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[uptempo holiday music]
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This is now officially the
worst Christmas ever.
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[snowman growls]
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[climactic music]
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Yeah, as disasters go...
this is my biggest one yet.
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[festive theme music]
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Let's go back 2 weeks before I
ruined Christmas.
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Don't even think about that
until after breakfast.
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Oh I was just checking there
was one in there for later.
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Two weeks to go and he's on
the 99th growth percentile.
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Keep up the good work!
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No, No don't listen
to your sister.
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You are a good size,
don't get any bigger.
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Studies show babies
with larger heads
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can grow up to
have higher IQs.
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Please, don't be a
geek like Emily.
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Be a normal person like me.
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Dad, the cradle is now...
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Five days behind schedule.
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Mum and Dad let her write
a Pregnancy Timetable
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to help them keep on track.
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Boy are they regretting
that decision.
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I will do it today.
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Maybe we should
have penalty points
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for not sticking
to the timetable.
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Excellent idea.
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We can start with
ten points off you
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for crossing out your visit to
the maternity ward tomorrow.
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Oh not so cocky now, are we?
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I told you - I'm
having a home birth.
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But what if there's a
complication?
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Hospitals have
machines and doctors
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and at your age you
might need them.
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My age?!
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Red alert! Take cover!
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Hospitals are sterilised
safe environments
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where less can go wrong.
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Oh really?
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It's a baby boy!
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We're calling him Hank.
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[CLATTER! CLANG!]
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They let me off 'cos
I was a baby.
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Next time they weren't
quite so understanding.
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Hank come say hello
to your baby sister Emily!
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Hank?
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Weeeeeeee!
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[CLATTER! CLANG!]
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[giggles]
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No hospital.
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I want less equipment around.
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Right erm, where are
the gherkins?
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I need some gherkins.
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Here you go my
love, don't panic.
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Mum gets these
weird cravings.
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Mangoes, mushy peas,
fish skin!
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Right now it's gherkins.
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Can't get enough of them.
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She loves the mini ones from
Papa Pete's deli.
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Nothing but the best
for my angel!
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♪ I've hung my stocking,
made my list ♪
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♪ Hoping Santa
hears my wish... ♪
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Who's he into now?
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Hayden Chase -
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she's basically a
hairspray that can sing.
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♪ Far from the one I love ♪
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♪ All I need to make you cry,
is to see your face tonight. ♪
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♪ Fires warm but I feel cold ♪
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♪ without your
hand to hold. ♪
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♪ Won't you grant
my wish tonight ♪
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♪ come on home this
Christmas time. ♪
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She's doing a video
in London.
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Maybe she'll hire me
as a backing dancer?
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[WHACK!]
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Sorry!
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'Rudolph the Rock
'n' Roll Reindeer'.
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Great title Mister Rock!
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Thank you you've gotta
have a great title,
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if you're gonna have
a great musical.
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Did you ever hear of
"Earwax: The Musical"?
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Did you ever hear
"Toehair" the musical?
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No.
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That's right. That's
why the three of you
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have to be at the audition.
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-Yes sir!
-You bet!
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Alright, you're gonna be
fantastic, all three.
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Even me?
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Especially you. now get out of
here, get to class.
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I love school at Christmas.
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No proper lessons, loads
of messing about,
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it's brilliant.
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What on earth, do you
think you are doing?
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I know that you're not
a fan of my work
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but I think even you will be
up on your cloven hooves
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and dance to this one.
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I'm not talking about this.
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I'm talking about THAT!
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Oh isn't that great?
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Feel the energy!
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It's like when we
opened for the Beatles
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at Shea stadium!
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Rock and Roll Miss A!
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How you ever became a
teacher is a mystery to me.
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You know what! Me too!
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Ahem!
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You know I've got the
perfect part for you
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in this musical.
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Yeah Grizella, the
evil snow witch.
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Everything you look
at turns to ice.
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See what I mean?
You're perfect!
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STOP EVERYTHING!
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I've just been informed
we're having...
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A surprise school inspection.
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They're due within the hour!
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Okay just stay Calm.
Stay calm! Stay calm!
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Oh this really is
most tiresome.
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We've only just
had an inspection.
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That was before the incident
with the runaway lawn mower.
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And the exploding custard.
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Awkward!
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You know what,
there not coming -
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They can't come
it's Christmas!
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Christmas is cancelled!
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I must be having a nightmare.
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[CRASH!]
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Sorry sorry!
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Seriously?!
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Shh!
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I'm here to help you
with the cradle.
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How did you know
it had collapsed?
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Call it a lucky guess.
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Well I, I, I'm
doing this alone.
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It's a, it's a father-son
thing, you understand.
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Of course.
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I hand carved Rosa's cradle
from a solid block
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of Sicilian oak.
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It took me six months
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and seventy-seven blisters.
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Ahhh! I loved that cradle.
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You're the best daddy...
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Well here we go son,
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one hand-assembled cradle
coming right up.
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Go Dancer. Go Prancer.
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Go Dancer. Go Vixen.
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Go Comet. Go Cupid.
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Go Donna. Go Pran...
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What are you doing?
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Mr. Joy has cancelled your
alleged "musical".
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Oh no?! He didn't do that!
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I work all year for this.
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Auditions are today!
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Not any more.
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Well I'm gonna talk to him.
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Well you can't!
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He's preparing for the
school inspection,
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as should you be.
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We don't want one bad apple
spoiling the whole barrel.
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Well let me tell you,
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this apple doesn't care what
the inspectors think,
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I only care that the
little apples
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have a great Christmas.
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Well what all the little appl-
Ahem...
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pupils need is a
first-rate education,
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not a second rate Santa.
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Did you just say that to me?
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Yes I did.
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[she hums cheerfully]
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Camilla Stevens,
Head inspector.
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What a lovely building.
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Jonathan Lao, trainee, this is
my first inspection.
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Welcome to Westbrook.
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What a pleasure
having you here.
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When I heard we was having
a surprise inspected
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I was like... YES!
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I love inspections!
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Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em!
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Christmas has come early.
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Thank you Santa!
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When you come down
that chimney,
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I'm gonna leave you something.
[nervous laugh]
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Well that makes a change.
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A change.
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Shall we begin?
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Now. Can anyone tell me how
to separate substances
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in a mixture?
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What if they're friends?
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What if they don't want
to be separated?
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Miss. Can't we do something
more Christmassy
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than chemistry?
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Oooh we could do
a secret Santa!
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We all get surprise gifts!
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Awesome! Now you're talking!
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Christmas starts
on December 25th
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and not a day sooner.
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The different methods are -
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filtration, evaporation,
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distillation and
chromatography.
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Nick McKelty. A grade 'A'
student.
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A grade 'A' pain.
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Now this experiment might go
slightly over your heads
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but it's always worth a try.
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[crash]
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No! No! No! No! No! No!
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Part of me knows this is
going to be really bad.
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But part of me really
wants this to happen.
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[wet explosion]
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[class laughing]
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Here at Westbrook
we pride ourselves
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on creating an atmosphere of
calm and serenity.
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HENRY ZIPZER!
COME BACK HERE!
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You were saying?
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Saying? Is there
an echo in here?
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Alright. What did
you do this time?
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I threw a paper ball
at Miss Adolf.
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Good one.
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You?
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Apparently I'm supposed to
have something called
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a lesson plan.
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I mean who knew,
how do you plan music.
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-You can't.
-You see that's what I think.
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I thought you just kind of
grabbed the guitar,
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turn up the volume and
let the Reindeers Rock.
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[dramatic rock band music]
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Well the music
was so loud,
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that the white board just
shattered off the wall.
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That sounds awesome!
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Yeah. Except Mr. Joy
thought it sounded like
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'an orchestra trapped
inside a tumble dryer'.
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MR JOY:
ZIPZER!
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Okay, listen, his bark is
worse than his bite.
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But then, they said that
about my Grandma's dog
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and he ate the mailmen.
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You covered Miss Adolf
in green gunge?
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It was more a
sort of turquoise.
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It's not funny, Hank.
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Mr. Joy says this is
your final warning.
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One more incident and
you'll get suspended.
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Hank, you've got to stop
getting into trouble.
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It was an accident.
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Well it's always an
accident isn't it?
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You need to grow up Hank.
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We've only got room for
one baby in this flat.
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[door slams open]
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Emily? What are you doing?!
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DAD:
I said I'd get the tree
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when I'd finished
building the cradle.
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Yeah, I thought it would be
nice to have one before Easter.
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Emily, you don't
need to be cheeky,
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your father's doing his best.
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Oh thank you for the
vote of confidence.
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So, who wants to
help me decorate it?
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Me!
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Remember what
happened last time
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you decorated the tree?
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Sorry!
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It was an accident...
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Okay, well we can all
decorate the tree.
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Come on everybody,
grab a bauble.
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Best not, I'll only break it.
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HANK: That's odd,
my head feels breezy
262
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,763
Oh that is not good.
263
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:42,696
CLASS:
No brain. No brain. No brain.
264
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:46,408
As I always suspected Zipzer -
265
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,576
you're brainless!
266
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,620
[evil cackle]
267
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:54,500
Don't let me ever
go back to sleep.
268
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,222
Why don't you just
ask Dad to help
269
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:09,390
and be done with it?
270
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:10,599
And what?
Be reminded of my failure
271
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,810
every time I put this little
guy down to sleep?
272
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:15,354
Did he kick?
273
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:16,689
Yeah. He could kick for
Liverpool!
274
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,191
No Arsenal!
275
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:25,281
Dad always wanted me
to play football
276
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,907
but I was never any good.
277
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,784
Are you sure about having
a home birth?
278
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:30,327
Wouldn't you feel more
comfortable in hospital?
279
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,914
I didn't feel comfortable
with Hank
280
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:34,957
concussing two nurses?
281
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,919
No this time everything's
gonna be perfect.
282
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,713
Nothing is gonna
go wrong.
283
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:43,882
I can't wait to meet him.
284
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:44,717
Me too,
285
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,596
I've got a good
feeling about this one.
286
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,930
I think he's gonna
be a genius.
287
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,390
[mum laughs]
288
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:53,183
Maybe he could help me
put this cradle together.
289
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,643
He's going to do
something amazing.
290
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,438
Just you wait and see.
291
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:06,113
What they really
mean is -
292
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,823
they hope he doesn't
turn out like me.
293
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,300
Hayden Jason's
gone number one
294
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:27,551
in the download chart!
295
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,386
Oh! She's spreading
like a virus.
296
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:31,930
I have to find a cure.
297
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,022
Have you seen
the inspectors?
298
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,398
They were heading for
Mr. Rock's classroom.
299
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,734
One can only hope they've
brought protective headgear.
300
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:51,075
♪ Just once I want to
hear Santa say... ♪
301
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:55,788
♪ Go Rudolph, tonight you
can guide the sleigh. ♪
302
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,208
And then the other
reindeers get lost
303
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:02,169
and Rudolph has
to save the day.
304
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,295
That sounds wonderful.
305
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,421
Wonderful.
306
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,006
You know the beauty
of music lies
307
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,466
in the ear of
the beholder.
308
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,010
And you two have
exquisite ears!
309
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,512
[they laugh]
310
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,388
This is exactly the sort of
imaginative approach
311
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,138
that we're looking for.
312
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,140
I can't wait to see it.
313
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,725
You, you know,
neither can I.
314
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,061
But the musicals
been cancelled.
315
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,772
[laughing]
Cancelled?! Cancelled?!
316
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:25,567
Mr. Rock's musical is the
highlight of the year!
317
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,278
The staff and pupils
absolutely love it.
318
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,197
It's something that would
never be cancelled.
319
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,490
Ever.
320
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:34,034
Must have been an admin
error, or something.
321
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,078
You, you know how
wonderful this man is?
322
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,831
He said you all get more money
for costumes this year.
323
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:39,832
I did?
324
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:40,874
You did
325
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,710
I did. I did.
326
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:46,714
And then he went on and
said a new lighting rig.
327
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,006
How generous is that.
328
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,050
That was unexpected but
if that's what it takes
329
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:53,220
to get this show on the
road, then we must do it.
330
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,388
Oh my goodness.
331
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:57,266
And then this Headmaster
of Headmasters.
332
00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:02,187
He said the entire orchestra
gets a new instrument
333
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,232
AND a confetti canon
for the finale.
334
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:06,608
I just get carried away.
335
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,569
It's great to see
a Headmaster
336
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:09,695
supporting the
creative arts.
337
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:11,447
And this show is the
perfect opportunity
338
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,114
to see what
Westbrook can do.
339
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,366
Westbrook can do.
340
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,702
With all this new
equipment this better be
341
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,579
the greatest
Christmas musical
342
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:19,621
the world has ever seen!
343
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,290
Rock on!
344
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,669
Oh rock on.
345
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:27,838
Hey look! The show's back on!
346
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:29,798
Awesome!
347
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,135
I think I'm gonna give the
auditions a miss.
348
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,720
C'mon Hankster, you're
amazing on stage.
349
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,472
You have to audition.
350
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,598
ANNOUNCER VOICE:
Roll up folks!
351
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:38,724
Come and see the
greatest show on earth!
352
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:39,975
Rudolph the
Rock 'n' Roll Reindeer
353
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:43,270
starring the one and only...
Hank Zipzer!
354
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:44,897
Yeah... maybe...
355
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,067
Yeah, you're totally right!
356
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,235
This could be my
chance to make Mum and Dad
357
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,403
proud of me!
358
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,742
Another day and
still no cradle.
359
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,160
I'll just make a note of that.
360
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:01,121
♪ Go Dancer! Go Prancer!
Go Dasher! Go Vixen! ♪
361
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:04,625
♪ Go Comet! Go Cupid!
Go Donner! Go Blitzen! ♪
362
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,002
I can't wait for
these auditions!
363
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,087
Has anyone seen my gherkins?
364
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,339
By the sink.
365
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,715
Enough nonsense
about cradle.
366
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,343
Where are we going to
put the birthing pool?
367
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:15,677
We're out of gherkins!
368
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,513
It's the vitamin K
your body's craving.
369
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,263
Have some broccoli instead.
370
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,014
I don't want broccoli!
371
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:22,100
I WANT GHERKINS!
372
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,853
No-one make any
sudden movements.
373
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,148
I can trot to the deli
and get you a jar?
