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[*tapping a mic*]
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Is this on?
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We're recording?
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Oh, okay
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Hum, hi,
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my name is Bob, and,
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well,
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this is my story.
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Fart hole
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Damn, here's a fine bitch
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Oh, I'd eat your fuck pussy
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Bring your pussy over here
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I'll eat it right
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So *** porns, what you got, what you got?
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***, more?
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I got it. Put those on the shelf
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(Damn this girl is smoking,)
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yo, this girl is ***
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(Look at this)
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Yo dog, would you stop talking black, man?
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Yo man, I'm just keepin' it real, dawg
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But you're a real white, man
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Shit
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Shit, all I know is
meeting this girl right here
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We gonna have a date tonight
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It's gonna be me, her, and
foxy-roxy right here
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Yeah, I'll be looking at her,
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but I'll be fucking foxy
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Uh
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Yo, don't you got some lotion
in the box too?
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Yeah man, ***
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That's gross
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Hey, come on,
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Give me...
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Stop it
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Come on
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What you got?
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Is that *** mother fucking *** yo?
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Come on
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he genomic the
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He like a 9 year old man
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Is your mom that shipped it for you?
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I made it
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You make up a *** lotion out, dawg?
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Yeah man, don't use it all
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***
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Why is your shirt so fucking wrinkled?
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Sorry Mr John, ***
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And you, quit jerking off in the back bathroom
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on my cock... Uh, "clock".
"Clock"
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I'm already *** in your pay
4 hours for last week
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If you do it again, you're fired
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(Yes, sir)
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And you:
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keep up the good work
[*slap*]
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I would bloody beat that
motherfucker down the street
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I've heard that
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What do we have here?
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That's nice
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Why don't we uh... put that in?
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Oh
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Oh fuck yeah
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Tell me I'm the sexiest woman in the world
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Tell me I'm fucking beautiful
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Oh it's so good
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Fucking cock is shit(?)
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I'm gorgeous? I'm gorgeous?
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Fuck yeah, I'm so gorgeous
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Fuck that pussy
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Do you look boy?
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*** like that I'm being
a filthy little whore?
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Uh?
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It's good. Tell me it's good
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It's so fucking good
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[*alarm clock*]
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(A forecast plenty of sunshine)
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(for today with seasonal temperatures)
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(We should reach our normal high)
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(of about 82 degrees by this afternoon)
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(Clear skies tonight with a low near 70)
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(Increasing cloudiness tomorrow
sticky and humid)
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(with a high of 96)
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[*slap*]
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[*alarm clock still ringing*]
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[*slap*]
[*alarm clock stops*]
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*** ever make resolutions?
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Reso- huh?
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Resolution. You know that shit at
the begin of the year
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Self-improvement shit
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Oh yeah, "restitution", yeah,
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that's what my *** are supposed
to be getting, dawg
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I resolved to do more charity work
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Man, you are charity work. Shit
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That's it!
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What?
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Yo, hey dude,
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I know it's safe to say that you've
never gotten laid, right?
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'course I have
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You silly
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Well...
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I bet my right motherfuckin testicle
that you're still a virgin
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44 years old virgin, man
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- Oh shit
- That's fuckin' wrecked
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You got the world record, man!
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Teapot
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Yo, you guys,
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there's a new hot waitress in the neighborhood,
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I'll check it out!
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Cherry boy, you gonna have to wait
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I want the must-see one out
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*** off
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Wait off
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Another bourbon on the rocks, honey
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A minute
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(Make that too. Both on me!)
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You buy me a drink?
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Just speaking about it
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Look buddy, I don't swing that way
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I'll get my own drink, thank you
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Yo, you dismiss me, man?
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What you trying to say?
I'm a sort of pole smoker?
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Look buddy, I don't care what you are
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That will be 8.50, please
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You undo the top
of your buttons of that blouse,
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slide your hand in there,
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you can keep the change.
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Say one more inappropriate word
***, dick,
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and I'll have you thrown out on your ass.
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Tough crowd...
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So will some of that PB&J, right?
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*** that peanut butter and jelly, man.
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- Now you're talking
- Yeah
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So much for that
new year's resolution, dawg.
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I tried to buy that dude
over there a drink, man
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and he thought I was a
motherfucking pole smoker.
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Hey that's a motherfucking shit
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Eeeew
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Can I get your drink order, or
you guys ready to eat?
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Milk
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I... I would like a passion fruit iced
tea with a sweetener on the side,
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and your house salad,
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uh, just iceberg lettuce though please,
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with Italian dressing...
uh... on the side
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Meatloaf or pussy pie?
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...Pussy...
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...pie?
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Excuse me?
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Pot pie(?). I'm sure he said.
He said "pot pie".
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Okay losers.
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Earth to Grady?
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Shit dawg, get to hold yourself!
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Hey, wait a second.
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Are you supposed to be manning the store?
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Who's manning the store?
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Do you think I'm scared of Ron?
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I can take him down one hand
tied down at my back.
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Okay... ***
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- Oh shit...
- Oh-oh
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***
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Hum, excuse me.
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Do you know what
the difference is between...
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X, Double X and XXX?
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No, actually I don't.
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But don't you work here?
