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♪ Disco theme playing ♪

♪ '70s pop music playing ♪

♪ Ahh ♪

♪ Ahh-ahh ♪

♪ Ahh ♪

♪ Ahh-ahh ♪

- What's up? - Hello.

Let's go, go, go, go, go!

Hey! Hey!

What the fuck...?

Put those back. You’re shoplifting.

Did you hear his accent?

"Put those back. You are shoplifting."

I will call the police.

Tell you what.

I'll give you back one, yeah?

I'm... God, I'm sorry, man.

Um... "Somen."

- Somen. - Let's get out of here, man.

So stupid! There's no reason...

Somen, how's my favorite manager today?

- Very good, sir, thank you. - Good, good. Glad to hear.

- Revenue is up 15% over last month. - In no small part thanks to you.

I don't know about that, sir. Oh, don't be modest.

That idea of yours, the loyalty card...

Sir, do you have a loyalty card?

Loyalty card?

Ten fill-ups, the 11th is free.

It builds the repeat business.

You have a keen business mind, Somen.

Thank you, sir.

Listen, I want you to come over for lunch this weekend.

- Sir? - Mrs. Singh is making her famous mutton saag.

See you soon.

There was a reason I invited you over today.

Oh?

Of all my managers, you're the best.

Thank you, sir.

Hard-working, reliable, clever.

So, is everything to your liking?

Yes, the mutton saag is divine.

Good, good, good.

Thank you so much for this.

My pleasure.

Which is why I want to promote you.

Promote me? To general manager.

I want you to oversee operations to all of my seven gas stations.

I greatly appreciate your offer.

But I'm afraid I can't accept. - What?

I've been meaning to speak with you about this

for some time now, sir.

I have made the decision to leave.

But what will you do?

How much money have you saved?

As of Monday, $44,000.

$44,000? How is that possible?

Actually, it's $44,155.

I rounded down because I didn't want to brag,

but you pay me $2.60 an hour.

Multiply that by 70 hours a week, 52 weeks a year, by five years.

That comes to $52,000, of which I have managed to save 90%.

Ninety?

I have no social life to speak of, sir.

All I do is sleep and work.

For food, I eat expired sandwiches from the station.

If you have $44,000,

that's nearly enough to own your own gas station.

That's true.

So why not just work with me for a few more years...

Sir, I do not want a gas station.

What do you mean you don't want a gas station?

That was my dream when I came here.

But that was seven years ago.

My goals have changed.

I have changed.

Steve Austin, astronaut.

A man barely alive.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.

We have the technology.

We have the capability to make

the world's first bionic man.

Steve Austin will be that man.

Better than he was before.

Better...

stronger, faster.

I'm going to start my own business.

Not a gas station, a backgammon club.

Backgammon?

Over three million Americans play,

yet no club exists in all of Los Angeles.

Is this some sort of joke?

Now, imagine if there were an establishment

where people could gather together to play

in a sophisticated setting.

Velvet couches, cigar bar.

An elegant, exclusive atmosphere.

You are serious. Quite.

And I have found the perfect location.

A failing discotheque in West Los Angeles.

So, what are you going to do with the place?

It's going to be a backgammon club.

And I have the perfect name for it.

"Destiny II."

The "II" implies it's a sequel,

projecting an air of success onto the place.

See, people are attracted to things they perceive are successful.

I've read that in a number of business journals.

♪ Jazz house music playing ♪

I'll be in my office.

Nah, come on, let's go someplace different.

This is fuckin' dead in here.

I know, but we're here. Let's just get one drink.

Welcome. Welcome.

Right this way.

Have a seat at the bar.

Bobby, take good care of them.

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.

What can I get for ya?

Tom Collins.

And for the lady?

I'll have a Pink Squirrel.

- Of course. - Excellent choices.

Thank you.

♪ House jazz continues ♪

You're lucky you caught us at an off hour.

Usually it's so busy.

Yeah. Seven o'clock on a Friday?

Paul.

What? I'm just noting the time.

Oyster Perpetual?

Yeah.

You're a Rolex man, huh?

Very much so.

