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I just hope it doesn't cause any
permanent damage.
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- How long have you been here?
- A while.
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- You missed your prom?
- Yeah.
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The thing is, when I made that bet...
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There he is. It's Freddie.
He's wearing a tux.
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- What's up?
- Yes.
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I met a whole other
person inside of you.
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- Inside both of us.
- Shut up.
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I would've never found
that person inside of me...
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...if it weren't for the person
inside of you.
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That's sweet.
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The whole other person
inside of me...
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...thinks that the whole other person
inside of you has come a long way.
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So would the whole other person
inside of you like to dance?
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Yes.
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- Morning, sweetie!
- Daddy!
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- Why are you in here?
- Why am I in here?
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It's her birthday, Dad.
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Happy birthday, sweetie.
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- What's that buzzing sound?
- I just need a minute here.
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Maybe it's that construction.
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Where's my little angel?
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Happy birthday, honey.
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Grandma? Grandpa?
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Rosco!
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Rosco, go.
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- Hello.
- Father O'Flannagan?
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I brought your special friends
from the center!
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- Happy birthday!
- Janey's making faces.
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It smells in here.
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Okay, make a wish, dear.
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No.
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This isn't a typical high school.
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At John Hughes, there are no cliques,
no exclusive social groups.
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You're accepted for you,
not who you hang out with.
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We'll divide into groups
so you can get to know your peers.
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Let's get all you jocks
in one group...
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...and get you slutty girls
over here by me.
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Hey, how you doing?
Welcome.
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You losers should
hang out in the back.
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That clearly includes you.
Come on, get back there.
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Take a look at the kid
standing beside you.
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They're your only friends
for the next four years.
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Okay, let's move it, people!
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- You need to start dating.
- I don't date. You know that.
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Janey, you know Dad's rule.
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I can't have sex before you.
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I don't conform to
typical high-school norms.
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I read Sylvia Plath,
listen to Bikini Kill and eat tofu.
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- I'm a unique rebel.
- More like you're a lesbo.
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Mitch, leave your sister alone.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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If Janey wants to be a rug-muncher,
that's her decision.
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Go! Fight! Win!
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All right!
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Nice combination, Crissy!
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I've been meaning to get that fixed.
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Later, Dad.
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Hey.
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I'll be late to pick you up.
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Why? A job interview?
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No, honey.
I'll probably just be way too drunk.
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That's good.
No drinking and driving.
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Oh, I'll be driving.
I'll just be too drunk to remember.
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Okay. Bye, Daddy.
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Bye, pumpkin-head.
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- Oh, my God!
- Get out of the road!
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Oh, my God, it's Jake.
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- Hi, stud.
- Hi, Jake.
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- I love that thing with his eyebrows.
- Those sideburns.
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Oh, my God, there's Jake.
He's so popular.
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He just looked at me.
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- Here. You can keep it.
- Tiff.
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Hi, Jake. It's all wet.
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Melanie.
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Hey, Jake.
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Hey, Arthur.
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Here's Ricky!
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Hey, Ricky.
How was your weekend?
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Friday night I stood
outside your window in the raln...
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...screaming your name.
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Then I spent Saturday and Sunday
making you this great...
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...I've-been-desperately-trying-
to-tell-you-that...
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...I'm-madly-in-love-with-you...
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...mix tape for your birthday.
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A mix tape?
That's so sweet, Ricky.
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See you in English.
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Catch you guy later.
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What happening?
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Damn, Shorty, Dog is pretending
to be Asian and shit.
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That cracker is white!
Can't he see that, yo?
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Did you get any action this weekend?
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- I visit grandfather.
- I played with my sisters.
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We're pathetic.
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How will we ever lose our virginity
by graduation?
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- We're freshmen.
- What's with the attitude?
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- Not easy to get lucky here.
- Girls are sensitive.
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They're not looking for sex.
They're looking for love.
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Fuck me! Harder!
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Amanda Becker.
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She is so perfect.
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Keep dreaming.
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What's up, Reggie Ray?
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I can't walt until Friday's game.
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What about your head? You have
a blood clot the size of a grapefruit.
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Five more concussions and you'll die.
You should take it easy.
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- Don't listen to him.
- Austin.
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Mr. Not-First-String-Anymore
isn't first-string anymore.
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We know what happened last time
Jake called the plays.
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And now, our hometown hero...
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...first-string quarterback,
Jake Wyler!
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Malik, could you hold these books?
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Sure. Why not?
I am the token black guy.
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I smile, stay out of
the conversation...
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...and say things like, "Damn,"
"Shit," and, "That is wack!"
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What's she doing here?
She graduated four years ago.
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- Hi, Jake.
- Catherine.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Why is it when I tell a guy
to put it anywhere...
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...they always stick it in my ass?
- Damn!
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Way too much information.
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Oh, no. Too much information
would be telling you...
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...that after they're done
I take a huge dump.
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Shit!
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On thelr chest.
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Oh, that is wack!
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Why do hot girls always walk
in slow motion?
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Priscilla, there you are.
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Jake, I need some
T-to-the-fourth-power-Y.
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Some time to talk to you.
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00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,241
God.
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00:10:07,748 --> 00:10:10,649
It made sense to me, Priscilla.
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You're leaving me for this guy?
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00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:28,329
I'm sorry, Jake.
We met over spring break.
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00:10:31,573 --> 00:10:34,303
I'm not ordinary.
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You're leaving me for this guy?
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His name is Les...
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...and he's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
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And so is his bag.
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Janey Briggs,
please report to the office.
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00:11:26,262 --> 00:11:29,197
Belng a forelgn-exchange student
is scary...
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...adjusting to a new school,
a new country.
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00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:36,064
But you'll find that the students
are very accepting.
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You have a sunny disposition.
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00:11:45,482 --> 00:11:46,676
You got your schedule?
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00:11:56,026 --> 00:11:58,426
Well, isn't that wonderful?
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Janey, come in.
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This is Areola,
our forelgn-exchange student.
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Janey will show you
to your first class.
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00:12:07,971 --> 00:12:09,461
Hi.
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00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:18,346
- I like your backpack.
- Grazie.
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Dude, I heard there's an undercover
reporter posing as a student.
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00:12:27,425 --> 00:12:29,450
Dude, no way, dude.
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Do you know where
Mr. Keller's English class is?
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- Down the hall, on your left.
- Sweet, dude.
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For the thousandth time, I sald,
"Swallow that thing."
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Am I right?
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How could Priscilla dump me,
Jake Wyler?
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Who does she think she is?
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I got two words for you, Jake:
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Prom queen, material.
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00:13:00,359 --> 00:13:02,589
Austin, she's an illusion.
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You take away the makeup,
the clothes...
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...the way she wears her hair,
the smell of her perfume...
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...that cute face she makes
when she's tonguing my balls...
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Look, she's replaceable.
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Given the right look,
the right boyfriend...
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...any girl could be prom queen.
- I smell a bet.
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Jakey, Jakey,
about to make a big...
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...mistakey.
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Here's the wager: I'll pick the most
hopeless girl at this school...
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...and I'll bet that you
can't turn her into prom queen.
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You're on, Austin.
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I'll bet you lose that bet...
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...but learn a much more
valuable lesson and win.
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In life, that is.
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You're both on.
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All right.
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Let's find you a prom queen,
Mr. Let's-Find-Me-A-Prom-Queen.
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So, Areola, I noticed
your accent keeps changing.
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Where are you from?
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I cannot tell you that...
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...because I am a generic
forelgn-exchange student...
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...whose country of origin
is of little importance.
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Well, have fun in chemistry.
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Rightio, love. See you at teatime.
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What about her?
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Baby's got back.
Hunch, that is.
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No, way too easy.
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- I have no pigment
- Any girl with a guitar is hot.
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I need sunscreen
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Even a hippie albino.
She could be prom queen.
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What about the Fratelli sisters?
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So they're slightly disfigured
and connected.
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But combined, those two make up
one pretty decent chick.
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- I'd do them!
- I know, Reggie Ray.
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I'm looking for somebody
really messed up.
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I'm talking about a real shitbomb.
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00:15:00,215 --> 00:15:03,707
Well, bombs away.
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00:15:04,353 --> 00:15:08,813
No, no, no, anyone but her!
Not Janey Briggs.
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00:15:09,558 --> 00:15:12,618
Guys, she's got glasses
and a ponytalI.
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00:15:12,861 --> 00:15:16,592
She's got palnt on her overalls!
What is that?
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There's no way
she could be prom queen.
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Damn, that shit's wack.
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alm for the head!
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00:15:40,289 --> 00:15:42,917
Can you imagine
what they do in there?
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00:15:43,126 --> 00:15:44,593
Holy cow.
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00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:48,126
Guys, get your heads
out of the gutter.
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It's a locker room.
It's no sexier in there...
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...than it is in here.
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Molly, can you help me
take off my panties?
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Hold on, I've got lotion
on my hands.
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That's okay.
You can just use your mouth.
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Thanks, Miss Peters.
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So...
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...who would like to share thelr poem
with the class?
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Mr. Keller? Over here.
Right here. Please.
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- Anyone?
- Mr. Keller!
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- I'm not sure we should be doing this.
- Quiet. I hear them.
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00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:36,041
Hey, I found a buffalo nickel!
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This is gonna be good.
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I think I see nipple.
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00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,348
You think we should let them know
we're up here?
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Hey, Molly, the hot water's
not working on my shower.
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- Mind if I share yours?
- Not at all, Christy.
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But we're gonna have
to get real close.
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Okay. How about I press
up agalnst your back?
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Man, it is hot in here.
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I gotta take off my shirt.
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What?
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Doesn't even have to rhyme.
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Doesn't even have to be a poem.
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Please pick me.
I'm the one.
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Yes...
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...Ricky.
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- "Ten Things I Love About Janey."
- Oh, not agaln.
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By Ricky Lipman.
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I love it when Janey talks
I love it when Janey walks
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I love it when Janey drinks
I love it when Janey blinks
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I love it when Janey says hi
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I love it when Janey says
"See you in English"
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I love sitting next to Janey in class
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I love staring into Janey's window
At 1465 South Pass
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I love following Janey to the mall
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00:18:13,879 --> 00:18:15,540
And I love
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Collecting strands of Janey's hair
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And rolling them up
Into little Janey hairballs
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Thank you, Ricky,
for that interesting poem.
249
00:18:43,476 --> 00:18:46,809
I can't believe
what we just did, Molly.
250
00:18:47,013 --> 00:18:52,849
It was a once-in-a-lifetime experience
that will never happen agaln.
251
00:18:53,053 --> 00:18:54,418
I don't know about you guys...
252
00:18:54,621 --> 00:18:57,954
...but I am really proud
of Christy and Molly.
253
00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:00,594
We're going back.
254
00:19:02,997 --> 00:19:06,057
- Put on my shirt.
- I'm trying to get mine.
255
00:19:16,210 --> 00:19:17,472
Jackpot.
