All language subtitles for Accidentally Meow On You episode 02 - [Viki]

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♪I'm thinking of you again somehow♪

♪The happiness and sorrow♪

♪Keep replaying in my mind♪

♪I thought I could love you
until eternity♪

♪I have never stopped♪

♪Missing you♪

♪I can't stop♪

♪Missing your tenderness♪

♪I'll always be waiting♪

♪I'll be there waiting for you♪

♪For no reason at all♪

♪I only want us to be together♪

♪I'll be there waiting for you♪

♪Until the end of my life♪

♪All I need is you♪

♪I'm always missing you♪

=Accidentally Meow On You=

=Episode 2=

It's so clean.

Did it get lost?

Aren't you full yet?

There're only a few sashimis left.

Would you like to eat?

Excuse me.

(Lost Cat)
Have you seen this cat?

Nope.

If you see this cat,

reach me at this number, please.

OK.

Thank you.

Wait a minute.

Excuse me.

Hi, guys.

This is my cat.

It's lost now.

If you see it,

please call me.

OK.

Hi, excuse me.

This...

This is my cat.

It's lost now.

If you see it,

be sure to call me.

OK.

Do you intend to leave?

Qiuqiu,

where are you now?

Qiuqiu,

come.

Come.

Thank you, Sir.

Don't thank me.

Just now,

a tall and handsome young man

brought your cat here.

He just left

one minute ago.

I'll go thank him.

Qiuqiu,

give me some tips.

Where did

that kind man go?

Over there?

Qiuqiu,

your tip didn't help at all.

There was nobody there.

Don't tip me next time.

Dummy cat.

Also, don't run away again.

Hear me?

I didn't even know

how you managed to run out.

Are you actually a cat fairy?

And you helped yourself out?

(It's a decent cat.)

(Ate my food,)

(but still chose home.)

(I advise you
to buy a positioning collar)

(so that you won't lose it again.)

He's quite interesting.

Qiuqiu,

he's making fun of you.

Positioning collar.

Right.

You are Ji Chen, aren't you?

Qiao Yi? Right on time.

I was going to you.

Take a seat.

Changed my agent
just after you came to power.

What are you planning?

It's a business decision.

Cut the cheese.

I know you did it as a new broom.

Don't try to fool me.

So what do you want?

Get my agent back.

She didn't follow the strategy

formulated by the company,

regardless of long-term influence

and brand value,

and tempted you
to write eye-catching works

that might
affect your long-term development.

The head office talked to her twice,

but she refused to change.

Is there a problem with Luxi

attracting more readers for me?

We made a lot of money

for the company.

Your recent two last two short stories

have pretty good CTR

and attract some fans for you.

But many old readers

are very dissatisfied with these two.

They think

you are no longer

the detached writer

who can bring them

peace and serenity.

You're too fixed on hot issues.

Moreover,

you speculated at will

and made subjective comments

without investigating,

which caused adverse effects

on the parties involved.

I don't believe it.

Facts don't change

just because of your opinion.

I'll be your agent.

To help you
work positively as a public figure.

I won't allow you
to chase after any trend

to increase short-term CTR.

My team has disbanded.

Can't I panic?

I'm building a new team for you.

They'll be ready in three days.

It won't affect your work.

But I only want my old team.

No way.

Then I will terminate our contract.

OK.

Pay the liquidated damages

which are 20 times your salary,

and we can terminate the contract.

What? Why 20 times my salary?

Half a year ago,

when Lucy renewed your contract,

she raised it to 20 times your salary.

Didn't she tell you about it?

(Hello, Tian.)

(I have good news for you.)

(You probably can join Xing Yi!)

What?

Lucy took Qiao Yi's core team away.

Now they need

to build a new team

(and an assistant for the agent.)

Assistant for the agent?

Do you think I, a green hand,

can do this?

Logically, you can't.

But you know Qiao Yi.

He's been working the hardest
at Xing Yi.

(Basically, everyone in our company)

(is serving him.)

Including Mr. Ji.

Oh, I forgot to tell you.

(Qiao Yi)

(doesn't get along with Mr. Ji.)

