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♪ ♪
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‐ ♪ I've seen love
go by my door ♪
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♪ It's never been
this close before ♪
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Remember, you gottahold on tight and then let go.
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‐ I know, Momma.
I can do it.
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‐ Okay.
‐
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‐ You did it!
‐ You try, you try, you try!
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‐ Okay, ready?
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‐
‐
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‐ ♪ This purple clover
Queen Anne's lace ♪
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♪ Crimson hair across
your face ♪
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Is he the leader?
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‐ He thinks he is.
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But the mommas
are the real bosses.
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The male gorillas compete
with each other,
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so it's the females' job
to keep the pack together.
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Protect the little ones.
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When they're tiny,
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all babies need
are their mommas.
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And when they're bigger?
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They still need them,Alaska.
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♪ ♪
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‐ ♪ This dragon cloud's
high above ♪
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♪ I've only known
careless love ♪
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♪ It always hit me from below ♪
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♪ But this time around
it's more correct ♪
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♪ It's right on target
so direct ♪
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♪ You're gonna make me
lonesome when you go ♪
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I feel like we
definitely would have heard
something by now.
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- Definitely.
- No blowback?
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Is it safe to say?
‐ Yep, I think we go there.
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We just got away with
the greatest prank
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in Culver Creek history.
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‐ And I get to savor the image
of that jockstrap Longwell
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running through the woods with
his pants around his ankles.
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Normally I am against shows
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of hyper masculine aggression
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popularized
by professional athletes,
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but can I get
a triple high five?
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‐ Wait, all the triumphal
hand gestures.
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If you think about it,
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college admissions dudes
probably love poop humor.
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I bet they thought
it was hilarious.
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Those essays
were probably better written
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than what Longwell and Kevin
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could have came up with
on their own.
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‐ We basically helped them
get into their dream school.
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‐ No, they're legacies.
They was getting in either way.
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That prank
was highly satisfying,
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but ultimately consequence‐free
for those dick weasels.
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‐ 'Cause that's how it is
in the real world.
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‐ Speaking of "The Real World,"
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Pudge and Lara need
to get a hot tub.
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Our boy becoming a man.
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It is a beautiful journey
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and we are privileged
to glimpse it.
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‐ Ain't love grand?
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♪ ♪
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‐ Look at him.
Look at him go.
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Wow.
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My lips are numb.
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Me, too.
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I guess it is possible
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to kiss so much
you cannot feel the kisses.
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‐
Who knew?
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‐
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- Is this okay?
- ‐
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It's okay?
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You do not have
to squeeze it quite so much.
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‐ I'm sorry.
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‐ Is it the first one
you've ever touched?
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Well, technically
his first boob was Alaska's,
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but that was against his will.
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And it was above the shirt.
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‐ Jesus, Colonel.
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How the hell
did you get in here?
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How do you think?
Through the front door.
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But y'all were
so hot and heavy,
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nobody noticed.
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And I didn't wanna interrupt.
That's rude.
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‐ It's getting late.
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I should go before the Eagle
does his rounds.
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Bye.
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Bye, Chip.
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Bye.
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Whoo.
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So, Lara with the perky breasts
is the one.
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Your first.
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The one to take your innocence.
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‐ Well, I don't know.
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I mean,
we haven't discussed it.
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Probably because
your lips were too numb
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from all the kissing.
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Two virgins deflowering
each other.
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It's gonna be
so goddamn meaningful.
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I mean, you gotta
think about it.
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For the rest of her life
when people say,
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"Who was your first?"
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Lara will say,
"Miles 'Pudge' Halter."
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It's beautiful.
It's so goddamn beautiful.
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♪ ♪
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Our ability to represent
a concept with an abstract sign
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is something no other
animal can do.
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While the nickname makes it
appear trivial,
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a doodle set the foundation
of universal language.
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Just don't do it in my class.
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‐ We were actually...
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Just, um, talking about,
Lara's essay question.
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Hers is a real doozy.
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‐ Um, how can something
so beautiful as religion
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lead to so much war?
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‐ It's a good one.
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Right?
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‐ Back to work.
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‐ I really liked your question.
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‐ Now I must know,
what is your most
important question?
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‐ Well, it's mostly,
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um, about how people
want security,
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and how they can't stand
the idea of death
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being a big black nothing,
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or the thought of their
loved ones not existing,
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let alone imagine themselves
not existing,
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so I decided that people
believe in an afterlife
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because they can't bear not to.
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‐ Miles, Heaven is written
in the Bible.
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It would not have survived
2,000 years
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if it was just
a silly pipe dream.
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Maybe Lara's right.
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Maybe you do go to Heaven
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and all your dead pets
are waiting for you
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and there's a big dinner party
with old smart people.
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When they go to bed,
there's a big after party
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with Kurt and River.
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I think the problem is that
you spend so much time worried
about what's up there
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that you're missing out
on the real party down here.
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‐ I guess for some of us,
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parties are not so important.
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‐ It was a metaphor.
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Chip?
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‐ Well, well, well.
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Look who's back.
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‐ Can I talk to you?
Alone?
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‐ You know he's just gonna tell
us everything you say, right?
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‐ You're in trouble, Chip.
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They know
about the applications.
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Someone
on the Duke admissions board's
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friends with Longwell's dad.
