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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:26,658 --> 00:01:29,187 A film by Kirill Serebrennikov 2 00:01:30,763 --> 00:01:32,054 Your ticket? 3 00:01:33,796 --> 00:01:36,375 Based on the novel by Aleksey Salnikov 4 00:01:36,850 --> 00:01:39,974 Nothing to show me? Pay the fare then. 5 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:43,057 Come on, pay the fare. What are you looking at? 6 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:45,349 Gawking at me! 7 00:01:47,892 --> 00:01:49,641 What if I'm Snow Maiden? 8 00:01:50,042 --> 00:01:51,453 What if I melt? 9 00:01:53,526 --> 00:01:54,710 Take a seat. 10 00:01:54,761 --> 00:01:57,839 Nobody ever gives up their seat for the disabled. 11 00:01:58,204 --> 00:02:00,953 Look at them, staring out the windows. Sit down! 12 00:02:01,058 --> 00:02:03,099 Don't stand on that leg of yours. 13 00:02:03,150 --> 00:02:04,272 Thanks, but... 14 00:02:04,323 --> 00:02:06,432 Have a seat, you look cancerous. 15 00:02:06,582 --> 00:02:08,275 - What? - You've got cancer. 16 00:02:08,326 --> 00:02:09,700 It's just the flu. 17 00:02:11,017 --> 00:02:12,595 Fares, please. 18 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:18,165 We used to get free vouchers to a sanatorium every year. 19 00:02:19,545 --> 00:02:22,007 It was for the good of the people. 20 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:23,416 And now where are we? 21 00:02:23,467 --> 00:02:26,990 Old Gorby sold us out, Yeltsin pissed it away. 22 00:02:27,081 --> 00:02:32,080 then Berezovsky got rid of him, appointed these guys, 23 00:02:32,272 --> 00:02:35,979 and now what? Stinking immigrants everywhere. 24 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:39,516 I mean, just look! The place is swarming with Tajiks. 25 00:02:39,737 --> 00:02:42,570 There used to be true friendship among nations, 26 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:45,354 but now, it's the Tajiks and Jews 27 00:02:45,506 --> 00:02:47,630 who actually rule this country. 28 00:02:47,805 --> 00:02:50,554 The Jews got all of the Party's gold reserves, 29 00:02:50,683 --> 00:02:52,474 and only they hold power. 30 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:55,963 All those currently holding power should be shot! 31 00:02:56,131 --> 00:02:57,181 All of them! 32 00:03:03,862 --> 00:03:04,945 Come here! 33 00:03:05,689 --> 00:03:07,438 Come on, you pussy! 34 00:03:07,642 --> 00:03:09,073 You pussy, move it! 35 00:03:10,412 --> 00:03:11,462 Here! 36 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:14,747 Move, you pussy. 37 00:03:19,904 --> 00:03:21,820 Here he is, Pops! 38 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,306 Help us out, kid. 39 00:03:29,748 --> 00:03:31,243 Guys, form a line! 40 00:03:35,636 --> 00:03:37,177 Here, I'll show you. 41 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:41,174 Here's the safety, the bolt, and the trigger. 42 00:03:41,279 --> 00:03:42,445 Get to it. 43 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,724 Come on, get out! Quick! 44 00:03:57,782 --> 00:03:58,947 Move! 45 00:04:00,264 --> 00:04:01,314 Move! 46 00:04:02,211 --> 00:04:04,835 What's going on? 47 00:04:05,058 --> 00:04:06,849 Walk straight ahead, move! 48 00:04:07,596 --> 00:04:08,970 Keep moving. 49 00:04:09,565 --> 00:04:11,112 Come on! Move! 50 00:04:14,068 --> 00:04:15,568 What's going on? 51 00:04:17,806 --> 00:04:20,555 This is illegal! We demand a trial! 52 00:04:20,881 --> 00:04:22,838 No talking allowed. 53 00:04:23,198 --> 00:04:25,188 No talking allowed. 54 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,446 Get ready! 55 00:04:31,151 --> 00:04:32,201 Fire! 56 00:04:40,526 --> 00:04:42,534 Give me that back. Good job. 57 00:04:49,808 --> 00:04:53,099 PETROV'S FLU 58 00:04:53,647 --> 00:04:54,979 Cheer up! 59 00:04:58,142 --> 00:04:59,974 Get off already! 60 00:05:06,308 --> 00:05:09,315 Beware of the non-closing doors! 61 00:05:09,608 --> 00:05:12,315 Let's see your pass, then! 62 00:05:12,366 --> 00:05:14,391 - I'm joking. - Yeah, alright. 63 00:05:14,558 --> 00:05:15,974 Have a seat here. 64 00:05:16,142 --> 00:05:17,724 Oh, thank you! 65 00:05:22,524 --> 00:05:24,806 Such a good girl. 66 00:05:29,428 --> 00:05:31,382 - How old are you? - I'm nine. 67 00:05:31,433 --> 00:05:32,599 Nine? 68 00:05:33,181 --> 00:05:34,471 Did you know 69 00:05:34,933 --> 00:05:37,049 that in India and Afghanistan, 70 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:40,099 girls can be married off at seven years old? 71 00:05:40,683 --> 00:05:42,307 Can you imagine that? 72 00:05:42,482 --> 00:05:45,731 You could've been married for two years by now, 73 00:05:46,198 --> 00:05:48,925 been screwing your husband for two years already. 74 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,974 You might even have... cheated on him. 75 00:05:54,006 --> 00:05:58,047 All of you... bitches are the same. 76 00:06:03,183 --> 00:06:04,349 What's all this? 77 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:18,460 WE ARE ALL EQUAL TO ZERO 78 00:06:22,183 --> 00:06:23,307 Jerk! 79 00:06:24,972 --> 00:06:26,628 What a rotten pig. 80 00:06:38,706 --> 00:06:40,222 In olden times, 81 00:06:40,517 --> 00:06:43,557 people like him were respected, considered blessed. 82 00:06:44,532 --> 00:06:47,634 People used to go to them for advice. 83 00:06:47,767 --> 00:06:49,345 But look how it is now... 84 00:06:49,922 --> 00:06:53,813 They can say anything on TV, but speak your mind here... 85 00:06:55,303 --> 00:06:56,938 Why did he grab him? 86 00:06:57,642 --> 00:07:00,224 The old man wasn't hurting anyone. 87 00:07:00,392 --> 00:07:01,932 Should've just left him. 88 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:04,974 That asshole dragged him out... 89 00:07:05,142 --> 00:07:07,057 What, 'cause of that little bitch? 90 00:07:07,264 --> 00:07:10,118 What did he say wrong? 91 00:07:11,915 --> 00:07:14,642 Wasn't hurting anyone. 92 00:07:15,542 --> 00:07:19,188 Just sitting there... Didn't even go one stop. 93 00:07:20,279 --> 00:07:23,170 Look at him, throwing an elderly person off... 94 00:07:23,712 --> 00:07:25,377 What did he do wrong? 95 00:07:29,728 --> 00:07:32,727 What if he kicked you off like that? 96 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:36,495 What's up? Why did we stop? 97 00:07:38,532 --> 00:07:39,947 What's going on? 98 00:07:40,517 --> 00:07:42,204 Ladies and gentlemen, 99 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:44,485 please keep calm! 100 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:47,475 This is an FSB special operation. 101 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:50,705 Petrov, please get off. 102 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,600 Mr. or Mrs. Petrov? 103 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:58,799 I'm Mrs. Petrov. My maiden name is Kondratieva. 104 00:07:58,850 --> 00:08:00,350 No, not you. 105 00:08:01,138 --> 00:08:02,595 I'm Mrs. Petrov! 106 00:08:03,959 --> 00:08:05,416 It's me, Mrs. Petrov! 107 00:08:05,475 --> 00:08:08,016 We need Mr. Petrov. Oh, there he is by the window. 108 00:08:08,067 --> 00:08:10,066 Don't look so surprised. 109 00:08:10,350 --> 00:08:12,557 Or do you want a "Pretty please"? 110 00:08:22,534 --> 00:08:24,823 Here's to getting away with things, 111 00:08:24,930 --> 00:08:26,345 just like the FSB! 112 00:08:27,102 --> 00:08:28,618 Don't go spilling anything. 113 00:08:29,053 --> 00:08:30,446 Careful back there! 114 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:34,048 Have a drink with us. Just half a glass. 115 00:08:35,521 --> 00:08:36,822 Let's celebrate! 116 00:08:36,873 --> 00:08:39,756 I'll join you once I've got the stiff sorted. 117 00:08:39,838 --> 00:08:41,713 Come on, he's not going anywhere! 118 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,149 Besides, who'd stop a dead wagon? 119 00:08:47,892 --> 00:08:48,974 Alright. 120 00:08:52,808 --> 00:08:54,016 Igor, 121 00:08:54,540 --> 00:08:56,145 could persuade the dead. 122 00:08:56,196 --> 00:08:58,050 You guys are quite the designers. 123 00:08:58,479 --> 00:09:01,909 They're all a bit like me at our funeral home. 124 00:09:02,268 --> 00:09:05,799 One's a singer, kicked out of the conservatory for drunkenness. 125 00:09:05,888 --> 00:09:09,010 Another's a writer. And there's an artist. 126 00:09:09,439 --> 00:09:11,432 The writer is actually a poet. 127 00:09:12,568 --> 00:09:14,562 A robust old dude, quite hard-headed. 128 00:09:14,613 --> 00:09:17,873 He also runs a poetry club in the library. 129 00:09:18,696 --> 00:09:20,993 Must be where my wife works. 130 00:09:21,305 --> 00:09:25,212 She feels sorry for the people who go to his weekly meetings. 131 00:09:25,712 --> 00:09:28,216 Says she wants to lock them in 132 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:30,727 and burn it down, to end their suffering. 133 00:09:30,975 --> 00:09:32,391 So you're married? 134 00:09:33,613 --> 00:09:34,886 Divorced. 135 00:09:38,321 --> 00:09:39,445 The light's green. 136 00:09:56,373 --> 00:09:59,287 Is there really a corpse in here? 137 00:09:59,706 --> 00:10:02,247 Or did you just say that to scare me? 138 00:10:02,415 --> 00:10:05,955 Take a look. It's, like... a corpse in a suit. 139 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,383 Some guy. 140 00:10:11,803 --> 00:10:12,896 Igor... 141 00:10:13,217 --> 00:10:16,141 It's fine! I wouldn't mind 142 00:10:16,308 --> 00:10:17,891 if someone kept me 143 00:10:18,058 --> 00:10:19,891 in this world a little longer. 144 00:10:21,295 --> 00:10:23,127 Back in Soviet times, 145 00:10:23,178 --> 00:10:25,344 when I was at Naval College, 146 00:10:26,021 --> 00:10:28,279 I won the silver medal 147 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:32,838 in boxing in Estonia. 148 00:10:33,339 --> 00:10:34,881 Drink to that! 149 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,529 Here's to New Year! 150 00:10:42,325 --> 00:10:45,449 You sure it's OK that we kidnapped a body 151 00:10:46,158 --> 00:10:49,379 and are kinda desecrating it? Won't we be prosecuted? 152 00:10:52,075 --> 00:10:53,567 Long as they don't kill us. 153 00:10:57,351 --> 00:10:59,475 I'm with you, it stinks of corpse here. 154 00:10:59,627 --> 00:11:01,668 You guys get some fresh air. 155 00:11:03,353 --> 00:11:04,403 Wait! 156 00:11:07,395 --> 00:11:08,519 Stop! 157 00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:10,429 Son of a bitch! 158 00:11:12,183 --> 00:11:13,746 What an asshole! 159 00:11:15,658 --> 00:11:16,907 Damn asshole... 160 00:11:20,087 --> 00:11:21,368 Asshole. 161 00:11:22,687 --> 00:11:25,140 So, you work at a funeral home? 162 00:11:26,781 --> 00:11:29,718 Heh, no. Just bumped into... 163 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:31,355 a guy I know. 164 00:11:33,585 --> 00:11:34,750 What have we got here? 165 00:11:37,345 --> 00:11:38,769 I'll catch a breath. 166 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:40,140 You do that. 167 00:12:21,945 --> 00:12:24,906 Button up! You're awful sweaty. 168 00:12:25,525 --> 00:12:27,031 - Flu. - Gimme a cig... 169 00:12:30,059 --> 00:12:32,223 Guess I should be going home, too. 170 00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:38,134 What are you gonna do at home? Die alone? 171 00:12:39,977 --> 00:12:41,486 My son might visit... 172 00:12:42,214 --> 00:12:44,214 - Or my wife. - But you're divorced! 173 00:12:44,952 --> 00:12:47,617 You won't be getting any visitors. 174 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:50,447 Oh, and give me your cell number. 175 00:12:50,859 --> 00:12:51,983 Don't have one. 176 00:12:53,547 --> 00:12:56,345 Don't want me calling you, huh? 177 00:12:57,142 --> 00:12:58,600 You could say that. 178 00:12:59,468 --> 00:13:02,072 It's one thing to run into you, 179 00:13:03,118 --> 00:13:05,528 but I'm not sure I wanna keep in touch. 180 00:13:05,579 --> 00:13:07,384 I'm not all that clingy. 181 00:13:09,403 --> 00:13:10,793 Hey, Vitya, that you? 182 00:13:11,403 --> 00:13:12,610 It's me, Igor. 183 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,607 A buddy and I want to drop by, 184 00:13:16,658 --> 00:13:18,392 to discuss your thesis. 185 00:13:20,226 --> 00:13:21,970 Alright, your doctorate, then! 186 00:13:23,476 --> 00:13:25,210 Busy doing what, exactly? 187 00:13:26,335 --> 00:13:28,851 Vitya, that's ridiculous. 188 00:13:29,395 --> 00:13:31,215 What work could you possibly have? 189 00:13:31,617 --> 00:13:35,574 This guy's sick, he wants to see you, and you're claiming "work"? 190 00:13:36,262 --> 00:13:37,981 Is she at least cute? 191 00:13:41,883 --> 00:13:44,103 Don't just stare. I'm talking to you! 192 00:13:44,379 --> 00:13:46,064 Can you even hear me? 193 00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:50,765 First it was the Marquis de Sade, then prison camps. 194 00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:52,350 So what? 195 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,449 Now it's books on gynecology. 196 00:13:55,538 --> 00:13:56,801 Why do you care? 197 00:13:56,978 --> 00:13:59,610 - Just observing. - It's none of your business. 198 00:14:01,513 --> 00:14:05,679 Mrs. Petrova... Nurlanesad Fatkhi... 199 00:14:06,658 --> 00:14:08,282 Fatkhiakhmetovna. 200 00:14:08,484 --> 00:14:10,040 QUIET 201 00:14:10,614 --> 00:14:13,321 Freakin' immigrants, acting like savages... 202 00:14:13,898 --> 00:14:16,022 Us Russians will soon go extinct. 203 00:14:26,306 --> 00:14:27,743 What happened, Alina? 204 00:14:28,496 --> 00:14:29,853 Bumped into something. 205 00:14:38,523 --> 00:14:41,188 {\an4}THEY ARE AMONG US 206 00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:46,051 Gynecology! 207 00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:52,616 Kirill, 208 00:14:52,861 --> 00:14:53,985 Yuliy... 209 00:15:26,658 --> 00:15:29,074 ...not a single book, not even Gogol! 210 00:15:32,507 --> 00:15:33,922 Quiet! 211 00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:35,523 Let go of... 212 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:53,051 Excuse me, can we take the sofa for our club? 213 00:15:54,293 --> 00:15:56,285 To put it on the podium. 214 00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:59,215 Keep your hands off the sofa! 215 00:15:59,572 --> 00:16:01,004 I told you so. 216 00:16:01,746 --> 00:16:05,191 The poets complain that it's like a Communist Party meeting. 217 00:16:05,242 --> 00:16:06,590 They'll be fine. 218 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,526 Do you like it? 219 00:16:14,148 --> 00:16:15,812 Nice pattern. 220 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,579 Is the draft bothering anybody? All OK? 221 00:16:24,906 --> 00:16:26,280 First of all, 222 00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:30,410 we are the hosts here, aren't we? 223 00:16:31,494 --> 00:16:33,993 Sorry, my dear. 224 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,915 Please meet today's guests. 