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Ripped By mstoll
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Here you go.
This one's on the house.
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Thanks.
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Hey, are you doing
anything tomorrow?
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My family's having a barbecue.
Wanna come?
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Family function?
Pass.
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I can't stand my own family's
barbecues.
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Why would I want to go to
someone else's?
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She's not talking
to you.
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Um, so, how about it?
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Sure.
Sounds like fun.
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Awesome!
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I'm really excited for you
to meet everybody,
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especially my dad.
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I think you'll really
like him.
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He pilots the traffic helicopter
for the local news.
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Whoa-ho!
Your dad is "Chopper Six"?
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That dude rules!
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"Kssht!
This is Chopper Six!
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Now flying over a ton
of traffic.
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Bet all you losers wish you were
in this chopper.
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Kssht!"
Whoo!
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And then he just flies over
some burning truck
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and a 50-car pile-up!
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So cool.
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He is really cool, but don't
let your guard down.
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Margaret's dad can be a pretty
aggressive guy.
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It's common in such
a male-dominated profession.
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He even refuses to shake hands
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with any guy Margaret
brings home.
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Oh, come on.
He's not that tough.
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He's super-sweet when you get
to know him.
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Yeah, I'm sure
we'll get along fine.
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Well, we got to get
back to work.
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I'll pick you up tomorrow,
okay?
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- Later.
- Great. See ya.
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I have to shake that
guy's hand.
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- What? Why?
- Dude, it's a huge deal!
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I'm finally out
of the friend zone,
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and now she's taking me
to meet her parents!
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So what? You wanna date
Margaret, not her dad.
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You don't get it, dude.
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If Margaret and I are
gonna date,
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I need her dad to like me.
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I have to get that handshake.
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Margaret! Margaret!
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Hey, mom!
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So good to see you.
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Mom, this is Mordecai.
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Hi, Mordecai.
I'm Denise.
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Margaret's told us
so much about you.
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Oh, ha ha.
I hope good things.
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Well, she mentioned something
about you wearing a diaper?
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- Uh...
- Mom!
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Oh, I'm teasing!
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Mordecai, let me introduce you
to the family.
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We have Margaret's cousins...
Ricky, Tommy,
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Markey, Robby,
Ronny, Suzy, Stacey.
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You know John.
- 'Sup, Mordo!
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Uncle Tim, Uncle Dave,
Uncle Bill, Aunt Theresa,
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Aunt Mary Beth, Aunt Kathleen,
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Nana Smith, Grandpappy Jack.
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And over at the grill is
Margaret's...
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Daddy!
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Is that my little hug bug?
Give me a hug, hug bug!
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Daddy!
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Oh!
Look at you, so grown-up!
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How am I gonna hug my hug bug
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if I can't even recognize her?
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Dad!
I was here last weekend.
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Hey, you bring back
that mixtape I let you borrow?
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Daddy's got to have his rockin'
tunes for Chopper Six!
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Whoa! Ha ha!
What a coincidence.
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I love rockin' tunes, too!
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Heh heh, heh...
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Daddy, this is
Mordecai.
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Nice to meet you, sir.
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- This the diaper guy?
- Uh...
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I better rustle up some more
burgers on the grill,
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put some meat on diaper guy's
bones here.
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You told him, too?
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Oh, relax.
He's just messing around.
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That's when you know
he likes you.
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I got to get that
handshake.
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I'm gonna go swim for a bit.
You coming?
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Oh. I didn't bring
a swimsuit.
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Why don't you ask Little Suzy
to borrow a swim diaper?
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Daddy!
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All right, all right!
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I've got a suit he can wear.
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Wow. You guys really spend
a lot of time together.
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Here.
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Uh, why is
the front like that?
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That's the back.
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Maybe I'll...
skip the pool.
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Skip the pool?
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What, are you ashamed of your
body or something?
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What? No! I...
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A real man does not
get ashamed.
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Pathetic.
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Here. Just give it back.
I'll wear it.
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No! I'll wear it!
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Oh, you think you can
handle it?
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Yeah. Pfft!
It's cool.
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Not a problem.
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Good.
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Um...
