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A-BOMB: Abomination, smashed!
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Crashers, smashed!
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Ronan, smashed!
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Leader, smashed!
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That's right, Hulksters,
we're on a hot streak.
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Now, how 'bout showin' your
favorite Smashers some love?
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And clicking us
some "thumbs ups."
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50 Earth-saving adventures
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and we only get
seven thumbs ups?
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I don't get it, people.
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How has this webcast
not yet proven to you
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that we are awesome?
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Well, that's it! I have had it!
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I'm done.
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This show is over,
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finito, off the air, canceled!
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Huh. It's never
done that before.
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Hey! I got a runaway camera!
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Where are you going?
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What's going on here?
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Isn't it obvious? I've taken
remote control of your cameras.
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How'd you hack Rick's cameras
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from inside a S.H.I.E.L.D.
prison cell?
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I've had control of
them for months now.
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And the blue bumbler
never would have noticed
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if he didn't try
to shut them off.
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Forget how. The real
question is why? Hey!
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Maybe you just want to
see more adventures
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of us kicking your butt.
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Not quite.
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I want everyone to see
what's going to happen next.
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(RUMBLING)
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SHE-HULK: You want everyone
to see a solar eclipse?
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A-BOMB: Of course!
It's diabolical!
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You know you're not supposed
to stare directly into those.
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HULK: That's no eclipse!
That's a ship!
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I am the Supreme Intelligence
of the Kree Empire.
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The monster known as The Hulk has
wrongfully imprisoned our citizen,
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the one called
Ronan the Accuser.
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Ronan will be freed, and your
entire world shall be punished
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for the Hulk's crime.
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And...
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scene.
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(LAUGHING)
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(GROWLS)
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MAN 1: Ronan's
location identified.
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Engage his captors
without mercy.
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MAN 2: S.H.I.E.L.D.
headquarters is under attack.
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All agents, exo-threat incoming.
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Exo-threat incoming.
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MAN 3: Annihilate
their defenses!
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Lock and load, rookie.
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Watch out!
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The Accuser is within.
Liberate him!
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There's too many of 'em!
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Watch our flank!
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MAN: They're behind us!
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Incoming!
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NICK FURY: All S.H.I.E.L.D.
personnel, defend the perimeter.
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We will not release the prisoner
under any circumstances.
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You heard him, Smashers. Move!
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Jen, we need air cover.
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Red, Skaar, create a perimeter.
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A-Bomb, you and me
will secure Ronan. Go!
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RED HULK: Look who
just showed up.
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Mr. Hood Ornament.
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SKAAR: Ooh, Hammer
Man here, too.
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HULK: Hey, Cap!
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Hulk! We could really use
our "sledgehammer" here.
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Actually, I got a battle plan...
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IRON MAN: Cap, secure Ronan.
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Thor, create a perimeter.
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I'll handle air support.
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Hulk... Uh, you know,
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smash!
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But my team is already in place.
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You heard him, Hulk, move!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You gonna take that crud
from Goldilocks, Greenie?
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Yeah, Hulk boss!
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Plus, we got here first.
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So you should be
giving the orders!
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HULK: Look, it's complicated
with my other team.
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Wait, Hulk on one... Two teams?
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Yeah, he doesn't run with
the Avengers as much
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since the Smashers hooked up.
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Now, I see why.
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Okay, this is kind of confusing.
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On the Smashers, I
give the orders.
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But on the Avengers, I take 'em.
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Takin' orders from Cap, I get.
But Stark?
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I eat spoiled, rich brats
like him for breakfast.
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Well, you know, I mean, not
literally, but he's...
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But he's a jerk, that's
what I'm sayin'.
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Okay, is it just me,
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or do the Avengers not
really get the big guy?
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(BEEPING)
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COMPUTER: Security
door deactivated.
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My lord.
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These foolish Earthlings
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are about to learn
a terrible lesson.
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Never underestimate the Kree.
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THE LEADER: Aren't we
forgetting something?
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Your former partner?
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You...
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I know we've had
misunderstandings in the past,
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but we share enemies.
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Earth's champions are no match
for the might of the Kree.
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Earth's mightiest heroes have not
allowed Earth to be conquered before.
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They have an Asgardian, who
wields a hammer of his own.
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(GRUNTS)
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(ZAPPING)
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(THE LEADER CHUCKLING)
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Asgardian, you say?
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Very well, Leader.
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Lead me to my weapon.
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(SNICKERS)
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Watch your litterin', Shellhead!
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THOR: Stand aside, Red Hulk.
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This battlefield belongs
to the Avengers.
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Hey! We're smashin' here.
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Appreciate the assist, Ms.
Green.
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But next time, phone first.