225 00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:40,074 Welcome. 226 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,733 {\an5}KEEP SILENT 227 00:16:41,784 --> 00:16:42,867 Vsevolod, 228 00:16:43,973 --> 00:16:45,555 Yuliy, and Kirill. 229 00:16:46,723 --> 00:16:47,887 Irina! 230 00:16:48,238 --> 00:16:51,612 When it's over, lock the door, leave the key with security. 231 00:16:53,692 --> 00:16:55,024 The sofa! 232 00:16:55,192 --> 00:16:58,082 My husband and I conceived our two elder kids on that sofa. 233 00:16:59,071 --> 00:17:00,778 Oh, the things it's witnessed! 234 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:04,337 Irina Aktsibush! 235 00:17:07,587 --> 00:17:08,878 It's a sort of anthem. 236 00:17:18,277 --> 00:17:24,192 Whales inch their way out of the seas they were born in 237 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:29,446 For everywhere is their home 238 00:17:29,497 --> 00:17:31,566 They're told, 239 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:35,991 "Avoid sands, buoys, and nets!" 240 00:17:36,242 --> 00:17:38,604 But they're like: "Who gives a fuck?" 241 00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:46,533 It's such a pleasure to see their graceful movements 242 00:17:47,423 --> 00:17:52,589 Causing so many waves 243 00:17:53,512 --> 00:17:55,601 It's a pleasure to see how 244 00:17:55,652 --> 00:18:00,276 Amid all this mess 245 00:18:00,468 --> 00:18:02,717 And all those waves 246 00:18:02,993 --> 00:18:08,019 The whales look sleek as bottles 247 00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:12,047 or satin-sided moles 248 00:18:14,158 --> 00:18:17,692 Or it's a pleasure to see that they know 249 00:18:17,743 --> 00:18:21,409 That beauty is not that 250 00:18:21,531 --> 00:18:25,344 It's in the knowledge that the sea 251 00:18:25,512 --> 00:18:30,886 Is bounded by the shore, and yet never ends 252 00:19:04,718 --> 00:19:10,640 Whales inch their way out of the seas they were born in 253 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:16,448 For everywhere is their home 254 00:19:19,361 --> 00:19:20,411 Bravo! 255 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:23,376 "Little white books 256 00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:26,984 "and little red books 257 00:19:27,689 --> 00:19:30,640 "Lined the bookshelves of my childhood 258 00:19:31,402 --> 00:19:34,192 "A library of modern science fiction 259 00:19:34,992 --> 00:19:37,616 "But they're all trashed by careless bastards 260 00:19:38,439 --> 00:19:40,517 "I'd toss and turn in bed all night 261 00:19:40,568 --> 00:19:42,048 "Dreaming 262 00:19:42,376 --> 00:19:45,431 "of flying my spaceship 263 00:19:45,843 --> 00:19:48,609 "through the stars 264 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:52,449 "To fly between black holes 265 00:19:52,908 --> 00:19:55,157 "Now I sit on my ass, 266 00:19:55,658 --> 00:19:57,603 "on a cheap stool 267 00:19:57,929 --> 00:20:00,501 "And know 268 00:20:00,751 --> 00:20:03,078 I'll never conquer Mars..." 269 00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:06,074 "...The gate we enter foaming at the mouth 270 00:20:06,231 --> 00:20:07,867 "Or rather not, 271 00:20:07,918 --> 00:20:09,792 for they've washed us like corpses..." 272 00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:12,428 "Here we can see the twigs 273 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,795 of the burning bush..." 274 00:20:17,822 --> 00:20:20,232 "But there's no devil here to help us out. 275 00:20:20,283 --> 00:20:22,689 "So hold on to your crew 276 00:20:23,163 --> 00:20:24,736 "or faint. 277 00:20:25,211 --> 00:20:26,793 "The crew I mean 278 00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:28,937 "are our fathers and their fathers. 279 00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:32,031 But they are liars, these adults!" 280 00:20:33,679 --> 00:20:36,007 Why do you write such long poems? 281 00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:39,632 Let's say a hundred years ago, 282 00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:42,777 someone wrote a poem: 283 00:20:43,288 --> 00:20:45,953 "Oh sky, oh sky, I shall dream of you 284 00:20:46,168 --> 00:20:48,959 "It could not be that you've gone utterly blind 285 00:20:49,095 --> 00:20:51,969 "And the day burned up like a blank page 286 00:20:52,145 --> 00:20:54,644 a little smoke and a little ash." 287 00:20:54,851 --> 00:20:58,058 He has conveyed his message in just a few words. 288 00:20:58,109 --> 00:20:59,321 It's simple: 289 00:20:59,372 --> 00:21:02,244 it means you've never read a long poem. 290 00:21:02,408 --> 00:21:04,526 I have short poems, too! 291 00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:05,964 Four lines! 292 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:08,347 "This morning, by the beer tent 293 00:21:08,553 --> 00:21:10,968 "I thought I glimpsed her slit 294 00:21:11,113 --> 00:21:12,779 "Am I overwrought? 295 00:21:12,947 --> 00:21:14,821 Or has my conscience gone to shit?" 296 00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:17,785 - Hi. - Are you home? 297 00:21:18,064 --> 00:21:19,024 Yes. 298 00:21:19,075 --> 00:21:21,116 - So you're back from school? - Yes. 299 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,488 - Did you get hit by a car? - No! 300 00:21:23,892 --> 00:21:25,743 - Attacked by a psycho? - No! 301 00:21:26,492 --> 00:21:27,774 Are you playing? 302 00:21:27,825 --> 00:21:29,524 Will you be home soon? 303 00:21:29,575 --> 00:21:33,012 I don't know. There's the poetry club tonight. 304 00:21:33,063 --> 00:21:35,879 - How did the math test go? - I got a C. 305 00:21:36,689 --> 00:21:37,739 Come in! 306 00:21:39,492 --> 00:21:43,288 OK, first you do your homework, then you can play and watch TV. 307 00:21:44,735 --> 00:21:46,189 Excuse me, 308 00:21:46,429 --> 00:21:49,712 could I use your phone to call the police, please? 309 00:21:53,533 --> 00:21:56,642 Just one comment about the length of the poem 310 00:21:56,738 --> 00:21:59,404 and then he pounced on her! 311 00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:13,090 Fuck such poets! 312 00:22:15,242 --> 00:22:18,157 You piece of shit! 313 00:23:32,288 --> 00:23:33,617 May I? 314 00:23:42,158 --> 00:23:45,462 Do mop up the blood. It makes me queasy. 315 00:23:46,367 --> 00:23:48,150 Do you box? 316 00:23:48,471 --> 00:23:49,595 Oh, that, no. 317 00:23:50,267 --> 00:23:51,808 I just saw it in the movies. 318 00:23:52,203 --> 00:23:53,814 It just kind of happened. 319 00:23:55,117 --> 00:23:59,032 Some asshole spent all night by your balcony 320 00:23:59,153 --> 00:24:03,085 Howling his serenade at full volume 321 00:24:03,136 --> 00:24:07,091 You poured seven liters of dish water down from above 322 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:11,068 And cursed him out, the crappy troubadour... 323 00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:15,978 He kinda said no. 324 00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:19,120 But who the hell cares? 325 00:24:19,611 --> 00:24:21,559 What if he just doesn't open? 326 00:24:21,610 --> 00:24:24,384 We'll just keep knocking till he does. 327 00:24:25,262 --> 00:24:27,348 Doesn't the stink of onion 328 00:24:27,527 --> 00:24:28,901 give you a headache? 329 00:24:29,231 --> 00:24:31,688 You got Cipollino's corpse here somewhere? 330 00:24:31,747 --> 00:24:33,504 You give me a headache. 331 00:24:34,122 --> 00:24:37,809 Vitya, are you still mad about last time? 332 00:24:37,879 --> 00:24:40,434 And about the time before that, too! 333 00:24:42,070 --> 00:24:45,070 And it was in moving northwards, 334 00:24:45,285 --> 00:24:46,339 that all was lost. 335 00:24:47,564 --> 00:24:49,647 What do we believe in now? 336 00:24:50,270 --> 00:24:51,477 Exactly! 337 00:24:51,809 --> 00:24:54,766 The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. 338 00:24:54,941 --> 00:24:55,914 That means 339 00:24:55,965 --> 00:25:00,199 Jupiter, Hercules and Mercury as one entity. 340 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:02,418 And if we go even further back, 341 00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:06,359 Zeus, Hercules, and Hermes. 342 00:25:06,569 --> 00:25:09,233 We just adapted the stories, 343 00:25:09,284 --> 00:25:13,677 rejected some of the myths, and suddenly, we're not pagans. 344 00:25:13,853 --> 00:25:15,988 But in fact we still are! 345 00:25:16,039 --> 00:25:17,579 Victor Mikhailovich! 346 00:25:17,887 --> 00:25:22,098 I'm afraid you might have a stroke in your religious ecstasy. 347 00:25:22,226 --> 00:25:25,357 All these patron saints of this or that 348 00:25:25,408 --> 00:25:27,572 is sheer paganism. 349 00:25:28,067 --> 00:25:30,733 They could have saved all their effort! 350 00:25:30,853 --> 00:25:34,602 Let 'em keep on praying to their Ancient Greek and Roman gods! 351 00:25:34,793 --> 00:25:37,417 We need to make peace with the Arabs 352 00:25:37,530 --> 00:25:39,697 and live in our own way! 353 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:47,509 My neighbors are assholes. 354 00:25:48,621 --> 00:25:51,118 Their damn dog goes "woof-woof". 355 00:25:52,304 --> 00:25:54,053 Woof-woof what? 356 00:25:54,603 --> 00:25:56,394 Woof-woof what? 357 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,525 At full moon, the bitch howls. 358 00:26:00,890 --> 00:26:01,941 Piece of shit! 359 00:26:01,992 --> 00:26:05,609 When there's no moon, it paces around rattling its chain. 360 00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:08,582 Patrolling! 361 00:26:10,410 --> 00:26:12,826 I don't get what's with that chain! 362 00:26:12,970 --> 00:26:16,715 Did they have it custom-made to rattle away that loud? 363 00:26:18,676 --> 00:26:20,973 Can we smoke in here? 364 00:26:21,085 --> 00:26:22,135 No! 365 00:26:22,572 --> 00:26:25,655 We can argue it, but it's all pointless. 366 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,928 That's the way the system is, Igor! 367 00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:29,628 The system! 368 00:26:29,884 --> 00:26:33,533 The election system discredited itself long ago. 369 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,734 There's no guarantee 370 00:26:35,785 --> 00:26:37,742 that the elected person 371 00:26:37,902 --> 00:26:39,782 will do as promised. 372 00:26:42,806 --> 00:26:44,597 We need a different way. 373 00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:46,527 A different way. 374 00:26:46,610 --> 00:26:48,776 We need a lottery, 375 00:26:50,301 --> 00:26:52,816 a random choice of citizen. 376 00:26:52,977 --> 00:26:55,964 There's no guarantee people won't get elected 377 00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:58,607 just because they have a good PR manag-- 378 00:26:58,658 --> 00:27:01,699 Quit smoking! You're coughing your lungs up! 379 00:27:03,928 --> 00:27:05,958 So we don't elect 380 00:27:06,009 --> 00:27:09,258 the ones who can rule the country but those who want to rule! 381 00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:10,712 Let's go! 382 00:27:11,666 --> 00:27:13,095 Come on! 383 00:27:16,908 --> 00:27:19,241 Everything revolves around power. 384 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,151 With lottery elections, 385 00:27:21,336 --> 00:27:24,191 there'd be no point controlling the media, 386 00:27:24,242 --> 00:27:25,991 buying votes... 387 00:27:32,062 --> 00:27:34,437 Snow Maiden! 388 00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:07,663 - Are you real? - Yes, I am. 389 00:28:11,205 --> 00:28:12,621 And you have a fever. 390 00:28:17,192 --> 00:28:19,035 Voting should take place 391 00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:24,246 at the end of the presidential term. 392 00:28:25,426 --> 00:28:29,293 If they're satisfied with the president, he retires. 393 00:28:29,658 --> 00:28:33,309 If they aren't, he goes to jail! 394 00:28:34,645 --> 00:28:37,097 The presidential term should be 395 00:28:37,148 --> 00:28:40,230 the sacred duty of protecting one's country. 396 00:28:40,561 --> 00:28:44,655 Every school kid should know that one day they may be president. 397 00:28:47,571 --> 00:28:51,362 To think that the majority cannot make a mistake, 398 00:28:51,593 --> 00:28:53,175 isn't it utopian? 399 00:28:54,539 --> 00:28:59,867 Democracy assumes that truth lies in the arithmetic average. But this is wrong! 400 00:28:59,918 --> 00:29:03,847 Do you have aspirin or paracetamol? 401 00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:05,464 Just a sec. 402 00:29:05,892 --> 00:29:08,285 Modern democracy 403 00:29:09,286 --> 00:29:10,952 is based 404 00:29:11,119 --> 00:29:14,541 on an unrealistic, hypothetical voter. 405 00:29:14,908 --> 00:29:15,958 Here! 406 00:29:16,252 --> 00:29:18,035 Take my sister, for instance. 407 00:29:18,086 --> 00:29:20,603 She's a nightmare, not a voter. 408 00:29:21,374 --> 00:29:23,757 She's completely nuts. 409 00:29:24,052 --> 00:29:27,676 Got knocked up and treated like dirt back in Nevyansk. 410 00:29:27,789 --> 00:29:29,594 Mom was paralyzed after a binge, 411 00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:33,044 then died. All while I was in the army. 412 00:29:34,485 --> 00:29:37,336 She managed to get a degree through distance learning, 413 00:29:37,387 --> 00:29:41,191 and fled to Australia with her son 414 00:29:41,242 --> 00:29:43,482 when the USSR collapsed. 415 00:29:43,533 --> 00:29:46,157 I still have no idea how. 416 00:29:46,263 --> 00:29:48,724 We keep in touch via email. 417 00:29:48,783 --> 00:29:52,825 She says that Australia is a Nevyansk-like continent. 418 00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:56,696 And she still claims there's nothing better than our birch trees. 419 00:29:57,867 --> 00:29:59,649 Is she the voter to aim for? 420 00:29:59,708 --> 00:30:02,171 Vitya! Are you nuts? 421 00:30:02,578 --> 00:30:07,202 This aspirin was made in 1977. Do you know what effect it has? 422 00:30:07,876 --> 00:30:09,687 We're about to find out. 423 00:30:10,812 --> 00:30:13,644 And who are you to criticize me? 424 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,352 A doctor, perhaps? 425 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,520 It's all the way from Nevyansk. 426 00:30:18,681 --> 00:30:20,543 I have stocks of it. 427 00:30:21,694 --> 00:30:24,077 It's worked for me, all my life! 428 00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:27,413 Look, I'm just... 429 00:30:28,742 --> 00:30:30,624 the local guardian spirit... 430 00:30:31,171 --> 00:30:33,843 Well, no more drinks for the guardian spirit. 431 00:30:35,054 --> 00:30:36,261 Read this! 432 00:30:38,613 --> 00:30:41,168 Holder: Artyukhin, Dmitrievich Egor, Sys... 433 00:30:41,642 --> 00:30:43,016 No, 434 00:30:43,554 --> 00:30:45,399 read the first letters only. 435 00:30:45,450 --> 00:30:48,116 H-A-D-E-S. 436 00:30:49,117 --> 00:30:50,241 Hades. 