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The church that worships the Holy Bird Phoenizask,

THE PHOENIZASKAN CHURCH who regulates "restoring",

THAT WORSHIPS THE HOLY BIRD PHOENIZASK the Phoenizaskan Church.

And the temple that worships the God of Thunder Zenith,

THE ZENITH TEMPLE THAT WORSHIPS who regulates "knowledge",

THE GOD OF THUNDER ZENITH the Zenith Temple.

They both are organisations run by white and black sorcerers, respectively.

The representatives of "restoring" and "destruction",

they major in opposing fields of magic,

and they have long disliked each other,

and sparked hatred inside their minds.

even if they never put it into words, apparently.

And right now...

The ugly epitome of the relationship between the two sides...

WHITE SORCERESS

BLACK SORCERESS

...is unfolding before my eyes.

Huh?

What's going on?

TAKING A TOLL What happened while Noma and I were patrolling?

Let go, okay? Let go and let it out.

Come on, one, two.

It's not a sign to pinch stronger!

They seem to be in sync instead...

Anyway!

What happened here?

Right... It was when you and Noma were patrolling the area.

I meant to offer a topic so that it wouldn't get awkward to talk with someone younger...

...as the older one.

That's so condescending...

That's new...

I know that you love comic books and games,

but even Hanabata also reads girls' comic books, huh?

That's how we became closer in the first place.

Despite her looks, she's quite the maiden.

Huh...

Do you have a hobby or something, Maidena?

I think I love novels.

Especially the mystery ones.

I'm currently reading the one that just got the Newcomer Award the other day.

Oh, the one that's getting popular these days?

The one where the MC turned out to be the bad guy?

She had to spoil me at the genre that condemns spoilers the most!

MAIDE~

MAIDE~ Maidena, calm down!

A trivial quarrel, as I expected.

It's a sad story, sure, but mind the place, will you?

Maidena, just forgive her already, okay?

Condemn the offense, but not the offender, right?

What do you mean?! I've never heard of that!

I'll condemn the offense and the offender!

I've never heard of that...

- She's always like this, anyway...

- Tokishikko, you started this. - She's always like this, anyway...

Apologise to her.

Maidena.

Sorry.

That was a lie. The MC isn't the bad guy.

Don't rule him out!

"The MC isn't the bad guy" is also a major spoiler!

You've been doing this on purpose, haven't you?!

I'm not...

Huh?!

I haven't even read that novel to start with.

No people would be sane enough to spoil who the bad guy is in mystery stuff, right?

But you're nowhere near sane!

I can see you do that already!

What have we been talking about, then?!

I feel stupid raising my voice in a place like this!

I bet you guys didn't realise it, but we've been attacked three times now.

Sheesh... Now Noma will think of me as someone weird because of Tokidiot!

Tokidiot...

Noma, you've got it wrong!

I'm always sincere to people with common sense, okay!

You two can already speak up your minds to each other.

I think that's wonderful.

But it's dangerous out here, so mind the place next time, okay?

Sorry...

Didn't I say the same thing to her?

Isn't the way she treats us so different compared to with Noma?

Maidena must've ranked us inside her head.

Red sorcerers, who can use both white and black magic,

are apparently made to become the mediator between the two sides at odds.

The very epitome of peace bringer.

I know she longs for someone older with intelligence and grace,

but I never thought that a fellow guy could be treated so differently from me by her.

Huh? A guy?

Wait, you're a guy, Noma?!

A guy? Now that's rude.

Ah... Someone's mistaking me as a girl again, I see.

Yeah.

I'm a guy.

You're kidding me!

Her hopelessness is nowhere near what it was when she got spoiled.

No way...

And here I am, thinking we could get along...

Well... That's a factor to like about him...

I'M HERE, THOUGH Well... That's a factor to like about him...

I never thought you're a guy...

A guy, huh...

IT DOESN'T HIT HER HARD AFTER ALL THIS TIME

IN FACT, SHE THINKS OF HIM AS THE IDEAL WOMAN NOW

Noma's a special case!

I can just treat him as a fellow girl friend from now!

Problem solved!

It's a big deal in my book...

The pack is coming closer from a distance...

I'll go face them, so no infighting, okay?

Today was supposed to be a training day for the sorcerers...

But he'll end up hunting them all now?

That screaming earlier was a madboar.

He must want to leave the small fry to us.

Then we could've just had Hitamuki come here to find us the perfect monsters...

If we let him look after the untrained trio, which means us, all at once,

he'll die of overwork.

Hey! Don't lump me together with you guys!

You both are way more talented than me,

so if you keep practicing, eventually you will...

