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= The Life of the White Fox =

= Episode 13 =

I'll take all these.

All these?

Yes.

Hold on, hold on!

Wait a sec.

I don't want

these.

I'll only take this one.

I don't like eating fish.

My senior likes eating fish.

I'll cook seafood pot for him.

What about me?

I'll cook meat for you.

Miss, please have a look.

No bank card, no credits exchanges, no spending money.

It's for free. Grape seed capsules for free.

Antioxidative and antiallergic.

For free?

= Grape Seed Capsules with Vitamin E =

Pretty awesome!

May I have more for free?

We have a promotion now.

Only one capsule for free.

Only one for free?

How stingy!

Mom!

I want that!

Kui.

I want that, too.

Shopping.

He always wanna go shopping.

He always goes on a shopping spree!

He's a demon of 1,000 years old.

But as childish as a ten-year old boy.

What a crappy toy!

Those poor people who are brave and kind in stories

will always encounter good demons.

Like River Snail Maiden.

Like Girl Weaver.

Like the demon whose tears can turn into gold.

Senior.

Kui.

I bring you cakes this time.

Thank you. Come on in.

Bai Xiao!

It was out of control.

You're a relative of Kui's mother's side?

I guess...

You're at my age, right?

Just over 1,000 years older than you.

So are you still a student

or have you started working?

I'm still a student.

Majoring in anthropology.

Anthropology?

= TV Show: Animal World =

Bai Xiao!

What happened?

The light bulb is broken.

A broken light bulb.

It means...

You can't cook anymore.

Why don't you ask

your senior to go back if he doesn't have anything to do?

Aren't you able to fix the bulb with a wet finger?

Stop messing around.

Help me out.

I don't want to.

You... You...

Kui, what's wrong?

Need any help?

The light bulb is broken.

Kui.

Your great uncle is quite young.

He just ranks as my senior in the family.

You don't have to talk to him.

Kui.

Do you have a flashlight?

Will my cell phone work?

Yes.

Senior.

Are you OK?

I'm all right.

But why did the light bulb suddenly explode?

Bai Xiao!

Go get a new light bulb.

Senior, you can rest a bit.

I'll ask Bai Xiao to do it.

OK.

Was it you?

What are you talking about?

Please.

Fix it now.

What?

Hold the ladder for me.

You're a 1,000-year-old demon.

You would never fall down.

It's done.

Seemed the computer's battery died.

It alerted just now.

I'm going to look for the charger.

It's right here.

Thanks.

= Fully Charged =

Senior.

Eat more, please.

OK, thank you.

Senior.

About the old sacred tree last time...

Thank you very much.

I'm the one who should say "thank you".

It's said that residents in Huai Yin Community

are very happy with the new solution.

- Senior, are you OK? - Sorry about that.

It's fine.

I'm sorry.

It's OK.

Honey Kui!

Who is your honey?

If you ever call me that,

I'll call the police!

Kui.

Don't be mad.

I smelt your meal from the next door, so I came.

Are you treating someone?

The human I hate the most and the demon I resent the most.

Both of them are here.

Kui!

What are you looking at?

I'm not looking at you.

You two.

Still not over Youai beans?

You shut up!

What's up?

Nanjiao asks me to admire the full moon in her house.

Are you guys going out?

No, no.

Senior, you keep eating.

I gotta go.

Wait, I'm going with you.

Sorry about that, senior.

My great uncle

always comes at will and goes at will.

Kinda like my Aunt Flo.

Very annoying.

It's OK. You guys go ahead.

I happen to have something to deal with.

Thank you for the meal.

Bai Xiao.

Do you have the keys with you?

Nope.

Hold on, wait for me.

Senior.

Let's hang out next time.

OK.

Bai Xiao.

Why did you bring two third wheels here?

Can you stop clinging on me?

I'm a plant that likes clinging on you.

Put that away.

You can't see there are two demons here?

Why did you sway it here and there?

Celeste blue glaze of Ru-kiln!

Be careful!

Is it very expensive?

The market price is

twenty million to fifty million yuan.

Tang Baihu!

Zhang Xiaoqian!

Xu Xihong!

= Five million yuan = Xu Xihong!

Xu Xihong!

= Sixty-five million yuan; = = Eighteen million and eight hundred thousand yuan =

= Sixty-eight million and eight hundred thousand yuan =

How about this one?

= Zero yuan = How about this one?

= Three hundred and fifty million yuan =

Orchid Pavilion Gathering.

The Dragon Version(the best version).

Three hundred...

Three hundred and fifty million yuan!

Are you out of your mind?

I...

My compass just moved.

So may hand shook a little...

Listen to me.

There are way more than two demons in this house.

This is Nanjiao's house.

Are you seriously expecting more humans than demons here?

What should we do now?

