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- [Swanthula] Previously on Dragula.

- Do you think somebody sabotaged you?

- I got my eyes on not only my shit, but everybody else's.

- For this challenge we want you to use your imaginations

to conceptualize and create a new look

inspired by the horrors of the deep.

The Titan who proved that they are

the loveliest Leviathan is... Evah Destruction.

- Oh my God. - Yes, bitch!

- Koco, I'm sorry, but you are up for elimination.

Melissa, you are also up for elimination.

- If you're fully prepared it should be fully fucking done.

- If I'm not mistaken, you were working on your shit too.

- I'll fucking go home.

- All right, then go.

(crying)

- You know what?

Fuck this shit.

I'm finding my home girl.

This is not- give me my motherfucking mustache.

Ooh, it's over for these hoes.

- Melissa.

- Melissa Befierce, out.

(spooky music)

(thundering)

♪ ("Dragula Theme" Music) ♪

♪ Drag ♪

♪ Filth ♪

♪ Horror ♪

♪ Glamour ♪

♪ Dragula ♪

♪ She's a killer ♪

♪ Queen ♪

♪ Dragula ♪

♪ She'll make you scream ♪

♪ Drag drag drag drag dragula ♪

- [Swanthula] The winner of "The Boulet Brothers

Dragula: Titans" will headline the upcoming

Dragula World Tour,

receive a $100,000 grand prize, courtesy of us,

and the title of Dragula:

the world's next drag supermonster.

♪ Drag drag drag drag dragula ♪

(female screaming)

(upbeat, intense music)

- Another day.

- Another day, girl.

- Oh my God.

- General excitement!

Damn, So much happened last week that

I don't know where to begin.

I mean, Evah won, then Melissa quit.

And there was this big argument,

and now we're kind of left at what do we do now?

So last week. That was um- - Diva-

- Unexpected.

- Topic at hand.

- Diva.

- I was really angry and frustrated in the moment

with Melissa because I feel like she was calling us out

for being two faced.

I feel like she was calling us out for not being real.

I don't know. It was, it was blind sighting.

And it was, and it was strange.

- If I asked Melissa, Hey, are you good?

And she tells me, I'm gonna believe her.

- Yeah, absolutely.

- And that's all I can go off of.

I'm not gonna try to pull it out

of somebody and be like, mm.

Yeah. You know, it's, it's, it's, it's a tough game.

- If we look back at it,

the things that they are calling us out on,

it's so also contradictory because I feel like

they haven't been as real as they say.

- No one's innocent here.

- No, not at all.

- No one's innocent at the end of the day,

like I feel for Melissa,

I know what it's like to be in the bottom,

but at the same time,

some of the things that were brought up, no one is innocent.

- Did it really have to get to the,

escalate to the point where Melissa fucking walked out?

Like that doesn't make me feel right.

I feel an immense amount of guilt about Melissa quitting.

It does not feel good, but I also feel frustrated.

You know, it's, it's a range of emotions right now

that feels like a death of a lover.

And with that comes all the five stages of grief.

So it's not what I wanted at all.

I didn't want yell at her.

I didn't want to say, fuck you.

I didn't wanna do any of that.

Like I care about them deeply.

- Honestly, this feels like we are getting blamed

for just defending ourselves the best we can.

- Disrespectfully... fuck all y'all.

The fact I am going to state here on this good day

is that every person in this room right now has two faces,

if not fucking more.

And if you can't own up to it,

that's your own demons to fight, baby.

We had a sister walk out crying

and not a single one of you bitches flinched,

didn't move,

didn't even think about getting up to check on her,

didn't try to stop her at all.

And then when you found out she quit,

couldn't have gave a fuck less.

It's clear where your mind's at.

- I give a fuck.

- How do you see us not caring? That's fucking bullshit!

I'm not shocked that Koco is saying these things.

That's the thing.

I just don't know what to say or how to defend myself

in a way that she will take to heart.

- Melissa didn't just leave because she was tired

of the competition or couldn't take the pressure.

She left because of them

and they just can't seem to swallow that pill.

You're not gonna sit here and paint Melissa out

to be this person that just flew off the handle

and held all this shit in.

Cause it's not that we're saying

you weren't there for us at all.

It's where you were when we needed you.

- I did nothing, yet last episode, but talked about

how I wanted to see you in the top three.

How I think you're fucking incredible,

how I told you in the Cauldron to your face

that I think it's cool that you do your shit last minute.

I think that you're capable of that

because I could never do that.

And it's okay-

- If One more person uses the term "last minute"

to refer to me and my motherfucking drag on this day,

you will suffer the wrath of my motherfucking curse.

You act like I choose to do things last minute.

Like if I stayed at home and lived with my mom,

I would have plenty of time

to work on my motherfucking drag too.

But unfortunately a bitch got rent and bills to pay.

- It's very interesting.

She did put your name as the name I brought up.

- Victoria, that one time that you threw Koco

under the bus with the Boulet Brothers that you were like,

oh, I threw like, shade at Koco because

she makes her shit last minute.

That to me is a fucking red flag.

- Because when I said it, I said,

these queens that wanna do things last minute,

I never said your name specifically.

- The fact that you even said that

when you were guilty yourself.

That was a comment that did not need to be made,

that came outta your mouth.

And it's ironic of all episodes for it to happen,

that it happens on the episode where you got clocked

for not having a personality again.

- All right then don't talk to me anymore.

I guess we're not friends anymore.

It's like my parents got divorced again or something.

Like, it feels hopeless.

- Being a bitch is not a personality.

That's not how you win.

It's a terrible strategy by the way.

And speaking of strategy, HoSo,

what's it like being the smartest person in the room?

Because everybody else seems to be too dumb to realize

that they're falling for your fucking plan.

- [HoSo] I really don't know what Coco's talking

about when she says I am strategizing.

That's the last thing I wanna do in this competition.

And I don't know what I did to make me seem that way to her.

- [Koco] She's always somehow involved in the drama.

But whenever it comes down to it,

it's like it's not me.

I don't have I, there's nothing I can do about it.

When she can't see how her actions

are contributing to the problem.

And that's an example of what I'm talking about

with her "playin'".

- You're being an asshole.

- I came into this competition-

- You came into this competition for what?

Astrud, let's make it about you again.

- [Astrud] How can we make this right?

How can we all get on the same page?