374
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,316
Reindeers do trot, right?
375
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,651
If you would do that,
376
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,320
you would officially
be my favourite child.
377
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:36,198
I can report you
for saying that.
378
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,493
Go straight to the
deli, no dawdling,
379
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:42,996
no stopping to, to, to
look at amusing pigeons.
380
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,291
This is an emergency!
Run like the wind!
381
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,043
There only gherkins Dad,
I can do this.
382
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:50,629
I'm not completely useless.
383
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,968
That was Rudolph, not me!
384
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,233
Sorry son, you'll
have to wait.
385
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,693
Please! It's an emergency!
386
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,820
My mum needs gherkins!
387
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:16,530
[laughs] Ah! That's
not an emergency.
388
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,907
You've never seen her in
a gherkin rage.
389
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,492
What are they doing, anyway?
390
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,375
♪ Don't wanna
be a flower girl. ♪
391
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:31,128
♪ A pretty thing for
you to twirl. ♪
392
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,504
♪ Summers gone
you'll dump me fast ♪
393
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:36,550
♪ I wanna love that's
gonna last all year. ♪
394
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:41,221
♪ Do you love me,
or love me not. ♪
395
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,142
♪ Were going cold
or getting hot. ♪
396
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:46,935
CUT!
397
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,438
Please, Ms. Harris,
all these interruptions
398
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,773
are making
it very difficult to...
399
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,859
Not that it's a problem,
of course.
400
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,777
Good. 'Cos if it was,
401
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,779
we'd be looking for a new
director.
402
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,784
Can I just do this in a coat?
403
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,953
And cover up that knock-out
dress, Hayden honey?
404
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,539
You can't sell this song
405
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,124
without a bit
of sizzle, sugar.
406
00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:13,295
And you are looking
smoking hot, girl.
407
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,379
Then why do I have goosebumps?
408
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,382
'Cos you're excited about
being in London?
409
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,884
Oh come on couple more weeks,
410
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:19,885
we'll be in Tokyo.
411
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,387
They say it's beautiful at
Christmas.
412
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,598
Nothing is the same as
Christmas at home
413
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,808
and I always spend it with my
Mom and Dad.
414
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:27,684
Sorry, darlin'.
415
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,436
Sometimes you
want the rainbow,
416
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:32,272
you gotta put up
with the rain.
417
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,815
Ow! My eyes!
418
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,651
This stuff'll really
make them pop.
419
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,611
Hhum!
420
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:41,740
Not to rush you
but the flowers
421
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,492
are starting to wilt.
422
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:43,992
And they're not
the only ones.
423
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:47,996
You wanna see
your folks -
424
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,416
they're right
down that lens.
425
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,044
Then you make 'em
proud of their little girl.
426
00:20:56,213 --> 00:21:00,467
Okay, alright, well,
well from the top!
427
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,803
And action!
428
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:05,263
♪ Don't wanna be
a flower girl. ♪
429
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,473
♪ A pretty thing
for you to twirl. ♪
430
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,850
♪ Summers gone you'll
dump me fast ♪
431
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:12,187
♪ I wanna love that's
gonna last all year. ♪
432
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,448
Hey you!
433
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:25,534
[song continues]
434
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:38,922
CUT!
435
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:44,344
Are you people incapable of
doing anything right?!
436
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,346
Do you KNOW how much
this girl is worth?
437
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,765
You okay honey?
438
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,017
Security!
439
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,231
[underwater screaming]
440
00:21:58,984 --> 00:21:59,443
That's lunch!
441
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:02,070
Ahah! No way!
442
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,405
We've gotta keep shooting -
443
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:06,074
we got places to go,
people to see.
444
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,743
I don't mind if we
break for lunch.
445
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:08,869
I mind!
446
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:11,621
Time is money honey and
I'm not gonna let
447
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:14,291
this bunch of clowns
ruin my rodeo.
448
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,376
You're fired!
449
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,587
Don't you walk away
from me now!
450
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:19,755
You're fired! You're
definitely fired!
451
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,173
You are fired!!
452
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:24,885
Fired! Fired! Fired!
453
00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:27,929
You. You're definitely fired.
454
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,723
Come on. Who wants some?
455
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:31,099
Who wants some?
You're fired?!
456
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,226
That's Hayden Chase!
457
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,729
Frankie is gonna
be so jealous.
458
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,442
Woah! You're...
459
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:41,735
I know who you are.
460
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:43,111
You know who you are.
461
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,864
I mean, I'm sorry.
462
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:47,449
I'm sorry I messed
up your video.
463
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:48,784
No it's fine.
464
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:51,828
You got me a lunch break,
I owe you. Big time.
465
00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:53,622
Who is that?
466
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:56,124
Tammy Harris. My manager.
467
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,375
Is she always that angry?
468
00:22:57,459 --> 00:23:00,045
She's just ...
kinda protective.
469
00:23:01,379 --> 00:23:04,424
He can't have just disappeared
like a catfish up a creek!
470
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:06,802
YOU. You're unfired! Find him!
471
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,428
I should probably
give myself up.
472
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:11,348
No trust me, you do
not wanna do that.
473
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,017
Follow me...
474
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:20,565
[muffled shouting]
475
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:22,484
I hate my hair like this.
476
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:23,652
Looks good to me.
477
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,320
But I'm probably the wrong
person to ask.
478
00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:27,364
I like your hair,
479
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:28,865
maybe that should
be my new look.
480
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,325
It's easy to do -
481
00:23:30,408 --> 00:23:32,452
you just wake up in the
morning and you're good to go.
482
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:33,245
(laughs) Bed hair!
483
00:23:33,328 --> 00:23:35,247
I love it!
484
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:38,041
Stop! Stop!!!!
485
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,793
He'll be half way to
Hawaii by now.
486
00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:41,962
Come on Y'all get back to work
487
00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:44,256
or you'll get my rhinestone
boot up your behinds!
488
00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:47,843
[phone rings]
489
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,429
Oh hello there
Mister Takahashi.
490
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:52,681
Oh really, oh well,
491
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:54,266
I mean what is the
weather like over there.
492
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:57,144
Okay, I think you can relax now.
493
00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:04,484
Can I take one of
these for a friend?
494
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:05,735
He's a huge fan.
495
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:07,445
And would this friend
happen to be yay high,
496
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:08,530
with cute messy hair?
497
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:10,115
No Frankie's hair
is always perfect.
498
00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:11,658
He spends hours on it.
499
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:13,535
Oh. I just thought...
500
00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:14,619
Oh right-- doesn't matter.
501
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,580
Yeah I'll write him a message.
502
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:19,708
So you don't like my music?
503
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:20,959
No, no -
504
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:25,505
I mean yes, yes I
like it, I love it.
505
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:27,340
Erm... It's good. So...
506
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:30,552
musical?
507
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:31,887
Right.
508
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,805
So what's your favourite song
off my new album?
509
00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:36,308
The, the new album?
I err, well...
510
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,688
You know it's so hard
to pick a favourite -
511
00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:44,733
when they're all so amazing.
512
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:47,068
I promise I'll download it as
soon as I get home.
513
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,154
It's okay. I'll give you
a free download link.
514
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:51,072
If you don't like it
you can delete it.
515
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:51,239
Thanks!
516
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,034
Alright.
517
00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:55,702
Call me and let me
know what you think.
518
00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:57,579
Cos I could really do with
some honest feedback.
519
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,128
Tickles.
520
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,632
TAMMY: Oh you flatter
me Mr. Takahashi.
521
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,345
Sayonara!
522
00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:15,764
Guess who's sold out in Tokyo!
523
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:18,225
You are on a roll, girl.
524
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:22,979
I am never washing
this hand, again.
525
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:25,023
Gherkins!
526
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:33,907
Where are all
the gherkins?!
527
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:34,449
Sorry Hank, just sold out.
528
00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:36,493
NO!
529
00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:38,119
I knew I should have
got here sooner.
530
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,287
Mum's gonna kill me.
531
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,081
Then you better come up
with a good excuse.
532
00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:43,541
I bumped into a mega star:
Hayden Chase.
533
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,627
Not bad but the name
needs some work.
534
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:46,795
She's real!
535
00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:48,171
Of course she is.
536
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:52,759
Papa Pete, I know how to
get Mum some gherkins!
537
00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:54,427
Papa Pete - where d'you
keep the vinegar?
538
00:25:58,014 --> 00:25:59,724
You made these?!
539
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,142
Yeah step away from
the jar, Rosa!
540
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,435
They don't even look
like gherkins.
541
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:05,105
I can't! I'm going in.
542
00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:06,481
I couldn't find any gherkins.
543
00:26:06,564 --> 00:26:08,149
They only had chilies.
544
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:08,817
Hum! Delicious!
545
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,360
[GASPING]
Oh! Oh!
546
00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:12,946
I'll get you
some water.
547
00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:13,947
I told you not to dawdle!
548
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:16,574
I didn't! I bumped
into Hayden Chase.
549
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:17,742
First rule of lying:
550
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:19,160
at least make it
slightly believable.
551
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,078
I'm not lying!
552
00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:24,082
Look - she gave
me her number!
553
00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:27,002
And she gave me a signed
photo for Frankie!
554
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,129
Oh, you really did meet her!
555
00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:31,673
'Merry Crismus Frankie'.
556
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:33,967
There's only one person I know
who spells Christmas,
557
00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:37,095
C.R.I.S.M.U.S
558
00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:38,096
That's weird.
559
00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:39,264
Hum! Yep you
bought the photo
560
00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:41,182
and signed it yourself
to get out of trouble...
561
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,935
Second rule of lying:
562
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,562
don't get caught
red-handed.
563
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:49,357
They didn't believe me!
564
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,860
Nice try Hank but I'm not
falling for it either.
565
00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:53,194
Hayden Chase doesn't
have dyslexia.
566
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,113
If she did it would be in
her autobiography.
567
00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:56,281
She's written her life story?
568
00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:56,948
She's only sixteen!
569
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,658
'Chasing Rainbows'.
570
00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:00,243
I have it in hardback
and paperback.
571
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:01,953
You guys should read them.
572
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:03,288
I'd rather wax my eyeballs.
573
00:27:03,371 --> 00:27:04,748
Well maybe she doesn't like
574
00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:06,041
talking about her dyslexia?
575
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:07,250
It's not exactly something
you brag about.
576
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,418
You can keep on selling
but I'm not buying.
577
00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:11,212
C'mon, we don't want
to be late for the
578
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,255
Christmas audition.
579
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,007
Why will no-one believe me!
580
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,016
Get your
rear in gear girl!
581
00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:24,392
The day don't wait
for no-one, darlin'.
582
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,900
Hey Bob...
583
00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:34,319
can you help
me with something?
584
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:37,864
Alright sweetie pie.
585
00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:39,741
Just try a little louder.
586
00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:42,494
[quite mumbling]
587
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,206
This will be the
biggest disaster
588
00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:47,665
since Henry Zipzer
was allowed
589
00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:48,458
in the school
talent show.
590
00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,836
Being able to fart the
national anthem
591
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,755
is not a talent!
592
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,966
Do you really want to
give the inspectors
593
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:58,593
front-row seats to a
Christmas catastrophe?!
594
00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:02,222
I had no choice:
they want to see it.
595
00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:04,265
Maybe it'll only be a
bit of a disaster.
596
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,600
Have you been eating tinsel?!
597
00:28:05,683 --> 00:28:11,439
This is Mr. Rock
we're talking about.
598
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,567
[piano intro]
599
00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:19,114
♪ Just once I want to
hear Santa say ♪
600
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:20,949
I'm never going to top that.
601
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:25,662
♪ Go Rudolph! Tonight you can
guide the sleigh! ♪
602
00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:28,581
I think you've found your
Rudolph Mr. Rock.
603
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,750
He's perfect.
604
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,043
Yeah, well no come on.
605
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:34,170
A little too perfect.
606
00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:36,047
Remember before
Rudolf saves the day,
607
00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:38,258
all the other reindeer
make fun of 'em.
608
00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:39,926
NEXT!!
609
00:28:40,009 --> 00:28:41,761
But we have
our inspectors.
610
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:45,265
Too perfect sounds...
perfect to me.
611
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,477
There's no next.
Cast him, he's Rudolph!
612
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:52,355
Next!
613
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,948
[tearing]
614
00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:06,494
♪ I live in the Arctic but I've
never been cool
615
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,664
That's how Rudolph ended up
on Santa's naughty list.
616
00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:12,083
[everyone laughs]
617
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,169
Stop smiling.
Why are you smiling?
618
00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:15,753
No smiling!
619
00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:16,838
Not Zipzer. No way!
620
00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:18,756
Now he is funny.
621
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,716
Funny.
622
00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:22,510
He is my decision.
623
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,804
I got the part!!
624
00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:27,265
[fireworks]
625
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:33,730
Hello! Anybody home?
626
00:29:36,524 --> 00:29:38,485
MUM'S VOICE: Emily is
taking us to a class
627
00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:39,486
on home births.
628
00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:41,362
I didn't think you'd
want to come.
629
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:42,697
Dinners in the oven.
630
00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:44,699
DAD'S VOICE: Try not to burn
the flat down, Hank.
631
00:29:44,782 --> 00:29:47,452
I know how to use an oven Dad.
632
00:29:57,962 --> 00:30:00,298
I think I'm gonna have
salad tonight.
633
00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:06,471
RADIO: ♪ I try hard but I'm
still afraid. ♪
634
00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:09,474
♪ I'm never gonna
make the grade ♪
635
00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:22,946
♪ You make it look so easy,
when I follow you. ♪
636
00:30:23,821 --> 00:30:28,660
♪ I've got nothing to show. ♪
637
00:30:28,743 --> 00:30:33,581
♪ The stars are
out of reach ♪
638
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:37,460
♪ why do I try? ♪
639
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:38,920
♪ I wanna be like you.. ♪
640
00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:45,552
♪ I wish I was smarter.
I wish I was brave. ♪
641
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:47,595
♪ I wish I was all the
things you crave ♪
642
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:52,433
♪ cos I don't ever
wanna let you down ♪
643
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:55,436
♪ don't ever wanna
make you frown ♪
644
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,689
♪ no I just wanna
make you proud. ♪
645
00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:05,572
♪ I try hard but
I'm still afraid. ♪
646
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:07,657
♪ I'm never gonna
make the grade. ♪
647
00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:12,954
This album is awesome.
