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[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[all cheering]

- Ladies, no! No running in the halls!

- [screaming] - What the fuck?

[cheering continues]

all: ♪ Kappa girls are we, and everywhere we are ♪

♪ We wear the sacred letters, K-B-R ♪

- It's 7:45 in the morning. What is happening?

- Is she in trouble, or are they celebrating her?

- I don't know. I'm just copying to be safe.

- Leighton Murray, you have been elected

Kappa Social Chair for next year!

- Me?

- Do you accept this crucial role

in our sisterhood? - I do!

[all cheering]

- The position comes with one of the absolute best rooms

in the house.

I'm so excited for you to move in.

- Whoa. So you're, like, moving to Kappa next year?

- Um, uh, yeah. Yeah, I guess I am.

- Let's go, ladies.

[all cheering]

all: ♪ Kappa girls are we, and everywhere we are ♪

♪ We wear the sacred letters, K-B-R ♪

♪ Kappa girls are we, and everywhere we are... ♪

- Wait. Where's Kimberly?

- I just got pulled into their group like a riptide.

Hoo.

- ♪ Apply pressure, so extra ♪

[singing indistinctly]

♪ They say I'm doing too much 'cause they're basic ♪

♪ 'Bout to level up again, so they hate this ♪

♪ I'm showing them... ♪

- All right, everyone, as you know,

the year is nearing its end,

and your housing forms are due soon.

If you don't submit one,

you'll have to enter the rooming lottery.

- And live with the weirdos and losers no one else wants?

Oh, no, thank you. That sounds bleak as hell.

- Truth.

- Well, as y'all heard at dawn, I'm moving into Kappa,

and I am feeling very blessed. [chuckles]

So please do remove me from this floor's text thread.

- Damn, okay. - And for those of you

who haven't figured it out yet, I advise you to think on it.

The deadline is coming up fast.

- Uh, Frude, related question--

if someone sort of destroyed their walls

by putting up wallpaper using cheap glue,

would his or her or their parents be charged for that?

- Most definitely. - Okay.

Uh, second related question--

does anyone here have some spackle?

- ♪ Driving for hours ♪

♪ And passed your house ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Down to the moment and still I found ♪

- Hey. [door closes]

Can I ask you something? - Um, yeah, for sure.

What's up?

- Do you want to room with me again next year?

- Oh, my gosh, yes, I was thinking the same thing,

but I felt like a total loser for asking.

- Totally. I have zero interest in moving into the Kappa house.

And I like that we already know each other's quirks.

- Oh, what are my quirks?

Wait. Actually, I don't want to know.

- Okay.

But sometimes you talk to someone named Grandma Joan

in your sleep. - Oh, I've heard that before.

People gossiped a lot about it at camp.

Um, should we consider a triple and include Bela

or, uh, doubles and just us?

- Maybe we consider both?

- Sure. [door opens]

- Hey, guys. - Bela.

- When the door is closed, you knock.

- It's the end of the year.

Those rules don't apply anymore.

Look at this--I'm in a magazine, and I look great.

- You do, sitting at the piano looking like a sexy Beethoven.

- Ah. - I can't wait to read it.

But I got to get to class. - Ugh. Fine.

But, Kimberly, clear out your schedule because we're gonna

pass these out to every student on campus.

- Ooh, how many copies did you grab?

- Like, 75. Come on.

Hey, read this. I'm featured on pages 31 and 32.

Oh, and in the table of contents. [squeals]

- Bela, you come off amazing in this.

- I know, right?

Dude, this could be, like, huge for my career.

I sent it to tina.fey at all the big emails.

- [gasps] I'm so happy for you.

You've been working so hard, and it's finally paying off.

- Thanks, man.

Hey, uh, have you and Whit talked about housing stuff

for next year yet? - Oh. Um, no.

What were you thinking? - I'm gonna move off-campus

with Evangeline and Joe from the comedy magazine.

- Oh, okay, that makes sense. - Yeah, it's gonna be great.

We're gonna live together, write together,

maybe try drugs together.

It's gonna be like "SNL" from the '70s

but, like, with way more women and nonwhites.

- Okay.

- We'll still hang out all the time, though.

- Yeah, for sure. - Bela!

This article rules. - Aw, that's so sweet.

Um, this is Jorja.

She's one of the newer writers from "The Foxy."

- Hey, I'd love to send you some pieces, um,

I've been working on and get your thoughts on them.