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Yeah, but that's not really my department.
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Okay, hum... well...
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Don't you at least watch them?
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You knw what, I'm on break.
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Grady could help you though.
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He watches them all the time.
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(Jesus Christ)
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Um... I...
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...heard you watch adult movies.
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Um, do you know the different between...
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- X, Double...
- *** perhaps I could be of assistance to you.
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Um, sure, well...
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Yo, dawg.
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She seems she's talking to me,
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and you come in like a bone it was.
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I don't give a fuck, she was
looking at me over there man.
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Don't you get hope here.
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She wasn't looking at you.
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She don't want the 8 inch server,
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she wants the 10 inch server.
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She don't want to be pursued
on like a fucking cougar,
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she want to be put on, like
a black *** like myself.
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You not even a black ***,
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you more like a white
shadow and shit, man.
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What? What are you talking about
my motherfucker skin, man?
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- You know what, I better cut out of my black head man
- It's always about this
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- Yo?
- [Undistinct fight]
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[letter view I'm always talking the well]
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[type of shit man I'm gonna warn this]
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[Man, I was born this way!]
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- Guys? Guys?
- [still fighting]
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[world can a folk tale ocean kind of]
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[bigness fuck them yeah no shit]
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- Triple X? Double X?
- [still fighting]
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[man I can't even be leader]
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- You gotta have to be black to be cool?
- Come on man, look at you man.
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Hey,
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get your well ass up and come out with me.
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Come on, mama.
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It's Thursday night.
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And you're young.
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*** Styles.
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Are you kidding me?
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Styles is amazing.
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00:31:19,969 --> 00:31:21,895
Yeah, for a geriatric.
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Hey like...
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Drop the dead guy and come out with me.
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As your boss,
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I insist.
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00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:32,460
You can't do that.
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00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:34,052
I can and I did.
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00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,744
Come on, I give you 10 minutes.
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00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,078
And put something sexy on.
221
00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:39,078
Oh I have nothing "sexy".
222
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,432
Hello?
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00:32:24,581 --> 00:32:26,647
Hello, Dawg? ***
224
00:32:26,647 --> 00:32:27,514
Why?
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00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,214
***?
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I am.
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00:32:30,150 --> 00:32:31,573
Ok, wear something nice.
228
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,020
But I don't have...
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...anything nice.
230
00:32:37,650 --> 00:32:39,087
Something nice...
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00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,433
Oh man, I thought I told you
to fucking dress nice... Oh shit.
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I did. I went out and I bought
this new shirt and everything.
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00:32:53,301 --> 00:32:54,974
I can't tell, dawg.
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00:32:55,450 --> 00:32:56,914
Well if you wouldn't have hung up on me,
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00:32:56,914 --> 00:32:57,946
I was trying to tell you that I don't have
236
00:32:57,946 --> 00:33:00,292
a bunch of nice clothes in my closet.
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00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:01,888
Calm down, man. Relax.
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Fuck, enjoy yourself little bit cuz shit.
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00:33:04,381 --> 00:33:07,421
Listen I really appreciate you guys
inviting me out and all,
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but I just don't feel comfortable
in a place like this.
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I'm...
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Sit down.
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Look no, you ain't go nowhere.
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- We should toast.
- Toast!
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Toast to the boys night out.
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- Boys night out!
- Boys night out!
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Wait. What is this?
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Tequila.
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Oh I can't drink that.
250
00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:29,256
Why not?
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Cuz it's gonna make my stomach upset.
252
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Yeah but it's gonna make your head
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fucking feel fan-fucking-tastic, yo!
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*** wee-wee?
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00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:38,341
Now he have.
256
00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:40,292
Can we drink now?
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Toast.
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*** don't go.
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Come on baby.
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***
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Oh baby.
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00:34:00,850 --> 00:34:02,378
Come on, shake it.
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00:34:02,888 --> 00:34:03,812
Shake it!
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Come on, girl.
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00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,575
Go for it!
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I don't like places like this.
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Why? I guess you never
know until you find out.
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Look,
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consider yourself a pet project of mine.
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There's a *** inside, she's
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screaming to get out.
272
00:34:22,150 --> 00:34:23,878
And I'm gonna free her.
273
00:34:24,550 --> 00:34:26,218
And this is just less than one.
274
00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:28,970
I'm going to show you
how to own yourself.
275
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:30,440
I'm... sorry?
276
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,428
Well what are we own in here?
277
00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:35,106
It's amateur night honey,
278
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,393
I'm gonna dance and you're going to see
the way that all these guys are warship.
279
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:39,711
You mean...
280
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,026
You're gonna get naked here?
281
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,579
You're gonna take clothes off?
282
00:34:42,579 --> 00:34:43,889
Like... off?
283
00:34:43,889 --> 00:34:45,228
You're going to see
what you've been missing,
284
00:34:45,228 --> 00:34:48,100
staying at home at night reading
"Etha Negra Dog Paw".
285
00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:50,275
It's Edgar Ethan Styles.
286
00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:51,599
Whatever.
287
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:54,914
You're gonna see what owning
yourself can really do for you.
288
00:34:55,950 --> 00:34:56,791
Well...