437 00:30:51,009 --> 00:30:52,133 You see? 438 00:30:52,744 --> 00:30:53,827 Hades. 439 00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:57,726 Hades is done. 440 00:30:59,861 --> 00:31:01,564 Can I have some? 441 00:31:13,522 --> 00:31:17,031 Yekaterinburgers were treated to a natural phenomenon today. 442 00:31:17,132 --> 00:31:20,297 when a vertical rainbow was visible at dawn. 443 00:31:20,450 --> 00:31:24,310 The columns of colored light are an optical illusion. 444 00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:28,241 Eye witnesses claimed it looked like the northern lights. 445 00:31:28,292 --> 00:31:30,740 but this phenomenon, known as a "halo", 446 00:31:30,992 --> 00:31:33,032 is closer to a rainbow. 447 00:31:33,254 --> 00:31:35,024 Suspended in the atmosphere, 448 00:31:35,075 --> 00:31:37,449 ice crystals create the effect... 449 00:31:37,617 --> 00:31:40,232 - Lights! - It's as dark as a cave. 450 00:31:40,283 --> 00:31:41,574 Turn it off! 451 00:31:45,197 --> 00:31:46,579 Your homework. 452 00:31:47,515 --> 00:31:49,949 - Have you done it? - Yes. 453 00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:51,827 - All of it? - Yes. 454 00:31:54,059 --> 00:31:55,225 Again? 455 00:31:55,947 --> 00:31:58,801 Stay right there. Or no more games for you. 456 00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:04,431 - Fed the turtle? - Yes. 457 00:32:05,773 --> 00:32:07,548 Take the bags to the kitchen. 458 00:32:15,048 --> 00:32:16,790 Now to the crime news. 459 00:32:17,148 --> 00:32:19,647 A body was found with multiple stabs... 460 00:32:19,806 --> 00:32:21,306 Mind the eggs! 461 00:32:22,898 --> 00:32:26,938 The deceased, Stepan N., 48. worked in security at School No. 2. 462 00:32:27,114 --> 00:32:29,232 The murder happened in the afternoon. 463 00:32:29,283 --> 00:32:31,824 The neighbors didn't hear or see anything. 464 00:32:32,008 --> 00:32:33,523 How did you discover the body? 465 00:32:33,806 --> 00:32:35,764 I came home from work. 466 00:32:36,033 --> 00:32:39,320 He was just lying there, covered in blood. 467 00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:43,180 My God! 468 00:32:43,231 --> 00:32:46,340 What's wrong with this world? People stabbed in broad daylight! 469 00:32:47,602 --> 00:32:49,164 Did you know the deceased? 470 00:32:49,899 --> 00:32:51,486 Not really. 471 00:32:52,629 --> 00:32:54,009 He lived alone. 472 00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:55,665 He was quite grumpy. 473 00:32:56,257 --> 00:32:58,109 Apparently he worked in security. 474 00:32:58,431 --> 00:33:02,150 Are all four-eyes so unimaginative? 475 00:33:05,879 --> 00:33:08,614 Miracles no longer exist 476 00:33:09,106 --> 00:33:11,309 For those who don't believe in them 477 00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:14,632 Even kids know the Boogeyman isn't real 478 00:33:15,038 --> 00:33:17,609 But fairytales live on everywhere 479 00:33:19,882 --> 00:33:21,343 Why don't you read a book? 480 00:33:22,220 --> 00:33:24,242 Those games only make you dumb. 481 00:33:33,239 --> 00:33:35,395 Darn it! I bought you a yogurt. 482 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:40,265 How many times do I have to tell you not eat raw food, especially meat? 483 00:33:40,648 --> 00:33:43,324 We cook it to kill all the bacteria. 484 00:33:44,908 --> 00:33:46,157 You had that coming! 485 00:33:46,348 --> 00:33:48,157 Put it under cold water. 486 00:33:49,004 --> 00:33:51,563 We'll stick a band aid on when it stops 487 00:33:52,450 --> 00:33:53,684 bleeding. 488 00:33:58,538 --> 00:34:01,370 Science holds the answer to all 489 00:34:01,492 --> 00:34:04,449 The Snow Maiden lives in a fairytale 490 00:34:04,617 --> 00:34:07,657 Rockets fly towards the stars 491 00:34:07,825 --> 00:34:10,366 And flying carpets exist, too 492 00:34:43,608 --> 00:34:46,367 I'm so tired after work, and you don't give a damn! 493 00:34:46,914 --> 00:34:49,351 What if I'd cut deeper? 494 00:34:49,872 --> 00:34:52,704 We'd need an ambulance because of your stupidity! 495 00:34:55,879 --> 00:34:57,628 Go get a band aid. 496 00:34:57,765 --> 00:35:00,231 - Where are they? - The first-aid kit, where else? 497 00:35:00,505 --> 00:35:02,301 Where's the kit? 498 00:35:10,075 --> 00:35:12,157 HADES IT'S TIME TO LEAVE 499 00:35:13,992 --> 00:35:15,532 Where's the editorial office? 500 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,645 This here is HADES. 501 00:35:20,415 --> 00:35:22,301 The editorial office is that way. 502 00:35:43,481 --> 00:35:46,441 I've written a work of genius. Do read it. 503 00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:49,699 Come back in a week. Better still, give us a call. 504 00:35:49,867 --> 00:35:52,074 - What? - It'd be better if you called. 505 00:36:06,079 --> 00:36:09,620 "The Three Graces are on the lawn, the Harpies by the deli. 506 00:36:09,789 --> 00:36:13,329 "The change in the ecumene is marked by M for Metro 507 00:36:13,481 --> 00:36:15,930 "The entrance to Hades is closer. 508 00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:19,235 On the last day of creation..." 509 00:37:01,283 --> 00:37:04,009 Excuse me. I brought my manuscript in last week. 510 00:37:04,783 --> 00:37:06,524 I don't remember, I'm sorry. 511 00:37:06,644 --> 00:37:08,601 The novel with the pink cover. 512 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:13,692 I mostly work with poetry, not prose. 513 00:37:14,254 --> 00:37:16,145 It's about an 8 year-old girl. 514 00:37:31,470 --> 00:37:32,636 Dance! 515 00:37:37,781 --> 00:37:40,030 Let's go out and talk. 516 00:37:40,274 --> 00:37:42,107 What's your name? 517 00:37:42,158 --> 00:37:43,324 Seryozha. 518 00:37:43,374 --> 00:37:45,585 - You mean, Sergei? - Yes. 519 00:37:46,899 --> 00:37:48,440 Seryozha, Sergei... 520 00:37:49,488 --> 00:37:53,173 Basically, your stories are not... 521 00:37:54,931 --> 00:37:58,488 They have... No, they're not worth it... 522 00:37:58,539 --> 00:38:01,665 They are secondary. They are... 523 00:38:03,383 --> 00:38:06,140 Secondary means they're kind of derivative. 524 00:38:07,931 --> 00:38:09,180 Actually, one story... 525 00:38:09,981 --> 00:38:11,790 One story you wrote. 526 00:38:12,383 --> 00:38:15,173 The one where the heroine 527 00:38:15,368 --> 00:38:20,241 is talking to her classmate, right? 528 00:38:21,314 --> 00:38:25,766 And all of a sudden she tucks her... 529 00:38:27,024 --> 00:38:30,523 Skirt! She tucks her skirt into her pantyhose. 530 00:38:31,039 --> 00:38:33,088 After her gym class. 531 00:38:33,398 --> 00:38:35,563 So what was that? 532 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,854 What did you want to say with that? 533 00:38:37,992 --> 00:38:41,901 Are you saying she liked that boy? 534 00:38:42,497 --> 00:38:45,252 Are you planning to stay with us? 535 00:38:46,689 --> 00:38:49,105 She liked the boy and liked talking to him 536 00:38:49,156 --> 00:38:51,780 and that's why she wasn't aware of... 537 00:38:51,831 --> 00:38:54,080 how she tucks... 538 00:38:54,836 --> 00:38:56,377 her skirt... 539 00:38:56,447 --> 00:38:57,983 - In her pantyhose. - Right. 540 00:38:58,048 --> 00:39:02,579 It's a very, very good story. 541 00:39:03,390 --> 00:39:05,976 You need more stories like that. 542 00:39:06,947 --> 00:39:08,585 I have another one. 543 00:39:09,939 --> 00:39:12,191 You have more good stories. 544 00:39:12,249 --> 00:39:13,915 Like the one where the mother... 545 00:39:16,257 --> 00:39:18,256 of the protagonist... 546 00:39:18,408 --> 00:39:20,491 She goes kind of... 547 00:39:20,665 --> 00:39:23,539 She doesn't let her husband out of the apartment. 548 00:39:23,947 --> 00:39:27,767 She's afraid he might take out the trash, 549 00:39:29,243 --> 00:39:32,816 and come back late and drunk. 550 00:39:32,867 --> 00:39:34,657 She knows that's what'll happen. 551 00:39:34,848 --> 00:39:37,930 It's also a very good and plausible story. 552 00:39:41,538 --> 00:39:42,745 So what shall I do? 553 00:39:42,796 --> 00:39:46,324 We at the magazine, and indeed the university, 554 00:39:46,492 --> 00:39:50,149 have a literary workshop. 555 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,524 You should attend the meetings. 556 00:39:54,205 --> 00:39:56,594 But literature is so personal. 557 00:39:57,117 --> 00:39:58,449 Seryozha! 558 00:39:58,617 --> 00:39:59,824 Personal? 559 00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:02,406 Then why are you here? 560 00:40:05,031 --> 00:40:07,202 HADES IT'S TIME TO LEAVE 561 00:40:21,015 --> 00:40:23,226 So? What did they say? 562 00:40:35,273 --> 00:40:37,281 I'll become a writer anyway! 563 00:40:40,867 --> 00:40:42,907 And a great one at that. 564 00:40:43,359 --> 00:40:45,233 Where's the editorial office? 565 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,760 - That way. - Thank you. 566 00:40:51,273 --> 00:40:54,538 But I'll only become famous after I die. 567 00:40:57,242 --> 00:40:58,282 Let's go. 568 00:40:58,333 --> 00:41:00,498 ALAS 569 00:41:01,242 --> 00:41:05,407 And our hearts are still aflame 570 00:41:05,575 --> 00:41:07,574 Aflame 571 00:41:07,687 --> 00:41:12,068 because friendship is what matters most 572 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:13,890 Sorry. 573 00:41:32,611 --> 00:41:37,407 Our years pass by... 574 00:41:37,598 --> 00:41:39,430 "Attend the workshop", he said! 575 00:41:40,422 --> 00:41:42,796 I've never heard of great authors 576 00:41:42,946 --> 00:41:45,273 appearing from literary workshops. 577 00:42:05,208 --> 00:42:13,168 One day in Spring At the beginning of the month of May 578 00:42:16,902 --> 00:42:23,274 Grunting, groaning, dust, euphoria 579 00:42:23,325 --> 00:42:26,165 YESTERDAY I WANTED TO DIE, BUT TODAY I FEEL KINDA FINE 580 00:42:26,216 --> 00:42:27,266 Dimon! 581 00:42:37,158 --> 00:42:38,208 Dimon! 582 00:42:42,723 --> 00:42:43,942 Want a beer? 583 00:42:44,465 --> 00:42:45,515 Sure. 584 00:42:57,781 --> 00:42:59,321 Do you have a lot to do today? 585 00:42:59,419 --> 00:43:00,726 Not really. 586 00:43:01,481 --> 00:43:03,210 Oil change, replace the cylinders, 587 00:43:03,741 --> 00:43:05,343 install the drive shaft. 588 00:43:05,598 --> 00:43:07,945 They brought in a van making weird noises. 589 00:43:07,996 --> 00:43:10,593 Could be the transmission or the clutch. 590 00:43:13,283 --> 00:43:15,759 That'll take forever. Let's give it to Pashka. 591 00:43:16,106 --> 00:43:19,798 He turned it down. They're busy stripping a motor. 592 00:43:20,008 --> 00:43:22,562 I told the guy we'd do it, but tomorrow. 593 00:43:26,163 --> 00:43:28,499 I don't like working at the rear end. 594 00:43:33,548 --> 00:43:35,673 You're so dirty, all covered in oil. 595 00:43:37,249 --> 00:43:38,767 Let's go wash you. 596 00:44:01,242 --> 00:44:02,304 There you go. 597 00:44:05,723 --> 00:44:07,538 Come on. I'll wash your back. 598 00:44:15,992 --> 00:44:17,042 Bring it on! 599 00:44:36,039 --> 00:44:37,371 What the hell! 600 00:44:37,492 --> 00:44:39,710 Why do you even think it's about you? 601 00:44:41,298 --> 00:44:43,062 It's just sort of you. 602 00:44:46,730 --> 00:44:49,098 - How does it end? - The mechanic 603 00:44:49,340 --> 00:44:53,340 that "you" are in love with, is seduced by another guy. 604 00:44:53,391 --> 00:44:55,754 And "you" realize that... 605 00:44:57,530 --> 00:45:00,437 you've been deserted and that you're worthless. 606 00:45:01,544 --> 00:45:03,161 Why the hell am I worthless? 607 00:45:03,482 --> 00:45:04,682 It's not you, damn it! 608 00:45:05,533 --> 00:45:08,403 {\an8}JESAS, RUSIA, VODKA 609 00:45:05,854 --> 00:45:07,399 Not you, OK? 610 00:45:08,489 --> 00:45:10,915 - It's a shock-novel. - Nice shock-novel. 611 00:45:11,662 --> 00:45:12,712 See? 612 00:45:13,356 --> 00:45:14,480 Whatever. 613 00:45:14,814 --> 00:45:17,355 Send the draft to a decent publication, 614 00:45:17,531 --> 00:45:21,108 they'll read it and realize what kind of an author they lost. 615 00:45:32,337 --> 00:45:33,798 To be honest, though... 616 00:45:34,158 --> 00:45:35,626 he's right, of course. 617 00:45:36,523 --> 00:45:38,501 I don't have enough life experience 618 00:45:39,575 --> 00:45:41,160 to write novels. 619 00:45:42,533 --> 00:45:45,366 Who needs a life like that? 620 00:45:45,533 --> 00:45:46,616 Hush! 621 00:45:59,624 --> 00:46:01,039 Come on then, Petrov, 622 00:46:01,538 --> 00:46:03,734 when will you help me with the suicide? 623 00:46:05,355 --> 00:46:07,129 How about after the weekend? 624 00:46:07,485 --> 00:46:10,707 I need to visit Gran in the country, to check the gas. 625 00:46:12,492 --> 00:46:14,117 There's nothing wrong with the gas. 626 00:46:14,259 --> 00:46:15,467 Come on in. 627 00:46:26,504 --> 00:46:28,379 Now, look here. 628 00:46:28,996 --> 00:46:32,223 This is a letter to a girl who used to like my poems. 629 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:34,356 Here's the script, and copies. 630 00:46:34,664 --> 00:46:38,380 Make more copies and send them to the magazines, in 40 days' time. 631 00:46:38,431 --> 00:46:40,898 I can't, the Xerox is out of order. 632 00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:44,492 What did I do to make you hate me so much? 633 00:46:44,798 --> 00:46:46,593 I'm written up as a pathetic fag, 634 00:46:46,723 --> 00:46:49,722 you're glorified as a famous writer, loved by all. 635 00:46:49,874 --> 00:46:52,429 What is this crap about me being jealous? 636 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,263 The novel isn't about you. 637 00:47:00,804 --> 00:47:02,351 It's not about you. 638 00:47:03,095 --> 00:47:04,843 OK, it's a little about you. 639 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,317 But really it's about human wretchedness. 640 00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:11,950 People who can't recognize genius. 641 00:47:12,924 --> 00:47:14,845 You're so primitive, Petrov! 642 00:47:15,098 --> 00:47:17,423 You should be honored, being his prototype. 643 00:47:17,814 --> 00:47:21,228 People will compare the character with the real person. 644 00:47:21,481 --> 00:47:22,997 Being wretched scum is an honor? 645 00:47:23,048 --> 00:47:25,305 But we're surrounded by scum! 646 00:47:27,121 --> 00:47:28,412 No, seriously. 647 00:47:29,082 --> 00:47:31,168 You tell yourself that a mechanic 648 00:47:32,098 --> 00:47:33,520 is somehow... 649 00:47:35,364 --> 00:47:37,114 But you draw comic books, 650 00:47:37,329 --> 00:47:38,950 and it justifies your existence. 651 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:40,512 But it doesn't. 652 00:47:41,231 --> 00:47:42,637 It doesn't at all. 653 00:47:43,606 --> 00:47:46,700 Look, you don't even realize how wretched you look. 654 00:47:46,751 --> 00:47:47,768 Nice one! 655 00:47:47,819 --> 00:47:49,848 I've never hidden my views! 