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I'll even give you
my private number.
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Flattered, but you might want to
focus less on your social calendar,
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and more on the Kree Accuser.
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HULK: She's right, Stark.
Ronan's out of his cage.
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NICK FURY: Freeze, Ronan!
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Drop your weapon now!
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And why would I do that?
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Leave them, Ronan. We need
to hasten our escape.
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A Kree does not
run from a fight.
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Perhaps, but a
superior strategist
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knows when to avoid one.
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(EXCLAIMS) (ALL GROAN)
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Cap! Fury!
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THE LEADER: Well done.
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Thanks for the save, guys,
but we're losing Ronan.
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Don't worry your
star-spangled head off, Cap.
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Shulkie's already on it.
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Kudos on the initiative, Jen,
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but let the Avengers
handle this one.
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Duly noted.
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But I only take
orders from Hulk.
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Hulk, tell your
cousin to stand down.
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Hey, nobody orders the big
guy around like that.
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Blue Ogre would back up
those words with action?
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HULK: Enough!
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You heard Shellhead.
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Let the Avengers handle this.
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Fine.
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Last time I checked,
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you were still an Avenger.
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You ready to smash
with us, or what?
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You know, there's a lot
more to the big Green Guy
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than just smashing.
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Verily! There is great anger,
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foul odors, and loud...
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What is the word?
Ah, yes, belching.
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What Thor means is
that Hulk contributes
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to the Avengers in
his own unique way.
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Yeah, as a punch line.
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Now Hulk know how Skaar feel.
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Guess I am a little
different with the Avengers
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than I am with the Smashers.
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I'm angrier, kinda
uptight around them.
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Wonder why...
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You guys stay here and
mop up the stragglers.
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Me and the Avengers will
go deal with Ronan.
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Okay, fine.
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But don't let 'em
boss you around.
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The Kree are indebted to you
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for your assistance, Leader.
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With your knowledge of Earth's
super-powered beings,
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there might even be a
minor position for you
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within the Kree power structure.
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I only live to serve.
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Then you will share
your knowledge
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with the Kree Supreme
Intelligence.
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Ooh. I like the name.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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RONAN: We're under attack!
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The Earthlings will suffer
for their insolence.
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Thor, hammer time!
Focus on Ronan!
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THOR: With pleasure.
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(GRUNTS)
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(THUDDING) (GROANS)
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Your Kree weapon will not
withstand the might of Mjolnir!
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This weapon has toppled
empires, Asgardian.
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HULK: Thor's down!
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We're wasting our time here!
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Ronan's just the muscle.
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The Supreme Intelligence
is the brains of the Kree.
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First thing's first.
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Take down the muscle and
the brains will follow.
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You don't understand.
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I've battled these guys before.
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Will you just stick to
what you're good at?
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Getting mad and smashing.
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The only one I'm mad at is you!
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You battle very little
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for one who calls
himself "Leader."
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I choose to lead
through strategy.
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Your best strategy
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is to keep the Avengers divided.
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Hulk, what are you doing?
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They appear to be doing a
fine job of it themselves.
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RONAN: Which will buy time
for my reinforcements.
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Get your head on
straight, soldier.
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No one tells Hulk what to do!
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No one except the
leader of this team,
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and that's me.
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Less chatter and more
glorious battle.
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IRON MAN: Avengers, assemble. Let's
take out those... whatever they are.
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No, wait. Wait!
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Those are Kree Uni-Beams!
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Even my team couldn't
handle them.
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(ALL GROANING)
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RONAN: Your combined Avenger might
is no match for Kree military might.
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Take them out.
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IRON MAN: Hulk,
smash us free, now!
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(GRUNTS) Smashing won't work
against the Kree Uni-Beams.
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Trust me, I've tried.
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We've gotta do something.
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Will you listen to me?
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That's it. Get angry.
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You don't get it! (YELLING)
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(ALL GRUNTING) (THUDDING)
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RED HULK: We ran out of Kree to smash on
Earth, so we came up here to smash some more!
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'Cause apparently smashing's
all we're good for.
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HULK: Well, here comes
some more tanks.
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A-Bomb, Jen, Smashball Special.
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A-BOMB: Boom, boom, ka-bam!
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Red, Skaar, slash and burn.
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(YELLING)
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Nice smashing, Hulks.
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It is like having five additional
Mjolnirs at our disposal.
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We're not just hammers!
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It was a compliment, brute.
You should be flattered.
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Yeah? And you should
be flattened.
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(RED HULK GROWLS)
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IRON MAN: Everyone
just stand down.
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In case you haven't noticed,
Ronan and Leader got away.
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HULK: Will you forget them? We need
to go after the Supreme Intelligence.
