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♪ ♪
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I am fascinated by last words.
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Like Oscar Wilde who said,
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"Either that wallpaper goes,or I do,"
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and then died.
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♪ Don't you know that ♪
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♪ I'll be around to guide you ♪
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♪ Through your... ♪
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Or Humphrey Bogart,
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whose final words were:
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"I never should've switchedfrom scotch to martinis."
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♪ Returning nightmares ♪
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James Dean said,
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"They've gotta see us"...
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♪ We'll cast some light ♪
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Just before slamminghis Porsche into another car.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Cast some light ♪
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♪ And you'll be all right
for now ♪
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My favorite last words ever,
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the French poetFrancois Rabelais,
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who said, "I go to seeka Great Perhaps,"
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because that'swhat I was after too.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Ignore them
tonight, and you'll be ♪
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Except I wanted to findmy Great Perhaps
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before I died.
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♪ ♪
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It's not even 5:00.
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I'm sure your classmates
will show.
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They're just running
fashionably late.
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‐ Yeah, Mom.
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I've been keeping
my popularity a secret
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all these years.
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♪ ♪
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Couples Fear Factor.
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You're okay.
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You're okay.
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‐ Is this why you wanna leave?
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‐ No, honey,
it's because of me.
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Miles has heard all the stories
about his father being
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quite the legend
at Culver Creek‐‐
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‐ Well, not‐‐not exactly.
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I mean, there are lots of
other places
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I could dream of going,
but you would have said no.
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‐ But why do you have to
go now?
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That's what college is for.
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‐ I've told you why.
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'Cause of some
French poet's last words,
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"The Great Perhaps"?
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What does that even mean?
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‐ That's what I need
to find out.
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♪ When there's
nowhere else to run ♪
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♪ Is there room
for one more son ♪
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♪ One more son ♪
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♪ If you can hold on ♪
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♪ If you can hold on ♪
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♪ Hold on ♪
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‐
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See ya, Raisin.
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If he asks, I left for school.
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You are my witness.
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♪ ♪
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♪ I wanna stand up ♪
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♪ I wanna let go ♪
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♪ You know, you know ♪
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♪ No, you don't, you don't ♪
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♪ I wanna shine on
in the hearts of man ♪
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♪ I want a meaning from
the back of my broken hand ♪
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♪ Another head aches,
another heart breaks ♪
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♪ I'm so much older
than I can take ♪
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♪ And my affection ♪
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♪ Well, it comes and goes ♪
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♪ I need direction
to perfection ♪
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♪ No, no, no, no ♪
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♪ Help me out ♪
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♪ Yeah, you know you gotta
help me out ♪
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♪ Yeah, you're gonna
bring yourself down ♪
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♪ Yeah, you're gonna bring
yourself down ♪
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♪ Yeah, you're gonna
bring yourself down ♪
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Alaska!
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I thought my mom would
never leave.
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So much crying, hugging,
and carrying on.
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Tell me about it.
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That's why I drive myself,
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to get all the hugs and tears
out of the way.
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Do you wanna catch up
on the road?
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Coosa's cashiers have
a shift change in 20,
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and trust me, we want
Gus manning that register.
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‐ I can't just let Paul
move me in on his own.
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Sure you can, Paul.
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You don't mind finishing up
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while your lovely girlfriend
and I go pick up
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some sundry items.
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‐ Only if she promises
to make it up to me later.
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‐ What the fuck, Paul?
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She should not
have to leverage her body
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so you'll be a good boyfriend.
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That kind of sexist bullshit
is why we need
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to dismantle the patriarchy.
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‐ Jesus, Alaska, I said yes.
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‐ It's not just your words,
Paul.
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It's what's in your mind
and your heart.
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You think about that
while we're gone.
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‐ What the fuck?
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‐ It's your Da Vinci surprise.
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So you know
when I was there,
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we weren't co‐ed.
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You're gonna
have girls there now.
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You know what STDs are?
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It stands for
sexually transmitted diseases,
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like gonorrhea or...
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Chlamydia...
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Herpes...
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Warts...
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‐ It's not just like
your finger wart,
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but other places.
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Really the best protection is
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just keep your pecker
in your pants, son.
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That's right.
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‐ Are you cool if I have
the room to myself
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for a couple hours tonight?
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‐ May I ask why?
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Paul and I agreed
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if we stayed together
long distance all summer,
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then the first night back
we would have...
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the sex.
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‐ You don't have to
if you don't want to.
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‐ I want to.
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‐ They grow up so fast.
You coming?
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‐ I'm too chickenshit.
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♪ ♪
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‐
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This says you're 28.
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‐ I can't believe it either.
Time, right?
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I believe it was the great
Theodor Geisel who said,
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"How did it get so late
so soon?
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"It's night before
it's afternoon.
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"December's here
before it's June.
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My goodness,
how the time has flown."
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You might know him
as Dr. Seuss.
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Life goes fast.
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Ask me, it feels like
I was just in high school.
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‐ 'Cause you are
in high school?
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I wish.
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My adolescence would have
no doubt been greatly enhanced
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by the anesthetizing effects of
Coosa Liquors'
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Strawberry Hill rosé.
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‐ You don't sound like
you're in high school.
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‐ And that, Gus,
is the whole point.
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This is right.
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- No, we're right.
- Almost there.
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Only time for one more chapter.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Looks just like it did
the day I left.
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It is beautiful.
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And you get used to no AC.
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Wait, there's
no air conditioning?
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‐ It's not too late
to change your mind.
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We got you a fan.
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Sweat builds character, boy.
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Check it out.
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The bell tower.
That's the bell we stole.
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It took six of us to get
that sucker down
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before we buried it
in the cemetery.
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Still the greatest prank
in Culver history.
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Hey.
I've got that, Mom.
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At least let me
fold your pants.
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No, I'm good.
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And don't forget to call
every Sunday.
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‐ Well, I don't have
a cell phone.
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That's what
the payphone's for, pal.
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‐ We are gonna miss you
so much.
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Can I help you make your bed?
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I'm good.
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I'm gonna be okay, guys.
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Promise.
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Hey!
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After the unpacking
comes the adventure, right?