648
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:14,414
I wish I could tell her...
649
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:17,959
Go Dancer. Go Prancer.
650
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:20,086
Here we go.
651
00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:22,171
Alright, Listen Brass
your doing great,
652
00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:24,048
a little less spit or
we're gonna have to
653
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:26,092
hand out umbrellas.
654
00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:28,303
Bongo's are you with me?
Bongo's?
655
00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:29,721
This noise is intolerable!
656
00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:33,266
I mean I can hardly hear
myself teach!
657
00:31:33,349 --> 00:31:33,891
I demand silence!
658
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:34,892
You demand silence!
659
00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:37,854
You know what that's really
difficult
660
00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:39,397
Because this is a musical,
661
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,482
IT'S GOTTA BE LOUD.
662
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,443
The noise levels are well over
663
00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:45,320
the maximum level allowed in
the workplace.
664
00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:46,446
A hundred and five decibels.
665
00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:47,238
Were did you come from?
666
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:49,490
Comply with the regulations
667
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,326
or I will have this
production shut down!
668
00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:52,952
Okay. Okay. You
know what I need?
669
00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:55,413
I need some organization,
that's all.
670
00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:57,832
Oh look at those spreadsheets.
671
00:31:57,915 --> 00:32:00,335
They are so organised.
672
00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:01,377
How would you like...
673
00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:02,503
No, not doing it.
674
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:04,255
You'll of course you would get
extra marks
675
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:05,256
on your school report...
676
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:06,341
I'll take the job.
677
00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:07,342
SILENCE!
678
00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:08,343
Are you two related?
679
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,678
Can I see the
production timetable?
680
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,347
(laughs)
681
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:14,349
"Can I see the
production timetable?"
682
00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:15,683
A timetable, of
course you can.
683
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,101
As soon as you write them.
684
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,937
You can see them. Beautiful...
685
00:32:21,856 --> 00:32:22,815
What an apple.
686
00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:26,569
Okay here we go kids,
from the top!
687
00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:31,824
The label wants new promo
shots for Tokyo.
688
00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:33,826
They're picking you up in ten
minutes,
689
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:37,497
want to see you in this.
690
00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:39,040
Do we have to do this right
now?
691
00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,167
Don't you give me the diva,
darlin'.
692
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:42,669
You want the folks at the
label
693
00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:44,545
thinking won't play ball?
694
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:45,672
Oh c'mon, put it on.
695
00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:47,090
You'll look real cute!
696
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:48,549
[phone rings]
697
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:52,512
Brett, how we looking
for Australia?
698
00:32:52,595 --> 00:32:55,932
I want Sydney Opera House,
you know we can fill it.
699
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,687
This won't get me into
trouble now will it?
700
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:03,523
I won't tell if you don't.
701
00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:18,579
♪ I'm flying round the
world singing my song. ♪
702
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:23,167
♪ Spreading the joy and
righting the wrongs. ♪
703
00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:27,672
♪ A Reindeer that rocks
is nothing to fear. ♪
704
00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:30,967
♪ I light up the night
with joy and cheer. ♪
705
00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:35,430
♪ I never get big for the
sleigh ride team. ♪
706
00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:37,807
♪ Seeing the world is
forever my dream. ♪
707
00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:42,103
♪ Go Dancer. Go Prancer.
Go Dasher. ♪
708
00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:43,938
♪ Go Vixen. Go Comet.
Go Cupid. ♪
709
00:33:44,021 --> 00:33:47,650
♪ Go Donna. Go Blitzen. ♪
710
00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:49,902
♪ Just what I want to hear
Santa say, ♪
711
00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:55,658
♪ go Rudolf tonight you can
guide the sleigh! ♪
712
00:33:58,286 --> 00:33:58,828
This time it's you...
713
00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:03,541
[phone rings]
714
00:34:05,334 --> 00:34:07,295
Rudolf's the name. Pulling
a sleigh is the game.
715
00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,338
Oh, sorry. Wrong number.
716
00:34:09,964 --> 00:34:12,133
Hayden?
717
00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:13,801
Hank? Is that you?
718
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,136
Yeah!
719
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:17,430
I was just, erm, pretending
to be a reindeer.
720
00:34:17,513 --> 00:34:18,097
Wow, I can't believe it's you!
721
00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,224
You never called?
722
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:20,933
Did you hate the
album that much?
723
00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:21,976
I loved it!
724
00:34:22,059 --> 00:34:24,645
It's just I lost your number
725
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,398
in a gherkin related incident.
726
00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:30,735
Okay. I guess you're forgiven.
727
00:34:30,818 --> 00:34:31,819
TAMMY: Hayden get out here -
we got work to do!
728
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,905
Sorry I gotta go, Hank.
729
00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:38,284
Tammy's hollering. Time to go
dress-up doll again.
730
00:34:38,367 --> 00:34:39,494
Can't you get out of it?
731
00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:39,994
Do something fun instead.
732
00:34:40,077 --> 00:34:42,163
I wish.
733
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:45,082
Say that you've had an idea
for a hit song
734
00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:46,751
Then sneak out when
she's not looking.
735
00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:48,127
That could actually work.
736
00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,505
Hank you're a genius.
737
00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:51,756
People don't often
call me that.
738
00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:54,425
If I do escape I'll need
someone to hang out with.
739
00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:57,386
So are you free tonight?
740
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:03,142
Hello? You still there?
741
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:04,477
Yeah. Yeah.
742
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,520
I was just erm,
checking my calendar...
743
00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:08,147
I think I might have
a window free.
744
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,982
Great, Okay I'll text you
where to meet.
745
00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:12,777
See you later Rudolph.
746
00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:14,695
Yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, YES!!!!
747
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:15,738
No.
748
00:35:23,162 --> 00:35:24,705
You've skated before, right?
749
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:27,416
No, but how hard can it be?
750
00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:37,552
I don't have to do that
with my arm,
751
00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:40,054
I just think it looks cool.
752
00:35:40,137 --> 00:35:42,265
Don't worry; I got you.
753
00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:43,766
I'm gonna have
a fun time tonight.
754
00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:45,893
I'm not gonna let
anything ruin it.
755
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:54,277
How's it going in there, hon?
756
00:35:56,612 --> 00:35:58,114
Sugar? You in there?
757
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:02,243
Will you stop being
so terrified,
758
00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:03,411
this is supposed to be fun.
759
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:05,163
Have you seen how sharp
these skates are?
760
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:06,414
Alright look.
761
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:07,456
Whenever I get nervous
before I go on stage
762
00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:10,376
I just imagine I'm
somewhere else -
763
00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:12,211
like making pancakes
with my mom.
764
00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:13,254
It relaxes me, you should
try it sometime.
765
00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:15,840
Last time I made
pancakes with my mum
766
00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:17,925
I set off every smoke
alarm for about a mile.
767
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:18,885
You don't like your family?
768
00:36:18,968 --> 00:36:21,304
I love my family,
it's just ...
769
00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:25,516
My sister wants me to be
put in a lab and tested.
770
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,643
My dad wishes I could
score the winning goal
771
00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:29,437
at the world cup and my mum
772
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,522
still basically thinks I'm a
work in progress.
773
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:32,440
I'm kind of a disappointment.
774
00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:35,568
I'm sure they
love you really.
775
00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:36,777
This Christmas
they're replacing me
776
00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:37,862
with another boy.
777
00:36:37,945 --> 00:36:38,654
No way!
778
00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:40,698
Yeah, my mum's due any day now
779
00:36:40,781 --> 00:36:42,617
and my baby brother's all
they can talk about.
780
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,368
Okay I thought you
were being serious.
781
00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:45,494
I am!
782
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:48,205
I bet you they call him
"Hank Two Point Oh",
783
00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:49,582
"New and Improved".
784
00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:51,459
Okay then forget about your
home and think about
785
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:53,336
somewhere else that
makes you happy.
786
00:36:55,796 --> 00:36:56,714
[they laugh]
787
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:07,350
[more laughter]
788
00:37:07,433 --> 00:37:08,434
Where did you go?
789
00:37:08,517 --> 00:37:11,312
The Spicy Salami,
the family deli.
790
00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:12,313
With my granddad.
It's my favourite place.
791
00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:14,065
Well it worked,
you're skating!
792
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:18,027
That's amazing!
How did you do that?
793
00:37:18,110 --> 00:37:20,446
[Hayden laughs]
794
00:37:21,822 --> 00:37:22,698
[laughter]
795
00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:30,998
[slow motion: Woooaaahhhh!]
796
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,041
Woah!
797
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,341
Hayden! I am so so sorry!
798
00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:42,510
Are you okay?
Please be okay.
799
00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:47,098
[Hayden laughs]
800
00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:53,354
Skating is SO
not your thing!
801
00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:55,189
Ooh! Help me!
I'm Hank!
802
00:37:55,272 --> 00:37:57,900
And I was really starting
to like you.
803
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,826
Hey, it's Hayden Chase!
804
00:38:06,909 --> 00:38:09,161
[CAMERA CLICKS & CROWD CHATTER]
805
00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:16,502
Those are your fans?!
806
00:38:16,585 --> 00:38:18,921
I thought they'd rip us apart.
807
00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:21,007
Oh it's all part of the job,
I guess.
808
00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:22,633
It was like one of
those wildlife shows
809
00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:24,468
where the hyenas jump on
the cute gazelle
810
00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:26,178
You calling me cute?
811
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:28,973
[nervous chuckle]
812
00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:30,725
I'll take that
as a yes.
813
00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:38,357
Did you see that?
814
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,526
Please tell
me you saw that.
815
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:04,383
Did I ever tell you
I grew up on a ranch?
816
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:09,472
My daddy gave me a
pony for my tenth birthday.
817
00:39:09,555 --> 00:39:13,976
Her coat was so white
I called her Snowflake.
818
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:17,688
I loved her so much
some nights
819
00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:19,231
I used to sneak down and sleep
in the stable with her.
820
00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:24,111
Then one day
out of the blue...
821
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:27,865
she bit my hand.
822
00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:31,410
She near took
my finger off.
823
00:39:32,369 --> 00:39:35,581
My daddy said
she'd gone bad,
824
00:39:35,664 --> 00:39:39,251
that we had to send her to
the big ranch in the sky.
825
00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:43,130
I begged him
not to do it....
826
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:45,925
but in the end,
like he said,
827
00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:47,593
"when they
turn on you,
828
00:39:47,676 --> 00:39:49,720
you gotta show
them who's boss".
829
00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:57,019
Don't you ever
bite me again.
830
00:39:57,103 --> 00:39:58,771
Do I make
myself clear?
831
00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:02,149
Now give me your phone.
832
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,736
We don't want you
running off with that boy.
833
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:08,531
Zipzer, was it?
834
00:40:08,614 --> 00:40:10,282
Guard this door,
don't let her leave.
835
00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:26,173
Look! There!
836
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:27,967
That's my arm!
837
00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:28,759
See I was with Hayden.
838
00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,761
That could be anyone's arm.
839
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:31,679
You are losing it. Seriously.
840
00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:34,557
Okay first positions everyone.
841
00:40:38,602 --> 00:40:41,105
You'll never be able to pull
this sleigh on your own Zipzer.
842
00:40:41,188 --> 00:40:42,606
You're too weak.
843
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:46,110
Okay One house down,
two billion to go.
844
00:40:46,193 --> 00:40:49,738
Rudie can you can pull
this sleigh by yourself?
845
00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:51,031
All aboard Santa!
846
00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:52,825
We've got plenty of
presents to deliver --
847
00:40:52,908 --> 00:40:54,451
all across the world!
848
00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:55,452
Let's go!
849
00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:58,372
I'm in!
850
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,380
[derisive laugh]
851
00:41:10,759 --> 00:41:12,595
Woah!
852
00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:13,345
I'm so sorry.
853
00:41:15,472 --> 00:41:17,308
Oooohhhh OoooHhhhh..!
854
00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:21,687
Oooh... Oooh...
855
00:41:21,770 --> 00:41:24,815
If you have any questions my
door is always open.
856
00:41:30,779 --> 00:41:31,864
...Hoooooooo!
857
00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:35,367
It gives me no pleasure to
tell you I told you so.
858
00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:37,703
Who am I kidding?
859
00:41:37,786 --> 00:41:38,204
I've never been happier.
860
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,835
Ah, now, now will you
call the ambulance,
861
00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:45,252
or shall I?
862
00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:48,756
Ho?
863
00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:51,342
You are despicable,
everything about you.
864
00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,765
He fired me from
MY own musical!
865
00:41:57,848 --> 00:41:59,350
What? He can't do that!
866
00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:00,601
What's gonna happen
to the show?
867
00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:02,728
I don't know! And he did!
868
00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:09,777
Lose the sleigh:
much too dangerous.
869
00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:12,529
We're going to try
something different.
870
00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:15,074
Miss Adolf! Anybody
but Miss Adolf!
871
00:42:15,157 --> 00:42:16,492
Silence at the back!
872
00:42:16,575 --> 00:42:19,203
I've got a lot of work to do
873
00:42:19,286 --> 00:42:21,622
knocking this monstrosity
into shape.
874
00:42:21,705 --> 00:42:23,249
This is a masterpiece!
875
00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:25,209
Don't you change one note.
876
00:42:25,292 --> 00:42:26,752
That would be like
painting a m...
877
00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:29,129
a moustache on
the Mona Lisa!
878
00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:31,715
Beethoven's Fifth
is a masterpiece.
879
00:42:31,799 --> 00:42:33,968
The Nutcracker Suite
is a masterpiece.
880
00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:37,263
This is an assault
on Christmas.
881
00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:39,431
I'm begging you,
don't ruin it!
882
00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:41,934
I'm going to rescue it.
883
00:42:42,017 --> 00:42:47,564
That would be like the
iceberg rescuing the Titanic.
884
00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:51,777
Toodle oooh Mr. Clause.
885
00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:59,868
You can't give up!
This is your show!
886
00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:02,246
Hank sometimes you win,
sometimes you lose.
887
00:43:02,329 --> 00:43:03,998
Sometimes you play
Glastonbury,
888
00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:06,000
sometimes you get stuck
in the portaloo
889
00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:07,793
and you never make it
to the stage.
890
00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:09,837
Oh yes! That happened.