656 00:47:51,197 --> 00:47:53,470 What shocked you, I don't get it? 657 00:47:54,530 --> 00:47:56,478 I'm not even trying to escape this. 658 00:47:56,882 --> 00:47:59,243 Because there's no way out. None! 659 00:48:00,242 --> 00:48:01,757 Because what's next? 660 00:48:02,431 --> 00:48:06,945 In a couple of years I'd have a wife, a bunch of kids. 661 00:48:07,220 --> 00:48:10,263 It would stink of potties, piss, and food here. 662 00:48:11,329 --> 00:48:14,841 I'd have to schlepp to a country house. Meet the wife's family. 663 00:48:15,007 --> 00:48:16,200 What else? 664 00:48:17,148 --> 00:48:20,640 A wedding with its stupid traditions and drunken guests. 665 00:48:20,923 --> 00:48:22,464 The registry office, with that woman 666 00:48:22,632 --> 00:48:25,256 reciting all those pompous cliches. 667 00:48:25,478 --> 00:48:27,357 Snotty-nosed kids with diarrhea! 668 00:48:33,446 --> 00:48:34,884 See, I know for sure 669 00:48:35,421 --> 00:48:38,259 that with that kind of burden, I'd quit writing. 670 00:48:38,569 --> 00:48:40,989 Quit and turn into my moronic father. 671 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,081 An asshole drinking in secret, 672 00:48:43,272 --> 00:48:46,688 demanding fresh bread every day. 673 00:48:46,970 --> 00:48:50,508 And who cares that I have to spend an eternity in line? 674 00:48:51,164 --> 00:48:53,857 Even as a kid I was fucking sick 675 00:48:53,923 --> 00:48:56,156 of queuing with old hags screeching, 676 00:48:56,330 --> 00:48:59,320 "No more than two loaves per person!" 677 00:48:59,614 --> 00:49:01,120 I actually have work tomorrow. 678 00:49:01,171 --> 00:49:04,357 I get it's important for you to speak your mind. 679 00:49:04,408 --> 00:49:07,161 But give me a break! Are you gonna die or not? 680 00:49:08,330 --> 00:49:09,697 Yeah, sure, I am. 681 00:49:10,989 --> 00:49:13,337 Just wanted to tie up some loose ends. 682 00:49:15,664 --> 00:49:17,077 Explain myself. 683 00:49:17,754 --> 00:49:19,257 You're the procrastinator. 684 00:49:19,882 --> 00:49:21,413 You're scared. 685 00:49:21,715 --> 00:49:24,898 Of course. I'm just a dumb bastard, like everyone else. 686 00:49:25,140 --> 00:49:27,742 That's why your lofty goals scare me. 687 00:49:28,238 --> 00:49:30,754 Because your death would be pointless. 688 00:49:35,575 --> 00:49:37,973 Both your life and death are pointless. 689 00:49:38,848 --> 00:49:42,293 And my suicide is the proof that I'm right. Got it? 690 00:49:42,533 --> 00:49:43,848 I got it. 691 00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:48,907 Let's go, then. 692 00:49:58,429 --> 00:49:59,511 So... 693 00:50:05,246 --> 00:50:06,296 Here. 694 00:50:07,830 --> 00:50:09,043 Look. 695 00:50:10,015 --> 00:50:11,410 My suicide notes. 696 00:50:13,414 --> 00:50:14,788 The basic one. 697 00:50:15,082 --> 00:50:18,429 This one's "Nobody's to blame" and... I wrote several. 698 00:50:23,450 --> 00:50:26,481 Here, explanations for my parents and everyone else. 699 00:50:27,246 --> 00:50:29,024 Don't really need a note. 700 00:50:29,075 --> 00:50:31,606 They'll all be impressed, for sure. 701 00:50:32,228 --> 00:50:34,823 There's a lot here for my mother. 702 00:50:35,053 --> 00:50:36,954 - Why drag her into it? - Because. 703 00:50:37,297 --> 00:50:40,254 She married that asshole. Put up with him. 704 00:50:40,453 --> 00:50:42,125 Yet he constantly oppressed me! 705 00:50:42,796 --> 00:50:44,985 I also explain where I got the gun. 706 00:50:49,212 --> 00:50:51,420 - Where? - My father's stash. 707 00:50:51,587 --> 00:50:54,236 Back when he was in the army, 708 00:50:55,028 --> 00:50:56,790 he used to convoy prisoners. 709 00:50:57,072 --> 00:50:59,275 He stole a gun when he got discharged... 710 00:51:00,194 --> 00:51:01,276 and a magazine. 711 00:51:05,658 --> 00:51:07,782 TODAY'S SHITTY AND SO ARE YOU 712 00:51:14,914 --> 00:51:16,702 So what do I have to do? 713 00:51:17,054 --> 00:51:19,070 Just press my finger. Piece of cake, as usual. 714 00:51:28,962 --> 00:51:30,345 Are you sure? 715 00:51:30,704 --> 00:51:32,892 "Is that your final answer?" Do it. 716 00:53:19,348 --> 00:53:22,680 Couldn't believe my eyes. Never seen anything like it. 717 00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:24,574 And then I look up, 718 00:53:24,804 --> 00:53:27,136 and there he is, walking off! 719 00:53:28,867 --> 00:53:30,074 Are you guys drunk? 720 00:53:30,242 --> 00:53:31,991 No, sober. 721 00:53:32,158 --> 00:53:33,853 I don't drink. 722 00:53:36,913 --> 00:53:38,745 I opened the coffin 723 00:53:38,908 --> 00:53:41,032 but it was empty. 724 00:53:41,309 --> 00:53:42,766 No one in there. 725 00:53:42,825 --> 00:53:46,907 I've worked here ten years, and never saw a dead man walk away... 726 00:54:32,915 --> 00:54:35,009 I guess I'll sleep over at Grandma's. 727 00:54:38,414 --> 00:54:40,327 I'm beginning to feel sick too. 728 00:54:40,923 --> 00:54:42,702 I don't want to kill you guys... 729 00:54:44,533 --> 00:54:46,025 I mean, by spreading it. 730 00:54:46,262 --> 00:54:47,595 Done your homework? 731 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:49,657 Let's see your progress report. 732 00:54:52,505 --> 00:54:54,848 Couldn't you wait till the New Year? 733 00:54:55,742 --> 00:54:57,577 Take sick leave, of course. 734 00:54:57,790 --> 00:55:01,077 I don't want to be sick over the holidays thanks to you! 735 00:55:01,658 --> 00:55:03,392 Stay home with the flu. 736 00:55:04,667 --> 00:55:06,816 - Is your son sick? - Not yet. 737 00:55:06,867 --> 00:55:09,987 So he's next, and you'll take more sick leave. 738 00:55:10,390 --> 00:55:12,222 He's old enough to stay home alone. 739 00:55:12,367 --> 00:55:13,417 Fine, 740 00:55:14,145 --> 00:55:15,269 stay in bed. 741 00:55:29,181 --> 00:55:31,947 One time, in spring 742 00:55:33,380 --> 00:55:35,962 At the beginning of May 743 00:55:40,127 --> 00:55:42,501 Grunting, groaning 744 00:55:43,472 --> 00:55:46,929 Dust and euphoria 745 00:55:51,916 --> 00:55:59,947 The trams traveled the streets 746 00:56:04,395 --> 00:56:10,758 Going somewhere to die 747 00:56:15,797 --> 00:56:20,607 Up ahead, engines roar 748 00:56:20,658 --> 00:56:24,157 As cars fly along 749 00:56:27,668 --> 00:56:36,137 Dirty, stinking cars 750 00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:43,778 The trees cried 751 00:56:43,829 --> 00:56:45,275 SCREW IT 752 00:56:45,325 --> 00:56:49,168 And wailed 753 00:56:51,492 --> 00:56:59,109 As the tires roared flicking up shit 754 00:57:54,563 --> 00:57:58,354 Special knives are a con. 755 00:57:59,030 --> 00:58:02,570 Sure, you can cut trees or chop wood with them. 756 00:58:03,242 --> 00:58:05,866 But to whack someone, 757 00:58:06,033 --> 00:58:07,907 you don't need nothing special. 758 00:58:08,637 --> 00:58:11,426 You don't need knives or guns, 759 00:58:12,962 --> 00:58:14,673 or any of that crap. 760 00:58:16,367 --> 00:58:18,165 Just keep a screwdriver on you. 761 00:58:19,507 --> 00:58:22,006 Just a couple stabs in the kisser. 762 00:58:22,158 --> 00:58:23,488 Fares, please! 763 00:58:23,539 --> 00:58:26,257 No need for 10 stabs to the heart and stomach. 764 00:58:28,704 --> 00:58:31,837 That's obviously the work of a psycho, or a chick. 765 00:58:32,212 --> 00:58:35,079 Couple times is enough. 766 00:59:01,325 --> 00:59:02,653 Fares, please! 767 00:59:02,825 --> 00:59:04,098 Don't just sit there! 768 00:59:07,770 --> 00:59:11,434 If you can't pay, get off at the next stop, got it? 769 00:59:18,481 --> 00:59:19,856 Drunk bum. 770 00:59:21,950 --> 00:59:23,274 Fares, please! 771 00:59:23,348 --> 00:59:24,805 Two tickets, please. 772 00:59:28,325 --> 00:59:31,762 Why did you just shove those tickets at me so rudely? 773 00:59:33,379 --> 00:59:34,817 What on earth was that? 774 00:59:35,929 --> 00:59:38,293 Guess you haven't gotten any in a while! 775 00:59:41,020 --> 00:59:43,495 Neither with the opposite sex, nor with your own? 776 00:59:43,546 --> 00:59:45,378 Maybe you've never gotten any? 777 00:59:45,491 --> 00:59:46,541 What? 778 00:59:47,731 --> 00:59:50,215 Take a look at that whore of yours! 779 00:59:50,781 --> 00:59:53,895 Hasn't lover-boy here got enough for a taxi? 780 00:59:54,158 --> 00:59:56,324 I hope he can at least afford rubbers! 781 00:59:56,492 --> 00:59:59,849 Or else you'll bring your little bastards on my bus. 782 01:00:00,376 --> 01:00:01,724 You rude cow! 783 01:00:03,617 --> 01:00:06,273 Kolya, stop the bus! 784 01:00:08,148 --> 01:00:11,335 Kolya, I said stop the bus! 785 01:00:11,617 --> 01:00:13,441 I can't fucking stop here! 786 01:00:13,522 --> 01:00:14,892 We won't get off! 787 01:00:15,158 --> 01:00:18,134 We paid the fare. Why should we get off? 788 01:00:19,075 --> 01:00:20,191 Here. 789 01:00:20,281 --> 01:00:22,196 These young men will get you off! 790 01:00:22,325 --> 01:00:23,996 What's it got to do with us? 791 01:00:25,027 --> 01:00:26,526 Kolya, stop! 792 01:00:26,617 --> 01:00:28,774 Everyone off, the bus terminates here. 793 01:00:28,825 --> 01:00:31,168 Then we want a refund! 794 01:00:32,617 --> 01:00:33,907 Suck it! 795 01:00:34,863 --> 01:00:36,362 Gena, don't you mess with her! 796 01:00:36,492 --> 01:00:38,282 What the frick! 797 01:00:40,408 --> 01:00:43,892 Get on with it! It's not exactly summer! 798 01:00:44,422 --> 01:00:45,706 Bunch of fuckers! 799 01:00:45,757 --> 01:00:46,931 Good, done. 800 01:00:47,663 --> 01:00:49,162 Here, take your change. 801 01:00:50,704 --> 01:00:53,697 You do know these are for passengers with children? 802 01:00:57,798 --> 01:00:59,712 Has everybody paid the fare? 803 01:01:00,046 --> 01:01:02,814 Do you even know the feeling of shame? 804 01:01:05,648 --> 01:01:07,546 Don't you see, my son 805 01:01:08,321 --> 01:01:11,187 is the future of humanity? The planet's last hope? 806 01:01:13,038 --> 01:01:14,656 His chakra is open. 807 01:01:15,223 --> 01:01:16,695 And he has a blue aura. 808 01:01:17,117 --> 01:01:20,171 Most people, like you, have a white aura. 809 01:01:20,856 --> 01:01:22,457 But his aura is blue. 810 01:01:23,239 --> 01:01:25,821 He can already read, write, 811 01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:28,434 count to 1000, and backwards. 812 01:01:28,723 --> 01:01:30,817 Knows some German and English. 813 01:01:31,864 --> 01:01:36,160 He was diagnosed with a heart defect, but it's a lie. They do it on purpose. 814 01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:40,149 An old village woman cured him ages ago. 815 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:44,140 He won the first prize in a kids' literature competition, 816 01:01:44,431 --> 01:01:46,063 but the jury was bribed. 817 01:01:46,114 --> 01:01:48,238 They said I wrote the poem. 818 01:01:48,421 --> 01:01:50,497 But I don't write poems, you see? 819 01:01:50,898 --> 01:01:52,591 You look sick. Sit down. 820 01:01:55,806 --> 01:01:57,658 Has everyone paid the fare? 821 01:01:58,395 --> 01:02:01,384 He can heal people, and predict the future. 822 01:02:03,374 --> 01:02:04,906 Are you in pain? 823 01:02:05,739 --> 01:02:07,156 He can heal you. 824 01:02:08,798 --> 01:02:11,736 I got abducted by aliens when I was pregnant. 825 01:02:13,570 --> 01:02:17,679 They say they're gray, but in fact they're blue, 826 01:02:17,939 --> 01:02:19,407 like this bus. 827 01:02:20,738 --> 01:02:22,739 He was also abducted several times. 828 01:02:25,415 --> 01:02:27,595 You see, I told you. 829 01:02:28,647 --> 01:02:31,658 Hey, Kolya! We have some fare jumpers here. 830 01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:42,262 Enough of that. 831 01:02:43,098 --> 01:02:44,660 Breathe normally. 832 01:02:47,369 --> 01:02:49,173 You won't be going to school, anyway. 833 01:02:51,054 --> 01:02:52,400 Another breath. 834 01:02:59,098 --> 01:03:00,871 Everyone's getting fevers. 835 01:03:01,079 --> 01:03:03,254 It's no surprise during a flu outbreak. 836 01:03:03,515 --> 01:03:05,707 What can we do to ease the fever? 837 01:03:07,030 --> 01:03:09,898 Isn't it abnormal that it's so high all day? 838 01:03:10,721 --> 01:03:12,570 Getting sick is abnormal. 839 01:03:46,032 --> 01:03:48,032 EXIT TO REALITY! 840 01:03:53,337 --> 01:03:56,295 Try placing a cold compress on his forehead. 841 01:03:56,556 --> 01:03:58,908 We can't just keep giving him meds. 842 01:03:59,713 --> 01:04:01,171 Is he sick? 843 01:04:01,450 --> 01:04:03,079 Go to your room. 844 01:04:03,462 --> 01:04:05,501 Go on, last thing you need's a draft. 845 01:04:05,781 --> 01:04:07,212 Is that clear? 846 01:04:07,658 --> 01:04:08,899 It's not our first sickness. 847 01:04:08,950 --> 01:04:12,665 Everybody knows so much these days, reading up on the internet. 848 01:04:13,921 --> 01:04:16,589 Some still feed their kids cheap aspirin, 849 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,695 though there's plenty of good medicines 850 01:04:18,833 --> 01:04:20,617 that kids love. 851 01:04:22,817 --> 01:04:26,239 This granny recently used rubbing alcohol on a child's skin. 852 01:04:29,437 --> 01:04:31,374 Resulted in alcoholic intoxication. 853 01:04:32,264 --> 01:04:33,585 Careful, 854 01:04:34,241 --> 01:04:36,749 you'll break it! This is ridiculous. 855 01:04:37,820 --> 01:04:40,773 So don't go listening to grannies in the family. 856 01:04:40,845 --> 01:04:42,304 We don't have any. 857 01:05:04,262 --> 01:05:05,918 Wow, you stink. 858 01:05:07,533 --> 01:05:09,629 Been drinking and sleeping in a morgue? 859 01:05:10,496 --> 01:05:11,840 Well, almost. 860 01:05:12,179 --> 01:05:13,895 It's kinda silly... 861 01:05:14,289 --> 01:05:15,339 Igor... 862 01:05:17,325 --> 01:05:18,824 Oh, Igor again? 863 01:05:20,828 --> 01:05:22,648 Is he even a real person? 864 01:05:23,155 --> 01:05:25,015 Or is he your imaginary friend? 865 01:05:58,613 --> 01:06:00,168 That's my coat washing. 866 01:06:01,945 --> 01:06:05,316 No whites in there? Or it'll end up like the last time. 867 01:06:05,367 --> 01:06:08,195 You should have thrown that awful coat away. 868 01:06:09,075 --> 01:06:11,491 It loses color every wash, 869 01:06:12,270 --> 01:06:13,936 and takes ages to dry. 870 01:06:14,048 --> 01:06:15,589 It looks good on me. 871 01:06:16,413 --> 01:06:19,660 It might look good, but it's no good. 872 01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:24,116 It's too thin, it's like wearing a sweater. 873 01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:25,938 I guess you're not hungry. 874 01:06:25,989 --> 01:06:28,682 No. I'll feed off my meds. 875 01:06:46,189 --> 01:06:48,720 We used to have this regular guy. 876 01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:51,142 Ordinary, nondescript type. 877 01:06:52,062 --> 01:06:54,978 First, he read all the works of de Sade, 878 01:06:56,384 --> 01:07:00,571 then everything on concentration camps, and I wondered what next. 879 01:07:02,613 --> 01:07:05,450 Guess what? He comes back and asks for a book... 880 01:07:07,155 --> 01:07:08,707 on gynecology. 881 01:07:10,438 --> 01:07:12,229 So? He could have his reasons. 882 01:07:16,793 --> 01:07:19,043 I ran into him in a book store 883 01:07:19,697 --> 01:07:23,192 and saw him leafing through an illustrated Kama Sutra. 884 01:07:25,531 --> 01:07:27,857 So if women started disappearing, 885 01:07:27,908 --> 01:07:30,124 we could be sure he was the psycho. 