- I'd be happy to help. - Oh, my God, thank you.

Amazing. I'll text you later.

- [gasps] That was awesome.

You're like a campus celebrity. - I know, right? I kind of am.

- Ah, you're more famous than that chubby squirrel

we feed French fries to.

- Oh, my God, I haven't seen him in a while.

- Me neither.

- Oh, no.

[electronic music]

- Well, then with all due respect,

President Lacey is a giant penis who hates all women.

Quote me, bitch!

- We are making friends like usual, huh?

- Essex just cut our funding in half.

- Seriously? - This is gonna kill us.

- Wait. Why would they do that? - Uh, I don't know.

Maybe because the cis, white, hetero, male board

doesn't care about women or trans or nonbinary folk.

Why don't you take a seat?

Help us figure out what we can do.

- No, I'm good.

I, um--I was just popping in

on my way to a very important Kappa event.

- Oh, something that no one has ever said in this building.

- Well, I am sure you'll find your fix, okay?

But for the future,

why don't you just let Tova handle the calls, okay?

They are much more likable than you.

- I just said that about myself.

- Good news, everyone-- guess who just made us $40

by donating blood at two different locations?

- Ginger, are you okay? You look really pale.

- I can't lose this place! - Okay.

- ♪ Yeah, I just wanna... ♪

- Hey. When you're done with that work,

can I talk to you for a sec? - Oh, this isn't work.

I'm trying to figure out what it's called

when 4 people 69.

I think it's 138-ing.

- Well, I feel kind of weird for saying this,

but I think I have feelings for a coworker.

- Kimberly, I am so flattered, but I don't see you that way.

- This is about Canaan. I don't know what to do.

Obviously, I can't talk to my roommates about it

because of Whitney and him.

- Listen, I totally get why you're into him.

Canaan is a hot boy with rippling muscles

and two heaping scoops of ass.

But you and I both know that you can't act on this.

It could totally blow up your friend group,

your rooming situation, and your work life.

It ain't worth it.

- I know, but maybe he has feelings for me, too.

- He does not. - How do you know?

- I know his type, and you're not it.

He told me you remind him of his third-grade teacher.

- Maybe she was really cool.

- He said she had cankles. - Oh, got it.

- And that would be you in the situation.

- Yeah, I said "I got it." - I'm so sorry.

I feel like I shot Bambi.

But if I were you, I would avoid him

for the rest of the year and forget about it.

- Yeah, I know you're right.

- Listen, we all have crushes that we can't act on,

like me and the Pepsi delivery guy.

Sure, I left him Polaroids of my tits in his truck,

but that is as far as I'll take it because I'm a professional.

- Oh, I think he can hear you. - Yeah, I want him to.

Hey, Jorge!

- ♪ Yeah, we got it like that ♪

♪ Yeah, we got it like that ♪

- You're declaring your major? - Yeah.

I'm officially on the biochemistry

and biophysics track.

- So you're gonna do the same major as your boyfriend?

- He is not my boyfriend. - Hmm.

- But I do think I'm his girlfriend--it's bad.

- Whitney, you don't like him.

You need to end this before you take 30 more classes with him

and end up marrying his ass.

- I will handle it.

I am going to talk to him today.

- Great. You've only tried to break up with him

two other times before, so hopefully this one will stick.

- ♪ Duh, duh-duh, duh, duh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Making me go boy crazy ♪

♪ All of a sudden, baby, I... ♪

- How's everyone doing?

- What the hell, Bela?

This article is entirely about you.

- It literally says your name

more than the name of our magazine.

How did this happen?

- I'm so sorry. I have no idea.

I would have assumed he would have written about all of us.

[students groan]

Maybe the reporter has a crush on me or something.

- Nice try.

He's seeing someone,

which he told me after he rejected me brutally.

- Then I have no idea how this happened.

This is so strange.

- It makes it look like you created "The Foxy"

all by yourself.

- Did he show this to you before he printed it?

- No. If he had, I would have asked him to photoshop

my boobs to look bigger.

You know what?

I-I'll reach out to him right now

and make sure he prints a retraction.

- It's fine. Let's just forget it.

- I don't think I can.

In fact, you're uninvited to my half-birthday party.

For those of you who are coming,

I'm registered at Claire's.

And I would like it if at least one of you RSVP'd.

You can right now vocally.

both: No. - Uh-uh.