256
00:19:17,945 --> 00:19:21,039
Girl go pee-pee
not what I want to see-see.
257
00:19:21,249 --> 00:19:22,341
I agree-gree.
258
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:26,417
Would you two please try and be
a little open-minded?
259
00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:32,355
Class, let's open our books
and continue with our poetry lesson.
260
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,051
You know what I think about poetry?
261
00:19:37,865 --> 00:19:41,029
Oh, is that amusing?
262
00:19:41,603 --> 00:19:45,039
Is that what your generation
considers humor?
263
00:19:52,547 --> 00:19:56,074
- This make me kind of happy in pants.
- Yeah?
264
00:20:01,623 --> 00:20:02,749
Goodness.
265
00:20:03,258 --> 00:20:06,694
That make me kind of sad in pants.
266
00:20:07,596 --> 00:20:11,293
Shakespeare, Moliere...
267
00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:13,398
...Oscar Wilde.
268
00:20:13,635 --> 00:20:15,296
These were humorists.
269
00:20:18,073 --> 00:20:19,131
I'm gonna be sick.
270
00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:25,247
The sublime poetic genius
of a clever turn of phrase.
271
00:20:25,481 --> 00:20:27,381
That is true comedy.
272
00:20:28,184 --> 00:20:29,549
Heavens to Betsy.
273
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:37,150
Your modern, moronic, feeble-minded,
sophomoric excuse for wit...
274
00:20:39,862 --> 00:20:42,296
...is merely a parade of nasty...
275
00:20:43,766 --> 00:20:45,791
...filthy, vulgar...
276
00:20:47,136 --> 00:20:49,730
...human excrement!
277
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:12,629
- Hey, Janey. What's up?
- Excuse me?
278
00:21:12,863 --> 00:21:16,594
Ever want to be
the most popular girl in school?
279
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,825
Anorexic, superficial?
280
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:22,527
A whore who lacks any real
long-term goals?
281
00:21:22,773 --> 00:21:24,263
Exactly.
282
00:21:24,508 --> 00:21:28,205
If you're interested,
I thought we could go out sometime.
283
00:21:28,445 --> 00:21:29,742
Be seen in public.
284
00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:34,212
- We haven't spoken in four years.
- Actually, more like six.
285
00:21:34,651 --> 00:21:37,848
That time when we were
in line at that theater...
286
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:42,185
...I was actually saying "hey"
to the person behind you.
287
00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:52,530
Friday's championship game
is agalnst North Compton...
288
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:55,535
...and that squad always tries
to bring it.
289
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:58,242
- Bring what, Priscilla?
- Bring it.
290
00:21:58,476 --> 00:22:01,001
Right, but what is "it"?
291
00:22:01,379 --> 00:22:03,813
It's just what they bring, okay?
292
00:22:04,015 --> 00:22:06,415
So then it is what.
293
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:09,815
- What?
- Exactly. That's what it is.
294
00:22:10,021 --> 00:22:12,080
No, it is what I want it to be.
295
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:14,690
Even if what is what what is
or it is what what is...
296
00:22:14,893 --> 00:22:16,861
...it's just it no matter what, got it?
297
00:22:29,608 --> 00:22:34,739
I'm Sandy Sue.
It is simply swell to meet all of you.
298
00:22:35,614 --> 00:22:37,878
Peachy.
You brought a routine?
299
00:22:38,117 --> 00:22:40,449
Oh, you bet.
300
00:22:41,053 --> 00:22:43,385
Give me an H.
Give me a U.
301
00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:47,952
Give me a giant pussy-licking,
ass-fucker cock shit!
302
00:22:51,697 --> 00:22:55,690
I'm sorry.
That was my Tourette's.
303
00:22:56,569 --> 00:22:59,538
I don't know about her.
304
00:22:59,772 --> 00:23:03,265
Let's get it stralght.
This isn't a cheerocracy.
305
00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:05,007
I am the cheertator.
306
00:23:05,245 --> 00:23:09,944
I make the cheercisions,
I will deal with the cheeronsequences.
307
00:23:10,183 --> 00:23:13,983
If there are no more cheeruptions,
we can cheertinue.
308
00:23:14,754 --> 00:23:16,312
Thank you.
309
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,895
Grandpa stuck a finger in my ass!
Cum face!
310
00:23:24,965 --> 00:23:27,695
She'll cheer do.
Great.
311
00:23:29,269 --> 00:23:32,033
Goddamn it, let's go now!
Thirty-two draw!
312
00:23:32,272 --> 00:23:35,673
Goddamn it!
Let's show some goddamn hustle!
313
00:23:35,909 --> 00:23:39,470
Look alive out there!
This isn't a goddamn tryout!
314
00:23:39,713 --> 00:23:42,046
- Goddamn it!
- Blue 21! Hut!
315
00:23:42,283 --> 00:23:43,750
What the hell?
316
00:23:43,985 --> 00:23:46,419
Nobody's covering that hole!
317
00:23:46,654 --> 00:23:49,487
Goddamn it!
Let's do it agaln!
318
00:23:50,892 --> 00:23:53,793
- Goddamn it!
- Marty! Marty! Marty!
319
00:23:54,562 --> 00:23:56,792
All right, Marty.
320
00:23:58,866 --> 00:24:01,334
- Get your ass in there.
- You sure?
321
00:24:01,569 --> 00:24:03,935
Just go, goddamn it.
322
00:24:04,171 --> 00:24:06,366
Wyler, we got this wrapped up.
323
00:24:06,607 --> 00:24:10,600
All you gotta do is run out the clock.
324
00:24:12,613 --> 00:24:15,480
For God's sakes,
don't try anything fancy!
325
00:24:15,716 --> 00:24:17,206
Goddamn it.
326
00:24:20,087 --> 00:24:21,817
Listen, boys.
327
00:24:22,057 --> 00:24:24,491
We got time for one more play.
328
00:24:24,726 --> 00:24:27,991
- I say we get the ball to Marty.
- Damn.
329
00:24:28,230 --> 00:24:30,994
No, I'm just happy
belng on the field.
330
00:24:31,233 --> 00:24:35,670
Coach reckons we should take a knee.
We're up 42-0.
331
00:24:35,904 --> 00:24:38,031
I don't care what coach reckons.
332
00:24:38,273 --> 00:24:40,798
You can't go through life
belng scared.
333
00:24:41,043 --> 00:24:44,376
If you do, you'll always wonder,
"What if?"
334
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,811
But if you go out there
and you give it your all...
335
00:24:49,217 --> 00:24:50,878
...that's heroic.
336
00:24:53,388 --> 00:24:55,356
Guys, I appreciate this, but...
337
00:24:55,591 --> 00:24:57,889
That's the spirlt! Ready?
338
00:25:03,499 --> 00:25:06,161
What are you doing?
Get out of here.
339
00:25:06,402 --> 00:25:07,994
Not here. Down there.
340
00:25:08,237 --> 00:25:09,295
Over here?
341
00:25:09,539 --> 00:25:11,564
What are you doing?
Over here!
342
00:25:12,175 --> 00:25:13,233
Here?
343
00:25:14,377 --> 00:25:15,742
We love you, Marty!
344
00:25:15,979 --> 00:25:17,571
Set, hut!
345
00:25:28,424 --> 00:25:30,187
No. No.
346
00:25:31,561 --> 00:25:33,722
No, don't throw it to me.
347
00:25:34,430 --> 00:25:35,761
No!
348
00:26:01,825 --> 00:26:05,317
- Nice hands, Marty!
- I did it.
349
00:26:06,230 --> 00:26:08,164
- I'm a hero!
- Walk it off!
350
00:26:09,466 --> 00:26:13,061
All right, goddamn it!
Hit the showers, goddamn it!
351
00:26:13,637 --> 00:26:16,606
Bunch of candy-asses.
Lousy practice!
352
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,536
We'll get our asses kicked Friday!
353
00:26:19,777 --> 00:26:23,077
What about fourth-string?
I didn't get to practice.
354
00:26:23,314 --> 00:26:27,148
After all the shenanigans
you pulled last season...
355
00:26:27,385 --> 00:26:32,186
...thank God you're still
in goddamn uniform, goddamn it!
356
00:26:56,214 --> 00:27:00,446
If my parents hear I got detention,
no dessert for a week.
357
00:27:00,686 --> 00:27:02,711
We've disgraced ourselves
and our families.
358
00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:04,856
Guys, guys.
359
00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:08,993
I sense the morale's a little low.
I say we make a pact...
360
00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:11,425
...right here, right now.
361
00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:14,827
Before the end of the year,
we all get laid!
362
00:27:15,501 --> 00:27:17,332
We always make that pact.
363
00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:20,437
We've been walting for this
since puberty.
364
00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:24,006
- Two weeks ago!
- I just got first hair on ball.
365
00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:27,145
I don't think you understand.
366
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:31,013
We'll become the masters of our
sexual destiny.
367
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:35,016
No longer will our penises remaln
flaccid and unused.
368
00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:37,722
No longer steal Grandfather's porn.
369
00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:42,022
No longer will we use blindfolds
when we jerk each other off.
370
00:27:42,796 --> 00:27:44,388
All right, that's it.
371
00:27:48,268 --> 00:27:50,634
What in God's name is going on?
372
00:27:50,871 --> 00:27:53,499
- What was that ruckus?
- I no hear ruckus.
373
00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:57,870
- I heard a ruckus.
- Can you describe this ruckus, sir?
374
00:27:58,111 --> 00:28:00,841
You better watch your tongue,
young man!
375
00:28:01,081 --> 00:28:02,912
We were just sitting here.
376
00:28:03,150 --> 00:28:06,176
You just bought yourself
another detention.
377
00:28:06,419 --> 00:28:09,217
- That's not fair.
- Cry me a river, dickface.
378
00:28:09,456 --> 00:28:12,289
- You bought another one.
- Eat my shorts.
379
00:28:12,893 --> 00:28:14,190
What was that?
380
00:28:14,427 --> 00:28:17,590
Eat my shorts!
381
00:28:17,831 --> 00:28:20,595
- Don't mess with a bull.
- I'm shaking.
382
00:28:20,835 --> 00:28:22,427
- You got another.
- Good!
383
00:28:22,670 --> 00:28:25,264
- You through?
- Not even close, bud.
384
00:28:25,506 --> 00:28:27,235
- Want another one?
- Yes.
385
00:28:27,475 --> 00:28:29,466
- You got it!
- Good.
386
00:28:29,677 --> 00:28:31,702
- Another one. Had enough?
- No.
387
00:28:31,913 --> 00:28:33,073
- Another one.
- So?
388
00:28:33,314 --> 00:28:35,248
- I can keep going.
- Go!
389
00:28:35,483 --> 00:28:37,713
- Eenie, meenie, minie...
- Moe.
390
00:28:37,919 --> 00:28:39,079
- Your mom's a...
- Ho.
391
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,049
- He's a famous clown.
