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THE CZECH REPUBLIC - NORWAY

Guys! If Norway wins, I'll buy you a trip to the World Cup!

Edgar! Now you gotta keep your promise!

Sorry. There's not gonna be any trip. The EdGarage doesn't have the cash.

The offer just slipped out! You better start saving, guys.

Is the EdGarage out of money, Edgar?

7 MONTHS LATER

LONG FLAT BALLS

Kurt Nilsen here on P4. 20,000 supporters are now in Germany.

And there's at least half a million who'd wish they were there...

- Quit stealing! - I was just getting some change!

There's less here. What have you done with our money?

- I needed money for the parking meter! - Won't get to the World Cup with this.

- What was that all about? - I don't know.

Who was that last guy?

- Did you hear what he said, Edgar? - No. He was whispering.

If I was supposed to hear it, it's stupid to whisper.

Are you always this bloody hilarious? But that's not why we are here.

We're sick of this! Mobekken is tired of waiting for his money.

Commission means that you keep a percentage. Not all the money!

I knew you were stupid, Edgar, but not that stupid.

You've got 30 days to put the money on the table.

If not, we'll take over this...

Mobekken will take over this whole stinking grease pit!

My wife is a partner here too.

Well I hope she's a swinger, 'cos she's about to swap partners!

- Have you seen her? - No, but...

If I were you, I'd pass. Thirty days!

Damn it, that little gnome doesn't understand.

Do you understand what we're saying?

Edgar, the word is you haven't reproduced! You'd better get a move on.

If you can't pay me back in thirty days, it won't ever happen!

'Cos with no balls, your squirt... Is gonna hurt!

- Did you hear him? - Yeah! This time he didn't whisper.

- Kari, come with me! - Edgar, what's going on?

That was Mobekken and his monkey. We owe them a lot of money.

- We haven't borrowed any... - I wasn't talking about a loan.

I owe him commission for car sales.

But I spent it on things like payroll and stuff.

- Shit! How much are we talking about? - 890,000.

... you get these fashionable EdGarage caps.

If you decide today, I'll throw in a set of winter tires.

Nothing like the feeling of new rubber, you know...

Just sign here, please.

- OK, we'll take care of it. - Just sold the Volvo!

- Sold the Volvo anyway. - That's great, Oyvind.

Hello!

- Won't get to the World Cup with this. - No, we'll need a miracle.

Yeah, like you selling cars to women.

Wake up, will you? We have work to do!

Hi!

I'd like to buy a car.

Just sold the Opel?

Oyvind, we need to talk.

- Why do you only sell cars to men? - They're the ones who buy them.

There are also quite a few women who want to buy cars.

Jesus Christ! Here's a list of 15 cars, over the last three months...

- Well, that's quite a lot really! - Sure, but they're all men.

I can't see a single... Wait... no, that's a guy too!

What's your problem? Spit it out!

- It's not that easy... - What's your problem with women?

- I've never been laid. - What?

Never fucked!

Lots of people have never fucked.

- Really? - But we can fix that.

- We might be going to Germany. - Yeah, that would be nice.

Alright?

I had my debut in Germany, too.

And Norway will do great in the World Cup!

Being in the World Cup is an accomplishment in itself...

- 4 summer tires and 8 winter tires... - We're out of toilet paper, too.

Use something else! Tonight's the crucial game in the group play-offs!

- It's time for those long, flat balls! - What do you mean?

We're not talking about the shape of the ball, dumbass.

- It should travel flat to the turf. - So say that then.

- Professional lingo, you know. - Use your brain stupid!

You must have heard the expression!

Is it possible to be that stupid?

Guys! I have good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first?

Let's start with the bad. Then go for a happy ending.

If we start with the good news, then it falls...

OK, guys! I'll decide.

- Soon, you'll have a new boss. - And the bad news is?

- I have to sell the EdGarage. - You're selling the EdGarage, Edgar?

I've got a problem with Mobekken Auto. I owe him a lot of money.

But we've been busy as hell here! We can't be broke.

Yes, but we were selling his cars for commission.

The money he was supposed to get, I had to spend on pay checks.

What's the good news then?

If Norway wins tonight, I'll buy you a trip to Germany.

Without the women!

What are you smiling about? You've never even fucked one!

Norway has defeated USA! We've advanced from the group play-offs!

Norway made it to the quarterfinals!

Take out a mortgage on the house, and come to Germany!

