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= The Life of the White Fox =

= Episode 14 =

Boss.

I'd like to ask you about someone.

I'm listening.

A childe who is an artist.

I know all the childes

and gifted youths who live here.

We only know his name,

which is...

Jia Sheng.

An artist whose surname is Jia?

I've never heard of him.

Ok. So...

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Wanna taste "Besotting Thousands of Immortals"?

We've got the best liquor in Chang'an City.

It's true.

A hundred years later,

your liquor will still be the best.

A hundred years later?

I wanna try some "Besotting Thousands of Immortals".

Talk like normal.

Don't girls disguised as guys in TV series talk like that?

You don't need to.

No one would figure out you're a girl.

Why?

You damned fox demon!

You've even learned how to make personal attacks!

Three hundred and fifty million yuan!

It's identical with the one!

Is it authentic?

If you think it is,

then it is.

How much is it?

An ounce of silver.

It must be fake.

Buy it.

Nanjiao would never figure out.

Take it back to her.

Here you are.

Boss.

Are these the paintings

you discarded?

Some with flaws.

Some with imperfections.

What are you doing?

They're worthless now.

But they'll be priceless 1,300 years later.

Boss.

May I take this one?

Two species, then.

No problem.

It's awesome.

= A Wash Painting by Jia Sheng =

= A Wash Painting by Jia Sheng =

Huang.

Eat.

You found us

the last meal.

Dengke.

Thank you for your help.

Take care.

Huang Liang.

You are with me day and night.

Take care.

Qiuxiang.

I'll part with you.

Hope we will be happier.

Go look for another owner.

Is it the place the painting shop owner talked about?

Are you OK?

You are...

The future?

Candles?

Time traveling?

I'm confused.

I still don't get it.

It is complicated.

I can't clearly explain everything to a deadhead like you right now.

Sorry.

Your are speaking in a novel way.

I'm totally confused.

Bai Xiao.

Explain to him.

Do you

have more chicken meat?

It was my last meal.

I don't have any left.

Bai Xiao.

You don't have to understand everything.

The only thing you need to understand

is you can't commit suicide.

My hut is broken by the autumn wind.

What I've got is several pieces of furniture

and this yellow dog.

Nothing else.

I've worked hard on study since I was small.

I took part in imperial examinations two times

but failed both.

Selling paintings is how I make a living.

But I get sick often.

So I take medicines all year around.

I can't make my ends meet.

Now I don't even have any food.

Huang hunted

this chicken

from somewhere this morning.

Huang did it because it's faithful to me.

But what it did was a theft.

I don't want to live in the world

in such a shameless way.

After taking the last meal,

I tried to hang himself from a beam.

Don't be so pessimistic.

You're important to a human...

No...

You're important to a demon.

A demon?

Yes.

She was someone you had painted.

And she became a demon 1,000 years later.

She's been lovesick

with you every day.

All she wants is to meet you.

It was her

who asked us to visit you.

But I've never done any figure paintings.

There's a possibility of mistaken identity.

You've never done figure paintings?

I...

What I've been painting is still life like landscapes.

You're Jia Sheng.

I'm sure about it.

You don't have to lie to me

because you sympathize with me.

In the world,

there can't be any demons.

Dengke!

I'm a demon.

I...

I believe it now.

The desk is named Dengke?

I hope this won't make me seem dumb.

I am shy.

And my parents were impoverished.

After they had died,

I only got some pieces of old furniture

to accompany me.

They are family to me.

In my heart, everything has spirit.

So, I...

I give them names.

And I treat them with courtesy.

Then why you don't believe

the figure in the painting

would fall in love with you

and cultivate the spirit to become a demon?

I'm just a commoner

without any good talent.

How could my paintings

turn into demons?

Sorry, I can't promise you anything.

Let's go.

But he is Jia Sheng.

If he doesn't believe it,

what can we do?

Was it really mistaken identity?

At least for now

he hasn't painted the painting demon.

What should we do?

Let it run its course.

I'm hungry.

Then why you don't believe

the figure in the painting

would fall in love with you

and cultivate the spirit to become a demon?