- Bobo.
392
00:28:41,255 --> 00:28:43,485
Mitch, cut it out.
393
00:28:44,058 --> 00:28:45,457
Stop.
394
00:28:45,693 --> 00:28:47,627
- Another one.
- But I was...
395
00:28:47,862 --> 00:28:49,159
That's another one!
396
00:28:49,397 --> 00:28:52,127
- One more for Ox or for Mitch?
- Another.
397
00:28:52,934 --> 00:28:55,061
- I confused.
- Shut up, Wang Chung.
398
00:28:55,303 --> 00:28:59,205
I got you for the rest of your lives.
You're mine.
399
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:03,202
Next time, I'm cracking skulls.
400
00:29:18,994 --> 00:29:21,622
How many times have I sald
I'm not going to Princeton?
401
00:29:21,864 --> 00:29:23,729
I'm not pressuring you.
402
00:29:24,166 --> 00:29:25,827
Just give it four years.
403
00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:29,367
If you don't like it,
you can work at my firm.
404
00:29:29,605 --> 00:29:32,369
I don't want your life!
405
00:29:33,175 --> 00:29:34,233
That's okay, son.
406
00:29:34,476 --> 00:29:37,240
I heard about what happened
with Priscilla.
407
00:29:37,479 --> 00:29:38,776
The good news is...
408
00:29:38,981 --> 00:29:41,473
...I've got the perfect rebound girl.
409
00:29:41,718 --> 00:29:42,980
Really?
410
00:29:44,354 --> 00:29:47,050
Beverly! Could you come in here?
411
00:29:53,162 --> 00:29:54,390
That's Mom!
412
00:29:54,664 --> 00:29:56,655
What do you say, kiddo?
413
00:29:57,433 --> 00:29:59,765
I'm gonna leave you two alone.
414
00:30:10,313 --> 00:30:12,474
Would you prefer
the top or bottom, dear?
415
00:30:12,682 --> 00:30:15,173
Oh, my God!
416
00:30:15,585 --> 00:30:17,883
So you in love?
417
00:30:20,256 --> 00:30:24,023
- Yeah, I think I am.
- Well, who is this guy?
418
00:30:24,261 --> 00:30:28,391
His name is Blane. He's a senior.
He's so beautiful.
419
00:30:33,938 --> 00:30:37,305
Janey? Sweetheart?
420
00:30:39,810 --> 00:30:41,209
Hi, Daddy.
421
00:30:41,412 --> 00:30:44,176
Is something wrong?
You were quiet at dinner.
422
00:30:44,748 --> 00:30:47,410
You were passed out on the table.
423
00:30:52,890 --> 00:30:54,653
Listen, honey...
424
00:30:54,892 --> 00:30:58,885
...I may not always be coherent
or conscious...
425
00:30:59,163 --> 00:31:03,567
...but I know when my girl's
got something on her mind.
426
00:31:04,002 --> 00:31:06,971
Well, there is this popular boy,
Jake.
427
00:31:07,205 --> 00:31:10,834
Oh, sweetie.
428
00:31:12,143 --> 00:31:14,634
Jake knocked you up, didn't he?
429
00:31:14,846 --> 00:31:16,746
No, he asked me out.
430
00:31:18,450 --> 00:31:21,715
Do you like him?
Are you attracted to him?
431
00:31:22,053 --> 00:31:24,749
I mean, would you give him head?
432
00:31:24,956 --> 00:31:27,789
He is kind of cute, but...
433
00:31:28,026 --> 00:31:30,358
...he's always been a total jerk.
434
00:31:30,595 --> 00:31:33,086
It's welrd that he's
talking to me now.
435
00:31:33,331 --> 00:31:37,097
Especially after you've packed on a
couple of pounds.
436
00:31:41,307 --> 00:31:43,798
What do you think I should do?
437
00:31:44,043 --> 00:31:45,670
Look, sweetie.
438
00:31:45,911 --> 00:31:50,405
I never want you to do anything
that compromises who you are...
439
00:31:50,649 --> 00:31:53,982
...because you're very,
very special to me.
440
00:31:54,220 --> 00:31:58,156
If Jake is only asking you out
to get into your pants...
441
00:31:58,691 --> 00:32:00,682
...well, then I'd say...
442
00:32:00,893 --> 00:32:02,690
...go out with him.
443
00:32:02,928 --> 00:32:06,489
You could certalnly use
the popularity points.
444
00:32:06,899 --> 00:32:08,696
And if Jake likes you...
445
00:32:08,934 --> 00:32:14,065
...then maybe those kids'll quit
throwing bags of shit on the porch.
446
00:32:19,612 --> 00:32:21,274
I feel better.
447
00:32:23,884 --> 00:32:26,580
Thanks for the advice, Daddy.
448
00:32:27,521 --> 00:32:30,786
That's what I'm here for,
pumpkin-tits.
449
00:32:35,429 --> 00:32:36,396
Catherine.
450
00:32:37,764 --> 00:32:40,892
- I need to ask you a favor.
- It's about time.
451
00:32:41,368 --> 00:32:43,393
No, not that.
452
00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:48,107
You're the cruelest girl
in high school.
453
00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:52,505
You're the only one who can help
trick Janey into liking me.
454
00:32:52,746 --> 00:32:56,273
That girl with the glasses
and the ponytalI?
455
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:59,417
Don't forget the
palnt-covered overalls.
456
00:33:00,654 --> 00:33:03,089
Well...
457
00:33:03,324 --> 00:33:05,849
...it's going to be difficult.
458
00:33:06,627 --> 00:33:08,891
But I think I can help you.
459
00:33:09,130 --> 00:33:10,563
Sit.
460
00:33:13,801 --> 00:33:15,428
For a price.
461
00:33:17,638 --> 00:33:20,801
And this time,
I don't want your car.
462
00:33:22,543 --> 00:33:24,204
I want you.
463
00:33:24,545 --> 00:33:28,072
Catherine, that's disgusting.
You're my sister.
464
00:33:28,316 --> 00:33:30,807
Only by blood.
465
00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:36,513
- What is wrong with this family?
- Hey, do you want my help or not?
466
00:33:50,072 --> 00:33:53,200
Okay, there are three things
you need to do...
467
00:33:53,408 --> 00:33:56,172
...to have Janey
eating out of your hand.
468
00:34:04,386 --> 00:34:06,149
First, you earn her trust.
469
00:34:06,889 --> 00:34:07,947
Punk!
470
00:34:08,157 --> 00:34:09,647
Come on, leave him alone!
471
00:34:10,025 --> 00:34:14,018
Hey! Come on, guys, back off.
That's enough, okay?
472
00:34:17,799 --> 00:34:19,391
You little shit.
473
00:34:31,047 --> 00:34:33,675
Don't you guys mess with him agaln.
474
00:34:33,917 --> 00:34:38,718
Once you've got her trust,
it's time to make her feel special.
475
00:34:39,389 --> 00:34:43,155
Pick a song with her name in it.
That always works.
476
00:35:01,177 --> 00:35:04,170
Janey's got a gun
477
00:35:04,448 --> 00:35:05,915
Janey's got a gun
478
00:35:06,150 --> 00:35:08,983
She's got a gun!
Janey's got a gun!
479
00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:11,347
The whole world's come undone
480
00:35:12,523 --> 00:35:14,616
Janey Briggs got a gun
481
00:35:15,259 --> 00:35:19,491
So run away
Run away from the paln
482
00:35:19,964 --> 00:35:21,158
Take it easy, miss.
483
00:35:21,398 --> 00:35:23,093
- Walt.
- Get back here!
484
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:26,895
Run away, run away from the paln
485
00:35:27,471 --> 00:35:28,733
Hold her down.
486
00:35:31,442 --> 00:35:34,673
Give me your hand!
Just give us the gun, Janey.
487
00:35:35,579 --> 00:35:38,776
After you've made her feel special...
488
00:35:39,016 --> 00:35:41,986
...it's time to put the icing
on the cake.
489
00:35:42,220 --> 00:35:44,780
I'm really glad you showed up, Janey.
490
00:35:45,056 --> 00:35:49,823
The only reason I came here
was to tell you to leave me alone.
491
00:35:50,061 --> 00:35:53,053
You know, I was just making a snack.
492
00:35:53,298 --> 00:35:55,027
You want one?
493
00:35:55,734 --> 00:35:57,634
No. Listen, Jake...
494
00:35:57,869 --> 00:35:59,564
I'll be right back.
495
00:36:00,372 --> 00:36:01,396
But I...
496
00:36:36,842 --> 00:36:38,469
Hungry?
497
00:36:41,547 --> 00:36:43,014
I don't like sundaes.
498
00:36:43,249 --> 00:36:47,583
It's not a sundae,
it's a banana split.
499
00:36:49,188 --> 00:36:53,022
I don't like those elther.
Goodbye, Jake.
500
00:37:09,509 --> 00:37:10,840
So, Jake...
501
00:37:11,044 --> 00:37:15,344
...how's it going with Janey, Janey,
I couldn't be any more plalny?
502
00:37:17,150 --> 00:37:22,110
Well, you can ask her when I take her
to Preston Wassersteln's big party.
503
00:37:23,590 --> 00:37:24,750
Really?
504
00:37:26,727 --> 00:37:28,456
Really.
505
00:37:30,230 --> 00:37:31,356
How fitting.
506
00:37:31,565 --> 00:37:33,260
Everyone here is eating steak...
507
00:37:33,467 --> 00:37:36,630
...but your boy,
he's the chickenshit.
508
00:37:37,404 --> 00:37:41,306
Jake may not produce the proper
enzymes to digest red meat...
509
00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:45,673
...but he'll always be
more of a quarterback than Austin.
510
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,212
Oh, really?
511
00:37:48,416 --> 00:37:50,247
That's right.
512
00:37:50,451 --> 00:37:52,009
Really.
513
00:37:52,220 --> 00:37:55,212
Come on, son. Let's show them.
514
00:37:56,758 --> 00:37:57,782
I smell a bet.
515
00:38:01,195 --> 00:38:02,628
Come on, Austin.
516
00:38:10,304 --> 00:38:12,670
All right, Jake, let's do it.
517
00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:15,536
All right, let's go.
518
00:38:15,743 --> 00:38:18,041
What's the odds, huh?
Hey, what's the odds?
519
00:38:18,246 --> 00:38:23,310
What, 2-1? Shit.
You stupid damn hog.
520
00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:26,679
Must've been the wind, son.
Try agaln.
521
00:38:30,292 --> 00:38:31,850
Damn!
522
00:38:34,797 --> 00:38:37,061
I think I moved that time.
523
00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:39,089
And that time.
524
00:38:43,372 --> 00:38:44,361
Shit!
525
00:38:49,044 --> 00:38:50,739
That is wack.
526
00:38:54,049 --> 00:38:56,347
Just nalI your mother, son.
527
00:38:56,552 --> 00:38:58,850
That's it. That's it.