This is our ride to Germany, guys!

Holy shit!

Open the hood, Edgar!

- Is it a two- or four-cylinder? - What do you think? It's four!

Do you have a couple of minutes?

That was really cool. The trip to the World Cup.

Have you thought about which route to drive?

I know a nice route through Hamburg.

- That's the easiest way to get there. - Something else on your mind?

Well, we could... swing by the Reeperbahn.

Have a peek at the girls Wouldn't that be cool?

- What about Laila? - She's not interested in soccer.

She's more into ping-pong!

- How is it with you two, by the way? - Oh, things are... they're great.

Lots of sex and stuff, you know, it's brilliant, really...

Jeez...

- Do you have a couple of minutes? - Sure, Kai. Sit down.

I've thought about Mobekken Auto.

This trip to Germany was really nice of you. Lots of good food and stuff...

- I think it will be fun. - I'm looking forward to it!

- I think it'll be nice. - Great fun.

Shame you might have to sell your life's work. It makes me nervous.

- That's just life, Kai. - But that Mobekken...

- He probably needs a good mechanic? - Do you mean yourself?

What about your drinking? Have you really quit?

Yeah, sure, sure. Haven't had a drink in forever.

- Can I trust you on that? - Yes, those days are gone.

Christmas Eve, New Year's Eve, Easter Eve...

Midsummer's night... Your birthdays...

Then there is no reason for you to be nervous. I'll put in a word for you.

That would be nice of you, Edgar. And I'm looking forward to the trip.

- Don't go around being nervous. - Thanks, Edgar. I'll go pack, then.

Boy!

- Do you have two minutes? - Sure. Come on in.

It's about that trip to Germany.

There's not much left! I only got 250 euros for 2,000.

- Then they gotta be worth more, right? - A lot more. Germany is cheap.

- Freddy, tell the guys. - I'm not going to Germany.

You're not going to Germany?

No, I've landed some gigs. I've got to focus on my music.

- But we're going to the World Cup! - But I don't even like soccer!

Everybody likes soccer, you too. You just don't know it yet!

So now we're one man short!

- Which letter are you? - N.

- Have you ever heard of ORWAY? - You could fit two letters on your belly.

Damn it, I'll show you two letters! Let go of me! God damn it! Hey!

- Do you have ten minutes? - Yeah.

About that trip to Germany... I need some money up front!

I'm broke as usual, you know.

I can't give you an advance as long as you are on sick leave.

I can work under the table. Then get an advance out of that!

We both benefit.

You might not have a job to take sick leave from when you get back.

- Hello. - I can't live here anymore!

This goddamn racket! She's crazy!

- I just can't take it anymore! - He's back again.

Asshole!

Damn crappy burrito music!

Just put it on the bill, OK?

Hi, Mom.

What's this? After Eight Mints? I don't like After Eight Mints!

- And are those flowers for me? - Yes...

I am allergic to roses!

But how would you know when you've never bothered giving me roses before?

Sit closer! Do it! God, you're almost bald.

Oh, will you stop that? All you do is go to soccer games.

Can't get yourself a woman at soccer games! You have to ask them out.

- But first I have to meet the right one. - In the stupid Stadium?

Besides, you have me, so you don't need anyone!

- Will you stop that horrible racket? - If you tried asking nicely...

You're exactly like your Father. No, you're not really.

Your Father was tall, handsome and had enough hair for a beautiful quiff!

But you are similar in that he traveled the country to see horse races, -

- and you have that soccer of yours. Would you stop that?

Hear that? They're killing me... When are you going to take me home?

Me and the boys are going on a soccer trip to Germany.

Germany? The land of beer and prostitutes... Can't you just stop it?

If you can't stop, I'll just have to cut off...the electricity!

NORWAY -ARGENTINA

May Berit Bergh rest in peace.

About that trip to Germany, I really need that money.

Shut the fuck up! This is a funeral, Karsten...

Poor Oyvind! First the EdGarage and...

- And then FFK lost last Saturday. - ...and then his Mother...

- They were ahead in the first half, too! - Edgar, I really need that money.

Could you move a bit? I'm filling up this hole here.

- At least give me five minutes! - Sorry, gotta get home for the game.

But it's a long kick, it's a very long kick...

Is Mrs. Bergh feeling better now?

She's dead.

He's at a very sharp angle!

You guys are finished with these, right?

Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.

Norway is 2-1 up against Argentina, another South American team...

Come on, Oyvind!

Oyvind! Oyvind! Oyvind!

- Go on, grab a beer, Oyvind! - And the Reverend too!

Rev'rend! Rev'rend! Rev'rend!

Edgar! Edgar!

2-1 victory for Norway. Hope all of Norway is watching.

We've beaten Argentina 2-1!

OLÉ, OLÉ, OLÉ!

Guys... Guys! I have a new N.

Helge!

He's the guy replacing Freddy!

This is Helge, my nephew. A real party animal...

He's a member of the Free Church.

- Helge. - Satan.

See you tomorrow.

Mama!

Petter? What would you say if we were going to have a baby?

Yes! Yes, wonderful!

Did you see that? In the top corner from thirty meters! Straight in!

- Do you want me to rewind it? - No, that's OK.

Wanna go to bed?

So it was the real deal, then...

And remember to change your underwear every day.

At this time of night?

I'll throw in some detergent in case you need to get any stains out.

- Hi, Oyvind. - Hi.

I've been thinking... I'm not going to Germany.

I have things to take care of after Mom...

But I'll ride with you to Gothenburg.

And I'll tell the guys myself, so you won't have to tell them.

I understand, Oyvind.

And while I'm there, I can buy some cheap bacon.

Bye.

I don't think this trip was meant to happen. First, I get us a new N...

- Now we're one O short. - So that was Oyvind at the door?

- Now he tells me he's not going. - That's understandable.

- But we're leaving early tomorrow. - He couldn't see this coming.

I wonder if it's an omen...

I could come along, you know. I can take my top off, too.

Just one thing... Now that we are going to the World Cup and all...

We've talked about taking a break in our relationship before...

Is it OK if I take that break now?

- Yeah, that's fine! - It's fine?

- Sure, we can take a break. - We? But...

Bye now, Petter!

I meant that I should take a break, not both of us! Hello? Hello!

- Darn it! - Thanks, I'll take that.

We're going to have a nice time without cell phones.

- Well, OK, 15 minutes a day. - 15 minutes?

Phone. Thanks. Bye!

Bye!

- Bloody hell... This is my seat! - I get carsick from sitting in the back.

- Like I care? Get lost! - But, I get stomach pains!

- You think you're so special? - We are all special.

Jesus...

OK, let's go, guys!

And water for you!

- Here, Oyvind! - Wanna hear some music?

Is that Neil Young?

I was wandering in the dark, when Jesus called me to salvation...

- Fucking hell! - Turn that music off!

No...

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

About those 15 minutes, Edgar...

If I accumulate them over four days can I talk for an hour?

Maybe I'll want to talk 15 times, one minute at a time.

I don't even have a cell phone. You can have my minutes.

- Then everyone gets 20 minutes! - No, 15 minutes, take it or leave it.

Kai may want to call later, too.

Will you or Mobekken be the owner of the EdGarage when we return, Edgar?

That makes me nervous, Edgar.

Nice.

- When are you going to tell the guys? - It's not easy to tell them I'm not going.

You should tell them before we get on board.

Sure. I'll just go out for some air first.

- Sorry! - Sorry, that was my fault.

Here.

Thanks.

Take good care of the cap.

I'd like to see it again!

Let's go, Edgar!

To Germany, of course!

- Beer! - One beer!

Water.

Guys, cabins... Petter, Karsten and Oyvind.

Hell no, I can't bunk with Karsten. He farts like all hell broke loose.

I have to let the air out. Or else my guts will explode.

Kai, you'll stay with Helge and me.

We'd like to inform our passengers that the duty free shop is open.

The water's going straight through me. I need to take a leak!

My phone! I have three unused minutes.

Hi, uncle Edgar.

- Hi... - Hi, Karsten.

One orange juice, please.

- Henrik! - Cheers! Bottoms up!

Wow. That was the best orange juice. May I have another one please?

It was... divine.

Coach Hareide can't keep making substitutes at the 83rd minute.

- Got to make a call. - That won't do it!

What's up with him?

He was looking forward to lots of babes.

Now he's calling home all the time.

- Hi, Petter! You alright? - Yeah!

Hi, it's Petter again. Call me when you get the time. Bye.

- Are you feeling sick? - No... Did you speak to Laila?

No. She won't answer. I think she is... trying to avoid me.

