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Hey, Hulkies.
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So, as you know, I was all set
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to bail on my web show,
the one I started,
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like, 50 adventures ago to
show the Hulk as a hero.
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Why? Becase I proved, without a
doubt, that the Hulk is a hero.
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But all I ever got for it
was seven lousy thumbs-ups.
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Then this happened.
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The Kree mothership
arrived on Earth
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to free our old enemy,
Ronan the Accuser.
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We Smashers were all
set to handle it,
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then the Avengers swooped in
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and there was this
drama that ended
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with the Hulk ditching
us to go with Iron Man,
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Captain America and Thor, to storm the
Kree ship and stop their big plan.
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Then lots of fighty-fight
and some bruised egos
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with us Smashers feeling like second-rate
superheroes compared to the big shots.
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And oh, yeah, did I mention Hulk
sacrificed himself for all of us?
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And he was absorbed, body and
mind, by the Kree's leader,
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a.k.a. the Supreme Intelligence?
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'Cause that happened.
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The Kree thought having Hulk's
power would make them stronger,
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but it just made things
worse, (YELLING)
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for everybody.
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(GROWLING)
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IRON MAN: Okay, what's the plan?
Yikes.
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Gotta get Greenie out of there.
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(GROWLING)
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(GRUNTING)
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The Smashers don't leave behind
one of their own. We got this.
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(GROWLING)
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Your Imminence, remember,
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you are the guiding
light of the Kree.
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You can control this beast.
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(GROWLING)
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(GRUNTING)
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IRON MAN: Still think
you've got this, Smashers?
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Um, not so much, no.
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(GROWLING)
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IRON MAN: We'll
handle it, Smashers.
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Avengers, go!
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(YELLING)
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Come on, you costumed clowns!
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Help us get Greenie
out of there.
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Working on it, Hulks.
I'm going in.
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(ROARS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROANING)
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RONAN: Master, please remember,
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we are here to level
punishment upon the Earth.
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Punishment? I'll start with you.
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But Master...
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(GROANS)
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I can't feel too bad about that.
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Hey, Coach,
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how about putting us into play?
Team-up style.
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We've tried everything else.
A-Bomb, you're with me.
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Thor, take Skaar.
Red, you got Cap.
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Where's Jen?
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(GROANING) Jen!
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(GRUNTING)
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(BOTH GROANING) That brain
blast didn't hurt you?
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Nothing from big
brain hurts Skaar.
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You will release our friend.
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(ROARING)
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IRON MAN: If the big guy is
stuck in that gooey head,
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someone's gotta go
in and get him out.
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I shall go.
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Hulk and I have been
comrades in many battles.
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None know him better than I.
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Except me.
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Hulk isn't just my
teammate, he's my brother.
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If there is one thing I
understand, it is brother issues.
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Jones, wait!
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Rick!
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(GRUNTING)
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Huh, am I really...
I'm doing this?
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Ah, all right, I'm
almost there, big guy.
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A-Bomb's away.
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(ECHOING) Okay. This is weird.
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Anybody home?
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(GASPS)
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(CHUCKLING) Hey, Big Brain.
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A-BOMB: Okay, the vacancy
sign is up in Leader's head.
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That's creepy. (GROANING)
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Let me go!
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SUPREME INTELLIGENCE: Intruder's
brain power has been rated low.
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Not worth absorbing.
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Low? My grandiose gray matter?
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That hurts.
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SUPREME INTELLIGENCE: Intruder
shall be exterminated.
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(HULK ROARS)
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(GROWLING)
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Hulk! Dig the new
dread-tentacle things.
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You're just in time to save me.
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Oh. No, you're not.
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(ROARS)
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Hulk, wait, no!
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(GRUNTING) That's... My... Face.
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(GROWLING)
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"Argh" is right. (GRUNTS)
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Hulk, buddy, it's me, A-Bomb.
I don't want to fight.
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We're pals, remember?
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Hulk only know blue
monster not belong here.
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(GROANING) Oh, boy.
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Merging with the
Supreme Intelligence
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must've reset Hulk's
mindless monster button.
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(ROARS) Whoa!
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Doesn't that thing
ever get a headache?
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IRON MAN: The only headache
is the one he's giving me.
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Skaar remember Hulk showed
way to trick enemies.