So if you can get Qiao Yi's nod,

you can be on his team.

But I have to meet him at least.

This is the problem we have to solve.

We have to make Qiao Yi notice you

and recognize you.

Xia,

I have an idea.

(I've done my homework.)

(Qiao Yi will be here
to shoot for his new book.)

(Electric Curtain Through Here)

Tian, you clever girl.

Even your job interview
is so unstoppable.

Never try to stop an athlete.

And I'm on your boss' hit list
right now.

I have to do it this way.

Or I won't enter Xing Yi my whole life.

You downy bird.

But remember.

You snuck in on your own.

I didn't help any bit.

Yi, let's take a break.

Relax.

Chin up. You're the best.

Go, girl.

You can do this alone, right?

I gotta go back to my position.

Hi, Qiao Yi.

My name is Zhou Tian.

I know you're looking

for an assistant for the agent.

So I want to ask for a chance.

Here's my resume.

To me? Why?

Interesting.

Do I look like an interviewer?

I've submitted a resume online
to Xing Yi.

But I don't have much job experience.

I don't have any advantage.

And you're really popular,

after all.

I heard that
you would look after rookies.

So I thought

I had to come to see you

and show you my sincerity
and determination

before I actually failed.

At least I have to try once.

Quite proactive.

Yesterday, they told me

a lot of people
applied for this position.

No wonder you panic.

Give it to me.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

I didn't mean it.

Ji Chen, you came just in time.

This girl came to me
for a job interview.

I don't have time for her.

You're my agent. You handle this.

I told you

Xing Yi wouldn't accept you.

"Xing Yi wouldn't accept you."

You think you're cool

when you're saying this, right?

But it only proves

you're dictatorial and cheap.

(Picking a quarrel with Ji Chen?)

(She's got some nerve.)

As a first-class
cultural brokerage company,

Xing Yi has its all employees selected.

And you

are not qualified at all.

You're recruiting an assistant
for the agent.

The person will mainly serve Qiao Yi.

But you don't respect

Qiao Yi's opinion at all.

He's been working for years.

He knows how to select an assistant.

He's not someone you can control.

Don't think too highly of yourself.

Most of the people

are not qualified.

You're just one of them.

Well, the worst one of them.

I don't want to explain to you.

Please, leave.

Or I'll call security.

No.

I think she has a point.

The assistant is for me.

I do believe you need my opinion.

The company

will screen two rounds of interviewees

and give you the final list.

No bother. I'll take her.

No.

Are you saying

I can't even choose

who works for me?

Anyone but her.

She's a jinx.

Anyone around her will be cursed.

I'm doing this for you.

Only you're cursed, right?

The more you stop me,

the more I look forward to her entry.

Yi, we're ready now.

We can start.

Don't kick her out.

We'll talk after I finish shooting.

(Warning)

Mr. Ji.

Mr. Ji.

You okay, Mr. Ji?

- Mr. Ji.
- Mr. Ji.

Indeed cursed.

No one can't lower our bar for her.

Is it because of the bar

or your prejudice?

Not prejudice.

It's me being professional.

What if I insist?

She can't join Xing Yi no matter what.

I can hire her personally.

Every employee around you

has to be approved

by the company.

Mr. Ji,

she's super agile

and has a golden heart.

Isn't she acceptable to the company?

Fine.

You tell him

about your educational background

and occupational history.

What is wrong with my education?

Communiversity.

Better than 70% of people
in our country.

And that's not my specialty.

I was an athlete.

Why don't you ask me

about my performance in the running?

The way you speak

is really annoying.

Good point.

He can always

make people annoyed.

You said it yourself.

This is not your specializing.

You know nothing of working

as the agent of a writer.

Why should I give you this job?

Do you start to work

as a baby?

I need time,

and I'll grow to be an assistant.

Good point.

Very good.

I think Zhou Tian is very reasonable

when expressing opinions.

Mr. Ji,

how about this?

You think she's inexperienced.

Then why don't you

get the old assistant back to me?

No one knows me better

or is more experienced than him.

How's that? Make your choice.