[murmuring] - Let's get back to work.

♪ ♪

- There she is.

Hi, honey.

- Hi, Dad. [both chuckle]

Hey, um, can we talk about the shirt?

- Yes. I just wanted to show the world

how much I support you. - That's great.

It just makes it seem like you're proud to be a gay dad.

- Because I am. And I just want--

Oh.

That's why the barista called me "zaddy."

Yes.

- Oh, sweetheart. - Hi.

- Oh, you look great. - Thanks.

- And your father told me.

- That I'm a lesbian? Yes, I am.

- I just wish you felt comfortable

telling me yourself.

- You are not exactly the chillest.

I seem to remember you crying

when I asked to wear sneakers on vacation.

- It was St. Barts.

We could have run into Lorne Michaels.

Well, I read several articles about what to say to you.

So I acknowledge your sexuality, and I love you.

- Love you, too.

So are you excited to go to the Kappa Spring Festival?

- Oh, honey, I have been looking forward

to going to this event with you since the moment you got in.

And I cannot wait to see which of my classmates

have aged poorly. [giggles]

- Well, you girls have fun.

I'm off to destroy the only copy

of a very hurtful op-ed I wrote in 1992.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- What are you doing?

- I'm sifting through a bag of beans.

Lila thinks she dropped an AirPod in here.

- Hmm. - What happened to your shirt?

- Oh, I tripped and spilled a gallon of oat milk on myself.

- Oh. Ooh.

- [grunts]

Oh, will I be seeing you at the Theta party tonight?

- No. I don't think I can make it.

- Too bad.

If you change your mind, text me.

- Yeah.

- How do I look?

- Dry. - Right.

[both laugh] See ya.

- ♪ Okay, okay ♪

♪ Yummy, yummy, yummy, I can feel your tummy ♪

♪ You can eat it for dessert ♪

- There she is. - Oh, my God.

Hi. [groans]

- Ready to watch me kill this presentation?

Whoop-whoop. - [chuckles oddly] Yeah.

- Is something up?

- Uh...

yes, but don't worry about it.

I don't want to throw you off. We can just talk after class.

- No, let's talk about it now-- I'm not gonna be able to focus

on my experiment if you don't tell me.

- I think we should break up. - Shit.

Okay, it's not what I thought you were gonna say.

- I'm sorry.

- No, it's--it's cool.

We're both super busy.

So this is, like-- - Yeah.

- It's mutual. It's good.

- Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm fine.

Let's get in there-- as friends.

Come on.

So I'll keep titrating the solution

until some precipitate forms,

which according to my estimate should...

should, uh...

Sorry.

Lost my focus. Um...

- Dude, are you crying?

- No, my eyes are just really humid right now.

Anyway, so, if you'll focus on the bottom of the beaker,

you'll see... [grunts]

[cries] Okay, now, yes, I am crying.

I think I need a minute alone in the hallway.

[laughter, indistinct chatter]

- So, Ashlie...

are you excited to be Kappa president next year?

- Oh, my goodness, yes.

- You know, I was president my senior year.

- Mm-hmm.

- And I got us a computer with the Internet on it.

- Oh, wow. - You did.

- Cool story, Mom.

- Buckle up, Ashlie. You're in for a lot.

I'm on the alumni board.

And every day it feels like some new crisis.

- A Kappa crisis? Like what?

Did they install unflattering lighting in the bathrooms?

[laughter] - No.

Did you hear what happened at the Syracuse chapter?

- No.

- They banned the word "sisterhood."

- Why would they do that?

- Well, they said it's not accurate

and that some of their members aren't women.

- What? - Oh, I don't know.

I actually think that's a good thing,

you know, to create more inclusive language

for trans and nonbinary folks.

- Well, I just think if you don't see yourself as a woman,

then form your own group. - Mm.

- Let us be sisters.

- But how can they form their own clubs with no support

or funding from the school, you know?

- Just to be clear, my best friend is a homosexual.

- [gasps] Ralph? - Yes.

- Ah, love Ralph. - Isn't he funny?

- I know! - Sure. I'm gay, too.

But, um, that is actually meaningless

in the context of this conversation, isn't it?

- Leight, can I borrow you for a sec?

Look, I know these boomer alums

aren't the most up to date on things,

but today is sort of about getting

donation checks from them.

I promise, it's not worth engaging.

- Right, but if we don't engage with them,

then who is going to?