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Right.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Too long till fall ♪
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♪ Sick summer in bed ♪
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♪ You and a lazy mood ♪
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♪ Ten times the fall ♪
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♪ Spread, sacked,
and I've failed ♪
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♪ Nobody move, nobody move ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Stop, it's too late ♪
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♪ I'm feeling frustrated ♪
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♪ I see no sign of fortress,
I see no sign of fortress ♪
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♪ Stop, it's too late ♪
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♪ I'm feeling frustrated ♪
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♪ I see no sign of fortress,
I see no sign of fortress ♪
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♪ Stop, it's too late ♪
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♪ I'm feeling frustrated ♪
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♪ I see no sign of fortress,
I see no sign of fortress ♪
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♪ Another delay ♪
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♪ Too many hassles ♪
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♪ Where do we go ♪
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♪ How do we follow ♪
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‐ You must be the new roommate.
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I see you decorated the place.
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Name's Chip.
Chip Martin.
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I would shake your hand,
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but I think it's best if you
just hang on to that towel.
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‐ I'm Miles.
Miles Halter.
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‐ Miles, as in,
"to go before I sleep"?
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It's a Robert Frost poem.
Ever read him?
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‐ No.
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‐ Consider yourself lucky.
No one class me Chip.
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‐ I thought you just said
your name‐‐
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‐ Call me the Colonel.
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We'll call you Pudge.
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‐
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Pants on, Pudge.
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That's a unique way
of unpacking.
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Let me guess.
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You must be one of those guys
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who can't let your socks
touch your underpants.
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‐ That's not true.
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Really?
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You got ten seconds
to surprise me
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before I write you off
as ordinary.
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‐ Um...
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well, I know
a lot of people's last words.
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‐ Example.
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‐ Henrik Ibsen.
He was a playwright.
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‐ I know who Henrik Ibsen was.
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1828 to 1906, considered
the father of realism.
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‐ Never read him.
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But he had been sick
for a while,
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and his nurse said to him,
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"You seem to be feeling better
this morning,"
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and Ibsen said,
"On the contrary."
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And then he died.
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‐ That's morbid.
I like it.
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Come on, Pudge.
We got shit to do.
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So you're a reader, Pudge?
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‐ Biographies mostly...
or only.
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They're my dad's.
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‐ My dad used to beat me
with my books,
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so I started carrying
paperbacks around the house,
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the odd novella,
all short and soft.
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That's why I came here.
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So I can read long‐ass books
without getting my ass whooped.
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Hey, it's the Colonel.
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What's up, scrub?
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You grow this summer, bud?
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What are you,
four feet now?
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Hello, Longwell,
fellow shit rags.
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You know, I always said
there's nobody better
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at cradling Kevin's balls
than you.
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‐ Why don't you say that
to my face?
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‐ I literally just did,
you human frat paddle.
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‐ You wanna go right here?
‐ Okay, come on, Kev.
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Come on.
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We both know the Colonel's
not gonna put
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that scholarship at risk,
right?
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‐ You'll have to excuse them,
Pudge.
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It's not their fault they had
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every goddamn thing in life
handed to 'em.
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00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,477
‐ Pudge?
What kind of name is that?
266
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,063
‐ I think it's
supposed to be ironic.
267
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,398
I'll have you know
268
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,899
I worked my ass off
this summer,
269
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,818
valeted at the country club
and caddied.
270
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,653
- ‐ No golf cart either.
- Wow.
271
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,655
You know, you might be
the only person who could
272
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,033
spend all summer in the sun
and somehow end up whiter.
273
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:48,119
Is it possible to be
150% Caucasian?
274
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:50,580
‐ That's‐‐that's...
that's racist.
275
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,088
‐ Sleep with one eye open,
boys.
276
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,594
Come on, Pudge.
277
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,597
‐ Um, it's 'cause I'm skinny.
Never mind.
278
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,015
‐ You're dead.
279
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,309
Yeah, you sleep with one eye.
280
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,435
‐ Are they friends of yours?
281
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:13,895
‐ Weekday Warriors,
282
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,438
rich assholes who leave
every weekend
283
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,523
for their air‐conditioned
Birmingham mansions.
284
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,025
They also the cool kids.
285
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,735
I don't like them.
They don't like me.
286
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:24,280
So if you came here
hoping to be hot shit, Pudge,
287
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,408
you best not be seen with me.
288
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,826
Come on.
289
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,040
‐ Miles Halter.
Orlando, Florida.
290
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,875
Attendant of
Doctor Phillips High School.
291
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,418
Interesting side note about
Doctor Phillips High School,
292
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,670
named after a guy
named Doctor Phillips.
293
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,839
Didn't have a PhD or anything,
just as an adult,
294
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:44,884
changed his name to Doctor.
295
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,761
Welcome to Culver Creek, Miles.
296
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,054
‐ I call him Pudge.
297
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:51,391
‐ The Colonel
and his irony.
298
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,767
‐ How did you know all that?
299
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,143
Takumi knows everything.
300
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,937
‐ Starting with:
never let the Colonel
301
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,772
rope you into helping him move.
302
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,232
He's immune to fatigue.
303
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,109
His anger is
a renewable energy source.
304
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,194
‐ And you did make
a commitment.
305
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,696
‐ I did?
‐ Time to get to work.
306
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:15,039
♪ ♪
307
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,416
‐
308
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,589
‐ Shit.
Smile big, it's the Eagle.
309
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:24,966
‐ The what?
310
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,718
‐ Mr. Starnes,
so nice to see you.
311
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,178
How was your summer?
312
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,139
‐ It was terrible.
How are you, Mr. Martin?
313
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,390
‐ Great.
314
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,474
Just exploiting
my roommate here
315
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:34,892
for some manual labor, sir.
316
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,228
‐ Well,
I expect nothing less.
317
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:41,232
You must be Mr. Halter,
son of Walter.
318
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:44,068
Our paths never crossed,
but when I was a student here,
319
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,486
he was something of a legend.
320
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:46,863
‐ So he tells me.
321
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,739
‐ Your dad's name is
Walter Halter?
322
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:54,954
‐ If you are hoping
to live up to his reputation,
323
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:59,375
remember, you're given a large
measure of freedom here.
324
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,588
Abuse it and you will
regret it.
325
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,631
You seem like a nice young man.
326
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,966
As the dean of Culver Creek,
327
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,261
I'd hate to have
to bid you farewell.
328
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:16,934
- ‐ Um, thank you.