OK.

I choose her.

But you, think clearly.

You're applying for the position

as the assistant of Qiao Yi's agent,

which means you're my assistant.

If my memory goes correctly,

my last assistant
was in therapy for three years

after working with me for three months.

So,

think this through.

I'm not afraid of you.

Good.

Start to work from Monday.

Three months as your probation period.

You have to leave if you fail.

Happy now?

This trifle

wasted five of my precious minutes.

I'll go back to work.

Thank you, Yi.

You can do this.

Don't be afraid.

I'll look after you.

(Resume, Zhou Tian)

Hello?

Mr. Ji.

I got another health alert
from your wristband.

Since I have received it
too frequently recently,

I arranged an in-depth
medical examination for you on Saturday.

Why aren't you taking any action
since you received it?

And I'm not getting examined
until Saturday?

Mr. Ji, don't rush.

I can hear your angry tone

(that you're absolutely healthy.)

(Do you forget it?)

(Don't panic
no matter what's happening.)

(That's what you told me.)

(Kitties' Fairyland)

(Recruitment)

(Adults only, Likes animals,
Knows how to make coffee...)

Tian,

are you sure to start recruiting now?

Aren't you starting next week?

There's a probation period.

You don't have to write it now.

You are not sure

if you can go through the probation yet.

Can you stop frustrating me?

Say something nice!

Well, hire a girl?

(Kitties' Fairyland)

What's your problem this time?

No...

Look at that girl.

Don't you think she's a little weird?

There are so many vloggers nowadays,

and they shoot anywhere.

What's weird about that?

But in our shop,

shouldn't she shoot the kittens?

Maybe she's a newbie

and still in the exploratory stage?

Hi.

Hi,

can I get you anything?

Sorry.

I just thought about shooting

and forgot to buy something.

Oh.

What did you shoot?

Well...

I want to ask you something.

Lady,

you got so many trophies

in the shop.

Are these yours?

Or yours?

No...

They are not ours

but the shopkeeper's.

He's a cross-country runner.

(Oh, my.)

(This is really Zhang Hao's shop.)

You said just now

that you want to ask me something?

(Recruitment)
I'd like to apply for this job.

Aren't you recruiting?

I apply for it.

Look at your recruitment content,

it's like tailored for me.

Adults only...

I'm 22.

Likes animals...

I used to have a cat.

Knows how to make coffee...

I can make desserts.

So yummy...

I can make one for you right now.

You...

You're so good at selling yourself

than I am.

Will you hire me?

Please.

I'll let you give it a shot.

But after the probationary period,

the shopkeeper will decide.

Thank you, honey.

I'll do my job well.

I forgot to introduce myself.

I'm Gigi.
[*Ji Nian's English Name]

I'm Zhou Tian.

(I was just here to relax myself)

(and think about)

(the future direction of my life,)

(but I didn't expect)

(I could meet Zhang Hao here.)

(He's my favorite athlete.)

(But I remember him saying)

(he didn't like to be disturbed.)

(I should keep a distance from him)

(and do my job well.)

Qiuqiu.

From tomorrow on,

I'll work at Xin Yi.

(Fine.)

Although I'll be

in the Literature Division Department,

I believe that with my effort,

I'll soon be able

to transfer
to the Sports Division Department.

However, Ji Chen

will definitely try

to find fault with me,

so I have

to do my job carefully!

(So childish.)

The clock-in time is 9:00 am.

Then I'll set the alarm clock

(Get up)
at 6:00 am.

I can go to work at 6:30 am
and arrive at the office at 7:00 am.

I'll be there two hours early,

so you can't nitpick me on that.

Go to bed.

Nighty-night, Qiuqiu.

(Unknown Number)

What are you doing at midnight?

Please call for promoting after 8:00 am!

I was asleep,

can you have some humanitarian spirit?

(It's Ji Chen.)

Mr. Ji.

About Qiao Yi's job offers next week,

I've filtrated them once

and emailed you the result.

Organize it into a tabulation

in the format attached.

Get it ready before working time.

What email?

