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♪ There's Christmas magic here
and there's one thing I know ♪
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♪ I'm already there
just look around you feel it ♪
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♪ everywhere you go
'cause it's in the air ♪
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♪ it's on the way,
special dream for all who say ♪
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♪ that it's Christmas
so promise that you'll stay ♪
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♪ sleigh bells are ringing
with just one thing on my mind ♪
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♪ I'm over the snow
we should be here together ♪
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-Love you.
-Love you, too.
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-Have fun.
-Keep an eye on the house.
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-And be sweet to Megan.
-I will.
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Merry Christmas,
honey.
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Don't let Drake
do anything weird.
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Are you sure we should
go?
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-Yes.
-Merry Christmas.
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Tropical paradise,
here we come!
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♪ It's Christmas
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♪ is that a reindeer landing on
a roof above ♪
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♪ I'm letting it in
it's Christmas let's remember ♪
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Yeah.
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Cute little girl, huh?
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She wants to race.
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♪ promise that you'll stay
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♪ It's Christmas
promise that you'll stay ♪
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♪ It's Christmas ♪
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♪ Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas ♪
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Go time, alright.
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♪ I don't want some fancy
present all I want is you ♪
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♪ so how could I be
alone at Christmas time ♪
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♪ When all you need to do
is listen to me ♪
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♪ let's find a way to get it
right for one more day ♪
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♪ 'cause it's Christmas
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Hey, check it out.
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Inflatable snowman.
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Happy holidays.
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♪ It's Christmas
promise that you'll stay ♪
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♪ It's Christmas won't you
promise that you'll stay ♪
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Megan! Evil!
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Snowman, wait no!
Come on!
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Snowman, would you--
Wait!
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Why?
Why?
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Okay, time to stop
whining.
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I just think mom and dad
should have
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stayed home for Christmas.
It's a family time.
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Well, cheer up, sad people
can't come to my party.
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-What party?
-The one I'm having
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on the roof of The Premiere.
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-The roof? No!
-I'll take that no as a yes.
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You're not
having a Christmas party
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on the roof of The Premiere.
Helen will fire me.
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No, I already cleared it with
Helen, she said it's cool
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as long as she's invited.
And we serve churros.
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-There's gonna be churros?
-Mhmmm.
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Okay, I'm on board with this.
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-Oh, and the party has a theme.
-What's the theme?
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It's a bad holiday sweater
party.
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Everybody has to wear the worst
holiday sweater they can find.
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You can wear that one.
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Okay, that's the kind of
comment that hurts feelings.
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Hey, do you know when
Santa's supposed to be here?
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Well, you know,
I heard Santa's reindeer
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needed to
stop and get a cool drink,
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but I'll bet you old St. Nick's
going to be here real soon.
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Excuse me.
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I distinctly ordered a diet root
beer, and this tastes like--
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I'm talking to children!
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-'Sup, Steve.
-'Sup dude?
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-Josh.
-Hey.
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Hey, boys.
Sorry I'm late.
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There was a monster traffic
jam on Mayor Mason Boulevard,
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all 'cause of some
crazy snowman up in the sky.
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That's my snowman.
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-Your snowman?
-Yeah.
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-What was that for?
-For making me tardy.
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You know, Drake,
I cannot wait for your party.
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I'm going to
celebrate my divorce!
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-Wait, you just got married.
-Yeah.
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The first two
weeks were delightful.
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Week three was unpleasant.
Week four was downright
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irritating, by week five,
I was out the door.
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See you, good riddance,
no more Helen for you.
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It's gonna be churros
at your party, right?
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Yeah.
Oh, and you gotta wear the worst
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holiday sweater you can find.
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My Grammy knitted this.
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Then you oughtta
spank your grammy 'til
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her butt
glows red like an apple.
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Now Drake, here's
your Santa Claus costume.
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-I thought I get to be Santa!
-You too skinny.
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Now old chunky Josh, he'd
have made a fine Santa Claus.
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But now that you went and
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defatified yourself,
I don't think so.
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But Drake's
still skinnier than me.
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I am in charge and I say
Drake is Santy Claus.
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Well, what am I supposed to be?
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Relaxed player,
I got a costume for you.
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Next.
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Ho, ho, ho! Hello, little boy.
I'm Santa Claus.
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-Hi, Santa.
-And this is my sack of toys.
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-Hi, sack.
-Merry Christmas.
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So, do you have an older sister?
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Oh, ho, ho, ho!
Rate her on a scale from 1 to 10
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And that's the ocean.
And that's a big rock.
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And this is
your bungalow right here.
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That's not a bungalow,
that's a hut.
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We call it a bungalow.
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This is our luxurious
island paradise?
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Well, it did look
nicer in the brochure.
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I don't speak English.
Let me show you inside.
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What in the--
Booga, booga, booga!
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Here we are.
A deluxe bungalow.
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Deluxe?
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What's the difference between
this and the regular bungalow?
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This one has a radio.
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That's not what Santa does.
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Santa!
Santa!
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And that's for being
such a good girl this year.
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Thank you, Santa.
Bye, sack.
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Next.
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I want some of what that
last girl is getting.
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Oh, oh god.
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Help, I'm stuck.
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I'm not done with you, Santa!
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Yeah, get him!
You enjoy him!
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Santa!
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Santa!
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-Oh, hi.
-You're Santa, right?
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-Yeah, yeah, I guess.
-Swear?
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Well kinda, I work for Santa.
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So, what do you want
for Christmas,
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dollhouse, crock pot, pants?
What?
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I want my family to
have the best Christmas ever.
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-Okay?
-Okay, sure, you got it.
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-Promise?
-Santa!
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-Yes, I promise, bye!
-Santa!
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-I just took a shower!
-I'm taking this.
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Santa!
I've been a good girl!
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Santa, wait!
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Santa's not looking
for a relationship right now!
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Wait!
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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way ♪
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♪ oh what fun it is to ride in a
one horse open sleigh ♪
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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way ♪
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♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a
one horse open sleigh ♪
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♪ dashing through the snow
in a one horse open sleigh ♪
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♪ over the fields we go
laughing all the way ♪
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♪ bells on bobtails ring
making those spirits bright ♪
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♪ What fun it is to ride and
sing a sleighing song tonight ♪
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♪ jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way ♪
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♪ oh what fun it is to ride in a
one horse ♪
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♪ open sleigh ♪
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♪ jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way ♪
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Back house.
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Mindy!
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Can't your parents go visit
your grandmother without you?
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I'll be back on New Year's.
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I wanna spend
Christmas with you.
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-Can you come back sooner?
-I'll try.
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-No, you won't.
-Don't be pouty.
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-This is me pouting.
-Come on.
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Man up.
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-Merry Christmas.
-Yeah, thanks, bye.
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Hey, Josh, there's
a pigeon stuck in my tailpipe.
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-Help me get it?
-No.
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Come on, just tell me
your favorite!
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-I don't know!
-Just tell me!
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-I don't, look I--
-Tell me, tell me, tell me.
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-Come on!
-No, I don't have one.
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Just tell me.
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Cheddar, okay?
Cheddar, I don't know.
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Yes.
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Mindy's gone.
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Well, look on the bright side,
man.
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Maybe she'll never come back.
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You know,
if you get bored, you should
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come to my place and
hang with me and Sally.
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-Sally?
-Yeah.
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-Yeah, is Sally new?
-Yep.
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Wanna see some pics of her?
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-Sure.
-Just, just stroke it to scroll.
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This is a machine.
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She is a wood chipper!
And her name is Sally!
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She totally pulverizes
anything I put in her, anything.
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Well, I hope you and
Sally are very happy together.
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Thanks, J,
you're a sweet kid.
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Hey, Drake,
that last song was awesome.
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You should sing it in
the big Christmas parade.
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You should.
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Come one man, parades are
for dorks and losers.
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-No, they're not.
-We love parades.
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Uh-huh, anyway,
I'm not gonna be in town.
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Yes you will,
it's on Christmas Eve.
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Yeah, I know.
I'm going to Vegas.
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-Vegas?
-Las?
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Yeah, The Watermelons are
playing the Bellagio.
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No, no, no, no, no, Christmas is
a family time.
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Well then come with me.
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I'm not spending
Christmas in a casino.
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-This party's lame, man.
-You gotta be kidding.
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Did you invite those guys?
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No, I did not.
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High five.
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Hello, cops?
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182, report of a
disturbance
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on the roof of
The Premiere Mall.
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Yates and Shady Grove,
code three.
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Alright I got it, I got
it!
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Cops!
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Officers, those guys crashed the
party!
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-You listen to me.
-You, come here.
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I told you to stay put.
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Look out, he's got a
churro!
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Where'd you
get that churro?
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Right there, go get--
What are you doing?
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I didn't do anything,
oh come on,
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I'm an honor student!
Would you be gentle please!
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-He didn't do anything!
-Grab him!
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Man, dad said if we're not home
by midnight, we're grounded.
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Then hurry!
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What's going on?
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I got it.
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♪ Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas ♪
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♪ but I think I'll miss this one
this year ♪
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There, he's trying to get away!
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♪ But I think I'll miss this one
this year ♪
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♪ Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas ♪
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Hello?
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♪ Trim those trees ♪
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♪ raise up
cups of Christmas cheer ♪
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Hello, mayday!
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♪ I just need to
catch my breath♪
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♪ Christmas by myself
this year ♪
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Hello?
What have I done?
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♪ Bah humbug, no that's too
strong ♪
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♪ 'Cause it is my
favorite holiday ♪
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Oh man.
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♪ To add to my already mad rush
'cause it's 'tis the season ♪
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Hello?
I'm uncomfortable!
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Hello?
Hello?
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Mayday!
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Guys?
Hello?
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Guys?
Wait!
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Spine.
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00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:42,042
Oh, no, oh no,
you don't understand.
246
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:46,579
I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything!
247
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:51,651
There's been a terrible mistake.
I'm not saying it's your fault.
248
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,620
I'm not saying it's your fault!
249
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:56,189
I'm just saying there's been a
mix up!
250
00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:02,695
There's been a mix up!
251
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:06,766
-I didn't do anything.
-Shut up!
252
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:11,671
I didn't do anything.
253
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:16,243
I didn't do anything.
254
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:22,049
This jumper itches me.
You don't care.
255
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:27,187
I didn't do anything.
Where you going?
256
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:46,073
Hi, I'm Josh Nichols.
Oh, I'm aloft!
257
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,909
I'm gon' beat you down.
All day.
258
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,512
Wait, wait, wait.
259
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,451
Did you just pull
a quarter out of my ear?
260
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,221
Do it again.
261
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:03,490
-Huh?
-Do it again!
262
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,258
Okay, do it again.
263
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,405
Wait, where's your brother Josh?