Three hundred and fifty million yuan.

Kui.

Were you shouting just now?

I was stunned when seeing how wealthy you are.

So what were you looking at?

- Just looking around. - Looking at the paintings.

Paintings?

What paintings?

Not the paintings.

The flowers.

We were looking at the flowers.

What a beautiful peony flower.

- What a beautiful... - Stop it.

Listen to me.

Everything here

is a genuine antique.

Everything is priceless.

It's OK if you just look around.

But don't touch anything.

If you broken anything,

You would never find a way

to compensate my loss.

OK, gotcha.

What should I do?

I thought I could pay for the loss

by trading myself on the market.

Who would ever pay to buy you?

Several ladies from my town

want to arrange blind dates for me.

What should I do?

Take it back secretly.

And see if we can fix it.

But we can't leave it empty here.

How about

we go find something similar

and put it here?

Seems that's the only option.

= Empty the recycle bin =

How about this one?

It's a painting.

Look for a calligraphy work.

How about this one?

Come on.

Look for a calligraphy work with many characters.

Si... Si Chen!

You... You...

Who are you?

She... She...

She walked out of the painting.

Lady, childe, please be calm.

I'm a painting demon of 1,000 years old.

Lady, thank you for opening the painting.

That's the only way I could walk out of it.

You...

You are...

... a painting demon?

Are you...

... a demon catcher?

You bold painting demon.

You...

You are here to scare humans.

I'll subdue you today!

I've never breach any commandment.

Childe, why will you catch me?

Come on!

She's a sweet and gentle girl.

Don't cosplay the demon catcher Faihai.

It's OK.

He's just a lame demon catcher.

I heard what you said just now.

I can fix the calligraphy work.

Really?

That's great!

Could you please help us out?

But...

With one condition.

What is it?

Could I borrow your Jing Yuan spirit bead

for a moment?

How did you know about it?

I was being stuck in the painting for very long.

But,

I could always hear what happened outside.

Master Nanjiao mentions your spirit bead every day.

That's how I know about it.

But I can't give it to you.

Then I won't

help you fix the painting.

Wait!

Si Chen!

Is three hundred and fifty million yuan

more important than my life?

I'll die once I take the spirit bead off!

Let me think about it.

Why would you even think about it?

Get lost!

- Be gentle! - Kui,

Lady, Childe, since you don't agree on my condition,

I'll go tell Master Nanjiao

you broke her calligraphy work.

What are you two talking about?

Why are your hands shaking?

I'm shaking...

... the dust off.

It's been too long

since someone came here last time.

Now it's full of dust.

What about you?

What's in your hands?

Nothing.

Take it out.

My Orchid Pavilion Gathering!

Do you know how much it is worth?

Around three hundred and fifty million yuan.

I can fix it.

Three demons of 1,000 years old are gathering here.

The compass can't take it anymore.

I've kept the painting at home

for 1,000 years.

I've never opened it.

How could I know

the figure in the painting would turn into a demon?

It's my first time

to meet a painting demon.

Master painting demon,

Saving one life is better than setting up a pagoda.

Please help me fix the calligraphy work.

If Kui can lend me her spirit bead,

I'll help you fix it.

She can't lend it to you.

Honey Kui...

Why do you

want to borrow it?

I want to make a wish.

To pray to meet someone.

Who are you looking for?

The childe who painted me.

What?

Hundreds of years passed by.

The human who painted you

has been long gone.

Besides, the spirit bead

cannot help you achieve your dream.

No chance at all.

You're on your own.

Paintings have no life.

The odds of painted figures becoming demons are long.

The reason why I look like a phantom

is because the childe who painted me

loved me,

and took pity on me.

He was full of deep love

when he was painting.

But...

He only painted the view of my back.

I didn't have enough spiritual power when the painting was done.

After I became a demon,

he had passed away a long time ago.

I could never see him in person.

I don't ask for much.

What I am asking for is

to meet him for once

with the help of the spirit bead.

I've never thought that...

If I was be able to glance at the childe for once,

I'd rather die after that brilliant moment.

What I can do is

to look up Jia Sheng on the Internet.

And...

Go check if there are

more paintings of him

in libraries and museums.

And if there is more info about him.

But it's impossible...

... for you to see him.

Do you have any ideas?

More than 1,300 years passed by.

I wasn't born back then.

Back then,

there were not cameras.

He couldn't do selfies.

I'll help you.

= The Year of 620, Jing Yuan Time =

What's this?

It's time candle.

This is something

I've treasured very much.

When you write down the place

and the year you want to go back on paper,

put the candle on it,

then you'll open the gate of time

and go back to the past.

It's time traveling!

But...

The painting demon is just a phantom.

She can never go through the gate of time.