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‐ I'm sorry, Sara.
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No idea what you're
talking about.
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‐ Chip, this isn't a joke.
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They're saying that it was
an invasion of privacy,
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fraud,
identity theft,
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and they wanna sue the school,
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maybe even press
criminal charges,
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and I know you've gotten
yourself out of bad
situations before,
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but this is different.
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‐ Well, if there's nothing
I can do about it,
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why'd you even feel
the need to tell me?
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‐ Because I care about you,
moron.
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‐ I mean, it's not like
you would miss me
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if I got kicked out,
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now that you and Longwell are‐‐
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That was you, wasn't it?
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In the woods that night
of the dance?
You followed us.
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‐ Yeah, I followed you
to our spot.
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You're damn right.
‐ I don't know why I even try.
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‐ Let me ask you something,
Sara.
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All the time we spent laughing
at Longwell's fucking lameness,
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was that all a lie?
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Did you just keep me around
to make daddy angry?
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‐ He is lame, okay?
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And you're brilliant
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and challenging and complicated
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and I just wanna be happy,
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a goal you mostly made
more difficult, not less.
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There's nothing wrong with
wanting to be happy, Chip.
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Kevin and Longwell's parents.
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They're here to meet
with the Eagle.
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And that's Holly's dad.
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‐ What's so bad about him?
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Besides his complicity
in siring Holly.
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‐ He's one of the top
litigators in the state.
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‐ That's a low bar.
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Pun intended.
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♪ ♪
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‐ I'm really sorry, Chip.
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♪ ♪
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‐ Thanks for your concern.
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♪ ♪
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Lighter for your thoughts?
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Wanna talk about it?
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Look, I get it.
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It's weird seeing
them together.
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They're totally mismatched.
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Like if a...sweet but dumb dog
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was dating
a cute Romanian duck.
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‐ I don't care about Pudge
and Lara.
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I have my own tortured
love life to contend with.
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You mean with Jake?
I thought that was over.
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‐ He's been calling me
every day,
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trying to get back together.
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You know what?
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I may have been too hasty
ending things with him.
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- ‐ Really?
- Yeah.
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Really.
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You just don't understand
the nuances
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of a mature
adult relationship
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because you've never
experienced one.
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And you probably never will.
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‐ From your lips to God's ears.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Alaska?
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Alaska, is that you?Are you okay?
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I think that was Alaska.
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You should call her back.
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‐
‐ Sorry!
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‐ No, it's just,
I don't think my butt
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is ever gonna be the same
after the swan.
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Wow, that's a sentence
I never thought I'd say.
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This is painful.
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I'm going to the library.
You have an hour.
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‐ Sorry, Ruth.
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‐
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We really need
to get our own room.
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‐ ‐
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Have you ever had a blow job?
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‐ Um...
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that's out of the blue.
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‐ The‐‐the blue?
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‐ I‐‐I mean, like,
um, I just,
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um, like, out of left field.
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Forget it.
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Um, what‐‐what made‐‐
what made you think of that?
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‐ I've never given one.
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‐ I've never gotten one.
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‐ Do you think it would be fun?
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Yeah.
Um, I mean...
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I‐‐I‐‐I think so.
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I‐‐I don't know.
Um...
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‐ I think I want to.
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‐ Okay.
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‐ Okay.
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Um...
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‐
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Well, do I do something?
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‐ I‐‐I think maybe,
um, you're supposed to...
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Move?
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‐ How?
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Clearly I'm not
an expert at this.
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Hey, maybe we just table this
and, um, watch another episode.
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- ‐ Okay.
- Yeah.
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[zipper zipping
‐ Okay.
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Okay.
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♪ Right backto where we start ♪
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- ♪ California ♪- ♪ California ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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You are one of my
best students, Mr. Martin.
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‐ Thanks, Mr. Starnes.
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You are without a doubt
a top three administrator.
263
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,620
You're funny.
264
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,163
You're bright.
265
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:35,500
You understand that true
success comes from hard work,
266
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,919
mastering your studies.
267
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,755
Which is why it grieves me
268
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:44,384
to see such a stupid stunt
cost you your place here.
269
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:48,179
‐ Not sure what you're
referring to, sir.
270
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,227
I get the sense that someone
is trying
271
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,854
to make me take the fall
for something, but‐‐
272
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,689
‐ You were seen.
273
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,444
‐ Sorry.
274
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,154
Seen where, sir?
275
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,157
Here,
the night of the dance.
276
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,410
Holly Moser spilled punch
on her sweater
277
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,036
and she was going to change
278
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,914
when she saw you tearing toward
the woods from the dormitories.
279
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,707
Within the walls
of this campus,
280
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,961
I have the tools to adjudicate
any transgression.
281
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,630
When you involve
another campus‐‐
282
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,508
an esteemed university
in a different state,
283
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,761
I lose control
of the situation.
284
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,222
You can't threaten
a young man's future
285
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:34,851
and think that
it won't have consequences.
286
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:38,688
‐ I mean, their futures aren't
really threatened, though,
are they?
287
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,276
Parents sorted everything out,
everybody's friends.
288
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,111
Their applications
have been purged
289
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,779
and the deadline was extended,
yes.
290
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,324
‐ Sounds to me like
a victimless crime.