264
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,840
You're so pretty.
265
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,279
-And another quarter.
-Oh, man, that's great.
266
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,914
You know,
my uncle used to do that same
267
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:31,384
-trick on me when I was little.
-You were little?
268
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:34,687
You know what, Josh?
You're all right, man.
269
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,124
-Thanks.
-You're alright.
270
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:41,194
-Yeah, you too...
-Bludge.
271
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,830
-Bludge?
-Yeah, Bludge.
272
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,767
-That's Swedish, right?
-No.
273
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:53,240
-No.
-No, well let's get to it.
274
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:57,144
Oh yeah, yeah man,
I need some sleep too.
275
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,446
No, no, I'm
talking about the beatin'.
276
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:03,783
The--
277
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,354
-The beating?
-The beat down.
278
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:11,324
Come on, get your guards up,
man, come on, let's run it.
279
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,894
I thought
you said I was alright.
280
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,664
I thought we were
getting along swimmingly.
281
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,400
Josh, I got
a reputation in this place.
282
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,269
And if I don't bust you up,
283
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:24,937
these guys here,
they won't respect me.
284
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,274
You can understand that.
285
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,478
But I bruise
like a summer peach.
286
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,946
Josh, don't be a ballerina.
287
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,982
I'm only here
for two more weeks.
288
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,550
Then my time here is done.
289
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,720
But until then,
this is what's up.
290
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:42,589
What's up?
291
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,491
It won't be
as bad as you think.
292
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,893
-Now stand up!
-Okay.
293
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:11,418
Oh mama!
294
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:17,457
Yeah, ow!
295
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,659
Did you get me a lawyer?
296
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,329
Yeah, sort of.
297
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,932
-What does sort of mean?
-That I didn't get you one.
298
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:29,402
-Drake, I told you!
-I did everything you said,
299
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,638
I found a lawyer,
went to the bank, got $3,000
300
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,873
out of your savings account
and went to meet the guy.
301
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,375
And?
302
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:40,680
28, 29...
303
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,450
And 3,000 bucks.
304
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,285
So how come I gotta pay in
advance?
305
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,431
You couldn't have looked
at the license plate
306
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,301
before you gave him the money?
307
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:04,070
- Gah!
-I'll get you another lawyer.
308
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,573
-And pay him with what?
-Drake?
309
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:08,741
Look, I'll call you later.
310
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,182
This little
girl says she knows you.
311
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,685
-Hey, what's up?
-Here's my address.
312
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,155
I'm sorry,
I don't exactly know who...
313
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,157
I'm mary Alice,
you promised my family
314
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,093
would have
the best Christmas ever.
315
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:32,965
Huh?
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
316
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,268
-Okay.
-You said you work with Santa.
317
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:38,237
That's right, he does and
his brother was Santa's sack.
318
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,640
Yeah. So how
did you know it was me?
319
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,242
'Cause of your eyes and
your voice.
320
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,546
I have your CD, I listen to it
all the time.
321
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:47,780
Thanks.
322
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,717
-Drake's famous.
-Oh yes, I know it.
323
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:54,721
I told my family you promised to
give us the best Christmas ever.
324
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,357
And they said I was lying,
but I wasn't.
325
00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:00,727
And I know you'll do it 'cause
you made a Christmas promise.
326
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:04,230
Everybody knows you can't
break a Christmas promise.
327
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,933
Well, you can't.
328
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,002
Well, I'm sure
your family's gonna
329
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,538
have an awesome Christmas.
330
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:15,542
We will now,
but only 'cause of you.
331
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,578
Why is that, baby?
332
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,581
'Cause I live in a foster
home with five other kids,
333
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:24,851
and our foster mom got sick
and she's in the hospital now,
334
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,954
so our foster dad had to get
another job working at night.
335
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:30,189
So it's been, like,
really hard for everyone.
336
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,692
I, I see.
337
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:37,063
-Go on.
-And I knew Christmas was coming
338
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:38,731
and our foster
dad said that sometimes
339
00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:41,167
Santa can't come to
all the houses in the world.
340
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:42,802
And I was really
sad because we were gonna
341
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,537
have a bad Christmas.
342
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,574
But now we're not
'cause you're gonna fix it.
343
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,809
So we'll have the best one ever.
344
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,785
I am, I'm gonna fix this.
345
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:01,454
Yes he is baby girl,
don't you worry.
346
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,189
Drake's gonna keep his Christmas
promise.
347
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:04,891
You can't break
a Christmas promise.
348
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,860
I know you can't
break a Christmas promise.
349
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:10,797
Mary Alice.
350
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:14,867
See you, Drake!
351
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,273
What am I gonna do?
352
00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:24,110
-I don't know.
-What are you gonna do?
353
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:27,880
I don't know!
354
00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:04,651
-Little bro?
-Josh, Josh... Shh.
355
00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:33,079
Hey, I'm
looking for Josh Nichols.
356
00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:36,315
It's for you.
357
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:45,057
-Boo.
-Hey, who is that guy?
358
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:47,359
My insane brother.
359
00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:49,729
What are you doing here?
360
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,498
-I gotta break you out of here.
-What?
361
00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:52,699
I made a promise to a little
362
00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,166
girl, and
I need your help to keep it.
363
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:57,637
You're a crazy person.
Get out of here before
364
00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:00,540
-you get me in more trouble.
-She's a sweet little girl.
365
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,675
Come on, you can't
break a Christmas promise.
366
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:03,943
Yeah, he's right.
367
00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:05,377
You can't break a Christmas
promise, Josh.
368
00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:06,513
Thank you, Bludge.
369
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,016
Go away!
370
00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:14,286
Okay, fine, but can I talk
to your friend again first?
371
00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:16,188
No.
372
00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:18,791
Hey, what's up?
373
00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:20,259
I'm trying to break
my brother out of here
374
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:21,427
so we could
keep a Christmas promise
375
00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:23,395
to a little girl,
and he's being difficult.
376
00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:25,865
-Could you please help me?
-Yeah, sure.
377
00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,036
Get out of here!
378
00:24:32,371 --> 00:24:33,973
Okay, he's
unconscious.
379
00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,975
Cool.
Now just stuff him through.
380
00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:36,943
Alright.
381
00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:53,425
-Thank you.
-Peace.
382
00:24:54,393 --> 00:24:55,327
Josh.
383
00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:58,631
Hey, hey, buddy, come on.
Come on, get up.
384
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,733
Come on,
now's not the time.
385
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:01,768
Freeze.
386
00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:08,875
I got him!
387
00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:10,577
He was trying to break through
that hole, can you...
388
00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:26,158
Resisting arrest, damaging state
property, creating a hole,
389
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:31,598
attempting to escape
from a federal penitentiary.
390
00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:36,135
Gentlemen, you are facing years
and years and years in prison.
391
00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:39,005
Do you have representation?
392
00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,673
It's not my fault I'm
late!
393
00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:44,977
A huge fruit trap tipped over
on Mayor Mason Boulevard.
394
00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:48,214
Mucked up traffic for half an
hour, cantaloupes everywhere.
395
00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:50,617
-Cantaloupes?
-Cantaloupes?
396
00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:53,285
-You know, the spherical fruit?
-Who is this?
397
00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:57,857
Your Honor, she's here to
represent me and my brother.
398
00:25:58,224 --> 00:25:59,458
You called Helen?
399
00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:01,427
You ever seen
her lose an argument?
400
00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:04,163
Madam, are
you a licensed attorney?
401
00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:07,634
-Is that some of your business?
-Actually, it is.
402
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,936
Your Honor,
it would be an abomination
403
00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:12,471
of biblical proportions if
you put these boys behind bars.
404
00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:14,907
Are you aware of
the charges against these boys?
405
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,809
Are you aware of this?
406
00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:19,311
-Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
407
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:23,883
-And who is this?
-Her name is Mary Alice.
408
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:27,086
She lives in a foster
home here in San Diego.
409
00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:31,157
Two days ago, this
handsome young man, as a minion
410
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,926
of Santa Claus, made a Christmas
promise to that little girl.
411
00:26:34,026 --> 00:26:34,894
Which was?
412
00:26:35,728 --> 00:26:38,831
To give her and her foster
family the best Christmas ever.
413
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,067
Which he cannot
do without the help of
414
00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:42,769
his less appealing brother.
415
00:26:42,869 --> 00:26:44,403
-Feelings.
-Watch your mouth, boy.
416
00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:45,872
Yes, I understand.
417
00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:47,674
-But Madam--
-If you put these boys in jail
418
00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:48,841
you will be directly
preventing them
419
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:50,409
from fulfilling their
responsibility.
420
00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:52,211
Which, in turn,
would make you equally
421
00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:54,513
responsible for breaking
a Christmas promise
422
00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:56,683
to a bright eyed little girl
who's sweet like sugar
423
00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:57,917
and smells like shampoo.
424
00:26:58,217 --> 00:26:59,318
-This little girl?
-Mm-hmm.
425
00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:01,053
You can't break
a Christmas promise.
426
00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:02,121
Yeah!
427
00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:05,191
You can't break
a Christmas promise!
428
00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:08,160
Who's that?
429
00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:11,097
Right?
430
00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:12,965
That's Crazy Steve.
431
00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:14,466
Order.
Crazy Steve.
432
00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:15,702
Yes Your Honor?
433
00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,603
Could I ask you to use your
inside voice?
434
00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:20,840
The cow goes moo!
I was trapped in a refrigerator!
435
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,242
I take special vitamins!
436
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:25,511
Could you use
your inside voice, please?
437
00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:28,514
-Yes, Your Honor.
-Order, order in the court--
438
00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:31,217
Order.
I will clear the courtroom.
439
00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,585
Order.
Sit down, please.
440
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:37,323
Better.
Now...
441
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:43,595
Drake Parker, Josh Nichols,
since your records show no prior
442
00:27:43,730 --> 00:27:48,267
violations of the law, I will
not put you in jail this time.
443
00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:49,535
-Yes!
-Yes!
444
00:27:49,635 --> 00:27:50,502
But--
445
00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:57,343
But--I have a but!
He said he had a butt.
446
00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:58,377
Shut up.
447
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:01,280
If you do
not give this little girl
448
00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:03,950
and her family
the best Christmas ever,
449
00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:07,219
I will put you in jail
and melt the key down myself.
450
00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:10,189
-Am I clear?
-Yes, Your Honor.
451
00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:12,624
-Yes.
-Crazy Steve, am I clear?
452
00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:19,465
Thank you.
Alright, next.
453
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,440
They're there!
You made it!
454
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:31,978
Well done,
congratulations.
455
00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:35,948
-I was worried.
-I was worried.
456
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,250
We were freaking out,
we thought you were going away--
457
00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:41,153
-Hey!
-Helen.