You two go ahead. I'll join you later.

Hi!

How are you?

I got a huge bump. Did you?

Can I touch it?

Oh, it's big! Wanna feel mine?

Are you seasick?

No way! Our family's got salt water in our bloo...

I'm such a happy Christian, Karsten!

- Join me! - He's calling for you.

Hallelujah!

Karsten!

- I don't know what happened. - I've got some theories, Helge.

Uncle Edgar, please...

Kai never came to his cabin! I believe he hit the bottle again.

We'll have to check when we get off the boat.

We're all special, you know.

Cool moves you had yesterday. Can you show us?

I can always try.

- No, not like that. - Not like this?

You have to add a little hop to the hip!

They haven't seen Kai. First we have to get through customs.

When we're through customs, we'll find Kai and get out of here.

Don't try to be smart with these guys.

Out of the car! Out!

Look at this. Just his size, huh?

What's that?

That's deterg...

Bingo.

- And what's this? - It is dete...

Strip-search them all!

Guys, I'm going to ask about Kai at the police station. You stay here.

Guys! What's Kai's letter? In case we have to replace him.

Kai's been arrested. For theft of a baby's stroller and attempted kidnapping.

- Theft and kidnapping? - I can't talk to him until tomorrow.

- What about tonight's game? - We're not leaving without Kai.

- It's a shame to waste those tickets. - I haven't bought any tickets yet.

- They weren't that easy to get. - You haven't bought any tickets?

No, but I'll get them. I've got connections down there.

There are more important things in life than soccer.

Such as?

This is where we're staying. Do you want to go to your rooms first, -

- or should we find a pub showing soccer and go there?

- I need to go up to my room. - Changing into more spicy underwear?

- It's my Mom's. - As if that's any better.

- I wasn't planning on coming this far. - Huh?

I used the bag as a cover-up. I brought her bag to...

- Are you going to betray us? - I was going to tell you in Gothenburg.

- We would've been one letter short. - You can't betray your mates!

We're in the World Cup and all...

Traitor! Judas!

- We are yelling at Oyvind. - He's our pal.

You shut up, when we're yelling at him. Now, where were we?

- Yes. The betrayal! - I can take some bags up with me.

Good day. Can I help you?

Norway... yes...

Wenche Myhre.

Derrick.

We can sit over there.

Bye.

Six beers, please.

Here you go.

Thanks Edgar!

- There are lots of Germans here! - Lots of Germans in Germany.

A toothbrush.

Now they're showing highlights from the play-offs.

But tonight it's the quarter finals. It's gonna be great!

- But Oyvind's in his room. - Why don't you call him?

- I've got his phone, right here. - Exactly!

- I'll get him, but I want my cell phone. - You're out of minutes!

- I've got three minutes left in my quota. - Karsten's right.

- How the hell do you know? - I just know.

Give me my phone.

But guys...

With Oyvind here we're still an A short.

- Been here long? - I... I just came.

- I came. Just a minute ago. - Get dressed!

The guys are waiting at the pub. The game's about to start.

Hello, it's Petter again.

Please call when you get my message.

Bye.

I've really screwed up this time. Laila won't answer my calls.

She's not returning my calls. I don't know what to do.

I think she's fooling around. Yeah, I do.

The elevator... Get in.

- Here's the paint, Edgar. - Go to the bathroom. I'll get the guys.

I don't know what to do. Laila won't return my calls...

- Are you going to wear that? - I think it's cool.

Guys! We can paint an A on this German!

- He's perfect! - He's plastered!

- We're running out of time! - Off with his clothes. Start painting!

Norway has defeated England in Hamburg.

- Did you see that goal? - Yeah! Awesome!

What the hell's Edgar up to?

We've got to thank this guy. What's "thank you" in German?

It's "danke".

- Are you Norwegian? - Sure, I'm from Sarpsborg.

Oyvind, what's this extra charge for 100 Euros on your room?

It's for a toothbrush.

100 Euros for a toothbrush? Is it electrical?

Thanks a lot, Kai. Get your ass inside!

Kai, you idiot. You wrecked our entire quarter final.

- Sinner. - You shut up!

- You too, shitface! - Petter, I believe he got it.

But I've got a surprise for you, guys! South Korea didn't advance, -

- so I bought their tickets for the semi finals.

- Hell Edgar, this is the wrong way! - It's just a quick detour.

- I want to show you a beautiful church. - And where is this church?

