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Hey, ho, history buffs!
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The Hulks are
jetting into Greece
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to meet up with one of the
biggest heroes of all time.
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I grew up reading myths and
legends about this guy.
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But it turns out he's real!
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The immortal Hercules!
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Super-strong, son of a deity,
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he's like a Greek Thor!
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Been a celebrity for literally
thousands of years.
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And he wants to party with us!
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Hercules' idea of a party isn't
the same as yours, Rick.
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Last time he invited me to
one, we ended up battling
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some kind of giant
lion/goat/snake monster thing.
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You wouldn't know a party
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if it backed over
you in a clown car.
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Truth. And after
being lost in space,
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forced on the run
by the government,
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then hunting down the
bad guys who framed us,
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we deserve some chill time.
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Skaar chill hard!
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We're heroes. We
don't take breaks.
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Only reason we took his invite
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is because I know
it means trouble.
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Now that we've
cleared our names,
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we gotta work extra-hard
to keep 'em clear.
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That means staying
away from "heroes"
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who care more about having
fun than saving people.
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Check it out! When
Hercules was still a baby,
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he choked out two huge snakes!
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Sounds like a pretty cool guy.
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How come we've never
met him before?
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He defends Mount Olympus
and the people of Greece.
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Doesn't get out much,
but when he does,
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he stirs up more
problems than he solves.
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The more you complain about
him, the more I like him!
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A-BOMB: Come on, dude.
Get into it!
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So what if we have to slap
around some monsters?
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Afterward, we can chow on
souvlaki, tzatziki, and baklava!
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What "back lava"? I don't
know, but it is fun to say.
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And Greece has some
awesome ruins,
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amazing beaches,
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and tons of tasty nummy-nums.
Mmm-mmm.
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But I thought the
girls would be cuter!
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Those are girls, right?
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I mean, if they are, we can
still salvage this party.
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Yeah, I don't think
they're here to party.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANING)
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A-BOMB: They are
tearing the jet apart!
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We're going down!
(ALARM BEEPING)
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(SCREECHING)
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I'll give you something to scream
about, you tone-deaf, harpy freak!
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(SCREECHING)
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Get the rocket boards!
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(ENGINES WHINING)
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They're not human.
Don't hold back!
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Like you gotta tell me!
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Skaar slash green monster!
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(SCREECHING)
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Date time, Rick.
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Hilarious, Jen.
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(GRUNTS)
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Hey, ugly. Pucker up!
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Uh, that's no way to
get a girlfriend.
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(SCREECHES)
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Hey, Jen, we finally found someone
who's worse at karaoke than you.
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(LAUGHS) Nah, I just...
I meant me!
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♪ Ple-ple-please
Don't punch me ♪
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(SCREECHING) Oh, no.
Somebody's about to get got!
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(GRUNTS) Back, you nether spawn!
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(LAUGHS) I haven't had this
much fun battling bird-beasts
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since I saved Prometheus from
that liver-eating vulture!
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Ah, Hulk! Glad you could
make it, old friend.
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This is your party?
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Well, I had a feast
planned in my honor,
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till the ill-tempered lord
of the underworld, Pluto,
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ruined my fun with
an unprovoked attack
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on the good immortals
of Olympus.
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(SNARLING)
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Go, my harpies! While I
hold open the portal.
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Lay waste to the home of gods
and any being in your way!
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Let's wrap this up quick!
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I'll catch up with ya, Hulk.
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First, I must meet your friends.
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Greetings, newcomers!
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Come bask in the bronze
glow of Hercules!
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(SNIFFS) Oily.
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A-Bomb, agent of S.M.A.S.H. here.
I'm a huge fan, Herc.
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Can I call you Herc? I read
all about your 12 labors.
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The way you wrestled down
that three-headed dog...
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Super cool!
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Ah, yes, Cerberus, hound
of the underworld.
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(CHUCKLING) Hardly a challenge!
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A-BOMB: (MUTTERING) Easy
on the hardware, dude!