458
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:44,290
-Hug me 'til I pop!
-Thank you so much.
459
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,425
-Yeah!
-Put your arms down, fool.
460
00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:49,161
Drake Parker, Josh Nichols,
come with me.
461
00:28:52,865 --> 00:28:53,800
Now!
462
00:28:57,937 --> 00:29:00,907
-What is this about?
-Shut up, sit down.
463
00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:11,450
My name is Perry J Gilbert,
and I am your parole officer.
464
00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:13,920
-What's so funny to you?
-Perry.
465
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:17,023
-Stop it.
-Sounds kinda British, Perry.
466
00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:18,690
-Perry.
-No, no, it doesn't.
467
00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:19,959
Perry, I've lost me crumpet.
468
00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:21,093
-Shut up!
-Perry,
469
00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,829
I would like some
mustard on my wiener.
470
00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:25,564
You're embarrassing me,
you embarrass us.
471
00:29:25,664 --> 00:29:26,833
There's nothing
British about wieners.
472
00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:28,734
My country has a queen.
Oh, I'm Perry.
473
00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:30,236
It's my father's name,
shut up.
474
00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:34,606
-Perry.
-Now, according to Judge Newman,
475
00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:36,575
you are to make sure
that Mary Alice Johansson
476
00:29:36,675 --> 00:29:39,511
and her foster family
have the best Christmas ever.
477
00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:41,647
I don't know what that means,
478
00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:44,516
and I don't really care,
but I'll tell you this.
479
00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:47,319
On Christmas Day,
I will personally ask Mary Alice
480
00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:51,223
and her foster family to
vote yes or no as to whether
481
00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:54,660
they did or did not
have the best Christmas ever.
482
00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:57,997
And if that vote
is not unanimously yes,
483
00:29:58,097 --> 00:30:00,867
I will personally take
you both back to prison.
484
00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:03,335
Okay, somebody's got
a case of the grumpies.
485
00:30:03,769 --> 00:30:05,504
Stop, stop hitting!
486
00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:07,706
Stop hitting, stop it!
I'm talking.
487
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:08,841
Stop it!
488
00:30:08,941 --> 00:30:11,243
-Alright, alright.
-Idiots.
489
00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:14,213
Also, by court--
490
00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:18,184
By court order,
you are forbidden to tell
491
00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,652
the children about
the vote ahead of time
492
00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:23,022
as it could
influence their answers.
493
00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:29,095
Why do we have to
wear ankle bracelets?
494
00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:33,265
So I can monitor your location
every minute of every day.
495
00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:36,135
Okay, just three quick questions
about the ankle bracelet.
496
00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:38,670
-One, when I take a bath--
-Out!
497
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:50,649
Hurting my arm.
Hello?
498
00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:52,184
Hurting my arm.
499
00:30:52,718 --> 00:30:54,353
-Ow.
-Hey, man.
500
00:31:06,765 --> 00:31:08,700
So I guess you're
not going to Vegas.
501
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,502
I can't, now.
502
00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:13,805
Hey, you wanna stop at
Inside Out Burger?
503
00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:16,943
No, alright, we're going to this
Mary Alice girl's house
504
00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:18,610
to figure out
what we're gonna do.
505
00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:22,414
Alright, here,
I already put her address in.
506
00:31:22,514 --> 00:31:23,983
Just go ahead and press
directions.
507
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:24,951
When'd you buy this?
508
00:31:25,017 --> 00:31:26,218
I got it online for 6 bucks.
509
00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:28,054
Turn right in 5 feet.
510
00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:36,628
How are we supposed
to give a little girl
511
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,965
and her family
the best Christmas ever?
512
00:31:39,031 --> 00:31:40,399
It's so subjective.
513
00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:42,034
Come on,
she's like seven years old.
514
00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:43,970
I'm sure her and her family just
want tons of--
515
00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:45,404
Turn left in 5 feet.
516
00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:47,606
-Turn left--Turn!
-Hang on!
517
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,482
This thing doesn't give
you a whole lot of warning.
518
00:31:58,284 --> 00:32:00,352
Anyway, I'm thinking
we need to give Mary Alice
519
00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:03,089
and her family a real
traditional Christmas.
520
00:32:03,189 --> 00:32:04,490
Ugh, yawn.
521
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:06,625
We should, we should bake
cookies
522
00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:08,394
and sing Christmas carols and,
523
00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:11,630
and decorate a real Christmas
tree with homemade ornaments!
524
00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:14,500
Okay, no kid wants to have
some boring traditional--
525
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,468
Turn right in 3 feet.
526
00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:18,537
-Hang on!
-Drake!
527
00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:24,143
-Hayfer!
-I hate you Drake Parker!
528
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,449
I don't think this thing is
worth six dollars.
529
00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:32,684
Listen, having an awesome
Christmas
530
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,353
all about the presents.
531
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,855
Okay first, we have no money,
532
00:32:37,023 --> 00:32:39,125
which makes it kinda
hard to buy presents.
533
00:32:39,225 --> 00:32:41,093
And second, you promised
this little girl
534
00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:43,395
the best Christmas ever.
535
00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:45,231
And Christmas is about
a whole lot more
536
00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:46,598
than just getting stuff.
537
00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:49,801
Okay fine, you go ahead and do
your weinerish traditional stuff
538
00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:52,138
and I'll find a way to get us
some money so we can actually
539
00:32:52,238 --> 00:32:53,405
buy the kid some--
540
00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:58,577
What is--
What?
541
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:17,463
What?
Oh, it's you.
542
00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:23,569
-What's this?
-A ticket for reckless driving.
543
00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:27,939
-400 bucks?
-Yeah, drive better.
544
00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:31,710
Congratulations,
545
00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:34,880
-you have arrived.
-No, we haven't!
546
00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:39,318
You owe me 6 bucks.
547
00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:41,087
Recalculating.
548
00:34:00,606 --> 00:34:03,375
I love how glass
sounds when you knock on it.
549
00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:09,748
Hey, I'm Drake Parker.
550
00:34:09,948 --> 00:34:12,351
-I'm Josh.
-My brother.
551
00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:15,421
We're looking for Mary Alice.
552
00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:25,197
No, no, we're looking for--
Drake!
553
00:34:26,132 --> 00:34:28,967
-Oh hey, how are you doing, kid?
-I knew you'd come.
554
00:34:29,135 --> 00:34:33,172
I told you guys, Drake promised.
Come in here, hurry!
555
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:38,710
-Hey, this is my brother, Josh.
-Hey, Mary Alice.
556
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:41,513
Hi!
That's Zigfee, he's foreign.
557
00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:45,217
Oh, and that's Lily,
she's Violet's sister.
558
00:34:45,317 --> 00:34:48,354
And that's Violet,
she's Lily's sister.
559
00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:52,391
Trey!
560
00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:55,594
So, what are
we gonna do for Christmas?
561
00:34:57,663 --> 00:35:03,335
-Well, Josh?
-We're just gonna, you know...
562
00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:05,371
Make it awesome.
563
00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:09,208
Alright, this house better
be on fire 'cause I was
564
00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:10,642
in the middle of my shower.
565
00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:15,181
-Look, Drake Parker is here.
-And why should I care?
566
00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:16,382
Be quiet, Tray.
567
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,185
-I love your music.
-I love it more.
568
00:35:19,585 --> 00:35:20,752
-Do not.
-Do so.
569
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:22,621
-Take it back!
-Get off me!
570
00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:24,890
There they go.
571
00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:27,226
Liar!
572
00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:30,262
Okay, that's it!
Violet!
573
00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:36,402
You broke the dishes!
574
00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:38,637
-I will break your leg!
-Okay.
575
00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:39,971
Oh my god,
put that down!
576
00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:41,240
You back off!
577
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:44,243
-Shouldn't someone...
-It's okay, they do that.
578
00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:45,577
Come back here!
Catch me!
579
00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:47,846
I gotta get
this soap off of my head.
580
00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:52,050
Is there, like,
someone in charge here?
581
00:35:52,218 --> 00:35:53,885
-Greg's at work.
-Greg?
582
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,922
-Greg's our foster dad, he's--
-I'm in charge.
583
00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:00,759
Oh, I thought you said that
your foster dad was--
584
00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:04,230
When Greg's at work,
I'm in charge.
585
00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:07,098
Luke, look, I told you Drake
was gonna come here!
586
00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:10,702
Great.
587
00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:14,573
He's gonna give us
the best Christmas ever.
588
00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:23,382
-Yeah.
-Why are you guys here?
589
00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:26,485
'Cause I made
a promise to Mary Alice.
590
00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:27,953
And we're gonna keep it.
591
00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:29,555
-Absolutely keeping the promise.
-Keepin' it.
592
00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:30,989
-Definitely.
-No matter what.
593
00:36:31,089 --> 00:36:32,458
It's really
in everybody's best interest.
594
00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:33,425
Mm-hmm.
595
00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:45,170
He can be grouchy.
596
00:36:47,973 --> 00:36:50,542
What language is he speaking?
597
00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:54,713
We don't know.
598
00:36:56,014 --> 00:36:59,818
-Well, where's he from?
-We don't know.
599
00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:13,532
Thank you for
the gift of banana.
600
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:17,603
With temperatures
reaching up to 110 degrees,
601
00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,805
along with 97% humidity.
602
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,640
And moving
fast from the southeast
603
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,609
is a tropical storm
front which is expected
604
00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:26,945
to bring 85
mph wind by early morning.
605
00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:29,080
Merry Christmas.
606
00:37:30,048 --> 00:37:32,318
-Dinner time.
-Can we go home?
607
00:37:32,384 --> 00:37:33,319
Oh, come on, honey.
608
00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:35,854
Look, I got
a coconut and a fresh lobster.
609
00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:37,856
Here, I'll open up the coconut.
610
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,459
Honey, maybe you shouldn't do--
611
00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:44,930
Oh.
612
00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:56,408
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
613
00:37:57,743 --> 00:37:58,844
Get it off!
Get it off!
614
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,145
Get it off!
Get it off!
615
00:38:00,245 --> 00:38:02,981
Get it off!
Get it off!
616
00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:06,117
Get it off!
Get it off!
617
00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:13,058
What is Christmas all about?
618
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,761
If you ask a hundred people,
619
00:38:16,362 --> 00:38:19,498
you're likely to get
a hundred different answers.
620
00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:23,802
For me, I always think yule.
621
00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,938
How long you and
your wife been foster parents?
622
00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:28,507
About eight years.
623
00:38:28,707 --> 00:38:30,141
Leslie and
I usually take the children
624
00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:32,378
who are a little
harder to place.
625
00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:33,945
You know,
the more challenging ones.
626
00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:36,548
Yeah, they are
an interesting group.