- Everything that Koco's saying right now

has every shred of evidence to back it up.

Speak your truth, girl.

- What I hate is what happened

and how it's affecting us now.

It is unfortunate that in this day and age,

it takes that level of energy to feel heard

and it's clear that Melissa didn't hoot and holler

because she wanted to stay.

That was not a performance, that was not for attention,

that was out of pure hurt.

That comes from a place where you let walls down

around people that you thought you could trust.

That's where a lot of my rage came from.

A person that let their guard down to us is no longer here

by their own admission because we made them feel

that unwanted and miserable.

I hate that I had to read y'all as hard as I did,

but I genuinely felt like there was no other way

for y'all to understand exactly how actions

that don't seem to affect others can simply have an effect

on them by happening around them.

I knew by being harsher on them,

they would for sure take me seriously and understand

severity of the situation,

because I know that if I get too emotional,

I'm immediately marked off

as just being angry and then I'm not taken seriously.

- I think it was a little harsh way to go about it,

but it got the point across and I'm just glad that we are

talking about it now.

- I don't want us to continue on a bad road

'cause I really enjoy like having you as a friend.

- Likewise.

- Weeks ago when I told you that you have my support

and I want to show you that I meant it

and I'm really sorry that you haven't felt that way.

- The cool thing about me is I feel intensely,

but I move on from things.

It takes a little while to get back to where we were.

And I can't guarantee you that we will,

but we can have these conversations blissfully,

politely, delicately as we should.

Yelling should not have to be the alternative,

but it would be nice to be heard

and understood at this tone.

- Yeah.

- Indeed.

- Yeah. Dope that, yeah.

- Thank you.

(alarm sound)

- Oh here we go again.

- [Swanthula] Attention competitors.

- Well, here we go! - Still here y'all.

(tense music)

- Well, well, well. Still alive are we?

I'm impressed, but there's still one too many of you.

And tonight we're going to have to do something about that.

- Tonight's challenge is an important one cause it will

ultimately determine who the final three of the season are.

And if you survive this week's challenge,

you will be guaranteed placement

in "The Boulet Brothers Dragula: Titans" grand finale.

- Ah yes, yes.

(applauding)

- Which of course means you are one step closer

to that $100,000 grand prize

and the headlining spot

on the upcoming world tour.

- [All] Ah yeah! Yes.

- But enough about that.

We'll be getting to those gory details soon enough.

- For now, it's time to talk about this week's challenge,

which is a reinterpretation of one of our favorite themes

from season four.

The horror icons makeover challenge.

- Ah yes. Okay.

- You must use your cunning and creativity to completely

reinvent a classic horror icon

and model your new look on the main stage.

You can choose a horror icon from any medium,

including film, TV, comic books, video games, or literature.

But remember, we are not looking for cosplay here.

We want you to take the story and concept of these

iconic monsters and completely reinvent their look

in a new and original way.

The challenging part is that we still need to be able

to recognize who your character is.

So consider all of this when designing your look.

- As a second part to the challenge,

you must reenact a famous scene

from your horror icon's most memorable moment.

Consider what scene in their history best represents them,

and how your new interpretation of them

will look and feel in one of their classic scenes.

- We'll be filming your reenactment

and creating a mini short of your scene

for the judges to review.

And this week's judge is quite literally THE horror expert.

So make sure you give this challenge all you've got.

- Now let's talk about your next Fright Feat.

In a few minutes you'll be individually tied

to our truth teller electric chairs.

While you are all strapped down and facing each other,

each of you will be allowed to ask questions of one another

that must be answered honestly as registered

by our lie detector test.

If you tell a lie or refuse to answer a question outright,

you'll be shocked with 4,500 white hot volts

of electricity.

If you think there's something we need to know

about one of your opponents before we make

our final decision,

now is your chance to bring it all to light

and tell us what you think we need to know.

- I want to be clear,

there will not be a final four this season

and one or more of you will absolutely be dropped

into the abyss by the end of this challenge

and will not proceed to the finale or the tour.

- [All] Oh.

- So I implore you,

give this challenge everything you've got.

- Good luck Titans, and may the best monster win.

(suspenseful music)

- Here we go.

- All right.

- Deja vu.

- So this week's Fright Feat happens

to be a polygraph test and if you lie,

you get electrocuted.

We're stepping into my fears this time,

ladies and gentlemen.

- So let's find out which of these bitches

is telling the truth.

- Are you Victoria Elizabeth Black?

- Yes.

- Is your drag name Astrud?

- Yes.

- Do you currently live in Phoenix?

- Yes.

- That's true.

- This is gonna be easy.

- Do you think you annoy your competitors?

- Absolutely.

- That's true.

Were you on season four of "The Boulet Brothers Dragula"?

- No.

- Deception.

(jolt of electricity)

- All right. We learned something new.

- My plan for the lie detector test was, uh, to lie.

Obviously.

I wanted to keep them guessing like

is she telling the truth?

Is she lying?

And then it got me.

Shit I didn't even know when I was lying or not.

- Were you trying to take Abhora's place as HoSo's

third new boyfriend?

- No.

- True.

- It's okay, I can share.

- Would you dress up like a lizard in the bedroom

for Astrud?

- Yes.

- True.

- Yes! Thank God.

- Okay.

- Did you "put some titties on bitch"?

- Yes.

- True.

- I made a boob company, come on!

- Did Victoria turn you on during the wrestling challenge?

- Yes.

- True.

(all laughing)

- [Evah] Work bitch, you better fucking work bitch.

- Do you think your Ghostship Glamour look was glamour?

- Yes.

- Deception.

(electric jolt)

- Ow!

Are you attracted to anyone on the cast?

- No.

- Deception.

(electric jolt)

- Oh, oh.

- Did you have sexual relations with that woman?

- Would you have performed better if HoSo wasn't here?

- Yes.

- True.

Do you love HoSo?

- No.

(tense music)

- Deception.

- Wait. What-

Ow! Shit.

- Damn this is getting juicy.

- Do you trust your fellow competitors?

- No.

- True.

Do you trust your fellow competitors?

- No.

- True.

Do you trust your fellow competitors?

- No.

- True.

Do you trust your fellow competitors?

- Yes.

- Deception.

- I hate you so much! - Why did you do that?

- [All] Oh, oh, oh.

- I'm shocked at how truthful they're being,

except for Koco. Koco's playing messy.