However,

if we can figure out

in which year Jia Sheng did the painting,

then we can find him

and take a picture of him.

Her dream will come true in this way.

Thank you, older sister.

Why does Nanjiao

treat the painting demon differently?

She wasn't mad when being addressed as "older sister".

Let's go.

We can travel to ancient times as a tourist group.

But...

You should pay attention to several things.

First,

Time candles should be in pairs.

You can always come back at any time

no matter if time goes forward or backward.

However,

someone stole one of the candles from me.

So,

you have to enter the gate of time

before the candle burns out.

The time limit is

forty-eight hours.

Once the candle burns out,

you can never come back.

Well...

Could anyone else

fall into the gate of time?

No.

Only those who have time candles can open the gate of time.

So we can't lose track of time.

And remember where the gate of time locates.

Second,

you can't change any historic events with the time candle,

especially someone's fate

or their sickness and death.

All we have got now

is what we built little by little in the past.

Once you change the history,

then...

Then what?

You'll disappear in the crack of time for good.

I think I'd better guard the candle for you.

You guys go ahead.

Now,

one last thing.

I can't light the candle.

I've tried many ways

but nothing works.

Then why did you tell us all that?

Bai Xiao.

Can you?

Hold on.

There must be

something wrong with the candle.

There must be something wrong with your black arts.

At this crucial time,

my Chunyuan Blood Talisman will help.

What?

There must be something wrong with the candle.

It must be a fake.

You, the demon catcher,

are the only knock-off in my house.

It's just lighting a candle.

How difficult is that?

Light up.

I lit it up!

Why did you do it so easily?

Kui.

- Kui! - Bai Xiao!

Did they just time travel?

Yes.

Awesome!

- The water is so warm. - Yes.

Who are you?

What...

What's happening?

Someone just passed out.

Should we help her?

Who is it?

Kui!

Kui!

Wake up!

Kui!

- Bai Xiao. - Let's go.

Why did you give me men's clothes?

I want some beautiful dresses.

We're in a men's bathhouse.

What do you think I could find?

Can't you apply your magic arts?

My magic arts

can only last for four hours.

After four hours,

you'd have to walk in the street nakedly.

Oh crap!

My phone has got water damage.

I can't turn it on.

What about yours?

What about yours, Bai Xiao?

It's in the pocket of my jacket.

Where is your jacket?

I left it at Nanjiao's house.

What should we do?

Forget it.

Go change your clothes.

How do I put it on?

It's so complicated.

I don't know how to put it on.

Don't worry.

I won't have a nosebleed when looking at your body.

Come here.

Turn around.

Stretch your arms in.

This side.

Don't move.

Stop teasing.

= Besotting Thousands of Immortals =

= Besotting Thousands of Immortals =

It's so flourishing!

Are they celebrating any festivals?

Mid-Autumn Festival is coming.

The moon is big and round.

Yes.

This is what the moon should look like.

Is Chang'an City we see now

the same as the one in your memory?

I will be born

only fifty years later.

And I'll become a demon 150 years later.

But things don't change rapidly in ancient times.

Listen to the vendors.

Look at the stores

and the neighborhoods.

They are similar to what I remember.

What were you like when you first become a demon?

You must be

a cute little fox.

The restaurant

has been open since now.

You've been here before?

It's a century-old restaurant.

= Besotting Thousands of Immortals = It's a century-old restaurant.

It's a century-old restaurant.

I drink alone and get besotted.

Vaguely, I saw me dressing beautifully

and getting married.

I don't understand.

Why have you been rejecting me

but in deep love with Que Sheng?

That demon only wants to be a demon queen.

She's frigid.

Besides,

she's 600 years older than you are.

600 years!

Don't you guys

love sweet young girls?

Nanjiao.

Are you drunk again?

Besotting Thousands of Immortals is very good liquor.

But you drink it as it's water.

You like the liquor?

I'll go find the secret recipe

and brew it for you every day.

It's a century-old restaurant.

They won't leak their secret recipe to you.

Wait here.

Handsome.

I was playing a drinkers' wager game

with the childe but I lost.

He asks me to drink more as my punishment.

But

I can't drink more.

Could you please drink it for me?

Thank you for your help!

Could you do me another favor?

I'm listening.

I'll try my best to help you.

The liquor in your restaurant

is way too tasty.

May I ask what secret recipe you use

when brewing it?

I'm sorry.

I can't leak the secret recipe to you.

If I did,

my boss would kill me.

You...

Miss.

Come back regularly.

= Brew the liquor with spring water. =

Bai Xiao.

I'll wait for you for 100 years.

If you're not touched, I'll do it for 1,000 years.

Someday,

you will eventually confide in me.

Let's go.

Bai Xiao.

We are not here to drink.

We're here to look for the artist.

Yes. I just want to go in and ask around.