- Well, it's in Rostock. - A 200 kilometers detour!

- What if we miss the game? - When did you become religious?

Just a trip down memory lane. When I was a sailor I spent some time there.

We're going to church, uncle Edgar? Praise God!

Look at that joint, guys. I'm starving!

Keep dreaming! That's the most expensive restaurant in the area!

Let's go into the church. It's a cultural treasure. Come on.

Karsten!

There's no smoking in church!

Show some respect.

"... our beloved parents, rest in peace".

Where's he going?

Let's eat, guys! Over there!

- I have to talk to you. - We have nothing to talk about.

Our son.

Whom you've not seen in twenty years.

He's doing fine.

- Every day should be like this. - I am so full.

Here comes uncle Edgar.

What the hell is this?

Edgar... come here for a second. Come on...

What is it?

Hope you enjoyed the meal!

I was against this, Edgar.

You just drank up the money for tonight's hotel.

Damn it!

- It wasn't me! - Like hell it wasn't!

What's up, guys?

- What on earth have you been eating? - It's still in the air.

- Did you fart like this in jail? - Let him be, shithead!

Edgar, stop! I have to take a leak.

Me too. Piss some pee out of the pecker!

Anne...

Go Norway.

Oyvind, you can buy electric toothbrushes for 18.90 Euros there.

Man, you were ripped off!

Shit, the cops!

- Stop the car! - We'll never make it to the game now.

You guys shut up, and let me do the talking!

Shut the fuck up!

Put that bottle away!

It stinks of alcohol in here.

He says it smells of alcohol in here, guys.

Better now?

Get out! All of you!

- There went another 50 Euros. - It's impossible for Karsten to shut up.

- Think we'll make it to the game? - I got us the tickets...

And I'll get us there on time. Start painting, guys!

Come on, guys! The game has already started!

Ladies and gentlemen. Today's number of spectators is...

What the hell...?

Edgar! It's the wrong semi final!

Wrong game!

- Nice seats. - But it's the wrong game!

A game's a game.

- Yeah, a game is a game... - Not when it's the wrong one!

And Norway scores! 2-2, and we've played for sixty minutes...

Thank you. That was "Prison". And now one of my new songs.

Here's "My Life".

This sucks, Edgar! We should be watching Norway's game!

I'll call Kari, she can show us the game on the video cell phone.

Kari, please hold the phone up in front of the TV!

Towards the TV set, so we can watch the game.

I thought you were at the game?

Hang on, I'll hold it up for you.

This is very, very exciting. Here's John Arne Riise in a good stride.

Riise played a good game for Norway...

- What do you think you're doing? - We can't hear the game in there.

- Turn it down! - I'll take care of this. Go back in.

When I booked you, I didn't know that Norway would reach the semi finals.

- But I'm playing rock'n'roll. - Cool down! Watch the game instead.

Score's 2-2, Norway's got the advantage...

And it's a goal! 3-2 Norway by Thorstein Helstad...

This is a magical moment in Norwegian sports history!

3-2 against Sweden.

No wonder the fans are happy.

This is Norwegian sports at its best.

There are six Norwegians in Dortmund.

Obviously watching the wrong game!

So much for buying tickets from Scalps!

But soccer is soccer, a game's a game.

It's not this game.

My game.

Mein Kampf.

Carew, and it goes wide...

Bittman, Bittman, Bittman...!

And there goes the whistle! We're at the final!

We have a match against Germany in Berlin!

We're at the final, guys!

Two beers, please.

There's that substitute who scored the final goal.

Klaus Bittman.

This neighborhood is really scary! I thought I'd better watch our stuff!

I'm going to Germany to join the guys! I need a car.

Just pick one! But I want you to bring this package to Oyvind...

Stop the damn car.

Guys, what were you thinking?

- Come on, Edgar, he's a grown up. - And we didn't leave him without money.

He deserved it. He brought shame on us!

To all of Norway! That thing he said to the Germans...

We've been through a lot on this trip, but this is insane...

... and pretty, bloody funny! Should've done it ages ago!

I'll just pull over, guys. I think we're lost.

Petter, you have a new text message. It's from Freddy.

"Hi, Petter. I'm not sure if I should tell you this, -

- but the other night, I saw Laila with another guy."

- Give me my phone. - Sorry, Petter.

I need to be alone!

Petter...

I know just how you feel.