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Until you busted it,
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that was trained to follow
us around for my web show.
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Yes, well, I suppose if
there are no songs sung
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to celebrate your
glorious feats,
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you must chronicle your
adventures somehow.
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Anytime you want
to jump in, guys!
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You're fighting Pluto?
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Named after the puniest
non-planet in the solar system?
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What's that hooded
creepo want, anyway?
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Every few hundred years, he
comes banging on our gates.
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The sounds of our revelry
on Olympus upset him.
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So he's a big party-pooper, huh?
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We got one of those, too.
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By Jupiter!
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This jade vixen would turn
Venus herself green with envy!
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(GROANS)
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Quit flirtin' and get fightin'!
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Love and war go hand in hand!
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After all, who doesn't
love to fight?
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(GRUNTS)
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Perhaps you, Pluto, who
loves nothing at all.
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Take heart, and the gift
of battle, from me!
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(SHOUTS)
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(CLATTERING)
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You've been bested by the best!
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Victory belongs to Hercules.
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I'm talking to you.
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Oh, snap! Nice one!
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Beard man punch hard!
Way to go, Herc!
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See what I'm talking about?
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He cares more about himself
than saving people.
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This fight wears my soul thin.
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To me, my harpies!
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Let us leave this
hero to his spoils.
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No wonder he's in a bad mood.
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Dude lives under a tree.
And not even a nice one.
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It's a portal to his dank, dismal
underworld realm below Olympus.
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After such a sound beating,
he won't soon return.
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Come, friends!
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Let us celebrate my
victory with a feast!
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I could use a kebab.
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Or 50! Opa!
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Somethin' ain't right.
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(STATIC BUZZING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Pluto's been defeated.
Ambrosia for everyone!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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(MUNCHING)
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Skaar like... Uh...
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Whatever Skaar eating. (LAUGHS)
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Look at this spread!
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Herc lives like he's in Vegas
every day of his life!
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Vegas?
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Dude, this is Mount
Olympus, home of the gods!
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You hear that, Hulkies?
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Herc's even got a vault of treasure
here from all his adventures!
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It's not necessary. Really.
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Ah, it's okay. Touch it.
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No, really. I insist. Come on!
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Um, no, thank you! (GULPING)
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Hulk! There you are!
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Mmm. Mmm!
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Will you quit sulking
and come party, dude?
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That battle was too easy.
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Well, yeah, 'cause Herc
is sweet at his job.
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(GROWLS) Okay, he's got a bigger
ego than Red could even hope for.
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But if people were praising
me for a few thousand years,
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I probably would, too.
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Oh, Hercules.
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Your arrogance will be
the downfall of Olympus
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and the world of men!
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Another of man's whirling,
buzzing annoyances!
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Leave me be!
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Oh, no! That's Herc's vault!
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So, you were just playing dead.
(GRUNTS)
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The lord of the underworld
does not play dead!
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(SHOUTING)
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(HULK GRUNTING)
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To battle!
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You got a good
bowling arm, Herc?
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Naturally. I excel at all games.
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And knocking out Pluto
is one of my favorites.
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A-BOMB: One smash-ball
special comin' up!
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(LAUGHING) Yahoo!
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(CLANGING) Ooh! Ah!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(ALL GROANING)
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Its strength as defense remains.
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Now, let us test its magic!
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(GROANS) And I thought
the harpies were ugly.
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(SCREAMING)
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No! Stop, Hulk!
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(GRUNTING)
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Are you nuts?
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What'd you do to him?
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I showed him the last
face he'll ever see.
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HERCULES: Avert your gaze, Hulk!
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Are you stoppin' me so you
can hog the glory again?
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No, friend. I was saving
you from a terrible fate.
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Do not look!
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Pluto stole the
shield of Minerva.
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It turns whoever looks at it...
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To stone!
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(LAUGHING)
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He changed the
Smashers into statues!
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You made it sound like Pluto
wasn't even a threat.
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He wasn't, until now.