289
00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:57,994
Whatever.
290
00:34:57,994 --> 00:34:59,026
Sit up straight.
291
00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:00,702
And take off those damn glasses.
292
00:35:00,850 --> 00:35:01,196
Uh...
293
00:35:01,196 --> 00:35:04,711
If I do that then I can't
see you "owning yourself".
294
00:35:05,150 --> 00:35:06,183
Okay, good point.
295
00:35:06,183 --> 00:35:07,825
Contact lenses will come next.
296
00:35:12,050 --> 00:35:13,987
- Look at her.
- Look at her, teapot.
297
00:35:24,250 --> 00:35:25,087
Oki.
298
00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:33,512
No no, just say I want to tap that ass.
299
00:35:33,512 --> 00:35:35,177
I want to tap that ass.
300
00:35:40,250 --> 00:35:41,325
You don't drink yours?
301
00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:42,604
This is ***, man.
302
00:35:44,450 --> 00:35:45,570
Bring it more, right.
303
00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:46,688
She is smoking.
304
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,857
Yeah yeah, bring it out, bring it out.
305
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,753
Oh, drop your ***, babe.
306
00:35:51,753 --> 00:35:52,992
Drop it like it's hot.
307
00:35:53,450 --> 00:35:54,392
Have a toast.
308
00:35:54,950 --> 00:35:55,537
Toast!
309
00:35:57,850 --> 00:35:58,883
*** turn.
310
00:36:10,450 --> 00:36:11,597
Yo waitress!
311
00:36:15,950 --> 00:36:16,760
Hey honey.
312
00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:19,407
Hey.
313
00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:22,606
Your buddies just buy you a
special dance in the VIP room.
314
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:25,640
Spe... spe... special dance?
315
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,044
Mm-hmm. In VIP room.
316
00:36:27,350 --> 00:36:28,370
VIP?
317
00:36:29,884 --> 00:36:30,916
Come on.
318
00:36:31,051 --> 00:36:31,696
Yo!
319
00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:32,689
- What?
- Follow me.
320
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,046
Got it? Tap that ass, man!
321
00:36:34,046 --> 00:36:34,643
Go!
322
00:36:34,796 --> 00:36:35,927
- Go!
- Go, go!
323
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:37,266
Move it! Hello?
324
00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:38,550
- Move it!
- Do it!
325
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:38,748
Move it!
326
00:36:39,450 --> 00:36:41,312
Oh no you guys... VIP room?
327
00:36:41,312 --> 00:36:42,702
It's probably dark in there...
328
00:36:53,601 --> 00:36:56,601
[*music*]
329
00:37:44,892 --> 00:37:47,216
Animals that have been
run over on the road...
330
00:37:47,216 --> 00:37:48,892
the Vietnam war...
331
00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:52,001
my grandmother saggy boobs...
332
00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:54,528
Shit...
333
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:26,608
You like that?
334
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:28,593
I'm sucking your cock.
335
00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:29,937
Love that.
336
00:39:29,937 --> 00:39:30,625
Yeah?
337
00:39:47,730 --> 00:39:48,728
Wow
338
00:39:57,260 --> 00:39:58,727
*** so bad now.
339
00:39:58,727 --> 00:39:59,994
I am.
340
00:40:02,507 --> 00:40:04,797
Only ***.
341
00:40:06,950 --> 00:40:08,000
She doing it?
342
00:40:09,150 --> 00:40:10,246
Hmmm, no.
343
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:51,130
- I'm gonna cum...
- Yeah?
344
00:41:14,250 --> 00:41:15,491
***
345
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,669
Wow...
346
00:41:42,050 --> 00:41:43,848
See how the guys go crazy
347
00:41:43,848 --> 00:41:45,762
when you own your own sexuality, girl.
348
00:41:46,050 --> 00:41:47,934
That's... amazing.
349
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:49,201
- Isn't it?
- Yeah.
350
00:41:50,050 --> 00:41:50,772
Now...
351
00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:53,542
I want you to loosen
your top three buttons...
352
00:41:53,650 --> 00:41:54,450
But... they...
353
00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:56,103
I want you to take your hair down...
354
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,073
But it's...
355
00:41:57,073 --> 00:41:58,700
and I want you to take those glasses off.
356
00:41:58,700 --> 00:41:59,900
But I can't see!
357
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,961
Can we get 2 more shots of
"sex on the beach", please?
358
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:03,684
And...
359
00:42:03,684 --> 00:42:05,843
can you bring a sip
of dry Martini as well?
360
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,800
Just one button.
361
00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:20,673
Umm...
362
00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:23,073
So... hers I feel.
363
00:42:23,877 --> 00:42:25,621
You feel orgasmic.
364
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:29,450
I have never... never had one of those.
365
00:42:30,950 --> 00:42:31,611
What?
366
00:42:31,611 --> 00:42:32,468
Have one...
367
00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:34,171
You're joking, right?
368
00:42:34,171 --> 00:42:35,027
Nope.
369
00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:40,663
Well... Um... except in my dreams.
370
00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:43,368
My dreams are a little naugthy.
371
00:42:44,150 --> 00:42:45,200
Just a little bit.
372
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,720
Well... No... A lot.