886 01:07:31,398 --> 01:07:32,851 So what about him? 887 01:07:34,129 --> 01:07:36,387 He got killed. I saw it on the news, 888 01:07:36,924 --> 01:07:38,231 can you imagine? 889 01:07:39,196 --> 01:07:40,751 He worked in security. 890 01:07:49,588 --> 01:07:51,908 I told you to be careful! 891 01:08:11,515 --> 01:08:13,816 Dad, have you finished that comic book 892 01:08:13,867 --> 01:08:16,616 about a boy who was abducted by aliens? 893 01:08:16,838 --> 01:08:18,093 No, I haven't. 894 01:08:18,723 --> 01:08:20,629 Will you go to sleep? 895 01:08:20,931 --> 01:08:22,614 Go on, bed, now! 896 01:08:29,562 --> 01:08:31,484 Would you look at that face, Petrov! 897 01:08:35,864 --> 01:08:37,121 Come on, quick! 898 01:09:40,571 --> 01:09:43,654 Big cities 899 01:09:47,473 --> 01:09:50,137 Built to last 900 01:09:54,158 --> 01:09:55,949 You took daddy's books again. 901 01:09:58,394 --> 01:09:59,768 Won't he get mad? 902 01:10:02,575 --> 01:10:03,840 Come on. 903 01:10:04,379 --> 01:10:05,503 Look! 904 01:10:12,137 --> 01:10:14,192 Look at this guy, on his rocket. 905 01:10:15,327 --> 01:10:16,409 Do you like it? 906 01:10:19,056 --> 01:10:20,472 Haven't drowned, I hope? 907 01:10:24,981 --> 01:10:26,562 Don't whistle, it's bad luck. 908 01:10:26,613 --> 01:10:29,981 Only those with no ear for music shouldn't whistle indoors. 909 01:10:30,418 --> 01:10:32,528 That's why you shouldn't whistle. 910 01:10:33,343 --> 01:10:34,581 Open your mouth. 911 01:10:34,632 --> 01:10:36,066 What're you doing? 912 01:10:36,156 --> 01:10:40,155 I'm reminded that happiness exists 913 01:10:43,242 --> 01:10:46,757 I know it's time the garden blossomed 914 01:10:48,304 --> 01:10:52,335 "Life gives us new challenges that require intensive study." 915 01:10:58,696 --> 01:11:00,392 Put them on right. 916 01:11:00,929 --> 01:11:02,243 We'll manage without you. 917 01:11:03,301 --> 01:11:04,715 Like a ballet dancer. 918 01:11:09,533 --> 01:11:10,720 On your head. 919 01:11:11,673 --> 01:11:13,806 - It's itchy. - It's a good top. 920 01:11:14,059 --> 01:11:16,524 It's not itchy, don't be a baby! 921 01:11:16,575 --> 01:11:18,191 Looks like a hockey jersey. 922 01:11:18,281 --> 01:11:21,117 It won't feel itchy outside when it's cold. 923 01:11:22,158 --> 01:11:23,208 Again! 924 01:11:24,114 --> 01:11:26,910 Right, enough of that. Go put your stuff away. 925 01:11:32,075 --> 01:11:35,366 Sail away, my friend, sail away 926 01:11:38,915 --> 01:11:42,789 Go, my friend, go 927 01:11:46,142 --> 01:11:47,474 Give me your hand. 928 01:11:48,178 --> 01:11:49,751 Won't you guys be late? 929 01:11:54,558 --> 01:11:55,932 No, we won't. 930 01:11:56,651 --> 01:11:57,859 Stand up straight. 931 01:11:59,420 --> 01:12:00,604 Give me your foot. 932 01:12:03,350 --> 01:12:05,389 You'll break the zip. Let me. 933 01:12:09,392 --> 01:12:10,442 Easy. 934 01:12:14,725 --> 01:12:17,391 - Let me. - OK, but don't break it again! 935 01:12:17,441 --> 01:12:19,441 - When did I ever? - That time! 936 01:12:39,198 --> 01:12:41,906 Are you taking Prince Charming to the ball? 937 01:12:42,058 --> 01:12:45,182 Yeah... Wait, did you bring a costume? 938 01:12:47,188 --> 01:12:50,228 - We didn't. - All damn night sewing sequins 939 01:12:50,279 --> 01:12:51,584 on her dress. 940 01:12:51,635 --> 01:12:52,968 Seryozha! 941 01:12:56,058 --> 01:12:58,800 The ships sail away 942 01:13:01,201 --> 01:13:04,264 Further and further from land 943 01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:07,132 To move freely 944 01:13:07,183 --> 01:13:10,141 Up against the sky 945 01:13:10,517 --> 01:13:13,115 As they travel the sea 946 01:13:17,350 --> 01:13:20,842 I'm reminded that happiness exists 947 01:13:22,392 --> 01:13:25,682 I know it's time the garden blossomed 948 01:13:25,764 --> 01:13:28,782 But where are the people 949 01:13:28,833 --> 01:13:31,382 The thousands of weapons 950 01:13:31,433 --> 01:13:34,766 They're terrifying to count 951 01:13:39,517 --> 01:13:42,954 I got hold of some green bananas. I've left them to ripen. 952 01:13:43,005 --> 01:13:45,813 My husband ate three when I wasn't looking! 953 01:13:49,475 --> 01:13:52,057 He got gas canisters to make soda. 954 01:13:52,357 --> 01:13:54,693 Seryozha will love it with berry juice. 955 01:13:56,329 --> 01:13:58,286 That's interesting nail polish. 956 01:13:58,392 --> 01:14:01,509 I bought it on vacation last summer, from Gypsies. 957 01:14:02,420 --> 01:14:05,279 - Unusual. - Do you like my hair? 958 01:14:05,610 --> 01:14:08,709 I saw that Brylska woman with it, in my calendar. 959 01:14:09,805 --> 01:14:12,079 I watched Autumn Marathon 960 01:14:12,253 --> 01:14:14,669 with Leonov and a real foreign actor. 961 01:14:14,767 --> 01:14:16,954 I heard about it on Kinopanorama. 962 01:14:17,517 --> 01:14:19,446 How did you get your vacation? 963 01:14:19,517 --> 01:14:20,997 I got a voucher from the trade union. 964 01:14:21,048 --> 01:14:23,557 Lovely resort with mud baths. 965 01:14:23,725 --> 01:14:26,584 - Mud baths are disgusting. - I just loved it. 966 01:14:36,433 --> 01:14:38,382 He needs onion juice and hot milk. 967 01:14:38,433 --> 01:14:40,007 The New Year party! 968 01:14:40,058 --> 01:14:43,448 Forget the damn party! You wanna go wrapped in a blanket? 969 01:14:43,558 --> 01:14:44,807 But I wanna go! 970 01:14:44,975 --> 01:14:47,891 Even if the fever subsides, you're not allowed. 971 01:14:48,058 --> 01:14:49,266 It might make things worse. 972 01:14:49,433 --> 01:14:50,877 Don't cry. 973 01:14:51,350 --> 01:14:53,474 I'll take you if your fever drops. 974 01:14:53,625 --> 01:14:55,006 What if it doesn't? 975 01:14:55,057 --> 01:14:58,473 Finish my costume anyway, I'll wear it to the school party. 976 01:14:58,642 --> 01:15:00,510 Don't rush me, there's time. 977 01:15:01,142 --> 01:15:04,132 First there is, then there isn't, then you're busy. 978 01:15:04,183 --> 01:15:05,581 Stop whining! 979 01:15:08,225 --> 01:15:09,636 This is all your fault! 980 01:15:12,558 --> 01:15:13,608 Let me. 981 01:15:19,862 --> 01:15:22,245 Is it true that when a murderer dies, 982 01:15:22,296 --> 01:15:24,620 the ghosts of everyone he killed 983 01:15:24,671 --> 01:15:26,550 gather at his bed? 984 01:15:28,183 --> 01:15:29,870 Who told you that nonsense? 985 01:15:29,921 --> 01:15:31,254 Grandma. 986 01:15:31,725 --> 01:15:33,141 Enough of that. 987 01:15:33,308 --> 01:15:36,823 No idea. I haven't killed anyone, and haven't died yet, either. 988 01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:39,084 So I haven't been able to check it. 989 01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:40,935 It's all tall tales. 990 01:15:41,201 --> 01:15:44,014 Even if they do, so what? Will they sue him? 991 01:15:52,392 --> 01:15:53,837 103.1 F! 992 01:15:54,298 --> 01:15:56,235 - Am I better? - You are! 993 01:15:57,630 --> 01:16:00,204 - Call an ambulance? - No, not the hospital! 994 01:16:00,255 --> 01:16:02,134 Nobody is going to hospital! 995 01:16:08,792 --> 01:16:10,425 Hello, what's your emergency? 996 01:16:11,933 --> 01:16:16,253 So look, our kid has quite a fever. Could you come over? 997 01:16:16,667 --> 01:16:19,175 We send a crew in case of emergency only. 998 01:16:19,642 --> 01:16:21,641 Well, it's kinda serious. 999 01:16:21,768 --> 01:16:24,229 The kid's fever is over 103 degrees. 1000 01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:26,346 He doesn't feel very well. 1001 01:16:26,839 --> 01:16:30,479 I also have quite a fever, and don't feel very well. 1002 01:16:30,892 --> 01:16:32,641 What caused the fever? The flu? 1003 01:16:32,808 --> 01:16:34,808 What else could have caused it? 1004 01:16:35,487 --> 01:16:38,479 Number of reasons, like sepsis, for instance. 1005 01:16:38,909 --> 01:16:41,354 - Sure it's the flu? - I guess so. 1006 01:16:41,569 --> 01:16:43,018 Is he conscious? 1007 01:16:44,316 --> 01:16:45,366 Yes. 1008 01:16:45,808 --> 01:16:48,237 Any seizures, diarrhea, or vomit? 1009 01:16:48,802 --> 01:16:50,104 Guess not. 1010 01:16:50,384 --> 01:16:52,159 What do you mean "you guess"? 1011 01:16:52,517 --> 01:16:54,354 Don't you look after him? 1012 01:16:55,725 --> 01:16:57,036 Where even are you? 1013 01:16:57,087 --> 01:17:00,732 How can you not know if he's had seizures or diarrhea? 1014 01:17:02,489 --> 01:17:04,935 Look, "I guess" is just a way of speaking. 1015 01:17:05,517 --> 01:17:09,474 He hasn't had diarrhea, vomiting, or seizures. 1016 01:17:10,017 --> 01:17:12,571 So don't call us unless it happens. 1017 01:17:25,483 --> 01:17:27,740 They'll float to the top in half an hour. 1018 01:17:40,017 --> 01:17:42,556 What about aspirin instead of paracetamol? 1019 01:17:43,431 --> 01:17:45,259 You're not meant to give it to kids. 1020 01:17:46,126 --> 01:17:49,274 Though aspirin was OK when I was a kid. 1021 01:17:49,431 --> 01:17:51,165 No harm done, I guess. 1022 01:18:06,678 --> 01:18:08,260 We don't have any aspirin. 1023 01:18:10,159 --> 01:18:11,654 I can go to the pharmacy. 1024 01:18:12,767 --> 01:18:14,345 We all know how that'll end. 1025 01:18:14,685 --> 01:18:17,368 You'll be gone 2 hours, or maybe even 2 days. 1026 01:18:18,248 --> 01:18:19,789 You can go, then. 1027 01:18:19,925 --> 01:18:22,482 Aren't you worried about me going alone at night? 1028 01:18:23,790 --> 01:18:25,122 Let's go together. 1029 01:18:25,267 --> 01:18:27,099 What if something happens to him? 1030 01:18:29,517 --> 01:18:31,212 So, what do you suggest? 1031 01:18:36,933 --> 01:18:39,725 I found a pill in your pocket while I was doing laundry, 1032 01:18:39,776 --> 01:18:41,190 was it aspirin? 1033 01:18:42,642 --> 01:18:44,017 Guess so. 1034 01:18:44,535 --> 01:18:46,017 Where did I put it? 1035 01:18:46,475 --> 01:18:48,071 Maybe in here... 1036 01:18:51,175 --> 01:18:52,776 It is aspirin, 1037 01:18:52,975 --> 01:18:54,549 but it's ancient. 1038 01:18:54,678 --> 01:18:56,469 It's probably as old as me. 1039 01:18:56,558 --> 01:18:58,776 Like, it's from the '70s. 1040 01:19:02,792 --> 01:19:04,625 You had one yesterday, you're OK. 1041 01:19:04,808 --> 01:19:07,433 It was the day before yesterday. 1042 01:19:07,667 --> 01:19:11,050 And I had a lot of stuff that day, like tea. 1043 01:19:11,323 --> 01:19:14,245 aspirin, there might have been some vodka. 1044 01:19:14,392 --> 01:19:16,174 It might have neutralized the aspirin. 1045 01:19:16,225 --> 01:19:18,602 Let's give it to him and see. 1046 01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:23,045 Then we can decide about the pharmacy. 1047 01:19:23,483 --> 01:19:25,123 Where did I put it? 1048 01:19:32,986 --> 01:19:35,048 I was cooking when you called, 1049 01:19:35,908 --> 01:19:38,657 so I had to rush off. I shoved it in my purse. 1050 01:19:40,350 --> 01:19:42,818 Why did you send him to me mid-week? 1051 01:19:43,225 --> 01:19:46,224 The library was going to have a New Year party, 1052 01:19:46,275 --> 01:19:47,600 but it got canceled. 1053 01:19:47,850 --> 01:19:50,630 I'd already sent him here, so I decided to stay home. 1054 01:19:51,308 --> 01:19:52,682 Worked out a treat, huh? 1055 01:19:53,350 --> 01:19:55,490 Look, if you're getting some, say so. 1056 01:19:57,182 --> 01:19:58,372 Whatever. 1057 01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:07,053 Well of course, I put it here. 1058 01:20:07,561 --> 01:20:08,873 Where else... 1059 01:20:12,683 --> 01:20:13,733 Come on. 1060 01:20:36,100 --> 01:20:37,889 Wow, it's still so high. 1061 01:21:30,850 --> 01:21:32,141 Shit, he's hot. 1062 01:21:32,308 --> 01:21:35,016 Hey, buddy, wake up, come on! 1063 01:21:39,097 --> 01:21:40,147 Can you hear me? 1064 01:21:41,058 --> 01:21:42,141 Wake up! 1065 01:21:47,642 --> 01:21:48,724 Can you hear me? 1066 01:22:22,092 --> 01:22:23,709 Hold on! 1067 01:22:30,767 --> 01:22:32,157 I said hold on! 1068 01:22:45,384 --> 01:22:47,799 Hey, watch out! There are pedestrians here! 1069 01:22:47,990 --> 01:22:49,477 Get lost, asshole! 1070 01:22:50,142 --> 01:22:51,315 You hear me? 1071 01:22:51,366 --> 01:22:52,573 Get moving! 1072 01:23:01,774 --> 01:23:02,981 What the...? 1073 01:23:43,206 --> 01:23:44,808 Help! 1074 01:23:47,767 --> 01:23:49,376 Help! 1075 01:24:13,142 --> 01:24:14,224 Can you hear me? 1076 01:24:44,933 --> 01:24:46,933 Give me your hand. Come on. 1077 01:24:52,975 --> 01:24:54,560 Wait for me here, OK? 1078 01:24:59,128 --> 01:25:01,542 Look at that snowflake. 1079 01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:10,224 Look at her! 1080 01:25:10,392 --> 01:25:11,951 She's gorgeous! 1081 01:25:21,698 --> 01:25:23,003 Ready, cosmonaut? 1082 01:25:23,142 --> 01:25:25,120 Look after the little boy, now. 1083 01:25:29,808 --> 01:25:32,266 His eyelashes are really long. 1084 01:25:32,433 --> 01:25:35,557 Even longer than mine. 1085 01:25:39,841 --> 01:25:43,173 Parents of little rabbits, please... 1086 01:26:04,767 --> 01:26:05,891 Let's try in there. 1087 01:26:07,847 --> 01:26:09,392 Why do the dogs upset you? 1088 01:26:14,618 --> 01:26:16,200 Will you be extending the call? 1089 01:26:16,438 --> 01:26:17,782 I don't think so. 1090 01:26:18,558 --> 01:26:19,807 I've had enough... 1091 01:26:19,943 --> 01:26:23,308 Hello, maybe you know where we can find a costume? 1092 01:26:23,675 --> 01:26:25,341 Don't know. I don't work here. 1093 01:26:26,308 --> 01:26:28,432 Don't worry, Mom, I'll be fine. 1094 01:26:28,537 --> 01:26:29,643 You're so rude. 1095 01:26:31,308 --> 01:26:33,097 Who can I ask about costumes? 1096 01:26:34,253 --> 01:26:36,127 What costumes? I don't work here. 1097 01:26:37,651 --> 01:26:40,192 For a chat on the phone, you do work here, 1098 01:26:40,391 --> 01:26:43,112 but when I ask for help, turns out you don't. 1099 01:26:43,475 --> 01:26:45,300 I want to see your boss! 1100 01:26:45,662 --> 01:26:47,389 It's his day off. 1101 01:26:47,584 --> 01:26:48,976 So who's in charge? 1102 01:26:49,027 --> 01:26:52,193 The lover-boy who hired you here? 1103 01:26:52,767 --> 01:26:55,575 Try the secretary or the deputy director, 2nd floor. 1104 01:26:55,626 --> 01:26:57,110 Got it. Seryozha! 1105 01:26:58,267 --> 01:26:59,962 Come on, let's go! 1106 01:27:05,706 --> 01:27:06,830 That cow! 1107 01:27:31,058 --> 01:27:32,932 Be gone! Leave us alone! 1108 01:27:37,058 --> 01:27:39,099 Well, well, who've we got here? 1109 01:27:39,610 --> 01:27:42,347 It's a hockey player! 1110 01:27:42,725 --> 01:27:43,849 Hello! 1111 01:27:44,405 --> 01:27:48,362 Come here! Looks like you've lost your helmet! 1112 01:27:48,592 --> 01:27:50,748 Did you lose it fighting with the Canadians? 1113 01:27:52,940 --> 01:27:54,773 For the smallest kid, 1114 01:27:55,267 --> 01:27:58,151 the biggest present! 1115 01:27:58,595 --> 01:28:00,052 There you are! 1116 01:28:00,391 --> 01:28:02,424 Now, off you go. 1117 01:28:02,475 --> 01:28:03,876 Say thank you! 1118 01:28:04,956 --> 01:28:07,354 Oh no, it's fallen apart! 1119 01:28:08,907 --> 01:28:11,091 All together, let's summon her! 1120 01:28:11,142 --> 01:28:14,891 Snow Maiden! 