291
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,243
Well, their parents
don't see it that way,
292
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,912
and they're willing
to involve the courts,
even the police.
293
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,457
Do you know that what you did
was illegal?
294
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,292
‐ It was an online college app.
295
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,420
‐ It was using the Internet
to commit fraud.
296
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,797
‐ With all due respect, sir,
297
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,342
it was an essay
about shitting your pants.
298
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,975
‐ I'm no fool, Mr. Martin.
299
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,477
I know you didn't
do this alone,
300
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,604
and I know
who probably helped you.
301
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,274
Do you want
to bring them down with you?
302
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,449
If I expel you
and you go quietly,
303
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,535
that might be enough
to satisfy these parents.
304
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,204
No one else needs
to pay for this.
305
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,372
♪ ♪
306
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:39,665
‐ Wow.
307
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,335
♪ ♪
308
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,712
So, just the black kid
309
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:48,591
whose mom serves hash browns
ends up getting expelled?
310
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:52,220
Son, do not make this about‐‐
311
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,596
about that.
312
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,973
Come on, man.
313
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,558
They've just been waiting
on their chance.
314
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,435
‐ Then why did you give it
to them, Chip?
315
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,687
♪ ♪
316
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,773
You have 24 hours.
317
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,275
Admit that this prank
was yours and yours alone
318
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,319
and this matter is resolved.
319
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,363
Fight and you will open up
an investigation
320
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,949
that will bring your friends
down with you.
321
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,785
I suggest you start
saying your good‐byes.
322
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:48,359
Checking that
I'm still alive?
323
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:53,072
‐ Operating out
of an abundance of caution.
324
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,367
‐ People are so still afraid
of stillness.
325
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,748
Is disturbing my tranquility
the only reason for your visit?
326
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,253
‐ It is kind of becoming
our thing, but, um...
327
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:12,633
No.
I'm here to give you this.
328
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,887
My paper...
329
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:20,224
which is now yours and...
330
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:23,311
to also let you know
that I failed the assignment.
331
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,022
Why is that?
332
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,899
‐ My question...
333
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,362
It has no answer.
334
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:36,324
‐ All the best questions don't.
335
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:39,368
That's what makes them
worth asking.
336
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:44,874
♪ ♪
337
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,542
‐ Well,
then I totally nailed it.
338
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:53,257
♪ ♪
339
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,481
‐ We don't have to.
340
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,274
I‐‐I just thought it might be,
341
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,611
um... instructional,
342
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,363
but if it's weird‐‐
343
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,949
Not sure you read the bookthat it's based on
344
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,826
or watched the movie.
345
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,163
Meryl Streep
is really good in it.
346
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,374
‐ I'm European, Miles.
347
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,542
It's not like I haven't seen
a porno before.
348
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,586
‐ Okay.
‐ Okay.
349
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,759
Come on, baby.
350
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:40,388
God,
this is graphic.
351
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,433
Why is he pulling
her hair so much?
352
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:48,187
‐ Bad idea.
This is not helpful,
353
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,272
and may I add,
354
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,442
not a faithful adaptation.
355
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,861
‐ There is someone we both know
356
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,656
who could possibly help us.
357
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,157
‐ Wow.
358
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:05,746
If you're asking for my
guidance in the matter,
your, um...
359
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,165
your relationship must be
really progressing,
360
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,584
sexually speaking.
361
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,503
‐ You know,
I knew this was a bad idea.
362
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:13,879
It's a great idea.
363
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,132
I happen to be an expert
on the subject.
364
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:18,300
Feel free to call Jake
to confirm my prowess.
365
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,511
‐ No need.
I'm fine.
366
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,096
So, you can help us?
367
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,654
‐
368
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,449
First order of business, teeth.
369
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,117
Tongue over the bottom ones.
370
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:45,327
Mouth open wide
to cover the top.
371
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:48,205
Second order,
despite the slang terminology,
372
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,207
you don't actually have
to be sword swallower.
373
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,626
No gagging, choking,
or unwanted tea bagging.
374
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,254
‐ You know, I might just leave
you ladies to talk about this.
375
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,089
No, Pudge,
we need you here.
376
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,466
Because when we're done,
377
00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,884
you're gonna go
to the dining hall
378
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,094
and you're gonna procure
a peach, and I'm gonna show you
379
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,597
what you need to do for Lara
in order to reciprocate.
380
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,348
Now...
381
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,643
Observe.
382
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,688
I see.
383
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:20,863
♪ ♪
384
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,865
Chip.
385
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:26,076
♪ ♪
386
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,912
What's wrong, hon?
387
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:31,582
‐ Mom, would you still love me
even if I messed everything up?
388
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:32,750
♪ ♪
389
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,502
‐
390
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,880
Come here.
Come here.
391
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,757
♪ ♪
392
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,258
Of course.
393
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:45,179
Hey Colonel,what are you doing?
394
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:48,140
♪ ♪
395
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,309
Where are you coming from
in Alaska's car?
396
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,811
‐ Not in the mood
for questions.
397
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,021
Cigarettes first.
398
00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:58,275
♪ ♪
399
00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:01,821
‐ I know it's weird,
but Ruth is always in my room
400
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,781
and there is no getting rid
of the girl.
401
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:06,534
‐ Are you kidding me?
This is‐‐this is great.
402
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,911
I mean, a limo?