- Are you the one sabotaging Koco?

- No.

- No.

- No.

- No.

- True.

True.

True.

(tense music building)

That's true.

Do you believe Koco is actually being sabotaged?

- No.

- True.

- [Astrud] Being honest.

- No.

- True.

Is there a possibility you just misplaced your drag?

- No.

- True.

Do you truly believe you're being sabotaged?

- No.

- True.

- Fuck I was trying to lie.

- Oh! The gag was her saying no to a question

that she probably knew in her head the best,

but it turning out that she doesn't believe

she was sabotaged?

I don't have no idea what's going on,

but she probably doesn't either.

- I may not be being sabotaged

or I may not think I'm being sabotaged,

but I know none of these occurrences are my fault.

So something's weird, something's going.

It just doesn't make sense.

Like if it's not me and it's not them, then who is it?

- The saboteur is calling from inside the house, Koco.

- It's not me! Stop! (Koco laughing)

Don't give me that look.

- Do you think Evah is hiding who she really is?

- Yes.

- True.

Are you being real in this competition?

- Yes.

- True.

Have you been truthful in this competition?

- Absolutely not.

- True.

- This bitch playing messy.

- Are your titties full of secrets?

- Yes.

(laughing)

- True.

- We need to know. Okay.

- Do you still love Abhora?

- Yes.

- True.

Was Astrud ever in your top three?

- Yes.

- Deception.

(electric jolt)

- [All] Ah!

- Do you think you're better

than the rest of the competitors?

- Yes.

- True.

Do you think Astrud should be in the top three?

- No.

- True.

Do you see yourself in the top three?

- No.

- Deception.

(electric jolt)

Do you think you can win this competition?

- No.

(intense music)

- Deception.

(electric jolt)

Do you think you can win the competition?

- Yes.

- True.

Do you think you can win?

- Yes.

- True.

Do you see yourself in the top three?

- No.

- True.

- Make me cry.

I'm shocked at my own answer and I'm even more shocked

that it was truthful and I'm afraid that people in the room

might agree with me.

(music intensifies)

(thrilling music)

- Oh shit.

- My neck!

- Another thing.

- Holy shit.

- That I don't wanna do again.

I told every bit of truth with that polygraph test.

There wasn't in a section of it that I lied, I don't do it.

- Do we feel more free now

with the truth that's been let out?

- Honestly, I feel like-

it was like a super revealing moment for me

and it was honestly like,

I'm feeling like pretty vulnerable right now.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- The questions of like whether I belong in the, in the,

in the top three or not,

like whether I like believe that myself

is like kind of a hard thing to face.

- I think it's a little bit of a red flag in my mind,

knowing that Astrud doesn't really believe that

she'll make it to the top.

- At the end of the day it's, it's, you know,

it's not up to me who makes it into the top,

but I just, I just fucking wanna be there so bad.

I genuinely do not think that I am better

than anybody else here.

I can't see myself putting myself ahead of you guys.

You know?

Like do I want it? Sure.

But not at the cost of thinking

that I'm better than anybody else.

- You don't have to think that you're better

than everyone else to see yourself in the top.

- But it's a competition, you know. Like.

- Yeah, but you know, you, you want this just as bad

and honestly if you want to be on the top that bad,

you have to be able to tell yourself like,

hey, like I want to be there.

- I do. That's what I'm saying.

It's not that I don't believe that I can be there,

cause I do believe that,

but it's that I have doubts. You know?

I have, I'm the only one here

who hasn't won a challenge yet.

I went earliest on my season,

and I do think a lot of people here

might be better than me.

That doesn't mean I don't love what I do,

it doesn't mean that I don't believe in what I do.

But part of me is hoping that somebody will speak up

and say that they do see me in their top three,

but it's not happening and I can't lie it kind of,

kind of stings.

- It's just a machine.

That contraption is probably made out of EVA foam

and wires.

- It's not about whether or not the machine is wrong.

Because at the end of the day what I did was I was truthful,

right? I spoke from my heart.

I didn't need a machine to tell me

whether that was true or not.

Because I knew I was telling the truth.

- I feel like Astrud's just completely given up

at this point.

I guess if she doesn't feel ready, she doesn't feel ready.

- Well. In the same light,

the common question that I saw that was answered truthfully

was how much we don't trust each other.

- And before recent events I feel like we would've

said that we trust each other more.

- Yeah, I feel like-

- Recent events, I think we now all know better

to not trust each other.

- A little bit. A little bit.

- But it circled around in a kind of a funny way

where it's like,

well now that I know that we don't all trust each other,

I kind of trust everybody a little bit more.

- And somehow distrust feels comforting

in a place like this.

- I don't trust any of those fuckers.

I don't trust anyone in this competition

because you don't know who's capable of what.

When you're in a pressure cooker type situation like this.

- I feel like the lie detector test

kind of released some tension a little bit.

The fact that it being revealed that nobody

trusts each other kind of made us trust each other more

in a sense is hilarious to me.

It's very perfectly Dragula.

- Girl, I keep getting close cause I don't trust you.

Did you just hear what I said? Like make it make sense?

- We are a family, we are a chain.

We rely on each other, right?

We need each other.

- But we don't fucking trust- (laughing)

No, but that's, that's good because

if there's one person who doesn't trust

one other person, that affects everybody.

But at least now we're on the same playing field.

I don't think it's the lack of trust that brought us

together. I think it was the honesty that did.

I think it's the fact that we laid everything out

on the table and everyone truly understands

how we feel about each other now.

I had my doubts, Evah,

that you were being a hundred percent

honest and truthful with your thoughts.

- I hear you.

But it was, it was cool to hear that you know,

you believe you have been a hundred percent truthful

in this competition.

- I'm really happy with how everything went

with the lie detector test because I have nothing to hide.

I'm an open book and I'm glad the truth is out there.

- I feel like in a weird way that kind of bonded us

a little bit as a cast.

- Somehow when we're being tortured together.

- Yeah.

- Is when we really find out we actually love each other.

It might have something to do with the message of this show.

I dunno.

(laughing)

- That'd be really strange.

- Wouldn't that be interesting?

- The truth shall set you free.

- Wholeheartedly.

I believe that I am not responsible for why things

have been going wrong.

- Oh, about the sabotage?

- I don't even wanna use that word anymore.