Qiuxiang.

Huang Liang.

Dengke.

You tell me...

... if what the two eccentrics said

is true or not?

Can I really

paint the figure with life?

Can I really paint someone

who is in love with me deeply?

Have you ever thought about what Jia Sheng would be like?

He must be very thoughtful.

That's why he painted me

with exquisiteness and gentleness.

What would he look like?

He must be

a fair-skinned and slimmer childe.

He is good looking.

and has slender fingers.

His eyes are like stars.

When he smiles,

it's like the warm spring breeze blowing over.

I see.

You're a face-judger.

In fact,

I don't want to be bothered by anyone.

But when I saw you,

I'd like to help you.

It's like...

I saw myself that I've loved for 1,000 years.

Your love for Childe Bai

is absurdly touching.

Yes.

But...

Miss Nanjiao,

why do you love Childe Bai?

It's love at first sight.

When I saw him for the first time,

I thought he and I were meant to meet each other.

And I thought I had met him before.

How do you know I love Bai Xiao?

I've been around you

for more than 1,000 years.

So I understand what is in your mind.

So you've known

- everything in my house? - Yes.

Tell me.

Have all my underlings

ever bitched about me?

Well...

I don't know.

They have.

Tell me!

What did they say

about me?

Spill it!

They said...

You're bossy,

headstrong,

sucked at acting,

bad-tempered,

and unreasonable.

You always bully them since you're older.

And...

The only advantage you've got is your beauty.

I'll take it as a compliment.

Those bastards!

They dare bitch about me!

= Calling Hua Tiantian =

Hua Tiantian.

I've been raising you since forever.

I provide you with food, clothes, accommodation and luxury bags.

How could you say I was old behind me?

What a naive girl before me but a bitch behind me!

I sent you to investigate but you haven't replied.

You won't get burned if you don't play with fire.

Why would you try it?

Come to my house right now!

You've sucked enough anima.

About Bai Xiao,

Kui,

and the spirit bead,

I've told you everything I know.

Please...

Please let me go.

Master Nanjiao...

She is looking for me.

OK.

Waiter.

Half a kilo of beef, please.

OK.

You thieves!

I was looking for you everywhere.

Everyone,

attention, please.

The bought paintings from me today

and paid me with "silver".

Look what it turned into!

What deceptive tricks did you play?

Let go of her arm.

Thieves!

You are acting shamelessly!

Gentlemen,

don't make a scene, please.

Liuzi, come here.

How much should they pay?

2.5 kilos of beef.

Four goat feet.

Two roast chickens.

And a bottle of liquor.

It's ten ounces of silver.

So expensive?

Please pay the bill.

May I ask

if... if I wash dishes

in your restaurant,

how much will you pay me?

I'm not recruiting.

Waiter.

Coming.

I ordered braised beef with soy sauce.

- But I got boiled mutton. - I'm so sorry.

I ordered boiled mutton.

I've waited for an hour.

Liuzi, why did you make a mistake again?

We've got so many customers that I can't remember everything.

Go change the dish.

OK.

Boss.

I've got an idea.

It'll not only

help the waiter out,

but also boom your business and make double profits.

The idea

is definitely worth the value of the meal we just had

and the painting which costs an ounce of silver.

Plus the value of a bag of rice.

What is your idea?

You can

open a fast food restaurant.

First of all, you need to put up a signboard horizontally.

It reads "Besotting Thousands of Immortals Fast Food".

And there should be a red sign with letter "M".

= Besotting Thousands of Immortals Fast Food = And there should be a red sign with letter "M".

That's how we show our high standards. = Besotting Thousands of Immortals Fast Food =

That's how we show our high standards.

When customers walk in,

they'll see "Order Area" here,

= Order Area & Dining Area = and "Dining Area" on both sides.

and "Dining Area" on both sides.

There will be two lines: one for ordering,

the other for getting meals.

You should show the prices

and the choices of the set meals

= Set Meal 1; Set Meal 2; Set Meal 3 = and the choices of the set meals

on the wooden board. = Set Meal 1; Set Meal 2; Set Meal 3 =

Roast mutton leg meal.