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Knowing him, he'll want to turn
everyone on earth into stone
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using Minerva's shield.
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But at least we're okay, right?
Give me that!
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The king of the underworld is going
to turn the human race into rocks
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and you're admiring your stupid mug?
(GRUNTS)
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Oh, so this must be one of
your famous Hulk tantrums.
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No, I'm getting ready to smash
my way into the underworld
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to stop Pluto and find a
way to save my friends.
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It's called being a hero.
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Look, friend, perhaps
it is my fault
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your companions have been
turned into statues,
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albeit less attractive
ones than I would make.
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So, let me make it up to you.
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Come! I know another way in.
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I've had many grand
adventures in the underworld
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that I can regale you
with on our journey.
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HULK: Or, you could just be quiet.
(PECKING)
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HERCULES: Yeah, and the
immortals mourned me,
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so they were compelled
to make me one of them!
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Yeah, great story.
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Is this it? Huh?
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Oh, yes! See the lanky
fellow with the pole?
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That's Sharon, the ferry
man on the river Styx.
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He takes souls into
the underworld.
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He's a bit of a stickler
for rules about
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who he takes into
the underworld,
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so you better let
me do the talking.
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Sharon, my good fellow!
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My name is Charon.
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For the thousandth time.
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Now be gone, Hercules.
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I'll have no trouble from you.
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You'll have none,
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so long as you give
Olympus's favorite son
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and his companion a lift.
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It is against the rules
of the underworld
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to take a living soul
down this river.
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And your ego would
surely sink my raft.
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(LAUGHS) Oh, Sharon, you cut-up.
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(GRUNTS)
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You just punched a
defenseless old man!
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Nah, he's tougher than he looks.
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Stubborn, too.
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Say, how are you
with a push-pole?
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(GROANS)
247
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Yow! (GRUNTS)
248
00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,862
You dare assault the ferry man?
Listen,
249
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,264
I'm sorry that... (GRUNTS)
250
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,933
You keep poor company, beast.
251
00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:45,470
Not a defenseless old man.
252
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:48,373
Guy hits like a freight train.
253
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:52,377
Not looking for a fight!
Came here to save people!
254
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:55,146
Pluto is trying to turn every
person on earth to stone.
255
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,881
And we're here to
make sure he doesn't.
256
00:11:56,883 --> 00:12:01,052
It is not like Hercules
to be so selfless.
257
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:05,990
Come aboard, and I'll
show you the way.
258
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,126
Tiring him out was my plan, too.
259
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,295
(GROANS) Oh, stuff it.
260
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:13,198
HERCULES: You mustn't take
life so seriously, Hulk.
261
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:17,335
It's just a ride! Oh sure, it gets
bumpy and frightening at times,
262
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,939
but as long as you're on
it, why not enjoy it?
263
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:24,876
Because my friends have all
been turned into statues.
264
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:27,278
Not to worry. With my strength,
265
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,214
and your as-needed backup,
266
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,883
Pluto will soon taste defeat.
267
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,985
CHARON: We're here.
268
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:38,456
Good luck to you, noble one.
269
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:42,494
PLUTO: Soon, the surface world
will be a silent cemetery.
270
00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:46,064
Humans will become
their own tombstones!
271
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:46,064
We need a plan.
272
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:49,901
The shield can't hurt us
unless we look at it, right?
273
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:53,505
Knowing Pluto, he expanded
its power with dark magics.
274
00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:57,509
Because unless you're me, it's hard to
get the whole world to look at you.
275
00:12:57,511 --> 00:13:00,078
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
276
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,013
(GROWLS)
277
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:05,049
Now, tell me more
about this plan!
278
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:07,852
You just blew our
shot at making one!
279
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,855
Life is too short for plans!
280
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,457
(ROARING)
281
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,495
Oh, so you want to live the
rest of it as a statue?
282
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:20,932
You might want to start
taking this seriously!
283
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,901
Fair enough. (GRUNTS)
284
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,937
But unless you want to turn out like
that basement-dwelling sad sack,
285
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,438
you might want to lighten up!