- You're welcome.
329
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,523
♪ ♪
330
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:25,443
Mr. Starnes,codename the Eagle,
331
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:28,029
former student, current dick.
332
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,572
When I first got here,
333
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,240
the Eagle was just
a lowly history teacher
334
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,993
till our prior dean,
Mr. Harris, dropped dead.
335
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,830
Body wasn't even cold yet,
and he was already moving in.
336
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,250
They say it was a heart attack,
but I have my suspicions.
337
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,377
‐ You're saying that
the Eagle committed murder
338
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,421
to become
a school administrator?
339
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,840
‐ You saw his face.
It's the stuff of nightmares.
340
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,967
‐ I felt like he was staring
into my soul.
341
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:53,804
‐ Next time you see that look,
you busted.
342
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,974
Alaska calls it
"the look of doom."
343
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,518
‐ Alaska?
344
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,145
‐ Our next stop,
'cause she has the cigarettes.
345
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,647
You got money?
346
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,399
‐ Um, yeah, but I‐‐I don't
really smoke.
347
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,944
‐ Perfect, 'cause I do.
348
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:11,155
There, done.
349
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,076
‐ Classy and sensible.
350
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:19,789
‐ That is me, Pudge.
That is me to a fucking tee.
351
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,045
You ever hear three knocks,
it's the Eagle.
352
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,339
Always knock once.
353
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,343
My God!
354
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,136
Is that the Colonel?
355
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,639
Get on in here!
356
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,272
Alaska.
357
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,023
- So‐‐so get this.
- What?
358
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,441
Okay, first day of summer,
359
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,569
I'm in grand ol'
Vine Station, Alabama...
360
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,861
Exciting.
361
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,196
I'm with this guy Justin.
362
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,656
I'm sitting on his couch
watching TV.
363
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,324
Mind you,
I'm already dating Jake, right?
364
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,034
I'm still dating him,
miraculously enough.
365
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,495
‐ But Justin and I,
we've been friends
366
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,913
since we were kids.
367
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:01,914
So, we're just sitting
on the couch,
368
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,291
watching the The Office,
369
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,834
talking about SATs
or something.
370
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,419
So we're just chatting.
371
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,212
And I'm in the middle of
a sentence about analogies
372
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,965
when all of a sudden,
he just honks my boob.
373
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,009
‐ No.
‐ Just like that.
374
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,011
Just like a much‐too‐firm
two, three second honk.
375
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,470
Can you believe it?
376
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,055
And the first thing
I thought was:
377
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:21,017
"Okay, how do I extricate
this claw from my boob
378
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,852
before it leaves
permanent marks?"
379
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,395
And the second thing
I thought was:
380
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,272
"I cannot wait to tell
Takumi and the Colonel."
381
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,316
‐ That's crazy.
‐
382
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,320
You can let go now.
383
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,741
Who's this guy
not laughing at my story?
384
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:39,452
‐ My roommate,
Miles "to go" Halter,
385
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,870
aka Pudge.
386
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,331
Pudge memorizes
people's last words.
387
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,291
He also has money
for your cigarettes.
388
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,171
Pudge, this is Alaska.
389
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,464
She got her boob honked
this summer,
390
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,342
which you are now well aware.
391
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,926
‐ You really memorize
last words?
392
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:59,555
‐ Yeah.
You wanna quiz me?
393
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,057
‐ JFK.
394
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,516
‐ "That's obvious."
395
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,560
‐ Shit.
‐ Is it now?
396
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,313
‐ No.
Those are his last words.
397
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,107
Someone said,
"Mr. President, you can't say
398
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,359
Dallas doesn't love you."
399
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:15,237
And he said, "That's obvious,"
400
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:18,282
and then he got shot.
401
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:23,454
‐ God, that's awful.
402
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,206
Nice meeting you, Pudge.
403
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,750
Next time laugh at my story.
404
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,753
- Meet you boys in a few.
- ‐
405
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,675
‐ You walk very quickly.
406
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,051
‐ Not everyone's gifted
407
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,886
with long‐ass chicken legs,
Pudge.
408
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,055
I compensate.
409
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,725
You see that?
410
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:47,144
Wow.
411
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,521
Is that a swan?
412
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,898
‐ That swan is
the spawn of Satan.
413
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,527
Never get closer to it
than we are right now.
414
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,782
It will rip you
to fucking pieces.
415
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:02,076
But it's so beautiful.
416
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,870
‐ The dangerous ones
always are.
417
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:12,795
♪ ♪
418
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:16,924
♪ It's 16 miles ♪
419
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:21,637
♪ To the promised land ♪
420
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,098
♪ And I promise you ♪
421
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:28,018
♪ I'm doing the best I can ♪
422
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,813
♪ ♪
423
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:35,776
♪ So you better move fast ♪
424
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:39,739
♪ ♪
425
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,241
♪ And some days ♪
426
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:46,704
♪ They last longer
than others ♪
427
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,581
Come on, go!
428
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,666
♪ But this day ♪
429
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:54,462
♪ By the lake went too fast ♪
430
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,839
♪ ♪
431
00:20:56,839 --> 00:21:00,050
♪ And if you want me ♪
432
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,887
♪ You better speak up ♪
433
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:06,223
♪ I won't wait ♪
434
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:09,602
♪ So you better ♪
435
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:13,189
♪ Move fast ♪
436
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,487
Her name's Alaska Young.
437
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,071
She's from Vine Station.
438
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,615
You could drive past it
without noticing it,
439
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,325
and from what I understand,
you ought to.
440
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:30,998
And she mentioned
something about a boyfriend?
441
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,374
‐ Jesus.
442
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,252
You touch one boob,
and you obsessed.
443
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:38,672
His name's Jake, college boy,
444
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,299
handsome son of a bitch.
445
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,468
He's a feminist.
446
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,596
She hasn't cheated on him yet,
which is a first.
447
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:51,727
♪ ♪
448
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:55,773
Pudge, I'd like to welcome
you to the Smoking Hole.
449
00:21:55,773 --> 00:22:02,780
♪ ♪
450
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,203
‐
451
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:12,581
So, we're allowed to smoke
down here?
452
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,208
Of course not.
453
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:17,920
‐
454
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,464
That was a barely‐smoked
Hurricane.
455
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,841
That's just plain ungrateful.