891
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,047
What if I say I won't do it?
892
00:43:12,131 --> 00:43:12,965
They can't put it on
without Rudolph?
893
00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:15,968
This is your
moment to shine.
894
00:43:16,051 --> 00:43:18,095
I need you to make
that show fabulous!
895
00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:19,513
I will. By getting you
your musical back.
896
00:43:19,596 --> 00:43:21,932
Wait!
897
00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:24,560
Wait! No! No! Hank!
898
00:43:24,643 --> 00:43:28,480
Oh I have to work on this
teacher/pupil obedience thing.
899
00:43:30,774 --> 00:43:31,442
Oh!
900
00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:33,986
Why?
901
00:43:37,156 --> 00:43:38,157
Hello?
902
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:41,035
Oh erm, yes, yes,
there's a lot of dust.
903
00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:42,119
I'm just checking.
904
00:43:43,662 --> 00:43:44,705
Dust.
905
00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:45,664
I know how to impress
the inspectors.
906
00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:47,833
You're moving to
a new school?!
907
00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:49,543
No. But I can get
Hayden Chase
908
00:43:49,626 --> 00:43:51,879
to sing in the
Christmas Show.
909
00:43:51,962 --> 00:43:52,755
Oh and I can
get the Queen
910
00:43:52,838 --> 00:43:54,882
to tap dance
with penguins.
911
00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:56,550
You can?!
912
00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:00,471
Oh. But I really CAN get
Hayden Chase - she's my friend!
913
00:44:00,554 --> 00:44:01,555
Ridiculous! What are you? Six?
914
00:44:01,638 --> 00:44:04,516
You're nothing. No-one.
915
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:08,771
Stars like Hayden Chase
don't even know you exist.
916
00:44:08,854 --> 00:44:10,105
Lucky for them!
917
00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:13,233
Now get out of my sight before
I give you detention -
918
00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:14,318
for a whole year!
919
00:44:14,401 --> 00:44:16,028
If I can get Hayden to do it,
920
00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:18,280
will you put Mr. Rock back in
charge of the show?
921
00:44:18,364 --> 00:44:19,823
Oh I'll do one
better.
922
00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:21,825
If Hayden Chase sings
in our musical -
923
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:23,535
I'll eat my socks in front
of the whole school.
924
00:44:23,619 --> 00:44:25,579
You heard it here first!
925
00:44:28,874 --> 00:44:30,793
Out with the new
and in with the old.
926
00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:33,295
You can't go wrong
with a classic.
927
00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:34,755
But the show's on Saturday!
928
00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:36,799
I've got an IQ of a
hundred and forty six
929
00:44:36,882 --> 00:44:38,717
and even I couldn't
rehearse a whole new play
930
00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:39,927
in two days!
931
00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:42,930
Where there's a will
there's a way Emily.
932
00:44:43,013 --> 00:44:44,264
Now let's show the inspectors
933
00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:46,433
what Westbrook really stands
for.
934
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:47,851
Indecisiveness?
935
00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:52,314
Tradition. Ohh...
936
00:44:53,899 --> 00:44:55,651
Hi Hayden,
it's me Hank.
937
00:44:55,734 --> 00:44:56,902
Again.
938
00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:58,445
Are you getting any of
these messages?
939
00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:00,114
I really need
you to call me back,
940
00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:01,240
it's kind of urgent.
941
00:45:01,323 --> 00:45:02,741
I've got a massive
favour to ask.
942
00:45:02,825 --> 00:45:04,284
Dude, this isn't funny
anymore.
943
00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:06,286
You know it actually wasn't
that funny to begin with.
944
00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:07,788
Why isn't she calling me back?
945
00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:09,623
Maybe her phone's broken?
946
00:45:09,706 --> 00:45:12,042
Maybe you need to
leave planet Hank
947
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,877
and join the rest of
us back on Earth.
948
00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:14,962
I know! I'll go to the hotel
949
00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:16,380
and ask her face to face.
950
00:45:16,463 --> 00:45:17,464
Hank! Getting into
more trouble
951
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:18,966
isn't going to help
Mr. Rock or you.
952
00:45:19,049 --> 00:45:20,092
You're wasting your
time anyway.
953
00:45:20,175 --> 00:45:21,969
She's singing in City
Square tonight.
954
00:45:22,052 --> 00:45:25,055
Tell Mum and Dad
I'm rehearsing late!
955
00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:26,223
"She's singing in City
Square tonight."
956
00:45:26,306 --> 00:45:27,975
Why didn't you just
call him a cab?
957
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:29,810
I don't sounds like
that, just so you know.
958
00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:30,978
Come on, big mouth.
959
00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:32,730
We need to find someone to
stop him.
960
00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:35,524
Wait a minute.
961
00:45:35,607 --> 00:45:36,650
This is like looking for a
snowball in a blizzard!
962
00:45:36,733 --> 00:45:37,693
We should split up.
963
00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:40,070
No. No.
964
00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,864
No - the last thing we need is
more snowballs.
965
00:45:41,947 --> 00:45:43,073
Were gonna stick together.
966
00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:43,991
My guess is he'll
be near the stage.
967
00:45:44,074 --> 00:45:46,493
Alright, that's a good idea.
968
00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:47,995
If that true, we're
going old school.
969
00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:00,757
Ow!
970
00:46:00,841 --> 00:46:01,800
I want my
phone back.
971
00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:04,178
I need to call my mom.
972
00:46:04,261 --> 00:46:06,972
I called her for you.
973
00:46:07,055 --> 00:46:09,349
I told her you were having the
time of your life.
974
00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:11,185
She and your pop say 'hi'.
975
00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:11,643
Now make the magic happen.
976
00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:18,317
What are you doing?
977
00:46:19,276 --> 00:46:20,777
Making pancakes.
978
00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:32,915
[crowd roars]
979
00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:38,879
Thank you for coming
out tonight.
980
00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:41,215
It's so good to see
all of you.
981
00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:42,633
Hayden! Over here!
It's me, Hank!
982
00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:48,639
♪ Snow is falling,
sleighbells ring, ♪
983
00:46:48,722 --> 00:46:52,059
♪ Christmas Eve
and children sing, ♪
984
00:46:52,142 --> 00:46:55,270
♪ I should feel joy
but not tonight. ♪
985
00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:59,316
♪ Cos your not here
and that ain't right. ♪
986
00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:03,862
♪ We were king and
queen of prom. ♪
987
00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:07,324
♪ My first love were
have you gone? ♪
988
00:47:07,407 --> 00:47:09,785
♪ I hold you close
here in my arms ♪
989
00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:13,872
♪ It was always you right
from the start. ♪
990
00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:18,085
♪ I've hung my
stocking, made my list, ♪
991
00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:21,922
♪ hoping Santa
hears my wish. ♪
992
00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:25,259
♪ Snow falling
from above. ♪
993
00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:28,470
♪ Far from the
one I love. ♪
994
00:47:28,554 --> 00:47:30,681
♪ All I need to
make it right ♪
995
00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:34,768
♪ is to see your
face tonight. ♪
996
00:47:34,851 --> 00:47:37,145
How can you not
like this one?!
997
00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,356
I think I'm allergic
to her voice.
998
00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:40,732
Coming through...
999
00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:42,943
Hank. Excuse me.
1000
00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:46,446
Wow... Great shoes.
Great shoes.
1001
00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:48,282
Hank!
1002
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:54,830
Hayden over here!
1003
00:47:54,913 --> 00:47:58,959
♪ Choirs sing and
snowball fights. ♪
1004
00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:02,296
♪ Mistletoe and
fairy lights. ♪
1005
00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:03,547
Hayden!
1006
00:48:03,630 --> 00:48:06,633
♪ I would give up
all of these, ♪
1007
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:09,636
♪ I'd even give up
Christmas trees. ♪
1008
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:12,931
♪ I've hung my
stocking made my list, ♪
1009
00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:15,100
♪ hopeing Santa hears my wish. ♪
1010
00:48:15,183 --> 00:48:17,269
Hayden! Help!
1011
00:48:17,352 --> 00:48:18,770
♪ Snow falling from above ♪
1012
00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:23,191
♪ Far from the one I love. ♪
1013
00:48:23,275 --> 00:48:25,694
♪ All I need to make it right ♪
1014
00:48:25,777 --> 00:48:31,199
♪ is to see your
face tonight ♪
1015
00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:33,744
Hank! Hank! Hank!
1016
00:48:33,827 --> 00:48:37,497
He was right here.
1017
00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:39,625
Hank! Hello there.
1018
00:48:41,501 --> 00:48:47,341
(muffled) ♪ Come on home
this Christmas time
1019
00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:48,383
Hank!
1020
00:48:51,511 --> 00:48:53,639
The wire!
1021
00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:55,974
[electrical bursts]
Uh oh.
1022
00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:03,565
It's like bumfire night.
1023
00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:04,650
Bonfire.
1024
00:49:04,733 --> 00:49:05,901
Oh.
1025
00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:14,993
Hank?! Is that you?
1026
00:49:15,077 --> 00:49:16,703
What in the blue blasers
1027
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:19,623
is rodeo clown doing here?
1028
00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:25,671
Graaaab him!
1029
00:49:40,435 --> 00:49:41,687
See?
1030
00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:43,397
I told you my life was a
disaster!
1031
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,400
And I never want to see a
snowman ever again..
1032
00:49:46,483 --> 00:49:49,152
[uptempo music]
1033
00:50:01,289 --> 00:50:02,666
You three. You're
coming with us.
1034
00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:05,168
This is not the way to
Buckingham Palace?
1035
00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:12,300
You're fired! And I
mean it this time!
1036
00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:17,556
[POLICE CAMERA FLASHING]
1037
00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:28,734
Oh yes this is lovely.
1038
00:50:28,817 --> 00:50:30,444
You alright?
1039
00:50:30,527 --> 00:50:33,196
Hum! Where gonna
need a bigger pot.
1040
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,990
[PHONE RINGS]
1041
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,534
Hello Maternity Ward.
1042
00:50:37,617 --> 00:50:40,036
Nurse Stanley Zipzer on duty.
1043
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,039
What do you mean
he's been arrested?!
1044
00:50:53,550 --> 00:50:54,134
Dad?
1045
00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:57,304
Yeah, that, that's my boy.
1046
00:51:05,395 --> 00:51:07,981
Wow.
1047
00:51:08,064 --> 00:51:12,068
This is a new low,
isn't it?
1048
00:51:12,152 --> 00:51:14,780
Even for you Hank.
1049
00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:20,660
You've let me down,
you let your Mum down.
1050
00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:23,789
You let the
birthing pool down.
1051
00:51:24,873 --> 00:51:27,834
Why can't you just
stop and think
1052
00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:30,337
for once before you
launch yourself into
1053
00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:32,839
these stupid escapades?
1054
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:37,010
You see these walls?
1055
00:51:37,093 --> 00:51:40,597
Do you want this
to be your future?
1056
00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:48,522
I'm sorry dad, it was
an accident.
1057
00:51:50,315 --> 00:51:56,696
Yeah, yeah I suppose
it probably was.
1058
00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:59,699
C'mon son, let's
get you home. Eh?
1059
00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,042
Well done, you finally
made the news.
1060
00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:12,671
TAMMY: Oh well Hayden
wants y'all to know
1061
00:52:12,754 --> 00:52:15,674
she's A-okay after
last night's rumpus.
1062
00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:16,925
As for the loser that caused
all this hullabaloo,
1063
00:52:17,008 --> 00:52:19,845
I'm happy to say that Hayden
1064
00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:22,514
doesn't know him
from applesauce.
1065
00:52:22,597 --> 00:52:24,683
It seems he's a stalker.
1066
00:52:24,766 --> 00:52:26,393
She must be talking about
someone else.
1067
00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:28,311
Hayden knows me.
1068
00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:30,814
He goes by the name
of Hank Zipzer.
1069
00:52:30,897 --> 00:52:32,399
Maybe there's another
Hank Zipzer?!
1070
00:52:32,482 --> 00:52:33,358
NEWSREADER: A pupil of
Westbrook school
1071
00:52:33,441 --> 00:52:35,569
was arrested last night and...
1072
00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:38,363
You can't even be a
successful criminal.
1073
00:52:45,412 --> 00:52:48,748
So it wasn't enough
for you to send
1074
00:52:48,832 --> 00:52:50,250
the school inspectors
on a sleigh ride
1075
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,877
to the hospital?
1076
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,503
I didn't mean to do that.
I was...
1077
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:56,464
You didn't think,
you went far enough
1078
00:52:56,548 --> 00:53:00,594
to ensure that Westbrook
Academy's reputation
1079
00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:01,511
was in ruins?!
1080
00:53:01,595 --> 00:53:03,638
You know what I
was trying to...
1081
00:53:03,722 --> 00:53:05,098
So what does he go and do?
1082
00:53:05,181 --> 00:53:08,685
He goes and gets
himself arrested!
1083
00:53:08,768 --> 00:53:11,187
With three pupils!
In school uniform!
1084
00:53:11,271 --> 00:53:13,940
To be perfectly clear,
1085
00:53:14,024 --> 00:53:15,025
I was not in school uniform.
1086
00:53:15,108 --> 00:53:18,778
This may be the
season of goodwill.
1087
00:53:18,862 --> 00:53:20,322
Look at that
Christmas Crackers.
1088
00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:21,823
That's very smart!
1089
00:53:21,907 --> 00:53:23,199
But not for you music man.
1090
00:53:23,283 --> 00:53:26,328
Under the powers
vested in me as
1091
00:53:26,411 --> 00:53:28,371
Commander-in-Chief
of this school,
1092
00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:29,372
I declare that you...
1093
00:53:29,456 --> 00:53:33,793
Woah. Woah. Woah.
Let's talk this out.
1094
00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:35,378
I love these kids.
1095
00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:38,256
I love my job. I love
this school.
1096
00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:43,845
Please! Don't fire me!
1097
00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:46,723
I'm asking you.
1098
00:53:53,146 --> 00:53:54,105
I thought I fired
you, already?
1099
00:53:54,189 --> 00:53:56,441
Me? No, that would of been
1100
00:53:56,524 --> 00:53:58,526
one of the other
security guards.
1101
00:54:01,696 --> 00:54:05,158
He goes by the name
of Hank Zipzer.