1121 01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:19,724 Snow Maiden! 1122 01:28:20,683 --> 01:28:24,511 Where have you been all this time, Snow Maiden? 1123 01:28:25,308 --> 01:28:26,979 Hello, dear Grandfather Frost! 1124 01:28:27,892 --> 01:28:31,307 One, two, three... 1125 01:28:32,008 --> 01:28:34,048 Let's light up the tree! 1126 01:28:36,659 --> 01:28:40,433 I guess someone didn't chant. Without you, light up it can't! 1127 01:28:41,619 --> 01:28:44,331 Hey you, hockey player without a helmet. 1128 01:28:45,034 --> 01:28:47,628 Let's light the tree up. Say it. 1129 01:28:49,735 --> 01:28:50,900 Come on, say it! 1130 01:28:50,951 --> 01:28:52,829 So? Say it. 1131 01:28:53,603 --> 01:28:55,532 Let's light up the tree... 1132 01:28:57,251 --> 01:28:58,750 Vasya, turn it on. 1133 01:29:01,308 --> 01:29:02,849 Shine, 1134 01:29:03,095 --> 01:29:05,177 magic celebratory lights! 1135 01:29:05,228 --> 01:29:07,143 Look how big it is! 1136 01:29:08,112 --> 01:29:12,003 What's so special about this year? 1137 01:29:14,303 --> 01:29:15,685 You're a bit hot. 1138 01:29:19,427 --> 01:29:20,928 Are you real? 1139 01:29:22,600 --> 01:29:23,974 Yes, I am real. 1140 01:29:26,019 --> 01:29:27,310 You have a fever. 1141 01:29:47,118 --> 01:29:49,632 We thank the Party 1142 01:29:49,683 --> 01:29:51,641 for our new schools and parks! 1143 01:29:52,600 --> 01:29:55,110 Thank you for the great party, too! 1144 01:30:03,683 --> 01:30:06,057 Seryozha, give him a wave! 1145 01:30:06,863 --> 01:30:08,668 - You are sick! - Don't care! 1146 01:30:08,719 --> 01:30:10,798 - It'll get worse! - It won't! 1147 01:30:10,849 --> 01:30:14,515 Pull these tricks on your dad, it won't work with me! 1148 01:30:14,566 --> 01:30:15,813 Yes, it will! 1149 01:30:15,864 --> 01:30:18,557 No! I don't want you to end up with pneumonia! 1150 01:30:18,608 --> 01:30:19,663 I won't! 1151 01:30:19,714 --> 01:30:23,224 I'll send you to hospital. You'll spend New Year there! 1152 01:30:23,353 --> 01:30:24,966 Do you hear me? You brat. 1153 01:30:25,017 --> 01:30:26,534 You hate me! 1154 01:30:26,745 --> 01:30:28,940 I'll go live with dad! 1155 01:30:29,646 --> 01:30:30,696 What? 1156 01:30:31,659 --> 01:30:34,158 You think daddy's the good one? And I'm bad? 1157 01:30:34,294 --> 01:30:36,261 - Yes, you are! - Oh, I see. 1158 01:30:36,503 --> 01:30:39,956 Because I don't let you harm yourself, 1159 01:30:40,104 --> 01:30:42,565 or do whatever you want, it means I'm bad. 1160 01:30:42,768 --> 01:30:44,382 Great, got it! 1161 01:30:44,433 --> 01:30:46,307 Glad we cleared that up. 1162 01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:49,141 You're still not going anywhere. 1163 01:30:49,264 --> 01:30:50,545 I am! 1164 01:30:50,596 --> 01:30:52,174 - No, you're not! - Yes, I am! 1165 01:30:52,225 --> 01:30:53,557 You're not. 1166 01:30:55,437 --> 01:30:58,132 - I won't let you go. - I will go! 1167 01:30:58,183 --> 01:31:00,007 No, you won't. Listen here, 1168 01:31:00,058 --> 01:31:04,503 you're not going anywhere, no matter what your beloved daddy does. 1169 01:31:13,854 --> 01:31:15,645 Are you seriously taking him? 1170 01:31:17,305 --> 01:31:18,595 Stop it. 1171 01:31:20,126 --> 01:31:22,125 At least take his temperature. 1172 01:31:22,261 --> 01:31:25,219 We'll get him in the car and go. What's the problem? 1173 01:31:26,401 --> 01:31:28,275 It's not like waiting for the bus. 1174 01:31:28,498 --> 01:31:30,542 He won't inhale any cold air. 1175 01:31:30,873 --> 01:31:32,565 But he'll infect the others! 1176 01:31:33,845 --> 01:31:35,260 Probably won't, I guess. 1177 01:31:36,510 --> 01:31:38,176 His fever's gone, look. 1178 01:31:38,626 --> 01:31:40,261 Just sort of dropped away. 1179 01:31:41,193 --> 01:31:42,942 I'm so sick of you both! 1180 01:31:49,803 --> 01:31:51,094 We're gonna be late. 1181 01:31:53,346 --> 01:31:54,568 Hurry up! 1182 01:32:12,618 --> 01:32:14,634 Come on, we're gonna be late! 1183 01:32:14,969 --> 01:32:16,801 Don't worry, we'll get there. 1184 01:32:19,181 --> 01:32:21,954 Sure we will. We should've left earlier. 1185 01:32:43,058 --> 01:32:44,557 Screw the coat check. 1186 01:32:47,461 --> 01:32:49,173 Just take your stuff off here. 1187 01:32:56,362 --> 01:32:57,820 I'll wait for you here. 1188 01:33:00,956 --> 01:33:02,933 Or should I wait in the car? 1189 01:33:05,235 --> 01:33:07,431 It takes ages to get out, 1190 01:33:07,728 --> 01:33:09,435 especially if you lose your ticket. 1191 01:33:16,183 --> 01:33:17,474 Got your phone? 1192 01:33:22,519 --> 01:33:23,935 Want me to go with you? 1193 01:33:28,183 --> 01:33:29,599 Make sure they're nice to you. 1194 01:33:34,768 --> 01:33:35,851 Your phone! 1195 01:33:37,206 --> 01:33:39,847 Shall I go with you or wait in the car? 1196 01:33:40,892 --> 01:33:42,432 What would you prefer? 1197 01:33:54,100 --> 01:33:55,216 Are you alright? 1198 01:33:55,267 --> 01:33:57,391 I guess so. Why? Something up? 1199 01:33:57,644 --> 01:33:59,685 He forgot to take his sneakers. 1200 01:33:59,736 --> 01:34:01,693 Is he wearing his boots indoors? 1201 01:34:02,735 --> 01:34:04,868 I don't recall him taking his sneakers. 1202 01:34:05,933 --> 01:34:07,474 Or is he in his gym slippers? 1203 01:34:07,642 --> 01:34:09,433 It's way too cold for them! 1204 01:34:09,720 --> 01:34:12,409 He put his sneakers in his coat pockets. 1205 01:34:13,683 --> 01:34:15,245 Did you feel his forehead? 1206 01:34:15,658 --> 01:34:17,315 Has his fever gone up? 1207 01:34:17,892 --> 01:34:21,391 He was OK, I guess. He was looking fine. 1208 01:34:21,558 --> 01:34:23,009 He's unavailable. 1209 01:34:23,368 --> 01:34:26,867 He must have turned his phone off. 1210 01:34:27,642 --> 01:34:30,181 I guess they were all told to. 1211 01:34:31,167 --> 01:34:33,167 - It's theater after all. - Fine. 1212 01:34:33,712 --> 01:34:34,938 Whatever. 1213 01:34:38,368 --> 01:34:40,849 That suit of yours won't fool me. 1214 01:34:41,017 --> 01:34:42,891 My husband wears them, too. 1215 01:34:43,058 --> 01:34:46,724 He's all serious for his staff, but really he's just a kid. 1216 01:34:47,017 --> 01:34:48,349 Pathetic, isn't it? 1217 01:34:48,540 --> 01:34:50,664 I mean, he disappears during the day. 1218 01:34:50,998 --> 01:34:53,705 He could just say he's seeing someone else... 1219 01:34:53,850 --> 01:34:55,507 Just try telling a wife that! 1220 01:34:55,558 --> 01:34:57,599 No, really, it's all I ask. 1221 01:34:57,650 --> 01:34:58,840 Like hell! 1222 01:34:58,891 --> 01:35:02,876 Come on, I get it. He's 45 already, can't be easy. 1223 01:35:03,058 --> 01:35:05,557 45 is a great age. He's still young. 1224 01:35:05,725 --> 01:35:08,557 He's full of pathetic excuses, 1225 01:35:08,849 --> 01:35:10,117 you know? 1226 01:35:12,385 --> 01:35:16,801 What's worse, he doesn't even try to hide that he loves another, 1227 01:35:17,017 --> 01:35:19,432 who's waiting for him down under. 1228 01:35:20,017 --> 01:35:21,743 You mean she's dead? 1229 01:35:21,933 --> 01:35:23,782 As good as. In Australia. 1230 01:35:23,933 --> 01:35:26,307 - What about Australia? - She lives there. 1231 01:35:26,475 --> 01:35:28,307 I wish I lived there. 1232 01:35:28,475 --> 01:35:31,899 You men are like little boys. Instead of telling me the truth, 1233 01:35:32,392 --> 01:35:34,549 you peddle made-up stories. 1234 01:35:34,600 --> 01:35:38,391 What's the point in the truth? When I do tell it, I get an earful. 1235 01:35:38,558 --> 01:35:39,724 Well-deserved. 1236 01:35:39,907 --> 01:35:42,500 Mine's the same. He just makes up stupid lies. 1237 01:35:42,860 --> 01:35:46,775 One time he claimed he was drinking with the cops for 2 days. 1238 01:35:46,850 --> 01:35:48,266 It happens. 1239 01:35:48,688 --> 01:35:52,891 Just now he claims they drove around in a hearse with a corpse in it. 1240 01:35:52,942 --> 01:35:53,882 What? 1241 01:35:53,933 --> 01:35:56,079 Says he bumped into an old friend, 1242 01:35:56,323 --> 01:36:00,000 they got a ride in a hearse, and drank all night. 1243 01:36:00,051 --> 01:36:03,277 - With the corpse? - Oh, nobody missed it. 1244 01:36:03,328 --> 01:36:05,039 - How come? - They just didn't. 1245 01:36:06,337 --> 01:36:07,688 He says... 1246 01:36:08,217 --> 01:36:09,966 his friend got drunk 1247 01:36:10,017 --> 01:36:14,016 and blacked out, so they wanted to swap bodies, 1248 01:36:14,315 --> 01:36:15,606 so his friend 1249 01:36:16,517 --> 01:36:18,737 would wake up in the coffin and get scared as f... 1250 01:36:19,964 --> 01:36:22,448 - Cool. - There he is! That was fast! 1251 01:36:22,610 --> 01:36:25,120 Off you go, and forget the funny story. 1252 01:36:27,183 --> 01:36:30,849 ...the truly cold, 1253 01:36:31,017 --> 01:36:34,440 who does not yet know what true faith is, 1254 01:36:34,659 --> 01:36:36,768 always hopes to acquire it, 1255 01:36:37,463 --> 01:36:40,682 but one warmed by it through baptism, 1256 01:36:40,850 --> 01:36:43,615 who then, through laziness, went cold... 1257 01:36:44,767 --> 01:36:46,756 What's with you? You get upset? 1258 01:36:48,237 --> 01:36:50,511 You upset us, leaving like that. 1259 01:36:51,892 --> 01:36:54,313 You were wrong 1260 01:36:54,737 --> 01:36:56,528 to leave without saying goodbye. 1261 01:36:58,370 --> 01:37:01,229 What? My wife been telling you about me? 1262 01:37:02,475 --> 01:37:03,823 Have you met her? 1263 01:37:14,683 --> 01:37:16,183 She's pissed with me. 1264 01:37:16,795 --> 01:37:19,651 But apart from me, who else wants her? 1265 01:37:21,472 --> 01:37:22,933 Her daughter isn't mine. 1266 01:37:23,100 --> 01:37:25,659 Who else would want a deserted woman? 1267 01:37:26,850 --> 01:37:29,756 I used to have a woman who loved me. 1268 01:37:30,016 --> 01:37:32,967 But she left. She didn't want to ruin my life. 1269 01:37:33,636 --> 01:37:37,089 This one doesn't love me, yet still lives with me. 1270 01:37:37,845 --> 01:37:41,204 You humans are so complicated. 1271 01:37:41,850 --> 01:37:44,298 - And you're what, an alien? - Yeah. 1272 01:37:54,142 --> 01:37:55,517 I'm sterile. 1273 01:37:57,189 --> 01:37:59,477 I mean, not 100% sterile. 1274 01:38:01,303 --> 01:38:04,049 I've a one-in-a-million chance of getting a woman pregnant. 1275 01:38:04,100 --> 01:38:05,381 Doctors... 1276 01:38:06,350 --> 01:38:07,641 can't help. 1277 01:38:08,350 --> 01:38:12,670 And then... I finally managed to get a woman pregnant. 1278 01:38:14,253 --> 01:38:15,336 But it was the wrong one. 1279 01:38:15,433 --> 01:38:16,659 I know. 1280 01:38:17,040 --> 01:38:19,362 Your wife said you're in love with another. 1281 01:38:21,454 --> 01:38:23,056 And you don't try to hide it. 1282 01:38:23,183 --> 01:38:24,257 Did she? 1283 01:38:24,308 --> 01:38:27,806 She goes into that much detail with strangers? 1284 01:38:28,392 --> 01:38:30,063 It's easier with strangers. 1285 01:38:33,662 --> 01:38:35,084 You're boring. 1286 01:38:48,267 --> 01:38:49,665 Gimme the pillow. 1287 01:38:50,017 --> 01:38:51,224 What for? 1288 01:38:53,397 --> 01:38:55,162 We'll smother him. 1289 01:38:55,376 --> 01:38:56,541 Then what? 1290 01:38:58,768 --> 01:39:00,323 Then we'll throw him out. 1291 01:39:03,100 --> 01:39:05,266 Wait, someone's calling. 1292 01:39:06,183 --> 01:39:07,307 Hello? 1293 01:39:08,311 --> 01:39:10,518 You asshole! 1294 01:39:10,933 --> 01:39:12,678 Where did you drive off to? 1295 01:39:12,729 --> 01:39:14,271 I told you 1296 01:39:14,597 --> 01:39:16,305 to come here. 1297 01:39:31,683 --> 01:39:33,474 Get him in there. 1298 01:39:33,746 --> 01:39:35,198 There we go. 1299 01:39:39,017 --> 01:39:40,360 You know what? 1300 01:39:40,873 --> 01:39:43,462 We should put him into the coffin. 1301 01:39:44,665 --> 01:39:45,757 Why? 1302 01:39:45,808 --> 01:39:48,132 It'll give him a kickstart in the morning, 1303 01:39:48,183 --> 01:39:50,932 when he wakes up from the cold. 1304 01:39:50,983 --> 01:39:52,962 Fuck that. Too much fuss. 1305 01:39:53,013 --> 01:39:54,257 Enough! 1306 01:39:54,308 --> 01:39:56,432 Victor Mikhailovich! 1307 01:39:58,310 --> 01:40:00,716 Otherwise he'll puke 1308 01:40:00,767 --> 01:40:03,201 and choke on his own vomit. 1309 01:40:03,252 --> 01:40:04,881 It happens often. 1310 01:40:05,225 --> 01:40:06,891 Enough! 1311 01:40:09,160 --> 01:40:11,815 Wait... Where do you think you're going? 1312 01:40:13,975 --> 01:40:16,349 Let's get him in the front. 1313 01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:18,940 Let go! Let fuckin' go! 1314 01:40:19,225 --> 01:40:20,591 Put him in the front. 1315 01:40:20,642 --> 01:40:24,307 I'll do anything for a good guy, see? 1316 01:40:25,259 --> 01:40:26,802 As long as he lives. 1317 01:40:28,225 --> 01:40:30,932 Wait! Buckled him up? 1318 01:40:31,263 --> 01:40:32,313 Yes. 1319 01:40:54,850 --> 01:40:56,154 Fuck it... 1320 01:41:10,162 --> 01:41:11,490 Where's the body? 1321 01:41:12,433 --> 01:41:14,412 Where the fuck is the body? 1322 01:41:15,677 --> 01:41:17,037 Where is it? 1323 01:41:20,767 --> 01:41:22,182 Shit! 1324 01:41:23,267 --> 01:41:24,724 Shitting hell! 1325 01:43:36,933 --> 01:43:39,315 I went to a New Year's party once... 1326 01:43:43,808 --> 01:43:45,854 and the Snow Maiden took my hand. 1327 01:43:48,627 --> 01:43:51,425 Her hand was really cold. 1328 01:43:53,892 --> 01:43:55,501 As if she were a real Snow Maiden. 1329 01:44:11,316 --> 01:44:12,924 What do you want? I can't... 1330 01:44:12,975 --> 01:44:16,141 What can't you? You can't just be a grown up? 1331 01:44:16,425 --> 01:44:18,966 Just act like a grown up, that's it! 1332 01:44:19,142 --> 01:44:20,321 Go on! 1333 01:44:20,372 --> 01:44:23,610 Go wash your hair, and enough of the drama! 1334 01:44:25,558 --> 01:44:27,557 What are you talking about? 1335 01:44:27,725 --> 01:44:29,656 I've had it up to here with you! 1336 01:44:31,350 --> 01:44:34,931 I look at you 1337 01:44:34,982 --> 01:44:36,814 And I lose myself 1338 01:44:38,006 --> 01:44:40,172 Oh, wonderful life 1339 01:44:46,058 --> 01:44:49,849 I dreamt of you once before 1340 01:44:50,017 --> 01:44:54,683 So come back to my dreams again 1341 01:45:00,704 --> 01:45:03,994 Young, our flame is blue 1342 01:45:04,217 --> 01:45:07,392 We sweat and burn above the water 1343 01:45:07,821 --> 01:45:11,195 You spit through your teeth 1344 01:45:11,402 --> 01:45:14,735 Disfigured, you rest, content 1345 01:45:14,972 --> 01:45:16,971 Oh, wonderful life 1346 01:45:17,022 --> 01:45:20,506 Teach me to burn brighter 1347 01:45:21,941 --> 01:45:24,917 You'll tear my head from my shoulders 1348 01:45:25,510 --> 01:45:28,558 You'll burn me alive on the spot 1349 01:45:28,938 --> 01:45:34,057 Oh, wonderful life I have something to tell you 1350 01:45:41,373 --> 01:45:44,705 But better still, teach me to be quiet 1351 01:46:39,711 --> 01:46:40,915 Good evening. 1352 01:46:41,806 --> 01:46:43,110 Aren't you cold? 1353 01:46:43,962 --> 01:46:47,517 Was belting out serenades to you 1354 01:46:47,850 --> 01:46:51,599 And you, looking out from above With a Gioconda smile 1355 01:46:52,721 --> 01:46:53,908 I'm Yura. 1356 01:46:56,771 --> 01:47:00,716 Romeo in love A shaggy-haired good-looker 1357 01:47:00,767 --> 01:47:04,646 Is peeping so devotedly Through rowan berry clusters 1358 01:47:04,697 --> 01:47:07,935 While a blue trolleybus Quietly honks its horn 1359 01:47:08,087 --> 01:47:12,661 The last one. come at random Just like in Okudzhava's song 1360 01:47:15,892 --> 01:47:18,182 Oh, blue trolleybus! 