
00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:14,263
having nasty sex
in a corner right there,
761
00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:15,656
a 3-legged pit bull
trying to figure out
762
00:31:15,699 --> 00:31:16,875
what the hell went wrong,
763
00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:17,788
and a crackhead
on the corner--
764
00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:18,920
There's no protesters here.
765
00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:22,054
There's no finger pointing.
There's no judgment.
766
00:31:25,622 --> 00:31:26,623
I'm free here.
767
00:31:27,668 --> 00:31:29,496
Bruh, do me a favor.
768
00:31:29,539 --> 00:31:31,106
Pack up all your shit--
769
00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,369
better yet,
burn all your shit...
770
00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:34,675
- Can't do that.
- Yes, you can,
771
00:31:34,718 --> 00:31:35,806
because you're
moving in with me.
772
00:31:35,850 --> 00:31:36,938
- I can't do that.
- My home
773
00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:38,940
is my organization, brother,
774
00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:40,681
and you're a part
of my organization now.
775
00:31:40,724 --> 00:31:41,856
Temporarily.
776
00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:46,687
Sure about that?
777
00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:47,906
Uh, no.
778
00:31:49,951 --> 00:31:51,997
Just stay away from me
for the next 30 days.
779
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,520
I sleepwalk and I don't want
to get you pregnant.
780
00:31:53,563 --> 00:31:54,825
Get your shit. Come on.
781
00:32:04,531 --> 00:32:05,314
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
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