(laughing)

Cause I'm like, maybe that's not the most accurate term.

- My final verdict for Koco being fucked with is,

she needs a fucking exorcism, 'cause these spirits

be trying shit with her.

- Maybe you really are haunted.

- Honestly, bitch is a ghost because who we,

all of us revealed ourselves to not be the perpetrator.

- HoSo, let's get the Ouija board back out.

- And on this episode of Unsolved Mysteries,

is Koco being sabotaged? Who the fuck knows?

Nobody knows. The end.

- It could have been Yovska's little bigheaded ass

that did it.

Maybe sabotage isn't the right word, but perhaps cursed?

Maybe I'm the curse (laughing)

- Let's go grab our shit.

Let's start working on what we need to work on

for this next challenge.

- Honestly. Sounds good.

- We need to get to work, bitch.

- I've got some shit to do.

So for horror icons, I've chosen to do The Predator.

I feel like because I won this challenge on season four,

people are gonna compare the two looks,

regardless of what I do.

So might as well make it a little bit of a meme

and give them that classic Alien VS. Predator moment.

But for the twist, for this look,

I've given it a sort of a cyberpunk aesthetic.

So I like the idea that this character

is so into The Predator that they've turned themselves

into one essentially.

And right now what I'm doing is attaching glow wire

to the whole thing so that it'll light up.

These are little like school binder clip things,

like paperclip things,

but they work wonderfully as fake studs.

I just take either side of the wire and put the binder clip

thingy on both sides and then I can just pierce it straight

into the foam just like that and boom, it's in.

So I'm super excited for this week's challenge.

- So my inspiration for horror icons is from Sadako,

from the ring, not Samara-

Samara's the white girl that wishes can be Sadako

because she's in the remake.

No, I'm doing specifically Sadako from the 1998 film,

the legendary, "The Ring" that changed the scape

of Asian horror completely.

And this character means so much to me and my culture.

So I wanted to represent that.

I wanted the dress to have a structure to it

while looking water damaged and really gross.

I've incorporated this synthetic hair that I wet

with hair gel that kind of got weaved into the dress

to create these swirls and stuff.

But the gag comes from all the props that go with it.

So this is a prop TV that pops on my head like so.

And I thought it would be a cool kind of fashion

runway-esque moment to kind of revisit the TV crawl,

the iconic scene from "The Ring".

And I have all these VCR tapes grossly tangled up

with hair that I'm gonna use for prop.

And right now I'm drying fake blood paint

to kind of distress it and make it all gory and bloody.

- Well, my inspiration for this week's challenge

is actually a secret, but if you're smart enough,

I'm sure you can figure it out.

I'll be using four way stretch black vinyl,

maybe some red... and some long hair

to emulate my horror icon.

- All right, well today's been a really long day.

I'm sure we could all use some rest.

So let's pack up and get the fuck outta here.

- Get the fuck outta here.

(upbeat music)

(clock ticking)

(Boulet laughter)

- Let's get iconic!

- Alright sweaties! Horror icons!

- Let's fucking do it.

- Feels so crazy to be doing this challenge again.

- So it's a new day and I still don't trust anyone

and I'm still a bitch.

- So it's beyond obvious, we don't trust each other.

Why don't we do a team trust building activity?

- Okay. Such as?

- Let's do a trust fall.

- What kind of Fright Feat-?

(laughing)

Listen, right.

- I'm about to break my head open.

- So here's the way it works.

I'm gonna assume the position.

- This is a way to eliminate your competitors.

- Astrud.

- Astrud, get on up there.

- Astrud Aurelia.

- Oh, did you get to put deodorant on yet?

- Nope.

Sure didn't.

Are we doing it?

(all laughing)

- The trust falls are interesting.

I forgot how to do one cause I ain't trusted somebody

in so long, but this is a good exercise.

Maybe I should try that more often.

- Ready?

Yeah!

- [Evah] This is when Astrud died.

(laughter)

- Oh Jesus.

- [Victoria] Okay, I trust you.

I think Evah will catch me,

with those big hairy buff arms of hers.

Here we go.

I thought I was going down for a second.

- Okay.

(laughing)

Hope you like concrete.

- If this bitch drops me, I will haunt her forever.

- Oh God.

- Yay!

- That might have been the cleanest one actually.

- You know what?

I guess at the end of the day we do trust each other.

- I think we do.

- Maybe. Maybe.

- Yeah. You think we trust each other,

but I sure don't.

- [Astrud] Oh God, please don't. Please don't. Oh my God!

- [HoSo] Where'd she get a knife?

- I just thought I'd casually lighten the mood

by killing everyone.

- Oh!

- Dead!

Trust that, bitch.

Oh, I see someone hiding over there.

- Maybe this is the acting challenge of the season.

Who knows?

(phone ringing)

- Hello? Hello?

- What's your favorite scary movie?

- D...D...Dragula?

- Good answer!

(horrific music)

Come back here!

(Koco screaming)

- I think she's actually gonna die.

- [HoSo] Damn! Stabula.

- I gotta give it to Victoria because

she's really playing the part and this is the best acting

I've seen from her.

- Line?

(upbeat music)

- Fuck. I just remembered something.

The consequences.

- But be warned,

saving you both tonight will have future consequences.

- One of the parts that just kind of chills me

is just where they didn't specify who the consequences

were for. Right?

- You know, I might be a little biased,

but I don't think consequences should

fall on anyone specific.

I think it should all be our problem to solve together.

But I don't know. I don't know.

- I think the consequences should fall upon Evah and HoSo

because it's their fucking fault.

- That's crazy to think about.

- Well... that's stressful.

(upbeat electronic music)

(sudden alert)

(all talking)

- [Koco] Every fucking time.

- [Swanthula] The floorshow is about to begin.

- Oh, I'm so happy for you.

- Now let the floorshow begin!

- [Swanthula] Please make your way to the main stage.

(clock chime)

♪ "Boulet Brothers Entrance Theme" ♪

- Welcome to the theater, my cinematic little cinefiles.

Tonight we've tasked our remaining competitors

with choosing a favorite horror icon

and recreating that icon's signature look

in a new and fresh interpretation.

- As a second part to the challenge,

our glamour ghouls must also reenact a famous movie moment

from their chosen icon's body of work,

and present it here on the main stage.