373
00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:49,050
I'll tell you what...
374
00:42:49,151 --> 00:42:50,584
A little make-up on you,
375
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,140
some contact lenses,
376
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,285
spike your confidence,
377
00:42:54,350 --> 00:42:57,022
put you in some sexy clothes,
and you'll feel it too.
378
00:42:57,750 --> 00:42:58,609
Okay.
379
00:42:59,100 --> 00:43:01,528
You really have never
had an orgasm before?
380
00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:02,272
Nope.
381
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,271
Never?
382
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,442
Not even a little one?
383
00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:08,195
Little like this.
384
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,949
It's ***.
385
00:43:19,450 --> 00:43:20,479
Can.. Can I...?
386
00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:12,793
And there she was.
387
00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:15,360
My Aphrodite.
388
00:44:15,515 --> 00:44:17,133
The girl of my dreams.
389
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:19,689
God.
390
00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:21,670
I think I'm gonna be sick.
391
00:44:25,300 --> 00:44:28,370
Several days later...
392
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:30,854
Yo, dawg,
393
00:44:30,854 --> 00:44:33,300
Get up man, coming out tonight.
Go to party.
394
00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:34,561
So he's rollin with us.
395
00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:35,948
Where we're going?
396
00:44:35,948 --> 00:44:36,993
Party.
397
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:38,874
She's gonna be there.
398
00:44:38,950 --> 00:44:39,663
Who's she?
399
00:44:40,250 --> 00:44:41,814
Girl from the bar, man.
400
00:44:44,410 --> 00:44:46,076
Aphrodite?
401
00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:47,268
"Ding, ding, ding"
402
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,180
Don't think about it let's go, dawg!
Shit!
403
00:44:51,180 --> 00:44:52,192
Okay.
404
00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:00,458
Hey?
405
00:45:02,690 --> 00:45:03,342
Sorry.
406
00:45:03,550 --> 00:45:04,798
Tonight, innocent one,
407
00:45:05,127 --> 00:45:07,584
we're gonna go out and
we're gonna get you laid.
408
00:45:08,300 --> 00:45:09,099
I...
409
00:45:09,350 --> 00:45:10,600
N... No, thanks.
410
00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:11,652
Come on.
411
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:13,031
I'm going to fix you up,
412
00:45:13,031 --> 00:45:14,557
I'm going to just see to the nine's(?)
413
00:45:15,029 --> 00:45:16,689
Going to make up your
face and your hair,
414
00:45:17,150 --> 00:45:18,660
I'm gonna make you look stunning.
415
00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:22,199
Look... I... I don't know.
416
00:45:22,199 --> 00:45:24,069
It's okay, you don't have to know.
417
00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:25,601
Because I do.
418
00:45:26,100 --> 00:45:27,243
Oh God...
419
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,363
Okay.
420
00:45:32,750 --> 00:45:33,878
Alright.
421
00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:41,849
See mama, it's only attitude.
422
00:45:41,849 --> 00:45:43,306
The way that you carry yourself,
423
00:45:43,306 --> 00:45:45,823
is more important than
being aesthetically beautiful.
424
00:45:46,250 --> 00:45:48,031
You can either walk like this...
425
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:51,899
Okay.
426
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:52,855
Or...
427
00:45:53,263 --> 00:45:54,892
you can walk like this!
428
00:45:58,333 --> 00:45:59,670
See? Now you try.
429
00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:07,739
Oh... It don't ***
430
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:10,531
I can...
431
00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:33,782
Hey, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
432
00:46:34,361 --> 00:46:36,591
What am I supposed to say to her?
433
00:46:36,859 --> 00:46:39,354
It's not "what" dawg, it's "how".
434
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:40,937
Uh?
435
00:46:41,050 --> 00:46:41,716
(Excuse us)
436
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:43,959
Excuse us?
437
00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:46,786
Look man,
438
00:46:46,786 --> 00:46:48,559
you got to make
her feel uncomfortable,
439
00:46:48,559 --> 00:46:49,680
so that you don't.
440
00:46:49,938 --> 00:46:50,667
Exactly.
441
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,388
Why would I want to make
her feel uncomfortable, though?
442
00:46:53,573 --> 00:46:55,667
It's either you or her, dawg!
443
00:46:55,667 --> 00:46:56,513
You or her.
444
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,243
Works every time.
445
00:46:58,750 --> 00:47:01,200
I don't know if I feel comfortable
acting like that you guys,
446
00:47:01,224 --> 00:47:03,196
what if she's a nice girl like...
447
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,565
Ah, come on man...
448
00:47:04,565 --> 00:47:07,129
It's a game dawg!
Life is a game.
449
00:47:07,850 --> 00:47:09,451
Like there's two types of parties:
450
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,000
and I know those parties:
451
00:47:11,581 --> 00:47:14,147
there's the winners and
then there's losers.
452
00:47:14,650 --> 00:47:16,081
And what do you want
to part you with?
453
00:47:16,450 --> 00:47:17,650
The winners.
454
00:47:17,824 --> 00:47:19,329
Winner. Yeah.
455
00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:22,541
Well I'm not all sounds
so confusing you guys,
456
00:47:23,850 --> 00:47:25,396
Look I know what
you're talking about, yo.