528
00:38:59,988 --> 00:39:01,353
Way to go, Jake.
529
00:39:01,558 --> 00:39:04,118
At least you kept them
in the yard this time.
530
00:39:08,431 --> 00:39:11,366
I left some money
on the kitchen counter.
531
00:39:11,601 --> 00:39:14,001
Emergency numbers
are by the phone.
532
00:39:14,237 --> 00:39:16,705
And remember, son:
No parties.
533
00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:18,202
I know, Dad.
534
00:39:18,575 --> 00:39:20,270
Keg coming through.
Hey.
535
00:39:21,077 --> 00:39:22,305
What's up, man?
536
00:39:22,545 --> 00:39:24,536
We're trusting you, Preston.
537
00:39:24,781 --> 00:39:29,013
- Where do you want the speakers?
- In the dining room.
538
00:39:29,252 --> 00:39:31,447
You guys should hit the road.
539
00:39:31,688 --> 00:39:34,282
I'm taking your Ferrari
to buy hookers.
540
00:39:34,524 --> 00:39:37,049
We'll call you later to check in.
541
00:39:37,293 --> 00:39:40,660
I'll be so high,
I won't know where the phone is.
542
00:39:40,897 --> 00:39:42,331
That's my boy.
543
00:39:45,736 --> 00:39:47,931
Jake, what are you doing here?
544
00:39:48,172 --> 00:39:50,800
I'm taking you to Preston's big party.
545
00:39:51,408 --> 00:39:52,432
I can't.
546
00:39:52,676 --> 00:39:56,874
I'm not dressed to go to a party.
I'm a complete mess.
547
00:39:57,114 --> 00:40:00,675
I'd say you're one big fucking
traln wreck.
548
00:40:18,202 --> 00:40:22,606
Maybe a little cover-up
would do the trick.
549
00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:24,702
Okay.
550
00:40:28,547 --> 00:40:31,380
What do we have
to work with here?
551
00:40:33,051 --> 00:40:38,011
These are quite nice.
552
00:40:45,030 --> 00:40:47,999
And everything seems to be
in working order down here.
553
00:40:53,905 --> 00:40:55,532
What are you doing?
554
00:40:57,409 --> 00:41:00,901
That's it. I've got it.
555
00:41:01,146 --> 00:41:02,307
What?
556
00:41:02,548 --> 00:41:06,541
It might seem crazy,
but you'll have to trust me.
557
00:41:34,380 --> 00:41:36,177
That's it.
558
00:41:36,415 --> 00:41:39,213
I did it. I'm a miracle-worker.
559
00:41:42,222 --> 00:41:43,780
Gentlemen...
560
00:41:44,024 --> 00:41:47,084
...may I present to you
the new and improved...
561
00:41:47,661 --> 00:41:49,822
...Janey Briggs.
562
00:42:24,565 --> 00:42:28,695
Congratulations. You just got
your first slow-motion entrance.
563
00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:53,218
I'm okay!
564
00:42:53,461 --> 00:42:54,689
Janey?
565
00:42:56,698 --> 00:43:00,361
Come on out of there, honey.
Quit farting around.
566
00:43:09,211 --> 00:43:12,112
- Got your mom's car keys?
- Check.
567
00:43:14,316 --> 00:43:15,874
- Sleeping bags.
- Check.
568
00:43:16,118 --> 00:43:17,107
- Condoms.
- Check.
569
00:43:17,352 --> 00:43:22,483
Three pubescent libidos to take us
on a series of wild adventures.
570
00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:24,989
Check! Road trip!
571
00:43:40,476 --> 00:43:41,602
We here.
572
00:43:42,145 --> 00:43:46,104
Gentlemen, tonight we go to our
first high school party.
573
00:43:46,716 --> 00:43:49,947
This is the place to buzz the Brillo.
574
00:43:50,186 --> 00:43:52,211
How you plan on buzzing Brillo?
575
00:43:53,356 --> 00:43:57,349
With this letter.
Amanda Becker will know the truth:
576
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,222
I've loved her since I first saw her.
577
00:44:01,464 --> 00:44:03,523
Mitch, that was yesterday.
578
00:44:04,734 --> 00:44:06,099
Welcome to the party.
579
00:44:06,336 --> 00:44:10,602
If you're going to have sex,
do it in my parents' bedroom.
580
00:44:11,708 --> 00:44:16,077
- Does she go to our school?
- It's not even the same person.
581
00:44:16,312 --> 00:44:18,974
Janey-stalney-stalned-pants-overalls?
582
00:44:19,215 --> 00:44:21,410
How did you talk me into this?
583
00:44:21,651 --> 00:44:26,316
Priscilla's freaking out
now that Janey's lost her ponytalI.
584
00:44:26,557 --> 00:44:29,685
I'm going to go
fuck a complete stranger.
585
00:44:29,927 --> 00:44:33,021
Hey, I'm a complete stranger.
586
00:44:35,332 --> 00:44:38,824
Relax, all right?
It's going to be okay.
587
00:44:39,370 --> 00:44:40,394
Nice turtleneck.
588
00:44:40,638 --> 00:44:42,503
What's your name?
589
00:44:42,740 --> 00:44:46,073
I'm Sandy Sue.
Limp-dick fag-fucker!
590
00:44:46,310 --> 00:44:48,335
Who told you that?
Alison?
591
00:44:48,579 --> 00:44:51,309
Alison was bitter when we broke up.
592
00:44:51,549 --> 00:44:56,009
- Completely fake.
- Yeah, that's not her real hair color.
593
00:44:56,253 --> 00:45:00,383
- She's wearing the same outfit as me.
- It looks much better on you.
594
00:45:01,091 --> 00:45:03,458
Where is she?
I thought she'd be here by now.
595
00:45:18,877 --> 00:45:20,469
What's going on?
596
00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:26,717
We can't talk
until she starts moving again.
597
00:45:42,468 --> 00:45:44,368
What are you doing here?
598
00:45:47,006 --> 00:45:48,132
What do you mean?
599
00:45:48,374 --> 00:45:52,674
I'm supposed to be the only black guy
at this party.
600
00:45:53,446 --> 00:45:57,075
- Damn. Shit.
- Yeah, I know.
601
00:45:57,316 --> 00:45:58,283
- It's wack.
- It's wack.
602
00:45:58,517 --> 00:45:59,575
My bad, man.
603
00:45:59,819 --> 00:46:01,582
- Take this.
- Thanks.
604
00:46:01,821 --> 00:46:03,152
Do your thing.
605
00:46:03,789 --> 00:46:07,316
- Peace out, brother.
- Honest mistake.
606
00:46:08,694 --> 00:46:09,888
Yeah.
607
00:46:29,516 --> 00:46:32,007
Get back to the line, geek.
608
00:46:35,822 --> 00:46:37,756
Thank you.
609
00:46:45,098 --> 00:46:47,862
Hi, my name is Catherine.
610
00:46:48,568 --> 00:46:53,130
Yeah, I know.
We just had sex five minutes ago.
611
00:46:57,544 --> 00:46:59,705
Not scoring any cock elther?
612
00:46:59,947 --> 00:47:03,941
Cock? I've never even been kissed.
613
00:47:26,274 --> 00:47:27,866
Janey.
614
00:47:32,580 --> 00:47:34,445
Janey!
615
00:47:34,849 --> 00:47:36,714
Janey.
616
00:47:45,995 --> 00:47:50,591
What up, my yellow brothers?
Chinks in the house!
617
00:48:14,623 --> 00:48:16,488
This never actually happens
in real life.
618
00:48:16,692 --> 00:48:18,125
Then why are we doing this?
619
00:48:18,327 --> 00:48:20,090
I have no idea.
620
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,173
Janey!
621
00:48:37,614 --> 00:48:41,710
Reggie Ray, have you
seen Janey anywhere?
622
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,552
It's a good night for smoking.
623
00:48:45,789 --> 00:48:47,950
aln't that right, Sausage?
624
00:48:55,665 --> 00:48:59,328
Okay, now close your eyes
and wet your lips.
625
00:48:59,569 --> 00:49:03,131
- Are you for real?
- Do you want to learn or not?
626
00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:07,473
I guess.
627
00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:22,923
- See? That wasn't so scary.
- It was nothing.
628
00:49:24,361 --> 00:49:26,659
Okay.
629
00:49:26,897 --> 00:49:29,388
Let's try agaln.
630
00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:33,967
Only this time, I'm gonna
stick my tongue in your mouth.
631
00:49:34,205 --> 00:49:38,767
And when I do that, I want you
to massage my tongue with yours.
632
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:43,346
- And that's what first base is.
- Okay.
633
00:49:43,715 --> 00:49:45,342
Eyes closed.
634
00:50:10,775 --> 00:50:12,902
That was cooI.
635
00:50:15,347 --> 00:50:16,871
Now...
636
00:50:17,115 --> 00:50:20,482
...have you ever eaten pussy before?
637
00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:25,790
You call this a party?!
638
00:50:26,025 --> 00:50:28,619
I'm a golden goddess!
639
00:50:28,861 --> 00:50:31,694
- Show us how drunk you are!
- Go for it!
640
00:50:38,171 --> 00:50:40,332
You're a unique rebel, Janey!
641
00:50:41,140 --> 00:50:42,937
Janey, are you all right?
642
00:50:43,876 --> 00:50:48,973
- I told you not to let me drink.
- I gave you a nonalcoholic beer.
643
00:50:53,486 --> 00:50:56,250
What the hell are you doing here?
644
00:50:56,489 --> 00:50:57,615
I was invited.
645
00:50:57,857 --> 00:51:02,625
Look, you may have lost those glasses
and that ponytalI thing...
646
00:51:02,863 --> 00:51:05,832
...but you're still a loser.
647
00:51:11,572 --> 00:51:14,735
Look at that. Oh, my God.
648
00:51:14,975 --> 00:51:17,170
That's going to staln.
649
00:51:22,316 --> 00:51:25,547
You're not going to cry now, are you?
650
00:52:07,061 --> 00:52:11,191
Look, you can't just start
a slow clap at any old time.
651
00:52:11,432 --> 00:52:17,200
- You gotta walt for the right moment.
- When is it the right moment?
652
00:52:19,974 --> 00:52:22,101
You'll know.
653
00:52:34,256 --> 00:52:36,383
Nobody's allowed down here.
654
00:52:37,092 --> 00:52:38,616
Janey, I just thought...
655
00:52:38,861 --> 00:52:42,194
How did you get in here?
I dead-bolted the door.
656
00:52:43,432 --> 00:52:45,627
There's a hole in the side
of your house.
657
00:52:51,674 --> 00:52:53,767
Who's that?
658
00:52:54,009 --> 00:52:57,206
- It's my mother.
- You have her eyes.
659
00:52:59,548 --> 00:53:02,016
She died when I was 6.
660
00:53:03,286 --> 00:53:05,151
I'm sorry.
661
00:53:05,388 --> 00:53:08,380
I remember it like it was yesterday.