1102
00:54:05,241 --> 00:54:07,077
Okay darling.
1103
00:54:08,578 --> 00:54:10,789
We got a conference
at ten for the launch
1104
00:54:10,872 --> 00:54:12,332
of your toy doll.
1105
00:54:12,415 --> 00:54:13,333
Put on an outfit to match.
1106
00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:15,919
Why did you say
he was a stalker?
1107
00:54:16,002 --> 00:54:16,878
He's my friend!
1108
00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:19,589
That boy's dumber
than a box of rocks!
1109
00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,967
I bet he can barely
write his own name.
1110
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:27,514
I want to go home
for Christmas.
1111
00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:28,515
And I want to look twenty
years younger honey,
1112
00:54:28,598 --> 00:54:30,976
but even my plastic
surgeon says
1113
00:54:31,059 --> 00:54:32,143
that ain't gonna happen.
1114
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,980
I really need to
see my family.
1115
00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:36,356
And you will.
1116
00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:39,067
Just as soon as
this tour is over.
1117
00:54:39,859 --> 00:54:42,612
Oh, cheer up honey,
1118
00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:45,365
I'm sure they got
tinsel in Tokyo.
1119
00:54:45,448 --> 00:54:47,075
[phone rings]
1120
00:54:47,158 --> 00:54:50,161
Hey Lou! Great job
on the doll.
1121
00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:55,625
Huh, well how much shelf
space are we getting?
1122
00:54:57,043 --> 00:55:00,171
I know exactly how you
feel trapped in there.
1123
00:55:03,633 --> 00:55:05,719
I'm so, so, so sorry guys.
1124
00:55:05,802 --> 00:55:07,303
What did your parents say?
1125
00:55:14,644 --> 00:55:16,312
Look at Zitzer! Loser!
1126
00:55:16,396 --> 00:55:19,524
How's Hayden? Stalker!
1127
00:55:20,525 --> 00:55:21,443
Loser.
1128
00:55:21,526 --> 00:55:26,072
A stalker at Westbrook -
the shame of it.
1129
00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:28,158
And during an inspection!
1130
00:55:28,241 --> 00:55:31,077
Sadly, I cannot
expel you because
1131
00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:32,871
it wasn't an official trip.
1132
00:55:32,954 --> 00:55:34,164
But one more mistake,
like that Zipzer,
1133
00:55:34,247 --> 00:55:38,168
you are o.u.t. o.f. h.e.r.e.
1134
00:55:38,251 --> 00:55:41,337
You work it out!
1135
00:55:44,632 --> 00:55:48,178
Hi. How are you both?
1136
00:55:52,807 --> 00:55:54,601
You're moving to
a new classroom?
1137
00:55:54,684 --> 00:55:56,686
No. No. I'm starting
a new life.
1138
00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:59,022
They fired me.
1139
00:56:00,148 --> 00:56:01,566
This is all my fault.
1140
00:56:01,649 --> 00:56:02,817
You must hate me.
1141
00:56:02,901 --> 00:56:04,069
I don't hate you!
1142
00:56:04,152 --> 00:56:05,278
I never thought I
would make it this far.
1143
00:56:05,361 --> 00:56:07,238
I thought they were
gonna fire me
1144
00:56:07,322 --> 00:56:09,282
after the first week.
1145
00:56:09,365 --> 00:56:11,951
Hey! You want a harmonica?
1146
00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:14,954
Bob Dylan gave it me I
never got the hang of it.
1147
00:56:17,165 --> 00:56:20,168
I am so useless. I
mess everything up.
1148
00:56:21,711 --> 00:56:25,131
1973, Denver. Look at that.
1149
00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:26,216
You believe it.
1150
00:56:26,299 --> 00:56:28,635
Me and The Flaming Rhinos
were on tour,
1151
00:56:28,718 --> 00:56:30,386
it's my turn to drive the van.
1152
00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:31,971
We get out stretch our legs,
1153
00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:35,141
and nincompoop here
forgets the handbrake.
1154
00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:37,310
All of a sudden I'm watching
in horror the bus
1155
00:56:37,393 --> 00:56:40,980
is going down the hill,
into a lake.
1156
00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:41,981
Glug, glug, glug.
1157
00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:43,233
D'you ever see a bass
guitar drowning?
1158
00:56:43,316 --> 00:56:46,820
It's heart-breaking.
1159
00:56:46,903 --> 00:56:47,654
We didn't give up.
1160
00:56:47,737 --> 00:56:49,864
Oh no we begged,
we borrowed,
1161
00:56:49,948 --> 00:56:53,118
we got a new van, got new
equipment and we toured again,
1162
00:56:53,201 --> 00:56:55,662
we did not give up
and neither are you.
1163
00:56:55,745 --> 00:57:02,001
Hank, you are a clever,
inventive smart young man.
1164
00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:03,837
And just because reading,
writing and maths
1165
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:05,588
might be
hard for you,
1166
00:57:05,672 --> 00:57:09,134
it has nothing to do with
how brilliant you are.
1167
00:57:10,385 --> 00:57:15,682
I'm starting a new life and
you are gonna be okay.
1168
00:57:21,896 --> 00:57:27,068
[mean school-mate chatter]
1169
00:57:38,204 --> 00:57:41,541
♪ I feel like
Sleeping Beauty ♪
1170
00:57:41,624 --> 00:57:45,003
♪ Black thorns
are closing in ♪
1171
00:57:45,086 --> 00:57:48,256
♪ Locked in my
perfect palace ♪
1172
00:57:48,339 --> 00:57:50,300
♪ Wishing my life
could begin, ♪
1173
00:57:50,383 --> 00:57:55,471
♪ but wishing never works it
just adds to all the hurt. ♪
1174
00:57:55,555 --> 00:58:01,227
♪ And the truth is,
I'm under your spell. ♪
1175
00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:07,066
♪ Can't ever break free,
but your not here. ♪
1176
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:09,402
♪ To fight my fear don't
leave me here. ♪
1177
00:58:09,485 --> 00:58:12,405
♪ I'm under your spell. ♪
1178
00:58:12,488 --> 00:58:19,037
♪ Can't ever break free,
but you're not here. ♪
1179
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:24,500
♪ To fight my fear don't
leave me here with me. ♪
1180
00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:30,548
♪ Can't ever break free.
Oh no... ♪
1181
00:58:33,593 --> 00:58:36,930
Okay honey the car is...
1182
00:58:41,017 --> 00:58:42,810
Fired?
1183
00:58:50,818 --> 00:58:52,070
This play sucks!
1184
00:58:52,153 --> 00:58:53,529
Why can't we do Rudolph the
Rock 'n' Roll Reindeer?
1185
00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:56,908
For so many reasons.
1186
00:58:56,991 --> 00:58:59,369
You do realise it's
aerodynamically
1187
00:58:59,452 --> 00:59:01,287
impossible for
reindeer to fly?
1188
00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:02,330
Who cares? It's
more fun than this!
1189
00:59:02,413 --> 00:59:05,792
Christmas isn't about fun,
1190
00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:09,128
it's about celebrating good
old-fashioned values.
1191
00:59:09,212 --> 00:59:11,256
Like not firing Mr. Rock
just because
1192
00:59:11,339 --> 00:59:13,216
he was trying to help Hank?
1193
00:59:13,299 --> 00:59:14,968
Like obedience to authority
1194
00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:15,969
and respect for your elders.
1195
00:59:16,052 --> 00:59:18,596
Oh yeah? Well we're
going on strike
1196
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,598
until Mr. Rock is reinstated.
1197
00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:23,685
[chanting]
We want Rock! We want Rock!
1198
00:59:23,768 --> 00:59:25,687
We want Rock! We want Rock!
1199
00:59:25,770 --> 00:59:26,896
Silence!
1200
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:28,481
Back on the stage! All of you!
1201
00:59:28,564 --> 00:59:31,567
Right now! This is your
last warning!
1202
00:59:31,651 --> 00:59:38,783
[chanting continues]
1203
00:59:38,866 --> 00:59:42,078
Very well, we'll do the
show without them.
1204
00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:45,623
But Nick can't play all
sixteen parts by himself.
1205
00:59:45,707 --> 00:59:47,583
I am very versatile.
1206
00:59:47,667 --> 00:59:49,335
You're really not.
1207
00:59:49,419 --> 00:59:52,171
Please, Miss. Go outside
and talk to them.
1208
00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:55,258
I refuse to negotiate
with anarchists.
1209
00:59:55,341 --> 00:59:58,052
Okay let's take
it from the top.
1210
01:00:00,096 --> 01:00:02,849
[customers shout & chatter]
1211
01:00:02,932 --> 01:00:04,475
Uno alla volta! One at a time!
1212
01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:08,855
Don't make me use
the squirty cream.
1213
01:00:10,773 --> 01:00:13,276
Hank! My hero!
1214
01:00:13,359 --> 01:00:16,654
Clear those plates and
wash up, will you?
1215
01:00:16,738 --> 01:00:19,615
At least Papa Pete's
still pleased to see me.
1216
01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:21,826
Hands off!
1217
01:00:21,909 --> 01:00:25,621
My last panettone
is for Mrs Trapani.
1218
01:00:27,248 --> 01:00:30,710
Save yourself while
you still can, Mrs Trapani!
1219
01:00:32,754 --> 01:00:33,963
Buon Natale.
1220
01:00:34,756 --> 01:00:36,799
Do you know a Hank Zipzer?
1221
01:00:40,094 --> 01:00:41,637
Hi.
1222
01:00:43,973 --> 01:00:47,518
Hayden! I, I don't...
what are you...
1223
01:00:47,602 --> 01:00:50,355
it's so good to see you!
1224
01:00:50,438 --> 01:00:52,315
I just really wanted
to apologise
1225
01:00:52,398 --> 01:00:54,025
for the whole
'stalker' thing.
1226
01:00:54,108 --> 01:00:55,318
Tammy was way out of line.
1227
01:00:55,401 --> 01:00:56,527
How did you find me?
1228
01:00:56,611 --> 01:00:58,905
You told me this was your
happy place, remember?
1229
01:00:58,988 --> 01:01:01,032
So what were you doing
crawling under the stage?
1230
01:01:01,115 --> 01:01:03,534
I err, needed to
ask you something
1231
01:01:03,618 --> 01:01:04,994
but it doesn't matter now.
1232
01:01:05,078 --> 01:01:06,371
What? Tell me.
1233
01:01:06,454 --> 01:01:08,539
I messed up, that's what I do.
1234
01:01:08,623 --> 01:01:12,377
I mess up people's lives
and make them worse.
1235
01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:13,461
It's the one thing
I'm really good at.
1236
01:01:13,544 --> 01:01:15,963
That and rocking an apron.
1237
01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:19,342
Here let me help you
with the dishes.
1238
01:01:19,425 --> 01:01:21,094
You've got much better
things to be doing
1239
01:01:21,177 --> 01:01:23,096
than washing up
here with me.
1240
01:01:23,179 --> 01:01:25,223
No. I don't.
1241
01:01:25,306 --> 01:01:27,183
You know I really like
hanging out with you Hank.
1242
01:01:27,266 --> 01:01:28,768
You're the only person I know
1243
01:01:28,851 --> 01:01:30,061
that doesn't want
anything from me.
1244
01:01:30,144 --> 01:01:32,855
Tammy will be furious if she
finds out you're here.
1245
01:01:32,939 --> 01:01:36,025
I just realised
Tammy's always mad.
1246
01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:38,277
Now I'm gonna choose who
my friends are, not her.
1247
01:01:38,361 --> 01:01:40,947
I choose you.
1248
01:01:42,990 --> 01:01:46,035
I am the ghost of
Jacob Marley.
1249
01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:47,328
It cannot be!
1250
01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:49,747
You died seven years ago
this Christmas Eve.
1251
01:01:49,831 --> 01:01:54,627
Woah. You will be
visited by three ghosts.
1252
01:01:54,710 --> 01:01:56,629
I can't do this,
it's impossible.
1253
01:01:56,712 --> 01:01:58,631
Impossible is winning
the Eighty Eight
1254
01:01:58,714 --> 01:02:01,926
Fencing World Championships
1255
01:02:02,009 --> 01:02:04,470
with a broken epe
and chronic diarrhea.
1256
01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:06,222
Then you do it.
1257
01:02:11,310 --> 01:02:13,563
Children today
have no backbone.
1258
01:02:15,940 --> 01:02:16,899
Pathetic!
1259
01:02:35,084 --> 01:02:37,295
Don't even think
about asking.
1260
01:02:37,378 --> 01:02:38,546
Oh. Very well, then I SHALL
play all the parts.
1261
01:02:40,756 --> 01:02:44,010
At least with my
performance Dickens' words
1262
01:02:44,093 --> 01:02:49,140
will be en-un-ci- ate-ed
with per-fect cla-ri-ty.
1263
01:02:54,687 --> 01:02:57,815
A little something for you,
1264
01:02:57,899 --> 01:02:59,859
you two saved my life!
1265
01:02:59,942 --> 01:03:02,945
Papa Pete makes the
best pasta in London.
1266
01:03:04,197 --> 01:03:06,073
The world!
1267
01:03:06,157 --> 01:03:08,201
My grandson says
the nicest things.
1268
01:03:08,284 --> 01:03:09,827
Oh wow. This is amazing.
1269
01:03:09,911 --> 01:03:13,372
And he has excellent
choice in friends.
1270
01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:17,418
Hayden! Hayden Chase!
1271
01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:20,213
It's Hayden Chase!
1272
01:03:20,296 --> 01:03:22,381
♪ I don't want to
be your flower girl, ♪
1273
01:03:22,465 --> 01:03:24,300
♪ a pretty thing
for you to twirl ♪
1274
01:03:24,383 --> 01:03:26,052
I am so sorry I
didn't believe you!
1275
01:03:26,135 --> 01:03:28,471
I will eat my socks
right now!
1276
01:03:28,554 --> 01:03:30,223
Sorry, no
consumption of food
1277
01:03:30,306 --> 01:03:32,350
not purchased on
the premises.
1278
01:03:32,433 --> 01:03:34,519
I'm so excited
you're gonna be
1279
01:03:34,602 --> 01:03:36,979
in our school show!
1280
01:03:37,063 --> 01:03:37,980
What show?
1281
01:03:38,064 --> 01:03:39,232
It's Hayden Chase everyone!
