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[theme music playing]

[narrator] Spider-Man.

[inaudible speaking]

[meows]

[inaudible]

[roars]

[narrator] Spider-Man.

[thunder rumbling]

You haven't lost your touch, have you, Goron?

The last time we met,

I let you get away, Doctor Doom.

I won't make that mistake this time.

It is true then.

You can teleport objects.

Quickly, make the orb reappear.

And now, to send you to oblivion.

Don't be a fool, Goron. I need your special talents.

And you need me.

I propose a partnership.

Why should I help you?

For half the world.

Half the world?

To help convince mankind to trust me,

one last time.

[thunder rumbling]

[grunts]

I'm Officer Harrigan, undercover squad.

Thanks. You just helped a purse snatcher get away.

Hey, uh, Harrigan, I'm sorry.

[stutters] You're doing such a good job, you fooled me.

I mean, you really look like a bum.

[groans]

Uh, look, you're doing a great job. Keep up the good work.

[sighing]

Aha! Doctor Doom!

I knew he was my kind of guy.

Doctor Doom has invited the world's leaders

to Latveria, his tiny kingdom,

in order to demonstrate his most recent scientific discoveries.

[all] Long live Doctor Doom!

Long live Doctor Doom!

The people, they seem to love him.

Yeah, maybe.

Ah, you worry too much, my friend.

Ah, that new factory is very impressive, no?

Yeah, it's impressive, all right.

But somehow, something still don't feel right.

Yes, that new factory is beautiful,

as long as one does not look too closely.

As long as one ignores Doctor Doom's dungeons.

We are all prisoners of Doom.

[man] It is my son, Johan.

Doctor Doom is making a robot of my son.

No!

[Ambassador] Now, would you look at that.

[woman] Pumpkins as big as an automobile. Magnifique.

[man] How is this possible?

We grow 'em big in Texas, but my hat's off to you, sir.

Thank you, Ambassador.

Look, I'm a man of few words, Doctor Doom.

So, how about we talk turkey, so to speak?

My government will pay a lot for this discovery. What do you say?

One moment. My government will double his bid.

We will triple it.

We will discuss my terms later.

[Ambassador] Now, boy, what was you so all fired up to tell us?

Yes, speak. Do not be afraid.

Why would I be afraid?

I only wanted to tell you how much we all love our leader.

Long live, Doctor Doom.

Oh, sure.

Thank you, Johan.

Ah, this is truly a meal fit for a king.

Hmm...

Doctor Doom, now, I don't mean to seem ungrateful,

but just what do you want for these discoveries of yours?

Nothing.

My discoveries are free

for the benefit of all mankind.

Mmm, how magnanimous.

I have to ask.

Have you forgotten what Doctor Doom did at the U.N.?

How can we trust him?

[Doctor Doom] My friends, you remember Goron.

Goron, it seems the American doubts our sincerity.

Eat!

Say, that's mighty good!

Say, Doctor, you think you could spare your associate there

for a little trip to the U.S.?

You know, show him off to the folks back home.

It can be arranged.

Bring in the food.

Uh, how quickly do these plants grow?

Is it true that with NASA's help

you can end world hunger forever?

[female reporter] Will you be going to the Space Center?

[male reporter] Uh, do you spell Goron

with one "R" or two?

[man] Look! It's unbelievable.

Unbelievable is right.

I want a closer look at this.

Uh, you say our space platform

can help develop this discovery faster.

Uh, come to Cape Canaveral with me tomorrow. We'll see.

Goron and Doom might have bamboozled the space people,

but the press won't be taken in.

Doctor Doom may be the greatest man who ever lived.

Huh?

Mmm...

This stuff is excellent.

Mmm... splendid fellow that Doctor Doom,

giving this all away.

There's got to be something in the food.

Look out! It's Spider-Man.

This guy's really a hot-head.

Got to get out of his line of sight.

[struggling]

These plants eat insects. [chuckles]

[struggling]

I'll never eat another mushroom again, I promise.

Of course.

The CO2 gas from the fire extinguisher

should freeze these plants solid.

If I hit this just right...

Now to find a way to Cape Canaveral.

I'm still not certain how our new space platform

can help feed the world,

but NASA is anxious to do whatever it can.

Doctor Doom was sure you'd feel that way.

The conference room is right up ahead.

I just hope we can get everything locked in before the platform's launched.

[scientist] Just a moment. We're locked in! What is this?

[Peter thinking] Good thing I conned J.J.

into sending me here to cover the launch.

Now to see what that moron Goron is up to.

Uh-oh.

My spider sense is tingling.

It's Goron,

in the computer room.

I was expecting you, Spider-Man.

Can't fight it.

It's pushing me.

Goron to Doctor Doom.

On schedule.

I'm on my way to pick up

the space platform guidance system now.

[man on PA] Warning! This is a restricted area.

Warning! Warning!

Who would believe something this tiny

could hold within it the fate of the world?

Now, to replace it with this substitute.

[man] Done.

- [Goron] And just in time. - Hey!

What are you doing here?

This area's top secret.

Huh?

Wha... What am I doing here?

The secret launch codes for the space platform,

I need them.

Yeah...

Of course. There.

Goron to Doctor Doom.

Goron calling Doctor Doom.

The secret launch code is AX4...

Only one... chance.

[computer] Danger! Overload! Overload! Danger!

[sighs] And I was just starting to like it.

3X9-6.

End of launch code.

Connect this computer

to the Defence Department's Strike Force computer.

[man] We're now tied in with all army, navy,

and air force computers.

[Goron] Now, every nuclear missile

in the air, on the ground, and at sea

is ready to launch in five minutes.

Your attention!

The world has five minutes

to proclaim Doctor Doom its ruler or...

[Spider-Man] Wrong again, bright eyes.

The game's over, Goron.

Ha! I've just programmed in Doctor Doom's code word.

The only word in the universe that will stop the missiles.

It is only known to Doom and me.

Destroy me, and the missiles will launch

and end the world.

Spider-Man doesn't bow to blackmail, skin head.

You need glasses.

[Doctor Doom] Goron, what's happening?

The mirror. Get to the mirror.

Prepare to teleport the guidance system.

The relay satellite will be in position in 30 seconds, hurry!

Message acknowledged.

[chuckles] The solar mirror.

[panting] What happened? He was right behind me.

[beeping]

I did it.

Where you going, grumpy?

You've interfered for the last time, wall-crawler.

No!

[Spider-Man] His own ray has changed him back to his real form.

Uh-oh! Only minutes to go.

[beeping]

Huh... Wha... What?

I... I can't override it without the code word

that bald guy programmed in,

and that word can be any combination of letters in any language.

It would take every computer we've got

five years to find the word.

With an ego like Doctor Doom's,

there's only one word he would think could save the world.

D-O-O...

Doom.

It worked. But, but, but... how?

Just a lucky guess.

It's like this everywhere, J.J.

All of Doom's giant food became worthless after two days.

Drat!

Just another of Doctor Doom's hollow promises.

Just like the promises of certain photographers.

We had a date last night, Peter Parker!

Oh...

[theme music playing]