662
00:53:08,625 --> 00:53:14,120
Christmas, 1989. Dad had been
fired from the zipper factory.
663
00:53:14,331 --> 00:53:17,391
Mom was pulling in tricks
to make ends meet.
664
00:53:17,634 --> 00:53:21,001
Daniel Day-Lewis won an Oscar
for My Left Foot.
665
00:53:21,204 --> 00:53:24,503
And all I wanted was
a little Betsy Wetsy doll.
666
00:53:24,708 --> 00:53:29,873
I remember those. Push her belly,
she'd piss all over herself.
667
00:53:30,113 --> 00:53:34,140
She sald she was going out
to get my dad a bottle of gin...
668
00:53:34,384 --> 00:53:38,115
...but I knew she was going
to get me that present.
669
00:53:38,355 --> 00:53:42,348
It was ralning really hard
that night...
670
00:53:42,625 --> 00:53:45,322
...and the roads were slippery.
671
00:53:45,830 --> 00:53:49,129
Oh, God, Janey.
A car accident.
672
00:53:49,367 --> 00:53:51,528
No. Cancer.
673
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:58,766
I had to take on
all of her responsibilities:
674
00:53:59,009 --> 00:54:02,467
Cooking and cleaning and
breast-feeding Mitch.
675
00:54:02,713 --> 00:54:05,876
It's in the past.
Think about your future.
676
00:54:06,117 --> 00:54:08,517
Look how talented you are.
677
00:54:08,753 --> 00:54:13,315
I have this dream of just hopping
on a plane and going to Paris.
678
00:54:13,557 --> 00:54:16,549
There's an art school,
but I can't afford it.
679
00:54:17,094 --> 00:54:21,292
Unless I ralse $26,000
before the admissions cutoff.
680
00:54:21,532 --> 00:54:26,903
My parents give a scholarship to girls
who can't get into art school.
681
00:54:27,105 --> 00:54:29,039
Really? That's amazing.
682
00:54:29,241 --> 00:54:33,541
This year we gave it to Lupe,
the Mexican finger palnter.
683
00:54:33,779 --> 00:54:35,838
I think you'd really like her work.
684
00:54:37,449 --> 00:54:41,112
Sometimes I wish my life
was a fairy tale...
685
00:54:41,353 --> 00:54:44,584
...and some guy would come
and take me away.
686
00:55:09,015 --> 00:55:10,676
- I was...
- Yeah, because we...
687
00:55:10,883 --> 00:55:14,876
- My eyes were shut.
- And we couldn't even...
688
00:55:22,662 --> 00:55:25,130
I'm gonna...
689
00:55:25,331 --> 00:55:27,891
- I'm going to go.
- Okay.
690
00:55:28,901 --> 00:55:32,029
Congratulations to the men and
women nominated for prom queen.
691
00:55:36,609 --> 00:55:38,099
Janey!
692
00:55:38,311 --> 00:55:40,279
- Janey.
- What a nerd.
693
00:55:42,415 --> 00:55:44,179
Hi. Check it out.
694
00:55:44,384 --> 00:55:46,614
You have been nominated
for prom queen.
695
00:55:46,820 --> 00:55:49,050
- What?
- Yeah.
696
00:55:50,791 --> 00:55:53,089
- I can't believe it.
- Yeah.
697
00:55:53,293 --> 00:55:56,387
So do you have a date yet?
698
00:55:56,597 --> 00:55:59,259
No, nobody's asked me.
699
00:55:59,466 --> 00:56:02,492
Do you wanna go?
700
00:56:02,703 --> 00:56:05,536
Of course, if somebody asked me.
701
00:56:05,739 --> 00:56:08,401
Then I'm asking you right now.
702
00:56:08,609 --> 00:56:10,600
About what?
703
00:56:10,811 --> 00:56:12,676
The prom.
704
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,371
Yeah, I know.
It's on Saturday, silly.
705
00:56:15,582 --> 00:56:17,573
See you in English.
706
00:56:17,784 --> 00:56:19,479
Okay.
707
00:56:20,220 --> 00:56:22,347
I had a feeling
you were gonna say that.
708
00:56:33,868 --> 00:56:37,634
Think you'll be prom queen?
Well, think agaln, Janey.
709
00:56:37,839 --> 00:56:41,900
You put the "ass" in "embarrassment,"
the "boo" in "taboo."
710
00:56:42,143 --> 00:56:45,135
And the "suck" in "liposuction."
711
00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:50,445
Is that the best you can do?
712
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:53,414
No.
713
00:56:53,655 --> 00:56:56,715
You also put the "brat"
in "bratwurst."
714
00:56:56,925 --> 00:56:59,860
And the "eew" in "jujitsu."
715
00:57:00,061 --> 00:57:04,795
And the "ism" in "This is all
just a defense mechanism."
716
00:57:09,038 --> 00:57:13,668
So I told her, "Take the old lady and
send your mama back."
717
00:57:14,977 --> 00:57:19,641
So you asked your four-eyed
circus freak to the prom yet?
718
00:57:19,882 --> 00:57:21,941
- We resent that!
- We resent that!
719
00:57:23,586 --> 00:57:26,578
Why don't you just drop it, Austin.
720
00:57:26,855 --> 00:57:31,690
Jake made a few palnt stalns
in his pants thinking about Janey.
721
00:57:32,528 --> 00:57:35,497
It's just a bet. Okay, man?
722
00:57:35,965 --> 00:57:38,661
You always had a thing
for ugly girls...
723
00:57:38,901 --> 00:57:42,462
...Mr. I-Have-
a- Thing-for-Ugly-Girls.
724
00:57:44,874 --> 00:57:46,307
You mean Janey?
725
00:57:46,543 --> 00:57:50,104
She looks as good
as a dumpster full of gristles.
726
00:57:50,447 --> 00:57:52,881
Bling-bling.
727
00:57:54,451 --> 00:57:56,817
Janey Briggs...
728
00:57:57,053 --> 00:57:58,645
...is hot.
729
00:58:15,772 --> 00:58:18,570
- Hey, Janey.
- Hey, Jake.
730
00:58:18,808 --> 00:58:21,675
I've been doing a lot of thinking...
731
00:58:21,911 --> 00:58:26,679
...and there's something
I want to ask you.
732
00:58:26,917 --> 00:58:29,784
I don't want to make
a big deal of it...
733
00:58:30,021 --> 00:58:34,458
...so I'm just gonna lay it out there,
okay?
734
00:58:35,192 --> 00:58:37,126
Here it is.
735
00:58:39,263 --> 00:58:42,232
See, I don't like making big speeches.
736
00:58:42,466 --> 00:58:46,163
I'm a stralght shooter.
I call them like I see them.
737
00:58:46,604 --> 00:58:48,572
What you see is what you get.
738
00:58:49,273 --> 00:58:54,336
aln't nobody gonna break my stride.
aln't nobody gonna slow me down.
739
00:58:54,578 --> 00:58:57,877
Jake, are you trying
to ask me to the...?
740
00:58:58,115 --> 00:59:00,174
Yeah.
741
00:59:00,418 --> 00:59:02,477
I'd love to go with you.
742
00:59:07,225 --> 00:59:09,591
Great. Great.
743
00:59:12,664 --> 00:59:13,995
I'll see you in English.
744
00:59:14,332 --> 00:59:15,697
You...
745
00:59:17,903 --> 00:59:19,700
It's Friday night, it's 8:00...
746
00:59:19,905 --> 00:59:21,896
...and that can only mean one thing.
747
00:59:22,107 --> 00:59:25,873
You guessed it. A new episode
of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch.
748
00:59:27,345 --> 00:59:29,370
But if you're not a fan
of Melissa Joan Hart...
749
00:59:29,581 --> 00:59:31,014
...and I'm not sure who isn't...
750
00:59:31,216 --> 00:59:33,184
...there's a state championship
to be played.
751
00:59:35,987 --> 00:59:39,514
All right. It's time to play some football!
752
00:59:39,725 --> 00:59:45,028
The John Hughes Wasps take on
the North Compton Wildcats.
753
01:00:02,915 --> 01:00:04,507
Goddamn!
754
01:00:12,024 --> 01:00:15,016
That's the fastest half
of football ever.
755
01:00:19,932 --> 01:00:23,664
We saw you at our practice.
I know you stole our routine.
756
01:00:23,904 --> 01:00:28,637
I don't know what you mean.
We do our own cheers. Right, girls?
757
01:00:28,876 --> 01:00:29,900
That's right.
758
01:00:30,110 --> 01:00:33,136
Well, then, you better bring it.
759
01:00:33,380 --> 01:00:35,644
Oh, it's already been broughten.
760
01:00:36,350 --> 01:00:38,648
Nice comeback, Priscilla! Yeah!
761
01:00:39,219 --> 01:00:42,211
We are the North Compton Wildcats
762
01:00:42,456 --> 01:00:44,014
We're black, we know it
763
01:00:44,224 --> 01:00:46,419
We shake our booty and show it
764
01:00:46,660 --> 01:00:48,457
We aln't white
We aln't white
765
01:00:48,662 --> 01:00:51,961
We definitely aln't white
Break it down, nigga
766
01:00:57,838 --> 01:01:00,636
Damn, those bitches represent!
767
01:01:08,616 --> 01:01:09,605
All right!
768
01:01:10,652 --> 01:01:12,779
- Reggie Ray.
- I smell a bet.
769
01:01:13,955 --> 01:01:15,388
You all right?
770
01:01:15,590 --> 01:01:18,582
Coach says it's okay
to bleed from the ears.
771
01:01:23,998 --> 01:01:27,024
I got to go back out on the field.
772
01:01:28,469 --> 01:01:31,438
All right. Be careful.
You only have three...
773
01:01:32,407 --> 01:01:35,843
Two concussions left. Reggie Ray.
774
01:01:36,077 --> 01:01:37,704
And we're back.
775
01:01:39,514 --> 01:01:41,448
Let's go, Wasps!
776
01:01:42,217 --> 01:01:43,947
Let's go, Wasps!
777
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:46,148
Let's go, Wasps!
778
01:01:48,090 --> 01:01:49,819
Blue 33! Set!
779
01:01:51,961 --> 01:01:53,724
That's defense right there.
780
01:01:55,030 --> 01:01:57,123
Say "good day" to Reggie Ray.
781
01:01:59,668 --> 01:02:02,694
Sit down. He got the wind
knocked out of him.
782
01:02:03,072 --> 01:02:06,405
- Come on, Reggie Ray, get up!
- Reggie Ray.
783
01:02:06,609 --> 01:02:08,873
You still have another concussion!
784
01:02:12,081 --> 01:02:13,048
Come on, dog!
785
01:02:13,916 --> 01:02:16,214
It doesn't look good, coach.
786
01:02:16,452 --> 01:02:18,477
- Can he play?
- He's in a coma.
787
01:02:18,721 --> 01:02:21,781
Answer my question! Can he play?