403
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:11,455
Very classy.
404
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:14,375
So much leg room
and I'll stop talking now.
405
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,711
♪ Touching you ♪
406
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:21,423
♪ Touching me ♪
‐
407
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:24,510
♪ Touching you,God you're touching me ♪
408
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,970
‐
409
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,808
‐ You are not gonna believe‐‐
410
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:36,981
‐ You're letting out
all the good poisons, Pudge.
411
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:43,070
♪ ♪
412
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,780
‐ Who died?
413
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,241
‐ My future.
414
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:48,784
Congratulations, Pudge.
415
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:51,787
As of tomorrow,
you have a single.
416
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:01,297
What you doing tonight,
Alaska?
417
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,923
Wanna come to practice?
418
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,842
- ‐ I'm good.
- Okay.
419
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,260
I got that new stick, bro.
420
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:07,553
Yeah, I know.
It's against regulations.
421
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:08,804
- No, it ain't.
- Yep.
422
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,347
We gonna go 4A
this year, right?
423
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,932
- I mean, I'm down.
- Yeah, man.
424
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:14,351
- ‐ Hey, who's the new kid?
- Hold on.
425
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:15,769
I think you at the wrong place.
426
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,187
This ain't
Birmingham Preschool.
427
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:18,230
I got a question.
428
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,024
Did you have
to pay half tuition
429
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:22,276
because you're so short?
430
00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:24,653
‐ Wow, thank you
for that clarification.
431
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,447
Let me guess, you just used up
432
00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:28,407
your whole vocabulary
in that one sentence.
433
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,117
That's impressive
KEVIN: Why don't you shut up?
434
00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:36,540
‐ All right, fellas.
Let's cut back
on the testosterone.
435
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,834
We don't want Kevin's balls
to drop prematurely.
436
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:42,129
- Alaska, what the hell?
- Save me a bufriedo.
437
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,881
Alaska!
438
00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:46,133
Whatever.
I'll smell you later, midget.
439
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,844
‐
440
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,346
I understand.
441
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,556
The Chihuahua wants
to attack the alpha dog
442
00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:54,058
first day at the pound,
but those two,
443
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,559
they will literally
kick your ass.
444
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,311
‐ I'm pretty sure
I'll get some punches in, too,
445
00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:58,479
and I'm not a Chihuahua.
446
00:23:58,479 --> 00:23:59,813
‐ It's fine.
447
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,065
I'm here to teach you
that there are better ways
448
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,858
of getting revenge here
at Culver Creek.
449
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:05,194
Pranks.
450
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,280
If you want, I can help you.
451
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,492
‐ Ain't those guys supposed
to be your friends?
452
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,996
‐ Honestly, I came here trying
to find my people,
453
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:19,208
but so far it's only been turd
farmers with lacrosse sticks
454
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,668
and the women who love them.
455
00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:21,794
I've been looking for someone
456
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,504
with an IQ higher
than their age
457
00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:25,422
and you seem to fit the bill.
458
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:27,633
So, are you in?
459
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:34,223
‐ Sure, I'm in.
460
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:36,350
‐ I'm Alaska.
461
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:38,352
‐ I'm Chip.
‐
462
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,437
Chip?
No.
463
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:43,315
Chip is the kind of guy
who sells beer nuts
464
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,900
at a dive bar
out by the airport.
465
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:48,654
‐ Okay.
You are clearly
so much more than a Chip.
466
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,364
I'll think of a good
nickname for you.
467
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:51,615
Let's go smoke.
468
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:57,329
♪ ♪
469
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,999
Colonel...
470
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:03,460
we're not gonna
let you get expelled
for something we all did
471
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:07,256
Something you did
to avenge what they did to me.
472
00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:10,259
‐ What if we issued
a formal written apology
473
00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:11,885
to the Warriors' parents?
474
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:15,014
‐ Like they would give a shit
about our apology.
475
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:18,225
‐ We could hire a lawyer.
Sue the school.
476
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:22,021
We could say it's cruel
and unusual punishment.
477
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:25,607
‐ I'm getting expelled,
not executed.
478
00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:28,902
And we can barely afford
a five‐star special
at Miss Ann's.
479
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:30,529
- How are we gonna get a lawyer?
- I know.
480
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,574
We can petition
the student jury to decide
481
00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:36,160
and then bribe them,
like last time.
482
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,078
‐ It's too late.
483
00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:39,788
The Eagle already made
the final decision.
484
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:43,125
‐ What if I go to him and tell
him I did everything by myself?
485
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:46,712
And then Takumi did,
then Pudge, then Lara?
486
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:49,548
‐ Full "Spartacus."
I like it.
487
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,675
I feel like that only works
488
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,469
if everyone
isn't actually guilty
489
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:54,970
of the things they're
confessing to.
490
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,180
Exactly.
491
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:58,265
Then everyone
would get expelled,
492
00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:00,559
which is what I'm trying
to avoid.
493
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,394
I was seen following Sara
and Longwell
494
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,188
into the woods that night.
495
00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,732
I followed my heart
instead of protocol
496
00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:09,068
and now I'm paying the price
for my passion.
497
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:14,031
I'll go to the Eagle
in the morning and confess.
498
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:18,035
Then I'll go.
499
00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:19,828
‐ This truly sucks.