I would put the Oyster in my top three,

right alongside the Daytona and the GMT-Master II.

One day I hope to own one.

Yeah.

Paul Snider.

Steve Banerjee.

And this is Dorothy Stratten.

Hi.

Playmate of the Month.

Paul. - Like Playboy?

Yeah, you're looking at Miss August.

It's on newsstands next week.

So, does this mean you know Mr. Hefner?

Oh, yeah. He's a really wonderful guy.

Yeah, Heffy, he's the greatest guy, the sweetest guy.

I can't believe I'm talking to people who know Hugh Hefner.

You must understand he's my hero, he's my role model.

- Seriously? - In fact,

he is the inspiration for this place.

I wanted to create a sophisticated establishment

of the sort seen in Playboy.

Well...

it's a club.

I think it's really great.

When did you open it?

Four and a half months ago.

One Tom Collins, one Pink Squirrel.

- Thank you. - Mm-hm.

Backgammon club, huh?

It's not a bad idea.

The problem is, you gotta know what you're doing.

You can't just throw up some drapes, open the doors,

and wait for the crowds to magically pour in. Hmm?

There's an art to opening a club.

There's marketing, there's publicity,

gotta know who to schmooze,

how to get those bold-faced names in the door.

"Bold-faced names"?

Do you mean celebrities? - Exactly.

You know, you get yourself a Jimmy Caan coming in here,

you plant a piece with Rona Barrett.

"The hottest place in town is..."

What's this place called?

- Destiny II. - Destiny... Destiny II?

"The hottest spot in town is Destiny II,

where anybody who's anybody is, is..."

You get the idea.

And you know how to do this?

Hmm? Yeah, sure. It's what I do.

I'm a nightclub promoter.

One of the best in the biz, right, babe?

Yeah, he really is.

Wait!

What?

- Is there a chance... - A chance?

You would consider coming onboard?

You mean with the...

My club, Destiny II.

With your knowledge and your expertise...

Look, no offense, but,

even if I was interested, and that is a big if,

I doubt you could afford me.

That's true.

I'm not in a position to offer a salary,

certainly not one suitable to a man of your stature.

But what if I offered a stake?

A stake?

Of the ownership.

All right, I'll play.

What are we talkin'?

How does 10% sound?

That would sound insulting.

Fifteen?

It would still sound insulting.

Twenty-five percent.

Guy wants to give me a fourth of his club right here on the street.

Please.

♪ Funky '70s jazz playing ♪

Where are they? It's been six weeks.

Not one famous person has set foot in this club.

They'll be here, trust me.

You keep saying that. Gabe Kaplan, Telly Savalas...

- These things take time. - Scott Baio, Gil Gerard.

Hey, these are busy, important people, all right?

You can't just snap your fingers and expect a Gabe Kaplan to appear.

♪ Funky jazz playing ♪

Gabe!

Paul Snider.

We met at the Fast Break premiere.

- Okay. Good to see you. - Yeah.

Didn't see you in there.

Man, that Chasen's chili, huh? Ooh!

Hey, congrats on that Emmy nom.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

Better not give it to All in the Family again.

- Nah. - Enough already.

Kotter all the way, baby.

Kotter all the way.

This might sound like a crazy question,

but, uh, you like backgammon?

What about Hef?

I told ya, the guy almost never leaves the mansion.

You said he was your friend. You said he would definitely do you a...

Hey, just trust me.

All right?

We should let Bobby go early.

What time is it?

8:30.

- Must be later than that. - It's 8:30.

Your watch stopped.

Oh, battery must have died or something.

What?

Rolexes don't have batteries.

Let me see it. - What?

- Show me your watch. Show it to me. - No.

- Show me your watch. - Get the fuck off.

What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck is your problem?

- Your watch is fake! - What?

You are fake.

Excuse me?

- You have deceived me. - Hey.

Deceived you?

You're not a big-time club promoter at all, are you?

- Look, man... - No, you look.

This is not a joke to me, this is my life.

Every cent I have, I've put into this club.

- Just calm down. - I need this!

Hey, so do I!

Look at my girl, man!

Look at her.