1282
01:03:39,315 --> 01:03:41,901
She's singing at Westbrook
Christmas Show!
1283
01:03:41,984 --> 01:03:43,986
Get tickets! Tell everyone!
1284
01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:45,154
Hayden Chase!
1285
01:03:49,325 --> 01:03:50,826
One more.
1286
01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:52,537
Oh Hayden Chase!
1287
01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:54,163
Is Hayden, it's just Argh!!!
1288
01:03:54,247 --> 01:03:57,917
Hayden Chase! Zipzer!
What a result!
1289
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:58,793
You came through!
1290
01:03:58,876 --> 01:04:03,172
Hank? What was
he talking about?
1291
01:04:03,256 --> 01:04:06,551
I was trying to help
my music teacher Mr. Rock.
1292
01:04:06,634 --> 01:04:09,095
I thought if you could sing
in the show then...
1293
01:04:09,178 --> 01:04:10,137
So that's what all this
has been about?
1294
01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:12,557
You just wanted
something from me?
1295
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,225
No, no it's, it's
not like that.
1296
01:04:14,308 --> 01:04:15,351
You know, I thought
you were different
1297
01:04:15,434 --> 01:04:17,436
and now you're just like
all the others.
1298
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:18,437
Please, let me explain.
1299
01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:21,107
No don't, Okay I've
heard it before.
1300
01:04:21,190 --> 01:04:23,234
Goodbye Hank.
1301
01:04:29,073 --> 01:04:32,076
She doesn't like my pasta?
1302
01:04:32,159 --> 01:04:33,536
She doesn't like me.
1303
01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:43,087
CHANTING:
I want Rock! I want Rock!
1304
01:04:43,170 --> 01:04:46,007
I feel so bad about
not believing Hank.
1305
01:04:46,090 --> 01:04:47,758
I feel bad we don't
have a show
1306
01:04:47,842 --> 01:04:48,718
for Hayden to sing in.
1307
01:04:48,801 --> 01:04:50,261
And for Hank, obviously.
1308
01:04:50,344 --> 01:04:51,345
Well, it's not over yet.
1309
01:04:51,429 --> 01:04:53,723
[chanting] We want Rock,
he's on our list.
1310
01:04:53,806 --> 01:04:55,266
Hoping you will hear our wish.
1311
01:04:55,349 --> 01:04:56,642
That's Hayden! You're
singing her Christmas hit!
1312
01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:58,394
[chanting] We want Rock,
he's on our list,
1313
01:04:58,477 --> 01:05:00,313
Hoping you will hear our wish!
1314
01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:00,938
How did that get
in my head?!
1315
01:05:01,022 --> 01:05:03,065
She's a witch.
1316
01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:04,442
It's the magic of Hayden.
1317
01:05:04,525 --> 01:05:04,734
No-one's immune!
1318
01:05:06,861 --> 01:05:08,821
RADIO DJ: Later on in the
show we've got the queen
1319
01:05:08,904 --> 01:05:12,950
of pop, Hayden Chase singing
live in the studio,
1320
01:05:13,034 --> 01:05:16,078
She is going to be right here.
1321
01:05:16,162 --> 01:05:18,664
How's that for an early
Christmas present.
1322
01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:26,505
I told you we should
have believed Hank.
1323
01:05:26,589 --> 01:05:28,132
Really?
1324
01:05:28,215 --> 01:05:30,843
I must have missed that piece
of parenting brilliance.
1325
01:05:30,926 --> 01:05:34,347
Oh ok, well I THOUGHT it.
1326
01:05:34,430 --> 01:05:36,182
If that Tammy knew
they were friends,
1327
01:05:36,265 --> 01:05:38,017
why would she call him
a stalker?
1328
01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:39,518
Cause she didn't
think that Hank
1329
01:05:39,602 --> 01:05:42,688
was good enough for
her precious star.
1330
01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:45,316
I tell you if I ever see that
massive-haired madam
1331
01:05:45,399 --> 01:05:46,400
I'm gonna...
1332
01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:49,528
Go into early labour
so calm down.
1333
01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:53,366
Keep breathing,
in, out, in,
1334
01:05:55,284 --> 01:05:57,453
out, big breaths.
1335
01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:00,289
This won't take a minute.
1336
01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:04,877
These instructions
make no sense.
1337
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:07,213
Thank you!
1338
01:06:07,296 --> 01:06:10,508
What so, now we've
got no cradle!
1339
01:06:10,591 --> 01:06:12,343
So, so were are we
gonna put the baby?!
1340
01:06:12,426 --> 01:06:13,636
He can't live in
here forever!
1341
01:06:13,719 --> 01:06:17,056
Oh, I will buy
you another one.
1342
01:06:17,139 --> 01:06:18,432
I'll help you choose.
1343
01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:23,396
I am the ghost of
Jacob Marley.
1344
01:06:23,479 --> 01:06:24,689
It cannot be!
1345
01:06:24,772 --> 01:06:26,649
You died seven years ago
this Christmas Eve.
1346
01:06:26,732 --> 01:06:29,527
You will be visited by three
ghosts.
1347
01:06:29,610 --> 01:06:30,528
No!
1348
01:06:30,611 --> 01:06:31,612
The ghost of Christmas Past...
1349
01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:32,822
No. No.
1350
01:06:32,905 --> 01:06:34,156
The ghost of Christmas
Present.
1351
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:35,157
And the ghost of...
1352
01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:37,034
Oh, Oh,
1353
01:06:37,118 --> 01:06:39,078
Argh!
1354
01:06:55,928 --> 01:07:01,767
I am the ghost of Christmas
Productions Yet to Come.
1355
01:07:04,854 --> 01:07:05,855
Who am I?
1356
01:07:07,356 --> 01:07:10,860
I am a soul of the night,
while I travel...
1357
01:07:10,943 --> 01:07:12,862
Just take a look, at what the
audience thinks
1358
01:07:12,945 --> 01:07:16,949
of what you've done.
1359
01:07:17,032 --> 01:07:20,786
Not exactly laughing in the
aisles, are they?
1360
01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:22,204
You know what they're
all thinking?
1361
01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:23,539
They love Dickens?
1362
01:07:23,622 --> 01:07:26,500
How quickly will this be over?
1363
01:07:26,584 --> 01:07:30,546
Don't be a Scrooge,
Miss Adolf.
1364
01:07:31,714 --> 01:07:36,177
Don't leave me!
Don't leave me!
1365
01:07:39,346 --> 01:07:42,057
B-b-b-b-bye...
1366
01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:45,644
Are you alright Miss Adolf?
1367
01:07:45,728 --> 01:07:48,814
No! I need to find Mr. Rock!
1368
01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:51,358
I have to save Christmas!
1369
01:07:51,442 --> 01:07:52,985
If I was a washed up
old music teacher,
1370
01:07:53,068 --> 01:07:55,946
where would I go...?
1371
01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:58,157
Do you want me to help you
fill it with water's
1372
01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,283
No, it's fine.
1373
01:07:59,366 --> 01:08:00,618
Alright.
1374
01:08:00,701 --> 01:08:02,661
I mean I would be the one
filling it, you know?
1375
01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:05,247
Knowing me I'd probably flood
the flat or something.
1376
01:08:05,331 --> 01:08:07,458
I mean I'd just, just
stand over here and watch.
1377
01:08:07,541 --> 01:08:10,085
No you can fill it
when the time comes.
1378
01:08:10,169 --> 01:08:11,086
Just for now your baby brother
1379
01:08:11,170 --> 01:08:14,173
doesn't seem in any
hurry to arrive.
1380
01:08:14,256 --> 01:08:16,717
Oh right, I thought...
1381
01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:20,346
Are you okay?
1382
01:08:21,472 --> 01:08:23,599
I'm sorry we didn't
believe you about Hayden.
1383
01:08:23,682 --> 01:08:24,850
It doesn't matter
now anyway.
1384
01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:25,976
We're not friends any more.
1385
01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:27,686
If that's because of that
manager of hers
1386
01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:28,687
I'm going to find her and...
1387
01:08:28,771 --> 01:08:32,274
No it was my fault.
I messed up...
1388
01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:35,694
again.
1389
01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:37,947
What happened? Come on,
tell me everything.
1390
01:08:39,698 --> 01:08:39,990
[Hank sighs]
1391
01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:48,833
♪ I fly around the world
singing my song. ♪
1392
01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:52,878
♪ Spreading the joy and
righting the wrongs. ♪
1393
01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:58,342
Of all the subways
in all the world
1394
01:08:58,425 --> 01:09:00,886
you have to choose mine
to walk through!
1395
01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:03,722
Mr. Joy thinks he's made
a mistake firing you
1396
01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:05,474
and thinks you
should come back
1397
01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:06,308
and put on your
musical tonight.
1398
01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:08,561
Oh, he's not a Dickens fan?
1399
01:09:08,644 --> 01:09:09,395
We felt on reflection
it was perhaps
1400
01:09:09,478 --> 01:09:12,982
a little too high brow.
1401
01:09:13,065 --> 01:09:15,067
And nothing to do with the
kids striking, huh?
1402
01:09:15,150 --> 01:09:17,403
Oh, yeah I heard
about that.
1403
01:09:17,486 --> 01:09:18,696
Go on then
have a gloat.
1404
01:09:18,779 --> 01:09:20,364
Let's get it
out of the way.
1405
01:09:20,447 --> 01:09:21,282
Roll up, roll up
and hear all about
1406
01:09:21,365 --> 01:09:25,161
Miss Adolf's
Dickens disaster!
1407
01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:29,790
I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to shout at you.
1408
01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:32,418
I've been under an
awful strain.
1409
01:09:32,501 --> 01:09:36,380
Please come back -
the production needs you!
1410
01:09:36,463 --> 01:09:37,548
[playing guitar]
1411
01:09:37,631 --> 01:09:38,924
I didn't catch what you said?
1412
01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:40,259
The school needs you!
1413
01:09:40,342 --> 01:09:41,385
What?
1414
01:09:41,468 --> 01:09:42,887
Okay, okay.
1415
01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:45,431
I need you! Alright?
1416
01:09:45,514 --> 01:09:47,600
Almost got it,
a little louder.
1417
01:09:47,683 --> 01:09:48,100
I SAID I NEED YOU.
1418
01:09:49,935 --> 01:09:52,062
NOT THE PRODUCTION.
NOT THE SCHOOL.
1419
01:09:52,146 --> 01:09:54,940
ME! I NEED YOU.
1420
01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:57,526
Well why didn't you say so!
Course I'll help!
1421
01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:58,319
Where are you going?
1422
01:09:58,402 --> 01:10:00,779
I'm in the middle of a gig,
1423
01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:02,239
I can't just walk away.
1424
01:10:02,323 --> 01:10:04,491
I could use a little help.
1425
01:10:04,575 --> 01:10:05,659
Oh no.
1426
01:10:05,743 --> 01:10:10,206
Y.E.S. Pick it up.
Come on.
1427
01:10:12,666 --> 01:10:13,959
Hit against your thighs.
1428
01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:15,419
Go on.
1429
01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:25,346
I tell you something
dancing, would be great...
1430
01:10:25,429 --> 01:10:27,681
You'll make a lot of
money dancing.
1431
01:10:27,765 --> 01:10:28,641
You are an insufferable
little man
1432
01:10:28,724 --> 01:10:31,602
and I curse the
day we ever met.
1433
01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:38,567
We shouldn't be here Mum.
1434
01:10:38,651 --> 01:10:40,486
You need to talk to her
1435
01:10:40,569 --> 01:10:41,820
before she flies out tonight.
1436
01:10:41,904 --> 01:10:42,947
I really don't.
1437
01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:43,989
Please can we just go?
1438
01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,199
Listen, if you don't tell
her how you feel,
1439
01:10:45,282 --> 01:10:47,493
you'll regret it.
1440
01:10:47,576 --> 01:10:48,535
I'm starting to regret being
here with you.
1441
01:10:48,619 --> 01:10:52,581
Oh sorry, I just had
to do that.
1442
01:10:52,665 --> 01:10:56,585
Ow... Erm no. I think it's
started it.
1443
01:10:56,669 --> 01:10:58,629
I'll have to sit down!
1444
01:11:02,675 --> 01:11:04,385
Shouldn't Rudolph
have bigger antlers?
1445
01:11:04,468 --> 01:11:06,178
I am the star of the show.
1446
01:11:06,261 --> 01:11:08,639
What do you think?
1447
01:11:08,722 --> 01:11:10,516
Your show, your decision.
1448
01:11:10,599 --> 01:11:12,309
We're gonna stay
with your antlers.
1449
01:11:12,393 --> 01:11:14,687
You know what I'm thinking?
1450
01:11:14,770 --> 01:11:17,064
I'm thinking we should go
much bigger antlers.
1451
01:11:19,149 --> 01:11:22,695
Remember when
you first come out
1452
01:11:22,778 --> 01:11:27,491
the other reindeers have
no respect for you.
1453
01:11:27,574 --> 01:11:31,954
So be tentative, nervous.
1454
01:11:33,288 --> 01:11:37,209
[gasps & whimpers]
1455
01:11:40,295 --> 01:11:43,173
You must feel what
Rudolph feels.
1456
01:11:43,257 --> 01:11:48,262
You must BECOME
a reindeer.
1457
01:11:48,345 --> 01:11:52,391
Ok, from the top!
1458
01:12:08,782 --> 01:12:10,284
HAYDEN: Hi Mom, sorry I'm not
gonna be home for Christmas.
1459
01:12:10,367 --> 01:12:12,369
I'll call you from Tokyo.
1460
01:12:12,453 --> 01:12:16,081
She does spell
Christmas wrong like me...
1461
01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:17,791
Oh a muffin.
1462
01:12:22,087 --> 01:12:23,756
I'm not gonna sing in
your school show
1463
01:12:23,839 --> 01:12:24,923
so you might as well leave.
1464
01:12:25,007 --> 01:12:27,551
I don't care about the show,
I care about...
1465
01:12:27,634 --> 01:12:28,427
What you think of me.
1466
01:12:28,510 --> 01:12:30,929
That's private.
1467
01:12:31,930 --> 01:12:33,557
You've got dyslexia
like me.
1468
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,100
You should probably go,
1469
01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:36,268
though your the one with
the problem not me.