456
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,592
‐ I just can't
get in trouble.
457
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,011
My parents would kill me,
especially my mom.
458
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,013
‐ You're gonna get in trouble.
459
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:32,142
Now the question is,
what do you do when it happens?
460
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,811
I'll tell you
what you can't do.
461
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,813
Rat.
462
00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:38,732
I hate the Weekday Warriors
with a fiery passion
463
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,359
reserved for dental work
and my father,
464
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,820
but I would never rat on them.
465
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:46,323
If you learn anything from me
today, Pudge, let it be this.
466
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:52,955
Never, never, never rat.
467
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,377
You got me?
468
00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,503
Are you sure?
469
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:00,796
‐ Yeah, I got it.
470
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:06,135
‐ This school is important
to people.
471
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:09,179
It may look like a summer camp
patrolled by a killer swan,
472
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:12,182
but to the people who go here,
it matters.
473
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,644
Unfortunately,
we've reached the hour
474
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:18,105
where I'm obligated
to see my girlfriend.
475
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,608
‐ Wait,
you've got a girlfriend?
476
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,401
Don't remind me.
I can't stand her.
477
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,070
But then again,
she can't stand me.
478
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,781
I guess that's what I get
for dating a Weekday Warrior.
479
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,533
‐ Didn't you just say
you hated them
480
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:30,659
as much as dental work?
481
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,953
‐ I contain multitudes, Pudge.
482
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,253
You coming?
483
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,465
‐ Wasn't Alaska gonna meet us?
484
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:47,051
I feel like it might be rude
if she showed up,
485
00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:49,261
and we were both gone.
486
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,555
‐ One boob, Jesus.
487
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,140
It's Alaska.
488
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,643
Who the hell knows
what she's gonna do.
489
00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:05,110
‐
490
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:12,117
♪ ♪
491
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:27,633
♪ ♪
492
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:30,844
No.
493
00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:36,016
It's still not good.
494
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:44,525
‐ Okay, Mr. Famous Last Words,
I have one for you.
495
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,612
‐
Okay.
496
00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:02,334
The General in His Labyrinth,
Gabriel García Márquez.
497
00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:07,047
You ever read him?
498
00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:08,674
It's about Simón Bolívar.
499
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:11,552
In the book, you know what
his last words are?
500
00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:13,721
No, you don't,
but I'm about to tell you,
501
00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:17,099
Señor Parting Remarks.
502
00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:20,227
"He was shaken by
the overwhelming revelation
503
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,563
"that the headlong race
between his misfortunes
504
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:24,023
"and his dreams
was at that moment,
505
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,900
"reaching the finish line.
506
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,861
"'Damn it,' he sighed.
507
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,697
"'How will I ever get out of
this labyrinth?'"
508
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:37,995
‐ Those are some
seriously great last words.
509
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:39,747
‐ No shit.
510
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,167
‐ What do they mean?
511
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:48,255
‐ That's the mystery, isn't it?
512
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:54,261
Is the labyrinth living
or dying?
513
00:25:56,764 --> 00:25:59,016
And which is
he trying to escape,
514
00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:02,102
the world or the end of it?
515
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,353
‐ I don't know.
516
00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:07,191
‐ And here I thought you were
the one who's finally
517
00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:09,234
going to deliver me
the answers.
518
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:10,694
We've only just met,
519
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,571
and you're already
disappointing me, Pudge.
520
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:19,536
‐ Have you read all the books
in your room?
521
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:22,289
God, no,
but I'm gonna read them all.
522
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:25,793
I call it my Life's Library.
523
00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:27,419
Every summer
since I was little,
524
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,671
I would go to
all the garage sales,
525
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:33,759
and I'd buy all the books
that looked interesting,
526
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,844
just so I would always have
something to read.
527
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:38,889
But there's so much to do,
you know?
528
00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:42,643
I'll have more time for reading
when I'm old and boring.
529
00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:44,812
‐ Hard to imagine
you'd ever be boring.
530
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:50,692
‐ You remind me a lot of
the Colonel
531
00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:52,903
when he first came to
Culver Creek.
532
00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:55,030
When we first met,
we were just a couple of
533
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:59,868
scholarship kids
with a shared interest in...
534
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,829
let's just call it
booze and mischief.
535
00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:05,249
‐ I'm interested
in those things too.
536
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,792
‐
537
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:08,335
And something tells me
538
00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:09,753
you haven't experienced
a whole lot either,
539
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:11,338
which is exactly my point.
540
00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:14,633
By Thanksgiving,
I got him his first girlfriend,
541
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,302
and later that year,
we pulled our first prank.
542
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:18,887
I provide the vision,
543
00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,932
and he provides
the military‐level planning.
544
00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:24,726
‐ So that's how Chip became
the Colonel?
545
00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:27,187
‐ You're smart like him,
cute too.
546
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,193
But I didn't just say that,
because I love my boyfriend.
547
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:39,867
‐ Well, you're much smarter
than both of us,
548
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,952
and much more attractive.
549
00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:45,455
But I didn't just say that,
because I love my girlfriend.
550
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:52,212
Who does not exist,
because I don't have one.
551
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:56,633
‐ Well, don't worry, Pudge.
552
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:57,968
If there's one thing
I can get you,
553
00:27:57,968 --> 00:27:59,928
it's a girlfriend.
554
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:07,936
♪ ♪
555
00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,980
Let's make a deal.
556
00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:15,944
You figure out
what the labyrinth is
557
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:19,031
and how to get out of it,
558
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,575
and I'll get you laid...
559
00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:26,246
by a sexually‐liberated
intellectual equal, of course.
560
00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:28,165
Deal?
561
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:32,628
♪ ♪
562
00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,630
Deal.
563
00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:41,595
♪ ♪
564
00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:56,193
When you're walking at night,
565
00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:58,570
do you ever get creeped out
566
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,781
and even though it's silly
and embarrassing,
567
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,783
you just wanna run home?
568
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:11,875
‐ Yeah.
569
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,252
Totally.
570
00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:18,799
♪ ♪
571
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:20,300
Run, Pudge!