You know how many people are hitting on her?

Fucking directors, producers, movie stars.

The whole fucking town!

She's gonna leave me, man. She's gonna fuckin' walk.

You think she's sticking around if I ain't got something going on?

I need a win, man. I need a fuckin' win!

♪ Contemplative music playing ♪

Five percent.

What?

If you want to stay, that's your cut.

No more 25.

Oh, come on, man.

Twenty-five was for a big-time club promoter.

Look, what about 10?

Five. Take it or leave it.

All right, just do me one favor, all right?

Don't tell Dorothy.

The backgammon, it's not working.

♪ Disco music playing ♪

♪ Everywhere that you go ♪

Let's go!

♪ You hear the sound of disco ♪

Gorgeous brunettes!

Go! - ♪ Some like her high ♪

Come on! Who's it gonna be?

Come on! Yeaaaah!

♪ Disco beat ♪

- ♪ Disco ♪ - ♪ Disco USA ♪

She's down!

Whoo!

- ♪ Disco beat ♪ - ♪ Disco ♪

♪ Disco's here to stay ♪

♪ Everybody you know ♪

♪ Is really playin' disco ♪

♪ Some like it fast ♪

♪ And some like it slow ♪

This is disgusting. Can we, like, go dancing?

I'd love to shake this off.

Could I come with you?

♪ Disco music playing ♪

♪ Well, my pad is very messy and there's whiskers on my chin ♪

♪ And I'm all hung up on music and I always play to win ♪

♪ I ain't got no time for lovin'... ♪

- This is a gay bar. - No shit, Stevie.

Come on, baby.

♪ I'm a man ♪

♪ Yes I am, and I can't help but love you so ♪

♪ I'm a man ♪

♪ Yes I am, and I can't help but love you so ♪

♪ Well, if I had my choice of matter I would rather be with cats ♪

♪ All engrossed in mental chatter showin' where our minds are at ♪

Excuse me. May I please have a Coke?

♪ And relating to each other just how strong our will can be ♪

♪ In resisting all involvements with each groovy chick we see ♪

♪ I'm a man ♪

♪ Yes I am, and I can't help but love you so ♪

♪ I'm a man ♪

♪ Yes I am, and I can't help but love you so ♪

♪ I'm a man... ♪

Are you almost done? - What?

I'll be outside.

♪ I'm a man ♪

♪ Movie stars ♪

♪ Find the end of the rainbow with a fortune to win ♪

♪ It's so different from the world... ♪

You’re beautiful! Whoo!

♪ Tired of TV ♪

♪ I open the window and I gaze into the night ♪

♪ But there's nothing there to see... ♪

Take it off!

♪ There's not a soul out there ♪

♪ No one to hear ♪

♪ My prayer ♪

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight ♪

♪ Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away? ♪

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme a man... ♪

That's it.

What?

That is it!

Yeah.

Come with me!

Wh-What are you doing?

- We're going outside. - Dorothy!

Steve, Steve! Hey, hey, hey, hey.

What's going on? Hey.

- A strip club for women. - What?

There are a million strip clubs for men in Los Angeles,

yet not a single one for women.

Yeah, is this some kind of joke?

Not at all.

That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.

What's so dumb about it?

Do you like looking at naked dudes?

- Of course. - Oh, fuckin' bullshit. Come on.

- The male body is beautiful. - You got that right, honey.

Hey, shut the fuck up.

No. I mean, not... not like how we look at girls, you know.

We're, we're dirty little dogs, we're pervs.

It's different.

I have something to tell you, Paul.

Something extremely shocking.

Mm-hmm.

But women get horny.

We're every bit as lustful.

We've just had to be in the closet about it.

But now with the whole sexual revolution thing,

it's all coming out.

Erica Jong, Deep Throat,

the pill.

She's right. There’s a hole in the marketplace.

We'd have something truly unique all to ourselves.

Try it.

What's the worst that could happen?

You have an empty club.

Wanna make some money?

We got a little business opportunity for you.

Strip club for the ladies.

A guy like you could make a lot of money.

- No... - All right.

Thirty-nine, 40...

