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Big or small?

Big,

It must be big this time.

You have to think about it carefully.

Lose again.

I need to take off my clothes.

What's so interesting about such a big belly?

Come on.

Open it.

Small,

Take off your clothes.

I really didn't see you.

Shame on you.

Take off your clothes,

Take it off,

Come on.

Come on.

Show me my sexy belly.

Envy yourself to the fullest.

Take it off.

Madam,

it's not me.

Madam,

you have a guest?

We'll get going.

You mistook me for someone else.

You're lustful and greedy for money,

and you said you didn't

come to me. What's the matter?

I do have something to tell you.

Well,

I spilled the antidote for Zhou Luochen and me,

Please,

All right,

I'll get it for you later.

Thank you, madam.

Hunian,

I finally found you.

Both of you are here.

Hunian,

that's right,

This.

My dear eldest sister.

The eldest lady of Imperial Sword Villa,

Tang Muyu,

Hunian,

let me tell you something.

What is it?

Please wait a moment.

What's wrong?

What's the matter?

My Lady.

How was last night?

You know what?

It turns out that the landlady

is the elder sister of Imperial Sword Villa,

I even asked her for a new antidote.

Zhou Luochen,

why is Zhou Luochen

still sleeping?

Zhou Luochen.

The pulse is wrong.

The temperature is not right,

and the breathing is not right.

Oh no.

Don't die here.

Luckily, the medicine came in time.

Try it first.

Open your mouth.

I've kissed her

already. I don't care.

Help!

This is too bitter.

Not only bitter,

but also sour and salty,

Something bad happened.

Which one of you

is pregnant?

What did you say?

No,

I didn't. No,

I'm here to tell you,

Sword Worship Conference,

The rules of this competition have been changed.

It turns out that it's a contest.

Now it's a competition point system,

whoever gets the higher score,

Whoever can get

Siyun Sword.

Fellow countrymen,

fellow villagers,

Ladies and gentlemen,

after a long wait,

And the tireless efforts of the organizers,

I announce,

Today, at the Sword Congress,

I was reborn from the fire.

You're taking a new step.

It's time for the competition to start again.

Okay.

Next,

let's welcome Siyun Sword again.

how

Why are you

making this sword again?

Safety.

It's all for safety.

Worship the sword.

Let's go.

I'm leaving.

Don't go!

Let's go.

Sword worship meeting?

What is it?

Let's go.

Hey,

Don't miss the blind date

between father and father,

Old tradition,

let's first introduce the contestants,

First,

Gu Qingge,

The head of Wuji Sect's Five Swords,

he's innocent and honest,

His specialty is playing the flute

and his weapon is

the Everlasting Heavenly Sword,

The ultimate move is

the Everlasting Sword of Heaven,

The expectation index is seven stars.

That's awesome.

The second one,

Li Xia,

Acting head of Xing Yue Sect,

he is humble and respectful,

She is good at dancing,

and the weapon she holds is the Star Moon Umbrella.

The best trick is

to close the moon and shame the stars,

The expectation index is seven stars,

Okay,

Third place,

Su Qi,

The second generation disciple of the Beggar Sect,

the first disciple of the former Five Poison Sect,

He has average personality,

special skills

and no weapons. He is a generation of doggy sticks,

I don't know what to do.

Expectation index,

one star,

Fourth place,

Song Ningyan,

The Saint Girl of Zoroastrianism

is cynical,

Good at spending,

holding a lot of money,

The trick is to buy people's hearts,

expecting an index of eight stars,

Okay,

Number five,

Leng Wuyou.

General of Shence Prefecture,

who is upright and considerate,

Romantic and single-minded,

dignified and humble.

Anyway, it's a reassurance for the people.

The Night's Watch of the country.

The weapon he holds

is one of the female and male swords of the last Sword Worship Conference.

Sun-seeking Sword,

the unique skill is the Sword of Nine-Yang.

The expectation index is nine stars.

Okay,

It's a pity that Miss Xiaoman and Moon Chasing Sword were killed strangely,

otherwise the combination of the two swords would be invincible.

Yes,

Okay,

The last group

is also the extra contestant of this competition.

They are

the Sword Saint couple,

Unknown personality,

unknown specialty,

The weapon is unknown.

I don't know what I'm doing.

Expectation refers to dozens of stars,

Okay,

Ten stars.

Okay,

now we will return the report to the scene of the competition.