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What?

What? Crystal's dog? Lockjaw, is that really you, boy?

You escaped the Negative Barrier?

Teleport me back there, fella.

Take me to Crystal on the Canine Express.

Slap me in a dress and call me Klinger. Four Freedoms Plaza.

Where in this land of milk, honey and the best TV shows,

can a faultless fugitive find the Fab Four?

Be back after this commercial break.

Too close for comfort.

Oh, yeah. Now, that's incredible.

Hello. Olly olly oxen free.

"Dear Johnny. Be back later. Ben, Reed and I went out."

They went out? Just peachy.

Here's the story, yeah Of the Thing and Johnny, ooh

Who were beating up some very ugly ghouls, oh, yeah

Mangy metal maggot.

No.

You repulsive monstrosity.

You're still no match for my power gloves.

Did someone say "match"?

Looks like the gloves are off, Wizzy.

- We must flee while we still can. - It's not time to leave the party.

Not to worry. I got her, Sis.

Nice and brutal.

Reed Richards, Mr Fantastically Dull.

- It's a trap. - And I'm the Trapster.

Flame on.

This oughta light your fire, boy.

- Way to go, Sis. - Impressive powers, Susan Richards.

But less than nothing compared to Madame Medusa's.

You must be destroyed. This battle will reveal us to the Seeker.

The Seeker? I don't know what you're talking about.

But I can't let you... This cowl, it's a sealed moisture bag.

You've discovered my secret, human.

Must reach the water.

That partridge ain't part of this family.

Boy.

Baywatch alert. Sue Richards.

This is pretty uninspired. Big, bad Dr Doom kidnapping me

to lure us here to your wretched little island?

Yes, I'm so sorry to involve you

in the timeworn damsel-in-distress cliché.

I feel the only thing missing is the onrushing train.

However, sometimes expediency outweighs originality.

Now, with your permission.

Blast. This thing has neutralised my force field.

But if I can still project invisibility.

- Hey, stretcho. I found Susie. - What? Where, Ben?

In the basement.

Well, a neuro-stimulator.

- Sue. Darling. - We've got to get off this island.

Doom's set that nuclear bomb to go off any second.

If I can defuse its detonator...

You heard the lady. Time's a-wasting.

Now, let's hustle our little blue tushies.

- Taxi. - Give me that container.

Or you will meet your ultimate defeat

at the hands of Malice, Mistress of Hate.

You know, after some ruminating, I've decided you ain't no lady.

No air.

I can't breathe.

Poor little Thingy. Out of breath?

Take a hike, toots.

That's a good little superhero.

As I promised, Reed Richards will become your prey.

But first, we return to my world to set a little trap.

For the rest of my family.

- This one's for you, you monster. - What?

No.

- You. - Yes. We got her back.

The psychic explosion freed her from Psycho-Man's control.

Why pretty girls always try help ugly rock creature?

Cos I floss, moss mouth.

Sorry, Ben. He's too strong.

Ugly rock creature getting weak. Hulk never get weak.

Where rock creature go?

Thanks, Suze.

Smart girl.

Peek-a-boo. Thing find you.

But what's our track record for beating up the bullies?

Galactus.

At last my quest is done. My vengeance is at hand.

Let this, then, be your end.

This time, the triumph shall be mine.

Profound madness. You are but a simple being.

I am an entire world.

Your words are true. But in all of space, I stand alone.

I am Galactus.

Here's the wind-up. And the pitch.

Strike.

Flame on.

Lay off the kid, you creep.

If I reduce my molecular cohesion to a minimum...

Alright. It's Doctor Blob.

What?

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

Flame on.

What the? He's shrunk.

No, he was never any bigger than what you see.

The rest was just an illusion.

Well, maybe now he'll stick to charades.

It's clobbering time.

We've teleported through every countryside but Attilan, big fella.

It could be worse. At least I came out the way I went in.

- Who the heck are you? - A Poppupian from the planet Poppup.

They call me lmpossible Man because what I do is impossible.

Back off, Scooby.

- I've got Super-Skrull on my tail. - Super-Skrull?

That green-scaled mutant Spock has absolutely no sense of humour.

Well, OK, tell you what,

if you can help get this dog to take me to the Great Refuge, I'll...