That's pretty good, buddy. You want to make some money, by the way?

Yeah, we got a business opportunity for you.

Males stripping for women.

There you go, you really sold it, Steve, that's great.

Gonna make a lot of money, have a lot of fun, get a lot of pussy.

This guy, this guy's down.

Yeah, all right.

Then we'll see you there, Saturday.

Hey, big guy, you wanna bring those guns down

to Destiny II? It's a strip club for ladies?

You're gonna make a lot of money... - We pay by the pound.

This guy's interested, I can see it in his eye.

Look at that, Steve. See, that's a hungry look.

We got a business opportunity for ya.

Okay? We got a new strip club for the ladies.

It's called Destiny II, this is Steve Banerjee, he's the manager.

You come take your clothes off, the ladies are gonna love it.

You're gonna make a lot of money, Destiny II.

Hey, what about you? You're practically naked already.

What about you? You're gonna make bank, come on.

We got a new strip club opening for the ladies.

Come take your clothes off, make a lot more money.

♪ I was made for loving you, baby... ♪

Hey, ladies, got a fun time for ya.

$4. $4.

All the fun of a fair.

If you think the sun is hot, wait till you see these men.

Take one for your friend.

Give you a little break from that beautiful thing.

Hey, why don't you take one, too, huh?

You deserve it.

♪ You were made for loving me ♪

♪ And I can't get enough of you... ♪

Not terrible!

This is incredible!

Steve, what the fuck is that?

New name for a new beginning.

Yeah, but "Chippendales"?

Chippendales.

Like the cabinet maker. - Like the what, now?

Thomas Chippendale, the 18th-century cabinet maker.

No?

He was renowned for his elegant hand-carved designs.

During Crown rule, his furnishings filled the Viceroy's palace.

It's classy.

- I love it. - It's showtime.

Good evening, ladies!

Whoo!

I'm your sophisticated emcee, Paul Snider.

Are you ready to have a good time?

Yes! - Yeah.

Well, put some newspaper on those seats,

because you are about to get wet.

Fasten those garter belts and break out those singles.

Man, do we have a beautiful show for you tonight!

Are you ready for carpentry class?

Because we have some beautiful wood.

It is the world premiere debut performance

of the world-famous Chippendales Dancers!

Ow!

Oh, my goodness. What do we have here?

- ♪ Wanna feel my body ♪ - ♪ Wanna feel my body, baby ♪

♪ Such a thrill, my body ♪ Oh, my goodness.

♪ My body, wanna touch my body, baby ♪

Oh! It's laundry time.

- ♪ It's too much, my body ♪ - It's gettin' dirty in here!

♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ Uh-oh!

♪ Macho, macho man ♪

Oh, let's tell 'em what you want!

Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!

♪ Macho, macho man ♪

What have we got going on?

♪ I've got to be a macho! ♪

Yeah!

♪ Macho, macho man ♪

You gotta pay a little extra for that, lady.

♪ A macho man ♪

♪ Macho, macho man ♪

♪ I've got to be a macho ♪

Would you look at that?

Yeah, let's see that money!

Yeah!

♪ Macho, baby! ♪

Still think it won't work?

Oh, yeah! - ♪ Wanna feel my body ♪

Let's show them our money!

Whoo!

Yeah. Oh!

The men are very handsome.

Good listeners, and very muscular.

Yeah!

Thank you. Thank you very much.

You are going to have a wonderful time tonight.

A good man is hard to find, but not here tonight

at Chippendales.

Welcome to Chippendales College,

where everybody gets that "D."

Let's see those dollar bills!

Let's take a bite out of that grade-A prime

all-American beef stock!

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, we have lift-off!

Whoo!

Yeah-eah-eah-eah!

All right!

Check out Mr. Hot Dog here.

Let's get some mustard on that baby.

Jesus H. Christ.

♪ I need hot stuff ♪ Ow!

I'm sorry, sir. This show is for ladies only.

It's our strict policy.

Well, I'm sure there's somebody I could talk to.

Would you go fetch the manager?

Actually, I am the manager,

and as such, I must ask you to leave.

Of course, you ladies can stay,

provided you find an empty chair.

