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Hey, Hulkateers,
what time is it?
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Well, that's a good question.
'Cause the big green guy
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went back in time
to stop The Leader
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from changing the past with
this time machine belt
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he stole from Dr. Doom's vault.
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Whatever Leader messed
up in the past,
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we had to deal with the
ripple effect in the present.
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Like these super-smart
dinosaurs,
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which would be totally awesome if
they hadn't taken over the world
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and tried to exterminate humans.
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Hulk must have fixed
it in the past
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'cause everything's back to normal
here in the Latverian Embassy.
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Question is, when will the
big green guy pop up next?
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(CLANGING)
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I'm gonna guess, the Viking age.
(CHUCKLES)
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(CROW CAWING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Huh?
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Rune-covered monoliths?
Must be Iceland.
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THE LEADER:
Congratulations, oaf.
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You've deduced where you are,
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but haven't the faintest
clue as to when or why.
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Hello.
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Hmm.
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There you are, my
little Berserker Staff.
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No souvenirs, Leader.
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I'm smashing you
back to the future.
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Right now!
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(LEADER SHRIEKS)
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(SIGHS)
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And that is why you
will ultimately fail.
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Wherever we are,
whenever we are, my...
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FROST GIANT: Attack!
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HULK: Frost Giants.
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Definitely Iceland.
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(ROARING)
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LEADER: Whoa! Come and
get me, big ice jerks!
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Berserker Staff!
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Now I will be
unstoppable in battle!
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(ROARING)
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HULK: Sorry, frosty.
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I'm the only rampaging
smasher here.
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Your brute strength
won't save you now!
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Well, that takes care
of the giant uglies.
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THE LEADER: Yes.
Thank you, Hulk.
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(CLANGS) (GRUNTS)
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HULK: Young Thor?
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How do you know my name, ogre?
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It's okay. I'm a friend.
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Or, I will be.
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(ROARING) (GROWLING)
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A-BOMB: So, either Hulk
is stuck somewhere
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in a field of electronic snow...
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RED HULK: Or Shulkie
can't figure how to make
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this Doom-tech track
down greenie!
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Skaar fix. Whoa, whoa!
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Down, boy. Fix with smarts!
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Not with pointy things!
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Ahh! Stupid machine!
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROWLING) (SCOFFS)
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What? Skaar foot not pointy.
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You know, just once I'd
like to see Nature Boy
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think before he smashes.
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(EXPLOSION)
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Great.
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What else did you break?
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SKAAR: Skaar not do that.
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A-BOMB: Okay, so what
is Thor's portal-thingy
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doing here in Midtown?
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Oh, great. It's Loki.
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Beings of Midgard, prepare to
be enslaved by your superiors.
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I got your "superior"
right here, horn head!
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(GRUNTS)
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(EVIL CHUCKLING)
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(GROWLS) Take it easy, Skaar.
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Remember, Loki's a trickster.
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He got you locked up for
1,000 years on Asgard.
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Skaar remember, and Skaar slash!
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(SCREAMS)
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(BABBLING AND GRUNTING)
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SHE-HULK: This is what
I'm talking about.
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You need to fight
him with brains!
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Obviously, something
none of you possess.
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(SHE-HULK GRUNTING)
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(SCOFFS)
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(SHE-HULK GROANING)
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LOKI: Foolish ogress.
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You dare match wits with
the Prince of Mischief?
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A-BOMB: About time
we got some backup.
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Your no-good brother
is out of control!
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You dare speak ill of Loki?
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(GRUNTS) (WHIMPERS)
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(GROANING) Wait, wait.
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Thor doesn't know us, and
he's friends with Loki?
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Oh, what is greenie doing
back in the past, anyway?
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You will surrender the
Berserker Staff, jade ogre!
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Or you will meet your doom!
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You're barely a match
for me all grown up.
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Now you're just a punk kid!
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(CHUCKLES)
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(MUFFLED SPEECH)
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YOUNG LOKI: Silence, beast!
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That arrogant punk happens to be
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my brother!
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THE LEADER: I warn
you, young magician.
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Brute force is
useless against him.
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Use your wits.
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(HULK ROARING)
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(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
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Now, brother. While
he is blinded!
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(YOUNG THOR GRUNTING)
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(WHIRRING)
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YOUNG LOKI: Now,
to bind the beast!