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Oh, Frank, I thought
you threw that suit out.
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Hey, I tried to stop him,
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but the kid wanted
to wear it.
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You said this is
what a real man would wear!
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I don't know what you're
talking about.
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- But...
- You callin' me a liar?!
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No! No.
It's fine, really.
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- Thanks for the suit, Frank.
- It's "Mr. Smith" to you!
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And get that thing away
from me.
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Ugh!
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You trying to get a handshake
from old man Frank?
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- Yeah.
- He's a tough nut to crack.
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But there is one way
he'll shake your hand.
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You have to beat him
at a cannonball contest.
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What?
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He's the best cannonballer around.
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Really respects the craft,
you know?
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He'll shake the hand
of anyone
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who can cannonball better
than him.
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Hm-hm.
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Hey, Mr. Smith, I hear you're
pretty good at cannonballs.
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Yeah, only the best around.
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How about a little
contest?
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You're challenging me
to a cannonball contest
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in my own home?!
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Uh...
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Recess is over,
skin and bones.
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It's cannonball time.
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Cannonball!
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Beat that, small fry!
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Ha! Quitting.
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Just as I thought...
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Cannonba-a-a-a-ll!
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Whoo! Yeah!
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Cannonba-a-a-ll!
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Cannonba-a-a-a-ll!
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Cannonba-a-a-a-a-ll!
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Cannonba-a-a-a-ll!
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Ugh!
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All right,
Mordecai!
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Had enough, diaper boy?
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You kidding?
I could cannonball all day.
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Is that so?
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But can you
do a "mannonball"?
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A what?
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Fred, bring Chopper Six
around.
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It's mannonball time.
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Frank, come on!
Just let it go!
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Stay out of it, Denise!
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This is mannonball business!
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I'm gonna put this punk
in his place!
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We'll see about that!
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Wait, Dad!
Come on!
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Ugh! He always does
this stuff.
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You know your father...
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always thinking with
his chopper.
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But that's why I love him.
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That's a 50-foot drop.
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You mess this up,
it's gonna take
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more than a pool boy
to clean it up.
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You ready to call it quits?
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- No.
- Have it your way.
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Fred, more altitude!
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And don't be afraid to shake
things up.
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Roger that.
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Ohh!
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It's time to give up,
skin and bones!
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You're out of your element!
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I'm not giving up!
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I'm winning this cannonball
contest!
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Ugh!
Fred, take us higher!
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But, Frank, she's not stable!
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Do it now!
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Give up.
You can't win this.
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What's your deal,
man?!
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I only did this contest because
I wanted you to like me!
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It's not about the contest!
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It's about losing
my baby girl!
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- What?
- Margaret's grown up so fast.
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Every time she brings one of you
yahoos to the house,
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I'm afraid you're gonna
take her away from me!
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I can't lose my hug bug!
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Dude, Margaret thinks you're
the coolest dad ever!
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She's always talking about how
great you are.
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No matter what happens, you're
always gonna be her dad!
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She loves you, man!
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Fred, take us down.
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The winds are too strong!
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I'm losin' her!
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Unh!
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Aaaaaah!
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Mr. Smith!
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I'm coming, Mr. Smith!
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Unh!
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What are you doing?!
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Saving you!
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Why?
I treated you like garbage!
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It doesn't matter!
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The only person I care about
is Margaret,
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and she cares about you,
so hold on!
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Aah!
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Well, that's it.
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We're gonna die.
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I'm sorry about
all this!
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Hey, at least you tried!
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Not a lot of guys would risk
their lives like that!
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You got guts, kid!
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It was nice knowin' ya,
Mordecai!
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You too, Mr. Smith!
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Hey! Call me Frank!
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Thank you, Fra...
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Best mannonball ever.
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Will they be
all right, doctor?
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Oh, they'll be fine.
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If that handshake hadn't broken
their fall, they'd be dead.
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We'll be able to separate them
in about six weeks.
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Dude, Mordecai!
I heard what happened!
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So awesome!
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I want to jump out
of Chopper Six next!
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Mannonball! Mannonball!
Mannonball!
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You know this bozo?
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Nope.
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00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:10,179
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