457
00:47:25,396 --> 00:47:27,321
I mean, take me for instance.
458
00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:28,974
I used to treat these bitches all nice,
459
00:47:28,974 --> 00:47:30,808
and shit they would walk all over me.
460
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,542
so I pushed it up my game,
461
00:47:32,542 --> 00:47:35,400
and shit, now I got these
bitches beating out my head.
462
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,904
- 'cos you're the man.
- Yeah.
463
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,554
Right. ***
464
00:47:40,550 --> 00:47:41,716
We're kind of gonna get here man.
465
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,785
Hey dawg, we're late yo!
466
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,430
Hey, that bitch's cute?
467
00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:50,827
I see him.
468
00:47:50,950 --> 00:47:51,913
How do I look?
469
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,100
You look good enough to eat.
470
00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:56,924
...which is what I hope
happens to you tonight.
471
00:47:58,098 --> 00:47:58,763
Thank you.
472
00:48:02,100 --> 00:48:03,625
Damn, negro,
473
00:48:03,625 --> 00:48:05,207
it's the girl from the club.
474
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:07,227
With that stripper too, man.
475
00:48:07,227 --> 00:48:09,161
Yeah... boing!
476
00:48:10,650 --> 00:48:11,805
Will you shut the fuck up.
477
00:48:11,805 --> 00:48:13,762
Waow... "boing!"
478
00:48:14,650 --> 00:48:16,204
Hey, ***
479
00:48:16,235 --> 00:48:17,387
Thanks.
480
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,207
Hi. I'm May.
481
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,000
I'm Bob...
I mean: I'm Bob!
482
00:48:43,208 --> 00:48:43,923
I'm Bob.
483
00:48:47,350 --> 00:48:47,950
You...
484
00:48:47,954 --> 00:48:49,940
...look... look nice tonight, Bob...
485
00:48:50,350 --> 00:48:51,742
I do, don't I.
486
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:54,767
You look nice too.
487
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,800
Smoking...
488
00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:58,138
...as a matter of fact.
489
00:48:59,900 --> 00:49:00,518
Oh...
490
00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:02,715
Thanks.
491
00:49:03,473 --> 00:49:04,250
Hmm...
492
00:49:04,350 --> 00:49:06,613
You work at the video store, right?
493
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,292
Yeah, when I'm not doing better things.
494
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:15,014
You know I've had the hots
for you since the Titty Bar.
495
00:49:15,604 --> 00:49:18,205
You look almost as good as
the girls that work there.
496
00:49:20,050 --> 00:49:23,257
You make me feel really
uncomfortable right now.
497
00:49:24,098 --> 00:49:25,197
Is this a test?
498
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:26,774
B... Because if it is,
499
00:49:26,774 --> 00:49:27,901
I'm leaving.
- Wait, wait, wait!
500
00:49:27,901 --> 00:49:29,461
- I just...
- No look, I... I... I am...
501
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,672
You know what, let me
finish that for you:
502
00:49:31,672 --> 00:49:34,133
I... I, I... am an asshole.
503
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:35,540
That's what you are.
504
00:49:35,950 --> 00:49:37,191
No, wait. Wait, wait.
505
00:49:37,191 --> 00:49:37,864
Wait will you?
506
00:49:37,864 --> 00:49:40,025
I'm sorry this is bad, this is
very bad. It's wrong.
507
00:49:40,355 --> 00:49:43,098
I think that...
The guys told me to...
508
00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:45,121
...to act this man.
509
00:49:45,700 --> 00:49:46,914
Oh... I...
510
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:48,520
I have very little...
511
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:49,966
...NO experience...
512
00:49:49,966 --> 00:49:51,535
actually it does,
to be honest with you.
513
00:49:53,731 --> 00:49:54,659
I...
514
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,332
I like you.
515
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,314
Oh.. I thought...
516
00:49:58,450 --> 00:50:00,092
...for you to like me that...
517
00:50:00,092 --> 00:50:00,778
...I had to be...
518
00:50:02,250 --> 00:50:04,172
...so stupid. I'm stupid.
519
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,810
Can we try this again?
520
00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:15,452
Okay.
521
00:50:15,850 --> 00:50:17,481
Thanks, I'm May... Uh Bob!
522
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:19,905
Hi.
523
00:50:20,089 --> 00:50:20,905
I'm May.
524
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:22,977
*** ?
525
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:24,338
Please.
526
00:50:31,750 --> 00:50:32,732
Hey *** girl,
527
00:50:32,850 --> 00:50:34,740
that's a *** outfit.
528
00:50:35,019 --> 00:50:36,001
Thanks.
529
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,165
Should we head up on my
bedroom floor *** you know?
530
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,487
Or mine.
531
00:50:42,150 --> 00:50:44,173
Bud, what do you say about
get the fuck out of there?
532
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:45,215
Really?
533
00:50:45,410 --> 00:50:46,786
Alright, but we got to go to my house,
534
00:50:46,786 --> 00:50:48,000
I need to change of clothes,
535
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,271
***, and some styling products.
536
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:50,660
Well, whatever. Come on.