627
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:39,385
Yeah they are, they're all nice
kids, good hearts.
628
00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:41,252
I think it's really
great that you and your brother
629
00:38:41,387 --> 00:38:43,088
are gonna try and
give them a fun Christmas.
630
00:38:43,188 --> 00:38:45,557
Thanks.
Oh, and you know, you can't
631
00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:47,693
tell them about
the vote or the court stuff.
632
00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:48,960
Oh, believe me, I know.
633
00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:51,262
Officer Gilbert came
by the house, practically
634
00:38:51,397 --> 00:38:53,599
threatened me with prison if
I tell the kids about the vote.
635
00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:54,866
Yeah.
636
00:38:54,966 --> 00:38:56,301
Hey, listen, I want to
swing by the hospital
637
00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:57,302
and visit Leslie before work,
so.
638
00:38:57,403 --> 00:38:58,303
Okay.
639
00:38:58,404 --> 00:38:59,638
If you need to use
the van,
640
00:38:59,738 --> 00:39:00,806
keys are up by
the washing machine.
641
00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:02,107
Cool.
642
00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:19,991
Thanks a lot.
643
00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:21,427
What's up dude, what are
you honking at?
644
00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:25,163
Hey, hey, come here.
Come here.
645
00:39:26,432 --> 00:39:28,133
Who's this clown?
What's up?
646
00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:30,068
You guys wanna make 50 bucks?
647
00:39:33,539 --> 00:39:35,507
What's Christmas all
about to you?
648
00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:40,278
Well, I think for me,
it's really about doing
649
00:39:40,446 --> 00:39:45,884
nice things for other people.
Or, in a word, giving.
650
00:39:46,652 --> 00:39:51,590
Yeah, and one thing
I'd like to give you guys is...
651
00:39:52,691 --> 00:39:54,460
The tradition of baking
652
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,928
Christmas cookies and
gingerbread.
653
00:39:58,063 --> 00:40:01,467
Not only is
it fun for the whole family,
654
00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:04,002
I'll tell you what's fun, this!
655
00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:07,539
I could do that all day.
I meann, it's easy,
656
00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:09,808
-it's comical.
-Trey.
657
00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:11,777
-It's free.
-Trey.
658
00:40:11,877 --> 00:40:12,911
Try it, you guys!
659
00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,951
That's great.
That's great, but--
660
00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:22,921
Guys, guys...
661
00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:28,760
Guys, would you stop it?
662
00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:33,231
Oh!
663
00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:38,504
Stop it!
664
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,739
Go!
665
00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:41,707
Why do it?
666
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,209
If they like making the pop
sound, what's wrong with just--
667
00:40:44,309 --> 00:40:46,645
The best Christmas ever.
668
00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:48,246
That's our mission.
669
00:40:48,346 --> 00:40:49,214
Look, I just think if--
670
00:40:50,015 --> 00:40:52,017
When the court asks those kids
if they had the best Christmas,
671
00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:53,451
do you really think they're
gonna say yes
672
00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:55,687
if all we gave them is--
673
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,556
Okay, first of all, you're doing
it wrong, alright?
674
00:40:57,656 --> 00:40:59,591
You gotta curve your finger.
Puff your cheeks out.
675
00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:01,426
Puff out your cheeks, come on.
676
00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:05,063
Never put
your finger in me again.
677
00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:09,000
Okay, I'm just saying, I think,
is that a sore?
678
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,137
It feels like
a mouth zit or something.
679
00:41:12,237 --> 00:41:16,074
I demand you respect me.
That's not respect.
680
00:41:21,547 --> 00:41:23,348
Move, Trey!
681
00:41:26,351 --> 00:41:28,820
Get off my throat!
682
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,021
Quit it.
683
00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:31,089
You're gonna pay
for that!
684
00:41:31,456 --> 00:41:32,558
You're breaking my wrist!
685
00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:34,826
I will pound you like a
cheap drum!
686
00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:37,729
You're stretching my
shirt!
687
00:41:42,568 --> 00:41:43,802
What do you think of
that?
688
00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:47,172
Is that all you got?
689
00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:50,942
You want more?
690
00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:52,878
Get your finger out of my
nose!
691
00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:54,412
Make me.
692
00:41:56,582 --> 00:41:58,483
Looked like he was
enjoying that raw egg.
693
00:41:58,584 --> 00:42:00,351
I told you,
our only chance is to give
694
00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:02,087
these kids
a traditional Christmas.
695
00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:04,289
-With stuff like...
-Let's go, boys.
696
00:42:04,389 --> 00:42:06,391
Oh god!
What are you doing?
697
00:42:15,734 --> 00:42:16,602
Here.
698
00:42:19,605 --> 00:42:22,273
400 bucks for public nudity?
699
00:42:23,809 --> 00:42:25,043
Man, we got jumped.
700
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,245
You should
be going after the guys who--
701
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,083
My car--
Why is he taking my car?
702
00:42:32,183 --> 00:42:34,419
-I told him to.
-Why?
703
00:42:34,519 --> 00:42:35,754
Because it's blue.
704
00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:40,058
Don't worry, you can get it back
from the police impound lot.
705
00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:43,695
For $900.
Bye-bye.
706
00:42:58,043 --> 00:42:59,210
This way.
707
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:12,123
Either put on some
clothes or join a gym.
708
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:26,271
-Please, Megan.
-We need your evil skills.
709
00:43:27,238 --> 00:43:31,576
-What's in it for me?
-Alright, you want a deal?
710
00:43:32,243 --> 00:43:35,180
You get this Officer Gilbert
jerk off our backs
711
00:43:35,747 --> 00:43:39,050
and we'll give
you a Smith Royal Oboe.
712
00:43:39,718 --> 00:43:41,086
-Yeah.
-Ooh.
713
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,289
What do you know
about Smith Royal Oboes?
714
00:43:44,389 --> 00:43:45,924
Well, you know
my friend Trevor?
715
00:43:46,024 --> 00:43:47,558
-The idiot?
-Yeah.
716
00:43:47,693 --> 00:43:49,928
Well you see his grandfather
used to play first oboe
717
00:43:50,028 --> 00:43:51,930
in the Fresno
Philharmonic Orchestra.
718
00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:54,299
And when he retired,
he gave Trevor his oboe,
719
00:43:54,399 --> 00:43:58,269
which happens to be
a Smith Royal in mint condition.
720
00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:00,105
And he said I could have it.
721
00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:03,541
So what do you say, little girl?
722
00:44:03,809 --> 00:44:07,112
You wanna keep playing
your little adequate oboe?
723
00:44:07,212 --> 00:44:11,282
Or do you want to play
the best oboe in the world?
724
00:44:25,430 --> 00:44:26,597
Why are
you pulling out the chips?
725
00:44:26,732 --> 00:44:28,166
'Cause this is how
that parole officer knows
726
00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:29,534
everywhere you guys go.
727
00:44:35,206 --> 00:44:37,375
Why'd you yank out my leg hair?
728
00:44:37,475 --> 00:44:38,977
'Cause I knew it would hurt you.
729
00:44:39,811 --> 00:44:41,412
-Did it?
-Yes.
730
00:45:24,322 --> 00:45:25,423
What in the--
731
00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:32,798
Okay, Parker and Nichols,
let's see where you're going.
732
00:46:08,867 --> 00:46:13,004
My sister gets back on New Year,
so you can have it 'til then.
733
00:46:26,852 --> 00:46:29,120
I don't like
how this seat vibrates.
734
00:46:32,657 --> 00:46:37,395
Today we are gonna
go into the wilderness
735
00:46:37,662 --> 00:46:41,933
and pick out
our very own Christmas tree.
736
00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:46,972
Then bring it back here
and decorate it with ornaments
737
00:46:47,072 --> 00:46:50,375
made out of
common household items.
738
00:46:57,215 --> 00:46:58,083
Okay.
739
00:46:58,884 --> 00:47:02,420
Now, we are
going to look at different
740
00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:04,622
types of Christmas trees.
741
00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:09,660
This is a Guatemalan fir, ooh.
742
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:15,901
Hey, man.
743
00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:18,136
We're all gonna pick out
a Christmas tree, you coming?
744
00:47:18,236 --> 00:47:19,137
I'm busy.
745
00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:21,239
Well, all the other kids are
going.
746
00:47:21,907 --> 00:47:22,640
Well, I'm not.
747
00:47:28,914 --> 00:47:33,584
This is the Scotts Pine.
It's Asian.
748
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:39,457
And the best part is,
Whatever tree we pick,
749
00:47:40,225 --> 00:47:42,460
we're gonna
cut it down ourselves.
750
00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:46,097
Oh, you wannna talk about cuts?
How about paper cuts?
751
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,599
It's a cut, right?
But it's from a piece of paper
752
00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:50,936
and they hurt.
And I don't get it,
753
00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:52,603
'cause since
when is paper sharp?
754
00:47:53,004 --> 00:47:55,140
And if they don't let
you bring pocket knives
755
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,475
on airplanes why do
they let you bring paper?
756
00:47:57,575 --> 00:48:00,178
'Cause in all my twelve years
I have never once cut myself
757
00:48:00,278 --> 00:48:02,647
with a pocket knife,
but I swear to Camacho,
758
00:48:02,747 --> 00:48:05,183
I get a paper cut
like five times every year.
759
00:48:05,283 --> 00:48:06,985
-You know what I'm saying?
-Yes.
760
00:48:07,085 --> 00:48:08,419
No one cares!
No one cares!
761
00:48:08,619 --> 00:48:10,255
Hey, I got the axe.
762
00:48:10,355 --> 00:48:12,323
Oh, I call
chopping the tree down!
763
00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:14,159
-I wanna chop it down!
-Oh, Violet?
764
00:48:14,459 --> 00:48:15,526
Give it back!
765
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,163
Wait, wait, we do not run with
axes!
766
00:48:18,263 --> 00:48:20,365
-Violet!
-Leave me alone!
767
00:48:21,967 --> 00:48:24,202
-Hey, where's Zigfee?
-He's right--
768
00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:32,677
Go stop Lily and Violet,
I'll find Zigfee.
769
00:48:32,777 --> 00:48:33,644
Alright.
770
00:48:34,079 --> 00:48:36,314
-Zigfee!
-Zigfee!
771
00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:42,853
-Where'd that come from?
-Up there!
772
00:48:47,325 --> 00:48:50,495
Zigfee, how'd you get up there?
773
00:48:50,595 --> 00:48:53,999
Come down from--
Oh, I'll go get him.
774
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,801
What I don't
get is why Santa Claus
775
00:48:56,901 --> 00:48:58,269
comes down the chimney.
776
00:48:58,369 --> 00:49:00,138
'Cause think about it,
the man's gotta be what,
777
00:49:00,238 --> 00:49:04,142
like 300 pounds?