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Skaar slash big, floaty head!
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The classic bait-and-snatch
rescue trick.
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Old Greenie taught us that.
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In truth, I believed Hulk little
more advanced than a cave troll.
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Hulk not stop till he smash
blue monster to bits.
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(GROWLING)
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Hey, that's it.
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If I can distract Hulk,
he'll start to calm down.
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(ROARING)
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Huh? Where blue monster go?
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(GROANING) You did it, Hulk.
You smashed me to bits.
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All that's left is my
voice, my tiny, tiny voice.
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(ROARS) Hulk smash blue monster.
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Who is stronger
now, blue monster?
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Hulk is the strongest
one there is.
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(PANTING)
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Blue monster sound puny.
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(LAUGHS)
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Puny monster. Hulk showed you.
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(GROANING)
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Rick? What happened?
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It's okay, buddy.
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I snapped you free of the
Supreme Intelligence.
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It wasn't too
horrifically painful.
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But come on, we gotta beat feet
before the S.I. grabs you again.
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(SIGHS) From now on,
I'll do the grabbing.
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Speaking of which...
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Well, can't forget Chuckles.
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Tentacles got us in here,
tentacles will get us out.
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I hope.
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For the record, I
hate the tentacles.
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(GROANING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROANING)
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Hulk free.
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Welcome back, cuz. I'll
get us a ride home.
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I have to admit, you Smashers
really know what you're doing.
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Hulk even freed The Leader
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when he could've
abandoned his enemy.
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Come on, what am I? A monster?
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Speaking of monsters,
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we better be sure pudding-head
there is really out.
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HULK: That glow... I can't move!
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You may approach him not.
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He is still the
Supreme Intelligence,
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the all-power liege of the Kree.
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And you...
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(YELLS)
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You shall be destroyed!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Thor, grab them.
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There is no need.
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Our rescue is at hand.
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IRON MAN: Well, that was close.
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Thanks, Jen.
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I can't leave you lunkheads
alone for a minute.
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Wasn't our fault, it was
your boyfriend, Ronan.
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That creep won't stop
until we're all finished.
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Maybe I can see what Hammertime
has in store for us.
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I think one of my cameras
got stuck on the Kree ship.
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You were correct, my
most trusted retainer.
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Earth is a haven of monsters.
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Our empire would be tainted
if we merged with it.
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Then we agree there can
only be one solution.
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Yes, destroy the Earth,
beginning with its champions.
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Finally. By your command.
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Ouch. Hard to feel
happy right about now.
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Let's get down there. Earth
needs us, all of us.
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MAN: (OVER MEGAPHONE)
This is an emergency.
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Please remain calm and
follow evacuation orders.
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Jarvis only had a few minutes
to cobble these together,
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but they should be good
enough to get you airborne.
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Ugh... Skaar hate tech-mol-agy.
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Why Skaar need jet on back?
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Take a look up there.
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IRON MAN: Can you
jump that high?
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Oh. Yeah, Skaar need jetpack.
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RED HULK: Head's up, heroes!
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We got incoming.
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Hey, heroes, I know we're all
excited about the big invasion.
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Let's remember two words.
Damage control.
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Good idea, Spidey. You're on it.
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Don't I get a jetpack?
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Smashers, Avengers, let's go.
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Aw!
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Take them down hard.
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You heard the man.
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(GRUNTING)
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Whoo-hoo!
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A-BOMB: Not bad, Jen.
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Now check out my handiwork.
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Just call me the I-Bomb.
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That's like, short
for "Iron Bomb."
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Battle drones, concentrate
your attack on them.
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As the heroes fall,
so falls Earth.
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(GUNS FIRING)
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(GROANING)
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(ALARMS BLARING) Hmm.
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Great. Circuits are scrambled.
I have to reboot.
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Can't stay with you.
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Locking into glide mode.
Sorry, boys.
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(GROANS)
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RED HULK: Good thing I put on a
jetpack and joined you flyboys.
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Got you.
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I'm hit!
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They got me, too!
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I take it back. I
don't want a jetpack.
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How's Cap?
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Out cold, but breathing.
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SKAAR: (PANTING) Thor hurt, too.
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I say we raid Stark's armory
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for the biggest, baddest weapon
we can find to use on that creep.