1361 01:47:18,365 --> 01:47:20,482 Take me to space 1362 01:47:23,003 --> 01:47:24,292 Good evening. 1363 01:47:25,626 --> 01:47:27,589 Before it's too late 1364 01:47:29,808 --> 01:47:32,136 Blue trolleybus 1365 01:47:32,534 --> 01:47:34,550 Before it's too late 1366 01:47:36,610 --> 01:47:39,274 Take all of us to space 1367 01:47:41,142 --> 01:47:44,682 Romeo with his messy hair Is standing under the balcony 1368 01:47:44,850 --> 01:47:48,474 While poets are passing by like shadows 1369 01:47:48,642 --> 01:47:51,849 And the blue trolleybus Jumps along joyfully 1370 01:47:51,985 --> 01:47:55,567 And the blue trolleybus Takes them to space 1371 01:47:55,767 --> 01:47:59,091 Orchestras play, heroes leave, 1372 01:47:59,142 --> 01:48:02,841 While underwear and pantyhose Are thrown into the air 1373 01:48:02,892 --> 01:48:06,391 Belonging to some Excited red-headed girl 1374 01:48:06,441 --> 01:48:10,492 Who dreams at night Of meeting a dolphin 1375 01:48:11,975 --> 01:48:13,766 HOW DO WE LIVE ON? 1376 01:48:13,892 --> 01:48:16,010 Blue trolleybus 1377 01:48:16,339 --> 01:48:18,565 Take me to space 1378 01:48:23,767 --> 01:48:25,517 Before it's too late 1379 01:48:34,558 --> 01:48:37,391 Take all of us to space 1380 01:48:47,329 --> 01:48:48,626 Thank you. 1381 01:48:51,853 --> 01:48:52,977 Well? 1382 01:48:53,904 --> 01:48:55,009 Another one? 1383 01:48:56,933 --> 01:48:58,886 "Remember this moment. 1384 01:48:59,475 --> 01:49:01,141 "Remember the wild rose bush. 1385 01:49:01,268 --> 01:49:05,261 "Remember the mark it left on your shoulder. 1386 01:49:05,619 --> 01:49:08,790 "I will forever be your poet. 1387 01:49:09,017 --> 01:49:11,892 "And I'll forever be your lover! 1388 01:49:12,225 --> 01:49:15,748 And... nothing else." 1389 01:49:15,933 --> 01:49:17,529 You're scaring people. 1390 01:49:26,225 --> 01:49:27,756 Do you like Asadov's poetry? 1391 01:49:29,800 --> 01:49:31,050 Not really. 1392 01:49:31,517 --> 01:49:32,940 Then you don't know him. 1393 01:49:33,861 --> 01:49:37,659 "Now this noisy, hot day is over 1394 01:49:37,978 --> 01:49:40,018 "The boulevard is unusually quiet 1395 01:49:40,225 --> 01:49:43,752 "And I can see the full moon hover 1396 01:49:43,850 --> 01:49:47,424 "In the sky like a giant lost kite 1397 01:49:48,445 --> 01:49:49,594 "All 1398 01:49:50,545 --> 01:49:53,102 "the windows and doors 1399 01:49:53,423 --> 01:49:55,328 "are ajar 1400 01:49:55,501 --> 01:49:57,500 "Someone's strumming a guitar 1401 01:49:57,683 --> 01:50:01,307 "A yellow carpet appears on the road 1402 01:50:01,475 --> 01:50:04,821 "At the bright flash of a street lamp flicking on 1403 01:50:06,475 --> 01:50:09,256 "A girl flees from the light 1404 01:50:09,751 --> 01:50:12,982 "Disappearing into the night 1405 01:50:13,267 --> 01:50:17,743 "And all that she left behind echoing in the summer air 1406 01:50:18,253 --> 01:50:21,462 "Were her joyous cries of... 1407 01:50:22,337 --> 01:50:23,424 Yes!" 1408 01:50:23,475 --> 01:50:24,682 You're quite the actor. 1409 01:50:40,058 --> 01:50:42,511 Where did you say you're from? 1410 01:50:44,360 --> 01:50:45,579 Nevyansk. 1411 01:50:48,465 --> 01:50:49,641 I see. 1412 01:50:51,011 --> 01:50:52,301 It's a small town. 1413 01:50:52,352 --> 01:50:53,649 I see. 1414 01:50:53,850 --> 01:50:55,548 Do your parents live there? 1415 01:50:56,225 --> 01:50:58,037 Only my mother. And my brother. 1416 01:50:58,865 --> 01:51:00,100 I see. 1417 01:51:00,767 --> 01:51:03,204 So, what does your mother do? 1418 01:51:04,183 --> 01:51:06,534 She's a cleaner. She is very much like you. 1419 01:51:08,214 --> 01:51:09,433 I see. 1420 01:51:10,142 --> 01:51:11,540 So, what's the plan? 1421 01:51:12,525 --> 01:51:14,227 We were going to the movies. 1422 01:51:15,154 --> 01:51:17,528 I meant your life plan. 1423 01:51:20,100 --> 01:51:21,771 Sasha and I will get married. 1424 01:51:21,975 --> 01:51:23,584 Is bread not on the menu? 1425 01:51:27,503 --> 01:51:29,558 And then we'll move back to Nevyansk. 1426 01:51:30,058 --> 01:51:31,307 Right, Sasha? 1427 01:51:31,884 --> 01:51:34,196 He'll run an acting class. 1428 01:51:34,683 --> 01:51:36,985 I could teach English to kids. 1429 01:51:38,980 --> 01:51:40,167 I see. 1430 01:51:45,868 --> 01:51:47,087 Got it? 1431 01:51:50,709 --> 01:51:52,500 What was that about Nevyansk? 1432 01:51:53,558 --> 01:51:55,170 You suggest we stay here? 1433 01:51:55,517 --> 01:51:57,381 Your mom will eat me alive. 1434 01:51:59,400 --> 01:52:02,470 But there, you'll be treated like a king. 1435 01:52:04,670 --> 01:52:07,764 Because you're an actor, you don't drink or smoke. 1436 01:52:15,600 --> 01:52:17,141 You don't know my mom. 1437 01:52:17,229 --> 01:52:20,006 She's the purest, kindest person I know. 1438 01:52:22,475 --> 01:52:24,037 I'm sure you'll get along. 1439 01:52:24,674 --> 01:52:27,795 I don't want anyone telling me how to treat my husband, 1440 01:52:29,420 --> 01:52:31,889 or how to raise my child. 1441 01:52:32,881 --> 01:52:34,494 - Sasha! - Yes, Mom? 1442 01:52:34,545 --> 01:52:35,748 Come here. 1443 01:52:37,826 --> 01:52:38,950 I'm coming. 1444 01:52:47,225 --> 01:52:51,391 Every young athlete owes his success to the pros, 1445 01:52:51,558 --> 01:52:53,099 take weight lifters... 1446 01:52:53,267 --> 01:52:54,803 Yes, I'm fine with that. 1447 01:52:55,534 --> 01:52:56,979 Shall I turn it down? 1448 01:53:00,104 --> 01:53:01,870 Alright. See you tomorrow. 1449 01:53:07,933 --> 01:53:09,698 - Strange... - Your fiancé? 1450 01:53:11,017 --> 01:53:14,526 No, someone looking for an English tutor for a kid. 1451 01:53:14,850 --> 01:53:16,389 Do you need a sweater? 1452 01:53:16,725 --> 01:53:17,924 I have one. 1453 01:53:17,975 --> 01:53:20,182 Did they specifically ask for me? 1454 01:53:20,350 --> 01:53:24,110 Yes. He asked for Marina from Room 405. 1455 01:53:24,558 --> 01:53:25,867 Sounds weird. 1456 01:53:26,725 --> 01:53:30,391 It could be a psycho, be careful. Be very careful! 1457 01:53:31,910 --> 01:53:33,284 Irina Vitalievna. 1458 01:53:34,767 --> 01:53:36,391 Have you heard? 1459 01:53:36,495 --> 01:53:40,369 People get stabbed in parks, strangled in elevators... 1460 01:53:40,600 --> 01:53:42,063 Irina Vitalievna! 1461 01:53:43,933 --> 01:53:46,307 Can I make a call, please? 1462 01:53:46,443 --> 01:53:47,540 No, you can't! 1463 01:53:47,591 --> 01:53:49,104 - Please. - No. 1464 01:53:50,753 --> 01:53:54,292 This isn't a damned phone booth! Get out of here! 1465 01:53:55,850 --> 01:53:58,990 Do you have any idea how he got the dorm phone number? 1466 01:53:59,308 --> 01:54:00,654 It's fishy. 1467 01:54:01,435 --> 01:54:04,014 - Why can she use it and not me? - Because! 1468 01:54:16,142 --> 01:54:17,727 This is the workers' quarters. 1469 01:55:12,058 --> 01:55:13,424 Good job, Igor. 1470 01:55:13,475 --> 01:55:16,206 I didn't expect you to be such a fast learner. 1471 01:55:19,175 --> 01:55:21,026 And your parents live here, too? 1472 01:55:21,201 --> 01:55:22,251 Yes. 1473 01:55:23,217 --> 01:55:26,826 You can tell them I appreciate the determination and diligence. 1474 01:55:27,267 --> 01:55:29,178 What, theirs? 1475 01:55:30,392 --> 01:55:31,767 No, yours. 1476 01:55:33,339 --> 01:55:34,925 Sorry, I got distracted. 1477 01:55:41,936 --> 01:55:44,912 My brother is 17 too, but you look way older than him. 1478 01:55:45,412 --> 01:55:48,225 He doesn't even shave yet, but look at your stubble. 1479 01:55:48,663 --> 01:55:50,295 It runs in the family. 1480 01:55:51,144 --> 01:55:52,764 You look like an adult. 1481 01:56:10,392 --> 01:56:11,442 Igor... 1482 01:56:20,017 --> 01:56:21,049 Igor... 1483 01:56:21,100 --> 01:56:23,282 - Can I come inside you? - Sure. 1484 01:56:50,253 --> 01:56:51,377 Hello. 1485 01:56:55,980 --> 01:56:58,393 - The dancers will be here shortly. - Got it. 1486 01:56:59,642 --> 01:57:01,841 After graduation I'll stage The Seagull. 1487 01:57:01,892 --> 01:57:06,391 Lordy, nobody'll let you. You'll do a piece on steelworkers. 1488 01:57:06,558 --> 01:57:08,007 I have an incredible insight... 1489 01:57:08,058 --> 01:57:09,141 Gera! 1490 01:57:09,768 --> 01:57:11,424 - Hello. - Jell-O! 1491 01:57:11,475 --> 01:57:15,182 Kids won't believe this joke of an axe. What am I meant to... 1492 01:57:15,233 --> 01:57:16,776 We'll work it out. 1493 01:57:17,751 --> 01:57:20,549 There is nothing complicated about this role. 1494 01:57:20,600 --> 01:57:23,682 There's nothing Hamlet-like or Seagully in it. 1495 01:57:23,841 --> 01:57:26,661 You make your entrance, say a couple of lines. 1496 01:57:26,933 --> 01:57:28,966 I'll write them down, we'll practice. 1497 01:57:29,401 --> 01:57:31,271 Just smile and that's it. 1498 01:57:32,243 --> 01:57:33,876 I don't much like children. 1499 01:57:34,595 --> 01:57:37,462 They'll figure out that I'm a fake Snow Maiden. 1500 01:57:37,558 --> 01:57:39,821 Well, I don't like them myself. 1501 01:57:40,058 --> 01:57:43,188 All they want is candy and presents. 1502 01:57:43,683 --> 01:57:47,349 Just get them to ask for the Christmas tree to light up. 1503 01:57:47,509 --> 01:57:49,203 I'll do the rest. 1504 01:57:50,725 --> 01:57:51,891 Alright? 1505 01:57:55,498 --> 01:57:56,682 Alright. 1506 01:58:05,558 --> 01:58:08,597 Well, let's begin! 1507 01:58:08,967 --> 01:58:11,401 We have a new Snow Maiden. 1508 01:58:15,142 --> 01:58:16,849 Enough smoking. Let's get to it. 1509 01:58:18,350 --> 01:58:22,182 We'll start with me, Grandfather Frost, my entrance. 1510 01:58:23,058 --> 01:58:24,516 Here I am! 1511 01:58:25,975 --> 01:58:28,059 Hello... Come on, everyone! 1512 01:58:28,110 --> 01:58:29,920 Sasha, where is my costume? 1513 01:58:30,079 --> 01:58:31,615 Give me my staff. 1514 01:58:31,975 --> 01:58:33,685 Where's my costume? 1515 01:58:34,433 --> 01:58:37,678 Put it all where it belongs. It's unprofessional. 1516 01:58:38,225 --> 01:58:39,834 I'm Gera, the Snowman. 1517 01:58:40,376 --> 01:58:43,389 But I have no costume. That's one shitty snowman! 1518 01:58:44,084 --> 01:58:46,092 Bastards didn't even make me one. 1519 01:58:46,225 --> 01:58:48,107 I'm the bear, Georgiy. 1520 01:58:48,767 --> 01:58:51,091 Chill, bro. Come on. 1521 01:58:51,142 --> 01:58:54,462 There's meant to be a log hut, a magic TV, a tree. 1522 01:58:54,513 --> 01:58:56,804 All this here will be in the hall. 1523 01:58:57,017 --> 01:58:58,841 Natalya is the witch. 1524 01:58:58,892 --> 01:59:02,099 She made a stupid joke about Jews. Not funny! 1525 01:59:02,267 --> 01:59:04,974 They didn't let her use the hut in rehearsal, 1526 01:59:05,142 --> 01:59:07,289 there's some dance class after us. 1527 01:59:09,675 --> 01:59:11,924 No artistic talent at all! 1528 01:59:12,013 --> 01:59:14,190 - Natalya Dmitrievna. - What, Gera? 1529 01:59:15,363 --> 01:59:17,237 You'll die before marriage! 1530 01:59:17,886 --> 01:59:19,065 Let's go. 1531 01:59:22,475 --> 01:59:24,912 Hello there, our laden Snow Maiden. 1532 01:59:25,271 --> 01:59:27,264 My god, is she mute, too? 1533 01:59:27,600 --> 01:59:29,516 Then our secrets are safe. 1534 01:59:29,667 --> 01:59:31,307 Come bone some herring. 1535 01:59:33,642 --> 01:59:35,807 Gera, my axe! 1536 01:59:37,844 --> 01:59:42,343 They can go do correction work! 1537 01:59:43,183 --> 01:59:44,266 That's right! 1538 01:59:44,808 --> 01:59:48,307 Come on, bear, join us! 1539 01:59:49,558 --> 01:59:53,141 Take the witch with you! 1540 01:59:55,017 --> 01:59:57,993 And here is my granddaughter! 1541 01:59:58,365 --> 02:00:00,197 Snow Maiden! 1542 02:00:01,100 --> 02:00:02,807 I'm Snow Maiden. 1543 02:00:02,858 --> 02:00:04,553 My granddaughter! 1544 02:00:07,892 --> 02:00:09,931 Hello, kiddies! 1545 02:00:11,058 --> 02:00:14,282 Oh, magic celebratory lights, shine! 1546 02:02:31,057 --> 02:02:32,107 Bye. 1547 02:02:35,985 --> 02:02:37,035 Sorry. 1548 02:02:59,308 --> 02:03:00,901 So what are you going to do? 1549 02:03:02,600 --> 02:03:04,808 I don't know. Abortion, I guess. 1550 02:03:05,683 --> 02:03:07,073 Why don't you keep it? 1551 02:03:09,053 --> 02:03:10,385 Oh, no... 1552 02:03:11,308 --> 02:03:14,998 He and I are very different. And his parents are weird. 1553 02:03:15,993 --> 02:03:18,681 His mother's just like mine. Forever saying "I see". 1554 02:03:19,821 --> 02:03:20,871 Hello. 1555 02:03:21,933 --> 02:03:24,058 Can I get the key to Room 16, please? 1556 02:03:27,815 --> 02:03:29,651 - Here you are! - Thank you. 1557 02:03:41,214 --> 02:03:43,151 They might like a grandchild. 1558 02:03:44,526 --> 02:03:46,120 Not from this "provincial". 1559 02:03:46,600 --> 02:03:48,511 My family won't be happy either. 1560 02:03:50,017 --> 02:03:53,642 My mother says that children are for your old age. 1561 02:03:54,350 --> 02:03:57,142 To take care of us? Take care of myself, thanks. 1562 02:04:03,517 --> 02:04:04,724 Door! 1563 02:04:09,854 --> 02:04:11,917 You are so gorgeous! 1564 02:04:12,563 --> 02:04:14,687 Oh, those dark eyebrows. 1565 02:04:15,412 --> 02:04:17,182 You can go, sweetie! 1566 02:04:20,934 --> 02:04:23,178 - Dang it, Snowflakes! - Oh, here we go... 1567 02:04:23,651 --> 02:04:25,692 Get away from my bag. Now! 1568 02:04:26,017 --> 02:04:27,472 I said move! 1569 02:04:29,825 --> 02:04:31,825 - Natalya Dmitrievna. - What? 1570 02:04:31,876 --> 02:04:33,083 Damn it! 1571 02:04:33,892 --> 02:04:37,407 How am I to work with the kids, if they eat all the candy? 1572 02:04:37,842 --> 02:04:39,708 They are children too, Sasha! 1573 02:04:39,759 --> 02:04:41,227 They're mares! 1574 02:04:42,433 --> 02:04:43,882 The higher-ups 1575 02:04:43,933 --> 02:04:47,091 don't like how the snowflakes look like prostitutes. 1576 02:04:47,142 --> 02:04:49,597 They aren't snowflakes, they're a snowstorm. 1577 02:04:49,892 --> 02:04:53,899 Should've locked your bag in a safe in your private dressing room, 1578 02:04:54,017 --> 02:04:55,841 instead of leaving it lying around. 1579 02:04:55,892 --> 02:04:57,977 The bear had a rummage, too. 1580 02:04:58,483 --> 02:04:59,881 Don't drag me into it. 1581 02:05:08,212 --> 02:05:12,432 We'll need something tasty to have with this port after the party. 1582 02:05:12,600 --> 02:05:15,882 Sasha's quite the asshole, I mean, honestly! 1583 02:05:15,933 --> 02:05:19,882 His own dressing room to "get into the role"! We know what he gets into. 1584 02:05:19,948 --> 02:05:21,739 Well, the boss is his aunt. 1585 02:05:21,892 --> 02:05:23,099 Sasha! 1586 02:05:23,602 --> 02:05:24,652 What? 1587 02:05:25,472 --> 02:05:27,347 I need to tell you something. 1588 02:05:28,206 --> 02:05:29,414 What? 1589 02:05:30,100 --> 02:05:32,037 It's just between the two of us. 1590 02:05:33,284 --> 02:05:34,575 Stay here! 1591 02:05:41,376 --> 02:05:44,196 I don't want you to get me wrong. 1592 02:05:48,650 --> 02:05:50,581 I don't know how to tell you... 1593 02:05:51,933 --> 02:05:54,464 It's very serious. 