1470
01:12:36,351 --> 01:12:40,898
I get it, you're a
big pop star.
1471
01:12:40,981 --> 01:12:43,776
You don't want it to damage
your perfect image.
1472
01:12:43,859 --> 01:12:46,195
I never said I was perfect.
1473
01:12:46,278 --> 01:12:50,449
Deep down just as messed
up as my spelling.
1474
01:12:50,532 --> 01:12:53,744
I didn't tell you
about the show
1475
01:12:53,827 --> 01:12:56,580
because I didn't want
to be another person
1476
01:12:56,663 --> 01:12:59,792
asking you for something.
1477
01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:01,043
You weren't using me?
1478
01:13:01,126 --> 01:13:03,337
Only to help with
the washing up.
1479
01:13:04,922 --> 01:13:06,715
I'm sorry Hank.
1480
01:13:06,799 --> 01:13:09,468
Oh no, your granddad must
think I'm really rude.
1481
01:13:09,551 --> 01:13:10,719
I didn't eat his pasta.
1482
01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:11,762
He's a mess.
1483
01:13:11,845 --> 01:13:13,931
The only way to
make it up to him is
1484
01:13:14,014 --> 01:13:16,141
to come back with me.
1485
01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:18,977
I wish I could but we're
flying out tonight.
1486
01:13:19,061 --> 01:13:20,979
Well you don't have too,
if you don't want to.
1487
01:13:21,063 --> 01:13:22,231
Try telling Tammy that.
1488
01:13:22,314 --> 01:13:24,483
Well maybe it's time you
just stood up to Tammy?
1489
01:13:24,566 --> 01:13:27,111
And maybe it's time you
stopped sticking your snout
1490
01:13:27,194 --> 01:13:29,154
where it's not wanted.
1491
01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:30,781
Get this loser out of here!
1492
01:13:34,326 --> 01:13:35,869
Get moving honey,
you are on in five.
1493
01:13:35,953 --> 01:13:37,162
Hank!
1494
01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:38,372
Hayden!
1495
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,711
Aww. Ooo.
1496
01:13:47,131 --> 01:13:49,258
Get your hands off my son!
1497
01:13:49,341 --> 01:13:52,845
You were faking?!
Who even does that?
1498
01:13:52,928 --> 01:13:54,429
I told you to keep him
away from my star.
1499
01:13:54,513 --> 01:13:56,306
She's worth a lot of
money to me and
1500
01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:58,892
I won't see her
sidetracked by a loser
1501
01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:00,519
like him!
1502
01:14:00,602 --> 01:14:02,688
The only loser
around here is you.
1503
01:14:02,771 --> 01:14:03,522
Lying about my son
being a stalker!
1504
01:14:03,605 --> 01:14:07,234
You knew they were friends!
1505
01:14:07,317 --> 01:14:08,402
I don't have to listen
to this trailer trash -
1506
01:14:08,485 --> 01:14:11,864
throw her out along
with her dumb kid.
1507
01:14:11,947 --> 01:14:12,865
Oh trailer trash?!
1508
01:14:12,948 --> 01:14:15,284
I'll show you
trailer trash!
1509
01:14:15,367 --> 01:14:16,577
[grunting & fighting]
1510
01:14:18,245 --> 01:14:19,454
Don't just stand there!
Do something!
1511
01:14:19,538 --> 01:14:21,456
I'm not fighting
a pregnant lady!
1512
01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:23,458
Agh!
1513
01:14:30,591 --> 01:14:35,179
[Tammy screams]
1514
01:14:51,236 --> 01:14:52,571
You're fired!
1515
01:14:52,654 --> 01:14:54,323
Fired, fired, fired, fired,
1516
01:14:54,406 --> 01:14:55,365
fired, fired, FIRED!
1517
01:14:58,243 --> 01:15:01,163
[groans in pain]
1518
01:15:04,666 --> 01:15:06,627
[she groans again]
1519
01:15:06,710 --> 01:15:07,628
It's okay Mum, you can
stop pretending now.
1520
01:15:07,711 --> 01:15:10,172
No I'm, I'm not
pretending!
1521
01:15:10,255 --> 01:15:12,424
Oh the baby really
is coming!
1522
01:15:12,507 --> 01:15:14,635
I'll call Dad!
1523
01:15:18,805 --> 01:15:19,932
Lift. Lift. Lift.
1524
01:15:20,015 --> 01:15:21,058
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1525
01:15:21,141 --> 01:15:22,100
Oh. No. No. No.
1526
01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:23,143
Argh!
1527
01:15:23,227 --> 01:15:24,728
I told you it was too big.
1528
01:15:24,811 --> 01:15:25,562
Oh shut up.
1529
01:15:25,646 --> 01:15:29,316
[phone rings]
1530
01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:34,446
Oh.
1531
01:15:34,529 --> 01:15:38,367
You couldn't answer
that could yer?
1532
01:15:38,450 --> 01:15:39,701
It's going to voicemail!
1533
01:15:39,785 --> 01:15:40,786
I've gotta get home!
1534
01:15:40,869 --> 01:15:41,912
I'll call Emily!
1535
01:15:41,995 --> 01:15:43,205
No. No. No. She'll
just boss me about.
1536
01:15:43,288 --> 01:15:45,457
It's, it's you Hank.
You're my birth partner now!
1537
01:15:45,540 --> 01:15:47,751
Mum. You don't want me.
1538
01:15:47,834 --> 01:15:49,211
I'll mess up! Something
bad will happen.
1539
01:15:49,294 --> 01:15:50,963
It always does. I'll get help!
1540
01:15:51,046 --> 01:15:53,298
Argh! the baby's coming! oh!
1541
01:15:56,885 --> 01:15:58,053
Stop!
1542
01:16:03,016 --> 01:16:04,434
Bethlehem's a
bit far love,
1543
01:16:04,518 --> 01:16:06,103
but I can drop you
at St. Thomas's?
1544
01:16:06,186 --> 01:16:07,229
It's just over the river.
1545
01:16:07,312 --> 01:16:08,772
No. No. I need
to get home.
1546
01:16:08,855 --> 01:16:10,107
I'm having a home birth.
1547
01:16:10,190 --> 01:16:12,234
It's. It's all going to
be perfect this time.
1548
01:16:12,317 --> 01:16:13,443
We won't make it, Mum.
It's too far!
1549
01:16:13,527 --> 01:16:14,528
Take us to the hospital.
1550
01:16:19,157 --> 01:16:21,827
No. No. You need to lift
your end higher.
1551
01:16:21,910 --> 01:16:24,121
You need to lower your
end and twist.
1552
01:16:24,204 --> 01:16:26,790
It won't twist! Lift!
1553
01:16:26,873 --> 01:16:28,834
I said don't choose
a big one?
1554
01:16:28,917 --> 01:16:29,960
What did he do?
1555
01:16:30,043 --> 01:16:31,503
You said this cradle
was fit for a king!
1556
01:16:31,586 --> 01:16:36,049
Yes. But you don't
live in a castle!
1557
01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:39,886
[message chime]
1558
01:16:39,970 --> 01:16:44,016
Oh. Rosa's having the baby!
1559
01:16:44,099 --> 01:16:45,309
Rosa's having the baby!!!
1560
01:16:47,144 --> 01:16:49,229
I've gotta get out.
Let me out!
1561
01:16:50,188 --> 01:16:51,815
Oh. What about the cradle?!
1562
01:16:51,898 --> 01:16:52,482
It looks good there.
1563
01:16:57,446 --> 01:16:59,906
Dad's on his way.
He won't be long!
1564
01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:02,826
I don't wanna be here!
I wanna be at home!
1565
01:17:04,328 --> 01:17:05,829
You'll be better off
without me.
1566
01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:07,039
I'm a total failure.
1567
01:17:07,122 --> 01:17:08,332
Don't say that.
1568
01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:09,499
Don't ever say that.
1569
01:17:11,626 --> 01:17:14,463
You know what's
important is not,
1570
01:17:14,546 --> 01:17:15,547
good grades and
all that stuff.
1571
01:17:15,630 --> 01:17:17,507
What is important
is that you have
1572
01:17:17,591 --> 01:17:23,055
a good heart and
you've got a great heart.
1573
01:17:26,808 --> 01:17:27,559
[sharp grunts & gasps]
1574
01:17:30,437 --> 01:17:33,231
Mum, my hand, I
think it's gonna snap.
1575
01:17:38,987 --> 01:17:44,368
♪ Just once I want to hear
Santa say, go Rudolph, ♪
1576
01:17:44,451 --> 01:17:46,453
(voice breaks)
♪ tonight, tonight. ♪
1577
01:17:48,830 --> 01:17:49,998
(coughs)
1578
01:17:50,082 --> 01:17:51,333
Did he just lose his voice?
1579
01:17:52,417 --> 01:17:53,502
I thought so.
1580
01:17:53,585 --> 01:17:55,170
My Rudolph has
lost his voice.
1581
01:17:55,253 --> 01:17:57,381
What am I gonna do now?
1582
01:17:57,464 --> 01:17:58,423
You're exactly right,
1583
01:17:58,507 --> 01:18:00,258
this show is gonna
be a disaster.
1584
01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:01,718
Oh. If only Hank were here.
1585
01:18:01,802 --> 01:18:05,013
Not something I expected to
hear from a teacher.
1586
01:18:05,097 --> 01:18:07,599
Or anyone.
Ever.
1587
01:18:07,682 --> 01:18:09,559
Mother's
having the baby!
1588
01:18:09,643 --> 01:18:10,602
We have to hurry!
1589
01:18:10,685 --> 01:18:13,021
Excuse me.
1590
01:18:13,105 --> 01:18:15,023
I know this is not the time,
but where is Hank?
1591
01:18:15,107 --> 01:18:16,900
Helping deliver the baby.
1592
01:18:19,194 --> 01:18:19,820
Well as far as excuses go,
1593
01:18:19,903 --> 01:18:21,947
that's not a bad one.
1594
01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:25,409
Close your eyes.
1595
01:18:26,785 --> 01:18:30,288
Now is not the time
for a nap Hank.
1596
01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:31,289
It's a trick that
Hayden taught me.
1597
01:18:31,373 --> 01:18:33,041
You close your eyes
and imagine that
1598
01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:34,960
you're in a place that
makes you happy.
1599
01:18:35,043 --> 01:18:38,505
I'm in a hospital
surrounded by machines.
1600
01:18:38,588 --> 01:18:40,298
Nothing can
change that.
1601
01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:41,716
Please Mum.
1602
01:18:44,052 --> 01:18:45,011
Okay.
1603
01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:47,722
Imagine the flat -
1604
01:18:47,806 --> 01:18:52,394
cushions on the sofa,
trophies on the bookshelf,
1605
01:18:52,477 --> 01:18:53,478
gherkin jar in the kitchen.
1606
01:18:53,562 --> 01:18:56,565
Oh could you make
that pickled chilies?
1607
01:18:56,648 --> 01:18:58,233
Cos I'm, I'm liking them now.
1608
01:18:58,316 --> 01:18:59,568
Don't get distracted mum.
1609
01:18:59,651 --> 01:19:02,571
Now imagine that you're
in the birthing pool,
1610
01:19:02,654 --> 01:19:04,531
the water's lovely and warm.
1611
01:19:04,614 --> 01:19:07,784
Dad's standing by your
side, holding your hand.
1612
01:19:07,868 --> 01:19:09,286
Yes, I can see him.
1613
01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:17,252
You are doing great love.
1614
01:19:17,335 --> 01:19:20,255
I'm so proud of you.
1615
01:19:20,338 --> 01:19:23,550
Keep breathing, big breaths
through the nose.
1616
01:19:26,428 --> 01:19:28,013
That chili smells good.
1617
01:19:28,096 --> 01:19:31,016
Now we really need you to
start pushing now. Okay?
1618
01:19:31,099 --> 01:19:32,517
Okay.
1619
01:19:32,601 --> 01:19:34,019
Now, you're heading for the
home straight,
1620
01:19:34,102 --> 01:19:34,853
okay, the finishing line is in
sight.
1621
01:19:34,936 --> 01:19:36,938
The crowd are going wild.
1622
01:19:37,022 --> 01:19:38,356
No sport stuff, now.
1623
01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:40,150
Got it. Okay.
1624
01:19:40,233 --> 01:19:40,692
Come on - one last big push.
1625
01:19:40,775 --> 01:19:42,861
You can do it!
1626
01:19:42,944 --> 01:19:46,615
Ah...
[screams]
1627
01:19:46,698 --> 01:19:49,284
[baby crying]
1628
01:19:52,454 --> 01:19:55,874
Oh wow, look,
isn't he gorgeous?
1629
01:19:57,292 --> 01:20:00,212
My two lovely boys.
1630
01:20:07,594 --> 01:20:10,055
Bella bambino!
1631
01:20:11,264 --> 01:20:15,060
Oh he is beautiful love!
1632
01:20:15,143 --> 01:20:17,813
I am so sorry I
wasn't with you.
1633
01:20:17,896 --> 01:20:23,068
Well you were,
thanks to Hank.
1634
01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:25,028
I'm so glad
you're here.
1635
01:20:25,111 --> 01:20:28,406
But we do need to talk
about the importance
1636
01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:31,243
of sticking to timetables.
1637
01:20:31,326 --> 01:20:33,411
Hey. If you hurry you
can still make it
1638
01:20:33,495 --> 01:20:34,371
back to school
before curtain up.
1639
01:20:34,454 --> 01:20:35,872
I'm not in the
show anymore.
1640
01:20:35,956 --> 01:20:38,124
Well you are now!
1641
01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:45,215
We're just heading
for the airport now.
1642
01:20:45,298 --> 01:20:47,050
Well soon as we're
wheels down in Tokyo
1643
01:20:47,133 --> 01:20:49,094
let's talk turkey on those
extra dates in Sydney.
1644
01:20:49,177 --> 01:20:51,221
I want top dollar, Brett.
1645
01:20:51,304 --> 01:20:53,598
Okay. Don't you
lowball me.
1646
01:20:53,682 --> 01:20:55,016
Come on darlin'
let's hustle,
1647
01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:56,309
we got a plane to catch.
1648
01:20:58,645 --> 01:20:59,729
I said c'mon. Like now!
1649
01:21:11,074 --> 01:21:12,242
What do you mean,
Hayden Chase isn't coming?!