- Maybe just go talk to somebody else.

[indistinct chatter]

[electronic music]

- ♪ I got this feeling ♪

♪ I've been dreaming in a sequence... ♪

- Oh, Zoe, I don't mean to rub it in,

but you really missed out on not going to that econ banquet

with Canaan. - Huh?

What econ banquet?

- The one where Canaan got that award.

It was so fun, and the food was so good.

I loaded up on soup,

and then I realized it was just the appetizer.

- Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

- He said he invited you

before he invited me and you were busy.

- That definitely did not happen.

- Will you excuse me a moment?

Lila? - Hmm?

- You want to go to that Theta party tonight?

- Bitch, I've been going to go,

and I'm wearing a dress that makes my tits sing.

- Thanks again for meeting up with me.

- Of course. I'm happy to.

Oh, and thank you for meeting me during your final exam.

No other times worked for me. - You're just so impressive.

I want to learn as much as I can from you.

- [chuckles]

So I read your packet.

And I think you should consider quitting "The Foxy."

- Quit?

- Jorja, I think you're cool and smart and funny.

And in that way, you really remind me of myself.

But not everyone who's cool and smart and funny

has what it takes to be a comedy writer.

- Okay.

- Oh, you know what I think you'd be great at?

Advertising. - What?

- I bet you could write really cute commercials

for, like, cleaning products or, like, a clever yogurt ad.

- I'm not really interested in that.

Do you seriously not have any feedback for me

on anything I wrote?

- I could tell you all the things

that didn't really work in here, but I just don't think

that's a good use of either of our time.

- Wow.

At least you're honest. - Always. You got this, Jorja.

I mean, not this but something else.

Oh, did you want me to throw this away for you?

♪ ♪

- Thank you so much for these. They're gonna do a lot of good.

Kappa kisses. [smooches]

Bye.

[laughter, indistinct chatter]

- Honey? - Hmm?

- Are you okay? You've been quiet all day.

- Yeah, I don't know. Uh...

I, um...

I don't think I want this anymore.

- Oh, sweetie, here. What is going on?

- I wanted to be in Kappa just like you,

but I don't feel like me when I'm here.

- I think you've just changed.

And that's okay. - I'm really sorry.

I know how bad that you wanted this for me.

And I just didn't want to let you down.

- Oh, no, no, stop.

I just want you to be happy.

If you don't want to be in Kappa, then don't.

Life is too short to waste on things

that don't bring you happiness.

That's why we don't see Grandma anymore.

- I love you, Mom.

- Oh, I love you so much, Leighton.

- Lovely to see you, Mimi. - Oh, always a pleasure, Mona.

Kappa kisses.

Oh, what a dumb whore, am I right?

- [laughs] Oh, my God.

- You know, she once asked me

how to spell the word "biscuit."

- Mom, you are such a bitch.

Oh, my God, we would have been good friends in college.

- Oh, for sure, we would have been.

- ♪ Can't hear what you're saying ♪

- Last pregame of freshman year.

Let's go! all: Yeah!

- Whoo!

- ♪ Just lose that attitude ♪

♪ You know, you know you got to lose that attitude ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Give me, give me all that I like ♪

- God, I can't believe this is the last shot

we'll take in this room-- I could cry.

- Guys, can I just say that this is

the hottest we've ever looked?

I mean, Whitney, that dress--

serving purple and serving tits?

You look like a sexy Barney. - [laughs]

- Thank you. Thank you.

Listen, I'm single,

and I'm ready to end this year with a bang.

- Ow! - Okay, well, I am just excited

to have fun with my girls. - Aw, me too.

- Holy shit.

- Hmm? - Guys, stop!

- What's wrong? - I'm getting canceled.

- What? - This girl from "The Foxy"

is blasting my ass on social media.

- I'm sure it's not that bad. - Yeah.

- "Five things I learned

at Essex's so-called feminist comedy magazine."

- Maybe it's a nice post. She said she learned things.

- "Bela Malhotra is a misogynistic comedy dictator

who hates all women, including herself"?

Fuck, this is so bad.

Oh, my God, I'm gonna have to quit comedy

and become a pharmacist like all my dumb cousins.

- There has to be a misunderstanding.

- Yeah, agreed. I mean, you definitely don't hate yourself.

If anything, you like yourself too much.

- Exactly.

- Listen, just talk to this girl tomorrow

and smooth it over. - Yeah.