That's like a size 56 waist.
778
00:49:06,711 --> 00:49:10,015
Give me that axe!
Get away from me!
779
00:49:10,248 --> 00:49:13,351
The last thing a 300 pound
man should be doing is trying to
780
00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:16,321
squeeze his fat booty
down people's chimneys.
781
00:49:16,421 --> 00:49:17,822
Why are you telling
me this?
782
00:49:18,923 --> 00:49:21,659
Give me strength, Oprah, give me
strength!
783
00:49:22,027 --> 00:49:23,628
What if he gets stuck?
784
00:49:25,096 --> 00:49:26,931
How's he gonna reach his cell
phone?
785
00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:28,166
I don't know.
786
00:49:35,773 --> 00:49:37,708
Bark against my groin.
787
00:49:40,911 --> 00:49:44,215
Don't worry, Zigfee.
Hold on, I'm coming!
788
00:49:50,121 --> 00:49:52,223
Zigfee!
789
00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:55,093
How'd you get down there?
790
00:49:56,061 --> 00:49:59,164
-Josh!
-Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
791
00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:08,073
Are you okay, Josh?
792
00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:12,277
-Yeah.
-You guys, stop!
793
00:50:12,677 --> 00:50:14,579
Give it back!
794
00:50:14,812 --> 00:50:17,315
-Leave me alone!
-Violet!
795
00:50:17,948 --> 00:50:19,150
Guys, be careful!
796
00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:36,867
Come on.
797
00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:01,959
Where are they?
Parker, Nichols, where are you?
798
00:51:03,594 --> 00:51:05,029
Hello.
799
00:51:11,336 --> 00:51:14,139
Aw, who's getting frustrated?
800
00:51:27,385 --> 00:51:29,854
Yeah, keep runnin'.
Boob.
801
00:51:32,757 --> 00:51:34,859
-Stop the van.
-Why?
802
00:51:35,193 --> 00:51:36,894
-Where is he going?
-Just, just--
803
00:51:38,496 --> 00:51:40,064
Are we getting a
Christmas tree?
804
00:51:40,298 --> 00:51:41,732
I'm not sure.
805
00:51:41,832 --> 00:51:43,834
-Violet's touching me!
-There they go.
806
00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:45,336
Ow, Lily!
807
00:51:46,637 --> 00:51:49,407
Can you guys not pound
on each other for five minutes?
808
00:51:53,911 --> 00:51:55,180
Why won't he open the
door?
809
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:56,881
Just get in.
810
00:51:59,049 --> 00:52:01,452
Josh.
811
00:52:01,552 --> 00:52:02,487
Just drive.
812
00:52:05,556 --> 00:52:07,525
Did he just say yar
toot?
813
00:52:19,036 --> 00:52:19,904
There.
814
00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:27,044
-That's our Christmas tree?
-Wait, Drake, plug it in.
815
00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:38,689
That's pathetic.
816
00:52:39,123 --> 00:52:43,394
Okay, I know it's not
what we all expected, but...
817
00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:46,096
If you squint,
818
00:52:48,433 --> 00:52:50,134
it looks kinda nice.
819
00:52:55,105 --> 00:52:57,742
See?
That's not bad.
820
00:53:00,044 --> 00:53:03,748
Looks like lit up garbage.
821
00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:09,654
When does this
Christmas start to be the best?
822
00:53:21,899 --> 00:53:24,302
This is not a nice
Christmas!
823
00:53:24,735 --> 00:53:28,906
Well, we just have to
get into the spirit, come on!
824
00:53:29,274 --> 00:53:30,308
Sing with me!
825
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:34,612
Deck the halls
with boughs of holly!
826
00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:38,048
Fa la la la la la la la la!
827
00:53:38,349 --> 00:53:41,652
-'Tis the season to be jolly!
-'Tis the season to be jolly!
828
00:53:41,752 --> 00:53:44,955
-Fa la la la la la la la la!
-Fa la la la la la la la la!
829
00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:52,162
Oh this is horrible!
830
00:54:32,337 --> 00:54:34,905
-Great Godfrey!
-Liars!
831
00:54:40,411 --> 00:54:42,413
-What do you mean?
-Trevor called.
832
00:54:42,513 --> 00:54:44,349
I asked him about
his grandfather's oboe,
833
00:54:44,449 --> 00:54:46,984
and he had no idea
what I was talking about.
834
00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:51,689
His grandfather never played
in the Fresno Philharmonic.
835
00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:54,492
He worked as a men's
room attendant in Puerto Rico.
836
00:54:54,592 --> 00:54:56,527
-You lied to Megan?
-What?
837
00:54:57,227 --> 00:54:58,162
You lied.
838
00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:02,433
-Okay, we both lied.
-No, you lied.
839
00:55:02,533 --> 00:55:04,502
I don't care
which one of you lied!
840
00:55:04,602 --> 00:55:07,104
All I know is is I'm not
getting a Smith Royale Oboe.
841
00:55:07,204 --> 00:55:09,640
So you boobs can deal with
your parole officer yourselves,
842
00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:12,276
'cause I put the chips
back in your ankle bracelets.
843
00:55:12,377 --> 00:55:15,513
-Oh, Megan!
-Oh come on, dude.
844
00:55:20,518 --> 00:55:21,686
You lie,
845
00:55:23,854 --> 00:55:26,290
and I take a shoe in the nipple.
846
00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,528
A song sheet for you.
847
00:55:31,896 --> 00:55:35,566
-And a song sheet for you.
-Thank you.
848
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,568
-And a song sheet for you.
-Yeah.
849
00:55:39,470 --> 00:55:43,708
♪ Seven swans a swimming
850
00:55:43,808 --> 00:55:46,777
No, no, no, no.
Okay, watch my lips.
851
00:55:47,144 --> 00:55:49,814
♪ Seven swans a swimming ♪
852
00:55:55,553 --> 00:56:00,925
♪ Seven
853
00:56:04,429 --> 00:56:07,698
♪
six geese a layin ♪
854
00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:11,035
♪ Five gold rings ♪
855
00:56:11,436 --> 00:56:13,303
I'm not going Christmas
caroling.
856
00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:19,176
Okay, how about this?
857
00:56:21,846 --> 00:56:24,449
I make it from right here,
nothin' but net.
858
00:56:25,450 --> 00:56:26,651
You come with us.
859
00:56:28,619 --> 00:56:30,187
35 feet out.
860
00:56:31,689 --> 00:56:32,557
Deal.
861
00:56:41,499 --> 00:56:45,069
Well, you hit the palm tree.
Sing pretty.
862
00:56:45,936 --> 00:56:48,906
Look man, you think I wanna go
sing Christmas carols with Josh?
863
00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:50,975
I'd rather slam my
head in the car door, alright?
864
00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:55,245
I don't care if you hate me or
Josh or life
865
00:56:55,345 --> 00:56:56,914
or both of us, or whatever.
866
00:56:58,115 --> 00:57:00,084
I know you don't hate
Mary Alice.
867
00:57:01,085 --> 00:57:03,053
Just come with us, alright?
For her.
868
00:57:17,001 --> 00:57:21,639
♪ On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me ♪
869
00:57:21,739 --> 00:57:25,510
♪ A partridge in a pear tree
870
00:57:25,910 --> 00:57:29,379
♪ on the second day of Christmas
my true... ♪
871
00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:33,283
Okay, well,
that's five in a row.
872
00:57:33,383 --> 00:57:35,520
How come nobody wants
to hear what happens after
873
00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:38,523
-the first day of Christmas?
-Because we stink.
874
00:57:38,923 --> 00:57:43,694
I'm bored, can we just go home?
875
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,896
Okay.
All right, you guys, listen.
876
00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:47,932
I know a better
way to sing this.
877
00:57:48,032 --> 00:57:49,767
Like you and me
harmonize a little bit,
878
00:57:49,867 --> 00:57:51,936
like ah, and you're ah.
879
00:57:52,036 --> 00:57:53,170
No, no.
880
00:58:04,782 --> 00:58:08,452
♪ On the twelth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me ♪
881
00:58:08,553 --> 00:58:11,121
♪ Twelve drummers drumming
eleven pipers piping ♪
882
00:58:11,221 --> 00:58:13,591
♪ ten lords a leaping
nine ladies dancing ♪
883
00:58:13,691 --> 00:58:16,093
♪ eight maids a milking
♪
884
00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:17,427
♪ Six geese a laying
885
00:58:25,135 --> 00:58:31,141
♪ Luke, luke, luke, luke
luke, luke, luke, luke ♪
886
00:58:31,609 --> 00:58:37,615
♪ Luke, luke, luke, luke
luke, luke, luke, luke ♪
887
00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:44,589
♪ Five gold rings
888
00:58:48,392 --> 00:58:50,895
♪ four calling birds
three french hens ♪
889
00:58:50,995 --> 00:58:55,499
♪ two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear ♪
890
00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:58,603
♪ partridge in a pear ♪
891
00:58:59,503 --> 00:59:05,442
♪partridge in a pear tree
892
00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:10,447
Yeah!
893
00:59:16,253 --> 00:59:19,924
-Yeah, that was awesome!
-Yeah, it was.
894
00:59:20,124 --> 00:59:21,926
Which is why
we should all perform it
895
00:59:22,026 --> 00:59:24,028
in the Christmas parade.
896
00:59:24,829 --> 00:59:29,700
-We should so do that!
-Please can we, can we, come on!
897
00:59:29,967 --> 00:59:32,369
Oh, come on, Parker.
898
00:59:32,469 --> 00:59:33,704
Yeah, come on, Drake.
899
00:59:33,804 --> 00:59:35,439
Alright, alright,
we'll do the song.
900
00:59:35,673 --> 00:59:38,008
-Yeah, yeah!
-Yeah, woo!
901
00:59:38,108 --> 00:59:40,077
Uh-oh.
902
01:00:05,302 --> 01:00:06,403
Well, there's four more tickets
903
01:00:06,503 --> 01:00:08,105
to add to our
ever growing pile.
904
01:00:08,472 --> 01:00:10,307
Thank you, Officer Gilbert.
905
01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:14,979
Man, how are we supposed to give
these kids a good Christmas if,
906
01:00:15,212 --> 01:00:17,782
if that blow hole is
constantly on our backs?
907
01:00:17,882 --> 01:00:21,385
-I know.
-Why does he hate us?
908
01:00:22,186 --> 01:00:24,154
That's what I'm trying to
find out.
909
01:00:25,389 --> 01:00:27,024
You got any info on the
guy?
910
01:00:27,124 --> 01:00:31,228
No, not much, but I think
I found his mother's address.
911
01:00:31,996 --> 01:00:33,530
-His mother's?
-Yeah.