572
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:27,307
♪ ♪
573
00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:39,194
♪ I know you want it ♪
574
00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:44,157
♪ The thing that makes me ♪
575
00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:48,578
♪ What the guys go crazy for ♪
576
00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:53,083
♪ They lose their minds ♪
577
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:55,502
♪ The way I wind ♪
578
00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:58,422
♪ I think it's time ♪
579
00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:02,509
♪ La la la la la ♪
580
00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:05,554
♪ My milkshake brings ♪
581
00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:07,306
♪ All the boys to the yard ♪
582
00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,933
♪ They're like,
"It's better than yours" ♪
583
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:12,519
♪ Damn right,
it's better than yours ♪
584
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,856
‐ Shit.
585
00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:34,041
- Get out, get out!
- Come on.
586
00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:35,125
What, what's going on?
587
00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,877
Are you serious?
588
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,720
I knew something was up.
589
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,680
Hurry up, hurry up!
590
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,060
Go back to your rooms.
591
00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,270
The fuck are you looking at?
592
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,482
- This is bullshit, man.
- Guys, come on.
593
00:30:58,482 --> 00:31:00,192
Go back to your rooms.
It's late.
594
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,152
This doesn't concern you.
Let's go.
595
00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:03,528
‐ I'm sorry.
We didn't meant to‐‐
596
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:05,197
All right,
just go back in.
597
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,406
Just go back inside
and get dressed, all right?
598
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:07,949
I don't get it.
599
00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:09,117
I mean, you're good,
but you're not that good.
600
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:10,994
Somebody ratted.
601
00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:12,537
Expulsion's gonna
be the least of your worries‐‐
602
00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:13,914
- Who's the rat?
- Inside.
603
00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:15,290
I knew it was somebody!
604
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:17,209
‐ Alaska!
You're not gonna believe it.
605
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:19,461
Ms. Young, please go
help your roommate get packed.
606
00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:20,962
Paul, let's go.
607
00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:23,215
Who ratted?
I know it was somebody!
608
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,508
- Was it you, man?
- Paul.
609
00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:25,926
Who ratted?
610
00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:28,678
Was it you?
Was it?
611
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:45,946
‐ Yes.
612
00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:47,781
‐ First official day of
classes,
613
00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:49,950
we've already
suffered casualties.
614
00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:51,493
Here's what I know.
615
00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:52,786
I told you Takumi would know.
616
00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:54,204
Takumi always knows.
617
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,997
‐ Apparently,
Paul and Marya hit
618
00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:58,125
the Culver Creek
rule breaking trifecta.
619
00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:01,086
One, genital contact
while, two, smoking pot
620
00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:02,587
and, three, already drunk.
621
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:04,589
Though, Paul was attempting
to use a condom,
622
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,967
so kudos for being
sexually responsible.
623
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:08,593
‐ They are fucked.
624
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,303
‐ Well, they were gone
before the sun came up.
625
00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:12,431
‐ No way the Eagle
just got lucky.
626
00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:15,809
I hate to agree with Paul,
but he wasn't working alone.
627
00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:30,532
‐ Sorry.
628
00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:32,117
I‐‐I did not mean
to take your seat.
629
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:36,163
‐ Not‐‐not mine,
never sat here before.
630
00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:38,123
Are you new?
631
00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:40,292
So am I.
Um, Lara.
632
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:41,668
‐ Miles.
633
00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:44,045
‐ Call him Pudge.
634
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:45,797
‐
635
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,591
Did you hear about the students
who were kicked out?
636
00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:49,426
Marya is Alaska's roommate.
637
00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:50,802
‐ Was.
638
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,262
‐ What happened?
639
00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:53,638
I don't know.
640
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:57,225
But just to be safe,
trust no one.
641
00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:18,205
Old man only has one lung.
642
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:35,180
Religion is important
whether you believe it or not.
643
00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:36,806
Just like history is important
644
00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:38,600
whether you've lived
through it or not.
645
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,978
In my case, I probably have.
646
00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:45,190
This year, we will be studying
three religious traditions:
647
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:49,986
Islam, Christianity,
and Buddhism.
648
00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:53,240
We'll tackle three more
next year.
649
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,618
Gives me something to live for.
650
00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:58,787
My name is Dr. Hyde.
651
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:03,416
You may be smart,
but I've been smart longer.
652
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:07,712
Therefore, I will talk,
and you will listen.
653
00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:09,714
Our time together may be short,
654
00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:14,010
but we are engaged in the most
important pursuit of all:
655
00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:17,055
the search for meaning.
656
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:19,933
What is the nature of
being human?
657
00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:23,186
What is the best way to live?
658
00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:26,356
How did we come to be?
659
00:34:26,356 --> 00:34:29,359
And what will become of us
when are no longer?
660
00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:39,578
♪ Smeared black ink ♪
661
00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:42,706
♪ ♪
662
00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:44,749
♪ Your palms are sweaty ♪
663
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:47,711
♪ And I'm barely listening ♪
664
00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:52,674
♪ To last demands ♪
665
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:56,845
‐
666
00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:59,931
♪ What's buried underneath ♪
667
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:04,477
♪ Where I am ♪
668
00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:07,480
♪ ♪
669
00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:13,361
♪ ♪
670
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:15,989
♪ You seem so out of context ♪
671
00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:19,159
♪ In this gaudy
apartment complex ♪
672
00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:21,953
♪ A stranger
with your door key ♪
673
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:25,373
♪ Explaining that
I'm just visiting ♪
674
00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:28,501
♪ And I am finally seeing ♪
675
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:32,547
♪ Why I was the one
worth leaving ♪
676
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:36,676
♪ ♪
677
00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:43,099
‐ Maureen, you are a genius.
678
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:46,478
‐ Don't I know it.
Every day, living the dream.
679
00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,021
What exactly is this?
680
00:35:48,021 --> 00:35:51,441
‐ A fried burrito,
aka "bufriedo."
681
00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:55,362
Invented by aforementioned
culinary genius Maureen,
682
00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:57,364
named by Alaska.
683
00:35:57,364 --> 00:36:01,117
You know, you can say a lot
of bad things about Alabama,
684
00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:05,038
but you cannot say that
the Alabamans as a people
685
00:36:05,038 --> 00:36:07,123
are unduly afraid
of deep fryers.
686
00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:13,254
Don't eat that zucchini.
687
00:36:18,968 --> 00:36:21,805
‐ My God.
688
00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:24,140
This is the greatest thing
I've ever tasted.
689
00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:26,017
That tastes so good.