- You don't need to let it ruin your night.

- I'm with Whitney.

I mean, the girl has, like, 40 followers, okay?

Nobody will ever see that. - Yeah, you're right.

All right, um, let's take one more shot before we go.

- Yes! - Thank you.

- That's what I'm talking about.

- Or we could take a five-minute nap and then go.

- Are you fucking kidding me? - All right.

- ♪ Is it desire? ♪

[indistinct chatter]

♪ ♪

- Shit! This party is going off!

- My favorite bitches!

- What's up? - Yeah!

Welcome to the Dare or Dare Party.

You are obligated to do the dare

written on the bottom of your cup.

- Oh! - What kind of dares?

- Oh, I read them all.

On this side of the table, they're horny.

And here, they're just plain nasty.

I took one of both. - Oh.

- "Smash face with a redhead"?

- Ooh, I want that one. - Okay.

- Thank you. - Damn it, Jocelyn.

I'm not gonna jiggle a stranger's tit at this party.

- "Twerk"? I can't twerk.

I wasn't allowed to dance with my bottom half growing up.

We don't actually have to do these, do we?

- Oh, Jocelyn seems to think we do.

[laughter] - Oh, my God.

- That is a lot of tongue.

- I brushed my teeth so good tonight.

I am 1,000% making out with someone at this party.

Ooh, let's pick out some hotties

and wing-woman each other hard.

- Ooh, okay, okay, sure. Let's see my options.

- Mm-hmm. - Okay.

Oh, we got a guy slurping a Taco Bell Fire Sauce packet

and a dude who's dancing tragically off the beat.

Yeah, I don't think any of these guys are my type.

[chuckles] - So what are you looking for?

- Um...

- I will let you know when I see it.

[chuckles]

♪ ♪

- Hey. - Hey.

- I thought you said you weren't coming?

- Uh, turns out I am and did. - What are you doing?

- Um, trying to find a cup with a dare I actually want to do.

This one says "motorboat Lila," and it has her phone number.

- Yeah, she definitely wrote that one.

Can you just be a good citizen and throw it out?

[laughter]

Wait. What's that one? - Uh...

"Kiss a stranger."

- That one's not a bad one.

- Well, we both know each other,

so you're in the clear, sir.

- Yeah. [both chuckle]

- Yo, Canaan!

- Oh, my friends just got here, so I'm--I'ma--

- Yeah, of course. Go. - Yeah. Okay, all right.

- Yeah.

- ♪ I'm okay ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm happy I need someone ♪

- Ginger, love that you're wearing a long coat indoors.

- Thank you. It belonged to my elderly neighbor.

But I can't stay long.

I gave blood twice again this evening,

so I am feeling weak.

Also, I do not like the way that guy is looking at me.

- Why don't you go sit down? - Okay.

- I'll go deal with that later. - You sure she's good?

- She's fine. - [chuckles]

- So how is Kappa? - Um, I quit.

- Oh, no.

Did you find an even blonder place to live?

Wait. Are you being serious? - I am.

I decided I would rather spend my time at the Women's Center,

you know, with, um, people I actually like.

- If this is because you vandalized another statue

and got community service, I will find out.

- Um, also, I have this.

♪ ♪

- Holy shit.

$30,000?

- My mom was gonna donate it to Kappa,

so I told her where it would do better things.

- This is going to completely save us.

♪ ♪

I am so sorry. I should not have done that.

- No, no, no, no. No, you should have.

- What about your girl Tatum?

- I ended things with her

the night of your fundraiser, actually.

- Because of how hot I looked in my Elton John costume?

- [laughs] - You know, I still have that.

I could go get that right now. - Shut up.

- ♪ I'm happy I need your love ♪

♪ I'm happy I want your love ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm happy I need someone ♪

- Canaan, are you leaving?

- Uh, Yeah, a bunch of us are headed to a party on Edgewood.

You want to come with?

♪ ♪

[indistinct shouting]

- No. I'm gonna stay.

Have fun. - Okay, bye.

- ♪ Run away, run away ♪

♪ Ru--ru--run away ♪

♪ Run away, yeah ♪

♪ ♪

- Bela. - Hey!

Oh, there's a couch here that they're trying to get rid of.

Should we take it for the house next year?

They call it the sperm bank,

but we don't have to call it that.

- That post from Jorja is so messed up.

- I know. Huge overreaction, right?