Petter, wait a minute.

- Might as well get off here, guys. - I'll stay here in the van. It's home.

There are too many bars around. That makes me nervous!

I'm not moving 'till I get something to eat!

My blood sugar is low!

- I wanted to be alone! - But we are alone...

Edgar.

- Yeah? - What are you up to now, Edgar?

You needed something for your blood sugar, right?

- Trust Edgar to fix your blood sugar. - Yeah, Edgar fixes most things, Kai.

Can I help you, sir?

- What's taking him so long? - I think I know, but I can't tell.

I can't tell, either.

Hey, boy!

You can go.

I haven't ordered anything.

Klaus...

I'm your Father!

Give me that phone.

I was so looking forward to this trip, and then I screw it up.

Hell, I regret it. Asking Laila for a break!

What was I thinking?

Now, I can't even get through to her!

Have you tried dialing the Norwegian pre-fix?

I'm such a fool, Oyvind.

The woman of my dreams was right in front of me. Still I didn't see her.

What took you so long, Edgar? You made me really nervous.

I'm bloody starving to death. Did you bring anything for my blood sugar?

- I forgot. - You don't forget things like that.

So this is all about you, then?

I arranged this trip for us all. But all you guys do is think about yourselves!

I've had it with you!

- I'll never get her back. - I've never had anyone.

You've never? Not once?

Almost. Once.

I'm no good with women. Maybe that's why I can't sell cars to them?

- It's hard to tell. - Could I be gay, and not know?

Does your mamba do the samba when you see a naked man?

I've never seen a naked man!

Feel anything?

Nothing?

What a relief!

Hi.

Don't get the wrong idea. I'm not...

- He's the reason we're here. - Me?

That's fine, Oyvind. There's nothing wrong with that.

- We were just here to check... - No, he wanted to check it out.

It's OK. You don't need to explain. Maybe I'll see you around.

I don't want her to think I'm gay. You're the one with the insecurities.

- Thanks a lot! - Oyvind, come on...

- Where are we going? - Home.

To see if I still have a home!

We could spend weeks walking.

Or we could drive home tomorrow after the game. With Edgar and the guys.

Huh?

- Don't you think that is a better idea? - Yeah.

- Fuck, I've never had anybody! - Poor guy...

We were having a break, and I was the one who asked for it!

- Are you up already, Edgar? - I didn't sleep all night.

I think Kari knows.

Every year, someone sent Klaus Christmas and birthday presents.

You're the only one who knows.

Did you tell Kari?

- Were you drunk? - You don't lie to Kari.

I'll have my 15 minutes.

Dad!

Klaus...

- This is my son, Klaus. - Hello, Klaus.

Klaus, we have to go.

Say hello to my Father.

- Klaus, we really have to go now. - OK, just a minute.

Nice of your son, Edgar. Lending us this suite!

- How very suite of him! - I can wear two letters, guys.

- Why don't we just paint "Norge"? - "Norge"?

Freddy's here, guys!

- When did you arrive? - I just did.

- It's some important legal-stuff. - Not as important as the World Cup!

Hurry, the game begins soon!

- I can't flush, Edgar. - Let's have a look. Move!

Damn, Kai. You took a dump in the bidet!

Nice of Klaus to get us these good seats. Look at that stadium!

We've beaten Argentina and England.

Now the full Olympic Stadium awaits, in Berlin.

There are 10, 000 Norwegians here today. There's the team...

It's time for Norway's national anthem.

Hats off, guys!

Norway, with no key players. Germany, of course, huge favorites.

And there's the start of the 2006 World Cup final!

The Germans are coming on strong right from the start.

Panic save! And here comes Germany again...

Isn't he offside?

That was close! Another bad pass. Norwegian defense is on thin ice.

What's going on?

Are you seeing what I'm seeing? This is a one-way street!

The Norwegians, yeah. Let them come.

Norway is under enormous pressure.

No!

Penalty kick! Wonderful!

I've never seen Norway play with so little motivation!

If we win this, I'll walk barefoot back home to Norway.

We'll just have to hope for a better second half...

Look at all the celebrities, guys.

- I'm really nervous, Edgar! - Relax, Kai, it'll be alright.

Thank you.

PRINCE OF NORWAY Cool outfit.

I don't work here. I'm on this trip with the guys.

- Do you like soccer? - Sure. That's why I'm here.

I'm meeting Athletes, but also real people like you.