537
00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:54,463
(It's cool!)
538
00:51:01,050 --> 00:51:02,436
***
539
00:51:21,300 --> 00:51:22,213
Hey, woman.
540
00:51:24,700 --> 00:51:26,122
You crazy little bitch, you know?
541
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,232
Fuck it ***, yo.
542
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,206
Come on, take off the ***.
543
00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:39,453
Damn, ***.
544
00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:42,400
Oh, ***.
545
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,965
Have *** juice, ***.
546
01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:23,914
Aww.
547
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,900
Dude what'd you do that for?
548
01:03:26,150 --> 01:03:27,544
The bad advice.
549
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:29,472
'Cause it screwed everything up.
550
01:03:29,509 --> 01:03:30,691
Bad advice?
551
01:03:30,850 --> 01:03:32,415
Man, it was damn good.
552
01:03:37,350 --> 01:03:38,330
Alright, I'm sorry.
553
01:03:38,700 --> 01:03:39,739
Sorry, Bob.
554
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:41,550
I don't blame you from hitting me.
555
01:03:42,150 --> 01:03:43,616
Just don't hit me so fucking hard,
556
01:03:43,616 --> 01:03:45,378
I don't think you realize
how strong you are.
557
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:47,818
You just can't...
558
01:03:47,818 --> 01:03:50,120
...treat women like pieces of meat.
559
01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:53,125
You don't know the ladies...
560
01:03:54,050 --> 01:03:56,050
...they have feelings too, you know?
561
01:03:56,300 --> 01:03:57,680
They're just like me and you.
562
01:03:59,850 --> 01:04:01,552
How many women do you get anyway?
563
01:04:01,787 --> 01:04:02,757
Got a lot.
564
01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:04,558
Yaeh a lot of women.
565
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:07,786
See... Uh... I don't think so.
566
01:04:08,150 --> 01:04:11,877
Otherwise you wouldn't be in the back
masturbating half the day like that.
567
01:04:11,877 --> 01:04:12,874
Alright.
568
01:04:13,100 --> 01:04:14,763
Fine. ***.
569
01:04:15,100 --> 01:04:16,262
But I get some.
570
01:04:16,262 --> 01:04:18,259
I just have a problem keeping them.
571
01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:20,271
Well...
572
01:04:20,718 --> 01:04:23,840
Maybe if you treated him with a
little more respect, you know...
573
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,281
...took an interest in
things that they like...
574
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,521
Where they like to shop...
575
01:04:29,550 --> 01:04:32,118
Music they like,
the food they eat...
576
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,049
You serious?
577
01:04:34,300 --> 01:04:35,784
Yeah, I am serious.
578
01:04:36,543 --> 01:04:38,376
Maybe if you looked at a woman,
579
01:04:38,676 --> 01:04:40,802
like she had something more
than just genitals...
580
01:04:41,087 --> 01:04:42,282
Are you meaning like the titties?
581
01:04:42,449 --> 01:04:43,449
Yeah, like...
582
01:04:43,575 --> 01:04:44,575
No!
583
01:04:49,363 --> 01:04:50,483
You know Bob,
584
01:04:51,715 --> 01:04:53,435
you're pretty smart for a virgin.
585
01:04:53,708 --> 01:04:54,855
Straight up dude man.
586
01:04:56,301 --> 01:04:57,487
All right?
587
01:04:57,836 --> 01:04:58,559
Thanks.
588
01:04:59,092 --> 01:05:00,262
Here it's for you.
589
01:05:10,230 --> 01:05:12,643
So after that night
we never left each other's side.
590
01:05:14,197 --> 01:05:15,853
Games, walks.
591
01:05:17,409 --> 01:05:19,542
Spending every
waking moment together.
592
01:05:40,936 --> 01:05:41,259
Hum.
593
01:05:41,259 --> 01:05:44,259
[Why kill me?]
594
01:05:44,922 --> 01:05:46,425
[It's business, honey]
595
01:05:46,807 --> 01:05:48,000
[It's business]
596
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,969
[So give me that damn...]
597
01:05:57,072 --> 01:05:58,841
- Hmm
- Hmm
598
01:06:00,769 --> 01:06:02,209
You wanna do it?
599
01:06:06,650 --> 01:06:07,351
Do it?
600
01:06:08,036 --> 01:06:09,036
Like...
601
01:06:09,743 --> 01:06:10,381
do it?
602
01:06:10,650 --> 01:06:11,644
You really...
603
01:06:11,669 --> 01:06:12,709
Are you sure?
604
01:06:12,869 --> 01:06:16,065
Well... I mean... is...
605
01:06:16,471 --> 01:06:17,958
It's been six months and,
606
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:19,107
and...
607
01:06:20,824 --> 01:06:23,846
you're... the only one
608
01:06:25,091 --> 01:06:26,178
I care about, and...
609
01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:28,291
I, I really...
610
01:06:29,046 --> 01:06:30,824
want you to...
611
01:06:30,849 --> 01:06:32,136
be my first...
612
01:06:34,464 --> 01:06:36,064
in my life.
613
01:06:39,161 --> 01:06:40,620
I mean if it's ok.
614
01:06:41,497 --> 01:06:42,000
Yippee-yaw, I've got...