Chicken leg meal.

Roast duck leg meal.

Pork trotter meal.

Goat feet meal.

And braised beef with soy sauce meal.

For a beef meal, list what it has:

two ounces of beef, one plate of vegetables,

and a bottle of liquor. The cost is one ounce of silver.

When a customer orders

braised beef with soy sauce,

OK!

A braised beef with soy sauce meal!

Then,

the waiter who does food pairing

will serve a wooden tray

with two ounces of beef,

a plate of vegetables and a bottle of liquor.

Please enjoy the meal.

Next one.

Table utilization ratio will be higher.

The time for eating and serving will be shortened.

The meal prices are fixed.

You won't make mistakes when casting accounts.

You can also do promotions regularly.

= 10% off; 90% off = You can also do promotions regularly.

It'll help you get more customers. = 10% off; 90% off =

Think about it. = 10% off; 90% off =

Think about it.

You'll make three or four times of money.

And by the way,

you can also

open chain restaurants.

- Pay for your meal. - What?

You didn't understand it?

I fully explained everything.

Listen to me.

It'll be the future's most successful business concept,

which means you catch the trend 1,300 years earlier!

Don't listen to his nonsense.

Pay for the meal!

Exactly! Pay for the meal!

Hurry up! Pay for the meal!

- Pay for the meal! - What are you thinking? Pay for the meal!

Hurry up! Pay for the meal!

Fire! Fire!

Fire!

Let's go!

OK.

Hold on.

Please, don't kill us, please.

I've got a secret of success,

which is worth the value of the rice and our meal.

It's...

Brew the liquor with spring water.

Demon! Demon!

Why did you take the rice?

It's for Jia Sheng.

Look.

He and Huang don't have any food left.

Why did you put your cell phone in the rice?

Rice

can absorb water.

It's a pity that all my knowledge of modern science

can't help in ancient times.

If I had more time,

I might be

one of the great names in history.

You kidding?

You're walking too slowly.

Jia Sheng.

Look what we've brought you!

The painting demon?

Is this

the painting demon

you talked about?

Exactly!

It is her!

You've done it!

It's identical with her.

One day,

the figure in your painting

will walk out.

She'll smile.

She'll cry.

She'll talk with you.

So...

Someone

will accompany me.

She'll only become a demon

in 100 years.

100 years later,

I will be gone...

Aren't you sleepy, Miss?

I just realized...

You...

You've been addressing me "Miss" since we met.

Shouldn't I?

How do you know I'm a girl?

Because you are.

If I talk in this way...

You still are a girl.

TV series are not trustworthy.

TV series?

Forget it.

You should focus on painting.

Is the figure in my painting

just like you?

Talking about things I don't understand?

Nope.

She is quite sweet and gentle.

She uses a very sweet tone.

I feel I'm gonna melt

when hearing her talking.

Does she

have a beautiful voice?

She does.

Is she

pretty?

Your mind starts wandering, right?

She is very pretty.

You must be thinking about your dream lover

when you are painting.

So she has got such a beautiful look.

No, no, no.

Don't say she's my dream lover.

It's rude.

Although I can't meet her when I'm alive,

in my heart,

she's my dear wife.

Stories in TV series are suspect.

Disguising as guys won't work at all.

Commoners can't be super heroes

when applying the knowledge of modern science.

You'll never meet an emperor or his royal brothers

who will fall in love with you.

Time traveling to ancient times

doesn't mean miracles will happen.

But...

I've met a creature who's more incredible than royals.

But he doesn't have feelings for me.

Who is it?

What noise was it?

You were snoring.

Was I?

I asked you to guard time the candle,

but you slept like a log!

If the candle blows out,

your honey

and my darling

will never come back!

I'm so sleepy.

I've been guarding it.

Do you want to have a rest?

Let him guard it.

No.

I was sleeping in the painting for 1,000 years.

Now I don't feel sleepy at all.

Moreover,

I get so excited

because I'll see the childe soon.

Women are more deeply love-struck

since forever.

Let's eat.