Can't I just be strong the easy way?

A monster!

Noma?!

It blended in with the other monsters earlier and approached us?

A BURREAP HAS APPEARED! This monster is a burreap,

A BURREAP HAS APPEARED! and it camouflages as a plant to approach its prey!

FAZE There may be more of them,

FAZE so keep alert of your surroundings!

FAZE Anyway, aren't you in danger there?!

Anyway, aren't you in danger there?!

The monster won't go easy on a dude!

Wait! No!

He really has it...

It looks cute, though...

W-Wait!

T-T-Tokishikko!

Take it down with your magic!

I'd love to, but when it's sticking to him that close, I'll hit him too...

You bastard! Get off him, stupid monster!

Oww!

Ah...

What are you doing?! You hit him!

Then you figure out something, damn it!

F-Fine, then!

- D-Don't shout... - Oh, right!

Just trade blows with that thing while I heal you non-stop!

Are you an idiot?!

What was that?!

If you take Noma's place and sacrifice yourself, it'll be win-win!

Who will win in this?!

My body and my mind!

Could this be... that I'd be better off staying behind and fighting...?

Since it's come to this, there's only one way, then.

Right...

We'll wait for Kikuru!

They're in perfect sync when giving up, unlike before!

With all the commotion, he would have noticed.

He'll fly straight here once he's done sending that pack flying!

Oh, Kikuru!

Well, with all the commotion, surely this would happen too...

Nooo...!

Damn it!

I only left them for a few minutes!

Let this be a lesson to you, and listen to my words next time!

Master...

Sorry for troubling you...

Nah.

I could figure out the situation from far away.

If anything, I'm the one causing you trouble.

But this time you got to see it firsthand, didn't you?

That this job tends to take a toll on serious people.

S-Sorry...

But I never thought that monster would attack a guy like that as well.

I've shown you something you didn't want to.

That's not true.

Your thing was so childish, and a lot cuter than Master's.

Stop saying it like you've seen mine already!

So you two do that...?

She's fooled you so many times already, and you still believe her?!

Oh, right.

I just touched it with your pants on.

Hey!

Cut it out! I won't be fooled anymore...

Okay...

Oh, a rhino beetle.

Wait, Miss Maidena! Don't, please!

You creep!

SCREAM

Happiness never comes,

and things are taking a toll on me.

Immoral Guild!

NEW WORLD

Ten years ago...

I aspired to be a guard, and I committed myself to training to the death.

Then, two years after I've become a hunter,

I've never got injured once, except during the repel spider incident.

And yet... it's taking every fibre of my being to dodge her attacks!

It's like... I can't see inside her mind!

I wuv you, Sir!

Lullaby magic, Lullabide!

LULLABIDE - COPYRIGHT-FREE MAGIC USED TO PUT CHILDREN TO SLEEP

THE NUMBER ONE MAGIC MASTERED BY MOTHERS NATIONWIDE

Sir... I wuv you...

Much appreciated, Miss Enome.

So this is the Frenzy you've been talking about...

I can't believe she'd push you so far, despite you having trained in evading...

I've learned the hard way that enemies without hostility are the most terrifying...

She's strong, but those indiscriminate attacks are dangerous...

In terms of extermination count, Hanabata's got the highest number...

MONSTER EXTERMINATION COUNT I've seen a few parties lately...

MONSTER EXTERMINATION COUNT ...that want to use her as the vanguard.

But as a guild staff member, I can't allow her to operate elsewhere as she is now...

She's also racking up her friendly kill count alongside her monster kill count, so yeah...

But... the only time she does that to her friends...

...is actually to me exclusively.

Huh?!

Come to think of it, she always said that she loves you during Frenzy...

She seems to have adored me since long ago.

I guess the mana intoxication brought her strong emotions to the surface.

Huh?

But I wonder if she really just admires you.

She only saw me in pictures until we actually met,

so there must be nothing else.

But she keeps saying she loves you like that!

Even with that massive body, she's still a child inside.

The word "love" spoken by a child can't possibly have that meaning, right?

I don't see you that way, you know?

The scar my daughter left inside his heart must be so deep...

Huh? Mama's out?

Yes. She said she wanted to see Mister Kikuru and Miss Hanabata's training,

so they all went to Aoba Plains.

Papa and Hana too?

Looks like there's something she wants to figure out about Miss Hanabata.

Amazing stuff, huh?

Only in that space the average female chest measurement is over 9000.

DATA RECOVERY An unseen world...

DATA RECOVERY A new world!

I think it'll be bad if Hana's with them too.

Why's that?

Hana's character is just...