615
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:42,816
And...
616
01:06:43,368 --> 01:06:45,539
...my last.
617
01:06:46,583 --> 01:06:47,916
Let's do it.
618
01:06:49,551 --> 01:06:51,351
Do, do you have a condom?
619
01:06:51,983 --> 01:06:52,983
Ah, yeah.
620
01:06:53,737 --> 01:06:54,610
I, I...
621
01:06:54,635 --> 01:06:56,255
Yeah I have one.
622
01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:58,318
I have a condom, like...
623
01:06:59,816 --> 01:07:00,697
I brought...
624
01:07:00,721 --> 01:07:02,297
brought one.
625
01:07:03,279 --> 01:07:05,012
Got a couple, actually.
626
01:07:05,349 --> 01:07:06,377
Ok.
627
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:10,798
You've got like a year supply.
628
01:07:14,301 --> 01:07:15,656
That, that works.
629
01:07:15,681 --> 01:07:16,560
It's great.
630
01:07:18,004 --> 01:07:19,990
Can I go freshen up?
631
01:07:20,182 --> 01:07:21,039
Ok!
632
01:07:21,259 --> 01:07:21,903
Yeah.
633
01:07:21,928 --> 01:07:22,570
Yeah?
634
01:07:22,595 --> 01:07:23,243
Ok.
635
01:07:30,794 --> 01:07:32,019
I'll be right back.
636
01:07:32,044 --> 01:07:32,631
Ok.
637
01:07:32,656 --> 01:07:33,271
All right?
638
01:07:33,302 --> 01:07:34,302
All right.
639
01:08:04,074 --> 01:08:06,887
I've never worn one of these before.
640
01:08:10,718 --> 01:08:12,829
Let me help you with that.
641
01:08:15,450 --> 01:08:16,450
Wow.
642
01:08:19,584 --> 01:08:21,162
You look great.
643
01:08:21,187 --> 01:08:22,187
But first...
644
01:08:24,574 --> 01:08:25,917
and, uh...
645
01:08:25,942 --> 01:08:26,942
this.
646
01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:32,942
Oh gosh.
647
01:08:34,322 --> 01:08:35,697
There it is.
648
01:08:35,722 --> 01:08:36,722
Yeah.
649
01:08:56,929 --> 01:08:57,907
Oh
650
01:08:59,354 --> 01:09:00,354
[does *** for me]
651
01:09:13,606 --> 01:09:16,086
Oh, jeez.
652
01:09:23,384 --> 01:09:25,516
[it tastes ***]
653
01:09:41,432 --> 01:09:43,099
Oh, yes.
654
01:10:01,761 --> 01:10:03,717
Bob? Is it good?
655
01:10:04,009 --> 01:10:05,205
yeah
656
01:10:05,250 --> 01:10:05,983
yeah?
657
01:10:06,008 --> 01:10:07,394
yeah
658
01:10:23,339 --> 01:10:24,496
Is it good?
659
01:10:24,521 --> 01:10:25,521
yeah?
660
01:10:25,948 --> 01:10:27,414
[ok, ***]
661
01:10:36,064 --> 01:10:38,377
[***]
662
01:10:45,176 --> 01:10:46,688
Some more?
663
01:10:46,713 --> 01:10:47,713
yeah
664
01:10:47,976 --> 01:10:48,976
Ok
665
01:11:19,675 --> 01:11:21,498
Tastes good
666
01:11:24,579 --> 01:11:25,938
[***]
667
01:11:42,719 --> 01:11:45,253
Oh god, that's...
668
01:11:45,278 --> 01:11:47,344
fucking great.
669
01:11:47,521 --> 01:11:49,922
Oh my god, wow.
670
01:11:58,134 --> 01:11:59,815
Is it good to you?
671
01:12:13,295 --> 01:12:14,344
oh, god
672
01:12:14,368 --> 01:12:17,012
It's so good, baby?
673
01:12:17,037 --> 01:12:18,523
Really?
674
01:12:29,368 --> 01:12:31,501
Oh, baby, it's so good.
675
01:12:33,056 --> 01:12:34,167
Kiss me.
676
01:12:34,192 --> 01:12:35,501
oh, honey.
677
01:12:39,700 --> 01:12:41,122
oh, baby
678
01:13:06,617 --> 01:13:08,128
Fuck, yeah.
679
01:13:13,130 --> 01:13:16,040
Fuck me, fuck me,
it's so good, it's so good.
680
01:13:31,372 --> 01:13:35,149
Well, right, it's good.
681
01:13:40,105 --> 01:13:42,482
Oh my goodness.
682
01:13:43,148 --> 01:13:45,148
I feel naughty right now.
683
01:13:45,792 --> 01:13:46,681
oh, baby
684
01:13:46,706 --> 01:13:47,661
You're a bad girl.
685
01:13:47,686 --> 01:13:49,652
I'm fucking naughty right now.
686
01:13:58,505 --> 01:14:00,042
I love it
687
01:14:17,592 --> 01:14:19,510
Oh, baby, it's so good
688
01:14:45,823 --> 01:14:48,267
[*** taking from there]
689
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:58,822
[***]
690
01:15:04,044 --> 01:15:05,444
Is it in?