788
01:02:22,024 --> 01:02:24,892
He can't breathe.
Get him to a hospital.
789
01:02:25,128 --> 01:02:26,152
Listen right now!
790
01:02:26,496 --> 01:02:31,991
I don't care what you have to do!
He stays in the game, goddamn it!
791
01:02:33,303 --> 01:02:35,362
- Coach, I'm in love with you.
- Goddamn it!
792
01:02:35,572 --> 01:02:36,971
Fuck.
793
01:02:43,914 --> 01:02:46,781
Holy shit, this motherfucker's heavy.
794
01:02:47,317 --> 01:02:48,579
Blue 15!
795
01:02:51,421 --> 01:02:52,888
Set! Hut!
796
01:02:56,793 --> 01:02:58,886
Goddamn it, Reggie Ray!
797
01:02:59,963 --> 01:03:01,294
Shit.
798
01:03:20,551 --> 01:03:23,543
Wham, bam, what the fuck
just happened?
799
01:03:26,757 --> 01:03:31,558
Okay, Wyler, I've got no choice.
You're the only quarterback I've got.
800
01:03:32,897 --> 01:03:37,163
- I say give the ball to Marty.
- I'm just happy belng on the field.
801
01:03:38,135 --> 01:03:42,572
- You'll always wonder, "What if?"
- I'm a hero!
802
01:03:44,476 --> 01:03:46,637
Goddamn it! Get in the game!
803
01:03:46,878 --> 01:03:48,470
You're our only chance!
804
01:03:49,915 --> 01:03:53,908
- You're a pussy, Wyler!
- Do it for Marty's torso!
805
01:03:57,589 --> 01:03:59,250
You got butterflies, huh?
806
01:03:59,658 --> 01:04:00,716
Who are you?
807
01:04:08,467 --> 01:04:09,661
I'm the wise janitor.
808
01:04:10,235 --> 01:04:13,363
I impart knowledge
and help overcome fears.
809
01:04:13,605 --> 01:04:15,766
I also replace the urinal cakes.
810
01:04:16,008 --> 01:04:18,636
I'm here to help you
get your throw back.
811
01:04:19,511 --> 01:04:21,479
- How did you...?
- I've been watching.
812
01:04:21,713 --> 01:04:26,242
During practice, in the hallways,
in the lockers, taking a shower...
813
01:04:26,486 --> 01:04:29,455
...whipping boys with a wet towel.
814
01:04:29,689 --> 01:04:34,217
- Can tell you kind of like that.
- Hey! Let's get back to the throw.
815
01:04:34,460 --> 01:04:37,224
What happened to Marty
wasn't your fault.
816
01:04:37,463 --> 01:04:38,430
Really?
817
01:04:38,631 --> 01:04:41,862
Okay, it was.
But you got to get over it.
818
01:04:42,068 --> 01:04:44,400
It could've happened to anybody.
819
01:04:44,637 --> 01:04:48,095
Anybody that disobeyed the coach
and the team...
820
01:04:48,307 --> 01:04:53,210
...and threw to a 90-pound kid
who shouldn't have been on the field.
821
01:04:53,413 --> 01:04:57,315
Stop! How is any of this
supposed to be helping me?
822
01:04:57,517 --> 01:04:59,508
Right. Forget what I sald.
823
01:04:59,752 --> 01:05:04,452
You got to go out there, believe
in the ball and throw yourself.
824
01:05:04,858 --> 01:05:06,985
You can do it.
825
01:05:11,498 --> 01:05:13,659
I'm going out there.
826
01:05:19,973 --> 01:05:23,568
Only 25 seconds remalning,
and the season...
827
01:05:23,811 --> 01:05:28,077
...rests in the hands of fourth-string
quarterback Jake Wyler.
828
01:05:28,315 --> 01:05:31,375
Translation: We're shit out of luck.
829
01:05:31,819 --> 01:05:33,150
Give me a W!
830
01:05:34,154 --> 01:05:36,247
Give me a Y!
831
01:05:36,457 --> 01:05:39,688
Give me a...
Lick my pussy ass cock shit!
832
01:05:40,527 --> 01:05:43,087
Lick my pussy ass cock shit!
833
01:05:47,435 --> 01:05:48,561
Blue 83!
834
01:05:48,803 --> 01:05:51,067
- Blue 83!
- Reggie Ray?
835
01:05:51,306 --> 01:05:53,297
I reckon I'm feeling better.
836
01:05:53,541 --> 01:05:54,872
Set! Hut!
837
01:06:39,355 --> 01:06:40,481
Shit.
838
01:06:54,837 --> 01:06:59,297
That has to be the worst pass
I've ever seen, ever.
839
01:07:01,510 --> 01:07:03,478
What the hell was that?
840
01:07:31,675 --> 01:07:32,869
Jake?
841
01:07:35,545 --> 01:07:36,739
Jake.
842
01:07:38,648 --> 01:07:39,842
Hey.
843
01:07:40,450 --> 01:07:43,943
- You did great out there.
- I blew the game, Janey.
844
01:07:44,188 --> 01:07:45,587
I let everyone down.
845
01:07:45,823 --> 01:07:50,590
It's just a football game, Jake.
Besides...
846
01:07:51,829 --> 01:07:53,694
...you didn't let me down.
847
01:07:54,265 --> 01:07:55,459
Really?
848
01:07:56,901 --> 01:07:59,597
Jake, you've taught me to be myself.
849
01:07:59,837 --> 01:08:02,829
You never saw me as the girl
in glasses.
850
01:08:03,074 --> 01:08:05,599
Don't forget the palnt-covered
overalls.
851
01:08:05,843 --> 01:08:08,539
Right, you never noticed those elther.
852
01:08:09,580 --> 01:08:12,048
You taught me a lot about myself too.
853
01:08:12,583 --> 01:08:16,747
Oh, Jake. Nothing could
ever come between us now.
854
01:08:20,891 --> 01:08:23,086
Nothing could
ever come between us now.
855
01:08:23,294 --> 01:08:24,523
Jake Wyler.
856
01:08:26,331 --> 01:08:29,732
Congratulations.
You blew my perfect season.
857
01:08:29,968 --> 01:08:33,927
- Senor You-Blew-My-Perfect-Season.
- What do you want, Austin?
858
01:08:34,172 --> 01:08:35,139
A life.
859
01:08:36,808 --> 01:08:38,275
And payback.
860
01:08:38,744 --> 01:08:41,907
- Come on, don't do this.
- No, I'll hang around.
861
01:08:42,147 --> 01:08:47,050
Maybe tell Janey a little
S-E-C-R-A-T-P...
862
01:08:50,522 --> 01:08:52,183
What's going on?
863
01:08:52,391 --> 01:08:54,120
Austin.
864
01:08:54,326 --> 01:08:55,418
This isn't funny!
865
01:08:56,995 --> 01:08:57,962
No.
866
01:08:59,431 --> 01:09:00,625
I don't believe it.
867
01:09:00,866 --> 01:09:05,531
I sald I'd turn you into prom queen
when I thought you were ugly...
868
01:09:05,738 --> 01:09:11,176
...the girl with no friends who was
dirt poor and smelled a little funky.
869
01:09:11,411 --> 01:09:13,811
Look, I made a mistake.
870
01:09:14,047 --> 01:09:18,211
If I could go back, I never would've
made that stupid bet.
871
01:09:21,454 --> 01:09:23,513
What bet?
872
01:09:26,526 --> 01:09:29,984
I never sald anything about a bet.
873
01:09:39,939 --> 01:09:41,099
All I sald was:
874
01:09:41,341 --> 01:09:43,206
"I'm pretending to whisper...
875
01:09:43,443 --> 01:09:48,507
...so Jake thinks I'm telling you a
secret and will confess...
876
01:09:48,749 --> 01:09:54,187
...revealing a secret and confirming
everything I whispered in your ear."
877
01:10:20,147 --> 01:10:23,480
I wish I didn't make that bet
878
01:10:23,717 --> 01:10:27,313
That's not the guy I want to be
879
01:10:27,555 --> 01:10:30,991
If I could just turn back the clock
880
01:10:31,226 --> 01:10:36,129
Then Janey would still be with me
881
01:10:39,067 --> 01:10:42,161
Tell me, Mom, what should I do?
882
01:10:42,570 --> 01:10:44,037
I love this boy
883
01:10:44,272 --> 01:10:49,209
But he has been untrue
884
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:54,974
I'll do my best to make things right
885
01:10:55,850 --> 01:10:59,479
I wish we could resolve this fight
886
01:11:00,355 --> 01:11:02,152
It could happen
887
01:11:02,390 --> 01:11:03,823
It could happen
888
01:11:04,059 --> 01:11:08,155
- At the prom tonight
- At the prom tonight
889
01:11:13,736 --> 01:11:16,671
I'm getting pussy no matter what
890
01:11:16,939 --> 01:11:19,669
Even if it with dirty slut
891
01:11:19,909 --> 01:11:22,503
True love is what I want the most
892
01:11:22,745 --> 01:11:26,272
I just jerked off in your French toast
893
01:11:26,882 --> 01:11:31,376
So what if we have the same mother
894
01:11:32,822 --> 01:11:37,885
Tonight I'm gonna fuck my brother
895
01:11:38,327 --> 01:11:41,091
In a few hours
I'll be queen of the prom
896
01:11:44,134 --> 01:11:47,695
I've been an alcoholic
Since my first tour in Nam
897
01:11:50,073 --> 01:11:53,873
I asked Janey to the prom
And she doesn't know why
898
01:11:56,179 --> 01:11:59,808
I'm only in the song because
I'm a black guy
899
01:12:03,186 --> 01:12:07,987
I have no money
I have to make my own dress
900
01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:14,820
Look at me, my breasts are perky, yes
901
01:12:15,632 --> 01:12:18,601
I'm gonna win her back
No matter what it takes
902
01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:23,465
Here I go, I'm gonna
Forget about Jake
903
01:12:26,878 --> 01:12:28,709
Prom tonight
904
01:12:30,748 --> 01:12:32,613
Prom tonight
905
01:12:34,151 --> 01:12:35,516
Prom tonight
906
01:12:40,992 --> 01:12:43,620
It's gonna happen, gonna happen
907
01:12:47,331 --> 01:12:51,791
At the prom
908
01:12:54,338 --> 01:12:55,327
Tonight
909
01:13:17,930 --> 01:13:19,056
Hi, Ricky.
910
01:13:19,264 --> 01:13:21,164
Thanks. See you in English.
911
01:13:21,366 --> 01:13:23,493
Oh, but we're graduated.
912
01:13:23,702 --> 01:13:26,330
All right, can you...? I'm not...
No, can you take it ba...?
913
01:13:26,538 --> 01:13:28,665
Can you please not...? All right.
914
01:13:38,517 --> 01:13:44,479
When I was a freshman,
I threw 176 touchdown passes.