Or rather, her body and Mama's are on top of each other!

That's the first time I've ever heard of that phrase.

If Papa sees the charm in Mama's body...

...then he might also be attracted by Hana as well!

Nah, he would never judge someone by their physical appearance...

I also love soft things...!

What are boobs to men, I wonder?

I'll go check on them!

Resumisu, don't touch the data for work, okay!

Now... how do I turn back time?!

It's been a while since I chanted the lullaby magic.

This reminds me of Esyne when she was little.

Esyne's grown up well now, hasn't she?

And so have you.

I thought you were the type that wouldn't let her use a dangerous skill like that,

but you've chosen the path to accompany her in overcoming this, I see.

If I can have her control her skill, the returns will be great to me,

and, ironically, Hanabata in her Frenzy...

...makes for the perfect sparring against me.

Though, it's a bit annoying if I'm the only one on the edge.

If my assumption is right,

maybe you can still instruct her in her Frenzy state, even if she can't regain self-control.

Really?

I think it might actually be that simple...

You're finally awake, Hanabata.

Sorry, but I want you to use Frenzy once more...

Sir?!

I wuv you!

The Frenzy hasn't worn off yet?!

So her mana's not burning when she's asleep?!

But the conditions are that limited...

That means when she's not moving,

it's safe to assume that she's not letting out her mana, huh?

How eco-friendly... So in order for Frenzy to wear off,

I need to make her move around.

Sir!

Don't dodge me!

Are you crazy or what?!

We should use words that are concise and attracting when talking to a child...

Hanabata!

Kikuru said he loves a ladylike girl!

A ladylike girl...

I love!

Quiet...

She got it!

Understood, understood!

She's so lively and cute!

I didn't think she'd calm down with that one sentence...

Sir... If I become ladylike, will you pat me in the head?

Yeah. If you listen to what I say,

I'll pat you as many times as you want.

But you can't hug me, okay?

It hurts so much.

I'll keep my promise!

We finally understood each other!

Good for you.

Kikuru, your right cheek's bleeding.

This much is nothing.

Come on, stay put now.

Thank you...

Sir! Let me heal you!

Nah, I'm good.

Also, don't stand behind me.

Why can Miss Enome do that but not me?!

STOMP STOMP

STOMP STOMP You're the one who caused this scratch!

Like hell I'd let someone who sliced me with wind pressure patch me up!

Can't you tell that this happened because you couldn't control your strength?!

I can, okay! I can control my strength!

It's the same lethal force as before!

Shoot!

You... Cut it out, Hanabata!

She didn't do that on purpose! Don't be so hard on her!

I'll ask her to calm down!

That's so mother-like of you!

I'm sorry, Miss Enome...

I'll strip as an apology!

Hey, stop it! Combined with your mental age, it reeks of crime!

Sir... don't hate me!

Hanabata, I told you not to hug me because it hurts, right?

What happened to our promise?

I'm not hugging you! It's just my boobies!

Boobies are soft, so they can't hurt you!

QUOTED BY HANABATA Boobies are soft, so they can't hurt you.

What are you, a genius...?

Wait, don't quibble with me!

Hanabata, you're a good girl, so get off him, okay?

No!

TITS ON THE FRONT

TITS ON THE FRONT Tits on the front!

TITS ON THE BACK

TITS ON THE BACK Tits on the back!

I feel... strange...

Hanabata...

Kikuru said he loves a ladylike girl...

But is this what... a ladylike girl would do...?

You hate someone who shoves her boobies... to you?

Kikuru?

Oh, yeah. I-I hate her.

I'm sorry! I'll listen to what you say, so don't hate me...

My, my.

What if Papa got distracted by Hana?

Hana's breasts are bigger than Mama's, and she's still in her teens...

Don't be a wimp!

I need to do my part for my new family as well!

When it comes to Mama's charm, it's incomparable to Hana's childish aura.

I won't let her get in our way!

Mama Enome's so kind and soft... I wuv you!

Wow! She called me Mama just now!

Can't definitely let Esyne see this.

SHOCK

Looks like it was me all along...

...who was in the way of a new family...

Esyne, you're getting the wrong idea about something?!

I never thought my position would be threatened...

You're my only daughter, Esyne!

What did I just do...?

I'm glad she didn't come here when they were pinching me.

ESCAPING REALITY

DIAGRAM GUILD

The flowers coming out of Hanabata during her Frenzy aren't real flowers,

but the overflowing mana that's taken shape of flowers.

That's why we can't see the flowers when she doesn't burn her mana.

I see.

NEXT EPISODE: I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME NOW, RIDDLE-SOLVING LITTLE