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(EVIL CHUCKLE)
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There is no escaping my
manacles, you emerald beast.
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The more you struggle,
the tighter they bind.
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I thank you for your sage
advice, large-headed one.
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You may go. YOUNG
THOR: Nay, brother!
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We will bring both these
ogres and their trinkets
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back to the All-Father, as tokens
of our glorious victory this day.
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Along with the Berserker
Staff we were sent for.
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Do not touch the staff, brother,
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lest its power of unleashed
rage overwhelm you!
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Still, gloved hands
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might be a wiser
course of action.
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YOUNG THOR: Very
well, brother Loki.
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And let us make for Asgard.
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Open the Bifrost!
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(THUNDERING CRACKLING)
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SENTRY: Hail, Odin,
All-Father of Asgard!
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ODIN: What strange
creatures be these?
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THE LEADER: I am merely
a humble wizard,
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offering my services to the great
All-Father, Odin of Asgard.
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Honeyed words from
a forked tongue.
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I trust him not.
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You did well to defeat these
odd green ogres, Thor.
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Thank you, Father. But I could
not have won the day with Lok...
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And the Berserker Staff? YOUNG
LOKI: As you instructed, Father.
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Loki! Where is the other piece?
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The fragments do not match. A third
piece is missing from the middle!
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Do you realize the
danger of your blunder?
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YOUNG THOR: Do not
blame Loki, Father.
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Anyone could have
made that mistake.
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ODIN: You are not anyone.
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You are Princes of Asgard!
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This hammer, Mjolnir,
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was forged for the day when
one of you proves worthy.
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Possessing not only the
strength to wield it,
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but the wisdom to
wield it wisely.
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Only then will it be bound
to that son forever
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as a force for good!
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Sadly, today is not
that day, Loki.
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Now you can escort these
prisoners to the dungeons.
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Thor, come with me.
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YOUNG LOKI: Here, you lumbering oaf.
This is your cell.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROANING) Why will my father
not see my true worth?
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Because you are
not his true son.
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Liar!
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Don't blame the messenger.
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You know this to be
true in your heart.
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YOUNG LOKI: No! (GROANING)
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Odin will never accept you,
a Frost Giant, as his heir.
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Because he fears you
are his superior.
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Imagine an Asgard where intellect
rules, instead of brute strength.
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You have a power
far greater, Loki.
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Your mind.
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Use it for your gain.
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(CLANGS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(YELLING)
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Hulk smash Leader!
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(HULK SMASHING) (WHIMPERING)
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Back, ogre! You are
no match for...
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(SHRIEKS) Hulk smash Loki!
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SENTRY: He has the prince!
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Release him, beast!
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(ROARING)
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(CONTINUES ROARING)
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SENTRY: No! Hmm...
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HULK: Hulk smash puny guards!
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Hulk smash Asgard!
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(ROARING)
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Ah!
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That which threatens Asgard
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must first face the
wrath of Odin.
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(ROARING)
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(GRUNTS) Hulk smash Odin!
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(ROARS)
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So, you possess the missing
piece of the Berserker Staff?
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You will not fall easily.
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(GROWLING)
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Even with a Berserker rage,
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no monster shall stand
before the king of Asgard.
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(GASPS) (ROARS)
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(ROARING)
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(GROANING)
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(ROARS)
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YOUNG LOKI: Father!
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YOUNG THOR: Help our
father, brother.
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I will subdue this beast!
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Hmm.
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YOUNG LOKI: Don't speak, Father.
Rest.
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Your Odin sleep will revive you.
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Someone must serve
as All-Father.
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Whoever defeats the green ogre
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will be worthy to
carry my spear.
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You will pay.
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Ogre.
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(GROWLS) THE LEADER:
When will you learn...
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your brutish strength is no
match for my superior mind,
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you lumbering buffoon?
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(ROARING)
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(CLATTERS)
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(PANTING)
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YOUNG THOR: The Berserker
Staff fragment!
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Clearly, the green ogre hid it,
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to use as a weapon against us!
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THE LEADER: By
Odin's own decree...
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I humbly accept the
title of All-Father.
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Behold, the dawning of a new
age of intellect for Asgard!
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(BOTH GASPING)
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Kneel before your All-Father.
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Seriously? Leader rules Asgard?
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Cuz must have really messed
up the past this time.
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THE LEADER: Under my
impeccable leadership,
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we have conquered eight realms.