What would you like?

I'll ask my assistant to deliver.

Meat sauce noodles.

I didn't ask you.

What's going on with Hua Tiantian?

She isn't answering my call again.

Is she on strike?

Or does she want a raise?

We don't know

if Miss Kui and Childe Bai are OK.

Don't worry.

Childe Bai has super demon power.

They'll be OK.

Is that you?

Of course.

You should pay close attention

and see what acting is.

Childe.

I'm very sad.

I'm sadder than you.

I'm extremely sad.

I'm exceedingly sad.

I'm so sad

that I don't want to be away from you for a second.

When I see you're sad,

I'll be sad too.

What a sad couple!

Here,

we should see the two kissing.

I never kiss anyone when acting.

I've made an agreement with the crew.

That's right.

Who would kiss a demon?

I don't care at all.

But I did it one time before.

The actor had a nosebleed immediately.

Nothing could stop the bleed.

The crew had to shut down for a week.

Later on,

he thought it was because he was so obsessed with me

that he would have a nosebleed when kissing me.

So he imposed oneself on me.

So annoying.

It's him.

Dad.

Jianguo was too old for me.

It's not my fault.

I tried my best to avoid him.

But...

He imposed himself on me every day.

Besides, he pawed me often.

Coloring the bands of the skirt

will be the last step.

Great!

I'm hungry.

I...

I'll cook some porridge for you two.

Bummer!

I've met someone impoverished in modern times.

Who knows in ancient times

I'd meet another again?

How I want a nice meal!

I'm so sorry.

Where are you going?

I'll go look for some meat.

I'm going with you.

= Bao Zi Restaurant=

Come on! Go for it!

= Eating Contest = = The winner can take ten food steamers of bao zi home. =

Go for it!

Great! Go for it!

What big eaters!

They've eaten so many!

Sir.

Could you tell me what they are doing?

Lad.

You're not local, right?

This is the annual gluttonous feast in Chang'an City.

You mean...

It's an eating contest?

Exactly!

Anyone who eat twenty food steamers of bao zi

will eat for free.

Anyone who eat the most

will have five food steamers of Fancy Bao Zi for free.

What stuffing do they have in it?

Beef.

The contest starts now!

My gosh!

Such big eaters!

How many will they eat?

I can't eat any more.

You suck.

I just can't.

I'll give up.

I'm going to the bathroom.

Boss.

I quit.

The childe here

will pay for me.

OK.

You keep eating more.

If you can eat all, the meal will be free.

And we can bring some for Jia Sheng.

Fighting!

A rainbow!

It's...

It's a Bluebird!

Bai Xiao!

It's true that I'll be surprised in ancient times!

Guess what I saw just now?

I saw a Bluebird!

A Bluebird?

Yes, a Bluebird.

I read about them in fairy tales when I was small.

They were as big as phoenixes.

Their feathers were white

and they were surrounded by blue lights.

Their temperature was as cold as ice.

And they could absorb water in the air.

I saw one just now.

It's the same as what in the books.

Spreading the wings and soaring into the sky.

So beautiful!

If only you had been there with me!

So...

If I see something sacred, should I make a wish?

I was so excited that I forgot to do it.

Childe.

You've stopped eating?

One more food steamer of it, you'll make twenty.

That's right. Don't be distracted. Keep eating.

Let's go.

You two.

Each of you ate less than twenty.

So, pay for the meal.

You've eaten twenty-five together.

Three ounces of silver.

What's it?

Bai Xiao.

Our change. Hurry up.

And...

I'll take away

these food steamers of bao zi.

OK.

Why did Bai Xiao become so upset all of a sudden?

Watch the gate!

- Never let him escape! - Yes.

Please, don't!

Don't smash my furniture up.

I'll pay you back in a few days.

In a few days?

The boss doesn't trust you anymore.

No, don't take away this painting!

I think this one will work.

Gentlemen all like portraits of beauties.

Who will appreciate your dumb paintings of landscapes?

Don't take it away!

You can't take it with you!

You can pay your debt with it.

Please!

You can't do it!

Get lost!