You know what?

Fuck it, I got the gist.

Talk about a flaming pile of trash.

You know, I've been hearing about this place.

I thought I'd check it out out of professional curiosity.

Professional curiosity?

Who are you?

Who am I?

Nick De Noia.

Emmy-winning choreographer.

You won an Emmy?

No.

I won two.

♪ I need hot stuff ♪ Come here, baby!

Uh-oh, what's happening?

Uh-oh.

Oh, my God!

There's something fishy in here.

Classy.

Yeah, let's see that money, ladies!

Let's go.

Oh my God. Let's see those dollar bills!

Whoo!

It's Chippendales, baby!

♪ Contemplative music playing ♪

Really? You really don't know Jennifer O'Neill?

"Rio Lobo," "Summer of '42"?

She's a major movie star.

Anyway, the point being, by the time we got hitched,

I'd long moved on from acting.

The last five years, I've been producing and directing.

TV and film mostly,

theater when I need to scratch the itch.

And what did you win the Emmys for?

Unicorn Tales.

- Sorry, what? - Unicorn Tales.

Oh, "tails" because it's a thing on the back of a horse,

and also means story.

- That's right, you get it. - I haven't heard of it.

Big show, NBC.

- NBC? - Mm-hmm. Cigarette?

No, thank you.

So...

what can I do for you?

Well, I was hoping to speak with you because...

I asked for dressing on the side.

I'm so sorry, sir.

Sorry. Continue.

As I was saying, um...

the reason I wanted to meet with you was

I was hoping to get your thoughts.

My thoughts?

On the show.

You called it "a flaming pile of trash."

Well, I wouldn't say that.

That it's trash?

That it's a show.

A show has choreography.

Production values, narrative.

What you have is a... is a...

it's a crass spectacle,

a cheap gimmick

devoid of the slightest hint of stagecraft

or professionalism.

What would you do?

Oh, to turn it into something half decent,

an actual show

that maybe could last?

- Yes. - Well, I'm not fuckin' tellin' you.

People pay big bucks for my expertise.

If I paid, would you be open?

To what, exactly?

You come on to consult for a week or two weeks.

Oh, whip your thing into some semblance of actual entertainment?

Got it.

Oh, that is a hell of a tall order.

But I do enjoy a challenge.

And 5, 6, 7, 8.

Good. Sexy, keep it sexy.

Sexy in the face, guys. Keep the eyes alive.

That’s it.

There’s no place in the world you'd rather be

than dancing for these beautiful women.

That's right, guys. You are king of the jungle.

- He's good. - He's really good.

Gimme that tiger energy!

Rrrrr! Yes.

Oh, yeah, really good.

What? He is.

Yeah!

And give it to them...

Good!

All right, awesome, guys. Very very good.

Very good. All right, back it up, back it up, back it up. Uh...

What do we need this asshole for, huh?

He'll help turn it into a real show,

choreography, you know, production values.

This ain't Broadway we're doin', all right?

We're a fuckin' strip joint on Overland next to a car wash.

Really feel it in your body, right, like you're a giant tongue.

You got a wall in front of you and you're licking the wall

with your entire body.

That's it, good.

What did you say he won an Emmy for?

- Two Emmys. - What did he win two Emmys for?

Unicorn Tales.

Unicorn Tales?

Never fuckin' heard of it.

This walk, you are strutting down the street

and you are owning it and everybody is looking at you.

He's just here for a couple of weeks.

He'll whip the show into shape and be gone.

Mm-hmm. Really feel that.

And walk and walk

and give it to those ladies.

Yes! That's it.

They want it. Make love to them with your eyes.

And turn it around. Okay.

Good.

Feel it in the body, very nice.

Yes! Keep an eye on my feet.

I'm going to show you a pivot turn.

Now, you lock eyes with the most beautiful lady in the room,

and...

you hold her gaze, all right?

And then you step and pivot

and step and pivot.

Back to her, and pivot and step.

Do it with me, and step and pivot

and step and pivot, yes.

And pivot and step.

Don’t let her get away. Step and pivot...

I'm hungry, let's go eat, come on.