Here to help us judge tonight's floorshow

is an iconic horror figure in his own right

and the man who knows the most about slashers

on the silver screen.

Please welcome the handsome, Mr. Joe Bob Briggs.

- Joe Bob, thank you for being here.

- It's an honor to be here on this iconic night.

- We do hope the spot we reserved for you to park

your trailer is sufficient.

And please note that there are complimentary water,

electricity, and sewage hookups behind the boudoir.

- Who knew hell could be so inviting?

- And our next judge is everyone's favorite vampire hunter,

familiar, and the star of FX's "What We Do in the Shadows",

the dashing, Harvey Guillén.

- Harvey, thank you so much for joining us again.

- Oh, my lawyer said,

I can't legally say I was here tonight, just FYI.

- We are absolutely thrilled to have you back with us,

but please remember hand over all of your garlic,

crucifixes, and silver bullets

before we join you in the judges' booth.

- I've already pawned half of that stuff. So.

- Now without further ado, let's dim the lights,

- Start the music,

- and let the floorshow begin!

(TV static)

(intense music)

♪ "Boulet Brothers Entrance Theme" ♪

(TV static)

- Hello uglies, and welcome to the floorshow.

(Koco's sinister laugh)

Tonight, we've challenged our remaining competitors

to create innovative new looks inspired by some of the most

famous figures from horror history.

As a second part to the challenge,

our drag monsters must also act out their horror legend's

most iconic scenes in a mini short here on the main stage.

I do wish my sisters well,

but these bitches have been coming for me all week

and I can't wait to get my new claws wrapped around

their scrawny little necks.

So without further ado, let's dim the lights,

start the music, and let the floorshow begin!

(Koco's evil laughter)

(TV static)

(horrific music and sounds)

(horror effects continue)

- Hello Boulet Brothers.

(evil laughter)

You like my new look?

I've changed a bit since you've last seen me.

It's your old friend, the Crypt Keeper.

A corpse by any other name would smell as sweet.

Unless of course, it isn't dead yet!

(laughing)

I mean, who would wear shoes like these except a killer?

Or a beauty killer that is.

(manic laughter)

(TV static)

(sci-fi music)

- We come in peace.

We come in peace.

We come in peace.

(bird squaking)

(bird wings flapping)

(Evah alien emoting)

(laser gun shooting)

(people screaming)

(TV static)

(suspenseful, thrilling music)

(TV static)

(demonic chanting)

(synth music)

(synth music continues)

(synth music continues)

- Alert. Destruction.

(upbeat rhythmic music)

(rhythmic music continues)

(synth music)

(synth music continues)

(synth music continues)

(TV static)

- That was fun.

- I... love... us.

I love what we do.

God, tonight's floorshow was so incredible.

- What about what they did?

- It's gonna be- well they, they were okay too.

Now it is going to be so difficult to narrow this down.

- Tonight we're gonna decide who the top three are.

Let's talk about how we felt the competitors did tonight.

- Yes.

- And how do we feel about each of these competitors

as far as how they've done overall in the competition.

Because to me, I'm considering all that tonight.

- Of course.

So let's start with Koco.

- What a huge risk.

- You know, flattery will get you everywhere.

(laughing)

- I think choosing to do our floorshow intro

as the horror icon moment was really smart.

- Koco took the inspiration and the source material

and changed it and made it their own.

The blood became jewels, the hair went black and super long.

I saw Koco in the drag.

I absolutely saw us in the drag.

It was excellent.

- The only thing is I think we should have gave them

the same treatment.

So I think we could have like put a heat blaster-

- Oh yeah.

- On Koco.

- 50 Distractions.

- And I think maybe read some nasty emails right before

to distract them.

- I think Koco's journey through Dragula

has been a very exciting one.

- One of the things I really love about Koco

is that they are kind of DIY and punk about their drag.

I love artists who can make things with their hands,

and who if you give them a challenge,

they can turn around something incredible in two days.

- And Koco's career is kind of young.

They're still evolving.

We saw that evolution kind of like right in front of us.

They haven't peaked yet.

I feel like they're kind of just getting started.

That's something to consider. - I agree.

So let's move on to Astrud.

- I was not a huge fan of this look.

- Really?

- I felt like I could see the bike helmet of it all.

- I don't know. I wasn't into it.

- I was a fan of this look and I thought it was kind of cool

to bring it to this neon super future.

- Well-

- and hold on-

The worst part about it for me though, don't-

Don't go there. - You don't, don't.

Don't do that shit to me.

(laughing)

The challenge wasn't just to come up with a cool look.

They had to reenact an iconic scene this character

is known for and I thought this was an afterthought.

- She didn't do anything for the performance.

- There was the decapitation and the pull of the spine,

but if you couldn't read that, that's a problem.

- I think that she's come so far since her season,

and obviously there's been a lot of growth since then,

but I do not feel like she's ready to kind of go on

to win the show.

And they did interrupt you on season four that one time.

(laughing)

- Astrud performed very well throughout this competition.

- Absolutely. Absolutely.

- I just don't know if they're ready to compete

at the highest tier of this competition.

- So let's talk about HoSo next.

- HoSo's incredible reimagining of "The Ring".

- From the moment she came out with the TV screen

around her and then the TV on the head. Double TV.

- Yes.

- I'm into it.

- Very meta.

- And then it was great.

The garment became fashion.

All of the elements that are signature elements

of this character were kind of sniped,

tucked and reimagined.

- So let's talk about how HoSo's done this season.

HoSo did very well on season four,

arguably almost won.

Immediately went on tour with us,

which is exhausting.

- Exhausting.

- And immediately came back here and did this again.

- Very impressive.

- With no break. That shows serious dedication

and tenacity and has not cracked once during the whole time.

- But she's so young, she's got so much energy

and I'm glad to see it.

- I'm gonna suck a little bit of that out.

- I need a little bit of it. Give it.

- Share in your youthful energy.

Let's talk about Victoria.

- Excellent job.

- Amazing.

- Remember the note that we gave her last week was

you're being a little too literal with the challenges,

but I felt like tonight she absolutely gave us

Victoria merged with the Crypt Keeper.

- Yeah.

- And a little homage to us too. See again.

- And the horror icon moment was so connected

to this character.

It's what we all know and love about the Crypt Keeper.

Victoria welcomed us into her world.