500
00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:24,208
‐ I'm gonna go for a walk.
501
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:26,668
- ‐ Want some company?
- No, I need to think.
502
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,135
‐
503
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:36,470
Mr. Halter.
504
00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:40,015
‐ I just wanna talk to you
about Chip Martin.
505
00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:42,768
‐
506
00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,146
Come on in, Mr. Halter.
Come on in.
507
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,026
This may not come
as a surprise to you,
508
00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:52,653
but when I was a student here
509
00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:55,405
I wasn't exactly
the most popular.
510
00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,282
‐ I'm sorry to hear that.
511
00:26:58,492 --> 00:27:01,578
‐ But you know who was
looking out for me?
512
00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:02,746
My teachers.
513
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:10,879
I guess the point that I'm
trying to make, Miles,
514
00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:14,007
is that I know
you feel like I'm an enemy,
515
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:16,760
but I'm not.
516
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,595
So listen to me.
517
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:21,640
You can't save your friend,
518
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,435
but you don't have
to sacrifice yourself.
519
00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:28,272
You still have
a bright future here.
520
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:30,941
‐ But what will this place
even be like
521
00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:33,652
if he's not here?
522
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:36,488
He loves this school.
523
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:40,659
He loves his friends
and Dr. Hyde's lectures
524
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:43,203
and getting kicked out
of basketball games.
525
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:48,292
This place doesn't just belong
to the Longwells and Kevins.
526
00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:50,419
This is Chip's school, too.
527
00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:53,088
‐ And no one is more
disappointed than me
528
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:55,799
to see Mr. Martin leave.
529
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:59,386
But he was here on scholarship
and with that comes scrutiny.
530
00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:01,430
‐ So just because
I happen to be born
531
00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:04,391
the son of Walter Halter
532
00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:07,269
means that I get a free pass,
533
00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:09,396
but because he isn't a legacy
534
00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:11,565
and doesn't have money
or influence‐‐
535
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:13,859
‐ He wouldn't have needed
any of those things
536
00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:16,820
if he had just followed
the rules.
537
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:24,244
♪ ♪
538
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:27,247
But I agree with you.
539
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,043
Culver Creek isn't gonna be
the same without him.
540
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:38,050
♪ ♪
541
00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:46,225
Any idea where your
roommate's skinny ass is?
542
00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:47,893
No clue.
543
00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:52,564
But he's
only my roommate for...
544
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,108
11‐ish more hours,
545
00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:57,361
so he can get a head start
546
00:28:57,361 --> 00:29:00,155
on taking care of himself
for a change.
547
00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:04,451
‐ I'm sure he's probably off
with Lara somewhere.
548
00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:06,453
‐ My last night
549
00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:09,456
and Pudge is out
getting his pole smoked.
550
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,792
At least he got his
priorities straight.
551
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:16,421
‐ Hey, ballsiest prank ever.
552
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,257
I think we should make
a statue out of you.
553
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:19,466
Seconded.
554
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,969
Who needs
another bronze monument
555
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:23,637
to some Civil War general
556
00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:26,348
when you could celebrate
a truly great
557
00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:28,183
military strategist?
558
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,560
A statue?
559
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,106
My future is completely fucked
560
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,358
and that's
the best y'all can do?
561
00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:38,860
‐ It's pretty damn good.
562
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:42,030
Something to stand
the test of time immemorial,
563
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,992
here long after we're gone,
564
00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:47,077
ensuring that
you'll never be forgotten.
565
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,333
♪ ♪
566
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:56,461
‐ But that's the thing.
567
00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:59,464
I will.
568
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:02,426
The second I leave this place,
569
00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:04,886
it'll go back to normal.
570
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:07,014
The bell will ring,
571
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:09,683
everyone will go back to class,
572
00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:11,768
and pretty soon
573
00:30:11,768 --> 00:30:14,563
I'll be a distant memory.
574
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:17,441
Even to y'all.
575
00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:21,778
I'll just be
that funny little black dude
576
00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:23,447
you knew back in the day.
577
00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:25,157
♪ ♪
578
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:28,660
Till one day years from now...
579
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:31,747
♪ ♪
580
00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:33,957
You'll just be thinking...
581
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:40,630
"Hey, I wonder what happened
to Chip Martin?"
582
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,718
"I wonder what he would have
made of himself
583
00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:48,347
"if he never would have got
expelled all those years ago?"
584
00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:52,476
Chances are...
585
00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,478
you won't even
remember why.
586
00:30:57,314 --> 00:31:00,025
- Nobody will.
- That is not true.
587
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:03,403
- We will always be friends.
- No.
588
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,531
We won't.
589
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,617
We can't.
590
00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,160
Starting tomorrow,
591
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,372
I'll be the guy who got kicked
out of school
592
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,582
because of you,
593
00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:18,585
and you'll always feel guilty,
594
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:21,296
and I'll always feel resentful.
595
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:25,384
And that's no recipe
for a friendship, now is it?
596
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:26,968
Yo, Colonel,
597
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:28,637
I think it's time we lighten up
on the sauce?
598
00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:31,431
‐ Nope, nope, nope.
599
00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:35,936
In vino veritas, Takumi.
600
00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:38,438
♪ ♪
601
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:40,857
If she wouldn't have ratted,
602
00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:43,568
her books would have
never gotten destroyed,
603
00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:47,948
and I wouldn't be on the next
bus back to the trailer park.