Comedy writers need to have a thick skin.

Look at all the stuff that happened to me

in "The Catullan."

- Dude, we're not agreeing with you.

- What happened to you at "The Catullan" was horrible,

and our magazine was created to be a better alternative

to that toxic shit.

- Don't you remember?

I mean, since you were the one who created our group.

- Wait. Is that what this is about?

You guys are just mad that I'm still getting

too much credit in that article.

- We talked to the reporter, Bela.

- He showed you the article. You lied to us.

- That article was one thing. That was normal, selfish Bela.

But being that brutal to Jorja, it's not okay.

- And what Jorja put online about you,

I'd say it was pretty fucking well written.

- You're fired from "The Foxy." - What?

- Clearly, you're the only person

who lives up to your own comedy standards.

So go be funny alone. - No, please don't do this.

It's gonna make living together super awkward next year.

- We gave your room to Carla. - Wait. We did?

Oh. - We did.

- Fine. - Wait, guy--

♪ ♪

Fuck.

[all cheering]

- Hey, Lila, uh, can I ask you a question?

- I'm not currently taking any questions.

My cup said I had to find 50 people to kiss,

and I've only found 34. - [chuckles]

- Okay, 35. - Happy to help.

Have you seen Canaan? - He left a little bit ago.

- Okay. - Ooh, but if you see him,

let him know that he's gonna open up Sips tomorrow

because I do plan on calling out sick to myself.

- [chuckles] Okay. - Mm-hmm.

Bye, 35.

Mm.

Hi, number 36. You're cute.

Do you like your women much, much taller than you?

[soft acoustic guitar music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Oh, there she goes again ♪

♪ Every morning it's the same ♪

♪ You walk on by... ♪

- Canaan! - Hey.

- Hey.

Um, can I talk to you for a sec?

- Yeah.

Y'all go on. I'll catch up with you.

What's up? - You lied.

- I lied? About what? - Zoe.

You never invited her to that event.

She told me.

Why would you lie?

- That's a great question--

because that lie would make no sense.

- You wanted me to go with you. You invited me first.

- ♪ Can't wait anymore... ♪

- Fine. I did.

You trying to embarrass me or something?

♪ In my dreams, you're with me ♪

♪ We'll be everything I want us to be ♪

♪ For the first time ♪

♪ Or is that just me and my imagination? ♪

♪ We walk, we laugh ♪

♪ We spend our time walking by the oceanside ♪

♪ Our hands are gently intertwined ♪

♪ A feeling I just can't describe ♪

♪ And all this time we spent alone... ♪

- So I have some news.

Alicia and I are back together.

- And I'm not gonna lie. - Mm.

- I am really happy about it. - Aw.

- Yay. - Wait.

So, if you're not moving into Kappa

and Bela's not living off-campus anymore,

then we could all live together next year--

I mean, if you all want.

- You know what? I'm down.

- What about you, Bela? - Um...

Yeah, sorry. I'm just a little distracted this morning.

- Is this still about that girl from the magazine?

Why don't you just talk to her, right?

I'm sure she would be open to hearing you out.

- Yeah, totally. I have a meeting about it at, uh, 10:15.

- Oh, great. - Great.

- Okay, good. I'm glad.

- So, Kimberly, how was your night?

Anything interesting happen?

- No, not really.

[Skullcrusher's "Whatever Fits Together"]

- ♪ I left home in the summer ♪

- You can really taste the peach in this one.

- Yeah.

- Hey. - Hey.

Um, so I heard Leighton turned down that room for next year.

- Yeah. - I want it.

- Okay. Take a seat.

- ♪ When I hugged my brother ♪

- I was rude and disrespectful,

and I feel awful about it.

I came to Essex for "The Catullan."

That blew up. [chuckles]

Um...

I, um, got kicked out of this new group.

No one wants to work with me.

I have a 1.8 GPA.

I broke an amazing guy's heart by being selfish.

All I want is for people to like me,

but, um, I just keep hurting people instead.

So I'd like to transfer.

[sighs]

[chuckles, sniffles]

- ♪ Do I want? ♪

♪ I awoke in a warm bath ♪

♪ With words still in my head ♪

♪ ♪

♪ They remain unspoken ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And follow me to death ♪

♪ ♪

♪ What do I want? ♪

♪ Do I want ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Anything? ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Do you ever look back? ♪

♪ ♪

- Go to bed.

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