912
01:00:34,899 --> 01:00:36,500
All my brother and I are trying
to do is
913
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,770
give the kids the best
Christmas they ever had.
914
01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:44,675
It's like, officer Gilbert,
your son, just hates us.
915
01:00:44,775 --> 01:00:47,211
Oh, I'm sure
Perry doesn't hate you.
916
01:00:47,812 --> 01:00:50,881
-He hates Christmas.
-But why?
917
01:00:51,581 --> 01:00:54,418
It goes back to when
he was just eight years old.
918
01:00:55,085 --> 01:00:57,888
As a little boy,
he loved Christmas so much.
919
01:00:58,422 --> 01:01:00,190
And there
was one present he always
920
01:01:00,290 --> 01:01:01,892
wanted more than any other.
921
01:01:02,827 --> 01:01:05,763
-What was it?
-A monkey.
922
01:01:06,563 --> 01:01:07,732
A monkey.
923
01:01:09,433 --> 01:01:11,268
It was Christmas Eve.
924
01:01:12,602 --> 01:01:15,139
Perry woke up
in the wee hours of the morning,
925
01:01:15,239 --> 01:01:17,007
and as children will do,
926
01:01:17,107 --> 01:01:20,077
he sneaked out of
his bedroom and into the den
927
01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:24,381
to see what Santa had left him.
There by our Christmas tree
928
01:01:24,481 --> 01:01:27,117
was a fine monkey in a cage.
929
01:01:27,317 --> 01:01:30,087
It was the present
Perry had dreamed of.
930
01:01:30,755 --> 01:01:33,891
Then, Perry turned
the latch and opened the cage,
931
01:01:34,759 --> 01:01:37,795
and that's when
things went terribly wrong.
932
01:01:38,996 --> 01:01:40,564
The monkey went berserk.
933
01:01:40,664 --> 01:01:42,632
What did I do?
934
01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:47,772
Crazy monkey!
935
01:01:48,338 --> 01:01:51,976
Bad monkey!
Bad monkey!
936
01:01:54,511 --> 01:01:57,214
And then,
the tinkling.
937
01:01:59,049 --> 01:02:00,684
It's bladder empty,
938
01:02:01,518 --> 01:02:03,553
the monkey
jumped out the window,
939
01:02:03,788 --> 01:02:05,489
never to be seen again.
940
01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:11,595
That is the freakiest
story I've ever heard.
941
01:02:12,362 --> 01:02:14,698
I know, but it's true.
942
01:02:15,099 --> 01:02:17,234
Christmas was
ruined for him as a kid.
943
01:02:17,334 --> 01:02:20,170
So now he wants to
ruin it for everyone else.
944
01:02:20,537 --> 01:02:24,408
-So we're screwed.
-No, we're gonna fix this.
945
01:02:24,508 --> 01:02:25,843
All we have to do is give him
946
01:02:25,943 --> 01:02:27,845
a really nice monkey
for Christmas.
947
01:02:28,112 --> 01:02:29,213
Check this out.
948
01:02:35,853 --> 01:02:39,824
-Mysweetmonkey.com?
-Placing sweet monkeys
949
01:02:39,924 --> 01:02:43,727
with families since 2005.
And look,
950
01:02:44,361 --> 01:02:47,464
each monkey comes with its own
certificate of sweetness.
951
01:02:48,165 --> 01:02:49,133
Sweet.
952
01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:54,004
No no, look, we wanna get
on the next ship out of here.
953
01:02:54,839 --> 01:02:58,675
Because our bungalow
blew away and we wanna leave.
954
01:02:59,476 --> 01:03:00,845
Three days?
955
01:03:01,846 --> 01:03:03,247
No no no no, you don't
understand.
956
01:03:03,347 --> 01:03:05,850
My wife is very
irritable.
957
01:03:06,150 --> 01:03:11,121
So if you could please just--
Hey, honey?
958
01:03:12,189 --> 01:03:16,393
-Hey, where are you going?
-Home for Christmas!
959
01:03:17,394 --> 01:03:20,564
Wait, I--
I gotta go.
960
01:03:22,867 --> 01:03:27,437
Wait!
Wait for me, honey, I'm coming!
961
01:03:28,939 --> 01:03:31,909
Wait!
Don't leave!
962
01:03:38,582 --> 01:03:41,085
Hurry, come see the
float we get to ride on!
963
01:03:41,886 --> 01:03:43,287
Come on, run Josh.
964
01:03:44,121 --> 01:03:45,022
Cool.
965
01:03:45,122 --> 01:03:46,356
It's Santa's
sleigh!
966
01:03:47,624 --> 01:03:50,327
I got us the best
float in the parade.
967
01:03:50,427 --> 01:03:51,295
Nice.
968
01:03:52,096 --> 01:03:56,033
-Man, the snow looks real.
-You've seen real snow?
969
01:03:56,133 --> 01:03:57,201
Sure, you haven't?
970
01:03:57,301 --> 01:03:59,303
Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, man.
971
01:03:59,403 --> 01:04:00,905
Please
don't get the girl started.
972
01:04:00,938 --> 01:04:02,539
-What?
-Every time Mary Alice sees
973
01:04:02,639 --> 01:04:06,676
a movie with snow in it,
she goes on and on and on.
974
01:04:06,911 --> 01:04:10,714
I want to see real snow.
Snow, snow, snow.
975
01:04:10,814 --> 01:04:13,918
-Dude, chill.
-Don't make fun of her.
976
01:04:13,984 --> 01:04:16,220
Like you've never
wanted to build a snowman.
977
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:19,623
Attention, float captains.
Please mount your vehicles.
978
01:04:19,723 --> 01:04:24,328
The San Diego Christmas Parade
will begin in seven minutes.
979
01:04:37,507 --> 01:04:39,209
Look at that sleigh, baby!
980
01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:42,346
Excuse me sir,
you can't park here.
981
01:04:42,446 --> 01:04:44,114
Put the lime in the coconut!
982
01:04:45,249 --> 01:04:48,818
-What's wrong with that man?
-No one knows.
983
01:04:50,754 --> 01:04:52,789
Psst, psst.
984
01:04:56,961 --> 01:04:57,827
Hello.
985
01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:01,966
Hey, you're friends
with Drake and Josh.
986
01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:02,967
I know.
987
01:05:03,433 --> 01:05:05,602
You don't want to see
them go to jail, do you?
988
01:05:06,036 --> 01:05:07,637
-No.
-Don't touch me.
989
01:05:08,038 --> 01:05:10,574
You better remind them that
they have to give those kids
990
01:05:10,674 --> 01:05:15,512
the best Christmas they ever had
or Drake and Josh go to jail.
991
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:20,850
Stop that, go tell
Drake and Josh loudly.
992
01:05:22,286 --> 01:05:24,254
No, that's not,
that's not for you.
993
01:05:24,354 --> 01:05:25,722
-Stop that.
-It's warm.
994
01:05:25,822 --> 01:05:27,424
-No, I know, listen--
-It's like a honeydew.
995
01:05:27,524 --> 01:05:28,658
Go remind Drake and
Josh.
996
01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:29,893
I wanna rub it!
997
01:05:29,994 --> 01:05:31,428
That's not for you,
get out, go, go.
998
01:05:35,132 --> 01:05:36,366
Yes.
999
01:05:37,867 --> 01:05:41,438
Hey, what's up, D and J?
1000
01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:44,841
-getting ready for the parade?
-Yeah, you know.
1001
01:05:45,009 --> 01:05:45,809
Absotutely.
1002
01:05:46,210 --> 01:05:48,512
Okay well, I'm
just reminding you guys
1003
01:05:48,612 --> 01:05:50,714
that you need to
give these kids the best
1004
01:05:50,814 --> 01:05:53,317
Christmas ever if
you want to stay out of jail!
1005
01:05:53,417 --> 01:05:55,719
No, no, no, no.
Hey, no.
1006
01:05:55,819 --> 01:06:00,524
-Let's not discuss--
-Oh, they don't know about the--
1007
01:06:01,058 --> 01:06:03,227
-No, no, no they don't.
-They don't know about it.
1008
01:06:03,327 --> 01:06:04,894
I got it.
I get it, I get it.
1009
01:06:06,263 --> 01:06:09,533
-You see, a judge said
-No, no, no, no don't--
1010
01:06:09,633 --> 01:06:13,303
that Drake and Josh have to give
you guys the best Christmas ever
1011
01:06:13,737 --> 01:06:16,240
or else they gotta
go back to prison.
1012
01:06:20,444 --> 01:06:25,282
Heavy stuff.
Later.
1013
01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:27,117
Yes.
1014
01:06:52,909 --> 01:06:54,344
I thought you guys
were doing all this 'cause
1015
01:06:54,444 --> 01:06:56,080
you promised
Mary Alice a great Christmas.
1016
01:06:56,113 --> 01:06:57,914
No, we are, all right?
That is why.
1017
01:06:58,682 --> 01:07:02,152
It just so happens
that we kinda got arrested.
1018
01:07:02,419 --> 01:07:04,788
And we told the judge about the
promise I'd made to Mary Alice.
1019
01:07:04,888 --> 01:07:08,292
It's like... You guys have heard
of community service, right?
1020
01:07:10,094 --> 01:07:14,098
So you were just being nice
to us, as like a punishment?
1021
01:07:15,565 --> 01:07:17,000
-No.
-Told you these guys
1022
01:07:17,101 --> 01:07:19,103
don't care about us.
Come on.
1023
01:07:19,469 --> 01:07:20,470
Let's go home.
1024
01:07:20,937 --> 01:07:22,606
-Come on, Trey.
-No guys, come on, come on.
1025
01:07:23,573 --> 01:07:25,742
Look, we weren't just doing this
so we didn't have to go to jail!
1026
01:07:25,842 --> 01:07:27,511
Look, I know how it looks but--
You guys, you guys.
1027
01:07:27,611 --> 01:07:28,912
Look, you don't understand, it's
not--
1028
01:07:29,012 --> 01:07:29,879
You don't have to--
1029
01:07:30,514 --> 01:07:32,549
It's not just about not
going to jail.
1030
01:07:33,717 --> 01:07:35,485
-Zigfee.
-Come on.
1031
01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:11,155
-Jump it, jump it, it's--
-And then pull.
1032
01:08:11,221 --> 01:08:14,191
And then pull, then pull, pull.
1033
01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:24,234
-You know we're going to jail.
-Yeah, I know.
1034
01:08:26,170 --> 01:08:27,704
Jail scares me.
1035
01:08:28,172 --> 01:08:30,240
How do you think
I feel being all good lookin'?
1036
01:08:33,177 --> 01:08:35,179
But I don't
wanna go back to jail.
1037
01:08:35,279 --> 01:08:38,182
The toilets are made
of metal and it's so cold.