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We know you've gotten used
to leading your own team,
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but the Avengers are
built for this,
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and we need to work as one.
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Then today, I'm not an Avenger.
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I'm an Agent of S.M.A.S.H.
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(GRUNTS)
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I get it now, when I'm
with the Avengers,
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00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,469
I'm at work. I have a job...
254
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,805
Get angry, smash stuff.
255
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,774
But when I'm with the Smashers,
256
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,442
I have a family.
257
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,378
So now what, big guy?
258
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,081
Run around, make some noise.
Break stuff.
259
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,784
Seriously? More smashing?
260
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,485
But this time it has a purpose.
261
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:10,889
HULK: As a distraction while I track
down the Supreme Intelligence.
262
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,525
Well, what are you waitin' for?
263
00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:15,493
Hoorah! (LAUGHS)
264
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,835
SUPREME INTELLIGENCE:
So-called "Leader,"
265
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,937
your name alone does not
grant you the right
266
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,273
to intrude upon my
private chamber.
267
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,875
Surely a being of your vast,
268
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,444
dare I say, "supreme"
intelligence
269
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:38,516
can recognize the value of aligning
oneself with an intellectual equal.
270
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:42,587
Your arrogance is exceeded only
by your extreme self-delusion.
271
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,189
(RUMBLING)
272
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,858
(EXCLAIMS) Well,
what do you know?
273
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,594
Two big brains for
the price of one.
274
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:50,895
Servitors!
275
00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:51,963
(HULK YELLING)
276
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:54,999
(HULK GROANING)
277
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,937
(YELPS)
278
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,940
Am I to understand that you
consider your intellect equal
279
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:05,844
to that of the collective knowledge
and wisdom of the entire Kree race?
280
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,378
Try me.
281
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,013
I believe I shall.
282
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:15,854
THE LEADER: Ahh!
283
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,623
Slightly above average
knowledge base.
284
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,959
Some useful to the Kree.
285
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,228
Earth is clearly a
planet of monsters,
286
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:26,965
yet able to withstand the most
powerful threats of the cosmos.
287
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,934
Soon, Earth will become
a threat to the Kree.
288
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,636
It must be destroyed.
289
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:33,571
(HULK GROANING)
290
00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:36,007
(RUMBLING)
291
00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:39,644
SUPREME INTELLIGENCE: Ah,
your monstrous comrades.
292
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,013
SHE-HULK: Had a feeling
you were in trouble, cuz.
293
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,148
Plus, we ran out of
things to smash.
294
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,583
Again.
295
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:46,651
(GRUNTING)
296
00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:55,026
A-BOMB: A-Bombs away!
297
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,463
Yeah!
298
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,634
RED HULK: And that's
all she wrote!
299
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:04,969
Thanks, guys.
300
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,005
Nice to know I can
always count on family.
301
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:10,174
Now, let's take down
the brains, finally.
302
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,243
Look soft and squishy.
303
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,912
Fun to punch.
304
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:16,014
(ALL YELLING)
305
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:18,049
(ALL GROANING)
306
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:21,252
You monsters severely
underestimate
307
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,321
the power of the mind.
308
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,458
We shall re-arm and
destroy the Earthlings.
309
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,397
Not if we destroy
your weapons first.
310
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:38,036
Let's see how tough you blue
boys are in hand-to-hand combat.
311
00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:40,605
(GRUNTING)
312
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,942
You seek a rematch, thunder god?
313
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,110
A short one, I assure you.
314
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,476
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Take
my advice, Ronan.
315
00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,657
Stay down.
316
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:03,061
Glorious victory belongs
to the Avengers this day.
317
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,997
IRON MAN: And we didn't even
need our "smasher" to do it.
318
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,131
(WHOOSHING)
319
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,166
(CRACKLING)
320
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,537
What just happened?
321
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:15,006
I tried to tell ya. The
brain is the brains.
322
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:19,544
RONAN: Earth's mightiest heroes and
fiercest monsters are now all gathered,
323
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,713
helpless to defend their planet.
324
00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:27,018
Your home world will finally pay for
your impudence and be destroyed!
325
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,519
(GROANS)
326
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,655
SUPREME INTELLIGENCE:
In due time, Ronan.
327
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,491
The resilience of these
creatures intrigues me.
328
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,194
I must first glean Earth's
collective knowledge.
329
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:40,999
Which I will achieve by remotely
absorbing every mind on their planet.
330
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,505
(GROWLS)
331
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:55,346
Initiating mass cerebral
transfer protocols.
332
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,149
Now, I will absorb the
minds of all humanity.
333
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:07,392
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
334
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,497
HULK: First, you gotta
get through me!