1594 02:05:56,392 --> 02:05:58,227 I know you won't say no. 1595 02:06:00,592 --> 02:06:03,256 Give me the key so I can call Mom long distance. 1596 02:06:07,725 --> 02:06:08,982 Here you go. 1597 02:06:10,373 --> 02:06:12,826 But don't talk long, or my aunt will kill me. 1598 02:06:13,815 --> 02:06:15,053 I see. 1599 02:06:24,642 --> 02:06:25,807 Hello. 1600 02:06:42,058 --> 02:06:43,518 Long distance call, please. 1601 02:06:45,142 --> 02:06:49,432 What can I say? It is what it is, nothing you can do about it. 1602 02:06:50,017 --> 02:06:51,915 I'm cleaning the town hall today. 1603 02:06:52,131 --> 02:06:54,422 Sunday's off 'cause of a New Year party. 1604 02:06:54,510 --> 02:06:56,118 They've got all those... 1605 02:06:57,017 --> 02:06:59,507 - Marina, can you you hear me? - Yes, I can. 1606 02:06:59,558 --> 02:07:03,757 All those paper streamers, crackers. Bucket loads to clear up! 1607 02:07:03,808 --> 02:07:06,807 And then there's all that snow. How am I to... 1608 02:07:06,936 --> 02:07:08,102 Mom, how's Victor? 1609 02:07:08,808 --> 02:07:10,344 Rude is what he is. 1610 02:07:10,767 --> 02:07:12,418 I asked him nicely yesterday 1611 02:07:12,469 --> 02:07:15,242 to get me a painkiller for my headache. 1612 02:07:15,600 --> 02:07:18,602 He took six rubles and bought aspirin. 1613 02:07:18,808 --> 02:07:20,224 Just out of spite. 1614 02:07:20,275 --> 02:07:23,257 Six rubles of it, Marina! But I just don't get 1615 02:07:23,308 --> 02:07:26,099 how they could sell so much to a teenager! 1616 02:07:26,267 --> 02:07:29,932 Is there no control on what they sell? What if he wanted 1617 02:07:29,983 --> 02:07:31,632 to harm himself in some way? 1618 02:07:31,683 --> 02:07:33,453 He really got 6 rubles' worth? 1619 02:07:33,808 --> 02:07:35,766 Yes! Six rubles! 1620 02:07:35,933 --> 02:07:38,555 You can live off that kind of money! 1621 02:07:38,606 --> 02:07:40,722 You'll have enough aspirin for a lifetime. 1622 02:07:41,534 --> 02:07:43,632 Mom, I wanted to... 1623 02:07:43,683 --> 02:07:45,307 Quite enough for my lifetime, 1624 02:07:45,634 --> 02:07:49,399 I won't last long with children like these. 1625 02:07:51,308 --> 02:07:52,573 Mom, what's wrong? 1626 02:07:52,933 --> 02:07:57,141 Our idiotic neighbors have got dogs. There isn't enough food for people. 1627 02:07:57,292 --> 02:07:59,636 They should have adopted an orphan! 1628 02:08:00,850 --> 02:08:02,757 Why do the dogs upset you? 1629 02:08:02,808 --> 02:08:04,435 I can't sleep because of them. 1630 02:08:04,683 --> 02:08:08,350 They howl endlessly... Do you know how early I get up? 1631 02:08:08,618 --> 02:08:11,396 Do you know? Marina, can you hear me? 1632 02:08:11,603 --> 02:08:15,268 They keep telling me I'm a bad cleaner, 1633 02:08:15,475 --> 02:08:19,057 that I look terrible, I'm no good at work, or this or that, 1634 02:08:19,225 --> 02:08:22,974 it's all my fault. Whatever it is, it's my fault! 1635 02:08:23,142 --> 02:08:25,718 The neighbors and their dogs blame me, 1636 02:08:25,769 --> 02:08:28,872 my kids and my bosses blame me. 1637 02:08:29,142 --> 02:08:31,474 They say they're about to fire me. 1638 02:08:31,665 --> 02:08:34,455 About to fire me! They can't flipping fire 1639 02:08:34,506 --> 02:08:35,661 a single mother! 1640 02:08:35,808 --> 02:08:37,435 Will you be extending the call? 1641 02:08:38,725 --> 02:08:40,959 I don't think so. I've had enough. 1642 02:08:41,196 --> 02:08:44,337 Hello, maybe you know where we can find a costume? 1643 02:08:44,517 --> 02:08:46,132 Don't know. I don't work here. 1644 02:08:46,183 --> 02:08:48,852 Don't worry, Mom, I'll be fine. 1645 02:08:49,267 --> 02:08:51,610 It'll be better once he goes to college. 1646 02:08:52,017 --> 02:08:53,938 He'll leave me, just like you. 1647 02:08:55,751 --> 02:08:58,517 He'll leave me. Just like you! 1648 02:08:58,941 --> 02:09:00,040 Mom... 1649 02:09:00,266 --> 02:09:01,406 You're so rude. 1650 02:09:02,055 --> 02:09:03,727 Who can I ask about costumes? 1651 02:09:04,260 --> 02:09:06,110 I don't know. I don't work here. 1652 02:09:06,826 --> 02:09:08,950 For a chat on the phone, you do work here, 1653 02:09:09,001 --> 02:09:11,029 but when I ask for help, turns out you don't. 1654 02:09:11,308 --> 02:09:12,841 I want to see your boss! 1655 02:09:12,892 --> 02:09:14,482 It's his day off. 1656 02:09:15,217 --> 02:09:16,678 So who's in charge? 1657 02:09:17,048 --> 02:09:19,919 The lover-boy who hired you here? 1658 02:09:19,970 --> 02:09:22,787 Try the secretary or the deputy director, 2nd floor. 1659 02:09:24,190 --> 02:09:25,523 Got it. 1660 02:09:25,808 --> 02:09:28,011 Seryozha! Come on. 1661 02:09:30,225 --> 02:09:31,432 Let's go. 1662 02:09:33,329 --> 02:09:34,411 That cow! 1663 02:09:34,517 --> 02:09:37,196 Mom, not you. Mom? Hello? 1664 02:09:42,698 --> 02:09:49,222 Snow Maiden! 1665 02:09:50,298 --> 02:09:52,173 Marina, come on. 1666 02:10:00,706 --> 02:10:04,580 There she is, my dear granddaughter! 1667 02:10:04,725 --> 02:10:06,882 Snow Maiden! 1668 02:10:06,933 --> 02:10:11,549 Where have you been all this time, Snow Maiden? 1669 02:10:11,600 --> 02:10:13,224 Hello, Grandfather Frost. 1670 02:10:13,274 --> 02:10:14,990 Hello! 1671 02:10:15,058 --> 02:10:18,141 Let's hold hands, little snowflakes. 1672 02:10:19,636 --> 02:10:21,257 And light up the tree! 1673 02:10:21,308 --> 02:10:23,466 Let's form a magic circle... 1674 02:10:23,517 --> 02:10:27,016 One, two, three! 1675 02:10:27,159 --> 02:10:30,026 Let's light up the Christmas tree! 1676 02:10:30,558 --> 02:10:32,807 Why doesn't it light up? 1677 02:10:32,975 --> 02:10:37,007 It's because you need to say the magic words 1678 02:10:37,058 --> 02:10:38,599 to Grandfather Frost! 1679 02:10:38,767 --> 02:10:42,216 Thank you! 1680 02:10:42,275 --> 02:10:44,315 You're welcome. 1681 02:10:45,933 --> 02:10:48,382 One, two, three! 1682 02:10:48,464 --> 02:10:51,018 Let's light up the tree! 1683 02:10:51,655 --> 02:10:53,716 Oh no, it's not working! 1684 02:10:53,767 --> 02:10:55,882 I guess someone didn't chant. 1685 02:10:55,933 --> 02:10:58,029 Without you, light up it can't! 1686 02:10:58,714 --> 02:11:01,172 Speak up, hockey player without a helmet! 1687 02:11:01,323 --> 02:11:03,281 Let's light the tree up. Say it. 1688 02:11:06,433 --> 02:11:08,018 Come on, say it! 1689 02:11:08,108 --> 02:11:09,987 Let's light up the tree. 1690 02:11:10,471 --> 02:11:11,595 Well... 1691 02:11:11,850 --> 02:11:13,612 Vasya, turn it on. 1692 02:11:16,704 --> 02:11:20,578 Shine, oh magic 1693 02:11:20,683 --> 02:11:23,057 celebratory lights! 1694 02:11:23,740 --> 02:11:25,132 So, children... 1695 02:11:25,183 --> 02:11:26,384 You're a bit hot. 1696 02:11:26,435 --> 02:11:29,934 What important event 1697 02:11:31,058 --> 02:11:34,891 will our elder brothers and sisters celebrate this year? 1698 02:11:39,407 --> 02:11:41,406 Let's dance in a circle, come on. 1699 02:11:54,475 --> 02:11:57,382 Correct! Hear that, Granddaughter? 1700 02:11:57,433 --> 02:12:00,557 The anniversary of the revolution. 1701 02:12:01,100 --> 02:12:03,549 60 years of Soviet rule. 1702 02:12:03,600 --> 02:12:04,716 What? 1703 02:12:04,767 --> 02:12:06,537 Are you real? 1704 02:12:06,767 --> 02:12:08,279 Yes, I am. 1705 02:12:08,831 --> 02:12:10,284 You have a fever. 1706 02:12:10,370 --> 02:12:12,058 And when is Pioneers' Day? 1707 02:12:14,517 --> 02:12:17,257 The 19th of May! 1708 02:12:17,339 --> 02:12:20,338 Good job, children! 1709 02:12:20,517 --> 02:12:25,008 Everyone gets an A+! 1710 02:12:25,392 --> 02:12:28,913 And tell me, Granddaughter, what else can we do 1711 02:12:28,964 --> 02:12:33,922 to make this celebration even better? 1712 02:12:34,089 --> 02:12:37,104 Well, for that, we have... 1713 02:12:37,558 --> 02:12:41,612 We have to perform our fina... 1714 02:12:46,916 --> 02:12:49,167 The clock on the Kremlin tower 1715 02:12:51,681 --> 02:12:56,024 The clock on the Kremlin tower 1716 02:12:56,433 --> 02:13:00,516 Has slowed right down 1717 02:13:00,683 --> 02:13:04,757 The New Year will continue And the old year will pass on 1718 02:13:04,808 --> 02:13:09,091 The New Year will continue its magical count down 1719 02:13:09,142 --> 02:13:13,557 Let's see our kids smile And welcome the coming year 1720 02:13:13,975 --> 02:13:17,536 Oh, Christmas tree, shine brightly! 1721 02:13:47,642 --> 02:13:50,266 We thank the Party 1722 02:13:50,475 --> 02:13:52,891 for our new schools and parks! 1723 02:13:55,433 --> 02:13:56,766 An abortion... 1724 02:13:56,933 --> 02:13:59,599 Screw this, I'm getting an abortion. 1725 02:14:01,808 --> 02:14:04,391 Thank you for the fruits of autumn 1726 02:14:04,558 --> 02:14:06,974 For the morning alarm bell 1727 02:14:07,142 --> 02:14:09,766 For the smoke from our camp fires 1728 02:14:09,933 --> 02:14:14,557 For the good grades we got this winter 1729 02:14:14,725 --> 02:14:17,224 We salute the outgoing year 1730 02:14:17,321 --> 02:14:20,153 And welcome the New Year! 1731 02:14:20,712 --> 02:14:23,586 Happy New Year! 1732 02:14:23,933 --> 02:14:27,688 Be happy in the New Year! 1733 02:16:13,350 --> 02:16:16,424 Strange event right here in town, at New Year. 1734 02:16:16,475 --> 02:16:19,307 A horror story with a happy ending. 1735 02:16:19,475 --> 02:16:22,257 First, the grieving family lost the dead body. 1736 02:16:22,308 --> 02:16:25,174 then the deceased returned home, in rude health. 1737 02:16:25,271 --> 02:16:28,880 Well, he was in the coffin, like a dead man should be. 1738 02:16:29,558 --> 02:16:31,599 But then I saw the coffin was open. 1739 02:16:32,141 --> 02:16:33,700 And it was empty. 1740 02:16:34,266 --> 02:16:36,117 I couldn't believe my *** eyes. 1741 02:16:36,225 --> 02:16:39,890 In 10 years working here, I've never seen a dead man get up. 1742 02:16:40,058 --> 02:16:41,461 So I get out, 1743 02:16:41,636 --> 02:16:45,399 and see him *** walking to the bus stop. 1744 02:16:45,766 --> 02:16:48,924 And I'm like, "Oi, ya bastard, get back in!" 1745 02:16:48,975 --> 02:16:51,132 But he's like, "No, I'm going home." 1746 02:16:51,183 --> 02:16:54,132 "You're *** not!" He's like, "But it's New Year!" 1747 02:16:54,183 --> 02:16:57,752 First, Nikolay and I thought it was a joke. 1748 02:16:58,569 --> 02:17:03,109 When we realized the deceased had actually come back to life. 1749 02:17:03,308 --> 02:17:06,084 we took him home, 1750 02:17:06,357 --> 02:17:09,545 because he refused to get into the hearse. 1751 02:17:10,570 --> 02:17:11,748 It's true. 1752 02:18:24,641 --> 02:18:26,674 In an underground pod hotel 1753 02:18:26,725 --> 02:18:28,849 A wailing ripens in a ruined mouth 1754 02:18:29,100 --> 02:18:31,099 As if somewhere a window's crying 1755 02:18:31,243 --> 02:18:33,201 That's my forebear turning over 1756 02:18:33,391 --> 02:18:35,432 A gray steam writhes above a tomb 1757 02:18:35,483 --> 02:18:37,424 A corpse sits on his heels Feeling out of sorts 1758 02:18:37,475 --> 02:18:39,515 Shake the sleep out of unused muscles 1759 02:18:39,683 --> 02:18:41,807 Run like a mouse from the graveyard 1760 02:18:41,975 --> 02:18:44,015 At dawn, to the dragonfly march 1761 02:18:44,183 --> 02:18:46,340 In a hunchbacked sky the stars like goosebumps 1762 02:18:46,391 --> 02:18:48,549 Blow on your hands, pray in the dark 1763 02:18:48,600 --> 02:18:50,840 Get close to the window Hitch a ride in a stinking car 1764 02:18:50,891 --> 02:18:53,007 A corpse's heart beats in the twilight 1765 02:18:53,058 --> 02:18:55,215 The sweat's so thick you can spread it on bread 1766 02:18:55,266 --> 02:18:57,215 Glands twist out black mince 1767 02:18:57,266 --> 02:18:59,257 A worm-ridden heart Sings its revenge 1768 02:18:59,308 --> 02:19:01,715 Veins swell in a phantom dick 1769 02:19:01,766 --> 02:19:03,674 it stiffens, ready for action 1770 02:19:03,725 --> 02:19:05,840 Like a burp of sealing foam 1771 02:19:05,891 --> 02:19:08,299 Balls droop over the headboard 1772 02:19:08,350 --> 02:19:10,465 Dropping in drips, Other people's thighs 1773 02:19:10,516 --> 02:19:12,674 Scoffing, downing glasses 1774 02:19:12,725 --> 02:19:14,674 Lie, fool around, smash dishes 1775 02:19:14,725 --> 02:19:16,757 That is, screw this life like a bitch 1776 02:19:16,808 --> 02:19:19,132 Fall takes off its rotten wig 1777 02:19:19,183 --> 02:19:21,382 The sunsetting sun chews on cured meat 1778 02:19:21,433 --> 02:19:23,299 The city's rolled up in a ball like a cat 1779 02:19:23,350 --> 02:19:25,674 And disappeared with some swindlers 1780 02:19:25,725 --> 02:19:27,924 My daughter sleeps A piece of me 1781 02:19:27,975 --> 02:19:30,049 Chewing on her mother's warm nipple 1782 02:19:30,100 --> 02:19:32,007 Drinking buddies yell outside 1783 02:19:32,058 --> 02:19:34,174 A finger harasses the doorbell 1784 02:19:34,225 --> 02:19:36,901 Click goes the lock Corpse on your doorstep 1785 02:19:38,600 --> 02:19:41,049 The speckled cosmos hangs above 1786 02:19:41,100 --> 02:19:43,216 The corpse on your doorstep's welcome 1787 02:19:43,267 --> 02:19:45,482 Lumps of sugar swirl in a cup 1788 02:19:47,577 --> 02:19:49,716 The black soils will froth up 1789 02:19:49,767 --> 02:19:51,632 The corpse will replace me everywhere 1790 02:19:51,683 --> 02:19:54,049 The corpse will screw my wife 1791 02:19:54,100 --> 02:19:56,049 Snort coke, smoke weed 1792 02:19:56,100 --> 02:19:58,466 It'll lose its mind in empty hotels 1793 02:19:58,517 --> 02:20:00,382 Force out words in a boiler room club 1794 02:20:00,433 --> 02:20:02,591 Dance, throwing around scraps of phrases 1795 02:20:02,642 --> 02:20:04,757 The maggots in the corpse eyes stare 1796 02:20:04,808 --> 02:20:07,007 The crowd swarms like woodlice 1797 02:20:07,058 --> 02:20:09,299 Chunks of skin peel off the face 1798 02:20:09,350 --> 02:20:11,549 Teeth like the keys of a piano 1799 02:20:11,600 --> 02:20:13,716 Groups of corpses in condemned buildings 1800 02:20:13,767 --> 02:20:15,966 Make a plan, split the loot 1801 02:20:16,017 --> 02:20:17,841 This party of the dead marches in time 1802 02:20:17,892 --> 02:20:20,341 A parliamentarian gets wet in a pit 1803 02:20:20,392 --> 02:20:22,466 The army of the dead sings terror 1804 02:20:22,517 --> 02:20:24,716 Corpses run street checkpoints 1805 02:20:24,767 --> 02:20:26,799 The corpses smooch in the windows 1806 02:20:26,850 --> 02:20:28,841 In an underground pod hotel 1807 02:20:28,892 --> 02:20:31,091 A wailing ripens in a ruined mouth 1808 02:20:31,142 --> 02:20:33,299 The last coffin opens its mouth wide 1809 02:20:33,350 --> 02:20:35,591 The last corpse leaves its coffin 1810 02:20:35,642 --> 02:20:37,716 Icons of corpses on dashboards 1811 02:20:37,767 --> 02:20:39,924 Corpse porn in 3D glasses 1812 02:20:39,975 --> 02:20:42,091 Their children hang out at the mall 1813 02:20:42,142 --> 02:20:44,557 Shadow of a corpse across your face 1814 02:20:45,350 --> 02:20:46,970 Fares, please! 1815 02:20:55,159 --> 02:20:58,016 A film by Kirill Serebrennikov 1816 02:20:59,433 --> 02:21:02,057 Based on the novel by Aleksey Salnikov 1817 02:21:02,892 --> 02:21:06,057 PETROV'S FLU 120533