604
00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:50,742
Okay, um,
605
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:53,912
I think it's time
we call it a night.
606
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,998
- ‐ Alaska?
- No, that's not fair.
607
00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:59,543
I never asked you to do that.
608
00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:01,378
And I'll go to the Eagle's
house right now
609
00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,213
and I'll confess the whole
goddamn thing.
I will.
610
00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:05,632
‐ Nah.
611
00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:07,968
If that were really true,
612
00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:10,137
you would have done it by now.
613
00:32:10,137 --> 00:32:17,144
♪ ♪
614
00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:24,651
‐ You figured out
where I was going?
615
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:26,945
It wasn't hard.
616
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:29,239
What happened?
617
00:32:29,239 --> 00:32:30,866
‐ Nothing.
618
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:33,368
- ‐ Good.
- No, it's‐‐it's not good.
619
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:37,330
It's, um‐‐it's not fair
620
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:39,207
or just.
621
00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:41,168
It's fucked up.
622
00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:43,670
No, not this again.
623
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:47,382
You are so lucky,
624
00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:51,011
and instead of being grateful
and enjoying it,
625
00:32:51,011 --> 00:32:54,473
you are on some mission
to find some imaginary life.
626
00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:56,683
‐ It's not imaginary.
627
00:32:58,185 --> 00:32:59,936
It's my great perhaps.
628
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:03,690
‐ What does that even mean,
great perhaps?
629
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:09,905
Culver Creek is our chance
at a great future.
630
00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:13,366
Work hard,
get into a good college,
631
00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:17,245
become anything we want.
632
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:19,539
And you want to risk
all of that...
633
00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:23,585
For what?
634
00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:27,756
I am so sorry that the Colonel
is being expelled.
635
00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:30,383
But he was caught
and we weren't,
636
00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:33,386
and I am not sorry for that,
637
00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:36,264
because that means
that we get to stay here.
638
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,351
And that's everything.
639
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:41,978
‐ My friends are everything.
640
00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:45,273
And if you can't
understand that then‐‐
641
00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:46,733
Then what?
642
00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:56,743
♪ ♪
643
00:33:58,245 --> 00:33:59,829
‐ I gotta go.
644
00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:04,251
♪ ♪
645
00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:06,920
‐ You really wanna end it
this way?
646
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,838
‐ Why not?
647
00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:11,132
Makes it easier
for everyone to move on.
648
00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:14,553
♪ ♪
649
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:16,388
All right.
650
00:34:18,348 --> 00:34:22,018
Alaska, sorry the Colonel's
being a prick.
651
00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:23,436
Colonel...
652
00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:26,565
♪ ♪
653
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:29,401
Good luck.
‐ ‐you can go.
654
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:36,408
♪ ♪
655
00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:53,466
‐ Self pity was never
your thing, Colonel.
656
00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:58,722
I always thought
you were more of a fighter.
657
00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:01,558
‐ Well, sorry to let you down.
658
00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,978
Guess you know
how it feels now.
659
00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:11,985
♪ ♪
660
00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:23,330
‐ What's wrong?
‐ Nothing.
661
00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,583
Everything.
Let's just go smoke.
662
00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:30,128
♪ ♪
663
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,588
He's just spinning out.
664
00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:34,716
Can you blame him?
665
00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:36,593
He is kind of right.
666
00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:41,306
It's my fault.
667
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:44,017
I just wish he hadn't been
such an asshole about it.
668
00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:55,695
‐ I just got into a dumb fight
with Lara.
669
00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:59,532
‐ I didn't know
she had it in her.
670
00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:02,869
‐ It was mostly me.
671
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,580
‐ I didn't know you had it
in you, either.
672
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,457
So you guys are on the rocks,
673
00:36:07,457 --> 00:36:10,585
just when she learned
to give head.
674
00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:12,087
It's a tough one.
675
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:16,800
‐ I don't ever really think
we were even
676
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,635
right for each other.
677
00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:21,179
‐ I know.
678
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:28,228
Look, it sucks, but...
679
00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:31,272
welcome to the club.
680
00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:33,983
Me and Jake
and Sara and the Colonel.
681
00:36:33,983 --> 00:36:36,152
We're all losers in love.
682
00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:47,914
I get why the Colonel
was so pissed.
683
00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:51,376
This place really was
his ticket out
of the trailer park.
684
00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:53,253
He may be
an angry little asshole,
685
00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:55,672
but I don't know
if I can live with the idea
686
00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:58,299
of him hating me
for the rest of his life.
687
00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:02,470
‐ Well...
688
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:05,390
we just go back,
689
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:08,017
apologize,
690
00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,644
and then...
691
00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,356
Just be with him...
692
00:37:15,108 --> 00:37:16,860
Till he leaves.
693
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:19,779
♪ ♪
694
00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:21,698
‐ It's that easy?
695
00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:25,034
♪ ♪
696
00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:26,953
‐ It's that easy.
697
00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:30,081
‐ Okay.
698
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:33,626
Let's go, Pudge.
699
00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:39,090
♪ ♪
700
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:42,719
Colonel, it turns out
I'm an asshole, too, so...
701
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,138
♪ ♪
702
00:37:56,649 --> 00:37:58,985
All right,
let's get him in the bed.