(Your email account and the password)

was sent to your Enterprise WeChat.

Mr. Ji.

I haven't processed the onboarding.

(You should start working today.)

It's 5:00 am on Monday,

(you're one of Xing Yi for five hours.)

As an agent,

you have to be stand-by around the clock

and work year-round.

You can quit if you can't do it.

I can do it.

Ji Chen.

You must pay for this!

(Meeting Room)

This one

is our Meeting Room No.1.

And we got Meeting Room No.2, No.3...

We have many meeting rooms.

We have many meetings every day.

(Sports Division Department)

Is this Sports Division Department?

Yes, it's Sports Division Department.

That's Literature Division Department.

That's our department.

And on the opposite is
Department of Market Development,

Project Department,
and Performance Department.

This floor
is all for business departments.

Like the Administrative Department,

the Personnel Department, and IT,

they are all upstairs.

Here we are.

(Literature Division Department Ⅰ)
Literature Division Department Ⅰ.

That's your table.

And I'm opposite you.

What else do I have to be careful of?

No?

Well...

To be Mr. Ji's assistant,

you should be careful of everything.

And I can't make it clear in words.

It's OK.

I'll just roll with the punches.

Things eventually sort themselves out.

Even if they don't,

I'll figure them out.

Don't worry. I'll be fine.

Gotta go.

Was she comforting me just now?

But she's the one who's gonna suffer.

Mr. Ji.

I'm here to report.

Go to the nearby handmade bakery

to buy three ice-cream croissants.

(Today
Reminder: Three ice-cream croissants.)

Go!

You don't have to come back

if you can't be back in half an hour.

(Toi et mol)

Xing Yi Building, please.

(We recommend customers have)

(this croissant right after it's made,)

(so we don't have insulation bags.)

(Sorry.)

(Counting Down)

(I got 16 minutes left.)

(The rest of the way)

(is about five kilometers.)

(I can run five kilometers
in 15 minutes.)

Sorry, Sir.

I have to get out of the car right now.

(Ready!)

(Go!)

Thank you, Mr. Ji.

That's what I should do.

You're so generous, Mr. Ji.

You got the chef here.

Ice cream croissant

only tastes the best

when you have it right after it's made.

Then why did you ask me to buy it?

As an agent,

you should always

have a Plan B.

Plan B...

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Hi, Qiao Yi.

(I bought a pair of shoes,)

(they were sent to the office.)

Please bring them to me.

I want to wear them later.

OK, I got it.

(Mail Room)

Zhou Tian.

What are you doing in the mail room?

You're sweating.

Oh, my.

I'm helping Qiao Yi find his delivery.

There are so many deliveries.

And I finally got this.

Let's go. It's lunch time.

Let's go dine.

No, I can't.

I have to take this to Qiao Yi.

He urged me three times.

(Mr. Ji)
Come to the meeting room.

Put it on my table, thank you.

Is this what an assistant should do?

It's totally what an agent can do!

Our main topic today

is the market share.

Xing Yi's market share...

(Xing Yi Media)

We have to continue the meeting at noon,

please order lunch for us.

OK.

Tell her what you want.

Beef with oyster sauce, set A,

no green pepper.

Tomato soup with egg, no salt.

And a drink, no juice.

I want

braised beef, set B,

with more sauce.

Vanilla mix chocolate ice cream.

And a bowl of sweet dew.

Thank you.

I need sweet sour pork, set A,

and the pork should be tender.

And a room temperature coke.

Right,

a separate glass of ice.

And

I don't like disposable tableware.

I'll have

the pork knuckle rice, set A.

(Qiao Yi Work Phone Answer
Hang up)

I have found the shoes,

and I'll bring them to you immediately.

(In half an hour.)

(I need them.)

Sorry.

Can you repeat

the rest?

I just got a call

and didn't pay attention to it.

Beef vermicelli soup
with cilantro and green onions,

no chili.

Beef salad,

no green onions and cilantro,

with a little vinegar.

Fried rice,

no green soya bean or carrot,

but with some pickled cowpea.

Two vegetable soups,

one with no bacon,

and another with less oil.