Let's make a deal, you lucky contestant.

- OK, negotiations complete. - OK. You got yourself a hot bodyguard.

So, you got Spider-Man's phone number?

Where am?

There it is. Attilan. And Crystal...

Who's inside? Why? And will they sell you to me?

A girl. And a real looker, too.

- Hello. Are you lost? - No. Stay away.

Chill. I just wanna talk. I'm not gonna hurt you.

What happened? Where'd you go?

- No. Go away. They must not find you. - They who?

Goodbye.

What are you, some kind of pyromaniac?

Using fire is not exactly the recommended way to get rid of me.

- How do you? - You have hidden powers.

- You're one of us. - Right. I'm one of you. Sure.

- That's what I was trying to say. - How wonderful.

My name is Crystal. What is yours?

I'm the Human Torch. But my friends call me Johnny.

- Johnny Storm. - I would like to be your friend.

No problem there.

Say, what are you doing all alone here down in this run-down place?

But I'm not alone. Lockjaw's with me.

Lockjaw? Is that like measles?

Don't be silly. Everyone knows Lockjaw.

Isn't he the sweetest?

Yeah, like sugar.

What the?

Lockjaw thinks it's time I returned home.

Lockjaw thinks?

- Where'd he go? - He's always doing that.

Come on. I'd like you to meet my family.

I get the feeling I'm not in Kansas any more.

- Don't tell me. That's Black Bolt. - No. That's my cousin, Karnak.

This is Johnny Storm. He too has a hidden power.

Put her there, Karnak.

Your centre of gravity is about... here.

Please forgive my cousin. He likes to show off.

- Here are the others. - Gorgon. Medusa.

- You interfering fool. - Why can't you leave us in peace?

- Johnny, you know my sister Medusa? - Sister? I should've figured.

Johnny.

No matter. He cannot escape.

Flame on.

He's... gone.

Black Bolt's anger will be unimaginable.

Black Bolt, huh? Well, la-di-da.

Let's see if he can handle an orange bolt.

He floored Ben with one punch.

That's impossible. The Thing is the strongest human alive.

Maybe he's just met the new number one.

Any ideas, darling? I can't keep this up indefinitely.

These Inhumans seem more governed by fear than anger.

- Ben, stop fighting. - Yeah, sure thing.

Just as soon as I land one good haymaker.

Besides, Buttercup here ain't saying diddly.

- Crystal. - No. Johnny.

- I wanna stay here with you. - No, my sister. We are family.

We must always be with our own kind.

- Johnny. - Crystal.

No. They're about to vanish.

Flame on.

- Torch! - Reed.

Johnny Storm. I don't want to leave you.

Crystal, wait for me.

- Johnny. - Now where'd they go?

Catching the tail end of Lockjaw's vanishing act

must have dumped me away from the others.

Just hope Crystal and I are in the same time zone.

- No! - Crystal. Flame on.

- Nova Heat. - Johnny.

- Johnny. - Easy. I can be too hot to handle.

You saved me. You came back for me.

Well, that's my job.

Black Bolt is grateful. He will allow you humans to depart now.

On the condition you vow not to reveal what you have seen.

Allowing humans to leave the Great Refuge?

And they call me mad.

By reversing the ionic charge, I can create a negative barrier.

To keep you prisoners of the Great Refuge for ever.

- We're outta here. - Not without Crystal.

- I won't go without Crystal. - Johnny, don't leave me.

Ben, hurry. I can't hold the force field much longer.

- I hate to do this, kid. - Crystal.

Johnny!

Call me Rosebud.

- Bad plan. - Beam me up, Scotty.

Don't just stand there. Get mean about it.

Mean? Me?

Listen here, babe, if it ain't fun, it ain't for lmpossible Man.

But call me curious.

Cool. I'm getting a real kick out of this.

How's about you, Super Bowl Super-Skrull?

I'd better hustle on before Mr Greenjeans makes a return

from the Twilight Zone.

What's the matter, Embers? Lassie go home without you?

- I guess so. - Come on, buck up.

How about a quick ride home, first class?

Got places to go, people to annoy, huh?

It's my job. It's what I do.

So, you really carry a torch for that girl.

You've been just dying to say that, haven't you?

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