286
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,975
Is there no limit to
your hubris, Hercules?
287
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,978
You would face me
in my own realm?
288
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,181
HULK: Look out!
289
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,049
(GRUNTING) (ROARING)
290
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:42,153
Just keep the bulls
off my back, will ya?
291
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,488
I'm going after Pluto!
292
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,057
Oh, after a taste
of glory, are you?
293
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:49,060
I'll rock, paper,
scissors you for it!
294
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,128
(GRUNTING)
295
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,064
(LAUGHING)
296
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,101
Here I come!
297
00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:00,038
(GROWLING)
298
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:07,245
Rock always wins.
299
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:09,547
Ahhh!
300
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,883
HERCULES: Sweet Saturn's sickle!
301
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,451
That was my favorite leg!
302
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,986
(GROANING)
303
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,057
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
304
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,393
(ROARING)
305
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:26,331
HULK: Take cover!
306
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,970
(ROARING)
307
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:35,573
I'll be sure to tell your
admirers exactly who failed them,
308
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,942
before I freeze them in granite.
309
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:40,979
HERCULES: Now, hold on, Pluto.
310
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,348
You're only making things
worse for yourself.
311
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,083
(SCREAMING)
312
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,675
CHARON: I could not see
such a courageous warrior
313
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:14,145
fall by Pluto's hand,
green man-beast.
314
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:18,316
Saving him, however, was an
unfortunate consequence.
315
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,919
HERCULES: This is
all my fault, Hulk.
316
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,954
I've doomed the world!
317
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:26,925
My continuous jesting and
carelessness in the face of danger
318
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,027
cost us victory!
319
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:33,131
For Jupiter's sake, do you ever
stop talking about yourself?
320
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,067
Snap out of it, Herc. There's
still time to stop Pluto
321
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,969
and save the Smashers.
322
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,537
(PIGEONS COOING)
323
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:47,045
CHARON: You, I
continue to despise.
324
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,380
But I admire your
resolute manner
325
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,382
and dedication to others.
326
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,651
So I offer you insight.
327
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:57,055
If the shield is faced
with its own reflection,
328
00:15:57,057 --> 00:16:00,925
it can be destroyed,
the spell broken.
329
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:04,028
Your friends will be restored.
330
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,663
You still got that mirror?
331
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,966
If we can get close enough
to Pluto to use it,
332
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,568
we can bounce the shield's
beams right back at it.
333
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,071
A brilliant plan, Hulk!
334
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:16,040
Give me orders, and I will
follow them to the letter.
335
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,609
I vow to remain serious,
and make amends
336
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,578
for the trouble I've
caused you this day.
337
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:24,115
Actually, having some fun
might be the right idea.
338
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,125
(ROARING)
339
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,027
What is that?
340
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,229
PLUTO: Your champions
have fallen!
341
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,570
HERCULES: Don't flatter
yourself, Pluto.
342
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,638
Nobody's soul is
beating down the door
343
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,607
to get into your boring realm.
344
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,542
Self-important braggart!
(GROWLING)
345
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,412
I regret not annihilating
you when I had the chance.
346
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:57,749
HERCULES: But you don't regret moping
in a damp cave all these years?
347
00:16:57,751 --> 00:17:00,651
While I captivated the
world with heroic deeds
348
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,487
and rugged good looks?
349
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:05,123
Perhaps I'll leave
your head unfrozen
350
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,792
so you can watch your
beloved world fall!
351
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,028
You mean, you wouldn't be
doing it so I could share
352
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:13,531
my harrowing tales of adventure
with you for all eternity?
353
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,733
Come on! Deep down,
you admire me.
354
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,036
I know it! (DING)
355
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:21,639
I had you when I slew the
Nemean lion, didn't I?
356
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:30,782
(GRUNTS) You earned my spite the
day you first opened your mouth!
357
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:33,117
HERCULES: Admit it,
you're jealous!