915
01:13:44,824 --> 01:13:50,126
My sophomore year, I ran 14 in
on my own with a spralned ankle...
916
01:13:50,363 --> 01:13:54,663
...a broken phalange, a ruptured
duodenum and subdermal hematoma.
917
01:13:55,368 --> 01:13:57,359
When I was a junior,
I won the science fair...
918
01:13:57,570 --> 01:13:59,538
...for running a Volkswagen Bug
off a potato.
919
01:13:59,739 --> 01:14:06,372
Most recently, I was a star of the
Greco-Roman Wrestling Federation.
920
01:14:24,498 --> 01:14:26,728
I bet she great bonk.
921
01:14:26,967 --> 01:14:30,334
Excuse me, Bruce? No.
You don't bonk Amanda Becker.
922
01:14:30,938 --> 01:14:34,704
You make sweet, sweet love to her.
923
01:14:35,409 --> 01:14:37,639
Amanda Becker's like a flower.
924
01:14:38,278 --> 01:14:39,768
You smell her.
925
01:14:40,014 --> 01:14:41,948
You touch her gently.
926
01:14:42,483 --> 01:14:46,977
You admire the beauty.
You watch it blossom.
927
01:14:47,755 --> 01:14:52,124
And you thank God he created
something so perfect.
928
01:14:54,862 --> 01:14:56,329
Go to her.
929
01:15:08,943 --> 01:15:10,934
Be strong, Mitch!
930
01:15:24,059 --> 01:15:26,789
What do you expect from me?
931
01:15:27,462 --> 01:15:31,990
- Do you think I'll have sex with you?
- No! You don't understand.
932
01:15:32,233 --> 01:15:34,292
Because I am not a cheap slut.
933
01:15:34,536 --> 01:15:38,996
I don't screw every pathetic guy
that gives me a letter.
934
01:15:41,176 --> 01:15:43,770
I give them hand jobs.
935
01:15:51,387 --> 01:15:55,016
- Want to dance?
- Only if we're horizontal.
936
01:15:55,624 --> 01:15:58,218
I totally heard that.
937
01:16:11,540 --> 01:16:13,599
We're dancing.
938
01:16:34,931 --> 01:16:35,898
It's funny.
939
01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:40,160
You'd never suspect everyone
here is a professional dancer.
940
01:16:54,317 --> 01:16:55,648
Oh, God. No.
941
01:16:55,886 --> 01:16:57,979
I want to do it here
on the dance floor.
942
01:16:58,188 --> 01:16:59,314
Janey!
943
01:16:59,523 --> 01:17:03,323
Don't you forget our deal.
She wins, you're mine.
944
01:17:15,106 --> 01:17:19,202
And now the moment every
popular guy who's made a bet...
945
01:17:19,443 --> 01:17:24,005
...to turn a rebellious girl
into prom queen has been walting for:
946
01:17:24,248 --> 01:17:27,547
The announcement
of the prom king and queen.
947
01:17:27,785 --> 01:17:30,276
This year's prom king is...
948
01:17:30,988 --> 01:17:31,977
Marty!
949
01:17:32,723 --> 01:17:35,021
...Jake Wyler!
950
01:17:49,374 --> 01:17:50,807
Way to go, Jake!
951
01:17:51,410 --> 01:17:54,311
This year's prom queen is...
952
01:17:54,513 --> 01:17:56,413
You got it, Priscilla!
953
01:17:56,615 --> 01:17:59,516
I don't believe it. It's a tie.
954
01:18:00,118 --> 01:18:01,085
A tie?
955
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:02,947
- Holy shit!
- Oh, my God.
956
01:18:04,656 --> 01:18:06,920
Your new prom queens are...
957
01:18:08,393 --> 01:18:11,851
...Kara and Sara Fratelli.
- Fuck.
958
01:18:12,931 --> 01:18:16,731
- Oh, my God!
- They deserve it.
959
01:18:19,171 --> 01:18:20,468
Congratulations!
960
01:18:22,774 --> 01:18:26,472
There we go! Your king and queen.
961
01:18:32,719 --> 01:18:35,847
I say we make like a tree
and branch...
962
01:18:36,856 --> 01:18:38,847
...out of here.
963
01:18:40,260 --> 01:18:41,852
All right, Kara and Sara.
964
01:18:42,095 --> 01:18:45,724
Now it is traditional
for the king and queen...
965
01:18:45,932 --> 01:18:49,527
...to share a ceremonial dance.
- Come here.
966
01:18:50,870 --> 01:18:55,773
Put your heads on my shoulder
967
01:19:00,013 --> 01:19:01,605
You smell good.
968
01:19:15,195 --> 01:19:16,560
Janey!
969
01:19:21,302 --> 01:19:23,463
Do you know where Austin went?
970
01:19:23,704 --> 01:19:27,697
I know he rented a room at
the Sunrise Motel. Room number six.
971
01:19:27,942 --> 01:19:32,072
Past the ice dispenser. Hit the
Pepsi machine, you went too far.
972
01:19:32,313 --> 01:19:34,781
Oh, and the door will not be locked.
973
01:19:37,384 --> 01:19:38,715
That's all I know.
974
01:19:39,987 --> 01:19:41,215
Thanks, Malik.
975
01:19:43,590 --> 01:19:48,460
You're intelligent and insightful.
You don't get the respect you deserve.
976
01:19:51,166 --> 01:19:53,430
You really mean that, Jake?
977
01:19:53,635 --> 01:19:56,798
That's great! I've always wanted
to discuss...
978
01:19:57,005 --> 01:19:59,371
I actually got to go. Sorry.
979
01:19:59,607 --> 01:20:00,665
Motherfucker.
980
01:20:00,909 --> 01:20:02,740
Hold it right there, mister.
981
01:20:03,278 --> 01:20:08,477
I am not going to let you hurt Janey
agaln, okay? Besides, I love her.
982
01:20:08,683 --> 01:20:09,809
Well, so do I.
983
01:20:10,719 --> 01:20:15,383
But I'm the best friend, and I've
been in front of her the whole time...
984
01:20:15,623 --> 01:20:19,787
...and she just doesn't realize
it yet, but she will.
985
01:20:20,261 --> 01:20:23,753
I'm the cooI guy who's learned
the error of his ways.
986
01:20:24,132 --> 01:20:27,432
She'll forgive my mistakes
and realize I love her.
987
01:20:29,238 --> 01:20:30,762
Damn it. That's true.
988
01:20:45,721 --> 01:20:48,952
Why's this door locked?
It's a fire hazard!
989
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:06,266
Get out of the road!
990
01:21:06,510 --> 01:21:07,943
Hey, watch it, man!
991
01:21:09,179 --> 01:21:11,374
She's not attracted to you!
992
01:21:12,149 --> 01:21:13,810
She doesn't love you!
993
01:21:14,851 --> 01:21:17,342
You'll never be more than a friend!
994
01:21:18,388 --> 01:21:20,515
Two dollars!
995
01:21:29,599 --> 01:21:31,760
Ice dispenser.
996
01:21:32,002 --> 01:21:33,367
Six.
997
01:21:33,837 --> 01:21:37,864
Yeah! I'll make you forget all
about losing prom queen.
998
01:21:38,108 --> 01:21:41,566
Tell me who your daddy is!
Tell me who your papa is!
999
01:21:44,247 --> 01:21:46,478
Get off her, man!
1000
01:21:46,717 --> 01:21:47,843
Priscilla.
1001
01:21:48,052 --> 01:21:49,519
Don't move.
1002
01:21:54,392 --> 01:21:57,088
- What's going on?
- Something beautiful.
1003
01:21:58,129 --> 01:22:01,292
- Where's Janey?
- Miss Run-Home-to-My-Daddy...
1004
01:22:01,532 --> 01:22:04,262
...ran home to her daddy.
1005
01:22:05,236 --> 01:22:08,831
- That's for taking Janey to the prom.
- You put the...
1006
01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:13,807
- That's for hurting her at the party!
- This is really turning me on.
1007
01:22:14,278 --> 01:22:17,111
That's for belng really welrd.
1008
01:22:17,381 --> 01:22:18,848
Thank you.
1009
01:22:24,322 --> 01:22:26,757
I don't know what that was for.
1010
01:22:34,967 --> 01:22:38,960
- Oh, me so horny.
- Oh, me so horny.
1011
01:22:40,772 --> 01:22:45,141
You nerd who can't get pussy
from American girl?
1012
01:22:45,344 --> 01:22:47,437
You smart cookie. How you know?
1013
01:22:47,646 --> 01:22:49,238
I know.
1014
01:22:49,448 --> 01:22:54,112
You follow me,
I give you sucky-sucky.
1015
01:22:58,023 --> 01:23:00,787
Hey! What's everybody
standing around for?
1016
01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:03,560
Come on. Join the fun!
1017
01:23:05,798 --> 01:23:07,629
Watch me!
1018
01:23:08,735 --> 01:23:10,999
Get footloose everybody! Yeah!
1019
01:23:11,204 --> 01:23:14,071
One, two, three.
Come on, you can...
1020
01:23:14,707 --> 01:23:16,402
Kick him in the butt!
1021
01:23:22,348 --> 01:23:24,009
Hello.
1022
01:23:25,885 --> 01:23:27,079
Hi.
1023
01:23:28,454 --> 01:23:31,855
I never thought I'd hear myself
say this...
1024
01:23:32,292 --> 01:23:37,696
...but for once, I wish I could meet
a nice, sensitive guy...
1025
01:23:37,897 --> 01:23:40,730
...who wanted more than just sex.
1026
01:23:42,335 --> 01:23:45,032
That is very admirable.
1027
01:23:47,942 --> 01:23:50,604
I wish a guy would
take me out for dinner.
1028
01:23:51,245 --> 01:23:52,837
I feel the same way.
1029
01:23:55,049 --> 01:23:56,778
And for once...
1030
01:23:58,819 --> 01:24:03,017
...I wish a guy would take a dump
on my chest.
1031
01:24:05,125 --> 01:24:07,059
That is appalling.
1032
01:24:11,365 --> 01:24:13,333
That really upsets me.
1033
01:24:14,802 --> 01:24:18,863
I can't believe nobody's ever taken
a dump on your chest.
1034
01:24:22,543 --> 01:24:24,067
Will you be that guy?
1035
01:24:30,952 --> 01:24:34,444
It would be an honor and a privilege.
1036
01:24:45,033 --> 01:24:46,830
Janey!
1037
01:24:50,105 --> 01:24:51,163
Hello?
1038
01:24:52,107 --> 01:24:53,938
Is anybody home?
1039
01:24:54,509 --> 01:24:56,943
Get down! Enemy fire!
1040
01:24:58,313 --> 01:24:59,974
Mr. Briggs?
1041
01:25:00,215 --> 01:25:03,207
Excuse me, sir.
Do you know where Janey is?
1042
01:25:03,451 --> 01:25:07,912
She went out there. On her own.
There's Charlie everywhere.