703
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:08,661
‐ Well, so much for honest
conversation with the Colonel.
704
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,545
‐ Now what?
705
00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:24,469
‐ Since we're already
in the mood for honesty,
706
00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:26,805
I'm thinking...
707
00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:30,683
copious amounts of alcohol
with a little truth or dare.
708
00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:34,270
Unless you think that
truth or dare was played out
by seventh grade.
709
00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:38,441
‐ Never played it before.
710
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,693
Didn't have any friends
through seventh grade.
711
00:38:40,693 --> 00:38:43,112
‐ That's a sad story, Miles.
712
00:38:44,614 --> 00:38:46,449
Now's your chance.
713
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:50,370
This is gonna be fun.
714
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:02,423
♪ ♪
715
00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:06,052
‐ That looks so good.
716
00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:08,680
I'll take over.
Thanks.
717
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:12,183
♪ ♪
718
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:15,728
♪ She said she knows
how to dance ♪
719
00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:17,188
♪ ♪
720
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:21,609
♪ But if that actually
makes sense ♪
721
00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:24,112
♪ The more you learn
the less you feel ♪
722
00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:28,908
♪ The moment as it's happening
but close your eyes ♪
723
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:32,453
♪ Recognize ♪
724
00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:36,082
♪ I know somewhere
there's someone ♪
725
00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:40,336
♪ Holding a candle for me ♪
726
00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:43,006
That's the truthof where I'll be in ten years.
727
00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:46,175
Hold on,
so in this mythical future
728
00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:49,345
I am a feminist novelist?
729
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,099
‐ We'll have
a very small section
730
00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:55,643
for white male authors
we approve of.
731
00:39:55,643 --> 00:40:00,148
Basically just you
and Dr. Seuss.
732
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:05,320
‐ Apparently Dr. Seuss
was a racist.
733
00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:08,448
‐ Yeah.
‐ What?
734
00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:09,908
‐ ‐
735
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:13,661
‐ You ruin everything, Pudge.
‐
736
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:15,830
‐ Fine, it's just gonna be you,
then.
737
00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:18,041
Um, that's only because
738
00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:20,001
the first book will clearly
be about me.
739
00:40:20,001 --> 00:40:22,879
- ‐ Will it now?
- ‐
740
00:40:22,879 --> 00:40:24,547
Who else would it be about?
741
00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:26,841
Not Lara.
742
00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:29,260
Maybe this idiot.
743
00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:36,142
‐ So...I'm gonna be a novelist.
744
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:38,394
‐ Well, maybe.
745
00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:40,063
If you start reading books
from the beginning
746
00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:43,024
instead of just skipping
to the end for last words.
747
00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:48,029
‐ Wait, but isn't the title
of this future novel,
748
00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:50,531
Famous Last Words?
749
00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:52,158
‐ You're missing the point
of the story.
750
00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:54,202
The point is where
I'll be in ten years,
751
00:40:54,202 --> 00:40:55,662
not where you're gonna be.
752
00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:57,497
‐ Right, and you're gonna be...
753
00:40:58,831 --> 00:41:00,667
An owner
of a hipster book store.
754
00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:02,919
‐
755
00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:05,004
Yes.
756
00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:08,716
Or a literature professor
at Columbia
757
00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:11,302
teaching a class on...
758
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:13,930
anti‐heroines.
759
00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:15,306
I don't know.
760
00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:18,768
All I know is that
I'm gonna be far away from home
761
00:41:18,768 --> 00:41:20,770
doing something I love,
762
00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:24,816
and inspiring girls to be their
unapologetically badass selves.
763
00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:28,861
‐ You're gonna do it, too.
764
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,324
No doubt about it.
765
00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:45,253
‐ Okay, enough about me.
766
00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:48,673
Truth or dare, Miles?
767
00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:49,841
‐ Um...
768
00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:52,510
Truth.
769
00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:58,516
‐ When we were in Dolores's
room at Thanksgiving...
770
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:01,686
Did you wanna kiss me?
771
00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:03,229
‐
Jesus.
772
00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:07,108
Um, can‐‐can I switch to dare?
773
00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:08,401
‐ No.
774
00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:13,281
‐ Um...
775
00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:18,202
Well...
776
00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:21,372
I thought it
was pretty obvious.
777
00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:24,959
I mean, obvious enough that
you kicked me out of the bed.
778
00:42:28,171 --> 00:42:29,422
Yeah.
779
00:42:32,592 --> 00:42:35,094
I‐‐I did wanna kiss you.
780
00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:41,642
Did‐‐did you...
781
00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:44,645
you know, wanna‐‐
782
00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:47,440
‐ No, you‐‐you have to burn
a truth or dare
783
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,567
to ask a question.
784
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:52,070
‐ Fine.
Um...
785
00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:54,739
truth or dare?
786
00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:56,741
‐ Truth.
787
00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:09,921
‐ Did you wanna kiss me?
788
00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:16,928
‐ Yes.
789
00:43:21,182 --> 00:43:25,186
I didn't because I got some
bad advice from the Colonel.
790
00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:32,693
Your turn.
Truth or dare?
791
00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:34,278
‐ Um, wait.
Hold on.
792
00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:35,905
Truth or dare.
793
00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:40,993
‐ Truth.