358
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:36,521
It's your own fault you don't have
friends to party with, Plute!
359
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:40,291
You need a positive
mental attitude.
360
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,060
(GRUNTS)
361
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,629
(GROWLING)
362
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,632
(ROARING)
363
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,834
(DISTORTED GROANING)
364
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,606
(GROWLING) (GROWLING)
365
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,543
(GRUNTS)
366
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,614
(RUMBLING)
367
00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:09,454
No!
368
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,522
(PLUTO LAUGHS)
369
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:12,857
At last!
370
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,627
An end to your
ceaseless chatter.
371
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:20,331
He's right, you know. Did the alone
thing plenty, and it ain't fun.
372
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:24,535
That fool cost you your friends,
and now, your own life!
373
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,537
At least he knew how
to have a good time!
374
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,351
HULK: Hey, baldy!
375
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,120
(GROWLING)
376
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:54,832
(MUTTERING)
377
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,870
Huh... Wow...
378
00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:00,838
Why am I so stiff?
379
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:04,142
And... What's an egg
doing in my ear?
380
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,344
And where'd all the
cow people come from?
381
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,479
(GROWLING)
382
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,915
Pluto turned you to statues,
but Hulk saved you.
383
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:14,352
Come! Let us see the smashing
you're so famous for! Ahhh!
384
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,486
Ahhh!
385
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,589
Skaar bite too! (GROWLING)
386
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,359
I call the middle head!
387
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,827
(GROWLING)
388
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,395
(GRUNTS)
389
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,297
(GRUNTS)
390
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,733
You fight well, jade vixen.
391
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,802
Perhaps you were an Amazon
princess in a past life.
392
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:34,805
No Amazon's got nothin' on me.
393
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:38,843
Seeing the surface world fall
was my one chance at happiness.
394
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:42,380
And you ruined it! Herc can
find you a unicorn to ride.
395
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:45,683
Would that cheer you up?
(ROARING)
396
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,653
SKAAR: Come back, bad dog!
Skaar not done biting!
397
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,454
You've won this day, mortal.
398
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,657
But when next I rise,
399
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,793
it will be to drag your
soul to the underworld!
400
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,929
(LAUGHING)
401
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,302
Better bring a bigger dog.
402
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,270
HERCULES: I owe you
all a great debt,
403
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,905
not only for today's victory,
404
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,942
but for showing me the
error of my ways.
405
00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:12,443
Thank you, Hulk.
406
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,278
There's a time and place
for everything, Herc.
407
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,381
And now's the time to party.
408
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,318
Herc! Herc, flex for us!
Herc! Herc!
409
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,553
HULK: Thanks, Doris.
410
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:25,623
Mmm! Mmm.
411
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,658
Yes, the contents
of this meat pita
412
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,294
are both strange and delicious.
413
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,396
What is this I'm feasting on?
414
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,832
Mmm. It's a veggie burger.
415
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,767
After fighting all
those minotaurs,
416
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,369
kind of lost the
appetite for beef.
417
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,838
(MUNCHING)
418
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:45,776
Skaar not care.
Skaar eat anything.
419
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,912
I like your attitude, Skaar.
420
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,481
And I like your hometown.
421
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:52,917
So what's the deal?
422
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,952
I thought you couldn't
leave Greece.
423
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,888
I can, but that's
where my fans are.
424
00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,790
So I like to stay close.
425
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:02,793
You know, that's a
collector's item.
426
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,695
I'll be right here
if you want another.
427
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,931
Well, you got some new
fans here in Vista Verde.
428
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:10,368
To Hercules! No, no.
You're kind.
429
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,536
But I do not deserve
such a toast.
430
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:15,606
Today, we raise
our cups to Hulk!
431
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,942
The hero of the day!
432
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,543
Hoo-ah! Here, here!
433
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:21,812
Okra!
434
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:25,283
Herc's right. Everyone needs to
have some fun when they can.
435
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:28,853
You gotta work hard. But
don't forget to live.
436
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,021
Hulk out.
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