1038
01:08:40,817 --> 01:08:42,652
-Maybe we could--
-Dude, no matter what we do,
1039
01:08:42,752 --> 01:08:44,053
there's no chance those kids
are gonna tell
1040
01:08:44,188 --> 01:08:46,356
our parole officer they had
the best Christmas ever.
1041
01:08:48,692 --> 01:08:49,659
I know.
1042
01:08:50,660 --> 01:08:52,762
But I still
wanna keep my promise.
1043
01:08:54,764 --> 01:08:57,267
When have you ever
worried about keeping a promise?
1044
01:08:58,935 --> 01:09:00,437
I wanna keep this one.
1045
01:09:14,618 --> 01:09:16,386
-The rich and--
-Okay that's enough shaking--
1046
01:09:16,486 --> 01:09:18,021
A birthday salmon--
1047
01:09:18,121 --> 01:09:20,357
Boulder, Colorado today
saw it's heaviest snowfall
1048
01:09:20,457 --> 01:09:24,093
in over 30 years with
27 inches of the white stuff
1049
01:09:24,228 --> 01:09:25,929
falling in less than 12 hours.
1050
01:09:26,029 --> 01:09:28,432
Businesses and schools
were closed across the state,
1051
01:09:28,532 --> 01:09:31,235
but these kids sure
didn't seem to mind one bit.
1052
01:09:31,301 --> 01:09:32,269
In other news--
1053
01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:33,937
That's it.
1054
01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:37,941
-That's what?
-That's how we keep the promise.
1055
01:09:39,075 --> 01:09:40,844
How are we gonna make it snow?
1056
01:09:44,481 --> 01:09:45,715
That's Sally.
1057
01:09:46,816 --> 01:09:49,152
Sally is a very
pretty wood chipper.
1058
01:09:49,253 --> 01:09:51,721
Yeah, I'm a lucky guy.
1059
01:09:53,657 --> 01:09:55,559
-How does it work?
-She!
1060
01:09:58,262 --> 01:09:59,263
She.
1061
01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:02,966
Simple.
You put logs in her over here.
1062
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:06,035
And she spits sawdust
out of there
1063
01:10:06,470 --> 01:10:11,675
like a baby spits
cream corn on his mama's bosom.
1064
01:10:14,311 --> 01:10:19,949
-But, if you put ice in here.
-Snow, baby!
1065
01:10:20,049 --> 01:10:22,319
-Yeah hey, can we borrow it?
-Her!
1066
01:10:22,419 --> 01:10:24,053
-Her.
-Sure.
1067
01:10:26,022 --> 01:10:30,494
♪ My head is full of pretty
lumps ♪
1068
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:41,705
Officer Gilbert,
what are you doing here?
1069
01:10:41,805 --> 01:10:44,374
I got a message that something
was delivered to my office.
1070
01:10:44,474 --> 01:10:47,043
But you should be home.
It's Christmas Eve.
1071
01:10:47,143 --> 01:10:48,512
Oh, blip blip boo.
1072
01:11:04,394 --> 01:11:05,329
Hi.
1073
01:11:29,719 --> 01:11:31,655
Dear Officer Gilbert,
1074
01:11:31,755 --> 01:11:33,857
Drake and I heard what
happened when you were little,
1075
01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:37,361
but that's no reason to
hate Christmas or monkeys.
1076
01:11:37,927 --> 01:11:39,596
Maybe the one
you got way back then was
1077
01:11:39,696 --> 01:11:41,398
in a bad mood or something.
1078
01:11:42,065 --> 01:11:43,733
But this one
comes with a guaranteed
1079
01:11:43,833 --> 01:11:45,402
certificate of sweetness.
1080
01:11:45,502 --> 01:11:49,573
She's only seven months old.
We hope you like her.
1081
01:11:49,673 --> 01:11:53,943
Merry Christmas,
from Josh and Drake.
1082
01:11:54,878 --> 01:11:57,581
Make it Drake and Josh.
It sounds weird the other way.
1083
01:11:57,981 --> 01:12:00,717
Merry Christmas
from Drake and Josh.
1084
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:14,698
Hi.
1085
01:12:16,065 --> 01:12:19,969
You're cute,
pretty little monkey.
1086
01:13:03,079 --> 01:13:04,814
How much ice do
you think we'll need?
1087
01:13:04,914 --> 01:13:05,782
A lot.
1088
01:13:07,283 --> 01:13:08,151
Hey.
1089
01:13:09,853 --> 01:13:11,154
Oh hey, Luke.
1090
01:13:12,689 --> 01:13:13,857
What's going on?
1091
01:13:15,792 --> 01:13:18,562
-We're gonna make it snow.
-Yeah?
1092
01:13:18,662 --> 01:13:21,765
Well, why don't you guys do us
a favor and just get outta here?
1093
01:13:25,935 --> 01:13:28,304
We still want you guys to have a
great Christmas.
1094
01:13:28,472 --> 01:13:30,373
Dude, game over, okay?
1095
01:13:31,575 --> 01:13:34,077
You never cared about
Mary Alice or any of us.
1096
01:13:34,177 --> 01:13:36,112
And when the judge or
whoever asks what kind of
1097
01:13:36,212 --> 01:13:38,782
Christmas we had, we're
gonna say it was the worst.
1098
01:13:39,516 --> 01:13:42,752
Whether you make it snow or not.
1099
01:13:43,286 --> 01:13:44,988
We know how you're gonna vote,
1100
01:13:45,622 --> 01:13:47,857
but I made
a promise and we're keepin' it.
1101
01:13:49,158 --> 01:13:50,026
Whatever.
1102
01:13:51,495 --> 01:13:53,029
You guys have fun in jail.
1103
01:14:03,873 --> 01:14:06,510
-Are they still out there?
-Just forget about them.
1104
01:14:14,718 --> 01:14:19,255
-Alright, all set.
-Our last deed as free men.
1105
01:14:19,656 --> 01:14:23,593
Hey, What are you doing?
1106
01:14:25,094 --> 01:14:25,962
This.
1107
01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:33,102
You ready to turn
4,000 pounds of ice into snow?
1108
01:14:33,436 --> 01:14:35,672
Let it snow, brother.
1109
01:14:47,450 --> 01:14:50,654
-Oh!
-Turn it off, turn it off!
1110
01:14:53,222 --> 01:14:56,325
That's not snow!
That's ice!
1111
01:14:58,695 --> 01:15:00,564
-Come on, come on, come on!
-Come on.
1112
01:15:00,664 --> 01:15:02,832
-What do we do?
-I don't, I don't know!
1113
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:07,003
Get out of the way!
1114
01:15:15,945 --> 01:15:18,848
Mary Alice!
Get out of the way!
1115
01:15:49,445 --> 01:15:54,350
-This is ludicrous!
-This is a bad situation!
1116
01:15:54,618 --> 01:15:56,119
Yeah, no kidding.
1117
01:16:05,028 --> 01:16:07,130
This was my
grandmother's blender,
1118
01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:09,733
-she wanted you to have it.
-Aw.
1119
01:16:15,404 --> 01:16:18,374
We're demolishing a
neighborhood!
1120
01:16:18,474 --> 01:16:20,744
I know, we gotta stop it!
1121
01:16:28,017 --> 01:16:29,085
Go Josh!
1122
01:16:32,055 --> 01:16:34,423
Josh, be careful!
1123
01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:40,563
Josh!
1124
01:16:44,233 --> 01:16:45,735
Are you okay?
1125
01:16:46,369 --> 01:16:50,073
Man, how do you turn this
thing--
1126
01:17:16,733 --> 01:17:20,336
Stop.
Not cool, Josh.
1127
01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:26,309
What's going on?
1128
01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:29,813
Officer Gilbert?
1129
01:17:31,514 --> 01:17:34,483
-What happened?
-Don't worry, you're both fine.
1130
01:17:34,583 --> 01:17:37,420
-Just banged up a little.
-How did we get here?
1131
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:39,455
Some police officers and
I brought you home last night.
1132
01:17:39,555 --> 01:17:41,157
The wood chipper's
in your garage.
1133
01:17:44,127 --> 01:17:46,295
You like your sweet monkey?
1134
01:17:46,896 --> 01:17:49,833
I love her,
I love her so much.
1135
01:17:51,534 --> 01:17:52,836
Thank you, guys.
1136
01:17:54,804 --> 01:17:57,406
Because of you,
I once again love Christmas.
1137
01:17:58,975 --> 01:18:00,109
And monkeys.
1138
01:18:02,578 --> 01:18:04,413
Now, on another subject,
1139
01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:08,551
I spoke to Mary Alice and her
foster family this morning.
1140
01:18:17,927 --> 01:18:19,763
I'm gonna have to
take you both to jail.
1141
01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:30,473
-Okay.
-Let's go.
1142
01:18:38,014 --> 01:18:40,649
He's trying to escape.
1143
01:19:08,177 --> 01:19:10,179
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
1144
01:19:21,324 --> 01:19:23,092
Okay, I don't get it.
1145
01:19:23,459 --> 01:19:25,829
You tried to
make it snow at our house.
1146
01:19:25,929 --> 01:19:27,997
Even though you thought
you were going to jail.
1147
01:19:28,231 --> 01:19:30,199
That was so sweet of you guys.
1148
01:19:30,699 --> 01:19:33,236
We know you didn't mean for
it to turn to a drive by.
1149
01:19:33,336 --> 01:19:34,270
Yeah.
1150
01:19:36,405 --> 01:19:38,441
Look, most
of the Christmas stuff
1151
01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:42,345
you guys tried to do for us
well, sucked.
1152
01:19:43,046 --> 01:19:44,914
But you still taught us a lot.
1153
01:19:45,882 --> 01:19:49,085
Yeah, look,
we went and got our own tree.
1154
01:19:49,185 --> 01:19:50,553
It's a Guatemalan Fir.
1155
01:19:50,653 --> 01:19:53,556
-We decorated it ourselves.
-And made our own cookies.
1156
01:19:53,656 --> 01:19:55,458
And a gingerbread house.
1157
01:19:55,558 --> 01:19:57,693
And the whole time,
me and Lily didn't pound
1158
01:19:57,861 --> 01:20:00,196
-on each other even once.
-Nope.
1159
01:20:02,231 --> 01:20:05,268
But why didn't you guys do all
this stuff to your own house?
1160
01:20:05,368 --> 01:20:07,136
You said Christmas was about
doing nice stuff
1161
01:20:07,236 --> 01:20:08,504
for other people.
1162
01:20:08,604 --> 01:20:11,407
We wanted you guys to
have a nice Christmas, too.
1163
01:20:12,175 --> 01:20:15,178
-And you shot up our house.
-Yeah.