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Naturally, I saved
the best for last.
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Once we have taken
over Earth, um...
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Midgard... I will finally bestow
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this hammer to the one
of you I deem worthy.
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I will enchant them to destroy
one another for your amusement.
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I will bring you the ogres' heads
on pikes, to prove my worth.
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Tempting.
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But I prefer to let the
Frost Giants finish them.
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(GROWLING)
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HULK: What's the
matter with you, Thor?
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Are you just gonna let that
wizard take over Asgard?
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He can't be trusted.
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Silence! Your punishment awaits.
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YOUNG THOR: I bring the prisoner
as you command, All-Father.
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HULK: Seriously? All-Father?
You?
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Wow.
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I earned the throne by using
my superior intellect
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to defeat you, savage!
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I will fulfill the
All-Father's legacy
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by taking over the nine realms,
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and enslave...
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Um, uniting them
under my leadership.
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For that, I will
require an army,
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00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:44,022
and these Frost Giants
will be unstoppable
253
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:48,159
once they've been charged up with the
most powerful force in the universe...
254
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,862
gamma energy.
255
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,898
Where are you gonna get gamma in
the middle of the Viking Age?
256
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:57,836
The small-minded believe
Asgard is based on magic,
257
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,572
but my genius sees
it for what it is,
258
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:05,143
super-advanced science,
that I will put to my use.
259
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:10,982
(SCREAMING AND GROANING)
260
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:15,253
(HULK SCREAMING)
261
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:27,632
Yes! A gamma-powered army
and your painful demise
262
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,901
in one fell swoop.
263
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,871
I am nothing if not efficient.
264
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:36,007
Thor! This isn't
what Odin wanted!
265
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,543
He'd never enslave other worlds!
266
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,979
His words ring true, brother.
267
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:44,482
Father always fought to maintain
peace in the nine realms.
268
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,217
Odin was weak.
269
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,287
He never understood the
true power of the mind.
270
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,956
Not as we do, Loki.
271
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,092
Follow your intellect,
and you may yet
272
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,427
prove worthy of this hammer.
273
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:59,931
How wise is it to torture someone
who's telling you the truth?
274
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,934
Feeling worthy yet?
275
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:08,406
This is wrong! (GRUNTS)
276
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,108
THE LEADER: Stop it,
you little fool!
277
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:16,681
You dare defy the All-Father?
278
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,050
Leave my brother alone! (GRUNTS)
279
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,985
He's not your brother!
280
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:23,288
And you ain't no All-Father.
281
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:26,190
I beat Odin. I can
beat you, too!
282
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:30,028
You only defeated Odin because
I gave you the Berserker Staff
283
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,163
and sent you into a crazed rage!
284
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,032
Ah!
285
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,302
You... You deceived us!
286
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,671
HULK: You two go
wake your father.
287
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:42,540
I'll keep The Leader busy.
288
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,109
Always wanted to
swing that hammer.
289
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,412
Good thing it hadn't been
enchanted to anybody yet.
290
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,116
We smashed them snowmen
into powder once before.
291
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,953
We can do it again! Even
with our hands tied!
292
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,623
(GROWLING)
293
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:03,061
Did I mention they were
gamma Frost Giants?
294
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:12,303
We can't muscle our
way out of this.
295
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,073
We need to think
of something else!
296
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:18,543
(GRUNTING) Skaar want
to chain horn head man!
297
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,678
See how horn head man like!
298
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,281
SHE-HULK: That's it!
299
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,683
Skaar, you're a genius!
300
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,519
Skaar, a genius?
Skaar, a genius?
301
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,154
Yeah! Just do what I do!
302
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,356
Tug of war!
303
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,690
Now! (ALL GRUNTING)
304
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,002
THOR: Free us from
these bonds, brother!
305
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,537
LOKI: But that would
release the ogres!
306
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:50,174
What choice have we? They
smell of rancid yak musk.
307
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:57,015
Your magic serves you
well, my brother.
308
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:57,015
Oh, yeah?
309
00:16:57,017 --> 00:17:02,153
Well, let me show you clowns a
little magic, Red Hulk-style.
310
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,395
(ROARS) (LOKI AND THOR GRUNTING)
311
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:09,193
Only thing stronger than
our stank is our smash!
312
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,163
Nice arm. How 'bout using
it on some Frost Giants?