We saw the book, we were kind of experiencing the tale,

but she made it her tale and she made it a Tale of Dragula

and it was just a really successful way to

take this character and reimagine it exactly the way

we challenged her to.

- Victoria's been very consistent, the whole competition.

- Yes.

- I am impressed once again.

Victoria after her season went home and just continued

to hone her craft and is an incredibly powerful drag artist.

- Victoria has definitely found her inner strength

and we see that on stage and we also see that

in the boudoir.

We see that on the show in the round

and we are considering all of this when we decide

who's going to go on to the finale.

All right, let's talk about Evah.

- Yes.

- So Evah looked great.

I did feel like she had some challenges though.

I felt like the prosthetics were coming off of her face

as she was doing her floor show and she kept trying

to put it back on and it was like flapping right off.

- My issue with it is that it was too spot on,

almost a redo of the original.

I needed a reinterpretation.

It might seem so minute,

but at this stage these things do matter.

- Well what do you think of Evah's performance

during the season?

- Evah's performance is top notch.

I feel like when they're excited about the challenge,

it's a bullseye.

And then if the challenge maybe isn't that exciting,

we see a diminished Evah.

- Yeah.

- The wrestling challenge-

- Right.

- My question is though, is she ready to compete at the top?

- Here's my issue.

We ended up saving two people when we should have

sent someone home on a previous episode

and Evah is the one that would've went home.

Now that I have to decide who to send home tonight,

it makes me feel like it's only fair that it should be her.

- I think we saved her so that we could see more

from Evah Destruction and we have,

and now we have a new challenge to judge.

- Look, we said there was gonna be a price to pay, right?

And what the price to pay is.

You had better, now that we spared you,

outdo everyone else so that you don't go home again.

Did she do that?

No, she did great, she maintained,

but did she do better than them?

Clearly tonight she is not winning. So no.

- Drac you're always very good at the rules,

but I'm good at breaking them and I'm glad we kept Evah

and it's our show, we can do what we want

and I'm not sure what's gonna happen with her yet.

- We'll see.

- Yes we will.

- Well, I think it's about time

to get in our special guests,

He knows everything there is to know about horror.

The one and only, Joe Bob Briggs.

- And the dashing Mr. Harvey Guillen.

This is truly a star studded panel tonight.

- I am excited about the judges.

- Absolutely.

I can't wait to hear what they think about our monsters.

- It's time to call the judges, bring out the monsters

and let judgment begin.

- No, come on.

- That was good.

- Welcome back icons and thank you

for an incredible floorshow.

- Yes.

- Before we begin,

I wanna remind you that we are not here to judge your drag.

Drag is art and art is subjective.

What we are judging you on is your drag

as it relates to this competition and the challenges

we put before you.

- The winner of this challenge will advance

to the Titans Grand finale and be one step closer

to the $100,000 grand prize,

the title of Dragula,

and the headlining spot of the upcoming Boulet Brothers

Dragula World Tour.

- The winner of this challenge gets to go to the finale,

which I think is crazy because depending on who wins,

this could go a variety of directions.

- We're going to offer each of you a bit of critique

and we're going to start with Victoria.

- Victoria, you have the Crypt Keeper look down.

I mean it's absolutely terrifying.

I love the way that you did the performance.

Do you do voiceover work? Cause-

- No, not at all.

- Really?

I don't know if the person who does the Crypt Keeper

is still alive, but you could probably scoot them over

and take, have their job.

- You got a job.

I don't know what your Crypt Keeper hair is made out of,

but it is scary.

Your monologue was terrifying.

I liked what you did in the attempt to bring

the Crypt Keeper out of his chair

and show us maybe what's going on behind those eyes.

- Thank you.

- I think you really came to life with this character.

I don't often see you performing in that way.

You were just owning the room.

- Thank you.

- Victoria I love the way you infuse your horror icon

with Victoria Black.

For the Crypt Keeper you really struck that sweet spot

of the nod to the icon,

but also keeping true to the artist behind the icon.

- So happy it showed through. Thank you.

- Victoria's look is great,

but a part of it just seemed a little simple and I-,

and I wanted more.

- Moving on to Astrud.

- Astrud, that was a bold choice because you chose

a creature that actually relies half on special effects.

You approximated those effects by decking yourself out

like a sinister Christmas tree with lights

going off everywhere.

So you actually did an amazing thing because

you put CGI on stage.

- The one thing that I did have a concern was

I know how hard it's to work with a prop

and it just seemed like it wasn't cohesive,

a little bit with the movement.

It would look like it was challenging for you

with the actual prop and the whole ripping of the head.

I was looking forward to that 'cause it's such

an iconic moment with the spine being ripped out.

It was stopping you from becoming fully the character.

- A hundred percent. Thank you so much.

- I love that you chose Predator

because you've completed the Alien VS. Predator movie

that we've been making up in our mind.

That's the reason why I did it. Literally.

I have a criticism about the scene reenactment,

because we needed this iconic movie moment,

and I feel like that piece fell a little short.

- It may have been a little challenging for you

because you chose a character that couldn't speak

to do your reenactment.

I think the look is very creative.

I don't think it's your strongest look you've had

on the season, but I think it's good.

I feel like I'm seeing almost like some club style clothes

mixed in there that may be throwing me off a little bit,

but I think it's an interesting interpretation.

- Thank you.

- The cyberpunk take that Astrud took on the Predator

was really cool, but I think I preferred

Melissa's bedazzled Predator instead.

- Let's talk about HoSo.

- You're my favorite tonight. I knew exactly who you were.

I mean the devil is in the detail

and tonight you took us to hell.

Not a moment was lost and it was a full performance

from beginning to end.

So I have nothing but positive, positive critique for you.

- Thank you so much.

- This performance from you was stellar.

It was very shocking almost to kind of come around

the corner and see the TV on your head.

With the TV behind you, it just really sold the horror

and you brought it. You were scary. Your props were great.

I just think you did a really great job.

- Was it great?

- It was great.

- Great. - Great!

- What's cool about it is you,

you brought the look to a very fashionable place.

You took the tape and it went through and into the hair

and then the hair kind of went through and into the look

and the look kind of went through and into the tape.

It just kind of seemed like this unending cycle

of like hellish video horror, which is "The Ring".

So I thought you did a great job.

- It was great?

- It was great. - Wow!

- Great!

(laughing)

I think that the hardest thing about doing the girl

from "The Ring" would be how to get people to identify

the girl from "The Ring".