1164
01:20:15,444 --> 01:20:17,914
The house, it was like totally
ruined, and...
1165
01:20:18,114 --> 01:20:19,148
Lotta damage.
1166
01:20:20,216 --> 01:20:22,685
Wait, so what are
the rest of you guys doing here?
1167
01:20:22,785 --> 01:20:24,753
Well, I heard that last
night you boys were injured
1168
01:20:24,854 --> 01:20:26,555
'cause of some wood
chipper run amok.
1169
01:20:26,655 --> 01:20:28,491
I wanted to make
sure Drake was all right.
1170
01:20:28,591 --> 01:20:31,494
-Helen called me.
-Eric called me.
1171
01:20:32,195 --> 01:20:35,031
-I live here.
-I heard there were cookies.
1172
01:20:41,938 --> 01:20:44,040
-Ew.
-Move.
1173
01:20:44,140 --> 01:20:45,341
Mindy, you're back!
1174
01:20:45,441 --> 01:20:48,277
-I heard you got hurt.
-It's okay, Drake's fine.
1175
01:20:48,811 --> 01:20:50,546
-Josh?
-I'm good.
1176
01:20:50,646 --> 01:20:53,516
Is it true you went to jail?
And is that a monkey?
1177
01:20:55,318 --> 01:20:57,887
-A lot's happened.
-Obviously, I mean--
1178
01:20:58,187 --> 01:21:00,223
-Ooh, gingerbread.
-Mindy?
1179
01:21:00,323 --> 01:21:04,293
Oh, yeah, do Drake and
Josh have to go to jail or what?
1180
01:21:06,595 --> 01:21:08,331
Well, it's not my decision.
1181
01:21:08,932 --> 01:21:11,300
According
to Judge Newman's orders
1182
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:14,470
Mary Alice and her foster
siblings have to vote.
1183
01:21:14,570 --> 01:21:17,941
And the answer
must be unanimous.
1184
01:21:18,474 --> 01:21:20,476
So, yes or no?
1185
01:21:20,843 --> 01:21:23,947
Is this the best
Christmas you've ever had?
1186
01:21:37,426 --> 01:21:39,695
-Yes.
-Yes.
1187
01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:43,799
-Yes.
-Yes.
1188
01:21:49,438 --> 01:21:51,707
Yes.
1189
01:22:08,224 --> 01:22:09,092
Yes.
1190
01:22:12,595 --> 01:22:14,597
Hug me, brother!
1191
01:22:26,542 --> 01:22:29,212
Zigfee, Zigfee!
1192
01:22:30,113 --> 01:22:31,847
That was
your first English word.
1193
01:22:32,015 --> 01:22:33,082
-Yes?
-Yes!
1194
01:22:33,182 --> 01:22:34,150
-Yes!
-Yes!
1195
01:22:34,250 --> 01:22:35,684
-Yes!
-Say something else.
1196
01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:39,055
Um, Merry Christmilk?
1197
01:22:40,656 --> 01:22:42,291
-Close enough.
-Yes!
1198
01:22:42,391 --> 01:22:45,028
-Come on, let's sing it!
-Yeah!
1199
01:22:45,128 --> 01:22:49,765
♪ We wish you a merry Christmilk
We wish you a merry Christmilk ♪
1200
01:22:49,865 --> 01:22:54,237
♪ We wish you a merry Christmilk
and a happy new year ♪
1201
01:22:54,337 --> 01:22:55,438
♪ glad tidings we--
1202
01:22:55,638 --> 01:22:56,539
What in the world?
1203
01:22:57,873 --> 01:22:59,408
Come here, Zigfee!
Whoa, what's going on?
1204
01:23:03,879 --> 01:23:05,748
It's Santa Claus.
1205
01:23:10,453 --> 01:23:12,121
Yep, he's stuck.
1206
01:23:12,221 --> 01:23:15,258
Told you A man that big
ought not be in a chimney.
1207
01:23:23,099 --> 01:23:24,467
Ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho.
1208
01:23:24,567 --> 01:23:26,369
Merry Christmas and
all that stuff.
1209
01:23:26,769 --> 01:23:28,637
Bludge!
1210
01:23:31,140 --> 01:23:33,776
Everyone, everyone, this is my
friend, mentor,
1211
01:23:33,876 --> 01:23:36,579
-and former cell mate, Bludge.
-Hi.
1212
01:23:37,213 --> 01:23:38,181
What's up?
1213
01:23:39,082 --> 01:23:40,483
-Cell mate?
-What's up?
1214
01:23:41,917 --> 01:23:47,123
Hey, we're all
thrilled you're here, but why?
1215
01:23:47,223 --> 01:23:48,857
'Cause Josh wrote
me saying you guys were
1216
01:23:48,957 --> 01:23:50,459
trying to help some
kids out for Christmas.
1217
01:23:50,559 --> 01:23:51,960
He's my pen pal.
1218
01:23:52,661 --> 01:23:55,864
And the real Santa wanted
me to bring you guys these.
1219
01:23:57,166 --> 01:24:00,736
Check this out.
There we go.
1220
01:24:04,173 --> 01:24:05,674
Hey, check it out.
1221
01:24:06,742 --> 01:24:08,344
-Whoa.
-There you go.
1222
01:24:08,977 --> 01:24:11,880
Yep, yep, yep.
Here you go, we got here.
1223
01:24:12,748 --> 01:24:14,117
Yeah, go ahead, help yourselves.
1224
01:24:21,224 --> 01:24:22,358
Where's Megan?
1225
01:24:27,029 --> 01:24:28,597
A Smith Royal oboe?
1226
01:24:28,697 --> 01:24:29,998
Merry Christmas.
1227
01:24:31,467 --> 01:24:34,002
Santa Bludge,
I have a present for you.
1228
01:24:34,137 --> 01:24:35,438
-What's that?
-Me!
1229
01:24:35,538 --> 01:24:39,208
Hey, all day.
1230
01:24:40,343 --> 01:24:44,213
Yeah, oh,
this is so cool.
1231
01:24:48,284 --> 01:24:49,952
No way.
1232
01:24:50,052 --> 01:24:51,687
Snow!
1233
01:24:55,224 --> 01:24:58,794
-Snow?
-In San Diego?
1234
01:24:58,894 --> 01:25:00,229
It's a miracle!
1235
01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:08,604
Come on, let's go
outside!
1236
01:25:16,044 --> 01:25:19,081
Come here, right here.
1237
01:25:24,052 --> 01:25:25,288
Move your arms back.
1238
01:25:25,754 --> 01:25:28,191
Oh, it's in my hair.
1239
01:25:31,494 --> 01:25:33,061
Yeah, and your legs.
1240
01:25:36,399 --> 01:25:38,301
Yeah, that's it.
Look out.
1241
01:25:39,101 --> 01:25:43,206
Hey, Merry Christmas!
1242
01:25:43,606 --> 01:25:47,876
-Look!
-Yeah, yeah!
1243
01:25:53,516 --> 01:25:54,483
Look out.
1244
01:25:58,321 --> 01:26:00,489
Yeah!
1245
01:26:02,425 --> 01:26:04,227
Dude!
1246
01:26:05,228 --> 01:26:06,229
How'd you make it work?
1247
01:26:06,329 --> 01:26:08,397
Cheese!
1248
01:26:08,497 --> 01:26:12,335
7,000 pounds of hard cheese!
1249
01:26:12,435 --> 01:26:14,102
Sally loves it.
1250
01:26:17,806 --> 01:26:18,774
Cheese.
1251
01:26:19,842 --> 01:26:24,112
-Hard cheese.
-Yeah, nature's fruit!
1252
01:26:27,883 --> 01:26:30,819
-What in the--
-Whoa!
1253
01:26:31,019 --> 01:26:36,091
Snow?
Why does it smell like cheese?
1254
01:26:38,727 --> 01:26:39,595
Look.
1255
01:26:40,596 --> 01:26:42,498
-Mom!
-Dad!
1256
01:26:43,432 --> 01:26:44,433
You're back!
1257
01:26:49,338 --> 01:26:51,674
Wow, what's going on
here?
1258
01:26:51,774 --> 01:26:54,076
-Christmas.
-Christmas, baby.
1259
01:26:56,845 --> 01:26:59,014
-This is great.
-Wow.
1260
01:27:02,318 --> 01:27:03,552
It's nice.
1261
01:27:05,621 --> 01:27:07,890
Look what we've accomplished,
Sally!
1262
01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:27,109
-So?
-So?
1263
01:27:27,843 --> 01:27:31,179
Yes or no, is this
the best Christmas you ever had?
1264
01:27:32,315 --> 01:27:34,883
It will be.
After this!
1265
01:27:36,352 --> 01:27:39,588
-I'm gonna get you Nichols!
-Bring it, Parker!
1266
01:27:41,056 --> 01:27:42,625
Come on, come on!
1267
01:27:42,725 --> 01:27:44,226
♪ Come on let's hear it
1268
01:27:44,327 --> 01:27:46,962
♪ Make some noise it's Christmas
time get in the spirit ♪
1269
01:27:47,062 --> 01:27:49,665
♪ Make some noise it's Christmas
time ♪
1270
01:27:50,098 --> 01:27:55,571
♪ la la la la la la
la la la la la la ♪
1271
01:27:55,804 --> 01:28:01,810
♪ la la la la la la
la la la la la la ♪
1272
01:28:07,350 --> 01:28:11,587
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way ♪
1273
01:28:12,220 --> 01:28:16,659
♪ Oh what fun it is to ride
in a one horse open sleigh ♪
1274
01:28:17,192 --> 01:28:21,897
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way ♪
1275
01:28:22,130 --> 01:28:27,135
♪ Oh what fun it is to ride
in a one horse open sleigh ♪
1276
01:28:27,403 --> 01:28:31,874
♪ dashing through the snow
in a one horse open sleigh ♪
1277
01:28:31,974 --> 01:28:37,112
♪ over the fields we go
laughing all the way ♪
1278
01:28:37,212 --> 01:28:41,650
♪ bells on bobtails ring
making those spirits bright ♪
1279
01:28:41,950 --> 01:28:46,422
♪ what fun it is to ride and
sing a sleighing song tonight ♪
1280
01:28:46,989 --> 01:28:51,527
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way ♪
1281
01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:56,399
♪ oh what fun it is to ride in a
one horse open sleigh ♪
1282
01:28:57,032 --> 01:29:01,770
♪ jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way ♪
1283
01:29:02,004 --> 01:29:06,975
♪ oh what fun it is to ride in a
one horse ♪
1284
01:29:07,175 --> 01:29:11,947
♪ open sleigh ♪
1285
01:29:12,314 --> 01:29:18,320
♪ jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way ♪
1286
01:29:27,630 --> 01:29:29,297
Mmm.
88357
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