690
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,852
Nothing like seeing
a man eat his first bufriedo.
691
00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:30,772
‐ You get any more intel?
692
00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:33,149
‐ I did, but,
I think it's best
693
00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:35,402
if we talked privately.
694
00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:36,778
‐ You guys don't trust me?
695
00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:38,988
‐ We don't really know you,
696
00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:41,074
and chances can't be taken
with this information.
697
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:51,876
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
698
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,461
You do not wanna put
that poison
699
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:55,547
in your body, homeslice.
700
00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,298
‐ But it's so delicious.
701
00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,175
‐ Kev, come on.
702
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:01,010
Everyone needs to try a friend
burrito once in their life.
703
00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:02,429
‐ Once?
704
00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:04,139
Why would I only have this
once?
705
00:37:05,265 --> 00:37:06,891
‐ It's all good, Miles.
706
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,560
No, we're just offering
some friendly advice,
707
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,479
'cause you look like
you could use some friends.
708
00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:13,148
‐ You guys wanna be friends?
709
00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:15,108
‐ We don't want you falling
in with the wrong crowd.
710
00:37:15,108 --> 00:37:17,193
‐ Yeah, you're cooler
than those other losers.
711
00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:19,154
‐ Really?
‐ Yeah.
712
00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:23,575
I mean, from Florida.
‐ That's cool.
713
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,285
‐ Even Orlando?
714
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:26,911
Well, look
you wouldn't have left
715
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:30,165
if you didn't have
some ambition.
716
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:38,047
You know what that means?
‐ No.
717
00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:40,049
‐ No, that's right, because
you don't speak Mandarin,
718
00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:42,635
global language of tomorrow,
but I do.
719
00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:45,221
‐ That's what we do here,
Miles, plan for the future.
720
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:48,683
‐ A person in your position
could be very helpful to us,
721
00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:50,435
letting us know what
the Colonel's thinking
722
00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:52,353
and when he's thinking it.
723
00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:56,065
‐ So...so you want me
to be a rat?
724
00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:59,235
‐ No, we're just asking you
to do a solid for your friends.
725
00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:02,030
"A journey of thousand miles
begins with one step."
726
00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:05,575
That's the translation
of what I said to you.
727
00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:07,994
I meant it.
728
00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:09,329
Walk with us, son.
729
00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:10,955
We're seniors, Miles.
730
00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:13,374
I mean, we gotta leave
this school to someone,
731
00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:16,127
and that could be you.
732
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,214
‐ I mean, I could just
stay out of it.
733
00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:21,758
You know, why pick a side?
I could be like Switzerland.
734
00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:23,551
I've heard that place
is really, really nice.
735
00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:24,803
Not possible, bro.
736
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:27,514
‐ Here,
everyone chooses a side.
737
00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:37,524
Come on, man.
738
00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:38,650
Why isn't this water
coming out?
739
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:42,111
I can't wear this bullshit.
740
00:38:42,111 --> 00:38:44,739
Thank, God.
Pudge, it's an emergency.
741
00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:46,449
I have dinner
with Sara's parents.
742
00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:48,576
Please tell me
you know how to iron.
743
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:51,162
‐ I didn't even know
we had an iron.
744
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:52,914
‐ We don't.
745
00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:55,667
It's Takumi's, not that
he knows how to iron either.
746
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,544
When I asked Alaska,
she started yelling,
747
00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:58,795
"You're not gonna impose
748
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:00,129
the patriarchal paradigm
on me."
749
00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:01,381
‐ The what?
750
00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:02,966
‐ Alaska,
among her many qualities,
751
00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:05,009
is a third wave feminist.
752
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:07,053
‐ They have waves?
753
00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:09,806
‐ Pudge, maybe you should
try and read
754
00:39:09,806 --> 00:39:12,767
some biographies of women.
755
00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:14,352
God damn.
756
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,020
I need to smoke,
757
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,815
but I can't reek of smoke
when I see Sara's parents.
758
00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:21,276
They smell like sandalwood
and money.
759
00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:26,990
One thing my lousy father
taught me
760
00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:29,200
was how to tie a tie.
761
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,952
Which is odd,
'cause I can't imagine
762
00:39:30,952 --> 00:39:34,372
when he'd ever
have to wear one.
763
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:37,292
Too bad this tie is
so goddamn ugly.
764
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:39,419
‐ I bought you that tie,
you asshole.
765
00:39:39,419 --> 00:39:40,712
It was a birthday present.
766
00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,297
‐ And one I will never forget.
767
00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:44,007
You must be Sara.
768
00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:46,217
Nice to meet you.
I've heard so much about you.
769
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:48,011
‐ Yeah, I can imagine.
770
00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:50,179
Can't you at least press
your goddamn shirt?
771
00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:51,931
‐ I freaking tried, okay?
772
00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:54,392
We can't all have our maids
doing our ironing for us.
773
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,768
‐ Wow, Chip,
that chip on your shoulder
774
00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:57,145
makes you look even shorter.
775
00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:58,855
‐ What difference
does it make, Sara?
776
00:39:58,855 --> 00:40:00,773
I could be wearing a tuxedo
with a little top hat,
777
00:40:00,773 --> 00:40:02,775
and your parents
would still hate me.
778
00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:05,653
‐ Right, because you antagonize
them as you do all humans
779
00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:06,988
who walk the earth.
780
00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:08,489
Hey, you know what.
781
00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:10,408
Um, I'm so sorry
that this is your roommate.
782
00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:11,659
You deserve a lot better.
783
00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:13,494
‐ He ain't the only one.
‐ Cute.
784
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:15,079
Look, we either go now
or we're not going.
785
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,539
‐ Fuck it.
‐ Fine.
786
00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:18,291
‐ Whatever.
‐ Asshole.
787
00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:20,418
‐
788
00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:30,595
‐ So, that's Sara.
789
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:35,725
She seems...sweet.
790
00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:37,477
‐ Yeah.
791
00:40:37,477 --> 00:40:40,688
Neither one of us had
a lot of positive role models
792
00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:43,024
when it comes to
adult relationships.
793
00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:52,241
‐ Are you drinking sour milk?
794
00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:55,078
‐ It ain't milk‐‐
well, not just.
795
00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:57,872
It's five parts milk,
one part vodka.
796
00:40:57,872 --> 00:41:01,167
I call it ambrosia,
drink of the gods.