691
01:15:05,657 --> 01:15:08,177
It's in, it's in, it's in!
692
01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:17,044
oh, my god, oh my god
693
01:15:18,146 --> 01:15:21,086
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
694
01:15:34,176 --> 01:15:36,088
Oh, you dirty girl.
695
01:15:37,020 --> 01:15:38,908
I saw it on TV
696
01:15:40,731 --> 01:15:42,864
Fuck me, fuck me in my ass
697
01:16:01,430 --> 01:16:02,830
oh god
698
01:16:04,153 --> 01:16:06,496
It feels so good.
699
01:16:07,074 --> 01:16:09,230
I'm not used to this.
700
01:16:13,896 --> 01:16:16,273
Is there all you?
701
01:16:17,694 --> 01:16:19,650
It's so good
702
01:16:37,375 --> 01:16:38,974
oh, god
703
01:16:39,554 --> 01:16:41,398
oh, my goodness
704
01:16:48,082 --> 01:16:51,881
I need it hard now, because is so good
705
01:17:24,625 --> 01:17:26,580
oh my goodness
706
01:17:37,347 --> 01:17:38,887
oh my god
707
01:17:51,532 --> 01:17:53,443
oh my goodness
708
01:18:14,259 --> 01:18:16,616
oh my god, oh my god
709
01:18:19,345 --> 01:18:20,812
oh baby
710
01:18:36,989 --> 01:18:38,855
[*** to me?]
711
01:18:39,832 --> 01:18:41,366
Yeah, yeah?
712
01:19:08,681 --> 01:19:10,437
[*** once]
713
01:19:32,314 --> 01:19:33,980
This is yours.
714
01:19:34,679 --> 01:19:36,180
Not mine.
715
01:19:46,375 --> 01:19:48,102
So the end is all about finding
716
01:19:48,100 --> 01:19:50,435
the right one, and not
just about getting laid.
717
01:19:51,037 --> 01:19:53,216
But connecting to someone who
could love me for me,
718
01:19:55,770 --> 01:19:59,143
it's far more important to experience
love for the first time.
719
01:20:00,359 --> 01:20:01,448
It happened.
720
01:20:02,613 --> 01:20:03,733
I've found love.
721
01:20:07,129 --> 01:20:10,129
May and Bob married the following June.
Almost immediately, they conceived.
The couple couldn't be happier.
722
01:20:16,999 --> 01:20:19,999
Chaz and Allison got engaged. Then unengaged.
Now, they're engaged again, but with no
plans to marry anytime soon.
723
01:20:19,999 --> 01:20:22,999
Both agree it's best to always
keep ones options open.
724
01:20:29,922 --> 01:20:32,922
Grady was never able to kick his chronic masturbation
habit. Ron fired him from the video store and now he is
currently an actor in adult films.
725
01:20:38,028 --> 01:20:41,028
Little Horn Dog is currently dating the hot waitress.
726
01:20:54,030 --> 01:20:56,167
Come to Daddy, pappa.
727
01:21:07,504 --> 01:21:08,765
I'm sorry!
728
01:21:10,097 --> 01:21:11,185
Where are we going?
729
01:21:11,231 --> 01:21:12,806
We're going to club, man.
730
01:21:12,831 --> 01:21:14,511
She's gonna be there.
731
01:21:14,536 --> 01:21:15,612
Who's she?
732
01:21:15,882 --> 01:21:18,193
The fag: the one that's hermaphrodite
733
01:21:22,101 --> 01:21:24,101
- ...between...
- Excuse me shorty
734
01:21:24,126 --> 01:21:25,878
Perhaps you lack some assistance?
735
01:21:26,370 --> 01:21:28,471
She's talking to me, yo.
736
01:21:29,050 --> 01:21:29,638
Go ahead, what do you need?
737
01:21:29,638 --> 01:21:30,410
Don't give a fuck she's talking to you,
738
01:21:30,410 --> 01:21:32,946
she's looking at me over
there, she wants my help.
739
01:21:32,971 --> 01:21:33,568
Dawg,
740
01:21:33,593 --> 01:21:34,412
I'm sitting there trying to help her.
741
01:21:34,437 --> 01:21:35,923
She doesn't want the ten-inch service...
742
01:21:35,923 --> 01:21:37,169
Damn, fuck that off.
743
01:21:42,358 --> 01:21:43,883
[*** myself]
744
01:21:46,766 --> 01:21:48,233
Let's do, let's do one more.
745
01:21:52,724 --> 01:21:54,724
I'm jerking off to this
pink color bitch, right now...
746
01:21:54,900 --> 01:21:56,363
I was wrong.
747
01:21:58,445 --> 01:22:02,187
Just kidding baby. (I love you)
I love you!
748
01:22:03,798 --> 01:22:06,196
My grandmother saggy boobs...
749
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:08,362
Shit...
750
01:22:11,547 --> 01:22:14,147
Quite first Kitty that hung itself.
751
01:22:25,550 --> 01:22:27,367
Hey, how are you doing?
752
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:33,469
She retarded? (Cut!)
753
01:22:41,715 --> 01:22:51,715
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