Do I have to repeat it a third time?

I recorded it.

(Wanna embarrass me?)

(So boring.)

(I have no workplace experience,)

(but I have)

(watched a lot of TV series.)

We need to have milk tea

at the afternoon meeting,

get us some passingly.

The address of the milk tea shop
and the restaurant,

I'll send you them

to your Enterprise WeChat.

We're all hungry.

You got half an hour.

Let's go on.

It's too late to order take-out.

It has to take at least 40 minutes
to deliver them.

I have to go take them myself.

(New-school Chinese Private Dining)

Oh, no.

(Milk Tea Shop, Private Dining)
He did it deliberately.

These two shops

are in the opposite direction.

Qiao Yi's shoes...

Why is everyone

so obsessed
with the half-hour time node?

Are you sure I don't have

to ask the recipient to sign for it?

Is it true
that there are celebrities living

in the Huacheng Residential?

Just do as the note said.

That's none of your business.

Quickly.

OK.

(Xing Yi Media)

(Did you send Qiao Yi
a city-flash delivery?)

(Cancel it.)

Cancel it?

Then Qiao Yi's shoes...

Don't make me repeat it.

Cancel it right now!

What about Qiao Yi's shoes?

I'll deal with it.

(It's gonna be delivered in 30 minutes.
The rider is delivering.)

(Cancel and Refund)

Excuse me.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

You only bought food?
Where's the milk tea?

I...

I don't want an explanation.

If you can't make it,

you can ask your colleagues to help you.

You're right, Mr. Ji.

Everyone,

here's the milk tea.

Zhou Tian,

come to my office.

Which one would you like to have?

Do you know
why I asked you to cancel the delivery?

I was just about to ask you, Mr. Ji.

Qiao Yi's address
is confidential to the company.

It should never be leaked.

But I used a fake name

and left my phone number on it.

I also left a note.

Just call me

when it is delivered to the door.

No need to sign for it.

Qiao Yi won't have to meet the rider,

and his address won't be leaked.

All the riders

and delivery guys who come here

know what we're working at.

They are much smarter than you.

I don't want to argue with you.

Just obey my orders.

You'll be fired

if you make the same mistake again.

I get it.

Follow this template

to collect information

about the development trend of EX,

and the information
about all the brands.

Qiao Yi has endorsed since he debuted.

OK.

I want it tomorrow morning.

OK.

At 5:00 am.

At 5:00 am?

So early?

Well...

(So I have to stay up for work all night?)

(Why is he so fond of 5:00 am?)

(What's special about this time point?)

You can refuse if you don't want to.

I won't force you.

I'll make it!

Why are you here again?

(Qiuqiu,)

(where are you?)

You naughty boy,

are you running away from home again?

You're so like Nian.

Your owner must be as worried

as I am.

♪It was raining that day
when you held me♪

♪A shooting star
fell in my heart secretly♪

♪It found a place in your eyes
and witnessed my promise to you♪

♪Eventually,
it brightened my whole universe♪

♪And you walked into my life♪

♪But we've missed out on so much♪

♪We tried so hard
to engrave each other's face♪

♪I made up my mind
to drift with you all my life♪

♪But you remained deadly silent♪

♪You weren't sure about our life♪

♪No worries.
I decided to be your support♪

♪I'll make the future ahead
more promising♪

♪It was raining that day
when you held me♪

♪A shooting star
fell in my heart secretly♪

♪It found a place in your eyes
and witnessed my promise to you♪

♪Eventually,
it brightened my whole universe♪

♪I've spent my entire life to find you♪

♪I've never been in deep love before♪

♪Love you made me a better self♪

♪I'll be a shooting star
and shine for you forever♪

♪Shine♪

♪It was raining that day
when you held me♪

♪A shooting star
fell in my heart secretly♪

♪It found a place in your eyes
and witnessed my promise to you♪

♪Eventually,
it brightened my whole universe♪

♪I've spent my entire life to find you♪

♪I've never been in deep love before♪

♪Love you made me a better self♪

♪I'll be a shooting star
and shine for you forever♪

♪Shine♪