I'm working on this book about people and high-level sports...

People like you are really my focus, who... Hi.

How nice to see you. We'll talk later!

I'm questioning how sound is the mind, in a healthy body?

Do you know what I mean?

It's been a long time. Say hi to the Wife!

Freddy...

What kind of a guy was Laila on a date with?

- I don't know. But I took a picture! - Let me see.

There.

That's her brother! You're the best!

- I am? - Yeah!

- I'm gonna be faithful forever! - Congratulations.

Well, I'm not ga...

Edgar, my phone!

Excuse me. You're that lady from TV.

I was wondering... where can I play this?

- I saw a video player in there. - Thanks.

Just looking at the label, Edgar.

If Freddy hadn't come, we'd be one letter short again.

- And that would be no good. - But you've got room for two letters.

- This is out of order! - I'll have a look.

Let's see... Who hooked this up?

Edgar...

Hey, Edgar. So you can afford this?

Hello, Oyvind.

When you see this, I'll be dead, but I guess you know that.

I've never trusted a soul, so I'm recording my last will on video.

But I have to trust the lawyer to take care of this video.

Or else, it might end up lost amongst all of your dirty movies.

Bet you didn't think I'd leave you anything.

I didn't!

But there was some money left from your Father.

Always a gambler.

He actually won something before he died.

But I didn't want it, and didn't want you to get spoilt by it.

But now I'm dead, so you might as well have it!

I guess you'll be wondering how much you're in for?

Let's see, it's...

Twelve million, four hundred thousand.

Twelve million! That ought to be enough to buy half the EdGarage, Edgar.

By far!

Now you can buy that Porsche and still have ten million left.

- Wow. Hi. - Hi.

- Have you enjoyed the game so far? - Amateur soccer!

We'll hit them back in the second half!

- Go, Norway! - Norway! Norway!

My God, Stig, the guys don't even seem motivated.

Look! Germany has cheerleaders.

We don't have anything like that.

Hey, you guys with the letters!

Do me a favor will you?

Not bad.

- We can't just stand still, guys! - Let's do the dance Helge taught us.

- No, my leg hurts... - Sure, let's do that!

They seem a little heavy on their feet.

Samba!

Lord, these guys really know their stuff!

Look at this, guys. Look at the screen.

Are we gonna get them?

This is a great day in the history of Norwegian Dance!

Oyvind.

Anne!

Let's hope this ecstatic atmosphere rubs off on the players.

And there's the second half under way. It's now or never.

And Norway is in fact passing the ball forward.

Won the ball once again in the midfield...

Oh, my God!

- Where did Petter go? - Don't know.

Another chance for Norway...

This game has completely turned around!

Surely that's a free kick!

Yes, it is. And in an excellent position.

It's a goal.

It's a goal!

Norway has scored!

What did you say to the Coach?

I told him to wait until the 87th minute before putting in Super Ray.

He'll be so eager that he'll run right in and score.

Ten minutes left. The Norwegian Coach is putting in Raymond Kvisvik.

Strange, he's also trying to make contact with a member of the crowd.

Hareide changes his mind! He always makes substitutions now.

NEW MESSAGE FROM LAILA

Looks like Kvisvik is going in now. Three minutes left, the score is 1-1.

The veteran's on the field. He goes straight into offense...

Oh! Hits the crossbar!

Oyvind!

Look!

Edgar! I'm gonna be a Father!

Here's Norway, five seconds left, pass to Kvisvik, he shoots...

It's a goal!

The miracle of miracles!

Norway's in heaven. It's thanks to six chubby guys from Norway!

We are the World Champions of soccer!

THE KING GREETS THE HEROES

KLAUS BITTMAN TO FFK

NORWEGIAN SOCCER'S NEW COACH

A PILGRIM'S RETURN

FFK CUP CHAMPIONS

7 MONTHS LATER

Hello...

Yes, we are all here to celebrate the new sign, "Bergh & EdGarage".

- The sign says "EdGarage & Bergh". - It should be "Bergh & EdGarage".

- No, Edgar founded the garage. - But you saved the garage.

- This is a gesture from me to you... - Your contribution saved all of us.

- You founded the garage... - You have to go first, it's your money.

He saved all of our jobs!

The sign says "EdGarage & Bergh", and the sign stays.

He has invested his capital...

- Maybe you should change his diaper? - No, he needs to burp first.

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