And pivot... Let me see you...

Hey, let me go! I'm not even hungry.

And 5, 6, 7, 8...

Come on.

Right this way.

♪ Piano playing romantic music ♪

Why are we here?

Hmm? What, L'Escoffier?

It's like the hottest spot in town.

No, I know. That wasn't the question.

I mean, Orson Welles eats here every day.

Merci beaucoup, amigo.

Paul.

What? Gotta keep 'em sweet.

You know how hard it is to get a reservation here, huh?

Dorothy?

Yes. - Peter Bogdanovich.

We met last summer at the mansion.

Oh, my gosh. Of course.

Won't you come join us for a moment?

I'd love to introduce you to some of my friends.

I'll be back in a sec. This way.

Would you be willing to read for me? I... I would love that.

I would love to read.

You have a certain just natural sweetness

and a certain quality that I think is very, very rare.

Wouldn't you guys agree? Absolutely.

So nice to meet you.

Thank you so much. You're so welcome.

Good to see you, Peter.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God, oh, my God.

You are not going to believe what just happened.

What happened?

He just asked me to read for a part in his new movie.

Yeah?

Of course he did.

What's that mean?

You really don't know?

Know what?

He wants to fuck you.

Why would you say that?

Because it's true.

Did he say, "You have a certain quality"?

Did he say that?

"Oh, I got this part you'd be perfect for, huh?"

Yeah. Of course, he did.

Paul, you can be a real asshole sometimes.

You’re gonna fuck him.

Excuse me?

You are gonna fuck Peter Bogdanovich.

I am not going to fuck Peter Bogdanovich.

Sure you are. You just don't know it yet.

Shut up, Paul.

Where's the audition, hmm?

In his bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel?

No, wait, it'll be at his chalet in the south of France.

That’s the move. Fuckin' smooth fucker.

Why can't you ever be happy for me?

I just say what I see, all right, just calling it like it is.

Fuck off.

Fuck you.

No, fuck you, Dorothy. Fuck you!

Oh, come on.

I'm sorry.

You can't just engage a woman's body,

you gotta engage her mind.

You know, women aren't like men.

They want a story.

You gotta weave them a fairy tale.

Fucking bitch!

Fucking slut!

Paul!

Goddamn it!

Paul. What is going on?

What's going on? I'll tell you what's fuckin' goin' on.

Peter fuckin' Bogdanovich, that's what's goin' on.

I don't know what that means.

Oh, he's a major fuckin' Hollywood director, Steve,

and he just asked Dorothy to read for his new film.

- Isn't that good? - No.

It's not fuckin' good, Steve, it's fuckin' horrible.

- Why is it horrible? - Aw, jeez.

Do I have to explain every fuckin' thing to you?

What it means, Steve,

is that he is going to fuck her.

And when he fucks her,

he's going to steal her away from me.

Fuckin' bitch! - Where are you getting this from?

Because that's how this shit works, Steve!

I know how this shit works!

Fuck! After all I've fuckin' done for her.

She wouldn't even fuckin' be here if it wasn't for me.

She'd be fuckin' makin' peanut-butter fuckin' parfaits...

I'm sorry, I've had it.

What? You've had it with what?

You. - Excuse me?

You are bad energy.

Oh, bad energy. Go fuck yourself,

Unicorn Tales, bad energy.

I can’t have him around while we're rehearsing.

Are you gonna listen to this fuckin' piece of shit, Steve?

Oh, and speaking of not having you around,

your emceeing services are no longer required.

- Excuse me? - You're creepy.

And you're weird, and you're fired.

Yeah. Yeah, well, you...

you don't get to fire me, so...

Oh, but I do.

Will you set this cocksucker straight, please, Steve?

Steve?

I've given Nick full authority in all creative matters.

Are you kidding me?

Are you fucking kidding me?!

Fuck you, Banerjee!

Paul? Paul?

♪ Disco music playing ♪

Welcome to Chippendales!

Have fun, girls!

Jeff, we need more water for the dancers.

Come on, guys, this should have been done an hour ago.

Bobby.

Think this will hold us?

If anything, we need more rum.