313
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,766
RED HULK: Smashball
special, comin' up!
314
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:16,567
(GRUNTING)
315
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,142
You're next, freezer-face!
Feel the burn!
316
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,614
What...
317
00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:33,384
Smart.
318
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,320
(BOTH GROAN)
319
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:39,457
You imbeciles think you can
earn this hammer by failing me?
320
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,426
LOKI: Please forgive
us, All-Father!
321
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:44,429
We will prove ourselves worthy!
322
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:47,198
Then please do something
useful for a change.
323
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:51,769
SHE-HULK: You gonna
take that from big bro?
324
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,138
Use your power and fight back!
325
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:57,075
Use brain. Leader never
give you hammer.
326
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,544
Even Skaar know that.
327
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:03,347
Perhaps the ogres are right.
Nay, brother.
328
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:07,285
For better or worse, Leader
is still All-Father.
329
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:10,588
Hmm. Then let us decide
once and for all
330
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,690
who was worthy to
wield the hammer!
331
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,259
(BOTH GRUNTING)
332
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,630
(LAUGHING) Victory is mine!
333
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,799
I claim Mjolnir!
334
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:25,136
THE LEADER: You think brute
strength makes you worthy?
335
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:29,173
As long as I am All-Father, you
will never wield the hammer.
336
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:32,243
Loki, embrace your
destiny at my side!
337
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,344
(LOKI CHUCKLES)
338
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,447
LOKI: Yes, All-Father.
339
00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:39,250
THOR: No!
340
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:41,652
(GROANING)
341
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:43,721
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
342
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,291
I was hoping you'd do that!
343
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,761
Wait, you tricked him into
giving me the hammer?
344
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:54,265
Who knew you could be
so clever, brother?
345
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,168
Use your brain, trickster!
Use the hammer on him.
346
00:18:57,170 --> 00:19:02,306
He is my brother! If not
by blood, then by battle!
347
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,841
Yes, brother!
348
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:07,145
Now let us combine our might,
and depose this pretender
349
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,579
from the throne of Asgard.
350
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,647
Never!
351
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,316
Now, brother!
352
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,486
For Asgard!
353
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:18,256
No! (GRUNTING)
354
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:20,858
(THE LEADER SCREAMING)
355
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,329
(THUDS)
356
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,266
Why, brother? Why
give me the hammer?
357
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,168
It was the smart thing to do.
358
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:35,206
(SCREAMING)
359
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:39,377
Our weapons may be equal, but my
intellect will always be superior!
360
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:42,313
If you're really that smart,
you'd know when to shut up!
361
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,184
(THUDS)
362
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:49,253
Yeah. Sometimes brawn
does beat brains.
363
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:57,862
Uh... About that "smashing
you" thing before?
364
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,398
I can explain.
365
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,867
No explanation is necessary.
366
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,870
The sons of Odin have told all.
367
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:09,207
There is one more matter
to be settled, Father.
368
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,742
If, in fact, you are my father.
369
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,578
ODIN: It is true, Loki.
370
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:16,214
You are not my son by birth.
371
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:20,218
You're far too clever to have come
from this stubborn old warrior.
372
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:25,790
But still, I am proud to
call myself your father.
373
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,960
But those who abuse
their intellect,
374
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:31,696
will face the wrath of Odin.
375
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,965
Well, that's certainly
not the wise play.
376
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,235
(CLICKS) (VORTEX RUMBLING)
377
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:40,705
HULK: (SIGHS) Not again.
378
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,242
We are forever
indebted to you Hulks
379
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,912
for helping us to see the true
nature of this so-called Leader.
380
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:52,016
We're just glad you finally shut
his big, stinkin' pie hole.
381
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,318
The time has come to wake Father
382
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,587
and return his spear and hammer.
383
00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,458
You should keep the hammer, brother.
You've earned it.
384
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,761
THOR: Farewell, my muscular friends.
We will meet again soon.
385
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:08,432
Leader won't get far,
if I can help it.
386
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:12,336
I can send you wherever you need
to go to hunt down the fiend.
387
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,605
(BEEPING) (CLICKING)
388
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,441
Appreciate the offer,
but it's more of a...
389
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,609
whenever.
390
00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:25,650
Gonna take brains and brawn
391
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:28,386
to stop Leader from
messing with the past.
392
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,921
Just hope I can use
them both well.
393
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,323
Hulk out!
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