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No, there's only one thing
left to throw at Ronan.
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A blunt instrument.
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Ready to fly, Shellhead?
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Yeah, but are you
sure about this?
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No, Hulk.
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Buddy, you can't go it alone.
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We won't let you.
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This is the way it has to be.
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I need all of you Hulks here to help
the Earth in case I don't make it.
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I'm not ordering you
as your leader,
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I'm asking you as family.
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Family. We promise.
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CAPTAIN AMERICA: Hulk.
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You may need that.
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I'll bring it back.
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You better.
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Well, we doing this or not?
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Buckle up, Big Green.
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Come on! Jump Jet, now.
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Whoa, we promised to stay here.
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Wrong, I promised
we'll help the Earth.
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And here's how we'll do it.
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The whole Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
thing with you as leader...
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I'm only sorry I
didn't see it before.
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Save it.
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Doesn't matter who's
calling the shots.
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Right now, we're all just
guys with a job to do.
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Now let's make this count.
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IRON MAN: Brace yourself,
Hulk, 'cause here you go.
253
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:23,067
Gunships, form a barrier
in front of my flagship.
254
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,370
Do not let that monster through.
255
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,411
(GROWLING)
256
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,579
Impossible!
257
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,214
(CRASHING)
258
00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:40,151
(GRUNTING)
259
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,554
MALE VOICE: (OVER PA) Warning,
perimeter has been compromised.
260
00:13:42,556 --> 00:13:42,554
(ALARM BLARING)
261
00:13:42,556 --> 00:13:47,192
Propulsion system critical.
Ship destruction imminent.
262
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,960
Evacuate.
263
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,466
(GROANING)
264
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,880
Great shot.
265
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:12,250
Not too bad, I guess.
For a blunt instrument.
266
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:23,094
Master, the Earthlings,
they will not be defeated.
267
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,997
Not by you, perhaps.
268
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:31,369
I possess the most powerful weapon
of the Kree Empire at my command.
269
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,537
Myself!
270
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,073
Increase shields to maximum.
271
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:39,878
Ready my ship for collision
with that primitive mudball.
272
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,014
I will destroy the Earth myself!
273
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,552
IRON MAN: The Kree mothership,
it's headed for Earth.
274
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,054
Any ideas how we'll
get out of this one?
275
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,423
All we can do is
go down smashing.
276
00:14:56,618 --> 00:14:57,997
Where are the Smashers?
277
00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:02,634
Following your orders to help the city.
Spider-Man went with them.
278
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:04,636
Hope we can buy them some time.
279
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,384
Avengers, smash!
280
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:29,694
(GRUNTS)
281
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:32,430
(GROANS)
282
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,019
CAPTAIN AMERICA: The
guns are shielded.
283
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:46,945
So is the whole blasted ship.
This is looking bad.
284
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,580
Earth's champions are helpless.
285
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,215
Nothing can stop us now.
286
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,717
(RUMBLING)
287
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:56,554
Master, other crafts are
arriving to defend the Earth.
288
00:15:56,556 --> 00:16:00,558
Who dares defy the
Supreme Intelligence?
289
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:07,031
RED HULK: Look alive, Greenie.
290
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,233
Here comes the cavalry.
291
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:13,037
Deathlok, Mainframe,
Jump Jet, open fire!
292
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:18,543
I don't believe it.
293
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,446
I do, 'cause those
are my Smashers.
294
00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:25,717
And here come the
Howling Commandos.
295
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:27,079
RED HULK: Looks
like Devil Dinosaur
296
00:16:27,103 --> 00:16:29,654
and Goon tagged
along just for fun.
297
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,290
Skaar bring monsters to fight.
298
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,192
Fight, monsters, fight!
299
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,268
Hey, leave some for
the home team.
300
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:48,606
Thing, Dr. Strange, Ghost Rider,
301
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,274
let's show them how to do it.
302
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:53,011
Let these invaders be punished.
303
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,080
The shields are weakening.
304
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,715
Our weapons are now unprotected.
305
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,157
SUPREME INTELLIGENCE:
It matters not.
306
00:16:59,181 --> 00:17:02,186
The Kree shall not fall
to these monsters.
307
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,022
The Kree shall prevail.
308
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,490
HULK: Make way for a teleporter.