335
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:15,133
Hulk, wait! You were right.
336
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,402
We have to fight
smarter, not harder.
337
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,070
I still have control
of my armor.
338
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,671
With a little
creative programming,
339
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,673
I can send out an
ultrasonic tone.
340
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,542
(HUMMING)
341
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,112
(SUPREME INTELLIGENCE SCREAMS)
342
00:17:29,314 --> 00:17:32,150
HULK: It worked! Good job, Tony.
343
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:35,119
I got the machine, you
guys handle the brain!
344
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:37,121
Got any ideas how?
345
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,490
Just one, smash!
346
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,159
You heard the Hulk.
347
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,881
Hit big and squishy with
everything you got.
348
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,832
(WEAPON CHARGING) Ronan is mine!
349
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,168
(GRUNTING)
350
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:56,207
So how you gonna get a rampaging
Hulk to follow orders now?
351
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,289
Put him in charge, I guess.
352
00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:03,214
Take that, smart guy. Yeah!
353
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,685
Uh-oh.
354
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,421
You monsters are no
match for my intellect.
355
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,423
I can predict all your attacks,
356
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,393
thanks to the tactics I absorbed
from The Leader's mind.
357
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,228
(ALL GROANING)
358
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,734
Let them take on big brain,
359
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,416
I gotta figure out a
way to stop this thing
360
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,872
before everyone on
Earth is sucked dry.
361
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,374
There's gotta be a
way to take it out.
362
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:32,677
IRON MAN: Keep smashing!
Stay together.
363
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,613
Zip it, Stark. I only
take orders from Greenie.
364
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:35,613
Since when?
365
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:40,318
Tony, never mind the orders,
it's just causing more chaos.
366
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,220
IRON MAN: Maybe chaos
is just what we need
367
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,222
to confuse the big brain.
368
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:47,558
Listen up, it's every Hulk
and Avenger for himself!
369
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:51,129
Nobody follow my orders,
including this one.
370
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,897
(LASERS FIRING)
371
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,499
Sounds crazy, Stark!
372
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:57,301
But I'll bring down the house!
373
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,137
IRON MAN: I like it!
374
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,339
Then let chaos reign!
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
375
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,377
This attack makes
no rational sense.
376
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,613
It is too random, too chaotic.
377
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:12,150
CAPTAIN AMERICA: This goes against
everything I know about military strategy.
378
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,585
My logic dictates I
must ignore the chaos
379
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,288
and focus on the
mind-absorption process.
380
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,357
I got your process right here.
381
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,791
Hulk! Stand down!
382
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,553
You don't know what that
thing will do to you.
383
00:19:22,577 --> 00:19:25,229
(SCOFFS) Why'd you
tell him not to?
384
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:26,731
You know he'll just
do the opposite.
385
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,639
Everyone, stay back.
386
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:41,779
Doesn't matter whether you're
a Smasher or an Avenger,
387
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,648
givin' orders or taking 'em.
388
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:47,218
End of the day, both gigs
are about sacrifice.
389
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,920
And teamwork.
390
00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:51,689
Sometimes I forget I got
good backup either way.
391
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,927
HULK: Back off, I
know what I'm doing.
392
00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:57,728
IRON MAN: So do I, Hulk.
393
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,665
I've located the energy cells
that power that thing.
394
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,234
Everyone concentrate
your attacks right here.
395
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:15,813
Foolish Earthlings!
396
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,816
You would toy with things
beyond your comprehension?
397
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,785
(HULK SCREAMING)
398
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:30,728
Once again, victory belongs
to the Avengers...
399
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,330
and the Smashers.
400
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:35,333
We just schooled
the Kree Empire!
401
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,834
Can I get a boo-yah?
402
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:39,971
Uh, where Hulk?
403
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:42,673
(DISEMBODIED VOICE) Smash...
404
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,475
SHE-HULK: I could've sworn
that sounded like...
405
00:20:44,499 --> 00:20:47,300
Oh, no, no! Big guy,
you can't be...
406
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,514
(LOW GROWLING)
407
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:56,554
Supreme Intelligence smash!
408
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,625
(ALL GRUNTING)
409
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:05,596
Oh, crud. Greenie
really is in there.
410
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,499
IRON MAN: Hulk's been absorbed
by the Supreme Intelligence.
411
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,868
Hulk now squishy big brain?
412
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,038
No!
413
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:20,378
The gamma monster is now one with
the Kree Supreme Intelligence!
414
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:24,448
And every mind on your
planet will soon join him!
415
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,285
CAPTAIN AMERICA: So, how do we
stop the Supreme Intelligence...
416
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,587
A-BOMB: Without finishing
off the Hulk, too?
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