797
00:41:02,669 --> 00:41:04,462
You can barely smell
the alcohol,
798
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:08,049
so the Eagle can never catch me
unless he took a sip.
799
00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:09,550
Only downside is,
800
00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:12,845
is it tastes like sour milk
and alcohol.
801
00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:15,139
But what the hell, Pudge?
802
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:18,184
Gotta dull the pain somehow.
803
00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:20,812
You wanna try some?
‐ No, I'm good.
804
00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:28,736
‐ You gonna go get that?
805
00:41:34,283 --> 00:41:36,995
- ‐ Hello?
- Can you get Chip for me?
806
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:39,664
‐ Sara, yeah, hold on.
‐ Yeah?
807
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,040
Can we go now?
808
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,960
‐ Yes.
809
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,213
I'm a bad boyfriend.
She's a bad girlfriend.
810
00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:49,841
We deserve each other.
811
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,926
Don't wait up.
812
00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:12,572
‐
813
00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:14,032
- Let's go!
- Now, Halter!
814
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,034
‐ Ouch!
Okay.
815
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,410
Now!
816
00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:18,828
Don't make us kick your ass!
817
00:42:18,828 --> 00:42:19,996
Okay, okay.
818
00:42:19,996 --> 00:42:21,205
Can I put some pants on first?
819
00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:22,206
That won't be necessary.
820
00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:23,750
Move!
821
00:42:26,169 --> 00:42:29,589
♪ You got a reaction ♪
822
00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:30,965
♪ You got a reaction ♪
823
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,091
- Whoa!
- Go!
824
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:33,426
I get it.
825
00:42:33,426 --> 00:42:35,386
You're gonna handcuff me
to the flagpole.
826
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:36,596
Very funny.
827
00:42:36,596 --> 00:42:38,681
You wish, turd.
Come on.
828
00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:41,559
♪ Something
better than nothing ♪
829
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,061
Come on.
Go.
830
00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:45,146
- Move.
- Speed it up, guys.
831
00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:47,482
‐ A good ol' fashioned
dunking.
832
00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:49,108
Yeah, that sounds
really refreshing.
833
00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:50,818
Shut up, arms at your sides.
834
00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:53,446
‐ Wait, why do I need
to do that?
835
00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:55,198
Isn't that gonna make it
hard for me to swim?
836
00:42:55,198 --> 00:42:58,159
You had your chance
to be on our side.
837
00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:00,078
‐ I told you,
I'm on nobody's side.
838
00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:02,038
That means
you're with the Colonel.
839
00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:03,539
And this is for him.
840
00:43:03,539 --> 00:43:04,582
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that.
841
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:05,958
Wait‐‐
842
00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:07,210
For what he did to one of us.
843
00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:08,711
‐
LONGWELL: Legs.
844
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:10,046
‐ Wait.
You guys, please!
845
00:43:10,046 --> 00:43:11,464
Please, guys, don't!
846
00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:13,132
No!
847
00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:14,717
Wait, "Please, guys, don't"
are terrible last words.
848
00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:16,385
Three!
849
00:43:52,255 --> 00:43:53,840
Shit!
850
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,008
♪ You're given a flower ♪
851
00:43:56,008 --> 00:44:01,180
♪ But I guess that
there's just no pleasing you ♪
852
00:44:02,849 --> 00:44:05,726
♪ You got a reaction,
didn't you? ♪
853
00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:10,815
♪ You took
a white orchid ♪
854
00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:11,983
♪ Turned it blue ♪
855
00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:55,610
♪ ♪
856
00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:40,238
♪ ♪
857
00:45:57,797 --> 00:45:59,674
- ‐ You okay?
- ‐
858
00:46:03,052 --> 00:46:05,388
Better than you.
859
00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:13,604
Someone go for a swim?
860
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:16,941
‐ It was less than a swim,
861
00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:19,652
more of a drowning...
the Weekday Warriors‐‐
862
00:46:19,652 --> 00:46:22,196
Yeah, well, you
better be tough now, Pudge.
863
00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:23,906
Mommy's not here
to help anymore.
864
00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:25,908
Not for any of us.
865
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,410
‐ Where the hell you been?
866
00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:14,874
You got tossed in the lake.
867
00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:16,625
Culver Creek tradition.
868
00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:17,793
Attempted homicide
869
00:47:17,793 --> 00:47:19,670
is Culver Creek tradition?
870
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,088
‐ Don't be dramatic.
871
00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:23,174
It happens to all the new kids.
872
00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:24,925
They toss you in, you swim out
873
00:47:24,925 --> 00:47:26,719
and try not
to wake your roommate.
874
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,679
‐ I couldn't just swim out.
875
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,431
‐ Shit, you can't swim, Pudge?
876
00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:32,266
‐ Not without my arms and legs.
877
00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:34,935
They wrapped my whole body up.
878
00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:36,187
‐ What?
879
00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:37,646
What do you mean? How?
880
00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:40,024
‐ They plastic‐wrapped
my entire body.
881
00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:42,902
‐ Jesus, you had to swim out
like a mermaid?
882
00:47:42,902 --> 00:47:44,612
‐ Merman, but yeah.
883
00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:46,697
‐ Shit.
884
00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,657
You could've drowned.
885
00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:49,867
They just supposed
to toss you in
886
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,243
in your underwear and run.
887
00:47:51,243 --> 00:47:53,371
‐ They said
it was because of you.
888
00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:57,458
‐ They said that?
889
00:47:57,458 --> 00:47:58,417
Shit.
890
00:47:58,417 --> 00:47:59,835
Takumi was right.
891
00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,545
‐ Right about what?
892
00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:03,005
Maybe you could tell me
what the hell is going on.
893
00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:04,256
Or I could just go talk
to the Eagle.
894
00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:06,509
No.
No way, Pudge.
895
00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:08,135
You are not a rat,
896
00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:09,804
and that is not how things
get dealt with here.
897
00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:12,598
‐ Well, I've had it
with how things happen here.
898
00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:14,517
And‐‐and what's wrong
with Alaska?
899
00:48:14,517 --> 00:48:17,436
She was really mean to me.
900
00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:20,856
‐ Yeah, well,
she's moody, dude.
901
00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:26,779
I'm sorry, Pudge,
about everything.