And you did it immediately with the TV set.

And I love the dangling VHS tapes off the side

because by the end of it you looked like a zombie

who crawled up out of the last surviving Blockbuster

after it was destroyed in an earthquake or something.

It was just great.

- Maybe we should change your name to HoSo The Great.

- HoSo The Great.

- That's great!

- I really enjoyed HoSo's interpretation of "The Ring",

but without that TV girl, she'd been have been fucked.

- Next is Koco.

- So you win the award for being the bravest contestant

tonight because you chose a horror icon that is known

by 100% of the audience.

So you're just saying judge me everybody.

The Boulets obviously are horror icons.

I don't know if you were going for Drac

or you were going for Swan,

but I think it's a good combination of the two.

- Thank you.

- So Koco, you had the entire world of horror

to choose from and you chose us.

I have to commend you on your superior taste level.

It was very brave to choose us because I think

it was a huge risk.

You could have fell really far if you fucked it up

and you did not.

So I have to commend you for that too.

And you look fantastic.

- I wanted to show how grateful I am that this platform

exists, that I was able to be a part of it

and I just wanted to take the opportunity to say

I thank you and you will forever be my horror icons.

- Thank you so much.

- You are so welcome. Like honestly.

- We're proud to have you.

We're happy that you were on the season you were

and here as well. Like we really appreciate that.

Thank you.

And the performance that you did by doing

our floorshow intro and introducing the judges

in that whole bit, really brave but awesome.

You were thinking outside of the box,

you were thinking how to take the square

and make it your own. And I love the look too.

It's something that we would wear.

You got legs for days, which we always appreciate.

- So Koco, I mean as we all know,

the Boulet Brothers have this iconic cadence

to their speech pattern and the way they present.

I could see that you were doing that as well

and I applaud to you for that because you didn't

wanna miss a beat and it's a great homage to such iconic

duos and you're all part of iconic history

and you're changing the world and the way the world

sees this kind of performance art.

So I applaud you all because we are all

part of the stepping stones in a new adventure

and a new world.

- Thank you.

- Yes. Diva.

(laughing)

- Koco is insane.

Walking into a show, dressed up as the hosts of the show.

That is so ballsy.

I wouldn't even think to do that.

- Let's talk about Evah.

- Ack ack.

- You're very much aware of your body

and you knew how to move with your props

and how to maneuver your cape.

That alone is what an artist does on their own.

How to be familiar with their props and their movement

so the audience doesn't have to worry for you.

And you did that tonight, you're a true artist

and I applaud you.

- It's an honor. Thank you.

- So Evah, your characterization was fantastic once again.

- Thank you.

Is the prosthetic on this side?

It seemed like you were having a little bit of trouble

with it during the floorshow.

- It was towards the end.

The lip kind of came up, but I mean you roll with it.

- Well I think chewing gum probably loosened it I assume.

- So I'm gonna start with my only criticism.

- Okay.

- Which is, it's so close to the original.

I think the only change would be the silhouette.

It is a deadly silhouette.

I love the spiky hips and matching shoulders.

The difference that pops out is like she was in a gown

and you've transformed the look into like the body suit,

which I like, but is it enough?

I don't know. I think about it.

However, everything else,

like you bring it to us every ball.

Oh my God, you are just a powerhouse

when it comes to performance.

Thank you so much.

- You're welcome.

- Seriously.

- Your performance was absolutely mesmerizing.

You were like a beautiful alien

from a 1960s beach movie and-

- I love it.

- I'm not sure if the Martians in "Mars Attacks" are iconic,

but if they're iconic to you, then they're iconic.

- Of course. Thank you.

- I think Evah's look was great.

I mean it was a body suit, but it was a nice body suit.

You know how I feel about body suits?

- You all performed very well tonight,

but there could only be one iconic killer

to steal the spotlight.

The winner and the titan who is guaranteed

a spot in the grand finale is...

HoSo.

- Fuck.

- [Evah] Work.

Work, work bitch.

- Oh my God.

- HoSo, we'll see you in... seven days.

At the grand finale.

- Holy shit, I won.

And I get to compete in the grand finale.

This is fucking amazing.

- The fact that HoSo gets the first spot in the finale

makes me a little jealous.

- Now for the rest of you,

we warned you that after saving two of you

on a previous challenge, there would be-

consequences.

And tonight that debt has to be paid.

So I'm delighted to tell you that all four of you

will be ascending the Staircase of Souls

and only two of you will be returning.

- And there it is, folks, another twist.

Ripe for the taking.

- I'm not surprised.

There can be only three of us in the finale.

We have to walk the Steps of Souls now and I don't know,

I'm trying to hold onto any hope that I have right now.

- Oh my fucking God.

- Although I'm a little nervous

to go up the Staircase of Souls,

I know I'm not going anywhere.

- We're going to release you to the Cauldron

and we'll call you back to the stage

once we have reached a final verdict.

(tense music)

(evil laughing)

(all talking)

- [Evah] Get me a fucking drink.

- I definitely feel the eyes burning in the back of my head.

I earned my spot in the finale,

but I also was kind of the reason why the consequence

was there in the first place. So I feel weird.

- Personally, I stand by my top three: me, Victoria, HoSo.

I think that Astrud's going home and I also believe

that Koco's going home.

So the consequence is upon us.

- Yes. Indeed.

- Indeed.

- Why? Honestly, why the do we even-

Why are we getting consequences?

I got good critiques.

- It's HoSo and I's fault.

- Yeah, it is our fault.

Hear Me out. Yeah, hear me out.

Hear me out. I hate that it has to be this way.

Because right now I can't sit here and say that I wish

it would've been different because if that was the case,

I wouldn't have been here.

We can look at it in a positive light.

All of us got to show everything that we brought

and that's because two of us were saved.

- I still stand by a top five.

- That doesn't sound like consequences to me.

Everyone in this room should feel fucking awesome

about everything they have done.

Not only this episode, but this season.

- I wish I felt like you guys do.

I just feel like this entire competition for me,

it's been Astrud, you're doing incredible, you're amazing,

you're amazing, but you're just not quite good enough.

It's clear to me that I have the,

probably the lowest score tonight.

I think I got the heaviest critiques out of everybody.

I want to feel like what I do is worthy

of fucking making it to the finale.