794
00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:44,205
Were you happy
when Jake and I broke up?
795
00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:47,583
Yes.
796
00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:52,588
Why did you?
797
00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:54,465
Break up, I mean.
798
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:57,510
‐ Truth?
799
00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:03,933
Um, because...
800
00:44:05,226 --> 00:44:10,189
I wanted to be available
for someone else.
801
00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:16,279
Like, maybe you.
802
00:44:19,282 --> 00:44:21,159
♪ ♪
803
00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,786
But it doesn't matter because
804
00:44:23,786 --> 00:44:26,497
I'm...
805
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,749
I'm bad for everyone.
806
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:31,627
I hurt Jake.
I ruined the Colonel's life.
807
00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:33,462
So...
808
00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:37,175
Trust me.
You don't want me.
809
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:39,427
‐ I get to decide
810
00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:42,221
what and who‐‐
811
00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:44,682
‐ Whom.
812
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:47,727
‐ Whom I want.
813
00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:49,896
♪ ♪
814
00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:52,106
Who's good for me.
815
00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:55,526
♪ ♪
816
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:58,613
Everyone around here treats me
like I'm a little kid.
817
00:44:58,613 --> 00:45:00,489
Like I can't make
my own decisions,
818
00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:03,784
but I can.
819
00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:06,454
I'm responsible for my actions.
820
00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:09,790
I can handle the heat.
821
00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:12,251
‐ Really?
822
00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:14,587
You can handle the heat?
823
00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:17,256
‐ Yeah.
824
00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:19,383
I can.
825
00:45:20,593 --> 00:45:23,387
‐ All right.
826
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:26,015
Miles...
827
00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:30,061
truth or dare?
828
00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:34,065
♪ ♪
829
00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:35,524
‐ Dare.
830
00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:38,486
♪ ♪
831
00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:40,446
‐ Kiss me.
832
00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:50,456
♪ ♪
833
00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:58,381
♪ Love of mine ♪
834
00:45:58,381 --> 00:46:02,426
♪ Someday you will die ♪
835
00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:06,722
♪ But I'll be close behind ♪
836
00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:11,477
♪ Following you into the dark ♪
837
00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:14,814
♪ No blinding light ♪
838
00:46:14,814 --> 00:46:18,818
♪ Or tunnels
to gates of white ♪
839
00:46:18,818 --> 00:46:23,155
♪ Just our hands clasped
so tight ♪
840
00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:28,077
♪ Waiting for
the hint of a spark ♪
841
00:46:28,077 --> 00:46:31,205
♪ If Heaven and Hell decide ♪
842
00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:36,544
♪ That they both
are satisfied ♪
843
00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:39,547
♪ Illuminate the no's ♪
844
00:46:39,547 --> 00:46:44,427
♪ On their vacancy signs ♪
845
00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:47,722
♪ If there's no one
beside you ♪
846
00:46:47,722 --> 00:46:52,643
‐
I love you, Alaska Young.
847
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:59,150
♪ Then I'll follow you
into the dark ♪
848
00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:00,318
♪ ♪
849
00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:09,410
♪ ♪
850
00:47:10,619 --> 00:47:11,996
‐ Don't go.
851
00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:17,460
♪ ♪
852
00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:19,211
‐ To be continued.
853
00:47:19,211 --> 00:47:26,218
♪ ♪
854
00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:45,488
I need to get out of here.
855
00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:47,239
I forgot.
‐ What's going on?
856
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,742
‐ How many times can I fuck up?
‐ Alaska, what the hell?
857
00:47:49,742 --> 00:47:50,743
I have to get out of here.
858
00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:52,078
Okay, now?
859
00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:53,662
‐ Yes, now.
‐ Where are you trying to go?
860
00:47:53,662 --> 00:47:55,539
‐ Just distract the Eagle and
get him out of his house, okay?
861
00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:57,375
Are you sure
you're okay to‐‐to drive?
862
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:59,001
I'm fucking invincible.
863
00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:03,506
‐ I'm gonna light these off
at the Eagle's place.
864
00:48:03,506 --> 00:48:05,007
You help her with the gate.
865
00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:11,931
♪ ♪
866
00:48:24,443 --> 00:48:26,570
♪ ♪
867
00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:27,988
‐ Hey!
868
00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:31,325
God damn it.
869
00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:44,171
♪ ♪
870
00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:50,594
♪ All worn down ♪
871
00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:54,473
♪ The time for sleep is now ♪
872
00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:58,936
♪ But it's nothing
to cry about ♪
873
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:03,274
♪ 'Cause we'll hold
each other soon ♪
874
00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:10,239
♪ In the blackest of rooms ♪
875
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,159
♪ If Heaven and Hell decide ♪
876
00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:18,080
♪ That they both
are satisfied ♪
877
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,417
♪ Illuminate the no's ♪
878
00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:26,088
♪ On their vacancy signs ♪
879
00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:29,967
♪ If there's no one
beside you ♪
880
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:34,513
♪ When your soul embarks ♪
881
00:49:34,513 --> 00:49:39,852
♪ Then I'll follow you
into the dark ♪
882
00:49:39,852 --> 00:49:43,063
♪ ♪
883
00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:47,026
♪ I'll follow you
into the dark... ♪
884
00:49:47,050 --> 00:49:57,050
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