1650
01:21:12,325 --> 01:21:15,412
She had no choice.
She had to go to Japan.
1651
01:21:15,495 --> 01:21:17,330
Man, it would've been
great to sing with her.
1652
01:21:17,414 --> 01:21:18,540
And get a selfie.
1653
01:21:18,999 --> 01:21:21,042
What?
1654
01:21:21,126 --> 01:21:23,461
I have five thousand
of these printed!
1655
01:21:23,545 --> 01:21:26,381
The audience are expecting
Hayden Chase!
1656
01:21:26,464 --> 01:21:27,465
The inspectors
have arrived,
1657
01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:29,134
I've shown them
to their seats.
1658
01:21:31,177 --> 01:21:33,513
They can't see this!
I'll lose my job!
1659
01:21:33,597 --> 01:21:36,641
We must empty
the hall, but how?
1660
01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:40,103
What if we had
a sudden fire?
1661
01:21:40,186 --> 01:21:43,481
Oh no you don't.
The show must go on.
1662
01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:45,400
Never admit defeat.
1663
01:21:50,572 --> 01:21:51,865
Right! The show must go on.
1664
01:21:56,578 --> 01:21:58,997
How about here? Can you
see the stage okay?
1665
01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:02,500
Err, the cravings
are supposed to stop
1666
01:22:02,584 --> 01:22:05,045
after the baby's
born you know...
1667
01:22:05,128 --> 01:22:07,255
Just shush and zoom
in on the stage.
1668
01:22:07,339 --> 01:22:10,342
[applause]
1669
01:22:10,425 --> 01:22:13,470
Welcome to
Westbrook Academy!
1670
01:22:13,553 --> 01:22:15,013
We are delighted to
have you here with us
1671
01:22:15,096 --> 01:22:18,683
within these hallowed
halls of learning.
1672
01:22:18,767 --> 01:22:21,102
Where education
is the name
1673
01:22:21,186 --> 01:22:22,938
and excellence
is the game!
1674
01:22:23,021 --> 01:22:27,651
Christmas is a time
for, for love,
1675
01:22:27,734 --> 01:22:28,985
peace and understanding,
1676
01:22:29,069 --> 01:22:32,822
definitely NOT a time for
throwing things at headmasters.
1677
01:22:32,906 --> 01:22:36,368
On an unrelated
matter Hayden Chase
1678
01:22:36,451 --> 01:22:37,702
will not be
appearing tonight.
1679
01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:39,746
[crowd boos]
1680
01:22:40,622 --> 01:22:42,666
In another tiny
cast change,
1681
01:22:42,749 --> 01:22:45,210
our hugely talented lead,
Nick McKelty,
1682
01:22:45,293 --> 01:22:47,796
has lost his voice and
will be replaced
1683
01:22:47,879 --> 01:22:52,175
by the marginally
talented Hank Zipzer.
1684
01:22:52,258 --> 01:22:55,011
CROWD: STALKER!
STALKER! STALKER!
1685
01:22:56,304 --> 01:22:58,807
Hank and Hayden are friends!
1686
01:22:58,890 --> 01:23:01,726
She's eaten at my deli!
1687
01:23:01,810 --> 01:23:04,771
The Spicy Salami!
It's very good.
1688
01:23:04,854 --> 01:23:07,190
Two for One
lunch deals.
1689
01:23:07,273 --> 01:23:08,817
[crowd jeers]
1690
01:23:08,900 --> 01:23:10,735
So without further ado,
1691
01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:14,739
sit back and endure -
enjoy -
1692
01:23:14,823 --> 01:23:18,410
the very first, and possibly
the very last performance
1693
01:23:18,493 --> 01:23:21,746
of 'Rudolph the
Rock 'n' Roll Reindeer.'
1694
01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:24,165
Be aware: no
refunds will be admitted.
1695
01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:26,251
[crowd jeers]
1696
01:23:26,334 --> 01:23:27,085
No throwing things...
1697
01:23:27,168 --> 01:23:29,963
No... I am the headmaster...
1698
01:23:40,515 --> 01:23:42,517
Good luck Rudolph.
1699
01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:43,101
You can do this.
1700
01:23:43,184 --> 01:23:45,645
No I can't.
1701
01:23:46,563 --> 01:23:48,648
Hold it,
1702
01:23:48,732 --> 01:23:52,694
kids, you know I
don't care that much
1703
01:23:52,777 --> 01:23:54,571
about my musical but
what I care about
1704
01:23:54,654 --> 01:23:56,614
is that your willing to
walkout because of
1705
01:23:56,698 --> 01:23:58,116
those people out there.
1706
01:23:58,199 --> 01:24:00,785
You're Hank Zipzer right.
1707
01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:02,787
You're made of
stronger stuff right.
1708
01:24:02,871 --> 01:24:05,457
The answer to that
question is yes...
1709
01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:06,791
So here is
the question,
1710
01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:08,710
you've gotta
answer yourself,
1711
01:24:08,793 --> 01:24:11,296
are you a reindeer
that rocks
1712
01:24:11,379 --> 01:24:14,048
or are you a
reindeer that rolls?
1713
01:24:18,553 --> 01:24:21,890
[crowd jeers]
1714
01:24:32,567 --> 01:24:34,152
Why doesn't he speak?
1715
01:24:34,235 --> 01:24:37,739
C'mon Hank, you can do it.
1716
01:24:37,822 --> 01:24:38,990
CROWD: Get off!
1717
01:24:39,073 --> 01:24:41,159
[crowd jeers]
1718
01:24:41,242 --> 01:24:42,702
Shut up! Let him sing!
1719
01:24:42,786 --> 01:24:43,912
I take it back!
1720
01:24:43,995 --> 01:24:45,789
None of you are
welcome at my deli!
1721
01:24:46,915 --> 01:24:49,375
[crowd jeers]
1722
01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:10,855
Room for one
more elf?
1723
01:25:14,025 --> 01:25:17,737
[crowd wails
with excitement]
1724
01:25:22,325 --> 01:25:23,660
It's Hayden Chase!
1725
01:25:26,871 --> 01:25:28,790
CHAAAAAASE!
1726
01:25:36,464 --> 01:25:37,549
What are you
doing here?
1727
01:25:37,632 --> 01:25:38,842
I wanted to see you again.
1728
01:25:38,925 --> 01:25:40,260
What about your tour?
1729
01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:41,845
What tour?
1730
01:25:41,928 --> 01:25:43,137
Hey!
1731
01:25:44,305 --> 01:25:45,223
Get away from
that loser!
1732
01:25:45,306 --> 01:25:48,518
He's not a loser!
1733
01:25:48,601 --> 01:25:51,521
We don't like her;
she is not a nice lady.
1734
01:25:51,604 --> 01:25:52,897
You're getting
in that car and
1735
01:25:52,981 --> 01:25:54,399
you're getting on that
plane to Tokyo! Missy!
1736
01:25:54,482 --> 01:25:56,901
No Tammy! I'm going
to the airport
1737
01:25:56,985 --> 01:25:59,571
and getting on a plane to go
home for Christmas.
1738
01:25:59,654 --> 01:26:00,363
I built you up from nothing!
1739
01:26:00,446 --> 01:26:03,074
You're no-one without me!
1740
01:26:03,157 --> 01:26:05,785
You do as I say or
I will destroy you!
1741
01:26:06,786 --> 01:26:08,705
Remember me?
1742
01:26:08,788 --> 01:26:09,289
I work for
Miss Chase now.
1743
01:26:09,372 --> 01:26:11,541
[she laughs]
1744
01:26:11,624 --> 01:26:13,001
You're fired.
1745
01:26:13,084 --> 01:26:14,711
Stings, doesn't it?
1746
01:26:14,794 --> 01:26:17,171
Get you're dirty hands off me!
1747
01:26:17,255 --> 01:26:19,048
[crowd cheers]
1748
01:26:19,132 --> 01:26:21,718
Yes! Ahah!
1749
01:26:21,801 --> 01:26:23,928
Who's the loser
now, missy!?
1750
01:26:24,012 --> 01:26:25,930
Say bye bye to
the nasty lady.
1751
01:26:26,014 --> 01:26:27,557
[crowd cheers]
1752
01:26:31,185 --> 01:26:34,022
These are my best friends.
They're big fans.
1753
01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:41,821
Hello? Are we doing
this show or what?
1754
01:26:43,364 --> 01:26:44,532
You ready?
1755
01:26:44,616 --> 01:26:46,868
Where's the mistletoe
when you need it?
1756
01:26:49,203 --> 01:26:51,915
Happy Christmas,
Hank Zipzer.
1757
01:26:55,460 --> 01:26:57,003
That's my boy!
1758
01:27:00,298 --> 01:27:02,759
[crowd cheers]
1759
01:27:04,802 --> 01:27:06,638
Look! That's your big brother.
1760
01:27:06,721 --> 01:27:07,931
Isn't he amazing?
1761
01:27:09,933 --> 01:27:12,977
♪ Snow is falling,
sleighbells ring. ♪
1762
01:27:13,061 --> 01:27:16,981
♪ Christmas eve
and children sing. ♪
1763
01:27:17,065 --> 01:27:19,776
♪ I should feel joy
but not tonight, ♪
1764
01:27:19,859 --> 01:27:24,238
♪ cause you're not here
and that ain't right. ♪
1765
01:27:24,322 --> 01:27:28,534
♪ We were King and
Queen of Prom. ♪
1766
01:27:28,618 --> 01:27:31,913
♪ My first love were
have you gone? ♪
1767
01:27:31,996 --> 01:27:34,207
♪ I hold you close here
in my heart, ♪
1768
01:27:34,290 --> 01:27:38,920
♪ it was always you
right from the start. ♪
1769
01:27:39,003 --> 01:27:42,423
♪ Hung my stocking,
made my list, ♪
1770
01:27:42,507 --> 01:27:45,343
♪ hoping Santa
hears my wish. ♪
1771
01:27:45,426 --> 01:27:49,222
♪ Snow falling
from above, ♪
1772
01:27:49,305 --> 01:27:52,684
♪ far from the
one I love ♪
1773
01:27:52,767 --> 01:27:56,270
♪ all I need to
make it right, ♪
1774
01:27:56,354 --> 01:28:00,608
♪ is to see
your face tonight. ♪
1775
01:28:00,692 --> 01:28:03,653
♪ Fire's warm
but I feel cold, ♪
1776
01:28:03,736 --> 01:28:06,406
♪ without your
hand your hold. ♪
1777
01:28:06,489 --> 01:28:09,951
♪ Won't you grant
my wish tonight ♪
1778
01:28:10,034 --> 01:28:14,372
♪ and come on home
this Christmas time. ♪
1779
01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:23,297
♪ Choirs sing and
snowball fights. ♪
1780
01:28:23,381 --> 01:28:26,259
♪ Mistletoe and
fairy lights. ♪
1781
01:28:26,342 --> 01:28:30,763
♪ I would give up
all of these. ♪
1782
01:28:30,847 --> 01:28:34,142
♪ I'd even give up
Christmas trees. ♪
1783
01:28:34,225 --> 01:28:37,478
♪ Hung my stocking
made my list, ♪
1784
01:28:37,562 --> 01:28:41,107
♪ hoping Santa
hears my wish. ♪
1785
01:28:41,190 --> 01:28:44,277
♪ Snow falling
from above ♪
1786
01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:47,989
♪ far from the
one I love. ♪
1787
01:28:48,072 --> 01:28:51,534
♪ All I need to
make it right, ♪
1788
01:28:51,617 --> 01:28:54,287
♪ is to see your
face tonight. ♪
1789
01:28:54,370 --> 01:28:58,791
♪ Fires warm but
I feel cold ♪
1790
01:28:58,875 --> 01:29:01,544
♪ without your
hand to hold. ♪
1791
01:29:01,627 --> 01:29:05,089
♪ Won't you grant
my wish tonight ♪
1792
01:29:05,173 --> 01:29:10,094
♪ and come on home
this Christmas time. ♪
1793
01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:16,809
♪ I can't forget
I can move on, ♪
1794
01:29:18,436 --> 01:29:23,900
♪ I know for sure
you are the one. ♪
1795
01:29:25,485 --> 01:29:29,238
♪ Hometime boy
it's now or never, ♪
1796
01:29:29,322 --> 01:29:33,493
♪ make this Christmas
last forever ♪
1797
01:29:36,704 --> 01:29:38,873
[music continues]
1798
01:29:49,467 --> 01:29:53,971
♪ Fire's warm
but I feel cold, ♪
1799
01:29:54,055 --> 01:29:56,808
♪ without your hand
to hold. ♪
1800
01:29:56,891 --> 01:29:59,393
♪ Won't you grant
my wish tonight, ♪
1801
01:29:59,477 --> 01:30:06,317
♪ come on home this,
Christmas time. ♪
1802
01:30:06,400 --> 01:30:13,533
♪ So come on home
this Christmas time. ♪
1803
01:30:16,536 --> 01:30:23,376
[festive music]
1804
01:30:24,585 --> 01:30:27,296
♪ I fly round the
world singing my song. ♪
1805
01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:32,927
♪ Spreading the joy and
righting the wrongs. ♪
1806
01:30:33,010 --> 01:30:36,180
♪ A Reindeer that rocks
is nothing to fear. ♪
1807
01:30:36,264 --> 01:30:38,474
♪ I light up the night
with joy and good cheer. ♪
1808
01:30:38,558 --> 01:30:43,938
♪ I never get big for the
sleigh ride team. ♪
1809
01:30:44,021 --> 01:30:46,315
♪ Seeing the world is
forever my dream. ♪
1810
01:30:46,399 --> 01:30:50,653
♪ Go Dancer. Go Prancer.
Go Dasher. ♪
1811
01:30:50,736 --> 01:30:52,446
♪ Go Vixen. Go Comet.
Go Cupid. ♪
1812
01:30:52,530 --> 01:30:56,159
♪ Go Donner. Go Blitzen. ♪
1813
01:30:56,242 --> 01:30:58,411
♪ Just what I want to hear
Santa say, ♪
1814
01:30:58,494 --> 01:31:04,125
♪ go Rudolf tonight you can
guide the sleigh! ♪
1815
01:31:07,128 --> 01:31:09,172
This time it's you!
1816
01:31:09,255 --> 01:31:12,216
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