309
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,358
She-Hulk has brought
the Inhumans,
310
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,794
joined by Olympus's
favorite son.
311
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,763
Let 'em have it, Hercules.
312
00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:13,798
(GRUNTING)
313
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:19,370
We're not doing enough damage.
Black Bolt!
314
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:24,275
Hey, Doc. How about
some mystic protection?
315
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,444
Black Bolt here has
something to say.
316
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,217
(WHISPERING) Stop.
317
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:41,192
(ALARM SOUNDING) Master,
all shields have failed.
318
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,162
But I shall not.
319
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,464
(GRUNTING)
320
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:50,068
I may be defenseless,
321
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:54,205
but my ship will collide with
Earth before you reach me.
322
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,541
Your planet is lost.
323
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,077
So we'll just call
in another planet.
324
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,181
SUPREME INTELLIGENCE: Ego?
325
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,715
No!
326
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,552
Hey, buddy. Surprise.
327
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:09,120
Rick?
328
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,822
You gotta be kidding me.
329
00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:14,225
A-Bomb a planet. (LAUGHS)
330
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,393
Awesome.
331
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,595
Classic Jones.
332
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,664
We called in a few friends.
333
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:23,201
The Guardians of the
Galaxy and little Ego,
334
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:26,571
who even let me take a turn in
this bad boy's driver's seat.
335
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:26,571
Guardians,
336
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:30,741
you and Rick get all those
other ships out of here.
337
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,544
Black Bolt, have Lockjaw
teleport everyone else.
338
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:38,783
Jen, I'm staying with Rick.
339
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,518
I got an idea.
340
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,652
Hey, Rick!
341
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,188
Time to go for a
smash ball special,
342
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,757
Planet A-Bomb style.
343
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:50,128
Oh, yeah, epic. Bring
it on, big guy.
344
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,608
(SPITS)
345
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,675
(GROWLING)
346
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,362
A-Bomb, finish him off.
347
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,298
Planet A-Bomb's away!
348
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,600
Whoo-hoo!
349
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:32,303
No!
350
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:50,555
Remember that the next time you
come here looking for a fight.
351
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,722
I got friends.
352
00:19:54,226 --> 00:20:00,531
A-BOMB: Oh, yeah!
Smashers unlimited.
353
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:04,235
I see now you're way more than
a monster of heroes, Hulk.
354
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,337
You're a leader of heroes.
355
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,239
And I guess we're
all hungry heroes.
356
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:11,275
I'm sure Jarvis can accommodate
all these weary world-savers.
357
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,644
Cap, I got a better idea.
358
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,281
SPIDER-MAN: So, uh, Star Guy,
359
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:18,316
what're you having?
360
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,650
It's Star-Lord, and trust me,
361
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,220
the chili burgers are worth
crossing the galaxy for.
362
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,589
Yeah, I'm sticking
with the tuna melt.
363
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,958
Thanks for giving our
friend a job, Herb.
364
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,360
He's recovering from
being an evil mastermind
365
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,896
and some good, honest work
is just what he needs now.
366
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,664
I'm glad to have the extra help,
367
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,000
what with all the new
customers flooding the place.
368
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,268
THE LEADER: Order up.
369
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,343
Oh, man. We saved the Earth,
370
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,546
and we only got...
Three more thumbs-ups?
371
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,348
What is up with that?
372
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,483
What's up is if I was
hosting this webcast
373
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:56,420
instead of you, Jones,
we'd be going viral.
374
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,289
The webcast doesn't matter.
375
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:01,626
It's the lives you save,
the people you help.
376
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,261
Skaar help good.
377
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,664
Now Skaar help self
to more burgers.
378
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:06,664
Sometimes you have
to ask yourself,
379
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:11,402
is it more important that
people think you're a hero
380
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:14,639
or that you are one?
381
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,407
Hulk... Oh, no, wait a minute.
382
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:19,343
I want to say it. No, my turn.
383
00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:21,445
Skaar say. I'll say it.
384
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,847
(YELPS) Red Hulk, over and out.
385
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,582
Wait a minute. The
show's about me.
386
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,284
(RED HULK ARGUING) HULK: Hulk out.
Hulk out.
387
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:30,388
SKAAR: Okay, Skaar say,
"Skaar out." (ALL ARGUING)
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