902
00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:30,032
Turn off the lights.
903
00:48:39,125 --> 00:48:41,335
God damn it!
904
00:48:41,335 --> 00:48:43,295
Those bastards.
905
00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:44,839
Before they grabbed you
last night,
906
00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:46,715
they pissed in my shoes.
907
00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:48,050
‐ Are you sure?
908
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,385
Do you want
to smell it?
909
00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:50,886
Because if there's
one thing I know,
910
00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:53,597
it's the smell of warm piss
in my new shoes!
911
00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:57,476
It's like my mom always said.
912
00:48:57,476 --> 00:48:59,019
"You think
you're walking on water,
913
00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:01,272
when it turns out
you got piss in your shoes."
914
00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:04,567
Do you have
a pair of flip‐flops
915
00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:06,068
or anything I could borrow?
916
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,534
Hey, Pudge.
917
00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:15,119
Heard what they did
to you last night.
918
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:16,787
Alaska's pissed.
919
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:19,540
‐ Didn't seem like it.
920
00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:21,167
‐ Look, Pudge.
921
00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:23,335
You're collateral damage
in a larger battle.
922
00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:25,463
One that's been going on
since the beginning of time.
923
00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:28,007
‐ Or since we were freshmen.
924
00:49:28,007 --> 00:49:31,135
‐ It's us versus
the Weekday Warriors.
925
00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:32,386
Usually it's just
fun and games,
926
00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:34,054
but not after last night.
927
00:49:34,054 --> 00:49:35,181
Things have changed.
928
00:49:35,181 --> 00:49:36,515
‐ What changed?
929
00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:39,185
‐ They think the Colonel
is the rat.
930
00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:41,770
I can't believe it.
931
00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:43,439
I mean, I hated
that dick weasel,
932
00:49:43,439 --> 00:49:44,899
but I would never rat on him.
933
00:49:44,899 --> 00:49:46,317
‐ If they think
the Colonel's the rat,
934
00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:47,359
then they're dumber
than they look.
935
00:49:47,359 --> 00:49:49,069
Thank you.
936
00:49:49,069 --> 00:49:50,529
Probably one of those
puka‐shelled Backstreet Boys
937
00:49:50,529 --> 00:49:51,947
ratted and said it was me.
938
00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:53,407
‐ Which is why
we need to figure out
939
00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:55,367
how to ruin
their shitty little lives.
940
00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:58,829
‐ After class, we start drawing
up plans for a counterattack.
941
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,372
Looks like
we're going to war.
942
00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:02,708
I promise you, Pudge,
943
00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:06,170
they will regret messing
with one of our friends.
944
00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:07,463
‐ Trust.
945
00:50:09,298 --> 00:50:10,674
Hey.
946
00:50:16,764 --> 00:50:19,225
Last night, I didn't realize
how bad it was.
947
00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:23,729
I'm sorry.
948
00:50:23,729 --> 00:50:25,689
‐ It's okay.
949
00:50:27,149 --> 00:50:29,527
‐ Do we still have our deal?
950
00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:33,155
‐ Yeah.
951
00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:46,001
♪ ♪
952
00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:03,352
Miles?Miles, what's wrong?
953
00:51:03,352 --> 00:51:06,397
‐ Why does
something have to be wrong?
954
00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:07,898
It's not Sunday‐‐I thought
955
00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,441
you were gonna callon Sundays.
956
00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:11,485
Is that Miles?What's wrong?
957
00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:13,404
‐ Nothing is wrong.
958
00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:15,114
He says nothing.
959
00:51:15,114 --> 00:51:17,074
It's not Sunday.
960
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:19,910
♪ I caught a glimpse ♪
961
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,704
♪ ♪
962
00:51:21,704 --> 00:51:24,832
I was‐‐I was justcalling to say thank you.
963
00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:26,959
♪ ♪
964
00:51:26,959 --> 00:51:28,544
For letting me go.
965
00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:30,379
For sending me here.
966
00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:32,089
He's calling to sayhow much happier he is
967
00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:33,257
without his parents.
968
00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:34,383
Good.
969
00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:36,051
‐ That's not what I'm saying.
970
00:51:36,051 --> 00:51:38,053
I know, honey.
971
00:51:38,053 --> 00:51:41,473
I just hope you find whateverit is you're looking for.
972
00:51:41,473 --> 00:51:43,976
Your Great Perhaps.
973
00:51:45,477 --> 00:51:48,689
‐ Um, I‐I think I have.
974
00:51:48,689 --> 00:51:51,275
♪ If you pass out ♪
975
00:51:51,275 --> 00:51:52,651
I think I have.
976
00:51:52,651 --> 00:51:57,323
♪ Out ♪
977
00:51:57,323 --> 00:52:01,160
♪ ♪
978
00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:16,842
♪ Home ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
979
00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:18,052
♪ ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
980
00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:22,848
♪ Home ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
981
00:52:22,848 --> 00:52:23,850
♪ ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
982
00:52:23,850 --> 00:52:26,603
♪ I figured it out ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
983
00:52:26,603 --> 00:52:30,065
♪ ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
984
00:52:30,065 --> 00:52:32,859
♪ I figured it out ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
985
00:52:32,859 --> 00:52:36,238
♪ ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
986
00:52:36,238 --> 00:52:38,740
♪ I figured it out ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
987
00:52:38,740 --> 00:52:42,452
♪ ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
988
00:52:42,452 --> 00:52:45,538
♪ I figured it out ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
989
00:52:45,538 --> 00:52:48,375
♪ ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
990
00:52:48,375 --> 00:52:51,461
♪ I can see again ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
991
00:52:51,461 --> 00:52:54,673
♪ ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
992
00:52:54,673 --> 00:52:57,425
♪ I can see again ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
993
00:52:57,425 --> 00:53:00,762
♪ ♪ Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
994
00:53:00,762 --> 00:53:03,723
♪ I can see again ♪ Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
995
00:53:03,723 --> 00:53:06,768
♪ ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
996
00:53:06,768 --> 00:53:09,771
♪ I can see again ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
997
00:53:09,771 --> 00:53:13,108
♪ ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
998
00:53:13,108 --> 00:53:15,777
♪ I can see again ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
999
00:53:21,074 --> 00:53:28,039
♪ ♪
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
1000
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Extracted from MKV & Synchronized By X Person
72337
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