I want to feel like it's worthy of being shown on a,

on a, on a fucking international tour.

I feel like I'm doing everything in my power to prove that.

And I just need somebody to say that it is.

I just really want it.

- Regardless of what ends up happening later tonight,

that will not define who you are as an artist, a creator.

Because everything that happens after this

is all in your control.

- Except for the fucking tour, bitch.

Let me just say, let me just say,

say if the Boulet Brothers can walk in here right now

and say, Astrud, we'll put you in the fucking finale.

You can go on tour, but you can't win that $100,000.

I would say deal. I'd say fucking deal.

- I really want Astrud to want more than just going on tour.

There's more to this art and more to this experience

than just going on tour.

You've got so much more ahead of you honey.

- Honestly, if Astrud wants to go on a tour so bad,

maybe she should tour the trap door.

There are people around you that believe in you

so fucking much.

This room is full of it.

(tense music)

- Dead ass. 100% girl.

- And every time I think I'm too annoying, I think of you.

(laughing)

- And go, this bitch lives in her annoyance

and lives it every day and is proud of it.

I shouldn't be afraid.

- I think Astrud's going home.

When you give up the competition,

they give up you, you go down the hole.

- HoSo I have to ask the hard questions here,

especially considering who my horror icons are,

as a person who has officially made it to the finale.

Who do you see on the left and right of you?

- Oh my God.

- You gotta make the hard calls, girl.

- My answer is not the most diplomatic and I stand by that.

- As you should stand in your truth, bitch.

- Hearing you right now. I want you to go on tour so bad.

I believe that you believe in yourself.

But when it comes to this competition and the finale,

regarding the finale-

- It's not good enough.

- It it's, I hear you saying that and and I can't justify

in my head saying you over everyone else.

- That's fine.

- I don't know what to say. I want to be there for her.

But if she doesn't see herself in that finale,

there's not much I can do for her.

Koco, you are an amazing fucking artist.

You have a voice that must be heard.

I think seeing you in the finale

will inspire so many fucking people in the world.

- Thank you.

- I want you there in the finale with me.

Victoria. You know you did so fucking well

in this competition in general.

You know you did.

You've had the chance to go up to that top.

You've had the chance to show everything that you've got.

The emotional and undiplomatic me thinks that

Evah that hasn't had that chance deserves to be in that spot

and have the chance to prove herself and show

the final floorshow and see that view from the top.

Just like you and I have.

- She's scared of me. She's a little shady cunt.

I think we all deserve to have that spot.

This is a competition I've done really well,

and I'm not sorry about that.

I know I'm contradicting myself because I was up there

last time, but I won the challenge. So.

- I just wanna say that I think I should stay

and I think I'm staying because no one seems to believe

that I'm gonna be in the top three.

And I wanna prove all of y'all wrong.

- I believe I'm not going home 'cause I've showed

what I can do in this competition.

I believe I have the talents to show a $100,000 performance

and I know who Victoria is.

It's not like season two where she was absent.

I know who she is and she's here to stay.

Every ounce of my being is this title.

- I'm moving on into the finale because if I wasn't a cunt,

if I wasn't sickening, if I wasn't gaggy,

I wouldn't have made it not only this far, but back at all.

I feel like everything I am is everything

this competition calls for. I've lived the life.

I am Dragula. I don't think I'm going home tonight.

- I don't think I'm going home tonight based

off the fact that I believe that this truly has been

such an amazing journey.

But I'm not going to lie.

I will feel incredibly dissatisfied if I don't make it

to the finale.

That is the beast that still has to be fed.

So no, I truly do not see an outcome

where I'm going home at all.

I just don't.

- Ack.

- I think Astrud and Eva are going home because I feel

as though Evah's trying too hard to prove something

when it needs to be proved to herself first.

And Astrud could easily put a bandaid over

that same bullet wound herself.

All right bitches.

Grab your motherfucking glass no matter how high

or low it may be, and know that we the shit.

Dragula, bitches.

- [All] Titans!

(laughing)

(intense music)

- Welcome back, Titans.

- With the exception of HoSo,

you will all be walking the Staircase of Souls

to decide your fate.

- I have the heaviest of hearts I've had

throughout this competition.

I'm not gonna like whoever goes home.

- Astrud

and Koco.

Please ascend the Staircase of Souls

to the Ghostly Gallery where your final fate

will be decided.

- Hearing Astrud and Koco are being paired up together

immediately lets me know that

I'm going up there with Victoria.

- I love what I do,

like I do what I do because I love what I do

and I feel like I'm only showing myself

as authentically as I can.

I just wish that the other competitors saw me

at the same level as them, 'cause they clearly don't.

- Walking the Staircase of Souls is not terrifying at all.

Cause I'm not going anywhere.

I don't know who's going home out of Astrud and Koco,

but I sure the hell hope it's not Koco.

- Astrud.

(shocking, horrific sound effects)

you have been banished back to the underworld.

Koco.

Congratulations.

You will be moving on to the grand finale.

- I really fucking wanted to be in the finale with Astrud,

but now that dream is not gonna come true

and I'm very sad about it.

- It feels good.

It feels right.

- Now.

Evah and Victoria,

please ascend the Staircase of Souls

to the Ghostly Gallery where your final fate

will also be decided.

- It looks like Evah's having self doubts now

and it's making me nervous.

- If there's somebody that I'm glad

that I'm standing next to right now,

I'm glad it's with Victoria,

because if there's anybody that I'm gonna

be sent back down with, I'm glad the best of the best

in this competition is standing next to me,

and I'm telling you what.

You haven't seen the last of me.

Because my name is Evah Destruction for fuck's sake.

- I feel like it could go either way.

I have no idea what's about to happen.

- Victoria.

(shocking, horrific sound effects)

You'll also be moving on to the grand finale.

- Oh my God, this is it.

We made it into the top three,

and next week we are going to the finale.

I couldn't be more excited.

This is what we came to do and I'm gonna kill it.

- Even though I'm very emotional right now,

finale's next week, I have work to do,

so I'm gonna stand strong.

- For once everything's panning out the way I pictured.

It's time for the Clash of the Titans.

- Our top three Titans.

In one week's time, we will have our grand finale,

where the Battle of the Titans

will come to its final conclusion.

Until then, pleasant dreams, darlings.

(evil laughing)

(rhythmic synth music)

(terrified screaming)