Paul, could you check in back?

- Sure thing, boss. - Do you have a second?

I'm a little busy, what's up?

Um, this is kind of random, but I had this idea.

Uh-huh.

I know how much you admire Hugh Hefner.

- I do. - Which got me thinking.

What if Chippendales did like a Playboy Club thing?

Cuffs and collars.

Just like the Bunnies.

It could be a really classy touch.

I feel ridiculous.

You are a genius.

Ladies and ladies, are you ready to have

the greatest night of your lives?

Please welcome your wildest fantasies come to life,

the men of Chippendales!

♪ Hup, shoot 'em up! ♪

♪ Hup, ride! ♪

♪ Hup, shoot 'em up! ♪

♪ Hup, ride! ♪

♪ Hup, shoot 'em up! ♪

♪ Hup, ride! ♪

♪ Hup, shoot 'em up! ♪

♪ Hup, hup, hup! ♪

♪ Hup! Hup! ♪

♪ Hup! Hup! ♪

♪ Hup! Hup! ♪

♪ Hup! Hup! ♪

♪ Give your love to a cowboy man ♪

♪ He's gonna love you hard as he can ♪

- Whoo! - ♪ Give your love to a cowboy man ♪

♪ He's gonna love you hard as he can ♪

♪ Oh, the sergeant at arms had masculine charms ♪

♪ He could keep all the ladies waiting ♪

♪ Hup, 2, 3, 4! ♪

♪ His black leather boots kick the butts of recruits ♪

♪ What a way to keep up your rating ♪

Take 'em off! - ♪ Life at the outpost ♪

- ♪ Oh, every single night ♪ - ♪ Life at the outpost ♪

♪ Oh, you can bet on your life... ♪

- What? - We're leaving. Come on.

♪ Those men were working it right ♪

♪ Every single day all the ladies would say ♪

♪ Give your love to a cowboy man ♪

♪ He's gonna love you hard as he can, can ♪

♪ Give your love to a cowboy man ♪

♪ He's gonna love you hard as he can ♪

The greatest show you'll ever seen in your entire life,

and that's a fact!

♪ But his wife had different intentions ♪

♪ Boom-boom bang-bang ♪

♪ Fulfilling desires around the old campfires ♪

♪ Doing things I dare not mention ♪

♪ Life at the outpost ♪

♪ Oh, every single night ♪

♪ Life at the outpost... ♪

To Chippendales!

That was wonderful!

Absolutely wonderful work, everybody.

Wonderful work!

Thank you so much. Fantastic work.

Best $3,000 I ever spent.

Glad I could be of service.

Well...

Good luck to you.

Thank you.

Okay!

Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech!

You took off your clothes and the women loved it!

To Chippendales!

- To Chippendales! - To Chippendales!

♪ Contemplative music playing ♪

This is Paul. And this is Dorothy.

We're not in right now. So leave your name...

Number. And time of call.

And we'll get back to you...

as soon as possible.

Paul, it's Steve.

That was some night, huh?

I didn't even see you two leave.

Anyway, I was calling because I was hoping

you could do me a favor.

On the way in, could you stop by that upholstery place

and pick up those stools?

I would do it myself, the place is right by my apartment,

but I actually ended up spending the night at the club,

and it's not worth the trip home.

There is hours of cleanup.

Ooh!

Okay, hopefully you get this, but if not, don't worry.

I'll pick them up tomorrow.

I'll see you both soon.

Good stuff.

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ How do you like your love? ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ How do you like your love? ♪

♪ But if you want to know how I really feel ♪

♪ Get the cameras rollin', get the action goin' ♪

♪ Baby, you know my love for you is real ♪

♪ So take me where you want to ♪

♪ Me and my heart you steal ♪

♪ More, more, more ♪

♪ How do you like it, how do you like it? ♪

♪ More, more, more ♪

♪ How do you like it, how do you like it? ♪

♪ More, more, more ♪

♪ How do you like it, how do you like it? ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ How do you like your love? ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ How do you like your love? ♪

♪ But if you want to know how I really feel... ♪

♪ Me and my heart you steal... ♪