1043
01:25:08,457 --> 01:25:10,789
Right. Do you know where she went?
1044
01:25:11,193 --> 01:25:13,821
Couldn't take it. Went to the airport.
1045
01:25:14,063 --> 01:25:18,762
Something about Paris.
Her tour was over.
1046
01:25:19,068 --> 01:25:21,161
Paris. Thank you, sir.
1047
01:25:21,737 --> 01:25:25,298
I need ammo! I can't hold them off
much longer!
1048
01:25:33,182 --> 01:25:35,173
She's not here.
1049
01:25:35,384 --> 01:25:37,579
Went to the airport.
1050
01:25:38,721 --> 01:25:40,154
Thanks.
1051
01:25:40,356 --> 01:25:41,983
You're welcome.
1052
01:25:48,532 --> 01:25:51,524
Off the road, you glasses
and ponytalI freak!
1053
01:26:04,848 --> 01:26:06,076
Two dollars!
1054
01:26:06,283 --> 01:26:08,376
- Two dollars!
- Two dollars!
1055
01:26:14,825 --> 01:26:16,918
Next stop, airport.
1056
01:26:17,194 --> 01:26:21,756
The red zone is for the loading
and unloading of passengers.
1057
01:26:21,998 --> 01:26:23,397
No parking.
1058
01:26:23,633 --> 01:26:24,861
Attention, please.
1059
01:26:25,103 --> 01:26:30,405
All red Porsche 944s parked in the
white zone will be towed immediately.
1060
01:26:35,747 --> 01:26:39,239
Paris air, flight 805 to art school
in Paris...
1061
01:26:39,484 --> 01:26:41,714
...from gate 122, is now boarding.
1062
01:26:55,199 --> 01:26:57,531
Excuse me, everyone!
1063
01:26:58,169 --> 01:27:02,333
There's a girl boarding a plane
right now to Paris that I love.
1064
01:27:04,008 --> 01:27:07,570
If I don't get there in time and
tell her how I feel...
1065
01:27:07,813 --> 01:27:10,407
...I may never see her agaln.
1066
01:27:14,353 --> 01:27:15,445
Go get her, son.
1067
01:27:16,522 --> 01:27:17,853
Good luck, young man.
1068
01:27:20,359 --> 01:27:22,020
- Go get her!
- Go for it.
1069
01:27:24,696 --> 01:27:26,027
Oh, hell, just go.
1070
01:27:28,867 --> 01:27:29,925
Freeze, bitch!
1071
01:27:40,879 --> 01:27:43,347
You're bleeding on my suitcase.
1072
01:27:49,656 --> 01:27:50,623
Excuse me!
1073
01:27:51,724 --> 01:27:53,123
Excuse me, everyone!
1074
01:27:53,693 --> 01:27:59,154
There's a girl about to board a plane
to Paris right now that I love...
1075
01:27:59,365 --> 01:28:02,960
We already heard that one. Asshole.
1076
01:28:04,804 --> 01:28:09,741
This is the final call for Paris air
flight 805 to art school...
1077
01:28:09,976 --> 01:28:12,240
...departing from gate 122.
1078
01:28:12,445 --> 01:28:14,003
Janey!
1079
01:28:15,148 --> 01:28:17,343
Hey, shithead, that's mine.
1080
01:28:17,584 --> 01:28:18,881
Give it back!
1081
01:28:19,252 --> 01:28:23,484
Just believe in the ball, Jake.
And throw yourself.
1082
01:28:24,357 --> 01:28:25,552
Yeah.
1083
01:28:35,135 --> 01:28:36,102
Yes!
1084
01:28:36,303 --> 01:28:37,702
Nice shot, Jake.
1085
01:28:40,241 --> 01:28:41,401
- Jake?
- Janey.
1086
01:28:41,609 --> 01:28:44,009
Thank God I got to you in time.
Listen to me.
1087
01:28:44,445 --> 01:28:46,675
I'm not going to let you go to Paris.
1088
01:28:47,314 --> 01:28:50,044
- This is the final call...
- Why not?
1089
01:28:50,284 --> 01:28:52,445
...for flight 805 to art school.
1090
01:28:52,686 --> 01:28:58,352
If you're finding words to stop a girl
from leaving, now would be the time.
1091
01:28:58,559 --> 01:29:00,151
Janey...
1092
01:29:01,595 --> 01:29:05,293
...I made that bet before I knew you.
1093
01:29:06,768 --> 01:29:08,895
Before I really knew me.
1094
01:29:10,839 --> 01:29:11,999
Oh, Jake.
1095
01:29:14,042 --> 01:29:15,873
Okay, hold it right there.
1096
01:29:20,048 --> 01:29:23,279
Tell me you didn't quote
Freddie Prinze Jr.
1097
01:29:25,220 --> 01:29:28,986
I knew it. That was a line
from She's All That.
1098
01:29:29,224 --> 01:29:31,784
I masturbate to that movie.
1099
01:29:35,096 --> 01:29:36,085
Do you mind?
1100
01:29:36,331 --> 01:29:39,323
No, not at all.
Masturbation's very healthy.
1101
01:29:39,534 --> 01:29:41,126
No, stay out of it.
1102
01:29:41,336 --> 01:29:43,463
Oh, I'm sorry.
I just had to say something.
1103
01:29:43,672 --> 01:29:45,641
I couldn't help myself. Go on.
1104
01:29:45,841 --> 01:29:47,331
Thank you.
1105
01:29:48,144 --> 01:29:53,275
Janey, you sald you couldn't believe
in someone that didn't believe in you.
1106
01:29:53,516 --> 01:29:57,509
Well, I believed in you.
I always believed in you.
1107
01:29:58,721 --> 01:29:59,881
Oh, Jake.
1108
01:30:00,723 --> 01:30:04,523
Oh, God. I can't believe
you fell for that crap.
1109
01:30:04,727 --> 01:30:07,252
- That's Pretty in Pink.
- Are you sure?
1110
01:30:07,964 --> 01:30:09,158
Trust me.
1111
01:30:09,365 --> 01:30:14,667
- Excuse me. What are you doing?
- Let me give you some advice, Jake.
1112
01:30:14,870 --> 01:30:18,772
Lose the I'm-the-cute-and-sensitive-
popular-boy routine.
1113
01:30:18,975 --> 01:30:20,033
It's pathetic.
1114
01:30:20,242 --> 01:30:23,507
And tell Janey
what's true in your heart.
1115
01:30:23,713 --> 01:30:25,511
Stop belng such a little bitch.
1116
01:30:27,217 --> 01:30:28,445
But I was just trying to...
1117
01:30:28,652 --> 01:30:31,450
Don't even use that eyebrow move
on me. It's not gonna work.
1118
01:30:31,655 --> 01:30:33,145
You do overuse that move.
1119
01:30:33,357 --> 01:30:34,756
And you.
1120
01:30:34,958 --> 01:30:38,689
Miss Other-Side-of-the-Tracks-
Awkward-Rebel-With-Glasses.
1121
01:30:39,096 --> 01:30:43,590
Wise up to Jake's bullshit.
Stop belng such a dumb-ass.
1122
01:30:47,104 --> 01:30:48,503
She's right.
1123
01:30:49,206 --> 01:30:51,401
- Janey...
- Yes, Jake?
1124
01:30:54,111 --> 01:30:57,603
Maybe you should get on that plane
and go to Paris.
1125
01:30:59,049 --> 01:31:02,712
Well, if you stay,
we really only have the summer.
1126
01:31:02,953 --> 01:31:07,220
Then I go to college. We'll spend
the occasional weekend together.
1127
01:31:07,425 --> 01:31:09,154
Which is nice.
1128
01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:13,854
But chances are, one night I'll get
wrecked and have sex with some girl.
1129
01:31:14,098 --> 01:31:15,998
You'll call me a slut.
1130
01:31:16,267 --> 01:31:19,498
I'll call you a cock-tease,
and we'll break up.
1131
01:31:19,704 --> 01:31:23,470
So when you really think about it,
what's the point?
1132
01:31:26,477 --> 01:31:32,814
Well, that wasn't exactly the kind
of truth I was expecting.
1133
01:31:33,951 --> 01:31:38,183
But I'm not gonna fall for it. How big
a dumb-ass do you think I am?
1134
01:31:38,923 --> 01:31:42,017
You obviously stole that
from Karate Kid.
1135
01:31:42,226 --> 01:31:44,023
No, actually, I...
1136
01:31:44,662 --> 01:31:47,598
Jake, it's okay.
1137
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:49,461
I love you too.
1138
01:31:49,668 --> 01:31:51,465
We all know where this is going.
1139
01:31:51,670 --> 01:31:54,230
Fucking teenagers.
1140
01:32:03,816 --> 01:32:05,010
This is it.
1141
01:32:05,250 --> 01:32:06,717
The right moment.
1142
01:32:22,034 --> 01:32:23,524
Son of a bitch!
1143
01:32:40,253 --> 01:32:43,689
Well, Mitch, I learned
a very valuable lesson.
1144
01:32:43,890 --> 01:32:46,825
I realized that I don't really wanna
get involved with a girl...
1145
01:32:47,026 --> 01:32:48,926
...unless I'm really in love with her.
1146
01:32:50,463 --> 01:32:51,896
Yeah.
1147
01:32:53,199 --> 01:32:56,225
Nice try, Ox.
We know you took it in the ass.
1148
01:32:58,004 --> 01:33:01,531
Believe it or not,
I, too, learned a valuable lesson.
1149
01:33:01,741 --> 01:33:03,971
Bruce, your accent.
What happened?
1150
01:33:04,177 --> 01:33:06,806
You see, I realized
that the best way to get the girl...
1151
01:33:07,014 --> 01:33:08,606
...is to just be yourself.
1152
01:33:08,816 --> 01:33:12,843
For most people that would be
a very valuable lesson.
1153
01:33:13,053 --> 01:33:15,954
But in your case,
I'd stick to being Chinese.
1154
01:33:16,157 --> 01:33:17,488
Japanese.
1155
01:33:17,691 --> 01:33:19,181
So what'd you learn
last night?
1156
01:33:19,627 --> 01:33:22,790
Gentlemen, I learned
the greatest lesson of all.
1157
01:33:22,997 --> 01:33:25,431
That unlike everyone else
in these teen movies...
1158
01:33:25,633 --> 01:33:28,625
...I don't wanna learn
some dumb-ass valuable lesson.
1159
01:33:28,836 --> 01:33:30,269
I still wanna fuck!
1160
01:33:30,471 --> 01:33:32,598
- Hey.
- All right.
1161
01:39:32,041 --> 01:39:33,565
Ready?
1162
01:39:33,776 --> 01:39:35,767
And action!
1163
01:39:35,978 --> 01:39:38,003
Come on, Austin.
1164
01:39:39,382 --> 01:39:40,781
Holy shit!
1165
01:39:40,983 --> 01:39:43,281
I'm a fucking god!
85196
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